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Author has written 9 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, and Left 4 Dead.
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
Life is like a game. It's either you win or you lose.
Hey there peoplez of the world, I'm VampireDemonHobo, or Pyric for short. My name comes from a weird joke at school and we have recently now changed it to VampyricDemonKittyAssasinHoboWithEpicNinjaSkillz (I think...? But I'm not positive. It's been to long...) I have a VERY colorful use of language!!!
Updates maybe slower because...
a.) I'm back at school. Whoop-dee-do.
b.) I have after school activities I participate in, such as chorus, student council, and drama.
c.) I have a ton of homework. SUMMER SCHOOL!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
d.) I get to write song lyrics, courtesy of school (WEEE I getz to sing!!!). They're dark and creepy, and they scare people!!! XD
e.) My friends take up a lot of my spare time.
g.) I am having major writer's block.
h.) My laptop, with everything on it, isn't being nice!!! Q_Q Its having battery problems and is barely charging...
i.) I got a boyfriend, who would have thought? Not me...
j.)I think if I continue typing it may go past 'z'.
I absolutely ADORE Shelke form Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus. I love her so much! And Andy Biersack and Ashley Purdy! I LOVE Black Veil Brides and you should absolutely possitively look them up because they are an awesome rock band and their song 'Saviour' is an amazing song and the lyrics are something I can't find words for. Oh, any band suggestions, PM me!!!
I love sneakers (my love), anime, manga, demons, cosplay, spell check, math (I know I'm evil), science, spell check, yaoi, video games, wolves, spell check, dogs, cats, Call of Duty, Halo (the first one!!!! I cannot stand the rest except ODST), Kingdom Hearts, spell check, Final Fantasy, my DS (that thing is a trooper!!! I have had it for almost six years and it still works terrifically even though its been out in the rain and dropped on pavement several times!!!!), Guitar Hero, vampires (not Twilight though. I like the girls, but really, MEN SHOULD NOT GLITTER!!!!!), and did I mention SPELL CHECK!!!!! I love music, writing, my friends, and reading.
Things that piss me off are homophobes. Forwards. Are. Bullshit. Also, when people set up a fan fic and they set the pairing as the one you're looking for let's say SasuNaru for argument's sake and the actual pairing is Sasuke and an OC and Naruto and an OC. That really pisses me off because that is not what I am looking for!!! If I search SasuNaru I am looking for SasuNaru. Thank you for reading and putting up with my raving. Anyways, I don't like when manga authors drag out a series like Pokèmon and after 14 seasons they have completely destroyed the show!!! That makes me so sad... ='( Also, when authors leave a story on a cliff hanger and decides to never update that story again. I promise I will try my hardest to never do that!!!
Things that scare me are spiders, snakes, my neighbors, and really loud noises that come from angry people (yelling, screaming, angry noises, ect...)
Also, if you have a problem with my stories, and I do not mean if I have spelling or grammar errors, but the plot of the story itself, keep it to yourself. Do not come and tell me its sucks, or to take it down, because that will only get me pissed. If you don't like yaoi, you should back away from my stories right now. I really don't give a shit if you like yaoi or not, but if you read my stories just to bash on them, you can go screw yourself. The golden rules apply everywhere you are: Treat people the way you want to be treated and if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. I can say from experience from reading, I if I do not like a story, I probably will not recomend it to others but I will not ever leave a review saying that it sucks or other horrible shit to make an other author feel like crap. So please, keep horrible, nasty, mean things to yourself. Thank you!
*Light Within the Darkness: Status: Complete
*Keep Holding On: Status: Complete
*The Fire and the Light: Status: Complete
*Detective Plus Kira Equals This: Status: Complete
*Pain: Status: Complete
*Beginning of the End: Status: Complete
*A Roxirella Story: Status: Complete
*On My Own: Status: Complete
*Monster: Status: In-Progess
"Alfred, can you give me MORE snippy advice on how to assemble this Ikea chair? I'm afraid it’s about to break. AGAINST YOUR FACE." -The Batman @God_Damn_Batman
"I think you have to take me for me; I am who I am." -Harry Styles One Direction (I bet you already know who he is, but just in case...)
"I HAVE IT WITH THESE STUPID FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!" -Max Green Escape the Fate '10 Miles Wide' (My favorite quote EVER!!!)
"HATERS MAKE ME FAMOUS!" -Jayy von Monroe or Dahvie Vanity Blood on the Dance Floor
"I'm not a babysitter, you know, I'm a singer!" -Adam Lambert
"Who else will I have ice-cream with?!" -Roxas Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days
"Hello, Thurman! It's your first day of school!" -Ronnie Radke Escape the Fate 'Situation' (he's in Falling in Reverse now..)
"Talk about blank with a capital 'B'. Man, oh, man not even the dusks are gonna be able to crack this one." -Axel Kingdom Hearts II
"Why do I always get stuck with all of the icky jobs?" -Axel Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days
"Eggs really are wonderful, aren't they? They're just so...yellow!" -Usagi-san Junjou Romantica episode 2
"I see. You have no intention of giving fan-service." -Lelouch (Zero) Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion Volume 1
"Yaoi. A girl's best friend." -Anonymous
"All the Purdy Porn, Purdy Perverts and Purdy Girls...Love Ya'!!" -Ashely Purdy Black Veil Brides
"To the haters buy some Nikes and take a hike!" -CC Black Veil Brides
"I'll shove my Eevee so far up your Jiggleypuff, not even Dialga can get it out." -Either Spartan or Muffin "
Zayn: *pretends to scratch Louis*
Louis: *leans away from Zayn* Awaken!
Chris: *insanely creepy happy face*
Me: Ah, dude, you're freakin' me out! *puts piece of paper with horrible drawing of a parachute in front of Chris's face*
Chris: *attempts and fails to eat the paper*
Me: Chris, What. Are. You. DOING?!
Chris: This. *bites my finger*
Me: OW! Goddamn it!
Chris: *gets paper in his mouth and starts chewing it as he walks away*
FG: That was hysterical!
FG & Me: *burst out laughing as Chris goes up to Ryan eating the paper*
Chris: *drops the paper from his mouth onto my desk*
Me: Aw, Chris! EW! *picks up corner of paper that Chris hasn't eaten* Come get this! Its your's!
Chris: Ugh, fine... *bites my finger again and take the paper in his mouth*
Me: Ouch! You bastard, that was my finger!
Chris: *chews the paper and flips me off*
Me: I love you too!
"BB123's Bro: Back to the Lake!
Me: *playing KH: 358/2 Days* You can't make me!
BB123's Bro: Wanna bet?
Me: Yes, actually, I do.
BB123's Bro: *picks me up out of my chair* Alright.
Me: No. NO! Put me back! Hey!
BB123's Bro: *throws me into lake* I win." -camping with BB123
Guy: Hey, Ginger!
Me: *Keeps ice skating completely paranoid*
Guy: HEY! Chick in the stripes!
Guy: Yeah, Ginger. Alright, so-
Me: Ginger?! *Looks at chocolate brown hair*
Guy: Yeah, your hair reminds me of gingerbread so I'm gonna call you Ginger for short!
Me: Uh, alright... So what?
Guy: Why do you look you're about to start shitting gumdrops?
Me: *Thinks* WTF DUDE?! What are you smoking?!
Me: Oh my God! Mom!
Me: We have a tragedy!
Me: There is hole in the left elbow of my sweatshirt!
Mom: *mutes tv* You're new one?!
Me: No, the black one I got last year.
Mom: Oh, okay.
Mom: Yeah, okay. *turns back on volume*
Andy Biersack(Six): *shoves interview questions down his pants and pulls them back out*
Bryan Stars(zzzz): Do you know how many girls would kill to be in this position?
