General Disclaimer: I do not own any franchise I write in. I mean, let's face it, if I did you'd be watching my stories on TV, or reading it in actual book form. Common sense, folks.

Greetings, Earthlings! (Trust me, I'm doing the Vulcan salute here.)

My name is*V*V*V*. Fill this in with any combination you can think of.

Age: Is irrelavent. I either feel like I'm a little kid, or like I'm a billion years old, depending on the day.

Gender: Unless something seriously weird has happened in the last 24 hours, I'm a she.

Appearance: I'm shortish, with dirty blonde hair, and green eyes. Or maybe I'm tall, with red hair and blue eyes. You'll never know, will you? Muhahaha!

I like pretty much anything with robots, aliens, or fantasy creatures in it, so feel free to randomly pop up and mention something interesting. I'm always up for a conversation about weird stuff.

In case you didn't notice, I'm odd. I'm also sarcastic as all get-out. Not that that's a bad thing...

And now, for the wonders of copy and paste!

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had long conversation with yourself/your reflection about weird pointless things, copy and paste into your profile. (Doesn't everyone? Hah, at least now I know I'm not alone in my madness.)

If you would kill to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid/obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know (a) movie/ book character(s) that should exist in real life, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

I am the girl... that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in the corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend either on a cellphone or on a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in over a year. But I am also the girl who doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with weird and random things, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, who knows what she is , and who knows the beauty in the littlest, simplest things. I love being this girl. If I wasn't her, who would I be?

Excuse me. I've lost my sanity. Have you seen it?

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Stupidity killed the ferret. Curiousity was framed. (Free-range ferrets and open dishwashers are not a good combination. Poor Mr. Cuddles..)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friends.

I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me here.

Do not anger me.. I have been known to bite randomly.

Smile. It scares people.

Anything you can imagine is real. -Pablo Picasso

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.