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General Disclaimer: I do not own any franchise I write in. I mean, let's face it, if I did you'd be watching my stories on TV, or reading it in actual book form. Common sense, folks.

Greetings, Earthlings! (Trust me, I'm doing the Vulcan salute here.)

My name is*V*V*V*. Fill this in with any combination you can think of.

Age: Is irrelavent. I either feel like I'm a little kid, or like I'm a billion years old, depending on the day.

Gender: Unless something seriously weird has happened in the last 24 hours, I'm a she.

Appearance: I'm shortish, with dirty blonde hair, and green eyes. Or maybe I'm tall, with red hair and blue eyes. You'll never know, will you? Muhahaha!

I like pretty much anything with robots, aliens, or fantasy creatures in it, so feel free to randomly pop up and mention something interesting. I'm always up for a conversation about weird stuff.

In case you didn't notice, I'm odd. I'm also sarcastic as all get-out. Not that that's a bad thing...

And now, for the wonders of copy and paste!

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had long conversation with yourself/your reflection about weird pointless things, copy and paste into your profile. (Doesn't everyone? Hah, at least now I know I'm not alone in my madness.)

If you would kill to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid/obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know (a) movie/ book character(s) that should exist in real life, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

I am the girl... that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in the corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend either on a cellphone or on a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in over a year. But I am also the girl who doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with weird and random things, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, who knows what she is , and who knows the beauty in the littlest, simplest things. I love being this girl. If I wasn't her, who would I be?

Excuse me. I've lost my sanity. Have you seen it?

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Stupidity killed the ferret. Curiousity was framed. (Free-range ferrets and open dishwashers are not a good combination. Poor Mr. Cuddles..)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friends.

I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me here.

Do not anger me.. I have been known to bite randomly.

Smile. It scares people.

Anything you can imagine is real. -Pablo Picasso

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.

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Stars Fade by totallybursar reviews
Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. NOT a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. Added 2017 - Story edited and reposted to Ch. 39 Added 9/21 - est. completion date late 2021 early 2022
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 348,719 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 11/5/2022 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard
Things We Don't Tell Humans by Sinead Rivka reviews
This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? (Gradual AU, updated version and other materials will be available on AO3, under the same name.)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 386,125 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 12/30/2019 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sam W., Jazz, Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Homeward Bound by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
The (Not So) Incredible Journey. Who's afraid of the D.J.D.? Everybody, really, but especially the Scavengers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 101,563 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Grimlock, Misfire, Krok, Fulcrum
Broken Shield by BrokenRepublic reviews
After sacrificing himself to save Sora, Axel passes into a strange realm where an old man in a bowler hat offers him a second chance at life.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 222,284 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Axel, Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy
One Kiss by ladyofdarkstar reviews
“With one kiss, he changed my world. I was no longer ‘Alice,’ no longer a drone. I had become… something more.” A story of what happened after the stolen kiss between Sam and Alice in RotF. Reviews are love!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,823 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 3/13/2010
Curse the Darkness by Ajestice reviews
He had originally intended to kill her; she was far too beautiful to live when he was so hideous. But when he came to her in the dead of night, she spoke to him. And so began the love that would slowly heal his soul and make him truly, desperately human.
Frankenstein - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,912 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Frankenstein Monster - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by CoffinPolish reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
It's Shoe Time by Luki Fanfic reviews
The first time he'd spotted the blue slippers with bells on, Jack had just raised his eyebrows and sent them packing along with North's musical procession. Unfortunately for Jack, North's elves are nothing if not determined.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Fallout: Apocalypse by badgerwitch reviews
Their world destroyed by the arrival of Galvatron and the Fallen, a group of Autobots, Decepticons and humans tried to survive. They made a choice - and now, they find themselves with the chance to fix things… to fix everything. Sequel to Fallout. AU2007
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 363,255 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Jazz, The Fallen - Complete
A Little Burst of Sunlight by Lunar Mist reviews
Sunburst was used to her mommy always being there, so what will she do when her mommy passed to the Matrix and leaves her with all these strangers even if they are Autobots ? Where is Daddy when you need him? Post-RoTF rated for cybertronian swears. First story. Don't judge.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,839 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Jazz - Complete
The Law of Conservation of Energy by peroxidepest17 reviews
The law of conservation of energy states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed from one state into another. And what is grace, if not energy?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,257 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Fallout by badgerwitch reviews
Fifty years after Mission City, Earth has lost hope. Galvatron's drones scour the land. Eleven humans, Autobots, and Decepticons struggle to survive. AU 2007verse. Complete!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 284,874 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Thirty Days in a Second by Cyndi reviews
You never know what the future holds. Sometimes, it falls apart...and sometimes, it changes you. .o COMPLETE o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Arcee, Starscream - Complete
Rising From The Ashes by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Optimus Prime has returned and reclaimed his position as leader of the Autobots. And though the Decepticons seem to keep a low profile after the Hate Plague incident, there's still danger lurking... Post Season 3.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,684 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Optimus Prime, Bluestreak - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 262 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Smile for the Camera by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Fun With Sunny and Sides by fantasyaddict101 reviews
Post ROTF. Your favorite Twins are here to stay...well, between their private quarters, Ratchet's medical wing, other bot's private quarters, blowing up stuff, making femmes mad get the point.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sideswipe, Optimus Prime
28 Starscreams by Balrog Roike reviews
He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,793 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Song From the Spark by Demons Kin
Its my first story and I hope you enjoy it. Its a song fic with a song I wrote, involves Jazz and Blaster and mentions a human OC. Takes place after the 1980's movie. Rated T for so strong concepts.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Night to Day by shadowblade-tara reviews
From orphaned sparklings to bonded officers: a series of one-shots that traces Jazz and Prowl's life from youth to the end of the war. Eventual J/P.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Decepticus Rex by RK-Striker-JK-5 reviews
the Ark and Nemesis crash on separate planets and the crews sleep for an extra two million years, waking up in a galaxy far, far away. Crossover between G1 and Star Wars, right before the NJO novel Star By Star.
Crossover - Star Wars & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 194,556 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Alienated by Gixxer Pilot reviews
NCIS/Transformers 2007 crossover. The death of a Navy Petty Officer leads NCIS to the Autobots. But does one team member know more than he's letting on? Full NCIS casefile, 'M' rating is for safety. Complete.
Crossover - NCIS & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,017 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Optimus Prime - Complete
The Black Shadow by Scottwave reviews
Gears and Halloween. And something else tagging along for the ride.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Gears, Carly W. - Complete
Fan Fiction by Kurieo Parnok reviews
Due to a technological glitch, Shockwave and Blitzwing find themselves with in our world and are soon introduced to the horrors of fandom.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,126 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Blitzwing, Shockwave - Complete
Fangirls of Awesomeness by Clumsy Peg reviews
Semi-sequel to Fangirls of Doom. This time, its the Autobots' turn. Written by popular demand. Probably could be one rating lower, but T just in case.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Fangirls of Doom by Clumsy Peg reviews
Megatron's worst nightmare...fangirls. His Decepticons don't do much to make things any better. Definitely a crackfic, written as a gift.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Chance Encounter IV: Legacy of the Third Age by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. In 437 BC, A Maia went to Germany to hide a treasure. Now, in 1194 AD, a cardinal has discovered the legend of this treasure. His only link to it is an old manuscript and someone who has been to Middle Earth and returned to Europe. Multi X-over.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,216 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Chance Encounter III: Return to Middle Earth by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. 3rd part of CHANCE ENCOUNTER series. A new evil rises in Middle Earth. Legolas, Balian and their friends both old and new must unite to fight it. But the enemy has plans for one of them... LotR,KoH,Troy,PotC Xover.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,462 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Legolas - Complete
A Most Reluctant Noah by The Starhorse reviews
First it rained...and then it rained more...and then it just kept on raining...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Chance Encounter II: Pirate Kingdom of Troy by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. More misadventures for Balian the blacksmith and his elven friend as they meet up with some rather strange pirates and then get transported to the legendary city of Troy just in time for a war... KoHLotRPotCTroy crossover.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,047 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Legolas - Complete
For Love of the Game by Kenya Starflight reviews
Third of four TransformersHarry Potter crossovers. When the Quiddich World Cup is cancelled due to the war with Voldemort, Fred and George talk the Transformers into holding their own Quiddich match. Big mistake...
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Sideswipe, Fred W. - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 358 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Heir to the Ring by Kenya Starflight reviews
Shortly before the Battle of Endor, Darth Vader discovers a mysterious ring. When he unthinkingly puts it on, he sets into motion a chain of events that will draw him into a past he never knew... and a future he never fathomed.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,248 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
A Twisted Act To Follow by PuraJazzBot reviews
(G1) The Autobots take to the theatre to put on a play for a children's home... Insanity ensues... All Transformers property of HasTak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,597 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2005