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Joined 02-27-11, id: 2768730, Profile Updated: 10-24-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

So... I used to have a profile... still do, I suppose. It's Wonder Woman 82. I have since lost my information and it won't let me log in using what I had originally thought was said information. So, I have a new profile. This happens to be it.

I would like to point out that I really dislike stories that have too much detail. I don't care what they were wearing item for item. Sorry. I can even deal with horrible grammar and spelling (in small doses) but I cannot handle too much detail. Ever heard of too much of a good thing? I know people try to fill out their stories by adding every last detail imaginable, but that's kind of the point. I want to imagine at least SOME of what I'm reading. That's all in the fun, my dears.

On another note, I have a really really crappy immune system and sometimes you will find that I update more often than not. Then, again, some days you might not find me updating. If you're overeager and can't wait for updates, then I apologize in advance for my crappy body. :)

Here's how I like to picture my characters:

Edward

Bella

Jasper

Alice

Emmett

Rosalie

Carlisle

Esme

Peter

Charlotte

Jacob

James

Victoria

Laurent

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It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Was it Just a Dream? by Bella Dazzles reviews
If you asked me 2 weeks ago if I ever thought I'd spend a lust filled night of pure passion with the man of my dreams, the answer would have been 'Not in a million years' But fate has its own ways of making things happen. *Rated M for LEMONY GOODNESS* OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,557 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Good, The Beard and The Stubborn by rinabina reviews
A mini-take for Foul Territory. Edward comes home from a road trip with a new "development." Bella reacts, lines are drawn, sides taken and the bet is on. Who will break first? Will be complete by the end of the week. E/B AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,694 - Reviews: 4373 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and the Bum by SuddenlySandi reviews
Edward lives life on his own terms and meets a woman who needs to learn what life is really all about. They make a deal to spend a day in each other's world. Someone will have to change if they want a relationship, but which? AH story by SDFreeze
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,991 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only on Facebook by MMGP reviews
Something i had stored away. R&R.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Bella, The Lioness by BellaMadonna reviews
Bella Cullen is a 159 yr old vampire; Edward Masen a 17 yr old human. Their love has existed through time. This story is PURE ROMANCE with a little something extra; A/U B&E-OOC Cullen vampires are same; They prove that True Love rises above all obstacles
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 300,589 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unimpressed by Like A Dove reviews
Bella is not impressed with Jacob's new girlfriend. Not impressed at all. Moving back to Forks and working a crappy job sucks. Watching Jacob Black date a girl who is not you sucks. Life just sucks. Well, for Bella it does.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,157 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
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The Cool Mom reviews
Bella didn't exactly plan on being a mom. She was a free spirit and maybe the cool aunt, but never the cool mom. Her unexpected pregnancy changed all of that. Being bitter and headstrong makes it hard to find love, but maybe she'll be able to make room in her life. This is based off of my own life, for the most part. Rated M for reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/16
A New Beginning reviews
Everything Jasper loved was taken away from him. He thinks all is lost but what happens when fate decides to intervene? Rated M for language and situations... Lemony Situations!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,438 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Jasper, Bella
For Old Time's Sake reviews
It's the 10 year Forks High reunion and we find a bitter Bella reluctant to catch up with her past and her arch nemesis Edward Cullen. With a nudge from her friends, will she relent and go? What happens if she runs into Edward? Hilarity ensues. Rated M for language, mostly. I'm sure there will be lemons, eventually. Short chapters. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Bella, Edward