Hi,I hope you enjoy my first story.
As you can see I no longer have a story up. Someone reported it and so until I get the story rewritten it will stay gone. Sorry for those who were enjoying it. If you want you can rant to the admin. Ja.
My enternet connection is going to be cut off at the end of this month. So for all those whos fics I have been reading and reviewing. It may take me awhile to read or review your updates. I am hoping to get the connection back up sometime at the end of October at the latest. However it may be gone longer so sorry if I don't reivew for awhile. JA.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans
Normal people: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
YuGiOh fans ; would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
Normal people: say OMG!
YuGiOh fans ; Say oh my RA !
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
Normal people ; Think bad guys are very ugly
YuGiOh fans ; Know a lot better and absolutely love bakura and marik.
Normal people ;when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
YuGiOh fans ; when being chased yell HELP ME MARIK.
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms.
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Normal people ; Would be scared when they see people in purple caots chasing them.
YuGiOh fans ; Just know that marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
Nomal people ; Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycle's
YuGiOh fans ; Know a lot better and know that it is marik or Valon the badass australian .
Normal people ; Think YugiOh is just a stupid childern's card game
YugiOh fans ; Know a lot better and know that it even was in the egyptian past.
Normal people ; Think little people are stupid.
Yugioh fans : Think that mokuba is way to cute to be stupid.
Normal people ; Would never go to an orphanage
Yugioh fans ; Know better and go a lot to orphanage to check out if there is someone like seto.
Normal people; Think Egypt is stupid
Yugioh fans ; Would go immediately to Egypt , because maybe marik is there!
normal people ; Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.
Yugioh fans ; Would just kidnap mokuba and force seto to shop with them.
Murphy's 15 Other Laws...
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
Repost this if you truly believe in God
SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!
One Nation, 'Under Allah.' One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes.. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God up there? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher? TOMMY: Yes LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain? TOMMY: No LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one! (You Go Girl!) FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT'
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93percent of the people that read this won’t re-post it
God is like...
God is like television commercials
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if
God is like
God is like
God is like
God is like
God is like
God is like
God is like
God is like
God is like
God is like
Now I sit me down is school
If you aren't ashamed to do this,
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' (I wish I could find a guy...sadly I don't even have one to talk to like this..or I would try to go out with him. The only plus to this is that I have yet to find myself with the wrong one either.)
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL
When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face
Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
Don't knock on Death's door-ding dong ditch him. He hates it.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.
The Soldier stood and faced God
"Step forward you Soldier,
The Solider squared his shoulders and said
I've had to work on Sundays
But, I never took a penny
And I never passed a cry for help
I know I don't deserve a place
If you've a place for me here,
There was silence all around the throne
"Step forward now, you Soldier,
GOD BLESS OUR SOLDIERS!!
Wanted to slap someone.
Nearly died.. from laughing
Wished a fictional character was real too many times to count
Heard of National Talk Like A Pirate Day (fully plan to have fun and see how many times i get looked at like i am crazy for talking as such that day too)
Cried when a favorite character died. (cried..i tried to find a way to bring them back and when that failed i built a shrine to remember them by)
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. (Then what do you call a day when you not only miss the bunk bed below you, the floor below that but also somehow manage to not only sleep through it but also wake up back in your bed with the bruises to prove that you must have landed on the person who had just gotten out of that bottom bed? :this is true..and has happened twice.:)
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? (because looking is fun)
Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you always look on the bright side and always judge a book/movie by its innards, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.(if that doesn't work..super glue always helps with the silence)
I used to be normal until i met the freaks that i call my friends.
I prefer solitude over company. If you feel the same way, copy and paste this to your profile.
Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile. (...three..wow..I read 15 a month if i can find the good ones or want to reread the ones I own. If not I read about three a month instead.)
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.
95 percent of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5 percent who are not, copy and paste this to your profile. (popular is just what seems to be the IN thing..which can change at the drop of a pin. why waste time caring about that?..when the unpopular most times end up better off in life after school is over anyway?)
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breath. If you are part of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
If idiots grew on trees, this place would be an orchard
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice into your enemies eyes!
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and scream, "I wanted limes!"
Walk a mile in someone else's shoes before insulting them. That way, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back and watch while the rest of the world wonders how you did it.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
If you had fallen over a friend would help you up; a best friend would pretend to help and push you down again, while laughing, alot.
"Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it-Aristotle
Be the change you wish to see in the world-Gandhi
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings-William Blake
The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear-Nelson Mandela
No one can make you feel inferior without your permission-Eleanor Roosevelt (those that try should be reminded that they are only doing so because they feel inferior to you.)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!"
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (It touched mine. So I posted it.)
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
RIP We shall remember him
Dragon Ball Pact:
"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"
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