Spawn of Sarcasm
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Joined 10-04-02, id: 276672
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.
We like caffeine. Most stories have been writen under the influnce of caffeine. We're winning the election. Follow our example, coffee, pepsi, chocolate, microwaved marsbars. (Note, if you stick your finger in hot caramel, it burns.)

Spawn of Sarcasm is a duo, made up of (rather unsurprisingly) two people. With my cynical nature and her child like perspective of the world, we have (through some random chance) been granted a unique perspective on many things ...

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Sorry for lack of updates, we were banned temporarily for accidentally violating a rule. We have written to the admins and hope to get a reply soon to clarify exactly what we did wrong, so hopefully this won't happen again, sorry for any inconvenience to anyone.

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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Pancakes and Tequila Don't Mix by Ivory Tower reviews
Join Frodo, the Metatron, and the Sheriff as Frodo sets out to establish the best brothel in Middle Earth! Chapt 2. Snape arrives to teach Frodo the finer art of writing tasteless tales. The Sheriff and the Metatron continue to bicker.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 1/6/2003
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Tell me you didn't see it like this? reviews
Random scenes interpreted through the eyes of the...sane....yes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Severus S.
Diary and Notes of a Pssd Off Potions Master reviews
McGonagal now insufferable after potter brat vomited up the snitch this morning. It was sheer luck that they won. Can only hope that next time luck is on my side and the snitch will fly up the other end."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Thou must obeyest me! reviews
Sleep deprived, stressed and caffeine pumped, view the world of Harry Potter through these eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Diary of a Wall reviews
Hogwarts facutly get pissed. Very pished. Told from the perspective of the only person sain and sober. The wall. (He who must be maimed is back....we may have a slight problem)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Severus S.