Author has written 12 stories for Ghost Hunt, Gakuen Alice, Vampire Diaries, Twilight, Harry Potter, Fairy Tail, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ.
I have recently joined AO3 and I'm posting most of my stories on there! :3 Don't worry I won't be deleting my stories from here, I'll just be doing double the posting. My username is the same on there as it is on here!!
Do you want to relive the Marauders' Era? Do you want to join Lily, James, Sirius, Remus and the rest on their adventure? Do you want to see what it was like at Hogwarts in their years? If you answered yes to all of them then the Marauders' Era forum is just for you.
You can either join as a canon character or you can join as an OC. Any kind of level of Roleplay history is welcome.
I just started this forum so there isn't much going on and I'm the only one on there for now, so I'd really love to welcome you on our website and join us.
Please feel free to come and look at it, maybe you'll like it.
Some info about me -
Name: Patrycja but call me Trish, Pati or what other name you can think of BUT NOT PAT OR PATRIC!
Age: 16, 17 on 22nd September
Living: East Midlands, UK
Hobbies: Writing (as if that wasn't obvious), Reading, Watching Films
Favourite Colours: Red, Gold, Silver, Green, Grey, Emerald
Books I like: Harry Potter series, House of Night series, Night Huntress, Cassandra Palmer Series, Chicagoland Vampires Series, Blue Bloods Series, Alpha & Omega series, Riley Jenson Guardian series, The Midnight Breed series, Werecats series,
Films I like: Harry Potter series, Grease 12, Dirty Dancing and Dirty Dancing: Havanah Nights, Wild Child,
Manga I like: Fairy Tail, Gakuen Alice, Ghost Hunt, La Corda D'Oro, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Boku wa Imouto ni Koi wo Suru, Lovely Complex, Shinshi Doumei Cross, Love Monster, Kitchen Princess, Kaikan Phrase, D.N. Angel, Skip Beat!, Bleach, Soul Eater
Anime I like: Fairy Tail, Shugo Chara, Ghost Hunt, Kaichou Wa Maid-sama, Gakuen Alice, Gintama, Hakuokui, La Corda D'Oro, Zombie Loan. Inuyasha, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Rosario Vampire, Vampire Knight, Yu-Gi-Oh (all seasons), Soul Eater
Favourite Harry Potter Couplings (F/M): Hermione/Ron, Harry/Daphne, Harry/Tracy, Harry/Astoria, Neville/Luna, Neville/Susan, Draco/Hermione,
Favourite Harry Potter Couplings (M/M): Draco/Harry, Blaise/Harry, Lucius/Severus, Draco/Blaise/Harry, Remuse/Sirius, Severus/Sirius, Lucius/Harry
Favourite Harry Potter Couplings (F/F): Hermione/Daphne, Hermione/Tracy,
Favourite Anime/Manga Couplings: Naru/Mai - Ghost Hunt, Ikuto/Amu - Shugo Chara, Natsu/Lucy - Fairy Tail, Gajeel/Levy - Fairy Tail, Gray/Lucy - Fairy Tail, Rogue/Lucy - Fairy Tail, Zeref/Lucy - Fairy Tail, Len/Kahoko - La Corda D'oro, Usui/Misaki - Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Natsume/Mikan - Gakuen Alice, Ichigo/Rukia - Bleach, Hitsugaya/Matsumoto - Bleach, Kaname/Yuki - Vampire Knight
I enjoy RPing and currently I'm a MOD and a part of a Harry Potter RP. I'd like to ask you to just take a look at it.
HARRY POTTER SECTION!!
1 . If you went to Hogwarts which house would you be sorted in?
According to Pottermore I’d be in Slytherin because I have the biggest Slytherin Traits XD
2. Have you ever been to the HP midnight release?
Once, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
3. What did you think of the Deathly Hallows?
I loved both parts. The only scenes I hated where when Fred, Lupin, Tonks and all the good guys died. But I loved when Voldy died XD That was the best!
4. How many times have you reread the books?
Too many to count XD
5. Whose death was the saddest?
Fred Weasley!! You don’t have to ask! I loved the guy and I hated it when Rowling had to get him killed D’:
6. If you went to Hogwarts would you rather have an owl, a cat, or a rat?
A black and white owl XD
7. What do you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince?
2nd Favorite one :P
8. What do you think of the Deathly Hallows being split in two?
It was a great decision because then all the major scenes would be cut out and none of us would have liked that.
9. Have you read the Tales of Beedle the Bard?
No but I’m planning to as soon as I can get the book.
10. When did you first become a Potter fan?
Around 10 years ago when I was 7. My mom bought me the first 4 books. Philosophers stone, Chamber of Secrets, Prisoner of Azkaban and Goblet of Fire.
Umm… I have a few… Fred and George Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter.
Severus Snape XD
Lots of them, xD
“You alright Georgie?”
“I’m Holey, Fred.”
“I’m Holey. Geddit?”
“The whole wide world of ear related humor, and you go for, I’m Holey. It’s pathetic.”
“Reckon I’m still better lookin’ then you.”
I just loved that quote it was the best one I think, xDD
And another one is this:
“Not my daughter you bitch!” – Molly Weasley to Bellatrix Black when Bella almost hit Ginny with the Killing curse. XD Molly... You ruled here!!
All of them
Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows both Parts.
Slytherin XD Because I’m as cunning as them and I have the ambition
Hogwarts or Burrow
Fred and George Weasley
Bill and Fleur, Ron and Hermione or Harry and Ginny
Order of the Phoenix Member (not a spy)?
Death Eater (not a spy)?
DADA or Charms or Potions...
Let's place them in order XD
1st - Potions XD Damn right
2nd - Charms XDD I just love it
3rd - DADA!! I would love to learn DADA! What if Voldy comes and attacks me? :P
This or that…
Gryffindor or Slytherin?
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff?
Fred or George?
I can’t chose! I love them both… Hmm.. FRED THEN! Ugh.. So annoying…
Ginny or Luna?
-_- Ginny or Luna? Hmm… I don’t know… Luna! No… Ginny!
Butterbeer or Firewhiskey?
OH!! BUTTER- No… Firewhiskey… YEAH!
Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade?
Diagon Alley duh XD Because Fred’s and Georges Shop is there, :P
Books or Movies?
Books but then again I like movies too.
Half Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows?
Hmmm… Half-Blood Prince AND Deathly Hallows XD
Philosopher’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets?
Philosopher’s stone… Hmm… Yeah… XDD
Snape or Slughorn?
Lupin or Sirius?
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione XD Sorry I just had to choose they would be so cute XDD
Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil?
Ugh definitely not Lavender Brown! She’s a total and utter bitch! Parvati Patil is the one :P
Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas?
Seamus Finnigan :P
Kreacher or Dobby?
Dobby… Kreacher is a right douche =.=
Muggleborn or Pureblood?
Dan or Rupert?
DAN AND RUPERT!
Bellatrix or Narcissa?
Me: Narcissa! I’d take that lovely woman over the crazy bitch any day!
Bellatrix: WHAT?! I’M NOT CRAZY!!!! AVADA KAD- *uncoscious on the ground*
Narcissa: *holding a sledge hammer, smirks* Lay there and never wake up bitch. I can’t belive Sirius is your cousin.. Ugh.. How could he stand you?
Sirius: I couldn’t… I can’t believe how Voldymoldy could.
Narcissa: I agree… I wonder too...
Me: Thanks Cissy! *smiles*
Narcissa: No problem Trish! Oh yeah... Draco wants to meet you!
Me: REALLY!! YAY! *runs after Narcissa to meet Draco*
And that is who I like XD
Voldemort or Tom Riddle?
Tom Riddle yup… I prefer him over Voldy Moldy
Hedwig or Crookshanks?
Which House are you? :P
[ ] You are loud
[ ] You like going to school to see your friends
[x] You’ve had more than a couple detentions
[ ] You have lots of friends
[ ] You always have something to do on the weekends
[ ] You like to be the center of attention
[x] You get average to above average grades in school
[ ] You’ve been called bossy before
[ ] You’re a bit of a daredevil / you like an adrenaline rush
[ ] You are athletic
[ ] You are one of the best players on your team
[x] You would do anything for your loved ones
[ ] You like the color red
[x] Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA
[x] You would never break a promise
[ ] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends
[ ] You get average grades in school
[x] You’ve been called boring before
[ ] You don’t like to brag about your achievements
[ ] You value honesty
[x] You don’t mind working hard to get what you want
[ ] You like the color yellow
[ ] You have a job
[ ] You are athletic
[ ] You are a team player
[ ] You are in the middle of the social totem pole
[x] You are easily amused
[ ] You like helping others
[ ] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination
[ ] You like the music played on the radio best
[ ] You get good grades in school
[x] You like to read
[ ] Dumb people annoy you
[ ] You are creative
[ ] You’ve been called a know-it-all before
[ ] You would say your intelligence level is higher than most
[ ] You hate cheating
[ ] People often want you to help them with homework or projects
[ ] You are more into the creative arts : theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.
[ ] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking
[x] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know
[ ] You like the color blue
[ ] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures
[ ] You tend to overanalyze things
[x] You can focus and pay attention well
[x] You are very competitive
[x] You like the finer things in life
[x] You think welfare is a waste
[x] You’ve made fun of someone in the past week
[ ] You’ve been called a snob before
[ ] You think the end justifies the mean
[x] You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face
[ ] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you
[x] You’ve made someone cry by just saying something to them
[x] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc
[ ] You are very good with words
[x] Above all, you want to be successful in life
[x] You like the color green
[x] You love to win
[x] Your favorite class is Potions or DADA
OH YEAH!! I LOVE SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!! Ha… Feels good to be in my own house. XD
#you know you’re a potterhead when..
Someone swears, and the first thing that comes to your mind is
Or when someone is running down the hall, you think:
“No magic is permitted in the hallways of Hogwarts”
The Funniest Things:
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you
You can’t have everything, where would you put it?
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes. -Jack Handy
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Keep smiling – it makes everyone wonder what you’re up to.
There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel…just hope it’s NOT a train!
Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
Love your enemies. It’ll make ‘em crazy.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players?
True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they’ve gotta match.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision.
Love is like water; we can fall in it. We can drown in it. And we can’t live with out it.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.– Albert Einstein
I am getting really good at putting together puzzles. I finished the latest one in mere weeks when the box said 2-4 years
Instead of following my dreams, I’m just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.
Apparently cluelessness is a sign of stupidity. I had no idea.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good, either.
ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I couldn’t care less.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn’t
I don’t obsess… I think intensely.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care!
I’m not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
I’m not cynical. Just experienced.
I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.
I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
It’s hard to be humble when you’re as great as I am.
I’d rather be pissed off than pissed on.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?
If two wrongs don’t make a right, then how come two negatives make a positive?
Why do scientists call it REsearch when they are looking for something new?
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Why are they called apartments when they’re all together?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
If all is not lost, where is it?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea; does that mean that one enjoys it?
Highlight the Truths about yourself...
Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
41 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If you have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that you ask their opinion of everything.
7. After you have your bath, wrap a bath towel around you and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask you what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping or running into something. Look at the ground and whenever you see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as you can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an hour and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When you shower or bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when you laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When you fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything you see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutes then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let you buy what you want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim you have been abducted by aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask you to call someone, stay where you are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love you Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take you to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their desk chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid you see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring home the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want you to see. Like a drop out or a goth or something. Tell them he/she's you new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out mango everywhere you go
Jasper and Emmett’s list of HOW TO ANNOY EDWARD!!!
1. Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.
2. Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.
3. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
4. Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD
5. Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of the school.
6. Make sure and tell Aro that Edward wants to elope with him.
7. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
8. Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY)
"YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN’T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN’T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET HORNY NOW!"
And repeat. Over and over and over. ( Link to video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?vygkvjUw5ZEk)
9. Tell him it was Jacob’s idea.
10. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he’s thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it’s just you.
11. Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he’s stupid when he won’t answer your question.
12. For his birthday give him a $100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn’t eat food.
13. Post his phone number and address on e-harmony.
14. Tell him Bella wants to elope with Paul.
15. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.
16. Steal his Vanquish and program his radio to only plays Lollipop –unedited of couse.
(D: THE HORROR, Link to video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?vygkvjUw5ZEk) Make sure he can’t turn it off or get it replaced.
17. Replace his ringtone with ‘Outta my head’ by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can’t change it.
18. Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.
19. Refuse to replace them.
20. Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween.
21. Get offended when he refuses.
22. Take him to Victoria’s Secret with Alice.
23. Constantly whisper in his ear “Chinese Fireball….ooooooooh!” (HP REFERENCE)
24. Ask him how his bath with Harry was (HP REFERENCE.).
25. Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.
26. Key his car. ‘Jacob and Edward LURVE’
27. Get him on that show ‘intervention’. Make sure everyone knows he addicted to heroin.
28. Tell him you have Bella as a witness if he denies it.
29. Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.
30. Call him a liar when he says no.
31. Throw boysenberry flavored muffins at him every time he tries to speak.
32. Tell him Bella is pregnant and eloping with Mike Newton.
33. Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.
34. Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.
35. Make him watch the twilight movie.
36. Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.
37. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
38. Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn’t eat it.
39. Ask him why he’s not as hot as Robert Pattinson.
40. Ask him if he’s a virgin.
41. When he says yes, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.
42. Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he’s not as hot as Zac Efron.
43. When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn’t the star of the singing high school people.
44. Tape porn to his walls.
45. Make sure Bella sees it.
46. Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stero.
47. Refuse to take them down.
48. Tell him Jacob thinks he’s a sex god.
49. Tell him Jane thinks he’s better than a sex god.
50. Start singing ‘Paper cut’ around him. Constantly.
Twelve Statements of Truth
1. You are reading this.
2. You are still reading this.
4. You are beginning to think this is a waste of your time.
5. You did not realize that there was no 3.
6. You just checked to see.
7. You are smiling.
8. Your smile just got bigger.
9. You've stopped smiling so that I will be wrong.
11. You think that this is totally weird, a waste of your time, and cool at the same time.
12. You didn't realize that there was no 10.
13. You just checked.
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