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Joined 02-28-11, id: 2770769, Profile Updated: 10-01-12
Author has written 24 stories for Naruto, Homestuck, and Harry Potter.

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Hello, I'm Flipspring, in case you couldn't figure that out for yourselves. There isn't that much to say about me, as far as I can think of, but I'll just roll with what's there.

I'll often focus on writing stuff that doesn't have pairings (at least, none that are "out loud"). It's not that I'm opposed to romance, but there's already lots of that on this site, so there's no real need for me to contribute more romantic stories. Although shipping will happen when it happens, I suppose.

My writing process is usually as follows:

1.) FORCED SPEWING OF CONTENT
2.) Ignore for a few days
3.) Edit, edit, edit, edit, edit until I NEVER EVER want to reread another word EVER again
4.) Post
5.) Come back to the stuff ages later to bask in the glory of my own inept word choice


I am inserting this section here purely to state that I find this equation to be true:

Homestuck = :D


Reviews are received with much love. If you like a story or chapter of mine, leave a little comment, please. Ditto if you hate it.

If I grew a cactus, and it grew an orange flower, I'd put the little cactus on my windowsill and think about the rain.

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My Roots Take Flight by KismetJeska reviews
After forty years in Hell, Dean's more than willing to accept the offer: become a guardian angel and earn his freedom. But his new ward seems destined to hunt alongside Sam, and there are secrets in Heaven that the angels don't want found out. Dean's going to have to choose between his duty and the people he loves- and to work out just where Castiel fits in.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 133,714 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
TH3 PR1C3 OF JUST1C3 by ephemeralCartomancer reviews
In which a variety of circumstances force a group of 12 alternian teenagers to attend a human high school, where bonds will be made with four human children of varying popularities, containing many tragedies, humorous incidents, and four relations.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011
Roadtripping by FerrisWheeling reviews
One van. Two hours. Sixteen teenagers of various species. Let's just get this painful memory in the making over with. ONESHOT
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Complete
Muted Echoes by centreoftheselights reviews
The Signless and The Disciple shared something that was beyond the troll quadrants. Perhaps, to someone from another world, that something would not be so unrecognisable.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
The Other Side by centreoftheselights reviews
Dave gains a new perspective on Bro. A theory about D? Strider.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Karpunzel by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
Oh God, what have I done? "It's storytime in the Veil, and Gamzee and Terezi have decided to do a collaboration. Vriska is reading it aloud, and everyone is sitting there listening in dumbstruck silence."
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
The Vast Expletive by redhaze03 reviews
The Signless's final hours... and Karkat's calm before the storm.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
Dolorosa by Mii-Chan 24 reviews
A mother's pain is a hard thing to understand. Dolorosa-centric, Ancestor fic.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
Long Way Down by ncfan reviews
No one said it was a good idea. /And they all called him liar./ Yashamaru, Gaara. Spoilers for 547-548.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Yashamaru, Gaara - Complete
Birthdays by Chocolate Pencil reviews
Itachi hated birthdays. /Happy Birthday Itachi!/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Ways to Join the Akatsuki by TotalTownie reviews
-CRACK;COMPLETE- Using a *non existent* fan book, we can explore the many different ways OCs join the Akatsuki! (OC/Various Akatsuki members)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,453 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Alternatives by ncfan reviews
He was all set for bloody revenge until Karin got one of her infamous bright ideas and gave him a business card she'd picked up in the last village. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
Cupcakes? by October's Child reviews
'Coz all criminals secretly enjoy baking... right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Bara no Sabaku by ncfan reviews
She wasn't about to let him go. But in the end, she lost him anyway. AU, Sasori x Karura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Karura, Sasori - Complete
Basically what happenned during Danzo VS Sasuke by Ralneox reviews
This is another twisted story from the little spark ralneox calls a mind . It's about hard hitting issues that effect real life situations! Nothing to do with what I thought really happenned at the Danzo VS Sasuke fight. xXxSHIFTY EYESxXx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Danzō S. - Complete
Liar by StormDragon666 reviews
A one-shot and something of an AU...in which it's Konoha against the world, and Sakura against Sasori. SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
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Heaven's Forge reviews
Twelve trolls are recruited into into the Alternian Military Fleet where they'll receive a deadly mission: become the first invasion team on a beautiful blue planet not yet touched by trollkind. T: SNAFU, hemocism, quadrants, political cahoooooooots H: lols, funtimes, humidity, mysterious relics /Part 1 of Operation Invasion series/
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,530 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
stand back, don't look reviews
He is so fucking pissed and terrified it's unbelievable. It blows his fucksforsaken mind. He's going to die here, get killed publically and pathetically over a shitty piece of machinery, he should've just handed it over when he had the chance but it's so fucking UNFAIR! /an evening in the life of karkat vantas/
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Karkat V. - Complete
Mistranslation reviews
It is important to keep in mind that when a human says, "I hate you," it is most certainly not a come-on. The only thing more horrific than human apathy is human hatred. They do, after all, have two words for friendship. Or so we thought.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Complete
Kismet reviews
It is dawn on this planet when he comes for me. A silver coin falls thrice. /Mindfang/heart/Summoner/
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, The Summoner
Waterwaif reviews
Three bright-red slits on each side, starting at the jawline, blood flowing freely from the gashes. Gills. He promises himself that this was the last time; he'll never go back. But he always does.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Karkat V. - Complete
Optophobia reviews
Fear of opening your eyes.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Terezi P. - Complete
Undreaming reviews
My name is Nepeta Leijon, and this is how I die.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Nepeta L. - Complete
I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire reviews
In which Karkat, Terezi, and the ten other trolls land in the Harry Potter world and shenanigans ensue. /To complete a mission they cannot remember./ Currently on Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,910 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Karkat V.
Bubble of Light reviews
... /VrisJohn/
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Vriska S., John E. - Complete
Xenogenetics reviews
The Condesce had always been a prankster. Condesce/spade/Ψiioniic
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2012 - The Condesce, The Psiioniic/Helmsman - Complete
Getting A Great Palhoncho reviews
Jade and John explode dramatically into Jake's bedroom, trickery ensues. Spoilers up to early Act 6. No Pairings.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John E., Jake E. - Complete
Absolutely Perfect reviews
He would make her absolutely perfect.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Equius Z., Aradia M. - Complete
Viridescent reviews
Almost purrfect. Sadstuck. Nep/Kar
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Nepeta L., Karkat V. - Complete
Fantastic Fridge Fury reviews
There are many things he'll put up with, but this is where he draws the line. Refrigerators. Eyeballs. Priceless porcelain pieces. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Scarlet Secrets and Sequestering Shades reviews
Because cool shades are the solution to everything. Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas. No pairings.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Lacking Foresight reviews
I have left him behind. I don't really care. Sasori introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Orphaned Thoughts reviews
Where there's a war, there's a way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
External Implosion reviews
I'm sorry, Deidara. I'm the one to blame. DeiKuro
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Deidara, Kurotsuchi - Complete
Desideratum reviews
As much as we tell ourselves that we want to express our thoughts, the darkest of them still remain, at most, implicit. OC. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,512 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Q&A: Reasons Why reviews
Hypotheses responding to those little questions about our beloved Naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Past the Point of No Return reviews
Sasuke's addiction has passed the point of no return.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Danzō S. - Complete
The Means to an End reviews
A hypothetical scenario in which Naruto argues with Danzo about the importance of using the correct means to achieve the right ends. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Danzō S., Naruto U. - Complete
Chemical Warfare reviews
Deidara. Sasori. Extremely hazardous chemical compounds. Teammates are for so much more than carrying out missions. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Reflections reviews
A collection of poems exploring the various characters of the Akatsuki. Rated T for language. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete