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Joined 02-26-11, id: 2767569, Profile Updated: 08-15-13
Author has written 10 stories for Bones, X-Men, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

I didn't think I'd have to say this, but I do NOT appreciate others taking my stories, or parts thereof, and publishing them under their own name. In particular, I want to say that I do not appreciate FanFiction.net "author" Red X17, who took a romantic, fun sex scene from Chapters 7 and 8 of my story "Haven" and reworked them into a rape scene for Chapter Two of his/her/its "Love and War," making only the barest necessary changes.

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Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 171,910 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N., Blaise Z.
Once More, With Squealing by psychadelicatessen reviews
In an Alternate Universe, an altogether different and hornier demon arrives in Sunnydale to fill the Scooby Gang's lives with song. Nominated for Best Comedy, and lost, at Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,329 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Xander H., Buffy S., Dawn S., Spike - Complete
All Talk by Dispatch22705 reviews
Non-canon,sex-fluff. When Brennan makes a public comment about Booth's skill in the bedroom, he reminds her that she has no proof, and she can't be as good as SHE said she is, either. This escalates to a challenge neither one can refuse nor wish to.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Message in the Status Update by seriouscaseofthegayface reviews
Your favourite Bones episodes, one Facebook status update at a time. No one's private life is safe.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,661 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011
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Haven reviews
Dani and Sam plan a surprise for Rahne that she will never forget...
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,183 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Dani M./Mirage, Rahne S./Wolfsbane, Sam G./Cannonball - Complete
An Odd Week In Sunnydale reviews
The Scoobies have an odd week - even by Sunnydale standards. Rated T for a single, subtle adult reference.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Complete
Signs And Portents reviews
Another series of vignettes with a secret theme. Mostly humorous, as of right now. At least, I intend them to be humorous. First reviewer to guess the secret theme wins HIGH PRAISE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 1/7/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Going Around In Circles reviews
Another "theme series" set, with each chapter based on the next item in a series. But since I'm so pathetic about wanting reviews, I'm not saying what it is - feel free to guess in the comments. I'll publish it if/when someone gets it.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,833 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Skin And Bones reviews
Sometimes you have to go where the case takes you... even if that means leaving the things you care about behind. Such as, say, your pants.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Alphabet Soup reviews
Everyone else is doing the "One story per letter of the alphabet," so I might as well get in on the action. Many will be naughty, many will be funny, and almost always at the expense of our favorite couple. And two of them will be rather serious...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,719 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Special Agent In The Leather Jacket reviews
It's the Halloween after "The Anthropologist In The Miniskirt," and Bones is looking for her revenge. Warning: major meta alerts. Bonus points to the first reviewer who identifies the last two costumes correctly.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Anthropologist In The Miniskirt reviews
It's Halloween, and Booth picks out Bones' costume for the Jeffersonian party...
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Bones In Bones reviews
Seeley Booth knows Bones very well, but how well does he know Bones' bones? He has to prove it, and the stakes are very high...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,325 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Dr Temperance Brennan Engages In Sexual Intercours reviews
Seeley Booth's birthday wish: to take Dr. Temperance Brennan from the lab to the bed.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete