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Joined 02-28-11, id: 2769978, Profile Updated: 07-24-11
Author has written 18 stories for Glee, Were the World Mine, Juno, Harry Potter, How I Met Your Mother, and Brokeback Mountain.

Thank you to those who read my writings, I truly appreciate it. :)

Glee pairings I like: Kurtofsky, Merzimio, Quintana, Tike, Shelby/Jesse, Karofsky/Damian (from The Glee Project), PezBerry, Karofsky/Mike.

I don't care about other Glee pairings.

But I wouldn't mind pairing Will/death?? (Emma deserves better than Will. Putting it out there)

I love Beiste as well as Dot Marie Jones. That woman is an inspiration, along with her Glee character.

I don't have the attention span to write thorough and lovely stories; however, I'm slowly forcing myself to get over that.

(also, I quite enjoy dreams, guys dressed in drag, crinkling aluminum foil in my hands, and minty water)

Thanks if you read this. Peace out. Be psychedelic.

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Shadows of Tomorrow by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
"Even with the ski mask on, Kurt could tell it was Karofsky standing in the dim light of the window." Kurtofsky non/con-dub/con
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
The Worst That Could Happen by LucyToo reviews
Kurt tries to help Dave find his way out of the closet. When things go more wrong for Dave than Kurt ever would have guessed, it's up to Kurt to help Dave pick up the pieces. Non-con, violence, homophobia, Kurtofsky. Now complete!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,927 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Beautiful Dreamers by Jay Rease reviews
Quinn is even gorgeous when she's sleeping; and this time, Santana is dreaming with her eyes wide open.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
Of Suits and Love by Orange.Dreams.4.4.0.8 reviews
Barney, when trying to find the proper way to describe his procedure of finding the right person, would use a metaphor: Finding someone special was like buying a suit. Barney/Ted, complete fluff. Enjoy!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Movie Night by dearest27helpless reviews
It's Riley's turn to pick a movie. Riley/Ben
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
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Juno and the Jock reviews
"The thing is, Steve Rendazo secretly wants me..." what if meek Bleek isn't enough, and Juno secretly wants him, too? And so our rather douchebaggy protagonist falls for...a douchebag.
Juno - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Juno M., Steve R.
Crunchatize Glee
the title doesn't make any sense. a day in the life of Glee club.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
Talent Show reviews
McKinley's last performance of the night...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Dialogue reviews
Review.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
Flying Salt and Pepper
Brief look into a Klaine future. Stressfully mundane. Review.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Complete
Weirder reviews
Years and years after high school, two figures sip Coca-Cola in the park.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
GAY BAR GAY BAR
Kurt at a gay bar. It is Halloween. No Blaine but Kurt still wants to play.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Sexy reviews
Santana and Quinn. More heat, emotion to come...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Santana L., Quinn F.
Soup
He reflects on life.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Talkin' 'Bout my Best Friend reviews
Marshall and his 'sick days'
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Marshall E., Ted M. - Complete
Max reviews
So, Dave spent his life barely progressing down the road of transformation. However...little does he know, death doesn't necessarily mean an end to that journey. Transformations, spiritual as well as physical, promised. Review.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Maxxie reviews
reincarnation, puppies, and kurtofsky hintings. what could be better? angsty and strange...but what do you think of the idea?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Green reviews
Harry Potter's lover of sorts...please REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P.
Revolver reviews
Karofsky's struggle with his feelings for Kurt take a steep, dark dive. Could there be a light at the end of the tunnel? Stay tuned...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,991 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Whiskey One Two reviews
A sad Kurt...a sort of Klaine/Kurtofsky thing going on...please REVIEW! :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
SO, YOU'RE reviews
A brief glimpse into the pause that is Ms. Emma Pillsbury's life.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Emma P., D. Karofsky - Complete
PROM reviews
Prom. Santana. Karofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Santana L., D. Karofsky - Complete
Loveliness reviews
Jonathon and Timothy love. To be finished soon.
Were the World Mine - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Complete