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Joined 02-28-11, id: 2770582, Profile Updated: 10-16-13
Author has written 8 stories for Vampire Academy, Lord of the Rings, and Supernatural.

Hi! My names Mary. I live in Canada ('cause where else would I live?) and Canada is awesome. I'm 15 years old and I love writing. I'm addicted to VA, HON and LOTR. Also I really like Supernatural, Sherlock, Game of Thrones and Dexter :3

If you're here from Tumblr here's mine: http://idjits-assbutts-and-cockles.tumblr.com/

I also have Skype incase anyone wants to chat (I like chatting =3) Skype: skittlebunny2713

Also I like gaming so if you have an Xbox 360 feel free to add me: Glitzy Mary

So I want to thank everyone who has reviewed my stories, and for not giving up on them even though they may or may not suck.

NOTE: Feeling awful right now about not posting anything in forever. I've been extremely busy with a huge project I've been working on that may or may not backfire on me. To be honest, I haven't really been doing anything because of what I'm working on. I WILL make sure to at least try and update things though.

Favourite Books:

-Vampire Academy series (In Order): Last Sacrifice, Vampire Academy, Frostbite, Shadow Kiss, Spirit Bound, Blood Promise.

-The Host

-Beautiful Creatures, Beautiful Darkness

-The House of Night series

-The Lord of the Rings

-The Hobbit

-The Hunger Games

The list is endless!!!

Favourite Authors:

-Richelle Mead

-J. R. R. Tolkien

-Nina Malkin

-Barbra Park (I love Junie B Jones!)

-Stephen King

-Suzanne Collins

-Beth Goobie

Favourite Bands/Singers:

-Breaking Benjamin

-Evanescence

-Stateless

-Eminem

-The Script

-The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

-Journey

-Shiny Toy Guns

-Apocalyptica

-Three days Grace

-Muse

-Skrilex

-SYIR (Stuck in your radio)


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV. (When I'm bored)

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

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YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love skirts.

Cats are better than dogs

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner. (SOMETIMES!)

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mum for advice.

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.

You hate wearing the colour black.

You like hanging out at the shopping centre.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewellery.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body perfume.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of every thing.

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Random Vampire Academy Quiz.

Who introduced you to the books?

I was at the library and I saw the books (I have a minor obsession with Vampires) so I picked them up and started reading! Fell in love with them!

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Borrowed them from the library, then I got them for Christmas!!

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Christian and Rose

Who's your favorite Moroi?

Adrian

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"When I saw you fall..." "You thought 'Wow, she's a loser'" Vampire Academy pg. 251 (When Rose is in the clinic cuz she fell off the bench. I laugh everytime I read that line!)

What was your favorite Rose and Adrian moment?

Their first meeting!

How about your favorite Lissa and Rose moment?

When Rose leaves the Academy to kill Dimitri.

What was your favorite adventure/battle

When Christian and Rose decide to be total badasses and kill all those Strigoi during the attack on the Academy.

Which book cover was your favorite?

Last Sacrifice book cover.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Duh!


GET TO KNOW MEEE!

1) Favorite object in my room?

My IPod!

2) What flavor Slurpee do you get?

I don't get them that often...

3) Do you get nervous before doctors appointments?

Who doesn't?

4) Favorite song?

Bloodstream by Stateless

5) What do you think of hot dogs?

I will only eat them when I go camping.

6) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Orange juice

7) Can you do pushups?

Yeahhh

8) Can you do chin ups?

Never really tried

9) What’s you favorite piece of jewelry?

Don't wear jewelry!

10) Do you like blue cheese?

Eww! No! It's disgusting.

11) Ever been in a car crash?

Nope!

12) What's one thing you hate about your self?

Hmmm... I have a really long list

13) Middle name?

Elizabeth!

14) 3 things going through your head right now?

1. I really don't want to go back to school!

2. My life i extremely boring

3. My brother should shut up.

15) Three things you bought yesterday?

School supplies!

New IPod!

16) 3 things you drink regularly?

Milk! Water and juice

17) 3 things you eat regularly?

Chocolate, steak, pb & j samiches!

18) Current worry?

None

19) Current hate?

Nothing!!

20) Do you spend Christmas with your extended worry?

Umm... what? I'm totallly confused right now!

21) How do you bring in the new year?

Party till 4 am!

22) Where would you like to be right now?

Somewhere in New Zealand

23) Do you own slippers?

Yuppers!

24) What shirt are you wearing?

I'm in my pajamas!!!

25) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

Iv'e never tried it... but sure! Why not?

26) Can you whistle?

Yeah!

27) Which hand do you write with?

Right hand!

28) Favorite girls name?

Good question... I'd have to say Dylan cuz it works as both a boys and girls name.

29) Favorite boys name?

Andrew!

30) Whats in your pocket?

I don't have any pockets!

31) Last person to make you laugh?

One of my friends...

32) Worst injury you've ever had?

Probably when I got a black eye... I'm a careful person.

33) Do you love where you live?

Yup! I love Canada!

34) How many TV's do you have at home?

Three!

35) Who is your loudest friend?

Probably meee...

36) How many dogs do you have?

One! She's a little yorkie!

37) What is your favorite candy?

Skittles!

38) Where is the next place you want to travel to?

New Zealand! Or Russia!

39) What were you doing at midnight last night?

Reading...

40) What was the first thing you thought this morning when you woke up?

I don't want to go to work!

41) What song is stuck in your head right now?

U smile by Justin Bieber... I don't know how it got there! I hate Justin Bieber!

42) What was the last thing that you ate?

An Apple!

43) What was the last TV show that you watched/finished?

True Blood :D

44) Are you a nerd?

Yupp! The nerdiest!

45) How many people do you think have actually read this whole quiz?

Honestly? I don't care.

THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

What color is your toothbrush?

Purple!!

Name one person who made you smile today:

Some random stranger walking down the street!

What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

My mother woke me up -_- I had to work.

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Reading a book!

Have you ever been to a strip club?

Why the hell would I, a 14 year old girl, go to a strip club??

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookies and cream! Om Nom Nom!

What was the last thing you had to drink?

MILK!

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Psh, no! I don't like shopping!

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Butter popcorn!!!

Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope!

Do you go to church every Sunday?

Church is boring...

Do you have a tan?

I cannot tan! No matter how I hard I try! I'm like an Albino!

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

No! Pizza is awesome!

Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Nope!

What did your last text message say?

My phones dead (like always) so I haven't texted anyone in a while

What are you doing tomorrow?

Working... again!

Look to your left, what do you see?

A pile of books!

What color is your watch?

I don't own a watch!

What do you think of when you hear Hawaii?

Giant volcano! And it's too warm.

What is your birthstone?

Blue Topaz!

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Ummm, the drive thru.

What is your favorite number?

13!! It's my lucky number!

Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

A telemarketer... he was really annoying!

Any plans for today?

Nope! Just gonna read, listen to music, go on Fanfiction and write!

How many states have you lived in?

None... I live in Canada!

Biggest annoyance right now?

My brother.

Last song listened to?

If I die young by The Band Perry

Can you say the alphabet backwards?

No! I really wish I could! I don't even know annyone who can do that!

Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Yupp! My mom! :D

Are you jealous of anyone?

I'm jealous of Lissa cuz she gets to date Christian!

Is anyone jealous of you?

Nope!

Do you love anyone?

My family!

Do any of your friends have children?

I hope not!

What do you usually do during the day?

Read, Write, School, Work, Computer... I have a boring life!

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Maybeee!

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

No I use 'Hi' or 'Hey!'

What color is your car?

I don't have a car!

Do you like cats?

No! They are evil! I got scratched by one of the SOB's!

Are you thinking about someone right now?

Nope!

How did you get your worst scar?

I was playing Scorpion with my friends... I have a lot of scars on my hand from that -_-


1

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quiz

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Word

Not as easy as you may think.

1. Where is your cell phone?

Dead

2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?

None

3. Your hair?

Brown

4. Your mother?

Annoying

5. Your father?

Awesome

6. Your favorite thing?

Music

7. Your dream last night?

Bad

8. Your favorite drink?

Milk

9.Your dream car?

Charger

10. The room you're in?

Bedroom

11. Your ex?

None

12. Your fear?

Ocean

14. Where were you last night?

Home

15. What you're not right now?

Sad

16. Muffins?

YUMMY!

17. One of your wish list items?

Movie

18. Where you grew up?

Canada

19. The last thing you did?

Run

20. What are you wearing?

Clothes

21.Whats on TV?

Nothing

22.Your pet or pets?

Dog

23. Your computer?

Life

24.Your Life?

Boring!!!

25.Your Mood?

Bored

26. Missing someone?

Yeah

28. Your car?

None

29. Your work?

Boring

30. Like someone?

Yupp

31. Your favorite color?

Dunno

32. When is the last time you laughed?

Always!


1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"He thought, Here I SIT, about to COOL it, my plan to EAT a fuckin' BOOL-it." (Everythings Eventual, Stephen King)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My glasses! I shoul be wearing them right now o_0

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

True Blood!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:00 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:55 pm! I was close!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My brother playing some video game

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I was going for a run

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

email and Facebook

9. What are you wearing?

My purple penguin pajamas!

10. Did you dream last night?

Yeees! But I'm not gonna tell you what I dreamt of!

11. When did you last laugh?

A few seconds ago

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A few poster's of some famous person!

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I saw a homeless person run into a pole because he was looking at something and not paying attention.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's okay.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Bram Stoker's Dracula!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Theres a lot of stuff I woud buy!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

My favourite animal is a Wolf! They are amazing hunters!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would find some way to stop Global Warming!

19. George Bush:

Someone throw another shoe at him!!!!


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Assassinating in Blood by chocorose64 reviews
Rose is part of a team deep inside the EDA, a secret government agency. Dimitri's her new member, but he's Russian, something that scares the hell out of her. He has to get her to like him, and he has to save her life, a lot.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,742 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Book Club Frostbite by Victoria Marie Dragomir reviews
Follow-up to Book Club. How will the gang react to the thoughts of Rose Hathaway. Will Dimitri accept his child? Will Lissa discover the bond? How will the gang react to reading Mason's death. Read and give it a go. Hopefully different. xXxXxXx
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,870 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Win a Kiss by GuardianD reviews
When the VA gang decides to play some games like hide and seek,truth or dare and man hunt, what happens when winning gets you a kiss? Who wins and who gets kissed? I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE ACADEMY! Dimitri isn't a strigoi!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,634 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Random Rose by AVampireEclipse reviews
Just for fun! A story with a few laughs. What happens when Rose gets a little incredibly hyped up from sugar and caffeine? Can her friends try and control her before she gets into too much trouble? A complete stupid & random story. Rose is pretty OOC It's an absolute PARODY.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,853 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Rose H.
Boys Next Door by AdriansGrl reviews
"I was sold when Dimitri came walking down the hall," I said seriously...Rose and Liss go looking for a new apartment what they find is much better. ALL HUMAN
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,278 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Blood Promise read aloud by MissHathaway reviews
Our favorite gang is reading Blood Promise :)
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,429 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 3/19/2011
The Forbidden Game by Nbjbrownie reviews
"He's here" I whispered."How do you know that?" she asked fear laced in her voice."It's when everything suddenly turns quite" Hi I'm Rose Hathway my life was normal for a while, but then everything changed after what happened in my grandfather's basement. The problem is I don't remember what happened there.The only thing I do is feeling watched every 3am why? I never knew until now
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,825 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Rose H.
Game Night at St Vlad's by YamiMagicianGirl reviews
Christian smiled falsely and turned to Dimitri. "Rose would like to cordially invite you to embarrass yourself by hanging with us for a few nights. Guaranteed to ruin your reputation and most likely get us all in a shitload of trouble. Sounds fun, right?"
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,979 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Rose H.
Truth or Dare Vampire Academy style' by WIERD101 reviews
Okay this was different but couldn't make any more chapters so it's going back to the original plan. Okay the gang is playing truth or dare. Someone MAY die and someone MAY get expelled! HEHEHE! I'm evil I know! Please read it'll be worth while...I think
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 29,652 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Off With A Bang by Marvel-Patronus reviews
What happens when Dimitri takes that hunting trip Abe promised him at the end of Last Sacrifice? Set two months later, Rose and Dimitri fluff, A visit from a very heartbroken Adrian, A pregnant Lissa and a few lemons here and there hope you enjoy :
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,009 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Reading Vampire Academy by xPocketfullofFreakingSunshinex reviews
Rose, Dimitri, Lissa, Christian, Alberta, Adrian, Abe, Janine, Sydney, Eddie, Mia and a few surprise guest all reading about their lives. Suckish summary I know Please read and review
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,428 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Rose H., Lissa D. - Complete
Donut by GoldenChainsXO reviews
Rose addopts a little puppy but she has to hide it from Dimitir. Fluff, Lemons, Russian god and a cute little puppy, what more cold you want! Review please :D Was a one shot, now continued. Follows Rose and Dimitri's life with their mischevious dog.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,508 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Just Normal Vampire Life by littlemissoutofmyway reviews
Rose stops the blond from taking Dimitri. This is there life from that point on. Very funny. M scenes will be marked. What crazy things will Rose and the gang get into? And what about babies, a new girlfriend, and queens... All will be revealed!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,773 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
His Redeemable Soul by xx-RedRoseBlackThorn-xx reviews
ALL HUMAN! Rose has moved out and is starting over again: in a new town, a new school, with a new family, Meanwhile, a senior Russian heartthrob has caught her eye and Dimitri's façade seems to want nothing to do with her. Can she obtain his attention?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Scars that Memory Leave by cnt spel and idc reviews
AU and OOC. It's some VA characters in my own twisted world.T for language and stuff. I dnt own the names from VA or some lyrics, but everything else is mine so NO TOUCHY MY STORY. Thanks and enjoy
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,899 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
You Did What? by kittenxxkisses reviews
Lissa receives a strange parcel from the even stranger RM, containing six books. The first book? Vampire Academy. And, knowing Lissa, the gang can't leave without reading them all. post lastsacrifice
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,398 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Rose H.
Little Dimka by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
You saw how Dimitri and everyone handed Rose as a baby. But how will Rose handle Little Dimitri? He's curious,and full of energy! Lissa's out at court, so Dimitri won't be able to turn back until she comes back. Sequel to Baby Rose! Lot's of cuteness!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,908 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
A Hell of a ride! by LostSacrifice reviews
This story takes place after Last Sacrifice so it contains SPOILERS! Rose and Dimitri wake up after a night of hard partying, but they don't remember much of it... soon they start to remember and everything is just plain CRAZY! read and review!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
ridinm' cowboy by CALL-EM-AS-I-SEE-EM reviews
Summery – very, very lemony…?Just how good do you think Dimitri's coat looks on a naked Rose? Dimitri was never taken in the battle at the Academy…
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Book Club by Victoria Marie Dragomir reviews
I do know that this had been done, but i would really appreciate it if you guys would give me a chance here. It is my first fanfic. The gang plus a few others are gathered to read the VA books but who was it that got them together? Different. R&R XxX
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,804 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
St Vladmir's Hilarious Game Night by YourAngelicVampyre reviews
Title sucks, I know. However, I really don't care... Well, anyways, it's basically just the characters playing games like Truth or Dare, I Never, and Spin the Bottle. Humor&Romance. Better than it sounds, I hope, anyways. xD
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,839 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Sugar and Spice by faicullen reviews
Rose and Lissa are the stars of a new dating show.While they're doing it just to become closer friends, they soon realize that these boys are carving their way into the best friend's hearts. AH/AU L/C R/D Rated T for language and skinnydipping
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,931 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011
Vampire Academy:Junior High by VampireFreak111 reviews
The VA characters are in junior high. What happens when they meet at the age of 14? Adrian's the new kid, Dimitri's the teacher, Christian's the lonely emo, and Rose and Lissa are best friends! Funny, all human. Read and Review please
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,864 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Rose H., Lissa D.
Is it true love? by Belikova-love reviews
Its an all human Story! Rose has a new neighbor and they met in a uncomfortable situation what would happen after?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,899 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
VA Games Night by SarahandBabees reviews
Some of our favorite VA characters decide to do games night. Just really random stuff set in Shadow Kiss sorta. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010
The Reading of Vampire Academy by BiteeMe reviews
Set 7 months after Last Sacrifice. What if some of the main characters from the Vampire Academy series got to read the first book? What would their reactions be like? Read to find out. Rated T for language and content of books. Will do full series.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,069 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Rose H.
I Was Mad About You by KindredWoD reviews
Post Wonderland but modern time setting. Cheshire Cat has escaped Wonderland to find the one he's mad about. One-shot. **HAS BEEN MOVED - Please read inside**
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Alice, Cheshire Cat - Complete
St Vladimir's gets AIM by littlemissoutofmyway reviews
Rose is having sex with drawls, its Lissa's time of the month, Jesus is coming, Adrian's joining a Hindu Temple, Christian wants baby unicorns, Eddie loves green cheese and more...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
My Darkest Secret is Out! by SamayaK reviews
Simon and Tori try to get Chloe and Derek Together. Simon and The boys spy on the females of the house.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Darkest Powers on Skype by Hungergames-Chlerek-lover reviews
Title explains it all... Rated T for language and Mild Teenage Behavior
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011
New Seasons Come With New Changes by Soccersnaz6 reviews
Lissa and Rose go to a boarding school in Montana and are best friends that have always made the Varsity soccer team all three years of their high school experience. But with a new coach what will happen? ALL HUMAN! RoseXDimitri & LissaXChristian.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011
Undecided Feelings by sunayna4sho reviews
Rose and Christian and the gang are best friends from day one. And this means Rose's war against Christian started since then. But will Rose and Christian stop fighting long enough to realize that they love each other? Or will love be blind FOREVER!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Rose H., Christian O.
A Vacation to Remember by gopherluv reviews
Rose and the gang take a vaction to Malibu! light and funny story! better than it sounds :D clickie here!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,998 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
VA Karaoke Night by SarahandBabees reviews
Our favorite characters decide to have a karaoke night in Lissa's room. Set after Dimitri tells Rose that his love had faded, but Rose doesn't get arrested. Just a fun little story that I wrote when I was bored :
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,749 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Rose H.
A new year at Saint Vlad's by Punk'sgirlForLifexxx reviews
So, I have all the new kids already that are in Sainte Vlads, please don't apply anymore... Officially on Hiatus.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Rose H., Lissa D.
Heart Bound by SarikaKeresztes reviews
Rose, Dimitri,Lissa, Christian and Adrian's life after Last Sacrifice. Strigoi are trying to kill Lissa and trying to awaken Rose and Dimitri. What will they do now? Where will they hide? Please read and review! sorry that my chapter are so short :p
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Baby Rose! by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
The gang are out at the mall one day when they get attacked by striogi. No body's hurt but their's certaintly a diffrence in rose. well for starters she's a cute 7 month old baby! how will everyone deal with the badass Rose Hathaway as a cute little baby?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,019 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
A Night To Remember by pollyandpony reviews
Ok so this is Lissa and Rose's graduation night! Prom and after party. It has a small lime nothing much coming up. Uhh so yeah you'll get the full summary inside! Enjoy! This is Polly's Story.a bit OCC for sometimes!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
VA : Last Sacrifice Flesh and Blood by justarookiewriter reviews
I closed my eyes and savored the feel of his lips. He replaced his lips with his forehead once again. It lay flat against my mine with the tips of our noses touching. He started to nudge my face up with his nose guiding it so that our lips were oh so ...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,722 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Lets play a game by Lovee.Spell reviews
Rose, Dimitri and their friends deside to play games. how far will they take them eg:truth or dare
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Doing It DoggyWhat Now? by browniehaze reviews
Mr. Bae and Aunt Lauren decide to give Derek and Chloe "The Talk", but make a big mistake by having Tori and Simon part of the conversation. Everything goes wrong. Poor Derek... After The Reckoning
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Pain and Tears by DamphirGirl25 reviews
Rose, Dimitri, Alberta, Celeste, Eddie, Stan, and Adrian are taken during a Strigoi raid at the academy. The Strigoi's main focus is Rose becuase he wants her to suffer for what she did in Spokane to his dear brother.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,842 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009
Wrapping Paper by The Last Letter reviews
Derek and Chloe get into some trouble with wrapping paper. Chlerek.
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
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Waiting For The Truth reviews
After a mysterious girl appears while Dean prays to God, the Winchesters find out that not everything is what they originally thought.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Impala
The worst day ever? reviews
Its Valentines day at St. Vlads and Rose is just loving it! Insert Sarcasm Here Rated T for language.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Complications
"I suddenly remembered something that a lot of therapists say to their patients: The first step is admitting you have a problem." Set after Last Sacrifice! Rated M for language and maybe possible lemons in the futere?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Rose H.
Why does this always happen to me? reviews
Sucky title I know! The VA people read the books! I do plan on doing all six books by the way. Rated T for language.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Rose H.
Sucks to be me reviews
Sequel to Love is Difficult! Rated T for language. Full summary inside. Please read and review!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Rose H.
Love is difficult reviews
ALL HUMAN! Rose lives with Lissa. And she likes a certain someone ; Rated T cuz I swear. A lot. Please R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,081 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Rose H.
Who the hell are you! reviews
ALL HUMAN! This is my Rose and Andre story! Read it to find out what happens...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Rose H.
VA meets LOTR? reviews
What happens when the LOTR characters meet the VA characters? Read to find out!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Frodo B., Rose H.
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