Psycho and Princess
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Joined 02-27-11, id: 2769137, Profile Updated: 07-06-11
Author has written 12 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Giver, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Soul Eater.

Atention: All of Psycho's stories will be on hold until she can pull her head out of her ass and write a decent chapter!

About Psycho:

Names: Onewao, The Illusion Alchemist, Silly Little Delinquent Amphibian Friend, Fail Pony (The funny thing is, I actually put my real name in there, but you could only tell if you knew how to speak or read Cheese-the secret language that my friend made up.)

Age: As far as I know I'm 13, so that's what I'm writing.

Gender: I appear to be lacking a penis, so either I'm a girl or something went horribly wrong.


Music: Three Days Grace, Evanescence, Breaking Benjamin, Hawthorne Hights, Linkin Park, Green Gay, Bowling for Soup

Books(ever growing): Maximum Ride, Warriors, Animorphs, Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, i know why the Cadged Bird Sings, To Kill a Mockingbird, Which and Wizard, Women's Murder Club, Inkheart, Hero's of Olympus, The Kane Chronicles, Lord of the Rings, Stargirl, Fat Vampire, Wicked, Circles of Heck, Revolution

Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, InuYasha, Death Note, D. Gray-man

Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist (both versions), InuYasha, Death Note, Darker than BLACK, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ouran High School Host Club, Blood, D. Gray-man, Black Blood Brothers, xxxholic (That's how it's spelled, right?)

Pairings(No where near complete):

Normal (Guy/Girl)

-Al/Winry (FMA)

-Roy/Riza (FMA)

-Al/Luna (FMA/HP)

-Ed/Winry) (FMA)

-InuYasha/Kagome (InuYasha)

-Fang/Max (Maximum Ride)

-Iggy/Ella (Maximum Ride)

Yaoi (Guy/Guy)

-Envy/Ed (FMA)

-Roy/Ed (FMA)

-Al/Wrath (FMA original anime)

-Ed/Al (FMA)

Ed/Alfons Heidric (FMA:COS)

-Matt/Mello (Death Note)

-L/Light (Death Note)

-Allen/Kanda (DGM)

-Alen/Lavi (DGM)

-Fang/Iggy (Maximum Ride)

-Hikaru/Kouru (OHSHC)

-Any Twincest

Favorite Quote:

~ I think everyone's bisexual to some degree or another; it's just a question of whether or not you choose to recognize it and embrace it. Personally, I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors.

Currently, my favorite story is a hardcore yaoi lemon I found called Love Lies Burning by Shikamaru-Kagome. If you guys like Edvy-and I know most of you do if you're on my profile-YOU NEED TO READ IT!

I love, love, LOVE hardcore yaoi lemons!

Princess hates them with the fiery passion of an angered mango though.

You want to have a conversation about any of this, feel free to PM me, I promise I wont shank you with a rusty spork.

Also, if I ever reviewed your stories anonymously, I reviewed under 'Isniffsharppies'

About Princess:

hey guys, this is princess basically the opposite of psycho.

just to get things strait.

i LOVE Alphonse elric from fullmetal alchemist. im the complete fangirl for him, he's just so adorable!

my favorite fanfics are probably (with FMA) are brotherly love, fluff, Ed being waaaaay to protective,and of course funny ones that you can laugh at it math class a day later.

but with love there are hates so...

i hate and/or against

Ed/al ( they are BROTHERS. were you completely blind the whole series!!!!!!! ( unless your just being insanly fluffy then... im okay))

Ed/Envy ( im sorry psycho... but ed + palm tree doesn't make romance for me)

Roy/ed ( again somthin go that makes you go HUH?)

Ed/Alfons heindrich ( first of all WWWWHHHHAAATTTT??????)

and any yaoi or yuri

I love and/or support





Ed/Rose ( if she is not insane)



and yeah those are pairing i love beside

Alphonse/Bryanna jay

but that's my OC that psycho uses a lot.

i like penguins, pizza, giraffes, mountain dew, pink, eminem, ALPHONSE, writing fanfiction, twilight bashing, aaron dismuke, raspberry lemonade, bubble wrap, drawing anime and manga and the best invention is an epic fight scene.

