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Joined 02-27-11, id: 2768944, Profile Updated: 08-15-12
Author has written 9 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, and Left 4 Dead.

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Dream-Demond

glasstree-alchemist

Life is like a game. It's either you win or you lose.

Don't click here!

Hey there peoplez of the world, I'm VampireDemonHobo, or Pyric for short. My name comes from a weird joke at school and we have recently now changed it to VampyricDemonKittyAssasinHoboWithEpicNinjaSkillz (I think...? But I'm not positive. It's been to long...) I have a VERY colorful use of language!!!

Updates maybe slower because...

a.) I'm back at school. Whoop-dee-do.

b.) I have after school activities I participate in, such as chorus, student council, and drama.

c.) I have a ton of homework. SUMMER SCHOOL!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!

d.) I get to write song lyrics, courtesy of school (WEEE I getz to sing!!!). They're dark and creepy, and they scare people!!! XD

e.) My friends take up a lot of my spare time.

g.) I am having major writer's block.

h.) My laptop, with everything on it, isn't being nice!!! Q_Q Its having battery problems and is barely charging...

i.) I got a boyfriend, who would have thought? Not me...

j.)I think if I continue typing it may go past 'z'.

I absolutely ADORE Shelke form Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus. I love her so much! And Andy Biersack and Ashley Purdy! I LOVE Black Veil Brides and you should absolutely possitively look them up because they are an awesome rock band and their song 'Saviour' is an amazing song and the lyrics are something I can't find words for. Oh, any band suggestions, PM me!!!

I love sneakers (my love), anime, manga, demons, cosplay, spell check, math (I know I'm evil), science, spell check, yaoi, video games, wolves, spell check, dogs, cats, Call of Duty, Halo (the first one!!!! I cannot stand the rest except ODST), Kingdom Hearts, spell check, Final Fantasy, my DS (that thing is a trooper!!! I have had it for almost six years and it still works terrifically even though its been out in the rain and dropped on pavement several times!!!!), Guitar Hero, vampires (not Twilight though. I like the girls, but really, MEN SHOULD NOT GLITTER!!!!!), and did I mention SPELL CHECK!!!!! I love music, writing, my friends, and reading.

Things that piss me off are homophobes. Forwards. Are. Bullshit. Also, when people set up a fan fic and they set the pairing as the one you're looking for let's say SasuNaru for argument's sake and the actual pairing is Sasuke and an OC and Naruto and an OC. That really pisses me off because that is not what I am looking for!!! If I search SasuNaru I am looking for SasuNaru. Thank you for reading and putting up with my raving. Anyways, I don't like when manga authors drag out a series like Pokèmon and after 14 seasons they have completely destroyed the show!!! That makes me so sad... ='( Also, when authors leave a story on a cliff hanger and decides to never update that story again. I promise I will try my hardest to never do that!!!

Things that scare me are spiders, snakes, my neighbors, and really loud noises that come from angry people (yelling, screaming, angry noises, ect...)

Also, if you have a problem with my stories, and I do not mean if I have spelling or grammar errors, but the plot of the story itself, keep it to yourself. Do not come and tell me its sucks, or to take it down, because that will only get me pissed. If you don't like yaoi, you should back away from my stories right now. I really don't give a shit if you like yaoi or not, but if you read my stories just to bash on them, you can go screw yourself. The golden rules apply everywhere you are: Treat people the way you want to be treated and if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. I can say from experience from reading, I if I do not like a story, I probably will not recomend it to others but I will not ever leave a review saying that it sucks or other horrible shit to make an other author feel like crap. So please, keep horrible, nasty, mean things to yourself. Thank you!


Stories:

..:PUBLISHED:..

*Light Within the Darkness: Status: Complete

*Keep Holding On: Status: Complete

*The Fire and the Light: Status: Complete

*Detective Plus Kira Equals This: Status: Complete

*Pain: Status: Complete

*Beginning of the End: Status: Complete

*A Roxirella Story: Status: Complete

*On My Own: Status: Complete

*Monster: Status: In-Progess


Favorite Quotes!

"Alfred, can you give me MORE snippy advice on how to assemble this Ikea chair? I'm afraid it’s about to break. AGAINST YOUR FACE." - @God_Damn_Batman

"I think you have to take me for me; I am who I am." -Harry Styles One Direction (I bet you already know who he is, but just in case...)

"I HAVE IT WITH THESE STUPID FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!" -Max Green Escape the Fate '10 Miles Wide' (My favorite quote EVER!!!)

"HATERS MAKE ME FAMOUS!" -Jayy von Monroe or Dahvie Vanity Blood on the Dance Floor

"I'm not a babysitter, you know, I'm a singer!" -Adam Lambert

"Who else will I have ice-cream with?!" -Roxas Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days

"Hello, Thurman! It's your first day of school!" -Ronnie Radke Escape the Fate 'Situation' (he's in Falling in Reverse now..)

"Talk about blank with a capital 'B'. Man, oh, man not even the dusks are gonna be able to crack this one." -Axel Kingdom Hearts II

"Why do I always get stuck with all of the icky jobs?" -Axel Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days

"Eggs really are wonderful, aren't they? They're just so...yellow!" -Usagi-san Junjou Romantica episode 2

"I see. You have no intention of giving fan-service." -Lelouch (Zero) Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion Volume 1

"Yaoi. A girl's best friend." -Anonymous

"All the Purdy Porn, Purdy Perverts and Purdy Girls...Love Ya'!!" -Ashely Purdy Black Veil Brides

"To the haters buy some Nikes and take a hike!" -CC Black Veil Brides

"I'll shove my Eevee so far up your Jiggleypuff, not even Dialga can get it out." -Either Spartan or Muffin "


Favorite Conversations!


Harry: Fly! *flies/falls off of box*

Zayn: *pretends to scratch Louis*

Louis: *leans away from Zayn* Awaken!

XoXoX

Chris: *insanely creepy happy face*

Me: Ah, dude, you're freakin' me out! *puts piece of paper with horrible drawing of a parachute in front of Chris's face*

Chris: *attempts and fails to eat the paper*

Me: Chris, What. Are. You. DOING?!

Chris: This. *bites my finger*

Me: OW! Goddamn it!

Chris: *gets paper in his mouth and starts chewing it as he walks away*

FG: That was hysterical!

FG & Me: *burst out laughing as Chris goes up to Ryan eating the paper*

Chris: *drops the paper from his mouth onto my desk*

Me: Aw, Chris! EW! *picks up corner of paper that Chris hasn't eaten* Come get this! Its your's!

Chris: Ugh, fine... *bites my finger again and take the paper in his mouth*

Me: Ouch! You bastard, that was my finger!

Chris: *chews the paper and flips me off*

Me: I love you too!

XoXoX

"BB123's Bro: Back to the Lake!

Me: *playing KH: 358/2 Days* You can't make me!

BB123's Bro: Wanna bet?

Me: Yes, actually, I do.

BB123's Bro: *picks me up out of my chair* Alright.

Me: No. NO! Put me back! Hey!

BB123's Bro: *throws me into lake* I win." -camping with BB123

XoXoX

Guy: Hey, Ginger!

Me: *Keeps ice skating completely paranoid*

Guy: HEY! Chick in the stripes!

Me: Yeah?

Guy: Yeah, Ginger. Alright, so-

Me: Ginger?! *Looks at chocolate brown hair*

Guy: Yeah, your hair reminds me of gingerbread so I'm gonna call you Ginger for short!

Me: Uh, alright... So what?

Guy: Why do you look you're about to start shitting gumdrops?

Me: *Thinks* WTF DUDE?! What are you smoking?!

XoXoX

Me: Oh my God! Mom!

Mom: Yeah?

Me: We have a tragedy!

Mom: Yes?

Me: There is hole in the left elbow of my sweatshirt!

Mom: *mutes tv* You're new one?!

Me: No, the black one I got last year.

Mom: Oh, okay.

Me: OKAY?!

Mom: Yeah, okay. *turns back on volume*

XoXoX

Andy Biersack(Six): *shoves interview questions down his pants and pulls them back out*

Bryan Stars(zzzz): Do you know how many girls would kill to be in this position?

Matt Good: What? Standing up? How many girls would kill to be standing up?

XoXoX

-Setting: Pitch black, raining, in the light of a streetlight- *Jared runs, then I follow behind him, Katie runs out with an umbrella screaming, and Cassie stalks after us*

Me: *shrieks*

Bekah: Okay! Scene!

Jared, Katie, Cassie, and Me: *run back* Yeah! That was awesome!

Katie: Man, Pyric, that was the perfect scream! How did you do it at such perfect timing?

Me: I wasn't expecting to run into a puddle and have the water splash back up at me. "


Copy And Paste!!!

Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while… eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. If you had this in childhood and loved it, copy and paste this into your profile!!!!

My MATH book says that NEGATIVE ZERO is a number. Copy and Paste if your's has too.

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SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC!

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My Sound Track for my life. You can do this too! Put an iPod, or anything that has music, on shuffle and see which songs are selected for your soundtrack!

Opening Credits: Music Again- Adam Lambert (Does that even make sense? XD)

Waking Up: Anywhere but Here- Sick Puppies (Strangely fitting. Who wants to go to school on the first day when your waking up?)

First Day Of School: Saviour- Black Veil Brides. (LMFAO My favorite song ever)

Falling In Love: Tomorrow- Avril Lavigne

Fighting: Stop Reading, Start Doing Pushups- D.R.U.G.S. (O.O" Has totally happened. Creepy...)

Breaking Up: Phase- Breaking Benjamin

Driving: Everything Back but You- Avril Lavigne

Flashback: Strut- Adam Lambert (XDDD That must one awesome flashback)

Mental Breakdown: Follow- Breaking Benjamin

Getting Back Together: Alice- Avril Lavigne

Prom Night: Zombie Dance- Escape the Fate (XD LMFAO perfect song!)

Wedding: Monster- Skillet (Nice)

Birth Of Child: Never Too Late- Three Days Grace

Final Battle: Deliverence- Sick Puppies

Death Scene: You Fight Me- Breaking Benjamin (Did I die during the Final Battle?! O.O)

Funeral: Drown- Three Days Grace (That's a nice thing to play at my funeral! XD)

End Credits: Broken- Seether and Amy Lee

You say Taylor Swift, I say Breaking Benjamin

You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence

You say T-Pain, I say Three Days Grace

You say Eminem, I say Skillet

You say Justin Bieber, I say you have 5 days to hide I will find you and kill you

You say Flowers, I say Puddle of Mudd

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this to your profile.

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FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!!

Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), nats10art (USA), DarkAkastukiNeko (USA-AL.), The Waterbender (USA), Joe333(Serbia), Gr4Yr4iN (Australia), HawkRider (England), VampyricDemonHobo (USA),

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25 Things I Learnt From My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

XXX

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

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Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. (If you are attracted to people of the same gender, switch this with question 6)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. (If you are attracted to people of the same gender, switch this with question 1)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

XXX

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Sora

2. Axel

3. Demyx

4. Riku

5. Roxas

6. Zexion

7. Deidara

8. Itachi

9. Naruto

10. Sasuke

11. L

12. Suzaku

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

Zexion and L... Nope and I really don't plan to.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Riku is the hottest guy in the world!!! I love him, and he's mine.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Suzaku got Itachi pregnant... I'd be scared. VERY scared.

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

If I couldn't recall a fanfic about Naruto I'd be worried. I mean, he's the main freakin character!!!

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Axel and Zexion... Yeah I can see it.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Roxas and Sasuke. Roxas would shred Naruto. It's a fact.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Deidara being the whore he is would probably make it a three-some.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Demyx and Sasuke... 'Demyx was a Nobody, friends with all of the Nobodies. Sasuke was a somebody, hated them all, but was still a somebody. What happens when the two meet? Will war break out between the groups or will something a little deeper than friendship bloom?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I don't think so.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

'I'm Here Without You'

Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

I don't know...

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

YES!!! WE LOVE L!!!

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I'm in the middle of writing an AkuRikuRoku., does that count?

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

'Knives and Pens' by Black Veil Brides.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Cursing, Alcohol, and Character Death.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday.

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

(So Sora and Deidara were in a happy relationship before Naruto ran away with Riku, then Sora had a one-night stand with L and an unhappy affair with Suzaku, and then Sora goes to Roxas for advice before finding true love with Demyx?! Why can I NOT see this happening?!)

What title would you give this fic?

"Sora's F*cked Up Love Story"

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I would be th happiest little VampyricDemonHobo the world will ever see.

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bed room for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Sabaku no Koneko, YuTa-chan, Cute Peppermint, VampyricDemonHobo,

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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get). Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. NinjaJynx, VampyricDemonHobo,

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If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If your friends are as weird and maybe(if possible) weirder then you then copy this onto your profile.

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Things to do at wallmart

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you laughed...

Or are planning to do any of these things

Or have all ready done any of these things

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

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The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!

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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

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Today you called me ugly.
Today you called me lame.
Today you said I'm evil.
Today you shunned my name.

Today you said good-morning.
Then said I looked like a beast.
You meant it in a harmful way.
Then said you loved me least.

Today you asked, "How dare you?"
Then shoved it down my throat--
How monsterous you think I am.
Why am I such a dope?

Today I sat in my bedroom.
Alone and oh so scared.
I wondered: If I died,
Would anybody care?

Nobody ever wanted me
This I surely know.
They all think I'm ugly.
Because you told me so.

Today my sadness left me.
Today I realized.
Today I found my home.
Today I escaped your lies.

Today I'm sleeping peacefully.
I'm wrapped in Jesus's arms.
Today I wore a smile.
I'm away from all your harm.

Today I watched the Earth.
As you spent the whole day lying.
Telling them you missed me so.
While you falsely started crying.

I know that you don't miss me.
You wanted me to die.
Mother, Father, my dear lover--
This is my good-bye.

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About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

AGAINST SKOOL VIOLENCE

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Every day, mental abuse claims the lives of teens everywhere. This kind of abuse is the cause of most suicides in teenagers. Mental abuse usually comes from those who you love the most: mothers; fathers; boyfriends; girlfriends. To be abused mentally is to be constantly instulted or critiqued by an individual, and has an enormous effect on one's self-esteem. It is usually caused by one's parents or lover telling the victim harmful stuff, like that they are very un-attractive, or that they are stupid and such. Even though this is one of the deadliest types of abuse, it is rarely emphasised on. Help spread the word and put a stop to this cruel abuse. Copy and paste this on your profile if you are against mental abuse.

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. It's part of my uniform.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. Jeez, not all Muslims are terrorists, people, give it a rest.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! XD
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (i try my hardest not to but it slips out xD)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I must be a rich snobby bitch.

l go to a PUBLIC SCHOOL, so I must be going no-where.

So pretty much, stereotypes suck. T_T Copy and past this on your profile if you agree.

XXX


1. Your favorite KH guy?

RIKU!! I love him!! And he can kick ASS!!

2. You're favorite KH girl?

Probably Larxene. She has epic kunai and kicks who's butt is in her way.

3. You're least favorite KH guy?

It's a tie between Ansem and Mansex

4. You're least favorite KH girl?

Xion. She's not helpful to the story at all. And she pisses me off.

5. Favorite World? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Halloween Town. I ADORE the song.

6. Least Favorite World?

Beast's Castle in 358/2 Days... That boss was pure evil.

7. Favorite Weapon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

I LOVE the Oblivion, its so awesome!!!!

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Kairi's keyblade. It's just way too...weird...

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Simba!!!

10. Fav. Form? (aka Sora's Forms)

Final Form.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Axel and Roxas!!!

12. Least Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Xemnas and Saix. Saix pisses me off and I just don't like Xemnas.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Vexen and Luxord.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Heard Of?

Sora and Roxas. I mean aren't they the same person...?

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

When everyone can use their limit break as their first attack in a fight except you.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku, because he kicks ass!!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/ Saix theroy?

Yes. Saix is too much of a suck up to Xemnas.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Not really...no...

19. Do you believe that Marluxia's gay?

Yes. Way too much pink!!! (but then again I can put him and Larxene together in my mind easily...)

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

YES and no. She doesn't do anything helpful but I like her anyways it kind of gave the first one a plot, didn't she?

SECTION THREE: Answer yourself

21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminie or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Neither. I'd root for Axel!!! XD

22. What's your theroy on KH: Birth By Sleep?

I don't have one. Sorry.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

I have no idea!!!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

RIKU!!! Omg I fangirl over him so bad my mom yells at me for it.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Probably Roxas... We have the same attitude (aka you mess with me or one of my friends, I'll beat you into next week.)

26. What's the most embrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I've got a habit of talking like Sora does and ALL of my friends nag me about it.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not who would you cosplay as?

I've never cosplayed, but I am going to be either Marluxia and/or Riku.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Riku asked "how am I supposed to face them" and Sora goes "like this" and makes this rediculous face. I die laughing every time I see that!!!

29. The Hardest Enemy/ Boss was...?

(From 358/2 Days) Xion's different forms.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

ORGANIZATION XIII!!! (I haven't played, I've only read the manga...)

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner, I love his attitude.

32. Zexion and Marluxia?

Zexion, because he is so much cooler and he does have pink hair.

33. Riku or Roxas?

RIKU!!! All the way!!!

34. Roxas or Sora?

ROXAS!!! Sorry Sora, I love you too

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel. Fire is better than water.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene. She. Is. BEAST!!!!

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

I can't choose I love them both, but I have to say AkuRoku.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas, I guess..

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku

40. Sokai or SoRiku?

SoRiku. I like SoKai but SoRiku is SO much better in my eyes

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream. What can I say, I like ice cream better than fruit! XD

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi or Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)

1). RIKU!!

2). Roxas

3). Axel

4). Sora

5). Zack

6). Cloud

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

With Seikon no Qwaser. I would die for that.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Roxas and Ventus.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely not wait for?

Kingdom Hearts 3D

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

Kingdom Hearts II is better by far.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world?

RIKU and AXEL of course!!!


Favorite Bands (Favorites Favorites are bold):

Dream Theater, MBLAQ, Metallica, Red, Seether, Black Veil Brides *dies, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for my Valentine, Escape the Fate, Falling in Reverse, Three Days Grace, One Direction, Big Time Rush, Sick Puppies, Sixx AM, Evanescence, Avril Lavigne, Fall Out Boy, 3OH!3, Linkin Park, Ke$ha, Shinedown, Santana, Utau Hoshina, Hatsune Miku, We Are the In Crowd, We the Kings, Sleeping with Sirens, Utada Hikari, Motley Crue, D.R.U.G.S., Nirvana, and Liquid Tension Experiment.

Dislikes:

Eminem, any other rapper, Justin Bieber, Shontelle.

Alright:

Asking Alexandria, Bring Me the Horizon, and Eyes Set to Kill. I like screamo, but Asking Alexandria takes it to a new level along with Bring Me to the Horizon that I'm not an absolute fan of, but I listen to them on occasion.


Favorite Pairings (Favorite Favorites are bold)

Naruto:

SasuNaru, ItaDei, ItaSasu, ItaNaru, HinataNaruto, SasuSaku, KibaHinata, NaruSaku, SasoDei, HidanKakuzu, PeinKonan, ShikamaruTemari, and KakashiIruka.

Kingdom Hearts:

SoRiku, AkuRoku, AkuRiku, ZexionMarluxia, KairiYuffie, VexenMarluxia, SeiferHayner, MarluxiaSaix, SoraRoxas, Zemyx, CloudLeon, SoKai, RoxasNaminè, RoxasXion, RikuXion, RikuKairi, RikuNaminè, RikuKairi, and AkuDemy.

Final Fantasy VII:

CloudZack, CloudVincent, CloudKadaj, ZackSeph, CloudSeph, CloudTifa, CloudAerith, ZackAerith, and ZackTifa.

Final Fantasy VIII:

SeiferSquall.

Final Fantasy XIII:

SnowHope.

Katekyo Hitman Reborn!:

HibariTsuna, and GokuderaYamamoto.

Shugo Chara!:

Amuto, IkutoKukai, RimaAmu, AmuUtau, NagiRima, KukaiUtau, YayaKairi, and YayaKukai.

Fullmetal Alchemist:

EdEnvy, EdRoy, EdWinry, and AlWinry.

Code Geass:

LuluSuza.

Kuroshitsugi (Black Butler):

CielSebby, SebbyGrell, SebbyClaude, and CielAlois.

Death Note:

BBxL, and LightL.

D.Gray Man:

Yullen, Lucky, and LaviLenalee.

Harry Potter:

SiriusRemus, Drarry and SeverusJames.


Big Time Rush:

Kames and Cargan.

One Direction:

Larry Stylinson, HarryxOC, and Niam.

Left 4 Dead:

SmokerHunter, ZoeyWitch,and HunterZoey.

(There's more but its to early for my brain to work correctly XD)

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A Monster By Any Other Name by Lavinia Lavender reviews
The same old Sam/Dean love story, with a darkfic twist. Sam grows up in a concentration camp for monsters, and Dean is raised as an only child and a hunter. Together, they make each other human. / Written in collaboration with brosedshield on LJ; much thanks to whereupon, our beta.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 49 - Words: 479,022 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
Life As We Know It by Stryder2008 reviews
Dean Winchester, is a detective with LAPD homicide. His newest assignment, protect the asst. district attorney, one Sam Wesson after the murder of his fiancé. It would be easier if he he wasn't attracted to the man on a level wasn't exactly professional. An attempt on Sam's life puts both men in more danger than they'd ever expect. Complete AU. M/M pairing hurt!Sam hurt!Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,079 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Dean W., Sam W.
Noticed by You by NewDawn13 reviews
Hikaru and Haruhi are dating. Hikaru is ignoring Kaoru and Kaoru is feeling depressed. He needs his brother back! Ecspecially with the feelings he has; the ones he always had but never noticed until now. Everyone notices Kaoru getting sick except the one person Kaoru wants to. Summary sucks, better than sounds! HikaKao twincest! Better summary inside!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,085 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
In Fair Verona by The Brat Prince reviews
"What are we doing?" Kendall asks, taking a shaky breath. His hands hover over James's abdomen, and James arches forward until they are touching, until Kendall's fingertips press into his skin. "I don't know. But don't stop." - Kendall/James, dystopia
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,425 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kendall, James - Complete
Not Worth It by bnvbnv27 reviews
Ash and James form a relationship after discovering they both love each other. Ash is suicidal and hiding a lot of secrets. James helps him out. Rated M. Lemon. Read and Review PLEASE!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,198 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru, James/Kojirō
Whispered Screams by Angry Angel reviews
-SxS Yaoi-HighSchool AU- Some wounds run much deeper than others. Some can never be cured. And yet, there are people who will try to heal them all the same, no matter how hopeless the situation might seem. They try, because they care. Because they love.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 448,785 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Seifer A., Squall L.
Cursed or Blessed? by Whytofor reviews
When Clary asks for a favor from the Seelie Queen, she ends up blessing Alec with an ability...or cursing him? Malec mreg
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,072 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Claws of Love by Slashluv23 reviews
Catwoman. Regular teenager during daytime. Prowls the nights, full of hunger and lust. Nothing stands in her way to becoming the most feared villian in Gotham. Nothing until, she meets the amazing...Bruce Wayne, otherwise known as Batman himself. *takes place in high school* CATWOMAN X BATMAN
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,096 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman
Princess Wolfram? by juzzchocola reviews
Four candidates have been selected for the future queen of Shin Makoku. One has left, one is dead, one quits, so remaining only one. Would Yuuri choose the last candidate or does he have someone else in his heart? Who is it?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,269 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
The Moment I Said It by Seldenta reviews
Sam over hears something that Dean said, something he didn't mean. Something he was never supposed to know. When the results of these words unfolds, how will the boys cope? Better than summary. Slash Dean/Sam. Graphic slash, violence, swearing. Rated M for a reason.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Country Lovin by BigTimeGaga reviews
James' mother makes a business decision to move to the country and take her family with her. James, who is so accustomed to living the rich life, is finding it difficult to learn the country ways until he meets a certain blonde.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,283 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - James, Kendall
The Pink Hunter by wizardalexmix reviews
Warning this story is yaoi! This is a story of a hunter who is trying to find his friend from his human life. what will happen when the hunter remembers every thing about his friend and his feelings?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hunter, Smoker
Big Time Reminiscence by Franshes reviews
Sequel to "Big Time Decisions". After James is shot, the rest of BTR is left to recover from the loss. Will they be able to overcome the tragedy? Will Kendall get over losing his boyfriend? Most importantly, will James ever recover and will things ever be the same for our guys? You have to read to find out! Kames and Cargan!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 148,551 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Kendall, James - Complete
Bloodied Souls by LiliXLover reviews
The Dragonborn and Nordic Huntress Aela have been close allies and friends for a long time, they had travelled all corners of Skyrim together and one day express themselves to one another out in the wilderness. Unknown to them a threat looms over Tamriel and their new founded love is in jeopardy, now the two must fight to keep it intact.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,407 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Aela
The Dark Bride by Bolmung LK reviews
FF#1 Kallen falls in love with Zero, but she soon finds out that she is being forced to marry Lelouch. Torn between the two how will the truth come out that Lelouch IS Zero?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,663 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Revenge is Sweet by BlueHorizon6 reviews
A teenage Snape plots his revenge on James Potter for making his life hell. His plan: seduction and humiliation. Little does he know, James has plans of his own that will turn both of their lives upside down. SS/JP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,293 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 4/4/2008 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Beauty's a curse by AAnimeLoverr29 reviews
Kanda seemed to have it all. Looks, money, friends & a possible career as a lead guitarist for a band. But of course life wasn't easy and things were never as it seemed. Especially as he was dealing with anorexia & hallucinations secretly. Struggling from his mothers abuse & practically hated by all on top. And meeting enigma Allen Walker may just be an alternative cure for him.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,812 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
All's Unfair in Love and War by Nightshift Daybreak reviews
Fred Jones feels pressured by parents, friends, school, and supposed girlfriend. He seems to accept that he'll feel that way for life. Until he meets laid back Shaggy Rogers aka the hippy-kid . Bad Summary. Previously named "FJxSR Temporary" Warning there is a large amount of Daphne-hate in here.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,483 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Fred, Shaggy
We Kiss in a Shadow by heaven-angel-15 reviews
Yullen. Lucky. AU Fic with cat boys. Allen and Yuu met in a Rejection Center for unsellable NECOs four years ago. Now, with Tyki and his mate Lavi, these couples are about to discover what being a mate truly means. After all, mates are for life.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,303 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Tyki Mikk
Love at first sight is fake, or is it? by njpmustang reviews
Hinamori Amu has always been unlucky at love.Will this handsome stranger be able to win her over? Read more to find out!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Scandalous Behavior by LilacFlower12 reviews
Kendall is obsessed with superstar James Diamond. When Kendall and James cross paths and sparks fly what will happen to James's flourishing career when people start to find out? Includes Kames Rated M for later chapters
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,504 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Kendall, James
Blood Bound by AmbrosiaDixon reviews
Samuel Singer, unable to fight off the bullies at his new school, turns to the only person that everyone fears for help: an introverted loner named Dean. As Sam struggles to get closer to the unwilling and rebellious teen, he finds that they're connected in a way that not even he can comprehend. Struggling for the truth, Sam soon realizes that some secrets were meant to stay hidden
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,004 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
Bought And Sold by frostygossamer reviews
In a matriarchal US, two young brothers go their different ways. Years later, the lives of two strangers converge in an unexpected place. AU Sam/Dean, eventually mildly M, warnings inside. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,958 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [Dean W., Sam W.] - Complete
Beats by greysfan27 reviews
Years after winning the ICCA finals, Beca and Chloe are married and have a baby on the way. Just some fluff :)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,369 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Jace's brownies by SomeoneICouldSave reviews
Jace and Alec have a shirtless brownie making party, where no brownies are actually made. Enjoy. Written by my friend, Laura, not me. I might write the second chapter though ;)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Jace W., Alec L.
The Mess We Make by ThatKamesLover15 reviews
They where just going to a simple party where they hoped to have fun. What happens when things go wrong? One-Shot for now. Kames, Cargan. Mention of Rape, read at your own risk.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Kendall, James
A Kiss, a Mistake, and a Miracle by PucKurt4ever reviews
AU featuring Glee. Kaoru Hitachiin, a 16 year old boy/cat creature, lives in Tokyo, Japan alone. He's an outcast at his school, Ouran Academy, the school for the kids of high class families, and is bullied for being gay. One day a new student named Hikaru enters his life and turns Kaoru's life upside down in a way Hikaru never thought it could. Currently on Hiatus.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,764 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H., Kurt H., Puck
Not For The Body by ThatKamesLover15 reviews
James and Kendall have been together for six months now. James is getting a feeling Kendall is only using him for sex. Even thought the two never had sex before. How does Kendall prove that James is wrong? Rated M for a reason. Kames! Maybe Cargan. My first story so please read!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,786 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Kendall, James
We Can Rule the World by DramaJen89 reviews
When James, Carlos and Logan kidnap Prince Kendall, the last thing Kendall expects is to fall in love. But then again, who could resist James Diamond? Adventure/Romance
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,107 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Kendall, James
You Notice When I Am Sick by jigokuwaOuran reviews
Ever since college started, Hikaru decided to live with Haruhi instead of Kaoru because she is now officially his girlfriend. Kaoru didn't like the idea and protested but Hikaru only told him to stop being too dependent. Kaoru continues with his college daily life until he discovers something... unfortunate: Cognitional Insensitive to Pain Condition where he can no longer feel...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,424 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
The Drug In Me Is You by Ahoyanchorsaway reviews
Amu starts to fall for Ikuto, Utau's bad boy older brother. Ikuto is not everything Amu thinks. Will things turn out for the better, or worse.?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,924 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Defying the Logic of Things by MissTuffcy reviews
Riku and Sora have been a happy couple for 5 months and finally went all the way. Riku has been feeling sick lately. Sora is worried and finally convinces him to go to the doctor. What will they find out? -Yaoi ,Mpreg, Language, Violence- -Full Sumary Inside- AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sora, Riku
With my confession by QueenTomlinson reviews
a rebel Kendall falling for a prep like James? Jock Carlos and nerdy Logan? four boys meet in detention and become instant friend and some more than that. Kames/Cargan
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,989 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Kendall, James
The Ship of Dreams by GiveMeLove1995 reviews
Louis "Austin" and Harry "Cox" start to develop feelings for each other, but how will it affect their lives as a whole? And what could become of their band and their divided fandom? In the end does true love always prevail? I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT THE IDEAS! ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANY PERSON LIVING OR DEAD IS A COINCIDENCE! If you think this isn't allowed look at the last names on this.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,143 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012
Heat by BrittanyChayanne reviews
The twins have their first heat, and Kyouya helps them.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H., Kyōya O.
Handsome and the Hound by Jenetica reviews
When Sam Campbell, one of the famous Campbell hunters, took the witches case, he expected a easy kill-and-move-on job. He couldn't be more wrong. Dean Winchester never asked for much from life but, when a brown puppy wound its way into his heart, he found himself finally having a reason to really live.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Dean W., Sam W.
Fate Is Finding Hope by UlquiorraRoxx reviews
A game, that was all it really was to Snow Villiers. Woman after woman, the relationships were booty calls, affairs, or relatively short relationships. However, after a bad date on a slow night, Snow comes to meet a teenager who works at a local diner. Will Hope put a stop to Snow's poor love life? AU. Ongoing. SnowxHope. Snope. Yaoi.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hope, Snow
Karma by MerielTLA reviews
Karma was a funny thing, loved to teach lessons in the hardest way possible, leaving us like a dog with our tail between our legs seeing the people we harmed laugh at the crappy life we had left. AU Kames Cargan
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 96,808 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
Believe Again by KamesShipper reviews
James just needs a little love.Question is,who is willing to give him that?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - James, Kendall
Never Give In, Stop Reading, Start Doing Pushups by evilamy123 reviews
See what happens when lead singer of Black Veil Brides Andy Biersack and his best friend D.R.U.G.S. guitarist Matt Good enroll in an LA high school for one day.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
I'm in love with a stripper by acafuckmylife reviews
Beca Mitchell is one of the hottest DJs in LA, she is also not a fan of change. She's been going to the same strip club, her favorite for the past 2 years. She always orders to same drink, and watches the same girls dance. until a new stripper comes along. The most beautiful woman with waves of red hair cascading down her heart-shaped face, with the bluest eyes she has ever seen.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,480 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Can You Keep My Secret? by Sarabellum93 reviews
Riku is class President of an all boys boarding school & Axel plans to run against him for re-election. Riku hates competition, but Axel let's him in on a little secret. Warning: Twincest Sora X Roxas . Dedicated to my reviewers of A Taste of Loneliness
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,076 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Axel, Riku
The Thirteenth Hour by Rendall reviews
For one hour every night Kendall lies awake, listening to the sounds that fill his bedroom, begging for them to leave him alone. While Carlos helps Kendall out, Logan tries to stop Kendall from obsessing over what happens during that one hour. But how can he, when Kendall finds himself falling for the ghost of a boy named James who died long ago? AU/Slash
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,023 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Kendall, James - Complete
Impossible by Arashi-No-Shadow reviews
Kaoru stared at him, tears streaming down his face. "If you leave you're throwing everything away. Everything we've worked to build together. If you leave, you'll lose me." It all started with a fight, and ends in some lemony goodness in later chapters.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Bet Me Baby by Summer.Rain90 reviews
What do you get when you mix the Hitachiin twins and a one week long bet? Yaoi and chaos- Rated M for future Chapters.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Cinder's Story by Crazy Dr Giggles reviews
Based on Disney's Cinderella, but with a yaoi twist. He has blue eyes, a sweet face, and golden hair. He works hard to please his step family. They despise him. But then one day, he meets his prince charming. And they struggle together for a happy ending.
Cinderella - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,914 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
Plowed by PseudoSoapScribe reviews
"Cloud. This is... this is Denzel." Squall's courage couldn't falter. If he didn't admit it now, Cloud would never know. He might never be in his life again. "He's our son." Cloud/Squall & more; Yaoi/Mpreg; Zack, Sephiroth, and Irvine play key roles
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 139,860 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Along for the Rush by henderlover reviews
Ever since his parents' divorce, Kendall hasn't been sleeping at night, and has dreaded summers. It's now his last summer before college, and he has a chance to spend it in a beach town with his father and new step-family. In the town he meets James, a fellow insomniac, who will change Kendall and his summer forever. Based on Along for the Ride, by Sarah Dessen. Kames, AU.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,649 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Kendall, James - Complete
That Little Thing Called Love A PHANfiction by Salvatore-Whore reviews
