Consulting Crazy
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Author has written 10 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Harry Potter, Code Geass, Death Note, and Sherlock.

I'mma put the warning here, I really don't post much. Likely if the story's over a year or two old, I've forgotten what I was doing with it, possibly even lost the file for it on my PC. So don't hold your breath for updates, you'll likely die from holding it for too long. If you want to read something that might update again, I recommend checking out my favorites as opposed to my works. However PM's have just as much chance to get answered if sent here as any other account, so have at it.

Name: Kitsune Ogren

Gender: Female

Location: USA (currently)

Likes: Fanfiction, Hetalia, Yoai, Shouen-ai, chocolate, Pancakes, Maple Syrup, Sweets, Strawberries, music, The Doctor, Rose Tyler, BAD WOLF, the TARDIS, Captain Jack Harkness, Amy Pond, River Song, our wibblily wobblily timey wimey stuff, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Johnlock, Homestuck, Undertale, Ghost Town (The Band), Madoka Magica, RPG's, Deadpool, Iron Man, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, Fairy Tail and more

Dislikes: Haters, vegetables (mostly), mornings, morons, when there is a lack of coffee, any one who would rather Genocide than Pacifist (because I can only imagine they are truly heartless)

Other: I am a Mage of Space, and would much rather be Monster than Human. If you talk about hurting Goat Mom or the Skele-cinnamon-bun prepare for pain. I'm one heck of a lazy bones, and I'm a reluctant enjoy-er of bad puns. I don't post much on this site any more, I'm usually on AO3 if I'm posting at all, but I'm under the same name there. Also, same name on Tumblr and YouTube. And Twitter, but I never use it. I do enjoy consistency.

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

(This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that, one, it is not altered in any way, and, two, this copyright notice is attached.)

Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know):

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are attention whores.

Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.

13. Voldemort needs prision bitches.

14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

18. Never wound what can kill you.

Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet):

1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?

10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.

11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, their smart and they know every insult in the book!)

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.)

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.

Stereotypes Suck:
Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I’M A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Blood=Life)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.(I wasn't there in the Past...and if we go far into the future, yeah...not there either)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (Seriously...Not synonyms. Not even really related...)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Teenage old hag...that's new...)

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I go on FACEBOOK EVERYDAY so I MUST be addicted
I like TWILIGHT so I MUST be a Vampire
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a geek (Case and point: Alfred F. Jones)
I SUPPORT ANIMAL MEDICAL TESTING, so I MUST be an evil, evil scumbag

"Antideephobia: The fear that somehow, somewhere, duck is watching you." If you have Antideephobia, I will not judge you.

"We're all going to die. I intend to deserve it" Who else intends to deserve their death? Everyone raise your hands *Raises Hand*

"Life is just very slow suicide"

"Those of you who think they know everything are annoying those of us who do." So all you people who act like you know everything. You annoy me. Go away.

"Happiness is just a temporary illusion until reality kicks you in the teeth."

"The funniest thing to do in life besides being weird is scaring people with it."

"I don't talk very much because talking without thinking is not talking at all." -Zack Merrick

"I'm not questioning your integrity, I'm pondering the logic of your existence."

"To you, it's ADHD, to me, it's random multitasking."

"Prepare to cower before my invincible powers of irony and sarcasm!"

"Stupidity should be painful, maybe then there'd be a lot less of it."

"I don't discriminate, I hate everyone."

"Writer's block: The condition in which word is open, I-tunes is playing, and nothing is being written" (Is there one author here that doesn't agree?)

"Fanfiction: Rejecting a fictional reality and substituting it with your own" (Mythbusters quote altered! GO ADAM!!)

"Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green."

"Yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking."

"Some mistakes are just too much fun to only make once."

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!"

"If I've offended anybody, my efforts have been rewarded.":) (I have a knack for offending people.)

"The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of somebody to blame it on."

"You're so lucky I'm terrified of prison.

"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable."

"I don't suffer from insanity, it's the best thing that ever happened to me."

"All I want is peace, love, and understanding...and a chocolate bar bigger than my head." long live the chocolate bar!

"I may look calm, but in my head, I've murdered you three times."

"OMG! There's a flood!" "It's all good, I have a sham wow."

"I am not to be trusted in a bookstore with a credit card." (That is not mine.)

"Pizza Hut supports the rebellion!"

"Me and my best friend stay up all night talking about hot books."

"Hetalia: Where fangirl means 'xenophile'"

"Mom, can I...""No.""Daddy can I...""Sure hunny!" Okay, who here has done this, raise your hand *Raises Hand*

"Are you hurt?""No, I'm bleeding for fun."

"A slap to the face is an insult, to the back of the head, it's a wake-up call." - Leroy Jethro Gibbs

"I used to think the D in Disney was a backwards G."

"Ask me about my tenancy to fly into a homicidal rage when people ask me about stuff."

"With all the technology out now, you'd think they'd have found a way to grow apples without the little stickers..."

"I always peak out of my 3D glasses just to see the difference."

"The deepest feelings are shown in silence."

"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

"Team Sebastian, cuz he can snipe assassins with silverware!"

"I'm not random... hey! Look at that awesome microwave!"

"Team Edward...ELIRC, cuz my alchemist can beat your sparklepire any day."

"Sometimes I break out into a Russian accent and pretend I'm a spy."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, the game loses you!" (KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL)

"Note to self: Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead."

"So I've decided I'm just gonna cry whenever I feel like crying. I'm just gonna let myself cry as much as I want now and get it out of the way. That way, when I face something really tough, all my tears will have dried up long ago." -Jacuzzi Splot (Baccano!)

"You know you've been in musical theater too long when you find you've slept on every prop in the back room at some point in time."

"Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill some!"

getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put this in your profile if you wish you were still 5

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

"In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)(In reality, they are forced to do that due to people with peanut and nut allergies. If they don't...MAJOR LAWSUITS!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you have an argument with yourself and lose. Crazy is when you talk to yourself in public then laugh when everyone stares at you. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Hipopotomonsterosisquidopeliaphobia is the fear of long words. WHO CAME UP WITH THAT!! What kind of twisted person thought to have that as the fear of long words! Its like...1,2,3,4,5,...36 letters long!

Gay marriage:

Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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The Game of Heavens by Mx4 reviews
What if the Gods of the world took a more active hand in it? What might that change about the Game of Thrones? (Or Jon Snow is a demi-god son of R'hllor and world history is turned on its head as a result.)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 184,388 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Arya S., Jon S., Eddard S./Ned, Ghost
A Change of Fate by TheTruffalo reviews
What would happen if Sansa Stark travelled back in time to the beginning? How would she change the future? She is not a Little Bird this time, no, now she is a wolf. This time she will come out on top. The question is, who will she bring with her and who will be the collateral? It is all in the days work when playing the Game of Thrones; and she has learned from the best.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,121 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 11/22/2015 - [Sansa S., Tyrion L.] Jaime L., Jon S.
The Reach of Wolves by Youmightdietrying reviews
The call of the coming Winter and the preservation of the North cause Lord Eddard Stark of Winterfell to refuse his King's request to become Hand of the King. The decision has far reaching consequences, especially for Robb Stark, who finds himself riding south on the Kingsroad with Winterfell disappearing behind him in the distance.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,765 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Jon S., Margaery T., Robb S.
Tick Tock by SkaianClouds reviews
Karkat and Terezi somehow wind up at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, and some things have changed. While they try to figure out what's going on, the Golden Trio tries to figure out their secrets, and there's only so much time before everything comes crashing down. Tick tock, your time is running out. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,258 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Harry P., John E., Karkat V., Terezi P.
Black Sheep, White Wolf by SloanTheIrishSon reviews
AU. "I am Man. Man is two-legged Wolf. The two times Man is most human is when he's fucking or fighting. Who are you to deny me my natural lust for steel and blood?"
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 120,768 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Jon S., Eddard S./Ned, Arianne M., Missandei - Complete
The Age of the Hero by LadyCassie reviews
The tales goes that the hero was the Goddess's love reborn and that the sword she had gifted him was born from her love. It is said that while the others around them aged, the hero and Goddess stayed forever frozen in time, together as long as the hero held the blade. (The Lady of Winterfell series 1)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/3/2017 - [Sansa S., Jon S.] Theon G., Rickon S. - Complete
Harry Tale by kittyissac reviews
Young Harry Potter, abandoned by the Dursley's for something out of his control, stumbles(more like falls) into a very different world. How will the timeline be changed now? And what will happen when Harry grows older
Crossover - Harry Potter & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,945 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Harry P., Frisk, Papyrus, Sans - Complete
A Wonderful World Of Magic by StargateNerd reviews
Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious possibly immortal Canadian. Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker, though not necessarily at the same time. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,213 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 1/21/2017 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Luna L., England/Britain, Greece
The Dragons of Winter by TheStarksofWinterfell reviews
The white wolf was so quiet she only saw it when she turned her head. It studies her with its blood red eyes before letting out a howl. Daenerys Targaryen is in Pentos when she is captured by Jorah Mormont on the orders of King Robert Baratheon. She feels her world is at end, but can the family of wolves who rule in the North save her from her fate?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,709 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 12/19/2016 - Published: 12/3/2015 - [Daenerys T./Dany, Jon S.]
Monster Magic for Boneheads by ExcessCougar96 reviews
Little Harry Potter finds a book on magic. When he reads it, he finds out more than he asked for, as well as a possible true family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,880 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Harry P., Frisk, Sans, Flowey
The Little Emerald by Sea and Chaos reviews
It was Dudley's seventh birthday, so of course he wants to go to the most popular place in town. Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Mrs. Figg is away for the week, so no one is available to watch Harry. When Dudley gets angry at Foxy for playing with his cousin, he storms onto the stage of Pirate Cove. Then, Foxy starts to malfunction, and his jaw bites down into Dudley's head.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,335 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Harry P., Mike Schmidt, Foxy
The Second Coming of Dick by The Conquerors reviews
By sheer chance, Naruto is trained by the Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the 13 Hells, etc. Now he shall have vengeance and fun. Rated M for a sadistic undead warlock protagonist and the mass killings of fluffy creatures.
Crossover - Naruto & Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Undying fangirl scientist by deanpala reviews
The Winchesters meet Alphys and Undyne
Crossover - Supernatural & Undertale - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Sam W., Dean W., Undyne, Alphys - Complete
Why Did The Skeleton Cross The Road? by lizabeyy reviews
Because he was hoping that Chara would get the message and leave him alone. "Ha, that's funny. You're funny. Asriel, isn't Sans funny?" Cover image belongs to funkitty.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2016 - Papyrus, Sans, Chara, Flowey - Complete
Purity in Determination by Pseudonom-DP reviews
[Content rating for mild language and excessive violence.] (Cover art by Spythedragon on deviantART, used with permission.) At the end of the world, only one other remains, and it's to the death.
Crossover - OFF & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2015 - The Batter, Chara - Complete
Confusion In The Castle by Darkwolfpup22 reviews
A one-shot about what happens when, Jake English, John Egbert, Dave and Dirk Strider go to Hogwarts and get mixed up with certain students. Its funnier than it sounds... I'm just terrible at summaries. Crack... duh. [TIS REDONE!]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014
HELP! Wanted by TheZorker reviews
When a Navy Admiral's son disappears, NCIS is called into investigate. The last known whereabouts? Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
Crossover - NCIS & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,588 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Complete
Woe To You Of Lion And Rose The Time For Wolves by VVSINGOFTHECROSS reviews
Jon Snow, a man, a bastard a King. The North Remembers
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 71,239 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Jon S., Sansa S., Aegon VI, OC - Complete
Divination by foggraven reviews
Who better to teach Divination than the Seer of Light?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,764 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Rose L. - Complete
Wolves And Change by VVSINGOFTHECROSS reviews
Rickard Stark has southern ambitions but how far do they run? Part 1 of Lupus Et Draco
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 180,560 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Rhaegar T., Aerys T. - Complete
Blind Shinobi Hidden in the Veil by Maelstrom454 reviews
Naruto is banished after bringing back Sasuke. After being blinded Naruto is adopted by two Jonin of the Village Hidden in the Veil. Look out world there's a new hidden village on the block. Naruto-verse some characters are OOC. M for saftey
Crossover - Naruto & Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2014
Demons, Horcruxes, & Harry by Paxloria reviews
Ciel's been a demon for 118 years, but he knew nothing about the Wizarding World untill the dragon and its 3 passengers drop in... Maybe now would be a good time for some new oppertunities. The story is set in DEATHLY HALLOWS after Harry, Ron, & Hermione escape from the bank. I tried to write this in a way that anyone could understand without getting lost or confused.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,276 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Harry P., Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Don't Piss Off Your Russian Nanny! by ClairDeLaLuna reviews
Libya is on the brink of war, and Canada has to go and settle things, calling in Russia to watch his provinces and territories. Except, they aren't as meek as Matthew is, and now Ivan has his hands fullwith twelve rambunctious, arguing teens and a child. This can't be good. Eventual RusCan, Human names used. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Canada, Russia
The Republic of Heaven by Blind Author reviews
HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,484 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Amaranthine by Gift of the Dragons reviews
Amaranthine – adjective; everlasting, unending. Alchemy has gone forgotten with magic on the rise, but when one certain blond is accidentally kidnapped, old secrets come to light. Warnings inside, spoilers abound. Rated for later chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,530 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Edward E.
Songs of North America by Skeptikitten reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots about the lives of our favorite twins, America and Canada. Inspired by music, will be mostly USUK and PruCan. M just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,620 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - America, Canada
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
The Gauntlet by Blizzard96 reviews
The Celestial Spirits decide to test Lucy by putting her and her friends through the Gauntlet of the Twelve Golden Gates. If she wins, she could obtain the rest of the Gates. If she loses... T for Karkat's pottymouth and homestuck stuff in general... No pairings.
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Lucy H.
The Child of Time by BadWolfRisen reviews
After Rose is left in Pete's World for the first time, something happens that changes her for the better. She was born with a destiny. Bad summary, but I promise a good story. Rose/Ten with a little bit of Rose/Eleven. Nothing lasting though.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,825 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Don't Leave Me by Sherlock.bbcfanfiction reviews
Sequel to 'Don't Touch Me'. The 'verse were John's telepath. After defeating Moriarty, John returns from the dead to a broken Sherlock. What is in store for them? Why hurt and comfort of course. With appearances from Mystrade and a new Sergeant that may or may not be a critical piece to John's gift, as well as an old enemy that may disrupt everything John has worked so hard to fix.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,419 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Ink and the Reaction - A Story of John Watson's Tattoos by jlocked2212 reviews
John comes home from a date upset and Sherlock tries to find out why. When he finds out John has tattoos, Sherlock tries to see where and what they are even if John is unwilling to show him at first. What kind of ink is John Watson hiding? Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,976 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wizard Hidden In The Leaf by Corruptmonk reviews
After defeating Voldemort and freeing the wizarding world from his clutches, Harry was ostracized and labeled as the new Dark Lord. A belated help from Albus Dumbledore offered him a new chance at life, a new home to call his own, a new world to make a name for himself. Strong-Powerful-Shinobi Wizard Harry, Strong-Naruto, no pairings as of yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,942 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 4,601 - Follows: 4,693 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Boredom can have its consequences by breadnotangels reviews
John wakes up to find his living room trashed and bright yellow, with Sherlock as the culprit. Warning: Spanking of a grown male...because we all know he deserves it
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Lesson in Attraction by TheMisfitToy reviews
When Lestrade gets fed up with the unresolved sexual tension in 221b Baker Street, what lengths is he willing to go to in order to relieve it? Slash galore!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Suns And Winters by AnonWriter27 reviews
To John, everything is clear-Sherlock is in love with him. To John, everything is cold-Sherlock is in love with him. May contain disturbing themes to some readers. Not post-Reichenbach
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mind Palace by Blackstar-Moonshadow reviews
221b was harbouring a deep and annoyed silence. John was sulking. Sherlock was confused, he just didn't understand why. Why on earth was John in a bad mood anyway? John is jelaus of Irenes place in Sherlocks Mind palace, the thing is, he really shouldn't be.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A touch of Cotton by RoseWalker22 reviews
Ciel's thoughts on his butler are less than angelic. SebastianXAdult!Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Take a bow by HamsterCastiel reviews
The Doctor reunites Sherlock and John after two years, but will it go as smoothly as he had thought about? Can John ever forgive Sherlock for what he did? Johnlock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Cure Me, Kill Me by JezebelGoldstone reviews
John Watson wakes up to find the Winchesters on his doorstep. They need a doctor they can trust, to help them cure a patient under a backfiring curse. Foreknowledge of Supernatural unnecessary; foreknowledge of Sherlock helpful. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SHERLOCK. Johnlock; Drama, Romance, Angst, Adventure. T for language.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,810 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Their Butler by StackofStories reviews
"What are the odds, two souls calling for us at the same time." Sebastian and Ciel have been roaming the Earth for a thousand years, they happen to be in the Elemental Countries when they are summoned. Sasuke and Naruto intend to see Konoha destroyed for their crimes.
Crossover - Naruto & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Naruto U., Ciel P., Sasuke U., Sebastian M.
Kindred by SkyGem reviews
Jack Frost was dancing through the streets of Toronto one early winter morning when he came across a kindred spirit, a blond like him and unlike him in being, yet more than similar in circumstance. Thus begins the friendship of Jack Frost and Matthew Williams. Pre-movie. No pairings.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Canada, Jack Frost - Complete
Echoes by LeonaWriter reviews
The Doctor finds he's picking up strays again, and Jethro has a problem that needs someone clever. Echoes can linger far longer than a single voice, especially when so many believe in them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/19/2012 - 11th Doctor, Merlin - Complete
Hellfire by HarleyandDavid reviews
In 1880 one Dr. Watson dies on foreign soil. The next thing the man knows he's wandering the planes of Heaven. After betraying God, John is cast out, employed by the devil, and protecting a sociopath of a human with a penchant for trouble. Eventual S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Mommy Dearest by Mad As A Bloody Hatter reviews
Have you noticed that a certain Ouran Host "King" acts like a certain French nation but plays the piano like an angel like a certain Austrian? Well I have. Here is a oneshot about France and Austria's parental relationship with their "son" Tamaki. One shot! pairings: Kyoya/Tamaki and France/Austria
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Tamaki S., France - Complete
Superwholock Meets the Mirror of Erised by Robin Purdy reviews
Superwhopotterlock, or Superwholock with a dash of Harry Potter. The Superwholock gang find the Mirror of Erised, and some of them aren't strong enough to see what's in their reflection. Implied Johnlock. Rated T for Dean's language.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
Unfortunate Consequences by BregoMellonNin reviews
Snape has had enough of Harry and Draco bickering constantly and decides to force them to take a Friendship Potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Murder by SpiritoftheMapleLeaf reviews
Ivan picks up hitchhikers and kills them off. Matthew murders people kind enough to give him a ride. What happens one night when the two serial killers meet? Snapped!Hetalia. NOTICE: No countries were harmed in the writing of this story. 3-part story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Russia, Canada - Complete
2P or not 2P by iwillholdonhope reviews
2P!Hetalia FACE drabbles. No 1P characters, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - America, England/Britain
Notes In Flowers by LeeLee Lollipop reviews
When John left a message on Sherlock's grave, he never expected to get one back. SPOILERS for The Reichenback Fall. JOHNLOCK! don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You'll Be In My Heart by The Wriiter reviews
What if Scar had a daughter during the events of The Lion King, who he has an strong, loving bond with? And what if as she grows older and her father assumes the role of king, she hates what he's become and barely can recognize him anymore? Set during The Lion King. R&R, please.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,574 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Scar/Taka
Sleeping Pill by InsaneAndHappyAboutIt reviews
Sheldon is feeling sexually frustrated and he, being a robot, has no idea how to deal with the situation. Naturally he doesn't behave as a normal person should... Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M male/male Hope you like and please leave a review if u can...XD
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/23/2012 - [Sheldon C., Leonard H.] - Complete
Big Bad Wolf by Somuchtodo reviews
Nothing could ever be normal for Rose Tyler. Eleven/Rose Reunion fic
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,132 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Diamond Sky by WingedWolf121 reviews
The Doctor finds Jethro watching the sunlight, and they have a conversation which is not the slightest bit illuminating. Doctor/Who Merlin crossover, drabble, set post-Midnight. Merlin/Arthur implied, Doctor/Master and Doctor/Rose implied.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Merlin - Complete
The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish by Quinn Anderson reviews
In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Kiss by chimingofthebells reviews
Merlin is unconscious, having fallen prey to some kind of curse. Only a kiss from his one true love can revive him, otherwise he is doomed. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Obsessive by Wykked As Syn reviews
He knows I'm just playing games. He loves to play my games. Dark!Obsessive!House.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2012 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Old English Hunted by kidwearsacap reviews
While watching Supernatural one day, I was inspired. FIRST CROSSOVER! In the year 2012 Ciel and Sebastian are bored of life as demons. When crossing paths with the Winchester brothers, perhaps life will get a little more interesting as well as deadly. Kuroshitsuji 2 spoilers for those who haven't seen/read it. Rated T for swearing etc. AU
Crossover - Supernatural & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sam W., Ciel P.
Brothers by LoonyLaLuna reviews
No one ever knew that Alfred was blind. Or that Matthew could barely speak. And they liked it that way. Warning:Extremely AU. Rated for mention of almost-rape. One-shot. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - America, Canada
Black Prince by Stormflightwarrior reviews
What happens when Lelouch and Suzaku end up fancying each other, and Nunnally and C.C nearly find out more than they should. Suzalulu. It's just shounen-ai, nothing serious xD The rooftop bit was inspired by some other doujin I heard/read somewhere, don't exactly remember.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Superlock by siriusleeroy reviews
What happens when you throw the Winchester boys with Sherlock and John in a kitchen full of angels?
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Dean W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Slytherin Tendencies by Irreplacabelle reviews
A fight with Ron shows Harry how little their friendship means to the redhead and gives Harry the opportunity to show his Slytherin side. Nobodies happy with this arrangement, except the Slytherins – they're obviously up to something. Drarry One-shot with sequel one the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Detective's Delima by Gates Hale reviews
Rose Tyler meets everyone's favorite detective, and for once, he's stumped. Through a set of strange events, they'll help each other more than they thought possible.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Rose T., Sherlock H.
Only Human by fantasybean reviews
Post Reichenbach. The loss of his best friend has broken everything that Doctor John Watson was. A story on his grief and love for Sherlock Holmes. Johnlock, don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,762 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sleeping Under the Stars by Writcraft reviews
DADA Professor Harry Potter finds himself on a Muggle camping trip with newly appointed Potions Master, Draco Malfoy. The men bicker, work out some tensions *ah-hem* and the inevitable smut ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,230 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Master And Series 5: Master And Ally by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to Master And Emissary. After the fall of Uther, Mercia finds itself home to those fleeing the new tyrant king, and Arthur strengthens his ties to the Mercian Court. Merlin knows that the worse is yet to come...and that someone is going to die.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
I'll Be Here by QueenBlueLake reviews
In those luminescent green eyes Merlin felt a connection deep within the crevices of his soul. This boy different, this boy was important. And he needed help.
Crossover - Merlin & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Merlin, England/Britain - Complete
Casual Deductions by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Sherlock makes an unexpected trip to Quantico and, against Reid's requests, decides to visit him at work. He goes a bit too far with one of his deductions and perhaps not far enough with another. Ties in with "An Even Match" and "Interesting Friends"
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/9/2012 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
England's Dirty Secret by JessiCAT1989 reviews
Yusuke has found himself on yet another mission. However, as he soon finds, this mission will be unlike anything he has experienced before...
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Yusuke U., Sebastian M.
Interesting Friends by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
John didn't even know Sherlock had childhood friends, let alone a childhood friend as smart as he is. Is it even possible for two geniuses to exist in the same world? Apparently so. Ties in with my oneshot "An Even Match" but can be read alone.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/6/2012 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
Doll by supremegreendragon reviews
When Watson finds a gift given to Holmes from a grateful client, he's anything but pleased. Slash. HolmesxWatson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
An Even Match by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
In the summer of 1987 two young geniuses meet in a Las Vegas park and discover that maybe they aren't quite as alone in the world as they thought. Sherlock/Reid friendship. Kid!Sherlock Kid!Reid
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/31/2012 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
A Donner un Cadeaux by Stitches on a Zeppelin reviews
Every meeting puts Matthew closer to snapping. It seems, though, that someone was always watching him. Snapping!Canada. Human names used. Hints of Insane!Russia, and RusCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Sherlock.bbcfanfiction reviews
John is a telepath. Between trying to save lives, catch criminals and keep his gift from Sherlock, he's getting worn down. Rating might go up. Slash is eventual.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,493 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Affectionate Investment by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The devil's sons by IAmNotOneOfThem reviews
John always knew there was something special about Sherlock, but he never dared to believe that Sherlock - and his brother Mycroft - might be the devil's sons... JohnLock, MyStrade
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Black Doctor by mapplepie reviews
TGG. Ghost Sherlock watched as the paramedics pronounced him dead. John however, confident as ever, clung tightly onto his limp, pale body, and insistently denied it. Necromancer!John
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Welcome to the Family by Joy Booth reviews
The Bennetts have a little chat with Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] [Jane, Mr. Bingley] - Complete
Evil Has Its Hopes by copper-28 reviews
The warehouse is dark but there are some people in there darker than the blackest of nightfalls. The Gunman and the Doctor. Face to face, trying to live without their consultants. Johnlock and MorMor.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
TimeTravellers should stay out of FuneralBathrooms by Artfully Troublesome reviews
In which Ben meets a peculiar fellow after his tryst with Natasha, who's out to bend him off the straight and narrow. His name is as equally strange: Jethro Cane. Reincarnation-Crack Fic. PWP Jethro/Ben, Merlin/Arthur
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Jethro C., Arthur - Complete
Dark Money by Kariout reviews
Bruce is recovering from his encounter with the Joker. Focusing on his business the last thing he expects is for Ciel Phantomhive to show up with a business proposition. How will Bruce react surrounded by 2 demons? And what is Ciel planning? CielxSeb AU
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Ciel P.
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 211 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Master And Series 4: Master And Emissary by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to Master And Prince. Camelot's Emissary Court is returning to Mercia, reminding all how fragile the truce between them truly is. And then, as expected, a declaration of war is issued...yet from neither Camelot nor Mercia. Now enemies must unite.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,944 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Albion, She Said by Alistine reviews
For almost a thousand years, the Doctor has traveled the whole of space and time. And for all of that time, he has continuously returned to one place, one Nation: England.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, England/Britain - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Lurking Silence reviews
Canada has a plan to seduce Russia... It works well. Canada/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
in the end by PlayingtheBone reviews
When all is said and done, the Doctor is the last to be ushered into Death by none other than the girl herself. review please!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sandman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Death - Complete
Son of the beast by breathing is over-rated reviews
Sherlock always knew John was special, incredibly special, and he decided that the Yard should also see how special his flatmate truly is. However; a parental visit threatens to change his view on his doctor completely. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
20 More Things Romania Shouldn't Do by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
He really needs to stop screwing with America if he wants to keep his face intact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Romania, America - Complete
The Doctor's Room by Laura Fones reviews
In response to daysgoneby's prompt for the Doctor/Rose Holiday Fixathon, "When the Doctor opens up room number 11 during The God Complex, he sees Rose Tyler sitting on the bed, smiling that smile."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
50 Things Romania REALLY SHOULDN'T DO! by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
And for some reason, a lot of them involve America. Romania, you are an idiot. Rated T for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Romania - Complete
50 Things Denmark WILL NOT Do! by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
...and yet he will probably do these things anyway. Rated K , just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Denmark - Complete
The 50 Things Hungary Must or Will Not Do by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
Complete with a little PrussiaxFrance and a hatred for Turkey, let's see what kind of things the frying pan woman is not allowed to do. Rated K to be safe, and for something about Wales.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Emotions by cosmo17 reviews
Canada is unnoticed, invisible, forgotten. After he is forgotten once again, he finally breaks down, but is comforted by an unexpected nation. NOT SLASH, just some friendship themes. One-Shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Le Blanc De Noir by Sara Generis reviews
*That's* not how alcohol works. Canada/Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,998 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Dinner by the family ghost reviews
france goes to check on Matthew after a bad fight with his brother but what he finds is beyond his expectations. RussiaxCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
United We Stand by Luxio Nyx reviews
New aliens are invading Earth and are hellbent on conquering it. With their forces weakened and America, Germany, and Russia missing, can Earth survive? GermanyXItaly USXUK RussiaXCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,509 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Same Old Story by TheShoelessOne reviews
The best stories are the ones with a good villain. In the "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot" verse. John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/15/2011 - The Master, Sherlock H. - Complete
It's A Fragile Wall by dicaeopolis reviews
…between Canada and perversion. What do people have at night together that's really, really good? Facebookfic, smidgeons of pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Speak Now by RikaChieko reviews
Mattie attends Ivan's wedding, using his super Canada-Who? powers to sneak in. What will he do when the preacher says 'Speak now? Song fic, rated M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
What Was Your First Clue? by Zabby Perno reviews
Of course Balthazar Blake believes in reincarnation. His old master is standing right in front of him telling The Once and Future King's reincarnation that "I told you you're an ass, Becky, but I didn't know you were a royal one!" Decky implied Merthur.
Crossover - Merlin & Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Merlin, Balthazar B. - Complete
American Idiot by reviews
I'd be surprised if no one's done this before. "England has a new favorite song."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
DreamLike Reality by The Erumpent Horn reviews
One-Shot Drarry. Set just after the duel in HBP, Harry realises it isn't Ginny he craves, but a certain blonde-haired Slytherin boy. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
SemiFinal Match aka Hockey is Serious Business by Blaue Schwertlilie reviews
While watching the semi-finals of the World Hockey Championships, Russia shows Canada a new way to take in the game, to let the emotions and excitement of the rink run through his veins. The other nations? Are not amused. Casual RusCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Finally Remembered by EuphrasieTheOwl reviews
She was just as quiet and shy as him, so it was only natural that she would be the one to remember his birthday. Fluffy CanUkr oneshot. Happy Canada Day!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Canada, Ukraine
Operation: MapleVodka by SovietChick reviews
A little crackfic/drabble to celebrate the birthday of everyone's favorite Canadian. Warning: Contains extremely crack theories.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Loveless War by sweet-and-simple reviews
"I thought you ver an angel…" Mathew has found a stranger covered in blood in the snow. And, with the price of helping him, Mathew might just have to restart a war he hadn't even known occurred. AU fic, USUK, later mention of GiriPan, GerIta, RusCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,238 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Pain and Mercy by KnoxMare reviews
Merlin has had enough. When Uther Pendragon goes a step too far in his war against magic, what will Merlin be forced to do? Dark!Merlin. Magic reveal. PG-13 for violence. Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Master And Series 3: Master And Prince by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to Master And Lover. It'd taken them less than a year to decimate Camelot and its allies, and now Camelot is making a last ditch effort by offering a peace treaty to King Bayard. This brings Merlin to Camelot, to Arthur. It wont be pretty.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,394 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Angelcry by Queen'sMadness reviews
I suck at summaries. A story about Sebastian and Ciel years after Ciel's reborning as a demon.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Masquerade by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Under the guise of a masquerade she is allowed to show her true gender to the world, even if its only for one night. FemGermany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,590 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Germany - Complete
Malfoys Are Evil by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Oh who was he kidding. This was happening to him because he had a weakness for blond hair and grey eyes that allowed those who possessed such characteristics, to get away with murder. Damn those Malfoys. MPreg Harry/Draco slash fluff. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Having Morals by SakugariHana reviews
After a meeting, Canada finally gets the attention of a certain communist much to the dismay of his brother, who decides to take action. Fem!Russia and Canada. Rated T for one or two profanities and mild violence. OOC Russia as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Keep Holding On by AnonAnom reviews
Warning: Depressed Canada! Semi-serious America! Country and human names used though human names are mostly used during family moments. This is not Americest! Merely brotherly love that is all! Canada really hates being ignored, especially by his family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
The Battle Of Britain by BookWurm15 reviews
The time is World War II. France has already surrendered, and Nazi Germany is in the process of nightly bombing Britain, in hopes of conquering Europe. City original characters; London, Berlin. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
Don't Forget by The sKapegoat reviews
Ivan -Russia- calls to say that he's visiting, unexpectedly, in Canada. How will Matthew -Canada- react to the "scary" larger male being in his home? Russia-x-Canada yaoi. Lemons later on maybe. Don't read if you don't like. Normal Names used!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,701 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Canada, Russia
Frail Hope by lillithrising reviews
Spurred by a random act of kindness, Canada can't help but question everything he's been told about the troubled nation known as Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
The Pon Farr Clause by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Unfortunately, Sheldon is no stranger to the evil animal instinct of arousal. So, through Leonard's own fault really , he has to help Sheldon overcome his baser desires. Explicit Shelnard Slash. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
50 things Jack Harkness isn't allowed to do by The-Hufflepuff-Death-Eater reviews
Just what it says on the tin. Teen to be safe, cause it's Jack.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Making You Happy by SakugariHana reviews
Switzerland's having issues. Liechtenstein tries to make him happy, but it ends badly. Close sibling relationship, not romantic one. Rated T for swearing and OOC Switzerland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
We Are One, Da? by Kenny's SpaceCadet reviews
Canada would do anything for a little attention – so when Russia proposes a merger of the two countries, Canada is quick to agree. But between Russia's "cold" demeanor and Canada's angsty past, their union proves to be... complicated. RusCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,970 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Canada, Russia
Master And Series 2: Master And Lover by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to Master And Slave. The war continues to rage on between Camelot and Mercia, and Merlin still doesn't know his sex slave and lover is actually the Crown Prince of Camelot himself. But the arrival of Gwaine of Caerleon is the beginning of the end.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Legacy by fringeperson reviews
DO NOT OWN. Killers aren't in the business of life, and thieves aren't all that interested in giving, but somehow these two came together, and the thief gave the killer a new life. Sometimes, one person is enough to change history. slash.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - [Kenshin, Youko] [Kurama M., Hiei] - Complete
Parselmouth by Galadriell reviews
One Shot. Conversation between Harry Potter and an adder, which quickly develops into something more. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Summer and Sunflowers by sweet-and-simple reviews
Ivan didn't want to bring it up. He didn't want to remember. All he wanted was his Matvey. RusCan Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 6,820 - Follows: 970 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Let's leave unsaid what's left unspoken by IcyLady reviews
Dumbledore decides that Harry needs some demonic protection and goes through a lot of trouble to bring a demon and its owner to Hogwarts. But would a demon and a person capable of calling one follow Dumbledore? AU to Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,578 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Draco M., Ciel P. - Complete
In The Genes by Alice Day reviews
A consulting detective and a diagnostician from Princeton must reluctantly join forces to solve a mystery that threatens them both. Moriarty never expected this...
Crossover - House, M.D. & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - G. House, Sherlock H.
Why Do I Even Know You? by ChasDancey reviews
Lovino questions why he hangs out with the drunk Canadian. Lame summary for lame story, a-boo-yeah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Canada, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Pure Night by Urikol reviews
What do you do when a man with frightening reputation wants you all to himself and would do anything to have you? RussiaxCanada mostly. There are others pairings as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,317 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Inconvenient Consequence by alicat54 reviews
"But still, dress shopping with Russia can't be all that bad, eh?" Global warming has a strange effect on our favorite ice bound nations... femCanada x implied manny
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Canada
Memoirs of a Sugar Queen by Anna Nigma reviews
Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Charlotte L.B. - Complete
Master And Series 1: Master And Slave by shadowglove reviews
AU. When at war with Camelot, Mercia captures a large quantity Camelot's knights to keep hostage. As a reward, King Bayard gives Merlin, his Grand Court Sorcerer, a gift in the form of one of the captured knights, a beautiful, difficult boy named Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 154 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Demon Butler on Fleet Street by AnimeAmy26c reviews
Ciel and Sebastian investigate rumours surrounding Fleet Street. So what will happen when the demon butler meets demon barber? Enjoy.
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010
Broken Wings by barefoot11 reviews
Matthew was empty before Gilbert arrived and saved him. But when he finally realizes how deep his feelings are, he's told very heartbreaking news. oneshot!AU, Human names used, Prussia/Canada. More couples listed inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The Quality of Mercy by Nyxelestia reviews
Uther starts to notice a few things about Arthur and his manservant. Which remind him a bit too much of a Queen and Sorceress, from his own past, for comfort. For Round 1 of the merlincapfics challenge on LiveJournal. Uther's POV, Arthur/Merlin slash
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,976 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Uther - Complete
The US of Eh? by Darkfire75 reviews
America finds out Canada's secret plan to rule the world starting with his southern neighbor . Not as crazy as it sounds ಠ ಠ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Domino Dancing by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
Seeing through the masks. Count D, L, and Light Yagami.
Crossover - Pet Shop of Horrors & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Count D, L - Complete
The Voice by Tall Tails - Feline Jaye reviews
Dedicated to Gemini Malfoy-Potter. Harry starts hearing a voice in his head, educating him in all things dark, and the only thing that stops it is Malfoy... DM/HP boyXboy-love Slytherin!Harry Dom!Draco. ON HOLD - until I get a life, or a spare 10 minutes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
On the Subject of Cats by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
Ciel Phantomhive liked to describe himself as a creature of the canine persuasion. To Sebastian, Ciel was certainly more of the feline persuasion.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Ah, Mephastophilis! by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
He tastes bitter, like dark chocolate, but Sebastian knows that that is only apt.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Mine by ukexchan reviews
Stein succumbs to the madness within him, and Spirit is there to keep him occupied. VIOLENT! YAOI! kinda creepy... Please read?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Demon Rising by InferiorBeing reviews
HarryDraco In his second most brilliant plot to date, Lord Voldemort decides to take matters into his own hands and forcefully mold Harry Potter from an enemy to an ally. With no memory of his life before his transformation, Harry asks for only one thing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,426 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Centaur Childer by InferiorBeing reviews
HarryDraco Hagrid refuses to leave Harry with ‘those’ muggles, but there is an accident when bringing Harry to Hogwarts which results in Harry being raised by Centaurs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,276 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Jealous Manipulation by Suicidal Button reviews
Wilson gets jealous. Posessive!Wilson, Wilson/House, onesided Kutner/House
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Push Me Forward by em-witchwood reviews
Most people would be surprised to know that it was Edward who supplied most of the gentle words, the tender touches in their relationship. [EdRoyRiza]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Call My Name by numina reviews
You know, for alchemists who are experts at making people see what they want to see, you and Niisan have to be the densest people I have ever had the misfortune of knowing at the same time. RoyxEd, shounenai, oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Tovaras by Erena G.T. Rose reviews
Abel & Cain: A fight to the death...the final battle. Or is it? This is my take on the lost moments of Abel and Cain's battle. Written in Abel's POV, contains some fair amounts of slash. CainAbel slash. Better than it sounds.
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Abel N., Cain N. - Complete
Stigmata by InferiorBeing reviews
COMPLETE! HarryDraco Harry isn't the Dark Lord, so he cannot be with a Death Eater's son. This is the first time the BoyWhoLived ever asked for something and he cannot have it. So he takes matters into his own hands. Post HBP! Evil!Harry, Dark!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,626 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Future Memories by ZaKai reviews
Trisha Elric looked from her seven year old son to the teenager with the braided blond hair and the long red coat in amazement. This teenager was her son. But how? [RoyEd] [COMPLETE]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,219 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Apples and Carrots by Hysteria82 reviews
Riza discovers the right incentive needed to get Roy to work. RizaRoyEd and a bit of Havoc.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4965 - Favs: 8,812 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dealing With The Enemy by Crow Skywalker reviews
Pansy and Harry strike a deal to get what they want - a deal that Harry can't refuse. [Harry x Draco, Pansy x Hermione] [WIP]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,870 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Holmes Family History reviews
Some drabbles of Sherlock's life. It's the same 'verse as "Mummy Holmes at Backer Street". I just decided to type bits out. I hope you like it
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Sherlock H.
Mummy Holmes at Baker Street reviews
My ideas on the Holmes Family. Hope you enjoy...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Alaska Issue reviews
Drabbles and Oneshots based around my OC Alaska, or Aleksandra Braginski-Williams.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Lessons in Language reviews
After a challenge from France, Spain must teach a reluctant Russia Spanish. He finds that this is...frightening and after an attempt, challenges France to teach her French instead. France decides to enlist some help. Eventual RusCan, Fem!Russia Up for adoption.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Russia, Canada
Random as it comes reviews
LAME TITLE IS LAME! This is where my drabbles and song fics will find a home. I do take requests. Enjoy. Newest Story: American Idiot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Canada, America
Russian Sleep Experiment reviews
Creepy Pasta's Russian Sleep Experiment from Russia's point of view. Sucky summery ftw. T cause I'm paranoid
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Russia - Complete
Music Given Dreams reviews
World Meeting 20xx, Austria invites the whole meeting to his house for a party. With how out of character that is, suspicions are easily raised, so while most of the nations go for the party, some go to...investigate. And what they find isn't pretty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Canada, Russia
The Affects of the Russian Britannia reviews
Russia is now Britannia. When he travels to the relatively recently captured Area 11 he needs someone to keep an eye on the young people, so he puts his daughter in school. What follows for Aleksandra is...chaos. Just the way Aleksandra likes it. OC
Crossover - Code Geass & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011
Jam reviews
A 221 B fic. John comes back to the store and is greeted with... I suck at summaries just something I thought of while eating jam.
Crossover - Death Note & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2012 - BB, John W. - Complete
The AlaskanVirginian Invasion of Hogwarts reviews
Arthur, having become fed up with Alfred neglecting to teach them, sends Alaska and Virginia to Hogwarts during fifth year. What follows is... Umbridge bashing because we all hate her and...Alaska-ness
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P.