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Joined 02-25-11, id: 2766578, Profile Updated: 03-22-14
Author has written 18 stories for Touhou Project, South Park, Homestuck, My Little Pony, Portal, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Borderlands.

Former Pen Names: Ambitious Wendy Testaburger, Karkat Captor, Tewi Inaba

Hey. I'm a 16 year old bisexual girl whose interests vary from Aqua Teen Hunger Force to South Park to Dangan Ronpa. Admittedly, yes, I have quite a few incomplete stories.

I also have an account on Archive Of Our Own: Monokuma/Eric Cartman.

Ongoing Stories With No Planned End

Message Sent - A series of emails between Cartman and Kyle. Kyman, other pairings mentioned.

Ongoing Stories (Planned End)

Law, Disorder, Murders, and SHSL Stupidity (South Park/Dangan Ronpa; Part of the Game On! Series) - The boys enter a new high school, but unbeknownst to them, it's not normal - the mutual killing game begins. Who will snap under the pressure? Who will survive? And most importantly, who is the mastermind behind this all? Kyman, Stutters, Kendy are pairings included.

Stories On Hiatus That Will Be Completed Later

Night Lights (South Park)

Upcoming Stories

The Real Reason Why Too Much TV Isn't Good For You (Persona 4/South Park; Part of the Game On! Series) - "My name's Kenny McCormick, not that it matters. What really does matter is that weird shit has been happening lately. Not just shit that would be passed off as 'oh, yeah, that happens'...I'm meaning the fact that I can put my hand inside my TV. On top of that, someone who we thought was long-dead is...alive?" Stenny, Kyman, misc. pairings. Rated T.

The Melancholy of Eric Cartman (Haruhi Suzumiya/South Park) - "Alright, so let me get this straight. Cartman's a literal god, and he doesn't know it. Stan is an esper, Butters is a time-traveler, and...Craig, you're an alien? Christ." Kyman (mainly), Style, Kytters, Kaig, basically Kyle has an unwanted harem. Rated T.

When The Cows Cry (Higurashi/South Park) - A story based on Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni. Details TBD, will span several 'arcs'. Will not be for the faint of heart due to graphic descriptions of gore. Rated M.

Repent and Relent (South Park)- Kenny McCormick is the guardian angel of one Eric Cartman, due to a pledge to become a better person in return for being allowed to live after a car crash. However, this will be a far more difficult case than expected, with the human out to make his afterlife eternal suffering. Kenman. Rated T.

Super Dangan South Park 2 (South Park/Dangan Ronpa) - Sequel to Law & Disorder. Details TBD.

Handcuffs & Heartthrobs (Dangan Ronpa)- A 100 themes challenge based upon the pairing of Enoshima Junko and Kirigiri Kyouko. Yuri, obviously. Rating unknown at this point.

Review and rate my stories if you wish, I'm not the boss of you, yo.

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You Know What Grinds My Gears? by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever reviews
Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the word today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 165 - Words: 42,963 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10h - Published: 9/26/2014 - Peter G.
After Hours by Tomorrow's Hero reviews
It can be amazing how time and circumstance turn enemies into newfound friends... especially when those same enemies were trying to kill you not one month ago. A series of shorts featuring Mike Schmidt as he tries to make the most of the graveyard shift by making four unexpected new friends.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,226 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear
South Park: My Little Brony by AtticusLegend reviews
When Cartman gets into the new Brony sensation sweeping the nation he discovers the haters who put his newfound fandom down for no real reason. He creates the My Little Brony fan club and outlines a plan to spread awareness of his newfound hobby. Meanwhile Kyle and Butters are drawn into the craze while Stan and Kenny form an anti brony league. *PS: I am not a Brony!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Passion by Mootycakes reviews
Cartman finally admits his true feelings to Kyle, who is surprised and dare I say it, happy. Unbeknownst to Kyle, the others won't take the news very well. Rated M for future graphic content. Yaoi. Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
Infinite Death by kyleisgod reviews
Kenny McCormick's points of view before his various deaths, in the actual order of occurrence! Kenny McCormick death fic challenge!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Kenny M.
A Mother's Journey by DrYuriMom reviews
Throughout time, mothers have watched their children go off to fight with both pride and fear in their hearts. Would the mothers of magical girls be any different if they knew?
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,938 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Homura A.
Guy Talk by Jon Roy Smits reviews
Spike, along with Snips and Snails, discuss the more important topics plaguing the denizens of Equestria such as who's hotter to weird fetishes.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,584 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Spike
Mouth Park: The Rod of Truth by Zapper Pikachu reviews
Based on South Park: The Stick of Truth. Knights vs Goblins. Many lives will be lost in this terrible war. Who shall win and get the Rod of Truth, and ether save the world, or drive it into darkness and evil? The Knights or the Goblins? OCs are highly welcomed.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2014 - OC
Best Bros by onliin reviews
A series of Oneshots involving Gamzee Makara and Tavros Nitram. Rated T for Gamzee's mouth. BoyxBoy pairing. Don't like, don't read. No flames please.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
The Quiet Plains by Metamotivation reviews
At seventeen, Stan couldn't take Kenny seriously when he said: "You and me, we're gonna make something of ourselves, but we can do it our own way. Kyle and Cartman are a different story." A lot of things happened before Stan was seventeen and their world spun when Kyle decided to punch this one kid in the face. But the story's much more complicated than that. UPDATE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,676 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica: Kyubee's Lament by Talos Angel reviews
Kyubee comes to a revelation after his most recent failure to convince Madoka to become a magical girl. Rated "M" Just in case.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Kyubey, Madoka K.
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
What If? by MultipleShipper reviews
Jade has something she's been meaning to tell Dave, but thoughts of "What if" have kept her from doing so. DaveJade and JohnRose
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
A Day in the Life: Anyday Anecdotes of Eric & Kyle by GiggleBangzRiceBowl reviews
a series of one-shots, centering on the anyday anecdotes that go on in Kyle & Cartman's lives / set in no chronological order or timeline order / typically takes place as adults, unless noted otherwise / ranges from smutty lemons to feel-good fluffiness, ... but mostly lemons! / STRICTLY KYMAN/CARTYLE! R&R,PLEEZ!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,692 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
More Beautiful than the Rain by himeroru reviews
Another quick one-shot I wrote as a stress-relief tool during standardized testing. DavexJade, approx. 2,000 words. Rated T for profanities.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Gensokyo VS The Cleverbot! by ryuusama's disciple reviews
A continuation of sorts to my last fic. I hope you find it even a little funny! Requests for a certain character are welcome!
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011
imma wiserd, Special Commentary by Kaylyne Morgan! by Kaylyne Morgan reviews
My commentary on imma wiserd; Quite possibly the worst/best fanfics of all time. Warning: If you are easily offended, STEER CLEAR. This is horribly racist and misspelt. I don't own the story, only the words written in bold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011
Homestuck Song Compilation by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
Full of fansongs written by yours truly! Contains Homestuck parodies, lyrics for already made Homestuck songs, raps and more! I'm open to requests, but most of them will be personal ideas unless otherwise specified. Rated T for curse words. Song 11: A Jade-ified version of "Coward Montblanc".
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012
SolKat drabble 2 by MarieVargas reviews
Someone wanted SolKat smut, they got SolKat smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
BECAUSE I'M GERMANY by sugarchupchup34 reviews
WHEN A MAN LOVES A DOG, PERHAPS TOO MUCH.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Maybe by nblg6 reviews
"…and maybe, just maybe, I was falling in love with Cartman. With that in mind, I made my decision."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,848 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Mornings by RavenExorcist reviews
Karkat usually hates mornings, but Sollux can sometimes make them just a little bit sweeter. Just a fluffy oneshot to make up for my lack of posting uwu SolKat
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Obscura by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
Rule number 1: Cool guys never remove their sunglasses.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 110 - Words: 116,698 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Dave S.
SolKar SMUT by bluegirlalexis reviews
I started writing this when I realized that there aren't a lot of these stories... a lot are copies on other websites... but anyways, it's done on Valentine's Day, so whatever. c Andrew Hussie's characters. Yay Homestuck! ...SO yeah... SSSMMMMUUUTTTT! LEMON ! Whatever you wan a call it ;D
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Save the Last Dance for Me by onryoii reviews
One-shot. Feferi is having another one of her parties but partying is the last thing on Sollux's mind and his matesprit knows it too.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
Is It Not Obvious I'm Flushed For You? by wally-westicle reviews
Sollux decides it would be hilarious to be as sexual as possible to his best friend. Sure, he was totally acting on emotions, but it's not like Karkat would find out. That is, unless Karkat shared a secret first. No Smut, just Fluff. Rated T for Sexual implications and Karkat's mouth. We can all forgive him since he is a cutie. Oh and the story is better than the summary.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Cuddling's not so Bad by CrazyCimera666 reviews
This is a Rp me and my friend did...I'm Sollux and she's Gamzee. There's no one on line but Sollux, so Gamzee textes him to come over. Then thay get on to cuddling...somthing Sollux never does Have fun reading it
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Gamzee M., Sollux C. - Complete
No Pies For You by Adina Mizu reviews
It was a harmless pie right? Uh, no John, just no.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
VVhalentine's Day by Midnightistoolate reviews
It's that human time of year and Feferi pressures Sollux to ask Eridan to the movies. When he finds that he's enjoying himself a bit more than he expected, things take an unexpected turn for the two. ((very anime and fluff)) EriSol Oneshot Rated T for some minor sexual content
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
How You Sleep by rosie579 reviews
You're currently laying on your bed, in your comfy clothes, ready to fall asleep, but dammit, something is bothering you. - Johnkat, involves kissing and sleeping.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Terminally Taurus by pandanarchy reviews
PBJ one-shot. Gamzee starts off innocently thinking about Tavros, and then things escalate.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Ever Felt Like This Before by rosie579 reviews
You don't think it's ever felt like this before. Johnkat, lots of kissing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Sleeping by AuthorOfAwesome reviews
Shortly after Tavros' death, Gamzee bid him one final farewell. Just a oneshot. :O)
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Souls Be Damned by BloodMoonNights reviews
"The price to get Tweek's soul back is eight other souls, Craig. You will have to collect them for me. You will have to murder eight other people to bring back this person you love so much. One for each level of Hell; this, and only this, will satisfy the requirements. And only then can I release your Tweek."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
After Katawa Shoujo: Emi by AnimeKing40 reviews
After Hisao graduated from Yamaku he decided to take a year to relax before going to a university. He decides to introduce Emi, his girlfriend, to his parents. This story is set after the Emi arc, so Emi and Hisao are a couple
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,569 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Hisao N., Emi I. - Complete
Sun Hands by ZombieParade reviews
In which Gamzee offers Karkat a little pick me up and a happy and horny Karkat is the result. Also, I suck at summaries.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
Fireworks by Prussian Blue Love reviews
Gamzee decides to try and confess his feelings to Tavros one summer day.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Jars by KEEPTHEFIREGOING reviews
Karkat is having a little bit of… trouble… opening a jar of nutella. Fluff, JohnKat
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Just Let Me Mark My Page! by pandasorority reviews
Karkat is just trying to enjoy himself with a good book, but John is in the mood for some attention.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
I Hate You by Animegrl421 reviews
Oneshot- Kyle and Cartman can't stand each other. Not one bit. - Warnings: NC-17, "Seme"!Kyle, "Uke"!Cartman, Sex, slight S&M play, Restraint, use of sex toy, exhibitionism, oral, biting
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Eat You Alive by Animegrl421 reviews
Kyle spends the night with Cartman to play a game. They end up doing more than expected. Oneshot -Warnings: NC-17, S&M play, restraint, biting, breathplay - Kyman, Kyle/Cartman, masochist!Kyle, Sadist!Cartman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami by D'arkYagam'i reviews
Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sayu Y., Misa A. - Complete
Flatline by Mayofish reviews
I'm a mess and you're worse. Dave/Jade.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Jade H., Dave S. - Complete
Fleeting Moments by Tishie reviews
A dropped book, a snoozing seatmate, a chemistry prank, a math textbook and even during a lap at gym class; You don't have to be incredibly horny or secretive to express how much you love a person. It just takes being familiar friends, being an asshole and special, fleeting moments. Basically a series of sweet, little stories between the hot blooded Jew and fat boy. Kyman/Cartyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
My Time Spent With You by Ryoko-hime reviews
Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle enjoy some special time together
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle
Friends by Wacky Cool Parrot reviews
*No more OCs* "My name is Chocolain. Chocolain Faith. I'm gonna be going to South Park Elementary and, and it's gonna be MEGA AWESOME!" C-Complete...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,853 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Complete
OC Drabbles! by Tina the Tigger reviews
I've made drabbles since I can't write a story with a complex plot! Very soon, you will be able to do something you would all like to do on this site, but not yet my pretties. You must wait, for other OCs are still waiting. Eat your popcorn and enjoy! Rated T for words and stuff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012
A Cancer & Capricorn Family by Keito Stone reviews
Karkat, Gamzee, the Grand Highblood, and the Sufferer/Signless live together. Hilarity ensues. Rated T for Language One Shot?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Sick Cuddles, Man by Selena Estella reviews
Shameless GamTav fluff. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Magic Nights by StudentofDust reviews
Inspired by one random picture I found on an image search site. This is what happens when two ponies fall in love, even though their love is all but forbidden. One-shot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Trixie
Heir of Breath and Knight of Blood by RedRomRomance reviews
When Karkat Vantas askes a certain John Egbert to fill one of his quadrants, this time flushed, what happens? Mixed signals were flying everywhere! Rated T for Karkat's language and a little bit of yaoi.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Wild Ride by Page of Doom reviews
In which Dave and Jade ride Splash Mountain at Disneyland. Request from an anon on Tumblr.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Laugh Maker by SakuraMusic reviews
When Karkat is down after bad events, someone comes knocking on the door to his apartment, saying he's there to bring him a smile. Rated T for foul language. My first songfic R&R if you'd like
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
GamKar Trollmegle by wyrdwolf77 reviews
Gamzee inadverdantly reveals his feelings towards Karkat after a brief conversation about "Swag".
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Gamzee M. - Complete
Reapers & Demons by Sleepingkit reviews
Kenny is the Grim Reaper heir, in order to complete the contract Heaven has made with Hell. He didn't approve of it. Damien is Kenny's Guider, but he had betrayed him in the past. What did Damien do? What is the past between them? What will become of them? Romance WON'T appear,I made up my mind. Critics and advice are welcomed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Damien, Kenny M.
Continuation Of EP1607 Cartman Finds Love by kymanismyotp reviews
It's a continuation for the South Park Episode "Cartman Finds Love" -1607- Kyle confronts Cartman about his love confession on the screen... Rated T for: Language -Lightly-, Slash, One-Shot - It's my first fanfiction, and it's not a big one... :'3 Oh and... It doesn't really make any sense to read this if you haven't seen the EP1607, sorry!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
All We've Been Through by KennyExxy reviews
After the episode "Cartman Finds Love" both Kyle and Cartman rethink each others' relationship and all they've been through together. Meanwhile Cartman tries to make up to Kyle for making him look gay again and to keep their friendship, but instead messes it all up and gets the two of them in a ton of trouble. Kyman, KylexCartman. Don't like, don't read!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
These feelings by tavvi reviews
When Karkat has an inner conflict with himself about his feelings for Tavros, Gamzee knows the answer to clear that all up. *It's my headcanon for Gamzee to ship Tavros and Karkat his matesprit and moirail so of course i thought of this. Even if it horribly contradicts my OTP, it was fun to write. Anyways, this is a summary not a life story. Rated T for swearing. Hope you enjoy!*
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Tavros N., Karkat V. - Complete
My Only True Friend by southparkgirl101 reviews
Cartman's cat is dying. He isn't dealing with the pain well, and the only comfort would be if Mr. Kitty lived- but that can't happen. Minor language. Cartman/Kitty Oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Eric Cartman - Complete
The Way You Love Me by missesmeulinleijon reviews
They always say there's nothing like morning sex, especially when it's between the dork and coolkid themselves. NSFW, mature content and language.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Jade H., Dave S. - Complete
The Hot and Happening Chatroom by Bergs321 reviews
When Katniss discovers a chat room, she knows she must tell every character in the Hunger Games. Dead or not. This story tells more about their lives, and secrets that we didn't even know. Parody. T for language.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Katniss E., Haymitch A.
Random Oneshots by Wacky Cool Parrot reviews
*Random Updates!* Oneshots circling around chracters from my first story 'Friends'. R&R! Chapter 4 is up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012
Childhood Lost by Incinirmatt reviews
After the events that happened in "1%", Cartman was left heartbroken after he single-handedly killed all of his best friends: Clyde Frog, Princess Prissypants and the rest of his stuffed animals.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Cartman Finds Love by KennyExxy reviews
The ending and aftermath of the episode "Cartman Finds Love." Oneshot. After getting an unpleasant speech and song from Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski goes to Cartman to get answers. But instead gets something completely unexpected. Kyman Kyle x Cartman . Dont like, don't read.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Drabbles Based Off Of Songs by EvilCannibalPanda reviews
Five little drabbles based off of five songs. Pairings are: Style, Kyman, K2, and slight Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Kyle B. - Complete
Happy Father's Day, Mom by karnival reviews
Though he would never admit it to anyone, Father's Day was always a sensitive holiday for Cartman.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman - Complete
Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers by hollycomb reviews
Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,844 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Clock Ticks On by Marcus Absent reviews
"What if I told you dying was not my true curse?" Kenny one-shot. South Park does not belong to me. Please review.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Kenny M. - Complete
The Process and Product of Planning by xxThe Extra reviews
Kyle Broflovski, aspiring architect, seeks the friendship of the obscenely wealthy Mr. Cartman in order to gain more experience in his field; Mr. Cartman feels their relationship would be better suited to other purposes. Kyman. AU: 1800s England.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Katawa Shoujo Blooper Reel by Cyberchao X reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. Apparently a lot of the characters are quite similar off-camera...but not exactly the same.
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Rin T., Emi I., Hisao N., Kenji S. - Complete
140 Characters or Less by Breathlessly reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Cartman realizes one hundred and forty characters isn't enough for his jew. Kyman oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
SPAS by SouthParkFan8 reviews
Welcome to SPAS! That is, South Park Academy for Superheros! An academy where you will learn to train your powers and use them for good! But if you come here, you better be careful not to be burned... or frozen... or zapped... or killed... Looking for a cover photo as well!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,819 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012
I Always Get What I Want by everlasting-luv reviews
Cartman is struggling with letting Stan know about how he feels, but Stan believes Cartman has a thing for Wendy. How will Stan take it when Cartman finally lets out his feelings towards him? WARNING: Soft boyxboy loving yaoi
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Shoebox by xxThe Extra reviews
Cartman needs to stop cussing, tapping his foot, and selling his body. Kyle can't fix everything, but god knows he'll try anyway. Kyman, future fic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Moans in the Night by LemonyGoodness7542 reviews
Just another pointless lemon between John and Karkitty. Male troll anatomy in this is tentacles, so if you don't like 'em, don't read it.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Stars In Our Skies by danceswithsmurfs reviews
So people started naming stars after South Park pairings/characters. At first there was only two, so I decided to write short fluffy oneshots for them, but now there are tons and I'm gonna write a fic for each one :D So far there's Kyman and Style, more soon! :
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2012
Let Me Love You by VespertineFlora reviews
After many months together, John finally convinces Karkat to uphold his end of the "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" bargain, despite the troll's apprehension to do so. JohnKat fluff with smut, advisory for alien genitalia
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/29/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
South Park Chatroom by Princess-of-Your-Doom95 reviews
the boys have gotten into a chatroom, randomness is so in here. Made this with a friend because of boredom purposes. Rated T for South Park. May be a one-shot, may be multi-chapter. Depends on what reviewers want.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
May the Odds Be Ever in Your Vomit by Oisin55 reviews
A series of one shots exploring the most common cliches in Hunger Games FanFiction. All resemblences to actual works of FanFiction is entirely coincidental. So if you see reflections of your own work, laugh along, because there are certainly bits of mine
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Peeta M., Other tributes
Bigots, McDonalds and Eric Cartman by danceswithsmurfs reviews
A short Kyman oneshot. Kyle comes home to find the one person he hates most in the entire world sitting in his room, on his bed, playing his xbox.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Fighting the Current by Leona Rose reviews
And maybe, she thinks, maybe dreams of Prim won't leave her feeling as empty when she wakes up, if she has Haymitch by her side.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Katniss E., Haymitch A.
(ARCHIVED)The Twentieth Annual Cartoon Hunger Games by StarXMarr reviews
*Quick Note: Cartoons featured are from Nick, CN, and Disney.* In the ruins of what used to be television, only twelve shows remain. Life is fine until their rulers, the Network, force them to play in the Hunger Games as payback for war.
Crossover - Misc. Cartoons & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012
Chasing Fireflies by xSapphireRainsx reviews
Karen was pure innocence. Whether it was the way the moonlight seemed to give her a luminescent glow as she danced after flickering fireflies, or how she smiled through the pain. No matter what, she was innocent. TMF
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Karen McCormick, Kenny M. - Complete
Pizza by Tishie reviews
Oh this is the night, it's a beautiful night. And we call it playing-video-games-while-eating-refrigerated-pizza-notte. Kyle and Cartman have a little unexpected "moment" during video game night. Kyman!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fragmented by opponent reviews
A set of six unrelated drabbles revolving around the magical girls of Mitakihara City. Characters and pairings inside.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Madoka K., Homura A. - Complete
Facebook Official by ricetard reviews
Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Then again, who doesn't? Contains Stan/Kyle, Butters/Kenny, Craig/Tweek, Damien/Pip, Phillip/Terrance and a few onesided pairings xD CRACK, oneshot, slash, romance, etc.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
South Park Likes This by ricetard reviews
Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Seriously. / Mostly gen, contains Style, Bunny and other random crack pairings. Like, REALLY random. Oneshot. Facebook fic!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Complete
Between Shadows by Red Bess Rackham reviews
An encounter on the train between Haymitch and Katniss almost turns into something more. Haymitch/Katniss, Oneshot. For the Girl on Fire ficathon.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Haymitch A., Katniss E.] - Complete
Taming of Which Shrew? by MOFOSTAN reviews
At first all is seemingly normal in Wendy Testaburger's life, until someone finds out what is truly happening to her. When Cartman reads her diary and investigates her situation... will Wendy be able to heal from everything that will happen?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,667 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman
To Have Kyle by Villain reviews
No one knows if anyone can ever really have Kyle completely, including Kyle himself. But that doesn't mean Cartman won't try. Kyman, Cartman/Kyle, slight dubcon
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
You know You're obsessed with the SP Boys when by Sleepingkit reviews
I wanted to put my own You know when... thingy on here. Each Chapter has their own boy. The first is Kenny. Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Complete
Funk Anthem of the Triple X Groovy by Metamotivation reviews
In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Under the Cherry Tree by TheDerseDreamer reviews
Yeah.. A cute story about Nepeta and Tavros. D'aw. Sorry I don't do summaries.. T for language. Guess who *cough*gamzee*cough*karkat*cough*
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Nepeta L., Tavros N.
Not A Sexual by FoxyGrampaGlasses reviews
John knew from the start he wasn't a homosexual. JohnKat.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
The Legend of Haruhi Suzumiya by TacoSquirrel9 reviews
The SOS Brigade in Feudal Japan! What if Kyon was part of the Tsuruya Clan of Ninjas? Action, some comedy, and even a little romance down the road. rated T for violence and mild language. Please read and review.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Kyon
Banjos and Butterflies by The-Alli-Cat reviews
Mr Garrison takes the South Park High School senior class on a field trip, with some unforeseen problems. Multiple pairings, yaoi, maybe yuri :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M.
Pillow by amorae reviews
Post-sburb, sort-of-AU. Karkat is living with John. They're both about sixteen, and John has a big gay crush on Karkat. Rated T for the homosex and language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Dustland Fairytale by Colour Me Magic reviews
They don't believe in fairytales. But when things out of fairytales start happening, the teenagers of South Park need to believe again if they want to stop this before anyone gets hurt. Because true love's kiss can't fix everything now. Accepting OCs!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2012
Brothers by Fullmetal.Alchemist.Fan reviews
JohnxTerezi fic. You know, when it's been two years, you kind of give up on commitment. Rated M for swearing.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - John E., Terezi P. - Complete
The First by Adina Mizu reviews
The first time Karkat and John get together. Starts with an awkward conversation about buckets...
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Panda Express is a nogo by christmaswolf reviews
"John, what the hell is that." I, John Egbert, have just drawn a dick on my paper.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
I Would Walk 500 Miles by RazedRainbow reviews
An ever-expanding series of TwiDash drabbles that follow the two mares through their relationship: The good times, the bad times and all the spaces in between.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle
La Resistance: SOPA ACTA Version by Caramel Tigress reviews
A fan-made parody of "La Resistance" about the current war over the internet.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012
BBBBBBBBBBBBBB by Jack Mackerel reviews
Nitori finds a rather strange rifle near a toxic waste dump.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Chiyuri K., Iku N.
The Suzumiya And Tsuruya Detective Agency by halfeatenmoon reviews
Detective AU. Suzumiya and Tsuruya only take on the most mysterious and interesting of cases - unless they need to pay the bills. Written for AU Bingo 2010
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Haruhi S., Tsuruya - Complete
I Need Jew by cell12 reviews
Kenny persuades Cartman to perform at the school talent show. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Can't All Be Luck by dorcas reviews
What's to be said when the attack comes from where you least expect it, and Keroro's standing blithly on the sidelines? Not a whole lot. Just Natsumi and Keroro bonding, and COMPLETE unless you want more. Rated for language.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Natsumi H., Keroro - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Just People by They Call Me The Merchant reviews
Hayniss Katniss/Haymitch A quick little slash-fic I wrote about these two. Not fantastic, but it was fun to write. It's pretty much fluff.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
Marinade by reraimu reviews
John adopts a cat. Jealousy ensues. Karkat/John. one-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
A Dance under the Stars by Awesome Rapidash reviews