Dan is in love but is afraid that person can never love him back. He turns to dangerouse things and takes them too far... It's a long road to recovery but with that little thing called love he can be okay Dan POV unless stated
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,282 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Complete
Broken Ice by iska-omori reviews
Ms. Knight gets her dream job in California just before Kendall's senior year of high school. Now Kendall has to leave behind his friends, his school and his title of captain of the hockey team. Once in CA he meets James, the captain of his new school's hockey team, who's sort of a jerk. Can they get along? Will they end up being friends or something more? (High school AU)
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Kendall, James
The Vampires of Oakwood Trilogy Part 2 by Miss Dark-Angel Killjoy reviews
Andy now has his Dad back and he couldn't be happier. Andy hasn't seen his mother since he left and moved in with Ashley. Can Andy ever forgive his mother, or will he never say another word to her? BVB fanfiction, Andley slash, vampire/human future vampire/vampire , future mpreg. Don't have to be a BVB fan to read, it's very AU. Don't own the BVB guys, I own OCs only. Thanks
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,827 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
I'll Catch You When You Fall by ScarredAngelHeart reviews
James has a horrible problem that's ruining his life. Kendall wants to help, but James doesn't seem to want it. Can Kendall save James from a path of self destruction? Or is James too far gone? Is he past the point of no return?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Kendall, James
Falling by 2dragonkat reviews
It was in his genes to catch people when they fell, a predisposition if you will. But Superboy found himself in the unfamiliar territory of falling. And who is supposed to catch a hero when he falls? Superboy/Robin slash
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,149 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Conner K./Superboy, Richard G./Nightwing
Whatever Happens by Breila Rose reviews
Kendall Knight is the CEO of a million dollar company that he runs with Logan and Carlos. Lost in LA and recently single, he stumbles upon James - a cocky, gorgeous prostitute. What was supposed to be a simple business deal winds up turning the boys' lives upside down.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Kendall, James - Complete
Pay For Things Unspoken by CharWright5 reviews
ABANDONED
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,840 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Kendall, James
Back to You by LawliPop reviews
We could have had it all. / AU / SuzakuxLelouch, SuzakuxEuphemia
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,389 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Be My Date by ThatKamesLover15 reviews
It's prom week and James is dateless. Kames and Cargan, fluffiness. Rated T just to be safe.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Kendall, James
Unyielding by noxMaren reviews
"I am most certainly not capable of loving someone other than myself." she said, but as I scoffed at her statement, I realized that those words are the only thing she could offer to keep us both from getting hurt. JORI
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Tori V., Jade W.
Love and War by Malcontent Ash reviews
SuperboyXRobin mostly with BatmanXSuperman and mentioned KFXArtemis. Cadmus has been destroyed for the most part, but for some reason the Justice League is still searching for information and it's up to Dick to figure out why.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,896 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Conner K./Superboy, Richard G./Nightwing
How it Happened by M.Koffe reviews
One morning Jason wakes up with Dick in his bed. Rated M for later chapters.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,217 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Jason T./Red Hood - Complete
Anywhere But Here by EvilGeniusBookWorm13 reviews
Kendall is sent to a home, also known as an insane asylum for teens, in hopes of him getting better. There he meets Carlos and the two soon become best friends. But when he sees James, will sparks fly? Kames and Cargan SLASH! Rated M for swears and smut.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,288 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
Here There Be Monsters by I Double Dare You reviews
"My father told me once that the most important thing every man should know is what he would die for." But dying for someone is not the most difficult sacrifice a person can make. What sacrifice will be asked of Remus and Sirius for Sirius' return from the veil? And will they overcome it to be together again? SBRL, Sirius lives, post OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,227 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Taboo Love by KamesShipper reviews
The greatest sin is loving someone...who is your sworn enemy.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Kendall, James
Una Rosa Blu by Tihany reviews
Odd's mom is in a coma, and he rushes back to Italy to be with his family. But his need for a friend brings Ulrich to Italy with him. UlrichxOdd Rating may or may not change. Formerly The Truth Hurts; name has been changed.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Ulrich S., Odd D.
The Vampires of Oakwood Trilogy Part 1 by Miss Dark-Angel Killjoy reviews
Andy Biersack is your average new kid, he knows nobody in the small town of Oakwood, England. He doesn't know the town's deadly secret: it's run by vampires. Only thing is, Andy's mute. Is there any vampire who can break him out of his shell? BVB fanfiction, Andley slash, vampire/human. Don't have to be a BVB fan to read, it's very AU. Don't own the BVB guys, I own OCs only Thanks
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,124 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
Call Me Maybe, Larry Stylinson by biggerthanme reviews
Harry, Liam, Niall and Zayn go on vacation in Brookside, California. Harry didn't expect anything to happen but when he meets certain Louis Tomlinson on one free-beer party, he starts to fall hard. Will he give in or give out of the attraction he feels?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,480 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012
Iron Man's alternate tales: Captain America by Chapin CSI reviews
Slash. Tony/Steve. Short stories, unrelated except where indicated. New: Moonlight. Tony invested time and money on his first date with Steve, but things go wrong after one little revelation.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony
Underneath the Surface by MandaxPanda reviews
What Riku thought was a suicide, turns out to be so much more... The Legend of the Water Guardian. YAOI don't read it if you don't like it. This will be a romance between Riku and Zexion, weird but necessary.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,045 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Riku, Zexion
Seasons by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
"You can't really help whom you fall for, Lelouch. And … I just happened to fall in love with the cousin of my deceased wife." 00. Slice of life.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 48,124 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
My Only One by Park Ninnie reviews
Alex Gaskarth; new to Baltimore, Maryland can't help but want to get close to the lanky boy with the most protective friends he's ever seen. full summary inside
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012
Snapshots by Khauzy reviews
A collection of one shots involving Robin *Tim Drake, NOT Dick* and Superboy *Conner Kent*. Each chapter can be read by itself or enjoyed together. All oneshots are set in the same Universe. Rating varies. ALTERNATE TV UNIVERSE. NOT COMIC BASED.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,988 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Timothy D./Robin III, Conner K./Superboy
A Weird Kind Of Love by TurnItUp03 reviews
M/M, SLASH, M-PREG. Seth Clearwater returns to his home of La Push to stay with his grandmother. His plans to stay are changed once he meets Jacob Black & Paul Lahote. Please no flamers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,441 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Seth, Jacob, Paul - Complete
Part I: Knight of Diamonds by xxxkia reviews
As much as James liked it to be a hooker, it bored him out from time to time. Then he played his favorite game. It's called Call-the-two-baddest-gang-leaders-in-whole-Minnesota-and-let-them-fight-over-your-pretty-ass. Kames. Cargan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/16/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
Love Like Winter by Alex is Bills Kleiner Android reviews
um... Andley
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
I saw Darry kissing santa clause by crankyXwhenXprovoked reviews
Pony gets woken up in the middle of the night and sees Darry kissing someone in a Santa suit
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Dallas W., Darry C. - Complete
Leaps and Bounds by lilacbird reviews
Gold and Silver learn that a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step, as they attempt to normalize their awkward relationship. GoldxSilver, huntershipping. R&R please!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 175,218 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
Come On Get Higher by Alex is Bills Kleiner Android reviews
A sequal to my other Andley fics... Andy has to go back to tour but Ash is stuck at home all alone
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
Usagi's Seme Lessons by The Black Flamingo101 reviews
Usagi is a seme God. Luka has promise but lack a few things. Can the pure romanticist give Luka a few tips through some "practical demonstration"? Yaoi Lemon warning. Please R&R!
Crossover - Junjō Romantica & Uragiri wa Boku no Namae o Shitteiru/裏切りは僕の名前を知っている - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011
Freaky Love by HandsOnDisformedLambs reviews
Collab: Adam's part of a Freak Show, having no friendship whatsoever except for his ghost friend, Brad. But when an elf is forced to join the circus, his world gets turned upside down...ADOMMY/LAMBLIFF/SOME BRADAM.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 56,566 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Incomplete by Jokul Frosti reviews
The Organization is defeated and Sora finally has Kairi. But why is Roxas so restless? And what's up with Riku? Will the darkness fall over the Islands again, or will Sora and Riku's hearts find a new way to overcme it?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,669 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Internal Warfare by QueenKimo reviews
Kendall's going away for a long time, leaving James devistated. Something horrific occurs and James, not knowing how to cope, finds comfort in the arms of a life long friend. KAMES & JARLOS
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,398 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - James, Kendall - Complete
The Dark Side of The Moon by ThatPersonWithTheFace reviews
AU. There are only two races that matter. The clean and the unclean. The clean are your every day people, normal, pleasant, sane. The unclean are kept behind a boarder in the woods. Our societies are separated. What happens when the two come together?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Kendall, James
After the Rain by Alex is Bills Kleiner Android reviews
The third part in my AndyxAshley short stories... it's a heart breaker... The song is After the Rain by CInema Bizarre
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Gorgeous Nightmare by Alex is Bills Kleiner Android reviews
After Ashley fic , Ashes and Andy are together... it's just a one shot about them... sequel to Ashley
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
Ashley by Alex is Bills Kleiner Android reviews
ANDY SIX AND ASHLEY PURDY! Song fiction for the song Ashley by Escape the Fate. Ashes and Andy think they are on a train wreck but no one else does...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Blue Eyes by XoPoorGirloX reviews
Mokuba died and Kaiba could do nothing to help prevent his brother's death. The brunette keeps on having weird dreams about specific times in his past with his younger brother and they start to come together. What will Kaiba do?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi
First Days by GoalieGirl30 reviews
UPDATED! the fluff begins on their first days of elementry school. ONESHOT
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Merry Christmas Mistletoe by CuddleLover96 reviews
"What? I am under a mistletoe with Hibari-san? Of course he'll not ki-" Tsuna was kissed by Hibari. 'Is this true? wel, if it's a dream don't wake me up'Tsuna thought.. I suck at sammaries Please READ AND REVIEW. Warnings inside
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2011 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Sad Magic by HandsOnDisformedLambs reviews
Mpreg. Tommy Ratliff needs tutoring, but he wasn't expecting his pretty and popular tormentor, Adam Lambert, to be in his room teaching him. But Adam gives Tommy more than just lessons for school, like maybe a kid?...ADOMMY/LAMBLIFF. WARNING: DRUGS
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,762 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Complete
The Forbidden Love of Sora and Kairi's Grandmother by ConfusedStarfish reviews
After comfronting Xemnas, Sora finds that he has something else he has to confront. Love. Please review! :
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Sora, Kairi's Grandmother - Complete
Bloodlust by KawaiiCabbage reviews
When Alucard is asked to train Zero, things don't go as planned. A one-shot for a friend. WARNING: yaoi, non-con, S M
Crossover - Hellsing & Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Alucard, Zero K. - Complete
Best I ever Had by hitachiingirl2506 reviews
Rated M for laterr chaps! Kaoru loves Hikaru but, Hikaru loves Haruhi... Or so kaoru thinks! Will they be together in the end?Who knows... While Haru&Hika are together Kao&Tono get close..Pairs TamaKao, HaruHika & Hikaru and Kaoru! Yaoi in later chapters
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,077 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Lesson for Paul by animelover2day reviews
Ash gets angry at Paul, then tries to teach him a lesson. My first story so try to be kind. No Flames please. R&R COMASHIPPING Ikarishipping & Pokeshipping One-sided
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,145 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Paul/Shinji, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Baby Books by Smoldering Flame reviews
Like father like son. Ed leaves Roy for a break in his alchemic research. To bad Roy's not happy about be coming a single mother. EdxRoy Mpreg.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,313 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
In Love I Can't Trust by ToxicalityIssue reviews
Tom Kaulitz has more than already come to realize the fact that he wants his twin brother, Bill, but when his brother finds out, how do they deal with it? What trials do the two twins go through now? Tokio Hotel twincest to the max!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,511 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Listless by InnocentGuilt reviews
Riku was violent, while Axel was dangerous. Sora and Roxas were really just trying to help, honest. The rest of them were just to caught up with themselves to care. I don't know any of the warnings yet except that there's slash. AxelxRiku, SoraxRoxas. Yum
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,359 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Axel, Riku - Complete
Create Me by Something Dysfunctional reviews
In an AU, our hero Cloud Strife is a starving artist trying to get by until someone inspires him to do more with a pair of captivating cat like eyes of green and a spirit worth holding. Update: COMPLETE!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,736 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
A new meaning to the term brotherly love by soda'slover reviews
After Darry hits Pony, Darry developes new feelings towards his youngest brother. Warning,slash/incest. If you dont like, dont read! Be kind, first fic! I fixed first chapter, please review! COMPLETE!
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,023 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Darry C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
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Monster reviews
Aaron had no idea that his vacation to the south was going to end up with his family dead and himself as a zombie. He meets new friends of other special infected and learn how he'll survive in this new life. Eventual slash: SmokerxHunter.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Hunter, Smoker
Light Within the Darkness reviews
Riku, a half angel half demon, is sent to earth when he is not wanted in Heaven nor Hell. His demon father kicked him out and his angel mother died. He is forced to leave his friends behind. What happens when he and Sora meet again? YAOI Lemon
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,221 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Benning of the End reviews
My creepy poetry plus my thoughts on Claude's demise A little OOCnes though, maybe. Yaoi is implied, but no action. Sorry!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sebastian M., Claude F. - Complete
A Roxirella Story reviews
Roxas has lived with his two half brothers and his step mother since his father died and has always obeyed orders, but on the night of the ball thrown by Prince Riku, Roxas breaks some rules. RikuRoku for HawkRider. Based on Cinderella. Rated for language
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Riku, Roxas - Complete
On My Own reviews
For Roxy. You asked why I was so clingy so here is your answer. Why I need you guys. Why I led you all on accidentally. I couldn't keep this bottled in anymore.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Riku - Complete
Pain reviews
Roxas is dating Axel. Axel's cheating on him with Demyx. Demyx askes Axel to kill Roxas. What happens? DemyAkuRoku. I decided to write this story as a poem. Hope you like it ;D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Detective Plus Kira Equals This reviews
Misa is waiting to go out on a date with Light. Ryusaki L is waiting for Light to dump Misa. What happens when they fight and Light gets involved? Does he stay with Misa or go with Ryusaki? Yaoi! LightL
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Fire and the Light reviews
The light needs the fire, but the fire needs the lightning. How will the light react when the lightning is gone? AkuRoku. OneShot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Keep Holding On reviews
Sasuke is coming back and Naruto is looking for him. Then the two meet again. Will sparks fly? One Shot. Pairing: SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete