Author has written 2 stories for Glee, and Harry Potter.
My name is Rachel and there are 3 things you should know about me.
1) I'm a total gleek. I love everything about the show.
2) Starkid and the Harry Potter Series rule my life.
3) I will not and do not tolerate homophobes. Don't try and feed me your crap if you are one.
Now on with the show!
KLAINERS GONNA KLAINE!
"Kurt might be starting to feel some... jittery butterflies for Blaine." -Chris Colfer
I love these two hopeless boys more than anyone else on the show, and would personally assemble a mob to go to Ryan Murphy's house if they ever broke up. He
would need to sleep with one eye open. I shipped for them waaaaaaaaaaaaay before Original Song (try as soon as Darren walked on screen in NBK) Only twice have I
been able to watch Animal without hiding my eyes (To much second hand embarresment... oh Kurt...) and When I Get You Alone kills me. For one thing, the first time I
watched I'm like "Blaine! You look like an idiot, stop embarresing yourself." and also Kurt is just dying. It's so, so, so, so, soooooooo sad. :( I mean halfway through the
number he just totally stops singing. Blaine was an oblivious idiot. I nearly said 'is' but at least he finally realized Klaine is love and made a move xD Baby it's cold
outside is my favorite number from A Very Glee Christmas (A Very Potter Musical/ Sequel anyone?!) and... so... yeah. KLAINE PEOPLE. DIG IT. ("Celibacy ladies, dig it!" -"Sexy" Emma Schuster... oh did I say Schuster? I meant Pillsbury ;) hehe :D)
Blaine (?) Anderson + Kurt Elizabeth Hummel FOREVER.
STARKID REFERENCES IN GLEE!!!!!!!!
1) You're not alone- Blaine to Karofsky
2) You're not alone- Mr. Schuster to Kurt
3) THE PINK SUNGLASSES IN WIGYA. I FREAKING DIED. -When I Get You Alone in Silly Love Songs
4) "Totally Awesome" -Sam to Blaine (who. else. died. Because I did. Said to anyone else and it wouldn't have caused as much flailing :D)
Yeah, I'm a total gleek.
Ships (Basically Canon)
Rachel/ Finn... maybe Finn/ Quinn if she's not in one of her bi*chy moods xD
Kurt/Blaine (KLAINE IS LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!)
Sam/ Um... whoever will take him really. I guess Mercedes right now, but we don't know how good they are together yet.
You know you're addicted to A Very Potter Musical and Sequel when...
You actually start considering Umbridge/Dumbledore Pairings
You feel sorry for Snape and Malfoy randomly
You're having a dream and Snape bursts in saying 'What the devil is going on in here?!'
Everytime you see Malfoy's name you think 'you little sh*t'
You know Lucius Malfoy is an amazing dancer.
When someone asks what's wrong you say 'just B*ches ruining my life.'
You see the Draco/Dobby Resemblance
Any time someone says No Way you go 'LEAVE RIGHT NOW IF YOU THINK THIS AIN'T REAL!'
If someone says Stutter, you think 'Don't you tell me to go, and say I'm the one!'
You find yourself thinking What is a Hufflepuff?
You know there is nothing Red Vines can't do.
You fight with people over whether wizards and witches should have wands or swords of Gryffindor.
While reading Deathly Hallows you had Voldemort is goin' down stuck in your head.
You know Draco's name is pronounced Drahco.
You know his full name is 'Draco you godda* little poofer.'
You assure people that all respectable wizards wear diapers.
When someone talks about Mars your thought process goes straight to Pigfarts.
While watching Harry Potter you scream at the TV 'WHERE IS SCARFIE?!'
You start shipping for Malfoy/Luna
You think Guys Like Potter is the saddest song. Ever.
You know the locket was not a Horcrux. The Zefron Poster was.
Peter Pettigrew was not an animagus. He was a Taylor Lautner Poster.
Donuts are not Horcruxes. They are snacks.
You know Lupin has a drinking and cursing problem.
Snape is, and always will be... a butt trumpet.
Anytime someone goes BLBLBLBLBL! You think Ew, Snape...
You don't disrespect Umbridge.
You know Hermione can't draw.
You know Lupin can't sing.
While watching/reading a Quidditch scene you start thinking 'Somebody's goin' down...'
While reading a Draco Malfoy scene you hear Lauren's voice, not Tom Felton's.
You know Draco is good now.
When tired you scream 'Can't we all just be death eaters?!'
Big D and Little D are not constellations to you.
You always expect Tom Felton to come rolling on the screen instead of walking.
When reading or watching Hermione/Ron scenes you start humming Granger Danger.
You can 'CHOOSE NOT TO BE GAY THEN' (No Offense to anyone...)
You know Malfoy had the Time-Turner. Not Hermione.
You know it's not over yet.
You're making evil plans. With evil hands...
You think 'With the way Lucius "walks" it's no surprise Draco is always rolling on the floor...'
Centaurs can dance.
Umbridge and Firenze... as odd as it may be... are a couple.
The invisibility cloak has gotten much smaller...
When people say Winnipeg you say 'THAT'S IN CANADA!'
You know you are addicted to Harry Potter when...
Someone says 'Does that make sense?' and you think 'No, and I don't think I like flying!'
You know Horcrux is not an insult.
The sound of gunshots does not scare you, but anything that sounds like 'Avada Kedavra' does.
You don't dare say 'Mud-blood'
People say 'Umbridge is so annoying...' and you say 'Try having to put up with her for 700 pages!'
You know the exact page Hermione first asks out Ron on (US Version, Half-Blood Prince, Page 282 xD)
You know all the words to Harry's singing valentine*
You know all the words to the Hogwarts School Song*
You could tell Ron crushed on Hermione since at least 2nd year, most probably first.
You know Hermione liked Gilderoy Lockhart 2nd year, and you call people that think otherwise stupid.
You have to explain what the Deathly Hallows sign means many times...
You have the above mentioned sign written in many numerous places.
You can quote both Harry Potter movies and quotes.
You have bought so many chocolate frogs you have a wizard card collection like Ron's.
You have taken a sorting hat quiz online and bought merchandise for that house. (Ravenclaw, WOOT WOOT!)
The Goblet of Fire movie annoys you because you know Neville did all of Dobby's parts really.
The Half-Blood prince movie annoys you because you know Hermione only said two of the things Amortentia smelled like to her.
You know Ron and Hermione did dance at Bill and Fleur's wedding no matter what the stupid movie scene shows.
You know Hogwarts is real.
You can rattle off R/Hr's kids H/G's kids and Draco's kids names without missing a beat. (Albus, James, Lily, Rose, Hugo, Scorpius)
You can quote what the locket says to Ron*
You know Dumbledore is hopelessly gay. (Purple suit, high heels anyone?)
You can name many characters spouse's and know their futures...
Trelawney is NOT a fraud. And you know it.
J.K Rowling is your idol.
Your HP Books are your babies.
You know what wand many of the characters have.
You can answer all of Snape's questions to Harry in 1st year.
You know many characters full names. Including main characters children.
You know what the writing above Gringotts doors says by heart.*
His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, his hair as dark as a blackboard. I wish he were mine, oh he's really divine, the hero who conquered the dark lord.
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy, Warty Hogwarts, teach us something please! Whether we be old and bald or young with scabby knees! Our heads could do with filling with some interesting stuff, for now they're bare, and full of air, dead flies and bits of fluff! So teach us things worth knowing, bring back what we forgot! Just do your best, we'll do the rest, and learn until our brains all rot!
I have seen your heart, and it is mine. I have seen your dreams, Ronald Weasley, and I have seen your fears. All that you desire is possible, but all that you dread is also possible... Least loved, always, by the mother who craved a daughter. Least loved, now, by the girl who prefers your friend. Second Best. Always Overshadowed. (Then it goes into all that Riddle-Harry and Riddle-Hermione crap which I don't know...)
Enter Stranger, but take heed, of what awaits the sin of greed. For those who take but do not earn, most pay most dearly in their turn. So if you seek beneath our floors, a treasure that was never yours, theif you have been warned, beware! of finding more than treasure there.