She is seen by many as an outcast and an evil woman. But to Jack, she is someone very special. What will happen when he asks her to the Starry Night Festival? Entry in the Village Square Contest.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Jack, Witch Princess - Complete
The Only Black Kid in South Park by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Token B. - Complete
The Bright Side by ncc2011 reviews
Following the events at the Black residence in "1%", Andy shows up for an interview. But first, he must help out a boy who has just lost all his stuffed toys.
Crossover - South Park & Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Eric Cartman, Andy D. - Complete
Never Admitting by xSapphireRainsx reviews
Wendy thought she was just another girl in the crowd. Just another school president, debate team captain. Her ego was proud, but what would happen to her once she was saved by the man she secretly once loved and hated? Fluffy Candy. One-Shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Reimu in HaloweeenLand! by Talos Angel reviews
I am really sorry about this story; I got absolutely wasted at a Halloween party I held at my house. I am still obligated to leave it up for archival purposes, though. Just to warn you, the spelling and grammar are atrocious.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Reimu H., Remilia S. - Complete
Birthday Boys by robert3A-SN reviews
Stan doesn't want an 11'th birthday party after his 10'th birthday party led to so much misery. No one can understand what it's like to have a birthday tainted like that - no one except Butters, that is. Written for Stan's actual birthday on October 19.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Stan M., Butters S. - Complete
Finding Us by UNrequitedAmbitions reviews
The boys decide to spend their last summer together away from South Park entirely. As they make their way across the states to their final destination, they end up learning more about eachother then they ever thought possible. Kyle/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,836 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Science and Stubbornness by The Mad Maiden reviews
A collection of short stories about Portal, focussed on the relationship between GLaDOS and Chell. Romance, gen, 'you are a horrible person who needs to die in a fire'/enemies, pretty much anything. Stories may be continued in other parts, they might not
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,349 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell
Misery Business by redhaze03 reviews
Karkat Vantas waited too long for John Egbert to let a little thing like Vriska get in his way.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
haymitch does a cartwheel by KatarissaQueen reviews
haymitch is bored
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
The Lion, The Witch, and Xandir's Wardrobe by harpyvixen reviews
The Drawn Together Housemates put on a production of The Wizard of Oz. Xandir and Princess Clara compete for the role of Dorothy after a call-back. Other casting choices have Captain Hero questioning his bravery and Foxxy her intelligence.
Drawn Together - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Complete
Brand New Day Reprise by Coryx reviews
He has no materials, no tools, no plan, and no hope. All he knows is that he can't stand by and let the woman he loves slip through his fingers. Canon divergence, mild Billy/Penny.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Night Guest by WellIAmJustMeepit reviews
aka Meep's attempt at writing homoerotic Humanstuck. Because this pairing needs more love. Rated T for...language. Is better than its own summary, I swear.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Karkat V., Tavros N. - Complete
On a Cross and Arrow by Terrichance reviews
Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,836 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
50 Words of Wetters by JoeMerl reviews
He might be dumb, but at least he's pleasant to be around, unlike most people. And even if other people think she's a know-it-all, to him she's just his smart, pretty girlfriend. Fifty prompts for the under-used pairing Butters/Wendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2011 - [Butters S., Wendy Testaburger] Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
What Your Country Can Do For You by niirasri reviews
A series of one-shots exploring the interaction between the countries and their beloved people. Sometimes, one person needs just as much help as the whole. Current chapter: Switzerland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,685 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010
It's Obvious by cell12 reviews
To everyone else it's clear that Cartman and Kyle like each other - but they just can't see it. Kyman - because there can never be enough.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hetalia Meets The Cleverbot by everliferulz7769 reviews
The Hetalia cast decide to visit the Cleverbot! Hilarity ensues! Vote for the next character to appear!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
Walpurgisnacht by Caramel Tigress reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS. Parody of "At the Gala" from My Little Pony.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Bad Kitty by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Stan and Kenny accidentally interrupt a 'moment'. "After a few tense, silent seconds, Kenny forced a laugh, asking awkwardly, "So this is, like, for serious?"" Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Flowers for Wheatley by TheUnsigned reviews
A story loosely based off the novel "Flowers for Algernon". Without his intelligence dampening programing, the human Wheatley is actually a very intelligent man. While he and Chell have a life together, it is one doomed to failure.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei - Complete
Welcome by wildcannabis reviews
The baby's coming, and Wendy is refusing pain meds! Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
To Swing on a Star by berseker25 reviews
It's their wedding anniversary, and England has a meaningful surprise for America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Busted Out by SSBFreak reviews
When the guys lose all of their money, they're forced to find something to do around the club while they wait for the next game to start.
Poker Night at the Inventory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Complete
Possessive by moonlitelm reviews
Adult Eric and Kyle have a bit of a tussle with a waiter, who gets a little...grabby. Just a drabble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Color Poem by CrisisOmegs reviews
Stan and Butters trade color poems in English class. Stutters fluff, oneshot. Try some new pairings, it's good for ya.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Butters S., Stan M. - Complete
Scary Movies Suck! by MyRoadOfBlood reviews
Panty just can't stand Stocking's crap movies. Especially when Stocking won't pay attention to them. PantyxStocking yuri, EXTREME FLUFF, slight OOC; apologies for a slightly sweet Panty.
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
A Sweet Thesis by theshadowswhisper reviews
Wendy thinks she may have the perfect thesis for her research essay. The problem? It requires the study of a rather uncooperative Eric Cartman. Candy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
A Strange Saturday by Skye Slipstream reviews
Today, I played a game of Poker with an insane lagomorph, a violent wrestlerman, a homicidal mercernary, and a sociopathic dungeon master. Yeah, this was a strange Saturday, wasn't it? Rated T for strong language and alcohol.
Poker Night at the Inventory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
One Word to Describe Myself by xconfundedx reviews
"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn't know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just that. Maybe. (Edited on 12/22/12)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Secrets by moonlitelm reviews
One-shots about some of our favorite characters thinking about what they have to hide from all of their friends and loved ones. Some VERY conflicting themes, read with discretion. Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Eric, Butters, Clyde, Wendy, Bebe, Ike and Shelly.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
It's My Privilege by badpirate reviews
You owe me nothing in return. HR/SB, one-shot
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Improved Relations by noobcake reviews
The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
I Love You When You're Wet by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Everyone loves going to the water park, right? Right. Fluffy oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Curiosity by Moe-chama reviews
Skool has finally decided to have a normal Valentine's Day this year, with the candy, hearts and puppy love. Zim, however, doesn't know anything about this holiday. Unfortunately, Dib does. ZADR. Mild language.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,032 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Anyone But Him by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle finds something attractive about the last person he'd ever want to be attracted to. One-shot, but with the possibility of a sequel. Rated T because T is delicious.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Apology by cell12 reviews
Cartman finally apologises to Kyle for calling his mom the biggest b*tch in the world but only because he thinks Wendy is even worse. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cross Your Tees and Exes by pinkluver93 reviews
Frylock teaches you fanfic-ers how to properly write, while obstacles get in the way. His class is known to be unforgettable...and FREE!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
You Mean Too Much by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman isn't so great at hiding his feelings from Kyle. One-shot. Cartman POV. Companion fic to OSN's I Can't Lose You. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Can't Lose You by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle realizes that Cartman doesn't hate him as much as he thought when the other boy saves him from harm. But is there more to it that just friendship? Psh, of COURSE there is! Rated T because I said so.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Saturday Morning by Soul Flash reviews
Kyman. Sequel to OverSweetNightmare's "Fat Free." Cartman just can't grasp the fact that Kyle's actually into him. So what does Kyle do? Reassure him, of course. Fluffy, one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Stupid Gay Conformist Prom by JoeMerl reviews
How the "South Park" characters' senior prom is likely to go if most fanfic writers get their way. All in good fun. Main pairings: Wetters, Demrietta, past Stendy. Various side pairings. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - [Butters S., Wendy Testaburger] [Damien, Henrietta] - Complete
RENA RYUUGU: The Owner's Guide by Faye-Nyanko reviews
Full Title: RENA RYUUGU - The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual. So, you've got your very own RENA RYUUGU unit. But, you have no idea how to do anything with it! Well, maybe this Owner's Guide will help you.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Rena R. - Complete
I Dare You To Kiss Him by Mootycakes reviews
The boys enjoy a nice game of truth or dare this lazy weekend. Boys kissing and naughty language included. One shot, revised!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Am I Dumb in His Eyes? by pinkluver93 reviews
Meatwad felt inferior to his levitating roommate. He could never be smart like him." FrylockXMeatwad
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Fat Free by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Cartman comes to school... and he's no longer a fatass. Is it just his newest scheme in action, or is there more to it? One way or another, Kyle is content to watch him fail... even if, being gay, he has to admit how hot skinny Cartman is.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
It's Just a Game by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
It's 2016 & Light is bored to death. Ryuk offers him the Death Note, a program that lets him wreak havoc anonymously in a virtual world. L pursues this Kira, but when real people start dying, the line between fantasy and reality blurs beyond recognition.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,270 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - L, Light Y.
The Inventor's Daughter? by Bubble Wrapped Kitty reviews
Young Lefou had always been an outcast and more than anything he wanted a friend. He finds this in a charming young girl who is new to town and shares her fairy tales with him. He wonders, can he find his happily ever after, or does fate have other plans?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Belle, Gaston] LeFou - Complete
Slope by mangaluver34 reviews
Mello vs. Near in...Wammy's House skiing! Yep. The Wammy's Winter Games is at the finals and it's down to the wire. Who will win? Reviews welcome, flames, not so much.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
100 Things I Hate About You by JoyHeart reviews
Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
As it is in Heaven by HeronsStorm reviews
-One thing I don't get though, is why Mrs. Reigns paired me, with him. Could she have known something I didn't?- Ratings may change through story for language and... other, reasons. Minor SB/HR slash, Full summery inside. Real life.
Homestar Runner - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,499 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Starlight, Starbright by DragonSapphire reviews
Kyle and Cartman attempt star-gazing together. Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Swing Sets and Picnics by EverythingIsMagic reviews
"I cannot believe," England spoke between swings, the wind muffling his words, "that I came across the pond to play on a blasted swing set with you." USxUK. FLUFF.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Playing God by Sam-Sam-Samedi reviews
The blood painted snow like a blank canvas in the midst of creation, suddenly a display of something terrible and god-like. Eric Cartman centric, but through Stan's eyes. D: T for blood and gore.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
50 Sentences by badpirate reviews
50 prompts, 50 sentences. SB/HR, slash, mild sexual content.
Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Dusty Rose by ayafangirl reviews
Oneshot: Cartman wants to impress Kyle by improving his kissing. Fluff CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Love What You Can Eat by pinkluver93 reviews
Just a short little ATHF episode that's really unique from others. REALLY unique. Sorry about the dumb title! Meatwad/Shake
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
A Lack of Color by mr. eames reviews
--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Best Friends by Artificially Intelligent Data Anomaly reviews
HM:DS Cute. How terribly unfair that a man and a woman become spouses while a woman and a woman become "BFFs." Less angst, more anger. An insight into the small world of boondocks love and its victims. Keria and her rather disgruntled Claire.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Crossovers Can Drive You Crazy by Metropolis Kid reviews
One of my earliest Hellsing fics. Just a little story about the craziest Hellsing crossover I could come up with... You know, that still made some kind of twisted sense. Hope you enjoy. As always, reviews are appreciated. Thanks.
Crossover - Sesame Street & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Alucard - Complete
The Bet by Radar-rox reviews
Cartman considers his feelings for Kyle, and why he made the bet with him. Cartmankyle. Set at the end of Imaginationland pt2, so spoilers if you haven't seen it. By the way, I suck at titles
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Will You Be My Nightlight? by Sofa King Danny reviews
Stan thinks he is the most normal, average person in the world, but Butters thinks that Stan is everything a person should be. And more.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Butters S., Stan M. - Complete
Contest by Chocolatheque reviews
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Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Moonlight by SpamLord reviews
Kyle tries to hide his feelings for his friend. KyleCartman for Azu. Slash, fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Shooting Stars and Satellites by beforethequeen reviews
Eric Cartman wonders if he'll ever find change. Slash EK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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You're My Personal Brand of Stupid reviews
A 100 themes challenge for Pocket - Peter Quill/Rocket. May have small mentions of Dramora here and there.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.]
Message Sent reviews
A series of emails sent between Cartman and Kyle. Kyman, other pairings briefly mentioned. Updated whenever inspiration strikes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Law, Disorder, and SHSL Stupidity reviews
The first year of high school is here, and the boys are ready, after a bit of being apart. But, of course, it's not that easy with their town being the weirdness magnet that it was - how will they react in a mutual killing game? Based upon Dangan Ronpa. Rating will most likely be raised to M. New chapters released when I feel like it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,841 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
Scientifically Trapped in Every Horrible Way Possible With You reviews
A story based upon the pairing of GLaDOS and Claptrap - as the men from the Inventory master a certain degree of thinking with portals, a certain moronic robot gets himself ironically trapped within another dimension after a few impromptu romantic moments. Of course, as the walls fade as the laboratories gradually go into decay, where else is there to go? Rating may change.
Crossover - Portal & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley, Claptrap
SFILLY reviews
Some games are not meant to be played. Some games play you. Rating likely to go up.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Applejack, Spike
Mafiastuck: Book 1: The Broads, The Bullets, and the Breakaways reviews
Karkat Vantas is a member of the infamous Makara mafia family, just as Hunter is the assassin for the equally as infamous Strider family, and both are in a gang war against each other - and a human, particularly, one named John Egbert, is caught in the middle of all of it. Mafia has never been so dangerous. Gore, sex, yaoi, OCs, the works. JohnKat, GamOC, TavTere.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Karkat V., John E.
Bloodlines reviews
And of course it's not something that you can just decide on at a career fair - you're trained for this from birth, and as my father told me, just as vampires have bloodlines, we have bloodlines as well, and they pass on to make the future a better place, just as Stan, and Kenny, and I have known our whole lives. Choose your own pairing!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Kyle B.
Girls Day reviews
My side project. A series of one-shots, each focusing on a different girl. Various pairings, some of them crack but I try to make them believable . 01: Draw in Crayon - Nichole.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S.
A not too clever conversation reviews
I roleplay South Park with Cleverbot. 01: Kyman: The Tragedy of Kyle and Eric - rated M for mild explicit scenes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
She Makes Me, Me reviews
A collection of one-shots done for a 100 themes challenge about Kendy. May also include unrelated Kendy one-shots and the like, with fluff. Mentioned sex, mentioned other pairings, main focus is Kendy. R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
Within these Walls reviews
In a steampunk future, the boys act as delivery boys towards their mafia-esque families, hoping and begging for a revolution. Stenny, Kyman, Wetters. No longer accepting OCs.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,665 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Butters S., Wendy Testaburger
South Park Official Online Board Game reviews
Something I did in my spare time with Board Game Online dot com - look it up on Google. I was bored - so why not do a board game? Kyman, Stenny, Wetters mentioned. May or may not be OOC.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Sing a Little, Live a Little! reviews
A more lighthearted work to contrast with my darker toned 'Walls Trilogy'. Sweet little songfic oneshots dealing with the South Park kids and the world around them, all varying in different ways. Story #1: 'The Lovely Bones' - Dead and Divine. Kendy. They call it the 'Florence Nightinggale Effect'.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
Night Lights reviews
Mysterion has been revived again, however, his life is thrown upside-down by a former fatass who decides to join in the superhero craze again, and a little girl...with a peculiar fear of the dark & things in it. Kenman, sorta, though anyone can enjoy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Glamorous, Naturally reviews
My mom has scheduled a trip for Las Vegas! I'm inviting all the girls in my class, and maybe a few more. Sure it's expensive, but hey, I'm staying me! Entry for katieadorable4436's SP songfic contest. Songfic to Glamorous by Fergie feat. Ludacris.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S. - Complete
We're not on Cloud 9, but we'll sure as hell reviews
Full title: We're not on Cloud 9, but we'll sure as hell get there or die trying. Kenny needs a tutor, and Wendy's there to supply. Problem is that the two might end up becoming friends. Kendy. Small small mention of Kyman but nothing huuuuge. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
South Park Host Club reviews
For a festival, Cake Vibes decides that Kenny, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Timmy should do a Host Club. Everything goes well - except for Cartman, as usual. Kyman, but not enough to bother those who dislike the pairing. May be expanded to a two-shot later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Simple Education reviews
A mystery, a cloak, a magician, and a hakutaku. Things seem to be adding up the wrong way, and education is nothing but simple now. MariKei, Rated T for mild language, sexual references. The first part of the SE verse.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,998 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Marisa K., Keine K. - Complete