Matt Good: What? Standing up? How many girls would kill to be standing up?
-Setting: Pitch black, raining, in the light of a streetlight- *Jared runs, then I follow behind him, Katie runs out with an umbrella screaming, and Cassie stalks after us*
Bekah: Okay! Scene!
Jared, Katie, Cassie, and Me: *run back* Yeah! That was awesome!
Katie: Man, Pyric, that was the perfect scream! How did you do it at such perfect timing?
Me: I wasn't expecting to run into a puddle and have the water splash back up at me. "
Copy And Paste!!!
Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while… eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. If you had this in childhood and loved it, copy and paste this into your profile!!!!
My MATH book says that NEGATIVE ZERO is a number. Copy and Paste if your's has too.
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My Sound Track for my life. You can do this too! Put an iPod, or anything that has music, on shuffle and see which songs are selected for your soundtrack!
Opening Credits: Music Again- Adam Lambert (Does that even make sense? XD)
Waking Up: Anywhere but Here- Sick Puppies (Strangely fitting. Who wants to go to school on the first day when your waking up?)
First Day Of School: Saviour- Black Veil Brides. (LMFAO My favorite song ever)
Falling In Love: Tomorrow- Avril Lavigne
Fighting: Stop Reading, Start Doing Pushups- D.R.U.G.S. (O.O" Has totally happened. Creepy...)
Breaking Up: Phase- Breaking Benjamin
Driving: Everything Back but You- Avril Lavigne
Flashback: Strut- Adam Lambert (XDDD That must one awesome flashback)
Mental Breakdown: Follow- Breaking Benjamin
Getting Back Together: Alice- Avril Lavigne
Prom Night: Zombie Dance- Escape the Fate (XD LMFAO perfect song!)
Wedding: Monster- Skillet (Nice)
Birth Of Child: Never Too Late- Three Days Grace
Final Battle: Deliverence- Sick Puppies
Death Scene: You Fight Me- Breaking Benjamin (Did I die during the Final Battle?! O.O)
Funeral: Drown- Three Days Grace (That's a nice thing to play at my funeral! XD)
End Credits: Broken- Seether and Amy Lee
You say Taylor Swift, I say Breaking Benjamin
You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence
You say T-Pain, I say Three Days Grace
You say Eminem, I say Skillet
You say Justin Bieber, I say you have 5 days to hide I will find you and kill you
You say Flowers, I say Puddle of Mudd
92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this to your profile.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!!
Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), nats10art (USA), DarkAkastukiNeko (USA-AL.), The Waterbender (USA), Joe333(Serbia), Gr4Yr4iN (Australia), HawkRider (England), VampyricDemonHobo (USA),
25 Things I Learnt From My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person. (If you are attracted to people of the same gender, switch this with question 6)
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend. (If you are attracted to people of the same gender, switch this with question 1)
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?
Zexion and L... Nope and I really don't plan to.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Riku is the hottest guy in the world!!! I love him, and he's mine.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Suzaku got Itachi pregnant... I'd be scared. VERY scared.
Can you recall any fics about Nine?
If I couldn't recall a fanfic about Naruto I'd be worried. I mean, he's the main freakin character!!!
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Axel and Zexion... Yeah I can see it.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Roxas and Sasuke. Roxas would shred Naruto. It's a fact.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Deidara being the whore he is would probably make it a three-some.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Demyx and Sasuke... 'Demyx was a Nobody, friends with all of the Nobodies. Sasuke was a somebody, hated them all, but was still a somebody. What happens when the two meet? Will war break out between the groups or will something a little deeper than friendship bloom?
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I don't think so.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
'I'm Here Without You'
Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
I don't know...
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
YES!!! WE LOVE L!!!
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
I'm in the middle of writing an AkuRikuRoku., does that count?
If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
'Knives and Pens' by Black Veil Brides.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Cursing, Alcohol, and Character Death.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "
(So Sora and Deidara were in a happy relationship before Naruto ran away with Riku, then Sora had a one-night stand with L and an unhappy affair with Suzaku, and then Sora goes to Roxas for advice before finding true love with Demyx?! Why can I NOT see this happening?!)
What title would you give this fic?
"Sora's F*cked Up Love Story"
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I would be th happiest little VampyricDemonHobo the world will ever see.
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bed room for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
You know when you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Sabaku no Koneko, YuTa-chan, Cute Peppermint, VampyricDemonHobo,
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get). Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. NinjaJynx, VampyricDemonHobo,
If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile
If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.
If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
If your friends are as weird and maybe(if possible) weirder then you then copy this onto your profile.
Things to do at wallmart
1.Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"
16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"
17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
Or have all ready done any of these things
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
Today you called me ugly.
Today you said good-morning.
Today you asked, "How dare you?"
Today I sat in my bedroom.
Nobody ever wanted me
Today my sadness left me.
Today I'm sleeping peacefully.
Today I watched the Earth.
I know that you don't miss me.
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.
THEY HURT HER
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.
AGAINST SKOOL VIOLENCE
Every day, mental abuse claims the lives of teens everywhere. This kind of abuse is the cause of most suicides in teenagers. Mental abuse usually comes from those who you love the most: mothers; fathers; boyfriends; girlfriends. To be abused mentally is to be constantly instulted or critiqued by an individual, and has an enormous effect on one's self-esteem. It is usually caused by one's parents or lover telling the victim harmful stuff, like that they are very un-attractive, or that they are stupid and such. Even though this is one of the deadliest types of abuse, it is rarely emphasised on. Help spread the word and put a stop to this cruel abuse. Copy and paste this on your profile if you are against mental abuse.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I must be a rich snobby bitch.
l go to a PUBLIC SCHOOL, so I must be going no-where.
So pretty much, stereotypes suck. T_T Copy and past this on your profile if you agree.
1. Your favorite KH guy?
RIKU!! I love him!! And he can kick ASS!!
2. You're favorite KH girl?
Probably Larxene. She has epic kunai and kicks who's butt is in her way.
3. You're least favorite KH guy?
It's a tie between Ansem and Mansex
4. You're least favorite KH girl?
Xion. She's not helpful to the story at all. And she pisses me off.
5. Favorite World? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Halloween Town. I ADORE the song.
6. Least Favorite World?
Beast's Castle in 358/2 Days... That boss was pure evil.
7. Favorite Weapon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
I LOVE the Oblivion, its so awesome!!!!
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
Kairi's keyblade. It's just way too...weird...
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
10. Fav. Form? (aka Sora's Forms)
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
Axel and Roxas!!!
12. Least Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Xemnas and Saix. Saix pisses me off and I just don't like Xemnas.
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Vexen and Luxord.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Heard Of?
Sora and Roxas. I mean aren't they the same person...?
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
When everyone can use their limit break as their first attack in a fight except you.
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Riku, because he kicks ass!!
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/ Saix theroy?
Yes. Saix is too much of a suck up to Xemnas.
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
19. Do you believe that Marluxia's gay?
Yes. Way too much pink!!! (but then again I can put him and Larxene together in my mind easily...)
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
YES and no. She doesn't do anything helpful but I like her anyways it kind of gave the first one a plot, didn't she?
SECTION THREE: Answer yourself
21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminie or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Neither. I'd root for Axel!!! XD
22. What's your theroy on KH: Birth By Sleep?
I don't have one. Sorry.
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
I have no idea!!!
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
RIKU!!! Omg I fangirl over him so bad my mom yells at me for it.
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Probably Roxas... We have the same attitude (aka you mess with me or one of my friends, I'll beat you into next week.)
26. What's the most embrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
I've got a habit of talking like Sora does and ALL of my friends nag me about it.
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not who would you cosplay as?
I've never cosplayed, but I am going to be either Marluxia and/or Riku.
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
When Riku asked "how am I supposed to face them" and Sora goes "like this" and makes this rediculous face. I die laughing every time I see that!!!
29. The Hardest Enemy/ Boss was...?
(From 358/2 Days) Xion's different forms.
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
ORGANIZATION XIII!!! (I haven't played, I've only read the manga...)
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable
31. Hayner or Pence?
Hayner, I love his attitude.
32. Zexion and Marluxia?
Zexion, because he is so much cooler and he does have pink hair.
33. Riku or Roxas?
RIKU!!! All the way!!!
34. Roxas or Sora?
ROXAS!!! Sorry Sora, I love you too
35. Axel or Demyx?
Axel. Fire is better than water.
36. Kairi or Larxene?
Larxene. She. Is. BEAST!!!!
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
I can't choose I love them both, but I have to say AkuRoku.
38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namixas, I guess..
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
40. Sokai or SoRiku?
SoRiku. I like SoKai but SoRiku is SO much better in my eyes
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea Salt Ice Cream. What can I say, I like ice cream better than fruit! XD
42. Cloud or Leon?
43. CloTi or Clerith?
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
With Seikon no Qwaser. I would die for that.
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Roxas and Ventus.
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely not wait for?
Kingdom Hearts 3D
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
Kingdom Hearts II is better by far.
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world?
RIKU and AXEL of course!!!
Favorite Bands (Favorites Favorites are bold):
Dream Theater, MBLAQ, Metallica, Red, Seether, Black Veil Brides *dies, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for my Valentine, Escape the Fate, Falling in Reverse, Three Days Grace, One Direction, Big Time Rush, Sick Puppies, Sixx AM, Evanescence, Avril Lavigne, Fall Out Boy, 3OH!3, Linkin Park, Ke$ha, Shinedown, Santana, Utau Hoshina, Hatsune Miku, We Are the In Crowd, We the Kings, Sleeping with Sirens, Utada Hikari, Motley Crue, D.R.U.G.S., Nirvana, and Liquid Tension Experiment.
Eminem, any other rapper, Justin Bieber, Shontelle.
Asking Alexandria, Bring Me the Horizon, and Eyes Set to Kill. I like screamo, but Asking Alexandria takes it to a new level along with Bring Me to the Horizon that I'm not an absolute fan of, but I listen to them on occasion.
Favorite Pairings (Favorite Favorites are bold)
SasuNaru, ItaDei, ItaSasu, ItaNaru, HinataNaruto, SasuSaku, KibaHinata, NaruSaku, SasoDei, HidanKakuzu, PeinKonan, ShikamaruTemari, and KakashiIruka.
SoRiku, AkuRoku, AkuRiku, ZexionMarluxia, KairiYuffie, VexenMarluxia, SeiferHayner, MarluxiaSaix, SoraRoxas, Zemyx, CloudLeon, SoKai, RoxasNaminè, RoxasXion, RikuXion, RikuKairi, RikuNaminè, RikuKairi, and AkuDemy.
Final Fantasy VII:
CloudZack, CloudVincent, CloudKadaj, ZackSeph, CloudSeph, CloudTifa, CloudAerith, ZackAerith, and ZackTifa.
Final Fantasy VIII:
Final Fantasy XIII:
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!:
HibariTsuna, and GokuderaYamamoto.
Amuto, IkutoKukai, RimaAmu, AmuUtau, NagiRima, KukaiUtau, YayaKairi, and YayaKukai.
EdEnvy, EdRoy, EdWinry, and AlWinry.
Kuroshitsugi (Black Butler):
CielSebby, SebbyGrell, SebbyClaude, and CielAlois.
BBxL, and LightL.
Yullen, Lucky, and LaviLenalee.
SiriusRemus, Drarry and SeverusJames.
Kames and Cargan.
Larry Stylinson, HarryxOC, and Niam.
Left 4 Dead:
SmokerHunter, ZoeyWitch,and HunterZoey.
(There's more but its to early for my brain to work correctly XD)