Author has written 12 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Giver, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Soul Eater.
Atention: All of Psycho's stories will be on hold until she can pull her head out of her ass and write a decent chapter!
Names: Onewao, The Illusion Alchemist, Silly Little Delinquent Amphibian Friend, Fail Pony (The funny thing is, I actually put my real name in there, but you could only tell if you knew how to speak or read Cheese-the secret language that my friend made up.)
Age: As far as I know I'm 13, so that's what I'm writing.
Gender: I appear to be lacking a penis, so either I'm a girl or something went horribly wrong.
Music: Three Days Grace, Evanescence, Breaking Benjamin, Hawthorne Hights, Linkin Park, Green Gay, Bowling for Soup
Books(ever growing): Maximum Ride, Warriors, Animorphs, Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, i know why the Cadged Bird Sings, To Kill a Mockingbird, Which and Wizard, Women's Murder Club, Inkheart, Hero's of Olympus, The Kane Chronicles, Lord of the Rings, Stargirl, Fat Vampire, Wicked, Circles of Heck, Revolution
Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, InuYasha, Death Note, D. Gray-man
Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist (both versions), InuYasha, Death Note, Darker than BLACK, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ouran High School Host Club, Blood, D. Gray-man, Black Blood Brothers, xxxholic (That's how it's spelled, right?)
Pairings(No where near complete):
-Fang/Max (Maximum Ride)
-Iggy/Ella (Maximum Ride)
-Al/Wrath (FMA original anime)
Ed/Alfons Heidric (FMA:COS)
-Matt/Mello (Death Note)
-L/Light (Death Note)
-Fang/Iggy (Maximum Ride)
~ I think everyone's bisexual to some degree or another; it's just a question of whether or not you choose to recognize it and embrace it. Personally, I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors.
Currently, my favorite story is a hardcore yaoi lemon I found called Love Lies Burning by Shikamaru-Kagome. If you guys like Edvy-and I know most of you do if you're on my profile-YOU NEED TO READ IT!
I love, love, LOVE hardcore yaoi lemons!
Princess hates them with the fiery passion of an angered mango though.
You want to have a conversation about any of this, feel free to PM me, I promise I wont shank you with a rusty spork.
Also, if I ever reviewed your stories anonymously, I reviewed under 'Isniffsharppies'
hey guys, this is princess basically the opposite of psycho.
just to get things strait.
i LOVE Alphonse elric from fullmetal alchemist. im the complete fangirl for him, he's just so adorable!
my favorite fanfics are probably (with FMA) are brotherly love, fluff, Ed being waaaaay to protective,and of course funny ones that you can laugh at it math class a day later.
but with love there are hates so...
i hate and/or against
Ed/al ( they are BROTHERS. were you completely blind the whole series!!!!!!! ( unless your just being insanly fluffy then... im okay))
Ed/Envy ( im sorry psycho... but ed + palm tree doesn't make romance for me)
Roy/ed ( again ..it somthin go that makes you go HUH?)
Ed/Alfons heindrich ( first of all WWWWHHHHAAATTTT??????)
and any yaoi or yuri
I love and/or support
Ed/Rose ( if she is not insane)
and yeah those are pairing i love beside
but that's my OC that psycho uses a lot.
i like penguins, pizza, giraffes, mountain dew, pink, eminem, ALPHONSE, writing fanfiction, twilight bashing, aaron dismuke, raspberry lemonade, bubble wrap, drawing anime and manga and the best invention is an epic fight scene.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
XP Funny Random Stuff I Stole from people around here XP
If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99 of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic boyfriend... but he left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever... so far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
And an all time favorite- 34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
You can try to convince me that what is in your hand is a suckling pig all you want, but you and I both know that it's a condom.- FlavorCrisps
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
Today is a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.
Today I was in the library and I got bored, so I picked up the Bible and started reading it. Some random guy walked up to me, pointed to the book and said, " The main character dies..." Then he walked away.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in some body's eyes and RUN!
"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.
I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much.
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as the go by.
"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"
I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my Handel, here is my...other handle? Shit. now i'm a sugar bowl
When You Dial A Mental Hospital...
"Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear..."
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
Quotes from our life:
aw she's so cute... WAIT THAT'S A GUY?-Psycho, the first time she saw Yuu Kanda
That had more drama than an episode of CSI: Miami-Psycho reviewing a story
Nanea: Look! It says on the permission slips for chaperoning the dance, that you can't chaperone if you're in an incest relationship!
Psycho: Well...what if it's consensual?
Keep your hands and all other body parts to yourself!-Psycho's bus driver
"1-800-call-someone-who-cares!"-psycho and Princess's English teacher
I respect the 10 rules of anime (as said by Uncle Yo):
1) Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its title. Look at Bleach…
is represented as:
H A R D W O R K
K N O W L E D G E
A T T I T U D E
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And look how far this will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
To My Loving Wife: (Title of story)
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory' following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
(P.S. Sure is hot down here!)
THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT
Jack: It's pronounced "shit", don't get it wrong.
Who is Jack Schitt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation!
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherloc, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.
Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)
1. Only in
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
3. Only in America...do drugstores
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
5. Only in America...do banks leave
6. Only in
7. Only in America...do we use
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
10. Only in America...do they have
D:X This is Scar. Help him conquer the net, alchemists!
They laugh because we're losers...
The trouble with life is there's no background music. I'm getting that fixed...
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
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