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Joined 02-26-11, id: 2767569, Profile Updated: 08-15-13
Author has written 13 stories for Bones, X-Men, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and StarTrek: The Original Series.

I didn't think I'd have to say this, but I do NOT appreciate others taking my stories, or parts thereof, and publishing them under their own name. In particular, I want to say that I do not appreciate FanFiction.net "author" Red X17, who took a romantic, fun sex scene from Chapters 7 and 8 of my story "Haven" and reworked them into a rape scene for Chapter Two of his/her/its "Love and War," making only the barest necessary changes.

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The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,415 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 4,024 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Ritual by rafestark reviews
Saving the world often requires a Slayer to put their body on the line. But surely a spell requiring sex with the other White Hats is going too far? /Not PWP - a take on how BtVS characters would really act in the old sex to save the world scenario
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,316 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Faith L., Tara M.
Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 183,830 - Reviews: 3649 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
Once More, With Squealing by psychadelicatessen reviews
In an Alternate Universe, an altogether different and hornier demon arrives in Sunnydale to fill the Scooby Gang's lives with song. Nominated for Best Comedy, and lost, at Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Xander H., Buffy S., Dawn S., Spike - Complete
All Talk by Dispatch22705 reviews
Non-canon,sex-fluff. When Brennan makes a public comment about Booth's skill in the bedroom, he reminds her that she has no proof, and she can't be as good as SHE said she is, either. This escalates to a challenge neither one can refuse nor wish to.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Message in the Status Update by seriouscaseofthegayface reviews
Your favourite Bones episodes, one Facebook status update at a time. No one's private life is safe.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,661 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011
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Keeping Up With The Joneses reviews
They say gentleman don't read each other's mail, but I never claimed to be a gentleman. I snooped into the mail between two TOS guests. Bonus points for the first person to identify every "Easter Egg" I've carefully planted here. (Quite frankly, I've lost count.) Inspired by noted author Peter David, who would probably denounce this story if he saw it and felt the need to comment.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Complete
Personnel Effects reviews
Set shortly before The Motion Picture, Captain Kirk is confronted with the consequences of his decisions, and forced to make a very hard decision.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Complete
Coming Home reviews
A missing scene from Season 10, Episode 1.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Haven reviews
Dani and Sam plan a surprise for Rahne that she will never forget...
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,183 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Dani M./Mirage, Rahne S./Wolfsbane, Sam G./Cannonball - Complete
An Odd Week In Sunnydale reviews
The Scoobies have an odd week - even by Sunnydale standards. Rated T for a single, subtle adult reference.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Complete
Signs And Portents reviews
Another series of vignettes with a secret theme. Mostly humorous, as of right now. At least, I intend them to be humorous. First reviewer to guess the secret theme wins HIGH PRAISE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 1/7/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Going Around In Circles reviews
Another "theme series" set, with each chapter based on the next item in a series. But since I'm so pathetic about wanting reviews, I'm not saying what it is - feel free to guess in the comments. I'll publish it if/when someone gets it.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,833 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Skin And Bones reviews
Sometimes you have to go where the case takes you... even if that means leaving the things you care about behind. Such as, say, your pants.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Alphabet Soup reviews
Everyone else is doing the "One story per letter of the alphabet," so I might as well get in on the action. Many will be naughty, many will be funny, and almost always at the expense of our favorite couple. And two of them will be rather serious...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,719 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Special Agent In The Leather Jacket reviews
It's the Halloween after "The Anthropologist In The Miniskirt," and Bones is looking for her revenge. Warning: major meta alerts. Bonus points to the first reviewer who identifies the last two costumes correctly.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Anthropologist In The Miniskirt reviews
It's Halloween, and Booth picks out Bones' costume for the Jeffersonian party...
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Bones In Bones reviews
Seeley Booth knows Bones very well, but how well does he know Bones' bones? He has to prove it, and the stakes are very high...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,325 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Dr Temperance Brennan Engages In Sexual Intercourse reviews
Seeley Booth's birthday wish: to take Dr. Temperance Brennan from the lab to the bed.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete