Petti Fru Fru
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 02-27-11, id: 2769274, Profile Updated: 07-20-14
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, and Misc. Books.

Okies then, I'm uh well...I weird!


About me:

Name: Petti

Words To Describe Me: Weird, Random

Occupations: Student

Favorites: Books: -Percy Jackson And The Olympians-The Kane Chronicles-The Heroes of Olympus-Lorein Legacies-Mortal Instruments

Movie: Man of Steel

Color: Red

Animal: Lion

Age: 14

Immortal Parent: Hades

Sad recent events in my life: Cat died

Favorite Book Guys: Nico, Percy, Anubis.

Favorite Book Girls: Annabeth, Six, Isabelle

Likes: Books, Comics, Video Games

Dislikes: Big crowds, overly happy people

Fav Bands: Black Veil Brides, Linkin Park, Hollywood Undead

Pets: Had a cat, and has 3 dogs

Secrets: I'm afraid of ants XD


Favorite Phrases/Curses:

Bloody Hell!

Fan-fucking-tastic!

Well, shit.

Goddammit!


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

Now swear it on river styx


90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( sad but true and it happened 2 times)

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Post this on your profile if you've ever laughed at something completely random that happened like a week ago.

Post this on your profile is you have ever been in a serious conversation and shouted "SHINY!", randomly.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this onto your profile.(that takes skill)

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door or a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and fallen down for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that really wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a glass door because you thought it was open, copy and paste this to your profile


YOUR GUY SIDE

xYou love hoodies. (My fav one is my black/red one)

xYou love jeans. (They are the most comfortable!)

xDogs are better than cats.(hell no I love my kitty)

xIts hilarious when people get hurt (totally epic, I burst out laughing and people stare and glare at me)

xShopping is torture. (Unless it's video game or book)

xSad movies suck.

xYou own/ed an XBox

xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. ( still am)

xYou watch sports on TV.

xGory movies are cool. (Love 'em)

xYou go to your dad for advice

xYou own like a trillion baseball caps

xYou like going to high school football games.

xYou used to/do collect baseball/football cards.

xBaggy pants are cool to wear.

xIts kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. ( I hate most people)

xGreen, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Black and Red)

xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.

xSports are fun.

xTalk with food in your mouth.

xSleep with your socks on at night. (Sometimes)

YOUR GIRL SIDE

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick

xYou love to shop.

xYou wear eyeliner.

xYou wear the color pink.

xGo to your mom for advice.

xYou consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black. (Black is the awesomest color)

xYou like hanging out at the mall. (ONLY FOR VIDEO GAMES AND FOOD!!!)

xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

xYou like wearing jewelry.

xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.

xYou were in gymnastics/dance.

xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

xYou smile alot more than you should.

xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

xYou care about what you look like.

xYou like wearing dresses when you can.

xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. ( Don't like smelling bad...)

xYou love the movies. (Gory ones)

xUsed to play with dolls as a little kid.

xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK (lost count of how many boys I scared and beaten up)

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy ( bit crazy...)

I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth (BLACK=AWESOME)

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one”

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat ( I am, but that's besides the point)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR (like a sailor)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in/was in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control ( a bit...)

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social (I am, and I'm proud)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE ( I vant to suck your blood)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER ( and I am proud)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST (I disagree with the goverment at some points. But I think everyone does, right?)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (like a sailor)

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish ( YAY!)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk. ( Kinda.. It pisses by bestie off.)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid ( According to my bestie I am)

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life

I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut

I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention

I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up

I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish

I still have SLEEPOVERS with my female friends so I MUST be lesbian

I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with

I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian

I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly

I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider

I LOVE country music so I MUST be a redneck hillbilly


Copy paste this if...

If you are destined to become a crazy old cat lady someday and are can't wait, put this on your profile.

If you are hardcore obsessed with a show or movie or book, copy and paste this on your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientist's liking. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I was sooo pissed)

If you're a total clutz, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for something to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the type of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler then being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get all giddy when you hear a trailer for your favorite TV show/movie is on TV, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're not ashamed to call yourself a fangirl (or squeal like one), copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've every tripped up the stairs, copy and paste onto you profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you know a book character that just HAS to exist.

If you want your favorite fictional characters to exist, copy and paste on your profile

If you talk to inanimate objects, copy and paste to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If you've ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you love rain, paste this on your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support Werewolf rights, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love using exclamation marks copy and paste this onto your profile

If it bothers you how people in the world these days judge before they get to know, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the Mc Donald's clown scares the crap out of you copy and past this onto your profile.

If you've ever been so into a book that someone's thrown something at your face and you brushed it away like a speck of dust copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes run home from school just so you can run into your room and sing your heart out and let your problems go copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever become so obsessed with a book that you spend a whole day with your head in it and totally oblivious to the outside world copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you feel like you are often underestimated, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile. (this bothers the crap out of me)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile. (How much do you like chocolate?)

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.

When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"

If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

Remember that all actions have reactions... (You don't wanna know why I put this in here, believe me!)

When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Marry The Knight by seriousish reviews
How do you stop Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy from marrying rich and killing their husbands for the inheritance? Well, if you're Bruce Wayne, you can always marry them yourself.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,929 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 19h - Published: 12/3/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman
Iris by CarmillaIsLifee reviews
King Hollis is growing impatient with his daughters lack of interest in marrying, and giving him a proper heir to the thrown. So he decides to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile Carmilla is a feared knight, who lives up to the legends told about her, or rather "Charles", the secret name she goes by. When the two meet chaos ensues. {G!P Carmilla}
Carmilla - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,223 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 6/3 - Carmilla, Laura
All your Fault by ValkuVauseQueen reviews
AU/FLT The curse is never cast. Snow and Charming are forcing 19 year old Emma into a marriage she doesn't want. So she runs. Who does she run into? Could it be her greatest enemy, her true love? Or perhaps both... 9 years later Emma still hasn't returned home. Where could she be? (somewhat) Evil!SwanQueen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,212 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen]
That Holiday Magic by Sultry Sweet reviews
During Thanksgiving dinner, Snow and Charming have an announcement that causes Emma to revert back into her 18 year old self - literally. Angry and heartbroken, Emma seeks comfort and refuge with the person who least expects the teen at her door: Regina. Post-Neverland
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,514 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
For The Better by Naralanis reviews
Inspired by lazysunday30's awesome fic 'Colorblind'. The fashion world is crazy about one Alexandra Saxton, Miranda included. But what does her ex-assistant have to do with it? I'm awfully awful at summaries!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,921 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 2/8 - [Andy S., Miranda P.]
The Demon and Her Hunter by Sk8rgrl69 reviews
What if Bella wasn't human, and James hadn't been after her blood? Bad summary but you're all like... whaaaa so just click it. do it. now. Dark!Futa!Bella, Character death, blasphemy... Yep... M for lemons, Futa-ness, language, and abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 5/19 - Alice, Bella, Victoria
One Step Left by Cysteine Snape reviews
What would have happened if Dobby had flinched and taken one step to the left, leaving Hermione behind to fend for herself and thus causing a terribly different outcome of the war. "You defeated my husband on his own land in a duel. Pureblood tradition states that you claim all that was his...including his wife." (Image by NeraLuna on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 132 - Words: 423,376 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] [Severus S., Fleur D.]
Asami the Korrabender by Raziel12 reviews
But as powerful as Korra was, there was one person who was even more powerful, a person who could, with but a flick of her wrist, command the Avatar who commanded the elements… her name was Asami. Chapter 17: Asami tries to convince Korra to wear something different for a change.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 1/5 - [Asami S., Korra]
Smallville by VaMpIrERaVeN117 reviews
Tori always knew she was different from everybody else now that she knows that she's not from earth but from another planet. Tori must cope with her alien origin and control her developing superhuman abilities and keep both her powers and alien origin a secret. Read it if you want to first story for Victorious I DON'T own Victorious or Smallville
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,376 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Tori V., Jade W.
The New Girl by completerandomness12 reviews
Bella is the only child of superhero OmegaMan. Watch her deal with high school, a secret identity, cheerleading, cliques, and a sexy-asshole-nosy Biology partner. Did I mention that her father is posing as a high school student?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,229 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Gifted by Darcythe2nd reviews
A terrible gift manifests itself in Bella at a young age and forces her to run for seven long years. 16 now, she has gained some control over the monster inside her and begins to hope for a normal life with her father in Forks, if he can ever forgive her. In Forks she meets and falls in love with the Cullens, who help her come to terms with her past. Femslash. Bella/Rosalie. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 223,914 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bella, Emmett, Rosalie
Silas City--Superhero AU by semicolons reviews
The mysterious Black Widow reluctantly takes on an apprentice, newly-superpowered Laura or Spider-Girl, trying to teach her the ropes while protecting Silas City from infamous crime boss L. Morgan...
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 6/7
RWBY: That cliche HAREM story by hella-gay-trash reviews
15 year old Ruby Rose had gotten herself into a bit of trouble, that made her the same age as her group of friends( kind of.) what crazy things will happen now that she's grown in appearence and hormonal wise? (Futa!Ruby x Harem) HS/Modern AU -Shorten summary-
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,439 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 2/25
It's not Prince Charming, It's White by madammayor28 reviews
Swan Queen, AU FTL. This follows the original story line right up to Daniel's death. Regina is marrying into the Royal Family, but not to the King as her and her parents think. Warning: This is a gender swap story, so if you don't like, please don't read and refrain from commenting. Rated T for now, but will be upped later on for sexy times.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,870 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Queen of the Hunt by YuriFanGirl15 reviews
AU OOC Futa Femslash Hermione Granger is destined for greatness. Since the day she was born her lineage promised her power. She was meant to fight against the darkness and was chosen by Artemis herself. As Hermione grows stronger, so does the darkness. Even with all of her power and strength, she will need allies, she will need her Soul Mates to get her through. HG/MM/FD/BL/NM/AT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,099 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/10/2013 - [Hermione G., Minerva M., Fleur D., Bellatrix L.]
Distorted Shadows by MythicalRift reviews
Bella has been seeing things that she cant really explain. She has decided to move back to forks in hopes that the creatures that have been appearing would leave her alone. Her plan backfires when she finds out that the Cullen's are a family of vampires. Now she has to find a way to face her fears not only of the creatures, but of the Cullen's as well.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,113 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/7/2012 - [Alice, Bella]
Temporal Tide by Avanwolf reviews
AU. Heartbroken and lost, ripped from her home and turned against her will, Bella tries to learn what it means to be a vampire. Skipping through time, can a love a thousand years in the making come to fruition? Tanya/Bella Femslash. Time Travel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,709 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 4/10/2012 - [Bella, Tanya]
The Wild Ones by Artistia reviews
Forced to leave her daughter when first changed, Rosalie goes back for Isabella, only to be told she is dead. What if little Bella was found and raised by a human drinking vampire? What changes will this bring in the lives of the Cullens, and, more importantly, the Denali sisters?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,060 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Bella, Tanya] Rosalie, Victoria - Complete
An unexpected visitor by greeneyegirl reviews
During season 1. Some guy Emma used to know arrives in Storybrook and he tries to get Emma on a date. He is a jerk so Emma is not interested. What a better idea than to tell him she is dating someone else, a woman (Regina on top of all), to make him go away? Unfortunatly the plan doesn't work as Emma wished... Swan Queen eventually. Rating for language and for now.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,740 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Blood Secrets by YoungTruthLP reviews
Emma's managed to keep a huge secret from everybody, but when Regina cuts her finger what will she do? Maybe someone finding out isn't so bad after all? Tumblr prompt. OUAT vampire AU. Rated M just in case. ***ON HIATUS***
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,933 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen]
Mistake by Roses123 reviews
It as just a mistake, a mistake that, at the time, did not seem to have any terrible repercussions, sure they never got along very well and she is the Evil Queen, Emma knew that, but still made the mistake. She should have known that something would happen, after all every time they touch their magic reacts.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,540 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
The One About The Tattoo by polybi reviews
Inspired by S3E3: Sitting around a campfire with the Scooby Gang, Tinkerbell and Regina discuss a certain tattoo...and make an amazing discovery. And now, a certain Saviour may have to confront her greatest fear. Yes it's SwanQueen. Some slight spoilers up to S3E5.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Tinkerbell
Liar by Kuma Kuma reviews
Oneshot. Lauren x Amy pairing. Lauren confronts Amy about her false relationship with Karma, and the situation quickly progresses into a something neither really expected.
Faking It - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Amy, Lauren - Complete
A New Chapter by dsrtchck reviews
Bella barely managed to save Edward in time in New Moon. When the three of them are brought to meet the leaders of the Volturi they are all in for a surprise. Bella will do her best to stay true to whom she thought she loved; but the Volturi leaders are very motivated to change Bella's mind. This is a Bella/Sulpicia/Didyme/Athenodora story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 111,677 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [Bella, Athenodora, Sulpicia, Didyme] - Complete
By Process Of Elimination by hope2x reviews
Based loosely off the concept from What Happens In Vegas. Always competing, Emma and Regina find themselves getting just a bit carried away one night. In the morning both are shocked to find their situation has changed and in a town with magic, not everything is so easily fixed. The two suddenly have to find some way to get along before one does't make it out alive.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 172,465 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
No Other Silly Girl Need Apply by Gun Brooke reviews
Something is wrong with Andy. MIranda takes charge. Andy freaks out. Miranda insists.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,362 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 9/16/2012
What happens in Storybrooke by anotherOUATwriter reviews
What happens in Storybrooke... Stays in Storybooke. After a girls-night-out Regina wakes up with a terrible hangover and a blonde laying next to her.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,614 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Hopeless Wanderer by Invictus2013 reviews
After Doomsday, Rose Tyler is plagued with horrific nightmares and mysterious people speaking to her. When she notices the stars going out these people visit her and tell her that she has to bridge the gap between universe, but who are they and can they help her find the doctor again?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,772 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Dissonant by LilithBrandon reviews
AU: literally. The last Cullen standing is Bella. Actually, she's not standing; she's tumbling down a mountain and into a totally new existence. Only she doesn't know it yet. Everything is all messed up in this new world. Edward was not supposed to be mated to Rose, and why does Alice keep looking at her like *that*? Why the heck is everyone a Whitlock instead of a Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,853 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Bella, Alice]
Spectrum Priestess by Myrddin le Fay reviews
Message for those reading this story. I've chosen to crossover Crimson Manna and Spectrum Priestess, and add in a Naruto side of things with a femme-Naru. The stories will fundamentally be the same up to a point. However, I've updated the layout and the way the plots flow together. The 3 girls will lead the story. Triad: Elements of Balance!
Crossover - Justice League & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,375 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - [Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl, Bella, Courtney W./Star-Spangled Kid/Stargirl, Galatea]
The Storyteller by dragoerys reviews
Words are powerful. For Emma, they're magical. Soon she finds her magic manifesting itself in the way of words, bringing anything she reads out loud to life. But she isn't the only one. War is coming, one that threatens her family and the people she loves, and Emma is willing to do anything to protect them. But that's not so easy when she realises just who she's up against.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,736 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
An Event of the Past by Knightrunner reviews
As a kid Emma winds up in Neverland. Something happens while she's there that makes her scared of it and she spends the rest of her life trying to deny it happened. Then her son starts talking about a curse and fairy tale characters. If the curse is real then that means what happened to Emma as a kid could be real, and that's not a happy thought.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Emma S., Felix
Lone Wolf by SaigonRose reviews
After Edward leaves Bella in New Moon something happens to here and she disappears for 2 years when the fight with the Denali happens Bella is reunited with the same people that hurt her how will the world respond to the new Bella Swan? ***Tanya/Bella/Kate occasionally Irina*** Later Leah/Irina and possibly T/B/K/I/L just for kicks
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Bella, Irina, Tanya, Kate
Tossing Stones by Princess Alexandria reviews
She read the books, and hated that she shared a name with the main character, but never expected to wake up as THE Bella Swan of Twilight. Things get stranger as she decides to rewrite the story from inside. femslash or bisexuality likely
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 166,379 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
A Good Word by PhoenixRisingOnTheMoon reviews
Whatever he had expected to happen, it certainly didn't involve him walking into the living room and seeing his daughter and enemy about to engage in... activities. Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] David N./Prince Charming - Complete
Asylum by Songbook12 reviews
What if Emma's various foster homes weren't even homes? What if she just thought they were? Storybrooke is being attacked by wraith's and Emma has to call some old friends for assistance. They leave for the Sanctuary and find out exactly why Emma is the way she is. Bad summary, I know. Just read it! It's good (I think *sweatdrop*) I'll think up a better summary later...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Emma S.
Emma's Story by rose75116 reviews
A tale about the dark past of the savior. If you're against abuse, violence and hurt, please do NOT read this. Trigger warning: contain graphic description of child abuse (some of it from personal experience so it can be pretty descriptive). It's very dark and it's have child abuse. It may hurt the most sensible … Maybe some Swan Queen because I can't help myself. Emma's POV.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Emma S.
You Can't be Serious by cuzo reviews
What happens when the Charmings, The Swans, and Ruby & Belle go on a vacation together. A comedy based light hearted fanfic for those of you who need a break from all the angst. Established SwanQueen, Snowing, Redbeauty and Cora crack. Rated M for language, Sexy times and Ridiculousness. Warning: May cause severe laughter!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,144 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts
Delayed Gratification by starsthatburn reviews
Prompt from The-Writer2012: Emma loses her yellow bug. Regina tries to make her a special dinner to cheer her up, not realising that she is in fact seriously allergic to one of the ingredients.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Painful Healing by Skyblue733 reviews
Isabella Swan has known weakness. And because of this she carries strength close to the heart. She has to for her little brother, Sammy. When an inhumanly beautiful, golden-eyed family moves into town her life is flipped in another direction. Then begins a healing Bella never realized she needed. Should it hurt this much? BellaFUTAxAlicexRosaliexEsme. AU. First story...be gentle?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,417 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Alice, Bella, Esme, Rosalie
Justice Is Victorious by Trackrtar reviews
This is a Victorious mash-up! It has the Victorious gang as the New 52 Justice League! Tori is Supes! Jade is Bats! Cat is a Wonder! Beck is GL! Andre is Flash! Robbie is Cyborg! Trina is Aquagirl! This story is a year long in their time. Along the way there will be action, comedy, drama, friendship and romance and character death. Parings are Bat, Trandre & JORI!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,556 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Tori V., Jade W.
a different twist of twilight by trefifer reviews
Bella isnt a weak 18 year old human that everyone assumes,shes not technically a teenager and not quiet human either. there are a group of hunter wearwolves out to destroy her. they have already destroyed all but a handful of her people.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,861 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Bella, Edward
Darth Vader and Son by Cabochon reviews
Non-linear one-shots based on the brilliant drawings in Jeffrey Brown's book "Darth Vader and Son." Darth Vader raising a 4-year-old Luke, and dealing with all the perils that come with fatherhood in true Sith fashion.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Luke S., Darth Vader
What Did We Do? by moomin102 reviews
Emma and MM make a huge mistake and sleep together. Though it was easy to dismiss at first, what happens when the curse is broken and they learn the truth? How do they deal with the weight of their mistake? NOT AND EMMA/MM FIC though it does have that in. Emma/Ruby Snow/James
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Emma S., Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard
That Was Some Night by FloppyWandedDementorBuggerer reviews
Hermione wakes up with a hangover. With further examination- she sees Ginny and Harry in the bed with her and Ron on the floor. Who just came out of the closet! "Last time we test a Weasley's Wizard Wheezes product." "Agreed." Hermione/Ginny/Harry/Ron/Draco, but not in that order! (Mentions of five-some?) ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Complete
You don't know me by Little Miss I-Love-Noodle reviews
What if Bella is not who she appears to be? What if she has a secret that she didn't tell the Cullens? Don't judge a girl by her cover, because sweet little Bella might not be entirely human... Just after New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,969 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Vampire Assassin by Bree-Anonymous reviews
After Hermione's parent's die and her best friends abandon her, she runs. She completely changes and along the way turns into a vampire. She has no choice but to stay at the same place she ran away from AND she is now a vampire assassin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Voice Messages from Friends by WastedOn reviews
What will Miranda do when Andrea is snatched from Runway by a rival fashionista? ***Written for the IDF Big Bang. Miranda/Andy, Andy/Cruella, M/A/C. So... yeah.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,642 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
And Regina Makes Three by edean13 reviews
Snow and Charming want to tell Emma that she is going to be a big sister... the last thing they expect is to walk in on the sinful scene of Red, Snow's best friend, and their daughter... and Regina. Red Swan Queen. Tumblr Prompt.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Primal Instincts by liidg reviews
As Hermione tries to master her newly discovered powers she must deal with a prophecy, a soul-mate and two sides trying to win her loyalty. Creature fic. Rated M. A/U and OOC Dark!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,515 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
First Aid by fictorium reviews
Swan Queen - Emma was quite badly injured in her attempts to save MM from Jefferson but forgoes treatment in order to get back to the station in time. Regina finds the Sheriff more than a little worse for wear and helps her.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
The Truth by cupcakeassassin921 reviews
Rosalie spies on Bella one night to prove she isn't as perfect as she seems. She overhears a certain phonecall, and the Cullen's lives are changed forever. Edward/Bella.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Bella, Percy J.
The Royalties of Olympus by Heavenlywhiteangel reviews
The Big Three had an argument again! The solution... raise their own child as prince or princess. Just when the battle between the royalties was about to finish, the oracle goes missing! Can rivals work together? Please R&R AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,015 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Percy J.
Demon of Chaos by SaviorOfOlympus reviews
When the Gods feel Chaos stirring from it's sleep,they have no choice but to seal the Great Being in a demigod's body who witholds unimaginable power and that demigod is our favorite hero, Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Adventures of Babysitting by Rainbowsandsunshine359 reviews
Kronos has turned to Gods and Goddesses to babies! It's up to the campers to take care of them until they can figure out how to change them back! First story so be nice! Percabeth, Thalico, and Tratie will be mentioned later! NO FLAMES!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Field Trips by Twins of the Earth reviews
Danny's class goes on a field trip to the Ghost Zone. I know it's been done before, but I wanted to take a whack at it. It'll have DXS Because I love this couple! and maybe TXJ.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,570 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Loving Ability by Tinkfinatic reviews
After her change Bella finds she has another ability, and things aren't what she thought. Eventually Bella/Alice but starts off with the couples as in the books. Rated M for possible scenes in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,040 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Alice, Bella
The Girl Who Lived: Book One by animekidd675 reviews
What if Harry Potter was a girl? An overused plot with a twist; what if she fell in love with our favorite Gryffindor Know-It-All? Follow our new female Potter through the years as she learns what life is all about. Contains femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,499 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., OC
The Missing Scene by Marie S Zachary reviews
Based on the movie how did Allie's parents react when they found out the truth... that their daughter was the reincarnation of King Auther
Avalon High - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Tell Me Why by iamkellylouise reviews
By sleeping with Derek Shepard at prom Meredith was hurting Addison in a way nobody knew. And Addison needed to know why. AU 3x03. AddisonMeredith!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Addison M., Meredith G. - Complete
Breakdowns by quiethearted reviews
A break down in communication soon leads to one of the emotional sort.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Immune by alicatk reviews
After Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, her shield begins to manifest itself in ways she never even dreamed of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Reluctance by PerfectPride reviews
Cuddy/Thirteen pairing. Cuddy is reluctant to get involved in any serious relationships, no matter who they're with.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/11/2009 - L. Cuddy, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
In Detail by zozo42 reviews
Why is so Bella so willing to give up the chance to have cildren for eternity as a vampire? Here's my take on why... WRITTEN BEFORE I READ BREAKING DAWN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Provocations by entre-lagrimas-y-suspiros reviews
Hermione is determined to get Minerva's attention. Femeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
How Miranda likes to game by kosmos9 reviews
[Devil Wears Prada] Andy and Miranda have some fun with an arcade game. MirandaAndy.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
This Changes Everything by onesmartgoalie reviews
It's the new future where things are better. Wyatt isn't evil. The Charmed Ones aren't dead. Magic isn't exposed to the world. Things are all fine and dandy, right? Wrong. At least not for fourteen-year old Chris Halliwell. Full Summary Inside
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,257 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004
Crush Chats by artemisgirl reviews
Hermione confides in Harry about her crush on one of her friends, but it's not who Harry expected... oneshot yuri HGxGW R&R! A light fun fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hermione G. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Taking Care of the Twins reviews
Previosly Known as Don't Judge a Book By its Cover. Adventures of how couples end up being together all because of Annabeth and Percy's twins. Up Next Thalico!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Athena, Poseidon
Lois Morrison, Mary's and Jacob's mom reviews
This is my English project, I thought that I should put it up here so that people would enjoy reading Roll of Thunder Hear My Cry. Awesome book, you should all read it.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Complete
The Twin Heirs Of Chaos reviews
Two kids old as the universe. The two oldest children of chaos and the two favorite.A planet about to be destroyed. A great enemy in which its name can turn you into ashes. A great fanfic.Each task can be a crossover and you can add your characters. BEING
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
How half of the universe blew up reviews
The story in which explains why Potentia blew half of the universe
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
Forever and Always reviews
What if Bella was a daughter of Posiedon and what was she really thinking when she jumped of the cliff and into the water in New Moon. I dont own Twilight
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Bella - Complete
Manager of:
Community: People traveling to the future with Chris
Focus: TV Shows Charmed