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This is the profile of the most boring person ever...

Name: Andriëtte
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Dark brown
Height: 1.6 m
Tattoos: None
Heritage: Spanish, Italian. South-African
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Live in: South-Africa
Piercings: None

My Favorite stuff:

Food: Braai (South African form of BBQ) Macaroni and cheese, pizza, Lasagna, Any seafood and anything my mother makes!!!
Drink: Mango Juice, Cream Soda
Time of day: Early morning
Season: Winter
Day of the week: Saturday
Colour: Any shade of blue
Weather: Rain

Music: The Cranberries, Kelly Clarkson, Linken Park, Muse, Paramore, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Ramstein, System of a Down, Abba, Movie Soundtracks, Bob Marley, Katy Perry, Mumford and sons, Pink, Seether, Bruno Mars, 8mm, Metallica and anything that sounds good.

TV Shows: True Blood, Heroes, CSI Las Vegas, X-Files, Smallville, Charmed, The Sarah Conner Chronicles, Grey's anatomy, Chuck, Woman’s Murder Club, The Mentalist, 90210, Fringe, Spartacus, Vampire Diaries, Lie to me, Medium, Criminal Minds, Hell Cats, Private Practise, Lost Girl, How I met your mother, NCIS, Make it or break it, Rizolli and Isles, Touch, Game of thrones, Pretty little liars, Castle

Movies: Twilight Saga, Stardust, What a girl wants, Matrix trilogy, Resident evil series, Harry Potter Series, Transformers Trilogy, The Covenant, Fools Gold, How to loose a guy in ten days, Fierce People, Panic Room, Zathura, Salt, Loving Annabelle, Imagine me and you, Despicable me, Troy, National Treasure 1 and 2, Remember Me, Prince of Persia, Salt, Pearl Harbour, Titanic, Tangled, Secreteriat, Alice in Wonderland, Welcome to the Riley's, Cars, Fight Club, S7even, The hobbit, Premium Rush, Inception

Books: The whole Twilight saga, Harry Potter series, Percy Jackson Series, The House of Night Series, Woman's murder club series, Where the Rainbows end, The long walk home, Animorphs Series, Vampire Academy Series, Goosebumps Series, Sing you home, Keeping you secret, Dragon's oath, Holes, The Davinci Code, The Help, Rizzoli and Isle's series, The casual vacancy

Quotations: Don’t judge people by their relatives. Fall down seven times get up eight.
Interests: Action netball, Karate, Ancient Greek mythology, Horses, Sports, gaming and History
Activities: Sport, reading, watching movies, Gaming, Fishing, Action Netball, drawing, writing and just hanging with my friends

Things about me!!

Skin color: Tan
Glasses/contacts: Nope
Braces: Nope
Mannerisms: I tend to play with my hair a lot.


Color: Any shade of blue
Video game: Left for dead, Bulletstorm, Deadspace, Tomb Raider, Assassin's Creed, Batman, Mass effect
Game on a cell phone: Chess, Shuduko
Flower: Lilly
Scent: Dirt smell you get when it starts raining.
Animal: Kitten, Cats and big dogs
Cereal: Chocolate Pronutro
Website: FanFiction, Twitter, Facebook, Manga.net, Tumblr, Youtube
Cartoon: Disney Channel (I like everything on Disney Channel)


Play an instrument: Nope
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Nope, watch series on my PC for way more than 60 hours a week!
Like to sing: Yes, although I don’t sing very well.
Have a job: Yes
Have a cell phone: Yes
Like to play sports: Yes. I practically live on a sports field.
Have a crush on someone: Yes
Live somewhere NOT in the United States: Yes, I live in Cape-Town South-Africa. Not even close to the US!
Have more than 5 TVs in your house: Nope, just one.
Have any special talents/skills: Nothing special nope, just the normal ones.
Exercise daily: Yes
Like school: Who likes school? I liked Biology and seeing my friends everyday. But the institute itself….yeah no love there.


Sing the alphabet backwards: Who has time to learn the alphabet backwards?
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes: Nope nor can I without shoes.
Speak any other languages: Yes, Afrikaans. English is my second language.
Go a day without food: Yes. Although I don’t like going without food. Food is good. Food is life.
Remember your dreams: Only the ones I wake up in.
Read music, not just tabs: Nope
Roll your tongue: Yes
Eat a whole pizza: Yes and now I’m hungry.


Won something in the lottery: Yes, like R20 that's like 3.5 Dollars whoop di doo!
Snuck out of the house: Nope
Lied to get out of trouble: Yes, or I just blame my brother.
Had a computer crash: Yes (though my girlfriend and I am still discussing the blame for that one!)
Gotten lost in your city: Nope. (I never get lost)
Seen a shooting star: Yes
Been to any other countries: Nope, but someday I will go to Greece.
Had a serious surgery: Nope, just the occasional ankle sprain.
Stolen something important to someone else: Nope, who does something like that?
Solved a Rubik’s cube: Nope, Two sides is all I can do.
Gone out in public in your pajamas: Nope
Cried over a girl: Nope
Cried over a boy: Nope
Kissed a random stranger: Nope
Hugged a random stranger: Yes
Been in a fist fight: Yes but it was to defend a friend.
Been arrested: Nope
Done drugs: Nope, my imagination is active enough thank you.
Had alcohol: Yes
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose: Not with milk LOL.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator: Nope
Sneaked into the opposite gender's bathroom: Yes, and it always stinks.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc: Nope. I always knew when I didn’t have to go to school.
Swore at your parents: Nope
Kicked a guy where it hurts: Yes
Been to a casino: Yes.
Ran over an animal and killed it: Nope.
Broken a bone: Nope
Gotten stitches: Nope
Had a water balloon fight in winter: Nope.
Made homemade muffins: Yes, they were rather good
Bitten someone: Yes.
Been to Disneyland Disneyworld: Nope.
Burped in someone’s face: No, who does something like that?


Brushed your teeth: This morning.
Cried: Two weeks ago, I watched My sister's keeper.
Went to the bathroom: Who would want to know the answer to this?
Saw a movie in a theatre: Watched A good day to die hard about three weeks ago. Movie was okay.
Read a book: Last weekend, The state VS Ana bruwer
Had a snow day: Never.
Had a party: Can’t remember. But I’ve been to a party yesterday night.
Went to a doctor: Two months ago... I'm still alive.
Went to the grocery store: today
Got sick: Currently having the flu.
Called someone: today.


Fruit/vegetables: Both
Black/white: White
Lights on/lights off: Both
TV/movie: Movie
Body spray/lotion: Both
Cash/cheque: Cash, it’s just easier.
Pillows/blankets: Both
Headache/stomach ache: Don’t get headaches so it doesn’t really matter.
Paint/charcoal: Paint
Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese
Summer/winter: Winter
Snow/rain: It doesn’t snow in my part of South-Africa.
Fog/misty: Misty
Rock/rap: Rock
Meat/vegetarian: Meat
Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate
Sprinkles/icing: Icing
Cake/pie: Cake.
Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries.
Ocean/swimming pool: Pool, At oceans there is just sand everywhere.
Cookies/muffins: Cookies
Wallet/pocket: Wallet
Window/door: Door.
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Charles Chaplin, who is the other dude?
Pink/purple: Neither.
Cat/dog: Cat
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Short
Pants/shorts: pants
Winter break/spring break: Both.
Spring/autumn: Spring
Clouds/clear sky: Clear
Moon/mars: Moon
Questions/Answers: Don’t care.
War/Peace: Is this a trick question?
What's the most important kind of love for you: Love that hurts so much it is that good.
Have you ever been in love:
Been close to love: Yes
If you have, with who: Dominique, love you babe!
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved: Yes
Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night: Uh?
Are you in a relationship: Yes
If so, for how long: One year and two months :)
Do you believe there is someone for everyone: Yes, although the world is a pretty big place. I’m just saying.

What is your idea of the best date: Doing something fun.
I like: Reading, listening to music, writing, hanging with friends, doing sports, watching movies and eating.
What was your first kiss like: Breathtaking
How old were you when you got your first kiss: 15
Do you think love is worth nothing: Love, the true kind…..is worth living for.
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before: Yes
Have you ever been dumped: Nope
Have you ever dumped someone: Yes


Do you believe in love: Yes

Wow just one question????


What is your favorite genre of music: Alternative Rock
What time is it now: 9.25 Pm
What are you doing now: Answering these questions.
Do you like parades: Never been to one.
Do you like the moon: Yes
What are you going to do when you're done with this: Play world of tanks


Lonely: Pathetic
Flower: Valentines day.
Brain freeze: Slush Puppy
Strange: Myself
Sassy: Strange.
Suffering: My work here is done.


Sky dive: Oh most definitely.
Run away: I never run away.
Curse at a teacher: Nope, maybe silently in my head…..over and over again.
Not take a shower for a week: Gross.
Ask someone out: Yes
Unscrew your cell phone too see what's inside: Yes
Lie to someone to make them think better of you: Nope. Be yourself, that way they like you for who you are and not for who they think you are.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month: Yes, Greece, hot Greeks….need I say more.
Go scuba diving: Yes
Write a book: Yes
Assemble a computer: Yes, It is not that difficult.
Become a rock star: No thanks.

What grade/level of studies are you in: Just finished High School a couple of years ago.
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies: Nope, much better eating it.
How many posters do you have in your room: 3.
What kind of computer do you have: One that works

And in case you where wondering. No, I’m not fat. I eat a lot because I play sports everyday. I burn so much energy that I have to eat a lot otherwise I lose too much weight (not that I'm complainning). Being a skeletor is not attractive (hello Madonna).

If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile

More stuff you don't really want to know about me.

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

Huh? Is this an actual question?

2. What is your favorite possession?

My computer

3. Do you own a gun?


4. If you could tell your last ex something, what would you say?


5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?


7. What is your favorite Christmas song?

Twelve pains of Christmas.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?


9. Can you do a push up?

Yes…several actually.

10. Is your bathroom clean?


11. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?

Retro necklace with a homemade iron cross on it. (Yes, it was a gift.)

12. Do you take painkillers?

Sport = injuries = painkillers.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

Hmm, wouldn’t you like to know?

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

Nope. One of my parents was a Greek God okay… not really…

15. What is your name?

Lenetjie (it counts as a name)

16. Name three thoughts at this exact moment

Some of these questions suck, why am I answering them and I’m hungry.

17. Name the last three things you have bought

chicken pie, Collin flower, dish washing liqued

18. Name three drinks you regularly drink

Water, coffee and cream soda.

19. Current worry?

I’m never going to get my new chapter done.

20. Current hate?


21. Favorite place(s) to be?

Action netball court, my bed, kitchen and a cinema.

22. How did you bring in the New Year?

With friends.

23. Where would you like to go?


24. Do you own slippers?

Yes, though I never wear them. I’m a socks person.

25. What shirt are you wearing?

Long sleeved shirt

26. Favorite color.

Any shade of blue.

27. Are you a happy person?


28. Do you sing in the shower?

Oh my shower thinks I’m a rock star.

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

I was never afraid of anything as a child.

30. Best bed sheets as a child?


31. Worst injury you have ever had.

Sprained my ankle in action netball, had to rest for a month.

32. Who is your loudest friend?

No one jumps to mind.

33. Who is your most silent friend?


34. Does someone have a crush on you?


35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

But of course.

36. What is your favorite candy?


37. What song do you want played at your wedding?

I have never thought about it. I will worry about it when I get married.

38. What song do you want played at your funeral?

This is a song for the Captain by Southern gypsy queen. (Does the fact that I have a funeral song and not a wedding song make me a freak?)

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?


40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

Who wakes up at four in the morning for work?

41. What color is your toothbrush?

Blue and white.

42. Name one person who made you smile today.


43. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?

At work.

44. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?


45. What is your favorite candy bar?

Chocolate log.

46. Have you ever been to a strip club?


47. What is the last thing you said aloud?

Goodbye. (Work related.)

48. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Rum and raisin.

49. What was the last thing you had to drink?


50. Do you like your wallet?

It contains money, duh.

51. What was the last thing you ate?

Chicken pie and Collin flower with cheese.

52. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Not this week.

53. The last sporting event you watched.


54. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Cheese and chives

55. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?


56. Ever go camping?


57. Do you take vitamins daily?


58. Do you go to church every Sunday?

No, I should probably do something about that.

59. Do you have a tan?


60. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

No! Pizza is the best.

61. Do you drink your soda with a straw?


62. What did your last text message say?

uhm sorry but that text message is not for shaing

63. What are you doing tomorrow?

work and then R&R

64. Look to your left, what do you see?

A wall

65. What color is your watch?

Gold and silver

66. What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Hugh Jackman.

67. What is your birthstone?


68. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru, otherwise it isn’t really fast food.

69. What is your favorite number?


70. Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?


71. Any plans today.

Work, watch movie and train hang out with my girlfriend :)

72. How many states have you lived in?


73. Biggest annoyance right now?

Slow internet.

74. Last song listened to.

The game of thrones theme song

75. Can you say the alphabet backwards?

How lame is your life if you can actually learn this?

76. Do you have a house cleaner clean your house?


77. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time.

New balance running shoes.

78. Are you jealous of anyone?


79. Is anyone jealous of you?

People just tell you when they are jealous of you, that actually happens...

80. Do you love anyone?


81. Do any of your friends have children?


82. What do you usually do during the day?

Work, train, eat and sleep. Not necessarily in that order.

83. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?


84. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?


85. What color is your car?


86. Do you like cats?


87. Are you thinking about someone right now?


88. Have you ever been to Six Flags?

I actually do know what that is and no.

89. How did you get your worst scar?

A dog bit me.

90. Were you named after anyone?


91. Sibling names.


92. When did you last cry?

During My Sister's Keeper

93. Do you like your hands?


94. What is your favorite lunchmeat?


95. Kids?


96. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

This is such a vain question but…yes. I’m a great friend.

97. Do you have a journal?

I had one when I was little.

98. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Sarcasm? Me? Never? (Nods head, mouthing the words, “All the time”.

99. Do you still have your tonsils?


100. Would you bungee jump?

Just say when and where.

101. What is your favorite cereal?

Chocolate pronutro.

102. Do you untie your shoes when you remove them?


103. Do you think you are strong?

I’m definitely not weak.

104. Shoe size?

6 or 7 in the UK and 8 or 9 in USA

105. Red or pink?


106. What is the least favorite thing about you?

I’m a morning person. A hyper morning person.

107. Who do you miss the most?

My grandmother

108. Do you want everyone to put this in there profile?

Don’t care.

109. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?

Dark blue jeans and white shoes.

110. Last thing you ate.

Chicken pie and Collin flower

111. What are you listening to right now?

Random music. Not really good music.

112. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?


113. Favorite smell?

The dirt smell you get when it starts raining

114. First thing you notice about the people you are attracted to?


115. Favorite sport?

Action netball.

116. Do you wear contacts?


117. Scary movies or happy ending?

Scary movies!

118. Last movie you watched at the movie theater?

A good day to die hard

119. What is your favorite article of clothing?

Pajama bottoms.

120. Favorite dessert?

Rum and raisin ice-cream.

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not to give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit

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Age Doesn't Matter in Love by XxKelleyxX reviews
All human. Bella is a senior at Forks High when Miss Alice Brandon, fresh out of college comes to teach Math. What happens when Bella starts to have feelings for her teacher, despite having a boyfriend?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 198,266 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alice, Bella
The Princess and the American by shamrock1787 reviews
It's hard being gay. It's hard being royal. Try being both. Princess Isabella is expected to become Queen and produce an heir, but all she wants is Alice, an American Student who has trouble keeping secrets. Things are going to get a little crazy. A/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,166 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Bella, Alice
Reach For Me by XIIItoMidnight reviews
Seventy five years after Edward left Bella in the forest, the princess of the Volturi rises, a broken and haunted girl after her horrific change, she gets sent on a mission. Now when she has a fate encounter can Alice be the one to pick up the pieces?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,669 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Alice
Entwined by OrbitalWings reviews
After an impossible encounter, two young women find their lives destined to entwine. This is the tale of Hermione Granger and Fleur Delacour, and how they fell in love. Hermione/Fleur femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,634 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Don't Freak Out by 9r7g5h reviews
It ended up being the phrase that defined some of the most important events in his life.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,095 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
The Memory of Her Touch by MJ Duncan reviews
She just can't escape the memory of her touch. Bo/Lauren Femslash. Originally a oneshot that morphed into a trilogy. Now complete.
Lost Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - [Bo D., Lauren] - Complete
New Beginnings by DeathEmBracer reviews
Shego- Now the leader of Global Justice's Special Forces Unit. Kim- Out of College and wondering what to do with her life. What happens when these two meet each other after six years?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,484 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Image Of You by angelic1hp reviews
The engagement party of Ron and Hermione is one that Ginny really didn't want to attend. Ginny's tried to lose herself in alcohol, sex and a relationship with a man she could never love until the one she wanted comes back into her life. Femmeslash HGGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,164 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Maybe Not Never by fraidy bat reviews
98 percent of the time still leaves two percent in which anything can happen. A sequel to He’s Not You. OliviaViola, ViolaDuke. Viola POV. Chapter 8 and the Epilogue are up, and the story is complete.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,841 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
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Case number 1989 reviews
What if you couldn't remember the single most important day of your life? What if you searched for that sought after memory and came up blank? What if lives are at stake? What if your life was at stake? What if you where the prime suspect in an attempted murder case? What if you were not sure that you are innocent? My name is Alice, and this is my reality. All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Alice, Bella
Rags and Riches reviews
"I guess I'll go get your things then." Charlie said asked. "Unless you expect me to fetch it myself?" I jumped as her voice sounded right outside my door. I suppressed the urge to open the door and let it whack her for talking to Charlie like that. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,588 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Alice, Bella
The Best Friend reviews
"Alice I know best friends share everything. But that did not include my girlfriend." Bella is Edward's girlfriend. Alice is Edward's best friend. Therefore Bella is completely of limits. Love: it's not always black and white. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,714 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete