Perfect Anomaly
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Joined 03-01-11, id: 2771810, Profile Updated: 01-24-14
Author has written 12 stories for Warriors, Mortal Instruments, Seven Kingdoms Trilogy, and Hellsing.

Hello. I'm Frankie. I'm a weird Asian girl who kinda looks like Ryan Ross and Gerard Way had a love child.

I like My Chemical Romance, Marilyn Manson and Overworld and BMTH and Voltaire and Pierce the Veil and Chameleon Circuit and Doctor Who and Hellsing and Star Wars.

My penname is the name of one of my favourite songs, Perfect Anomaly, by Overworld.

I belong to many a fandom, mostly SuperWhoLock, Warriors, Harry Potter, and various bandoms.

I am currently rewriting many of my stories, since I wrote them years ago, and let's be honest, a lot of them are pretty bad.

(.• (.• pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. (I know so many, it's so sad.)

Stereotypes: If you think people should lay off and stop bitchin', put this on your profile. (BOLD = the ones that apply to you)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. [Jaz says I'm emo. *waves middle finger at her* And stupid stereotype.]
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. [I have the sex appeal of a potato. And don't you dare make a dirty joke out of that Sam]
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. [Yeah, so I am crazy. Got a problem, bitch?]
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore [Excuse you, fuckass.]
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT. [Well I have to, what else do you think we wear over our leotards during ballet?]
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. [Then does that mean that everyone at summer school was a raging homosexual?]
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. [I weigh around 43/44kg at 162cm.]
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. [I weep for humanity]

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual [it's called cosplay and not liking to wear girly everything dipshit]
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. [That's the opposite of me omfg]
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. [Pffft no.]
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. [I just blog and write and paint and sing and stuff so no]

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems [Go to hell]

So from what I've read here, I am a flamin' Swedish homosexual with the sex appeal of a potato and the maturity of one too

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 199,536 - Reviews: 3062 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
My Last Goodbye by Violet Teardrops reviews
Dying is the worst, and memories don't make it any better. Oneshot
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Cato - Complete
Hard Road by Aleisha Potter reviews
Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,080 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Jayfeathers Room of Lightning 2 by malicent reviews
Jayfeathers back, free from Crowfeathers cruel grasp and harsh torture. Twenty year later, Jayfeather and Kits children Eli and Sparks go through life, disturbed and uncontent. But horror doen't seem to rid this family, making death the only thinkable option for peace.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,469 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Jayfeather, Flametail - Complete
Veni, Vidi, Vici by Coqui's Song reviews
"I came, I saw, I conquered." But not everything is that simple... Co-authored with GoldenRinglets.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011
The Cloud that Swallowed the Stars by Lightning of the West reviews
They've taken everything away from me. My Clan, my friends, but most importantly my mate. They've caused me ruin and because of it I will not rest until I have destroyed every last one of them.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,516 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Jayfeathers Room of Lightning by malicent reviews
He looked down at the electrical scars on his hands. "He will pay for what he did to me," Jayfeather whispered. "He will feel the same pain he had inflicted on me, all those years ago."
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,979 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Jayfeather, Flametail - Complete
Alucard's New Groove by dhampirgirl26 reviews
The vampire Alucard has discovered a new hobby...and its name is Rock 'n' Roll.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Alucard - Complete
Don't Make Me Kill You by darthluna01 reviews
AU Scenarios from the life of the "Vader" family, in which Vader's patience, fatherly worth, and sanity will be tested. Severely. -- "LUKE! Drink your blue milk - don't make me kill you!" And not to mention his children's.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker
What kind of name is Castiel? by deanial reviews
High school AU. 'Every girl in the room was on full alert, only turning away from the trench coat wearing boy to give each other that look: the look that all girls know means 'if you ever get to see him naked, you have to show me a picture.' Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,944 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Dalek Geoff by Memoirs of a Dream reviews
"He's a creature inside a robotic shell. He's the last of his kind, just like me. And he likes bananas." The Doctor adopts a baby Dalek. Not a crack!fic, just a bit of light-hearted fun. Spoilers through season 4. Sequel is up!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
Why Warriors Shouldn't by Weird Person Who Lives on Mars reviews
A new twist on Erin Hunters Warriors books. Join Firestar, Cloudpaw, Graystripe and a cast of others as they find out why warriors shouldn't... go on missions...get Jeti powers...act like humans...and much, much more!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Firestar - Complete
Pearly Whites by Reverberating Winds reviews
Sometimes, it takes a routine dentist appointment to bring people together. But that doesn't mean it's a good idea to flirt while on Vicodin. AxI
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Breakups, Makeups, and the Occasional Demons by livvie123321 reviews
"You don't deserve pizza. If you would have just taken Alec to the freakin Aquarium, we would not be in this mess!" Magnus gaped at her, "Oh puh-lease, this is just as much your fault than it is mine; you shouldn't have ditched Jace for Isabelle!"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,069 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Wolf and the Warriors by Pantherfang reviews
In a desperate time of starvation, the Clans receive a message of salvation from StarClan...take the imprisoned wolf Matilda from the Tribe of Rushing Water and sacrifice it. But as they do so, ambitions from within the Clans threaten to destroy them...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,788 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Mistyfoot, Hollyleaf - Complete
Fortune Favors the Brave by Ayla505x reviews
"I, Rusty Firenze, accept your offer! I will join ThunderClan, in turn gaining the freedom I have sought!" What if Into the Wild was retold... with humans instead of cats? AU, All Human
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,948 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010
The Truth: Firestar's Family by ChicpeaNightingale reviews
The truth behind Firestar's history, along with Scourge's, and Cloudtail's. What the Erin's wouldn't tell you.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Firestar, Jake
The Darker Legends by Scarheart of DarkClan reviews
A collection of one-shots about the forgotten villans in the Clan's history. They were the Tigerstar's of their day; their very name scared kits into obedience. They are the villians that reside in the corners of the Dark Forest, forgot in all but tales.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,649 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011
Overstepped by Infinity Reasons reviews
"You told me things, and I believed you; you said you loved me, and I believed you. And now you're gone and you've torn my heart in two - but I suppose, I was the fool who fell in love with you. You overstepped a boundary between good and evil."
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Goldenflower, Tigerstar - Complete
Through the Fire and the Flames by Anidori-Isilee reviews
You know, I think the universe hates me. Any good luck I used to have is nonexistent; everything I loved -my housefolk, my old life- was ripped away from me. And now that I've got a new home, it's in danger of being destroyed, too. And only I can stop it.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,365 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009
I'm Still Here by SharpestSpoon reviews
Speak with your mind, and use your senses with your heart. You are our Savior.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011
One of Them by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Two Points for Honesty by Ayla505x reviews
Scarlett Thundera has just transfered to a new school. Unbeknownst to her, she will soon be caught up in the antics of one very annoying teacher, Brian Garra, as they follow the events of the New Prophecy. Very AU, Squirrel x Bramble, All Human, No OCs
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,684 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Squirrelflight, Bramblestar - Complete
The Risen by MistOfGrayDawn reviews
Cold is a rogue, raised by a fox. But he wants more than the life of a rogue. When he goes into the forest one winter day, he meets a ThunderClan patrol, and his life changes forever. R&R
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,599 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
The Obligatory Kitten Fiction by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Yes I wrote a kitten fic, try not to roll your eyes too hard. Castiel is a cat, witches suck, Gabriel shows up and Sam just wants to eat lettuce. Crack and cuteness.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
tw1l1t3 by Georgasaurus reviews
Twilight sucks. We know it and George knew it, too. However, after flaming the vengeful Stephenie Flyer, George finds himself in the place of Bella. Will he manage to get away from his homosexual vampire stalker, or will he be stuck in Hell forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,313 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Happy Friggin' Valentine's Day by Lambkinz reviews
SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Shadows and Starlight by Anidori-Isilee reviews
A dark prophecy hints at a coming danger, with one cat as the 5 Clans' only hope. Can Spottedpaw fulfill StarClan's prophecy, or are the Clans doomed to destruction by the most dangerous enemy they have ever faced;an enemy out for vengeance? Review please
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,171 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8225 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
Murse and Me by thisisnotmeredithandraven reviews
A ManPurse loves Sam and Sam .. loves it back. Naturally, Cas and Dean are horrified. Or mostly, Dean is horrified and Cas just doesn't understand but is going along with Dean because they're "not in a relationship". Right? PURE CRACK.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Lachrymose by Luna Silvereyes reviews
Death has separated them at last and Alucard searches the Hellsing mansion for closure to this shattering event. He stumbles across three letters Integra wrote when she was alive and through them, Alucard will finally see the master he wished he knew.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 198 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hellsing: Operation Twilight by Alex McM reviews
Alucard discovers the most vile of abominations...the Twilight movie! The word Vampire is becoming tainted and it's up to the world's greatest TRUE vampire to end the horror once and for all! That's right...Twilight...must DIE!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
TwoLeg Time! by Wolfstorm7 reviews
Magic in ThunderClan turns them all into TwoLegs, and they decide to go for a stroll in town. So, what happens? Fights, parties, police, Mousefur's a kleptomaniac, Graystripe's a loony, and Hollyleaf is back and out for "revenge"! -Discontinued-
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,247 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Firestar
Pale Blue Gown by Sanis reviews
They sat quietly together. She felt something warm and wet drop onto her cheek while she lay resting in his lap. Her hand reached up to touch it and he realized was a single bloodied tear. She starred at it. YoungIntegraAlucard.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Her Cry by Brackenmask reviews
Oneshot. RunningwindWillowpelt fanfic. From Willowpelt's POV and how she feels about Runningwind. R&R please!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
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Crystal Winter Trilogy Book 1: Shattering Peace reviews
[REWRITE] When Echostar receives a dark prophecy from the cats of Starclan, she feels obliged to take in Crystal and Wynter, two young kittypets from outside of the forest. Tensions with the neighbouring clans are beginning to rise, and fresh blood is just what Thunderclan needs. Questions are asked and loyalties are tested as the peace that has secured the clans begins to shatter.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2014
Crossroads of Time reviews
Broken Moon is a just a kit. Just a kit, a kit with powers beyond imagination, and a path laid down by the ones that are older than the stars. She stands, along with the Walker of Dreams, at the Crossroads of Time. One-shot, artwork done by my friend Silver, please R&R!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Jayfeather, Jay's Wing - Complete
Crystal Winter Trilogy: Book 2 Secrets of the Past
REUPLOAD Winterthaw and Crystalsong are now true warriors of Thunderclan.However,not all is well.Crystalsong harbours a deadly secret that could rip the clans apart.A tortoiseshell she-cat and a black tom with a russet paw stalk through Winterthaw's dreams.As the clans face a deadly Greenleaf,the sisters must band together to uncover the secrets of the past... full summary inside
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012
What Else Could Go Wrong? reviews
Alucard is a wannabe poet.Walter wishes to be a chef.Anderson thinks he's Lady Gaga.And the Nazis have returned.The only sane ones,Maxwell and Seras,have organised a trip Down Under to save the minds of their friends.What else could go wrong?A: Lots.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Alucard, Integra
Ancient Darkness: Book 1 Never Play With Fire reviews
Wynter,Night and Willow have moved to Four Clans High.There,they discover an ancient secret and so must band together to fight the ancient darkness that is rising within one of them.It coils inside,ready to strike at any moment. Never play with fire.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011
Ask Pip! reviews
Exactly what the title says. Rated 'T' just in case and, well, why would young children be reading/watching Hellsing anyways?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Pip
The Elementals: Book 1The Night's Shadow reviews
The Dark Forest is rising once more. Six have been reborn with the power of the Elements. Shadow, weather, earth, air, water and fire. Six cats. One destiny. This is the tale of the Night's Shadow.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011
Assassin reviews
I am cursed. Cursed with this Grace. And because of it, they will die. Fate has decreed it so. But I won't accept it like those before me. I will find a way to lift it...if I live, or if I die. Such is the life of those Graced with Assassination...
Seven Kingdoms Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Katsa, Raffin
Create a Neko! reviews
CLOSED! Final allegiances up! Sneak peek of story inside!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011
The Legends of the Nine reviews
*Inspired by Scarheart of Darkclan*You may have read my first book of Crystal Winter Trilogy.These are the tales of nine special cats in my story,their deaths and why they died.For these cats are heroes,and here are their untold stories.Fullsummaryinside
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011
Til Death Do Us Part reviews
Was 'Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough'. Now, it is 'Til Death Do Us Part' a collection of song-fics written with love songs on different couples...Read and Review! Clary's thoughts on her relationship with Jace! You still get cookies!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
Create a Cat! Please Help me! reviews
Winners are inside!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,905 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
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