~ Princess



I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

XP Funny Random Stuff I Stole from people around here XP

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".
His mind sees things differently than most of us do. Here are some of his gems:

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99 of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic boyfriend... but he left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever... so far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

And an all time favorite- 34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

You can try to convince me that what is in your hand is a suckling pig all you want, but you and I both know that it's a condom.- FlavorCrisps

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

Today is a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.

Today I was in the library and I got bored, so I picked up the Bible and started reading it. Some random guy walked up to me, pointed to the book and said, " The main character dies..." Then he walked away.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in some body's eyes and RUN!

"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much.

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as the go by.

"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"

I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my Handel, here is my...other handle? Shit. now i'm a sugar bowl

When You Dial A Mental Hospital...


"Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear..."

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

Quotes from our life:

aw she's so cute... WAIT THAT'S A GUY?-Psycho, the first time she saw Yuu Kanda

That had more drama than an episode of CSI: Miami-Psycho reviewing a story

Nanea: Look! It says on the permission slips for chaperoning the dance, that you can't chaperone if you're in an incest relationship!
Everyone at the table: o.O

Psycho: Well...what if it's consensual?
Nanea: What does consensual mean?
Psycho: It means both parties are aware, except, and enjoy the fact that they are having sex.
Nanea: o.O
(Funny thing about that was, everyone at that table was in 7th grade, and some of them had no clure what we were talking about)

Keep your hands and all other body parts to yourself!-Psycho's bus driver

"1-800-call-someone-who-cares!"-psycho and Princess's English teacher

I respect the 10 rules of anime (as said by Uncle Yo):

1) Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its title. Look at Bleach…
2) Thou shall not judge an anime based on its opening theme.
3) Thou shall not judge based on its random misuse of English (because at least they’re trying).
4) Not by said anime’s opening theme song’s random misuse of English.
5) Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its first episode. It’s call the bait-and-switch people, be aware of it.
6) Thou shall not judge based on the fan girls.
7) Thou shall not steal new anime from the Internet….unless thou intends to share with thine anime club.
8) Thou shall accept that gravity is optional. Especially when dealing with hair.
9) Thou shall not say the manga was better unless thou hath read the manga.
10) Thou shall forgive thy parent’s for calling anime “cartoons,” and thus grouping Spike Spiegal and Light Yagami with Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny and SpongeBob Squarepants.



is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96


1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)


1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

To My Loving Wife: (Title of story)

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory' following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

From: Your Departed Husband

Subject: I've Arrived!

I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

(P.S. Sure is hot down here!)


Jack: It's pronounced "shit", don't get it wrong.

Who is Jack Schitt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation!

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherloc, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the

4. Only in people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
of eight.

9. Only in we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering

D:X This is Scar. Help him conquer the net, alchemists!

They laugh because we're losers...
We laugh because they just figured it out.

The trouble with life is there's no background music. I'm getting that fixed...

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

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Forever in the Never After by Neko Anomaly reviews
A new set of villain have risen and are targeting the families of the cast of Soul Eater. The story deals with the growing pains of the cast when they realized even Miesters and Weapons must eventual grow up. Story revolves around all cast. Kid POV SxMxK
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 285,023 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
Threat of the Kishin by Eloquent Nocturne reviews
The isolation of the DWMA and Hogwarts is put aside as the wizarding world seek help from the DWMA. Along the way the DWMA cause a bit of.. chaos as they attempt to protect the school and a stubborn Boy-Who-Lived from an ever so slight Kishin problem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,469 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 2/5/2011
Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
Immiscibility by N. Silvutra Mayhem reviews
Oil and water don't mix. Neither should magic and alchemy. But they do, as Edward Elric finds himself in London and then ends up at Hogwarts, where more plots begin. Unfortunately, he's the only one who knows that Mustang's life is in danger. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,329 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/22/2010
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Loss and Resolution by ssapphireangel reviews
After the Promised Day, Ed is turned into what he never dreamed of becoming. And when he goes to Hogwarts, it is not to search for the Philosopher's Stone, not to regain his humanity, and not to return to his home. EdWin in the end
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,306 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
PotterStuck by prittymiddy reviews
When Voldemort gets tipped off about the troll kids by a certain demon dog, and he decides they need to be "dealt with", what will happen? Will a certain charismatic headmaster we all know and love come to the rescue? the more you review the faster youll get updates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Karkat V.
How Could This Happen To Me? by KimiUzumaki reviews
How could this happen to me? Mustang's never gonna let me live this down. Oh man, how's Al gonna react? He's always wanted a cat, though.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Edward E.
Halloween costumes are for kids by blackfire246 reviews
A short little Johnkat story.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Fields of Gold by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you. A single blight causes a change in his future, and as he delves into the darker parts of his mind, he finds that light is found in the most mundane of places. / E/W. H/Hr. AU-ish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Harry P., Edward E.
Fullmetal Pedigree! by smolemolga reviews
That shrimp of a second-year hadn't even been at Ouran for a whole day and he was already giving Tamaki hell. First, he made Haruhi totally hate him. Then, he made everyone at Ouran think he was gay.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,532 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
Playing God by The Flamel Cult reviews
I thought the dull aching was something other than my demise. As it turned out, I was sorely mistaken. Perhaps I should listen to Alphonse more; maybe then there wouldn't be another bloody tragedy that would, inevitably, end it all. For good.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,445 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Evil Objects by Queen NekoChan reviews
Al gets chased by evil lollipops.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Open Up by Chocolate-daddy reviews
A lot has happened during Edward's travels and it has left his heart in shambles. During a routine visit home, he meets a hopeful author who strives to open him up show him the brighter sides of life. Post Brotherhood EDxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 72,712 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Penance by Laora reviews
The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,965 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Reconciling Incompatible Us by drunkopp reviews
All John Egbert wanted was to conform their differences in social status, and not feel like his friendship is falling apart from Mr. Popularity here. And Dave Strider, well he was just trying to seduce his best friend. AU College Dave/John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,398 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Dave S., John E.
Mary Mary? Quite Contrary! by CelticKawaii reviews
The Teen Alchemist. The Eighth Homunculus. We've seen it all before. But does it automatically make your OC a Mary Sue? Here's my advice when it comes to making a still-believable character.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Very First Stitches by Maya Sushi reviews
...and so they settled down, and put in the very first stitches of their lives. / Trisha and Hohenheim love, because without them, there would be no Elric brothers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Trisha E., Hohenheim
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hopesong by FullMetalCrayon reviews
Resembool decieves the world with careful placement of distractions, so that perhaps the unworthy would be blind to the truth. For Oct. 3.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
d r e a m e r by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
I want to kill you / I want to forgive you / I want to know you again / e d w a r d&a l p h o n s e, three parts.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Poppyfield Red by FullMetalCrayon reviews
"I have seen all things done under the sun; and really, they are meaningless- like a chasing of the wind." On hiatus until I ressurect my plot bunny. Formerly The Golden Winter Wind.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Pet Rock by Desmae666 reviews
One-shot. A normal day in Central HQ changes when Edward Elric arrives. When he leaves, Mustang is left questioning his youngest subordinate's sanity.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Of Sugar Highs and Emo Skies by FullMetalCrayon reviews
In which I give a demonstration of my lack of sanity. Complete crack dialogue that features most of the characters, complete with some toasters. C'mon, open me. OPEN MEEEEE I'm a needy little document, aren't I?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Alchemy of the Soul by CelticKawaii reviews
When the kishin's madness tears a hole in the fabric of space, Ed is sent through the Gate's doors into Death City. Now in a world completely new to him, can he hope to survive this new life? And with two homunculi on the loose, what could unfold?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011
All Three Of Me Had Better Shut Up Or Else by FullMetalCrayon reviews
So, I wondered what would happen if all the character pairings met each other. This is it! Also- no offense meant to fans of certain pairings, I'm just trying to make some people lol. T for language and suggestive themes.. On hiatus til I find my muse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
OHSHC on FaceBook by XxNiji-The-Pedo-BearxX reviews
all the fun of Ouran high school host club but on FaceBook :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
No Lying Allowed by redchicken888 reviews
What happens if no one was allowed to lie? A lot of embarrassing secrets are revealed, that's what happens! Roy Mustang and Edward Elric have a contest to see who can tell the truth for the longest. Rated T because some...interesting questions. XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Will of the Wind by Eloquent Nocturne reviews
Suffering from partial amnesia, Edward's managed to put himself directly in the path of all of the darkness and war that is threatening to overtake Hyrule. Edward just wants to find a way home. Midna, however, has other plans in mind for the alchemist.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,490 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward E.
Trials by A Sweet Catastrophe reviews
After becoming Fuhrer, Roy and Riza are pressured to receive proper trials regarding their war crimes in Ishval. Written using various perspectives.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,904 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - [Roy M., Riza H.] - Complete
Won't Let Me Go by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Al has always wanted to be a father, but no matter what he does, nothing seems to work. Will he ever be able to become the father this child needs?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2011 - [Alphonse E., OC] - Complete
Bad Romance by Laora reviews
Ed is traumatized by high school field trips to Eastern Command.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 104 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Excalibur by Kotohime Haku reviews
When Excalibur meets Allen Walker and Kanda Yuu.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Allen Walker, Elizabeth T./Liz
You're a Wizard, Eri by Shuricel reviews
A last minute intervention by Doctor Scratch lands a troll in the kitchen of 12 Grimmauld Place.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011
What Healing Is by StarKatt427 reviews
On a spring day in Resembool, Alphonse reminisces the months he spent recovering in the Central hospital after the Promised Day and the quiet moments shared with Ed he won't ever forget. - Brotherhood/manga based.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Suicide Watch by Harp Strumming Choirboy reviews
"You will meet people, who you will get close to... and they will go away. But that's life... you cannot control everything within." Implied EdWin, character death, suicidal theme.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
By Any Other Name by The Curse of Forever reviews
So this was the new state alchemist everyone was so impressed with? This little kid?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward E., Jean H. - Complete
Edward Elric and the Goblet of Fire by 4master reviews
Hogwarts gets two new transfer students in Harry's 4th year! And they are none other than Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell. The also join as 4th years! What shall happen when our fav alchemist learns magic? Main pairings EdWin, Harry Hermoine.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,506 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P., Edward E.
Captain Alchemist by goldfishlover73 reviews
Raising boys might be easier than raising Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Roy M., Madame Christmas - Complete
Finding Home by StarKatt427 reviews
The first night the Elric brothers share in two years; what they reveal, and what they learn about the other. - Original anime series based/ Conqueror of Shamballa.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Tangy by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Melting Through My Heart by skywalkerchick1138 reviews
Welcome to Central Orphanage, miss..." "Armstrong. Olivier Armstrong. I'm here to speak with you about Edrys Elric." Parental!OlivierxFem!Ed. Intend to be romanceless, but who knows what will sneak in. T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Olivier A., Edward E.
Dinnertime Smalltalk by silvergray1358 reviews
The problem was how to tell your mother not only that you're gay, but also dating a boy from a parallel universe who looks exactly like your younger brother. AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
Innocence Flies Away by Anily AKW-DPP reviews
Full sum inside Tiedoll & Marie find a teenager in the midst of an Akuma attack. Now, four years later, Kanda & Allen are sent to retrieve five possible exorcists. Questions soon arise such as this- is Kanda who he says he is and what happened with Fang?
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,131 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Fang
Link Gets a Pet Dodongo by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Or, "Why Link Should Never Drink Alcoholic Beverages". T for cursing. RHO; Random Humorous Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Link, Navi
Reunion - DISCONTINUED by Random Riter11 reviews
Ed finally makes it back to Amestris after living in our world for ten years. How will everyone react to his return and the new abilities he's brought with him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward E.
Edward's Alchemy Book by Hawkpath13 reviews
You know that little pocket book he had in Leior? This is what was actually in it. I swaer to god, it's true. Crackfic. Rated R for retarded.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Nitrous Oxide by Quicquidlibet reviews
If there was one thing that Edward Elric hated more than milk, it was this. One Shot. Rated T for Ed's mouth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Absence by jadedandboring reviews
Years after losing the only person who ever truly understood her, Caroline Hawkins tells her story.
Remember Me - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Caroline - Complete
Golden Stare by LabyrinthineMind reviews
What if Ed hadn’t ended up in Germany after he travelled through the Gate? What if he had arrived in our time when the Criminal Minds BAU team was investigating a serial killer? Alchemy can be used. Story will hopefully be better than the summary.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,131 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E.
I SCREAMED REALITY A Poem Based on The Giver by Edward J. Hawthorne reviews
I Screamed Reality is a poem based on "The Giver" by Lois Lowry. It is about how people don't see the truth, and don't want to see the truth-even if its right before them. The message her is political correctness vs. moral conviction.
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete
Love in a Dungeon by LittleBlueNayru reviews
WEIRD PAIRING ONESHOT. In which there is love in one of the many Zelda dungeons. CRACK, JOKEFIC, SATIRE, ONESHOT. Do not take seriously. Features Big Key x Dungeon Map x Compass.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Love Lies Burning by Shikamaru-Kagome reviews
It's Ed's birthday and Envy comes to visit to wish Ed a happy birthday. The two openly have deep feelings for one another, but Ed seems to want to hide it somehow. Finally, the two meet with love and flying colors that have them almost burning in desire.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Homunculus, He Wrote by OukamiYasha reviews
Yaoi: EnvyEd. Envy sets out on a seduction-based mission to disprove an accusation, but the journey doesn't turn out the way he thought it would...angst in later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,073 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Envy, Edward E.
The Truth Behind Sameness by silverglow14 reviews
My version of Chapter 24 of The Giver. I wrote this for a school project and it puts a sort of twist on Sameness. It might be a little different than what you'd normally expect.
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
Conversations by Lalikaa reviews
Alfons and Edward struggle to have a conversation when neither of them can speak the other's language. Shamballa!verse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward E., A. Heidrich
Yet Another Chapter 24 by Blustreakfreak reviews
Jonas and Gabe visit present day New York City, the community riots, Elsewhere is a plastic city... And since when did Lily know where the self- destruct button was? English project from 7th grade. (I was 12. Yikes)
Giver - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Logic vs LustFIGHT! by Onyxlight reviews
There are some incidents in life a person never lives down... shameless comedic smut Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Forever by Rietalienko reviews
Now that Alphonse has his brother back, he doesn't want him to leave again. EdxAl, Elricest. Please review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Some Things Get Deleted For A Reason by tgypwya reviews
Fang has left, and Max has taken it upon herself to sort through his belongings. But something she finds on his laptop will change how she views Fang forever... and cause fangirls everywhere to freak the hell out. Oneshot unless you guys really love it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dylan, Iggy - Complete
Fang Sweeps Mines by tgypwya reviews
Life's getting boring... Until Fang discovers the addicting game of minesweeper! And proceeds to go crazy... A dumb little oneshot born out of boredom. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Fang - Complete
Ground Rules by Kristen Sharpe reviews
Twelve year olds are impressionable, vulnerable and, most of all, volatile. That in mind, Mustang decides to lay down a few rules before Ed meets his team.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Edward E.
When A Wedding Goes Horribly, Horribly Wrong by tgypwya reviews
See that down there? Saint and Fang's wedding over Skype? Well, they weren't the only ones... I guess I'm married to Max now, if this all wasn't just a really, really bad dream...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Max - Complete
Object of Gossip by ZaKai reviews
Roy and Ed are sleeping together, and everyone knows it! Everyone... except for Roy and Ed. :Eventual RoyEd, Humor:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,899 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Chrysalis by Laora reviews
Winry's newest customer is in for a surprise when he meets Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
A Hundred Ways to Say You're My Brother by Griselda Banks reviews
Because they care for each other. Because they are the central driving force of the series. Because they inspire dozens of fics every day. Because I am crazy, and they are the reason why. Mentions of Royai and EdWin, but NO ELRICEST!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 130,936 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Palm tree's, Transvestite's, and pissed off Toad's by Flyer-2100 reviews
Mabey there's something wrong about this assiggment that Ed's not getting:His boyfriends in a different house. His best officer is in a differnt house. People think he's a girl. And he's going to a magic school. No nothing wrong here. Ed/Envy
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Harry P., Edward E.
Act Your Age by TimelessTears reviews
Allen accidentally gets doused with a deaging potion and everyone learns he was anything but sweet. Allen's snarky, Kanda's himself, Lenalee's helpful, and Lavi schemes to show a 10 year old Allen how to have fun. Re-edited 4/10/16.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 167 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
There's a Dead Hand in the Basement by LittleBlueNayru reviews
A really random poem that has absolutely nothing to do with anything. Well, except Link having a Dead Hand in his basement.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8284 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Running From Romance by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Link is running from unwanted love. Whose affections is he trying to escape? Oh, just those of EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE SERIES! Completely insane. Run if you're scared. RHO; Random Humorous Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Link - Complete
Why You Should Never Travel With Foreigners by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Twilight Princess, "Midna Says Weird Things" style: "Oy, pooping dude fair!" she exclaims. "Poop, I eat you. And cheap bears." Can Link make it through his entire quest, or will he fall to Impy's stupidity?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,304 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Link, Midna
Games by Mird reviews
Citizens of Poopsville! I, the Awesome Alchemist, have captured the evil guy in the mines! You can all live in peace now!" Little!Ed, Al and Winry. Pointless oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Little Sister by Ninja Puppet Master reviews
Liz is afraid of a lot of things and one of them is telling her sister how she really feels. A incest yuri with Liz and Patty.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Patricia T./Patti - Complete
The legend of a lesbian: Twilight on Crack by XEmoMidnaX reviews
Link thought that life in Ordon was bad, with gays and hell kids, but when he was turned into a doggy, his life got even worse. Read about his wacky adventure full of lesbian Princesses, sexy yet chubby imps, cat men and vain villains. Will he survive? RR
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Link, Midna
Gone Fishing: The Fishing Failure Chronicles by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Previously titled Gone Fishing: The First of the Failures. First chapter is a prequel; the rest are just other random hilarious scenarios in which Link cannot fish. Most chapters feature the VOICE.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,705 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Link, Midna
Faintly Resembling a Wedding by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Can you get married over Skype? I think you can. If so, then I'm married to Fang, and this is the proof. This also prooves that I have no life, but that's beside the point...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Mird reviews
So how are you guys handling chapter 104? Personally, I'm offended. Why wasn't I invited to the country-wide sleepover? You know, the one where they all fell asleep at exactly the same time. Warning: the deadline hates me.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Evil Little Pink Ball of DOOM! by LittleBlueNayru reviews
TP-based, post-Cave of Ordeals. Was the gift from the Great Fairy a blessing from a holy creature, or is it really a cursed Spring of EVIL! ? Based on a true gaming experience.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Link - Complete
Relationshit by Mird reviews
A number of short parodies featuring the stupidity of each and every FMA pairing. Crackfic. Do not enter if you are an easily offended fan of ANY pairing. Chapter Sixteen: AlxOC-- He rells her these things because she is cute, young and female.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009
Asymmetrical: Mini Drabbles for Roy and Ed by Destined To Repeat reviews
A truckload of minidrabbles dedicated to Parental!Roy/Ed: officially complete. “The day that Ed learned about the Flame Alchemist’s little weakness, he stood grinning outside the Colonel’s window for an hour in the rain, just to annoy him."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Three Years, Two Months, And Sixteen Days by DarkBlysse reviews
Roy/Ed, LOTS of kissing, first time together, PWP
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Chromical reviews
Edward and Alphonse are told the story of why the cat isn't in the zodiac. Just a short little drabble that takes place when Edward is 8 and Alphonse is 7.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
The Manly Diary of Roy Mustang by Mird reviews
My name is Roy Mustang, and I am out of character. Come read of my adventures in the land of OOC in my extremely manly diary. -oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
What's your problem? by Mird reviews
Mird becomes a therapist to help the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist sort out their problems. Victim Seven: Armstrong. "Therapitizing people is a skill that has been passed down the Armstrong family for generations and generations!"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
The Little Merman by LittleBlueNayru reviews
An RHOS Random Humorous Oneshot ! Link ponders something after receiving the Zora Armor, and Midna laughs. A lot. What exactly was he pondering? And why am I asking you when I'm the one who knows?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
The Manly Diary of Edward Elric by Mird reviews
My name is Edward Elric, and I am out of character. Come read of my adventures in the land of OOC in my extremely manly diary. -oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Ed Did WHAT With the Colonel? by smolemolga reviews
What the hell? I thought he hated the colonel! So why was he making out with him? One-shot. RoyEd. First-person: Al.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Discovery by Mird reviews
Just when they though they'd seen it all, Ed and Al discover the horrors of...FFnet! oneshot, reasonably stupid...In other words, read it, or you'll sure as hell regret it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Sleep by Yaoi-fangirl-Dark-side reviews
Edward is so tired and want to sleep. And while he is starting to drift in to sleep, he gets a strange dream. EdxEnvy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Envy, Edward E.
Onomatopoeia by DarkBlysse reviews
Ed looked over his shoulder at Roy and felt a slight blush creep up his neck as Roy leaned forward to grab the book, pinning him against the bookshelf in the process. Roy/Ed, Yaoi, Lemon, Library!Sex
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Not meant for me by Yaoi-fangirl-Dark-side reviews
Edward is walking towards home, when he suddenly sees someone... One shot! EdxEnvy-ish AND and EdxSurprise! Yaoi! T
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Acknowledgement and Rejection by ZaKai reviews
When Ed admits his feelings, Roy returns them, just... not in the way Ed expected. :RoyEd, Oneshot, Humor:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Written for LiveLaughLuv311's contest. Fang spends a day with Ella and her slightly neurotic friends. A perfect example of why Fang doesn't socialize much. Pygmy Marmosets! Don't ask I basically pulled this story out of my sleeve, so here goes nothing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Fang, Ella - Complete
Flirt by Mird reviews
Roy is a flirt; Ed looks like a girl when he doesn’t put his hair up. Put two and two together. I know it sounds like royed, but it’s not. :D Oneshot. Details inside! Rated T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
SUGARRRRRR! by Moonlit Water Sunny River reviews
Who knew - honey isn't an aphrodisiac for palm trees. It just makes them crazy. Random Ed/Envy oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
Love Thyself by DarkBlysse reviews
Ed/Heiderich/Alphonse Lemon, Yaoi, M/M, M/M/M, slight bondage, seme!Al
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - A. Heidrich, Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Resolutions by DarkBlysse reviews
Ed slumped back on the couch, balancing two glasses on his knees. In his hands was a large bottle of whiskey; a Christmas present from the Colonel. And what better time to use it, Ed had thought, than on New Year's eve? Yaoi, Lemon, Elricest, drunk!Al
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Riding Lessons by DarkBlysse reviews
It's about time I let Ed out to ride his Mustang, eh? Yaoi, Lemon
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Addicted by DarkBlysse reviews
Years without a body left Alphonse addicted to touch once back in the flesh. PWP, Lemon, Elricest
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Study Break by DarkBlysse reviews
Because random desk-sex is never a bad thing. Ed/Hei PWP, Lemon No spoilers, unless you don't know who Heiderich is.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
First by peace-of-hope reviews
Al's first time isn't what he expected. Elricest. Shouta-Al's body is 12. Romance. Angst. M for sensuality. Lemon. Don't like. Don't read. One shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Why you shouldn't eavesdrop by TimelessTears reviews
Komui overhears a argument and misunderstands. . . Rated T for slight sexual refernces.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Komui Lee - Complete
Find Me At by Spirix reviews
Ed has a onenight stand with a stranger who understands him better than any girl he ever dated. Maybe because it was a MAN and very... different... Edvy...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Envy, Edward E.
Ed, Envy and the Laundry Basket by Spirix reviews
Simple tasks are never simple when certain someone says your the girl of the couple and you should hold the laundry basket. They become even less simple when there are people to witness... Edvy...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Killer Question by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Pointless. One of those little conversations between the Elric Brothers. "Brother, I know you don't hate me. But...why? Why don't you?" Mixed canon, spoilers for Chapter 45, no pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Brothers: The English Bratja by Tobu Ishi reviews
Tobu Ishi wrote it. Okichan recommended it. Vic Mignogna made it famous. Now, here's the full original lyrics for the fanmade transliteration of Michiru Oshima's beautiful Russian theme song. Not to mention a bit of the story behind how it was written
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
How to Open a Bottle of Champagne by ZaKai reviews
A variety of characters from the FMA cast give their opinions on the best way to open a bottle of champagne. ::nonyaoi, humor, crack, oneshot:: Happy New Year everyone!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Dresses by ZaKai reviews
When Roy tells Ed to act like a lady, Ed takes it a step farther than he expected. [Gender Switch, Oneshot, RoyFem!Ed]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Road to Eternity by ZaKai reviews
Alfons has a talk with a very drunk Edward. [Yaoi, EdHei or HeiEd whatever...One Shot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2007 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
Future Memories Drabbles by ZaKai reviews
Drabbles connected with 'Future Memories'.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,512 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Without Me by ZaKai reviews
Ed and Al realize they need each other more than they thought possible. [Oneshot. EdxAl in later part of story. Mention of EdxHei.]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Future Memories by ZaKai reviews
Trisha Elric looked from her seven year old son to the teenager with the braided blond hair and the long red coat in amazement. This teenager was her son. But how? [RoyEd] [COMPLETE]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,219 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Cinnamon Candles by theCatandtheCow reviews
It drove him crazy, mainly because it was his brother’s smell, but also because of what it was. Cinnamon. Mature for a reason. Elricest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Forgotten Brothers by RR-Major-Ed-Pride reviews
“They’re gone! Edward! Alphonse!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,729 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006
The Last Resort by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Despite the attempts, no other solution has been found, and a sacrifice must be made. And this time Ed knows exactly what he's going to give...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Hot Chocolate by theCatandtheCow reviews
It was during stormy days like this that their mother made them hot chocolate. In Alphonse’s opinion, it was the best hot chocolate ever. ONESHOT. Chibi Ed and Al cuteness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Trapped! by NukaCola101 reviews
Ed and Al get captured and are thrown in a jail cell. Bring on the FMA Crack!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Fading Memories by Damonischer Gott reviews
Summary:Al is forgetting things, and Ed tries to give him one thing he will NEVER forget. oneshot fanfic. YAOI lemon maleXmale incest....Ed and Al do it...graphic...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Two Toddlers and a Dog by Mystic Dragon reviews
Roy gets more than he ever imagined when the unexpected happens...Edward and Alphonse Elric are reduced to toddlers! Can he manage the Elrics in terrible two mode, or will he finally ask for some help? RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Mater Familias by Tobu Ishi reviews
I was your mother once, she told him with an air of great drunken magnanimity one evening. Envycentric, oneshot, spoilers for pretty much the entire series
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Envy - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2768 - Favs: 6,958 - Follows: 530 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Wooden by Tobu Ishi reviews
(SPOILERS) He never realized how useful automail could be until he was an entire world away from it, or what a pain simple daily tasks could become. (one-shot, profanity galore, sarcastic Hohenheim)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Complete
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Foreign Exchange reviews
For reasons unknown, the DWMA has been invited to join the Triwizard tournament! Death leaves atendance open to volunteers, and Maka, Black Star, Kid, and Crona decide to enter along with their weapon partners.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Crona
Sincerly, Alphonse reviews
"Just because I hate fighting, adore kittens, and love my brother, doesn't mean I can't get ticked off as much as Ed, we're brothers after all."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Alphonse E.
Bathtub Sharks, Scented Pinecones, and EPICNESS reviews
A Mary Sue adventure of epic proportions! An OOC Envy, Ling bashing, and two authors with too much free time!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Release reviews
What Envy was doing was a release, he didn't see anything wrong with it. Until the real Edward Elric had to come in and ruin his fun. Rated for tourture and implied rape.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Envy, Pride
Blissful Nothingness reviews
Another chapter 24, 'What happened' story Psycho worte for English class. Rated for character death and unhappy endings.
Giver - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
A Tale of Two Brothers reviews
Read on as Ed and Al go on all sorts of adventures from babysitting Hawkeye's niece and nephew to fighting Envy disguised as a nine-year-old Alphonse! Oh, and did I mention enough sweet brotherly love to give you a sugar high?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Chimeras reviews
Fuhrer Mustang thinks that Fullmetal is in need of a vacation, so he calls in an old friend for a favor, and poof! Ed's enrolled in magic school along with his Lieutenant and his boyfriend. The rating is just for safety! Chimera!Edvy, AlxOC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Harry P., Envy
Just Like Brother reviews
During the time they spent together, Alphonse had noticed Wrath was a lot like his brother in more ways than one. Maybe that was why Al had fallen for Wrath so quickly; he wanted some familiarity while his brother was missing. 3 years after the anime.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Alphonse E., Wrath - Complete
Continuation reviews
rosalie didn't exactly grow up in the best of situations, but one day her drawing of a snow flake turns out to be something completly different, and Edward and Alphonse meet this side of the Gate's winry in the year 2011
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Golden Eyes, Perfect Smile reviews
A series of oneshots that are Ed and Al centric, going over both animes and manga, written by Pricess with some imput from the fans.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Curssed Blessings reviews
Fang and Angel decide that they've had enough of Max and kick her out of the flock. Grief stricken, she flees her mom's house and crash lands in camp half-blood. After discovering Greek Mythology is real, another surprise hits Max-she's a God herself!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Max, Percy J.
Feathered Reactions reviews
Max and her flock are taking a break after saving the world AGAIN when a few mysterious letters arrive via owl. The letters tell the flock of a school where they could be safe and learn magic, but how can they keep their secret safe with everyone so nosy?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Harry P., Max