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Author has written 5 stories for Law and Order: SVU, Mentalist, and NCIS.

My name is Melissa. I am a major Law and Order SVU, the Mentalist, and NCIS fan. i love them all equally so don't ask. My pic on this website will change from SVU, Mentalist, and NCIS a lot so don't try to find me by pic. i dont have a particular pattern i go in ether. It's just what i feel like. I also adore reading Twilight or just reading period. i have five cats named Stormy, Orio, Gizzmo, Arrow, and Purple Tree(she was my five year old nice's cat but she gave her to me.) I also have a dog named daisy. i am blond and have moments when you would know so even if i hadden't told you. i can't spell worth crap. (thank God for spell check!). i like the color pink. i heart EO, Tiva, and Jisbon along with others that i can't think of. The only shows i really watch are cop shows. I'm almost always on this website but when i'm not i'm eather reading something else or making a story. I HATE SAD ENDINGS! in my opinon, life has too many sad ending. that is why i read and write. to read and make happy endings. My favorite words are really, hun, like, and freaking. my fav number is14 (idk why. just like it). i love country music and my laptop. i am vary random and have a short attention span unless i'm reading or writinng. Ohh, look a puppy! what? oh yah, i love reviews.

I ship:

SVU

E/O- i really do love them. it's just soo obvious.

A/C- ok, so i don't usualy go for this kind of thing but they would so be good together. (I am not against gey people. I am a follower God so I'm not for it. But really, you can't help who you fall for. I like people being with who they belong with.)

I really dislike Elliott and Kathy. I don't anything against Kathy personly. I dislike anyone that gets between Liv and El. Besides, the're not for eachother. They're good people apart but they don't mix well.

The mentalist

Jisbon- I LOVE JISBON!!!! I can't beleave they arn't together yet >:(

Grigsby- I really think they suld be together.

NCIS

Tiva- It just seems so... duh! They belong together. They don't need all these other people. they need EACHOTHER! I really hope that guy (i can't think of his name... Dammit!) doesn't come back.

McGabby- jeez, these two are so Cute! they are just good for eachother.

Jibbs- she didn't die! She can't (i am in obvious danile. i think i spelled that wrong)

Twilight

Alice/Jasper- They have one of the most... Deep? romances ever. i love them so much.

Bella/Edward- They obviously love eachother. (If SM thought Jake and Bella should be together he would have imprinted on her. But he didn't. GET OVER IT!)

Rose/Emmett- I love how he doesn't see the selfish side of her but sees the true Rose.

Esme/Carslisle- I love them. What can i say?

Jake/Nessie- They belong together. As much as i don't like it, they do. I share Bella's opinion on this subject.

Harry Potter (I like both Harry Potter and Twilight. They are both the best books I've ever read. I can like both. Just because both of the movies have RP doesn't mean one has to be better.

Harry and Genny- They are so cute together.

Ron and Herminie- Love 'em. they are so good for eachother

I LOVE COPPY AND PASTING. this might take a while


law and order svu

YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO SVU WHEN...

1. You know so much about the actors on the show you could write their biography.

2. You would definitely give Benson or Stabler a kidney in a FLASH if they needed it.

3. EVERY Wednesday night is booked to watch the newest episode of SVU.

4. You make some sort of reference to SVU even when whatever you're doing has nothing to do with it.(duh)

5. You cry when Benson or Stabler gets hurt in an episode.

6. You buy magazines you would usually never get unless Mariska Hargitay or Chris Meloni are on the cover.

7. You can recite the opening of the show with your eyes closed. (phhh thats nothing)

8. You know that "I'd give you my kidney" means "I love you" in EO language.

9. You can tell which episode and/or season it is based on Olivia's hairstyle

10. You scream at the tv when you know there was just a moment that would've been right for Elliot and Olivia to JUST KISS ALREADY!!

11. You were about to have a mental break down and hated Elliot for about 15 minutes in 2 episodes when he kissed Beck and when she was there holding his hand when he got stabbed. (i was really pissed)

12. You threw things and yelled "Kathy is your EX-wife! Thats why the EX is there!!" when Elliot slept with Kathy. (you know it)

13. Law and Order CI puts you to sleep

14. You found out Kathy got pregnant the things you said would make a sailor blush.

15. You weren't bothered one bit by Olivia saying "I found my brother", "He's my brother", or "I have a brother" 100 times in the last few episodes of season 8.

16. You watch SVU WHENEVER it's on despite the amount of times you've seen the episode already.

17. Your idea of math equations are
ELLIOT + OLIVIA= PERFECT
ELLIOT + KATHY= NOOOO
ELLIOT + DANI= NEVER (hay who needs school? i got this)

18. You have the "doink doink" as a ringtone.

19. Your family never asks what you're going to watch on tv; they know it's SVU.

20. You freak out if you miss an episode, even if you've seen it a million times before.

21. You know they just said something funny even though the other people in the living room have no idea they were being funny.

22. You ask yourself "what would Munch do?"

23. You watch "The Love Guru" just because he says "Mariska Hargitay" in the movie. (i just watched the clip with her in it lol)

24. You get mad when there is no SVU marathon.

25. You start having conversations with yourself about whatever episode you're watching. (you don't?)

26. You think "Dani" (*gasp*) is a bad four letter word.

27. You mistakenly call SUV's, SVU's. (that happens all the time!)

28. You know the difference between the SVU and CI theme songs. (well yah, they are really difrent)

29. Even small things, like the word "conspiraces" make you think of Munch.

30. You know what the phrases "Moredock has dolphin porn" and "Porter and the teddy bear filled with cocaine" mean.

31. You constantly wonder when Casey will return from her disbarrment.

32. Something SVU related is mentioned and everyone looks at you. (gilty)

33. When the perp asks a question you and Olivia/Elliot answer with the same answer at the same time.

34. You hum the theme song and your friends glare at you.

35. You watched the episode of Seinfield for the EXPRESS REASON that Mariska Hargitay was in it (for all of two seconds, which you found quite dissapointing).

36. You have dreams that you are part of the show and are catching criminals.

37. You have dreams that you are Olivia/Elliot and are catching criminals.

38. These dreams have made you realize you want to work in the Special Victims Unit.

39. You seriously consider joining the police force after watching the show.

40. You rejoiced to the heavens for twenty full minutes when Dani Beck left the show. (i danced)

41. You refer to Kathy as "She-who-must-not-be-named" and use the phrase frequently.

42. You are thinking of naming your kids Elliot and Olivia, Casey and John, etc.

43. You know the characters' lines before they've said them.

44. Other crime shows put you to sleep.

45. You cried uncontrollably when Calvin was taken away from Olivia... and then rewound it to watch it again. (OMG that was the saddest moments ever!)

46. When people complain that they want to watch something else, you grab the remote and growl at them menacingly, daring them to try to take it from you.

47. When your friends reach for the remote to change the show from SVU, you glare at them and threatne to bite their hand if they touch it.

48. When they try to take the remote, you bite their hand, fufilling your promise. (hay i told you i would)

49. When they begin to yell at you for biting them, you turn back to the screen and complain that they are distracting you from your show and tell them to shut up.

50. You shreiked when you saw Mariska Hargitay as Spencer's mom on Pretty Little Liars. (i did)

51. You proceeded to watch Pretty Little Liars in hopes of seeing Mariska again.

52. When someone says "JFK", you think back to Munch's picture of JFK on his desk.

53. When you watched Zebras and saw Olivia kiss the blonde dude, your mouth hung open during the entire kiss. Then, you cackled with glee when Elliot kicked him, yelling "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KISSING ELLIOT'S WOMAN!"

54. You surf the web looking for upcoming shows that that cast might be in.

55. You yelled at the televsion until morning when Mariska lost her Screen Actors Guild Award to the lead actress on The Good Wife.

56. When they ask you who you look up to in school your reply is "Detective Olivia Benson" (Elliot Stabler... etc.)

57. When someone puts down the show you are quick to defend with a swift "Oh, and did you win multiple Acadedmy Awards for your performance? I don't THINK so!"

58. Whenever someone figures out soemthing you announce "Bing bang bong!"

59. During an intense moment, you shout "DUN DUN!" (DUN)

60. You are always looking over shoulder, looking for a chance to chasea perp down the street like Elliot and Olivia.

61. You sit down to watch a new episode, and you keep thinking, "This is it! This is the one where they're gonna kiss!"

62. YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE TO WARN OTHERS OF THEIR POSSIBLE SVU OBSESSION!

fav quotes

Does dealing with sexual deviance affect me? The answer is no. You can ask my blow up doll." -John Munch, SVU

"Now I'm a pain in my own ass." -John Munch, SVU

And I'd like your balls in a blender, but ain't life a bitch?" -Olivia Benson, SVU

"Thank you. You've offered a provocative theory. What it lacks in substance, it makes up for in pretty colors." -Alex Cabot, SVU

"Civil liberties, good. Lawyers, bad." -John Munch, SVU

"Don't look at me. I just know stuff." -Fin Tutuola, SVU

"It's a case of he said, she said, he's dead." -Don Cragen, SVU

"Sometimes all that brooding intensity is just annoying." -ME Warner about Elliot Stabler, SVU

"I'd give you my kidney." "Not if I gave you mine first." -Elliot Stabler and Olivia Benson, SVU (i LOVE this quote!!)

"I doubt it seriously, but hey, stranger things have happened. I'd get it on with Benson. Sure, bring her on! I'm not afraid." --Chris Meloni regarding the possiblities of an on-the-job romance

"Anywhere you go with Mariska, the parade follows." - Chris Meloni

"Hot detective love. Is it wrong?" - Chris Meloni about his now infamous liplock with Mariska

Mariska: (on Chris’s Emmy nomination) I was crying, I was so happy. And he goes, ‘So what, I sucked the first few years?’

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. olivia

2. casey

3. munch

4. cragen

5. fin

6. alex

7. melinda

8. elliott

9. huang

10. Dani Beck (i actualy hate her but i'm running out of people)

11. kathy (i don't hate her personaly, i don't like anyone who keeps elliott from olivia)

12. Jefferies

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Alex and kathy? no. that would be strange.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

cragen? sorry but he's a bit old for a fourteen year old girl.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

if jefferies got elliott pregnant i would be vary confused.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

huang? they are out there, i haven't read one, but they are there.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

alex and casey? totaly!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

fin and huang or dani? hahahahaha no.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

if melinda walked in on casey and Jefferies making out? she would walk in and walk right back out.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Dani has never liked munch. he never really liked her. but what happens when a snow storm lock the two in a small hotal room? could be love. (lol this will never happen. pritty good though right?)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

olivia and elliott? humm... DUH! these two are freaking soul mates! i could write pages on why thay should be together.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic

In each others shoes.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

probably

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

IDK

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

casey, cragen, fin? ewww no way!!!!

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

God, thats hard. there are so many songs that could go with elliot.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WORNING: olivia/alex/jefferies may make you want to barf!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

fin? like yesterday.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

"olivia and melinda are in a happy relationship until huang runs off with melinda. olivia, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with kathy and a brief unhappy affair with alex, then follows the wise advice of fin and finds true love with casey. (lovly. just beutiful... NOT!)

18: (9) (5) (4), (7), (10) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (10) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (10), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (10) becomes in a relationship with (10), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (1) and is sent to prison, allowing (10) and (7) to continued their relationship.

huang, fin, cragen, melinda, dani and munch are playing Truth or Dare. fin asks melinda, and melinda says Truth. fin asks who melinda loves, and melinda, confessed their true love with cragen. cragen does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with munch. melinda is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in dani while munch and cragen run into the sunset together. However, fin is secretly in love with dani, and become so jealous of melinda, who, after the comfort from dani becomes in a relationship with dani, and so fin decides to murder melinda, but is stopped just in time by the police officer olivia and is sent to prison, allowing dani and melinda to continued their relationship. (wow! what a story)

19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

i would be sad because elliott and melinda are both really awsome people and i would hope thhat thay would stay friends.


The mentalist

this is how you know that your obsessed with the mentalist

you listen to references to the show in every song

the majority of emails in your inbox are about the mentalist

you have a mentalist playlist on your ipod/Mp3 player

you have some scenes memorized

you can spend the whole day doing nothing but reading fanfiction

when you wake up, the first thing that pops into your head is the mentalist.

you always wait for the right moment to say a quote of the mentalist when youre talking to someone

you can type "The mentalist" really fast because of all the times youve googled it

you are in class and start drawing RJ smiley faces on your notebook, of course with your red pen.

you bust out mentalist quotes when the time calls or randomly in the day!

you start to refer to people as irksome instead of plain annoying

your more observant to the people around you

when someone says "How dare you" you just say back "did I do something daring?"

you do a magic trick and when asked about it you mention the magic circle assasians

you practice being dead pan like Kimball Cho even when someone tells you a joke!

when you get any magazine, you flip to the TV section just to see if the mentalist was in the top 20 watched!

you want to get a shirt that says team mentalist! or team jisbon/rigspelt

fav quotes

"He irks me. He's irksome."- Patrick Jane

"(To friend that called for his help, because she was the main murder suspect) If you're ever guilty, don't call me; just go to Brazil." - jane

"Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks."- jane

"Oh, come on, guys. I just robbed a Russian mobster. You can't call Lisbon?"- jane

"If I tell you how it's done, the magic circle will send a team of assassins to kill us all. It's the law."- jane

"She does the detecting and I do the insulting."- jane

"Things are getting weird, we're off to see a witch."- lisbon

"(To the local Sheriff) We don't help, we take over."- lisbon

"You should put a flashlight underneath your chin just to complete the effect."- lisbon

"Oh, in the context of someone letting himself get hypnotized, nearly throwing his colleague off a building, and then finally being able to overpower a small crazy woman to retrieve the situation? You did okay."- lisbon

"Go to hell. Take a toothbrush!"- lisbon

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Cho

2. Van Pelt

3. Lisbon

4. hightower

5. Jane

6. Rigsby

7. Red John (obviously don't like him)

8. Minelli

9. Bosco (not crazy about him ether)

10. Jane's dad (not sure of the name)

11. Lisbon's mom (don't know that name ether)

12. umm... the pony that Jane got Lisbon? (let's just call him pony)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

ok, really? Rigsby and lisbon's mom? wow. no, no i havent.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

hightower? she's a chick.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

what would happen if the pony got minelli pregnant? hmmm...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

bosco? i guess. like i said, i'm not a huge fan of him...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Van Pelt and Rigsby? well they are my secound fav so yah, they would.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

jane and bosco or jane and jane's dad? wow, umm... nether? those are some seriously sick mental pics.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

ha ha ha! i-if R-Red John walked in o-on Van Pelt and t-the pony making out *wipes tear from eye because i was laughing so hard* i think it would happen like this:

"WHAT THE HELL? how is that possible?!? i give up. nothing in the world could suprise me now." Red john walks out of the room mumbling.

Rigsby takes the mask off. "Jane is sooo owes us!" Rigsby yells, still blushing at the kisses.

"It was totaly worth it to see red jon's face." Van Pelt said and Rigsby agrees.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Lisbon has to interagate jane's father and he terns out to be someone no one exspected.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

cho and minelli? i don't think so?

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic

the tears of a pony and a killer

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

wait, three as in question three or just number three? because i know that no one has read question three. but i also know that everyone that reads the mentalist has reas number three.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

no

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Van Pelt/hightower/Jane? i seriously dout it.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

IDK

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WORNING: cho/rigsby/pony may confuse the hell out of you

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

jane? like today.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

"cho and Red John are in a happy relationship until bosco runs off with red john. cho, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with lisbon's mom and a brief unhappy affair with rigsby, then follows the wise advice of jane and finds true love with van pelt. (ok, what?)

18: (9) (5) (4), (7), (10) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (10) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (10), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (10) becomes in a relationship with (10), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (1) and is sent to prison, allowing (10) and (7) to continued their relationship.

bosco, jane, hightower, red john, jane's dad and lisbon are playing Truth or Dare. jane asks red john, and red john says Truth. jane asks who red john loves, and red john, confessed their true love with hightower. hightower does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with lisbon. red john is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in jane's dad while lisbon and hightower run into the sunset together. However, jane is secretly in love with jane's dad, and become so jealous of red john, who, after the comfort from jane's dad becomes in a relationship with jane's dad, and so jane decides to murder red john, but is stopped just in time by the police officer cho and is sent to prison, allowing jane's dad and red john to continued their relationship. (umm... nice?)

19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

red john and minelli? i wouldn't care.


Twilight

To hell with a knight in shining armor, I want a werewolf on a motorcycle. ;)

Who cares about a 'prince with many riches', I want a vampire on a Volvo ;)

You wanna know what a girl looks for in a guy? Go read Twilight.

People say Twilight is gay, I'm going off but cooling down. But the minute you say Justin Beiber looks better than Taylor Lautner, it's going down!

Did you konw that forever is actually a very short amount of time?

I am Switzerland. I don't care who's a vampire and who's a werewolf. Cope and paste this onto your profile if you're team Switzerland.

I wonder what would happen if I wore red contacts during Breaking Dawn . . .

If you EVER see a werewolf, six foot two, black hair, amazing abs, standing in the woods fighting with a bronze-haired, hot, pale guy that sparkles . . . LET. ME. KNOW!

Stephenie Meyer should finish Midnight Sun!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME, actaully OH MY EMMETT :D)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullensmight be playingbaseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE: yell, the sun! it burns!
TWILIGHT FANS: yell, the sun! it makes me sparkle!

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!


Randome stuff

Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this on your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years

If you can read this message you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

My mother taught me . . .

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Cat:

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Copy And Pastes:

If your not a 'lover' or a 'fighter' you only fight for what you love, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your not a 'leader' or a 'follower' you just follow those who you look up to and lead those who need some strength, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when the denist has their finger in your mouth, you want to bite it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a Christian, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish love was like volleyball, where you call "MINE" and everyone backs off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forget things easily, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are confused easily, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't do a flip, copy and paste this into your profile.

92% of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile

76% of teenagers would scream if Justin Bieber tried to jump of a building. Paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 24% screaming 'do a backflip!'

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Opening Credits: When you're gone, Avril Lavigne (OK?)

Waking Up: Waking up in Vegas, Katy Perry (lol)

First Day of School: Castle in the sky, dj satimo (Nice)

Falling In Love: Whatever it is, Zac Brown band (That's fitting)

Fight Song: Time of your life, Green Day (What?)

Breaking Up: I run to you, Lady Antebellum (Good song)

Prom Night: Hot 'n cold, katy perry (Ok)

Life: Lessons learned, Carrie Underwood (Love it)

Mental Breakdown: Stuck like glue (If you saw the music video, this is funny)

Driving: Free, Zac Brown band (Like the song but it don't fit)

Flashback: Thinking of you, Katy Perry

Getting Back Together: You Belong with me, Taylor Swift (good)

Wedding: Truly madly deeply, savage garden (Perfict)

Birth of a Child: Never grow up, taylor swift(like it)

Final Battle: Concrete Angel, Martina McBride (sad song)

Funeral Song: Don't forget to remember me, carrie underwood (Good fit)

Final Credits: This kiss, Faith Hill (OK)


1. YOUR REAL NAME

Melissa

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)

melizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)

Pink cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

lynn beccon (OMG! that could be a real sope opera name!)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

brome

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

purple coke

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Eonredn

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

Ann Lee

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Storm

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this

Only in America

1.Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Here are some funny things to think about... (* are my faves. some will have a lot of *. the more there is, the more i love it)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball makes a big hole in paper.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. * (If you don't think so, TRY IT)

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?*

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.*

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.*

If silence is golden, is talking silver?

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.*

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.*

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.*

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want you quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.*

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.*

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.*

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.*

If practice makes perfect and no one's perfect, why practice?*

I'm nobody. Nobody's perfect; therefore, I'm perfect.

Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a fit. Got it.*

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until she's in hot water.*

You remind me of my husband (boy who had a crush on me) execpt you're not buried in the backyard.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

The statistics on insanity are that 1 of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.*(lmao)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.*(i love a good inner conflict)

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.*

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.*

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.*

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.*

If ignorance is bliss, then why is there school? (good question)

Dumb man fish on land, smart man fish on boat, dead man fish in middle.

The solution to skin cancer…become nocturnal.

Strange is only a matter of perspective.*

When you're little, toys are colorful chunks of plastic. When you're older, they're something that's potentially dangerous.

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own. (Mythbusters)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull.

If you have run into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of that 8 percent that would be laughing their bums off.*

Being mature is overrated.*

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.*

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.*

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.*

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.*

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."*

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world*

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.*

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!*

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.*

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!*

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives.*

"Dreams are like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."

I have short term memory loss. I have short term memory loss. I have short term memory loss.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.*

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!”* ~Tony V.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. No more to say for that.*(This might be a good life lesson)

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!"

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!*

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!*(OK, so i

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

"You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think."

"What you call dog with no legs?Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."*

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. (always and forever!)

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do? kill me? hahaha...yeah surrreeee.

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

"Set sail in a general that way direction."*

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”*

You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.*

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"*

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I’m the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.*

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.*

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”*

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

“Shut it, voices, or I’ll poke you with a spork!"

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! (im sorry. finding nemo is like one of my MANY favorite movies :D)

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!*

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.*

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

-STRESS: a condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperatly deserves it.*

-Never argue with a stupid person; first, they'll drag you down to their level, then they'll beat you with experience.

-Never be afraid to try something new; remember, amatures built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic!

-Be nice to nerds, chances are one day, you'll end up working for them.

-Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyways.

-There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.*

-How is it that a careless match starts a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?

-Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

-It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

-That which does not kill you, will probably try again.

-I'm not tense, I'm just terribly terribly alert.

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

-This is not something that should be tossed aside lightly, it should be thrown with great force.

-I like work, it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it forever.

-Whoever said nothing was impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door!

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-If everything is going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

-I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem!

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

-When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

-Everyone makes mistakes; the trick is to make them when no one is looking.

-The only subsitute for bad manners is quick reflexes.

-SHIN: n. a device for finding furniture in the dark.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

It was fun to watch as he slowly began trusting me in the kitchen. ~ Twilight

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

T.U.F.F puppy

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:33

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

my cusin, tyler, playing with the fan

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

yesterday night to get the mail

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

a fanfiction

9. What are you wearing?

jean shorts, a t-shirt, and slippers

10. Did you dream last night?

IDK

11. When did you last laugh?

five minets ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Lavender purple with sparkels, twilight posters, and a bunch of shelves.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

yah a pic of a man waring a sumbraro while eating a peach

14. What do you think of this quiz?

it's fine.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Tron

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A car for when i'm sixteen (less than two years), the rest would go to my mom to pay off her dets and my college funds.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am one of four children. all of wich except two have difrent fathers.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would get rid of child abuse

19. Do you like to dance?

no.

20. George Bush:

not the best president, but also not the worst.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Isabella marie (It has nothing to do with twilight. i just really like that name)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Cullen (OK, so maby that does have something to do with Twilight, but that is a cool name too)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yeah, but if I did it would be an English speaking nation.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

Welcome home my daughter


Things that really tuched me

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holdingthe doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for hristmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"Ok" he said, "I hope I do haveenough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rosefor my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gaveme enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle . . .

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this onto your profile if youwould do the same thing for someone you love.

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Celestial Wings: Reborn by Ina Edwin reviews
Being re-written! Given a second chance to live, Harry now Jadon, discovers the hidden truth behind his birth, an ancient Celestial bloodline and the manipulations of Dumbledore that started it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,845 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Strength by 7starfish7 reviews
He could feel her limp in his arms, hear her breathing slow, and see, oh god could he see, he could see, that she was dying. Guess who wants revenge? Not your typical Harris story but it does start out that way M for violence & smut. REPOST
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,659 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 1/8/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson
Four Is A Crowd by GaskarthInMyPants reviews
Lisbon's brother goes off to war leaving her responsible for his four kids and Jane shows up to help...this could only mean trouble. JISBON! READ/REVIEW!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,997 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
A Deadly Phobia by BnBfanatic reviews
My most recent new story/team fic. Will Tony's phobia of Dentist's turn out to be nothing? Or will it turn into a deadly fight for his life and maybe even the lives of some of his team? Read & see!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,617 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Metamorphosis by SpecialAgentWho13 reviews
"Clear," McGee called. "Clear." Tony joined him in the kitchen. They heard Gibbs call from upstairs, "Clear." Ziva didn't call out. Tiva. McAbby if you squint.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - [Tony D., Ziva D.]
What Happens In The Desert: Stays In The Desert by Lost Inspiration reviews
Tony has a plan. Gibbs and McGee are apart of it too. Evenge the death of their former friend and parter, but what happens when they find out she's not dead. Or that she has a daughter with her. Set in Season 7.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,195 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Underneath the Surface Unexpected Secrets by NCIS-ZivaFanaticx reviews
It started with a case and an absent Ziva. After one secret is revealed a few more are as well, can the team help? Please R&R. Sorry, I will not be updating anytime soon, reason is inside.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,632 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
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Disney world meets the Mentalist! reviews
The mentalist goes to Disney World on vacation.Jane makes a challenge for everyone. Jisbon! My good frind Melwich asked me to continue her story. The first five chapters are pritty close to the original. i did tweek it some though.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
five little lisbons reviews
A woman and five children stood in my office. The children looked just like me. JISBON!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The plane ride reviews
Do you ever wonder what happened on the plane ride home from Somalia? Lots of Tiva! one shot
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Olivia's rescuer reviews
Olivia gets kidnaped! no worries Elliott is comming to her rescue. E/O
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson