Perfect Anomaly
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Joined 03-01-11, id: 2771810, Profile Updated: 11-24-16
Author has written 12 stories for Warriors, Mortal Instruments, Seven Kingdoms Trilogy, and Hellsing.
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The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 108 - Words: 253,662 - Reviews: 3630 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
My Last Goodbye by Violet Teardrops reviews
Dying is the worst, and memories don't make it any better. Oneshot
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Cato - Complete
Hard Road by Aleisha Potter reviews
Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,080 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Jayfeathers Room of Lightning 2 by malicent reviews
Jayfeathers back, free from Crowfeathers cruel grasp and harsh torture. Twenty year later, Jayfeather and Kits children Eli and Sparks go through life, disturbed and uncontent. But horror doen't seem to rid this family, making death the only thinkable option for peace.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,469 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Jayfeather, Flametail - Complete
Veni, Vidi, Vici by Coqui's Song reviews
"I came, I saw, I conquered." But not everything is that simple... Co-authored with GoldenRinglets.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011
The Cloud that Swallowed the Stars by Lightning of the West reviews
They've taken everything away from me. My Clan, my friends, but most importantly my mate. They've caused me ruin and because of it I will not rest until I have destroyed every last one of them.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,516 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Jayfeathers Room of Lightning by malicent reviews
He looked down at the electrical scars on his hands. "He will pay for what he did to me," Jayfeather whispered. "He will feel the same pain he had inflicted on me, all those years ago."
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,979 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Jayfeather, Flametail - Complete
Alucard's New Groove by dhampirgirl26 reviews
The vampire Alucard has discovered a new hobby...and its name is Rock 'n' Roll.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Alucard - Complete
Don't Make Me Kill You by darthluna01 reviews
AU Scenarios from the life of the "Vader" family, in which Vader's patience, fatherly worth, and sanity will be tested. Severely. -- "LUKE! Drink your blue milk - don't make me kill you!" And not to mention his children's.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker
What kind of name is Castiel? by deanial reviews
High school AU. 'Every girl in the room was on full alert, only turning away from the trench coat wearing boy to give each other that look: the look that all girls know means 'if you ever get to see him naked, you have to show me a picture.' Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,944 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Dalek Geoff by Memoirs of a Dream reviews
"He's a creature inside a robotic shell. He's the last of his kind, just like me. And he likes bananas." The Doctor adopts a baby Dalek. Not a crack!fic, just a bit of light-hearted fun. Spoilers through season 4. Sequel is up!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
Why Warriors Shouldn't by Weird Person Who Lives on Mars reviews
A new twist on Erin Hunters Warriors books. Join Firestar, Cloudpaw, Graystripe and a cast of others as they find out why warriors shouldn't... go on missions...get Jeti powers...act like humans...and much, much more!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Firestar - Complete
Pearly Whites by Reverberating Winds reviews
Sometimes, it takes a routine dentist appointment to bring people together. But that doesn't mean it's a good idea to flirt while on Vicodin. AxI
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Breakups, Makeups, and the Occasional Demons by livvie123321 reviews
"You don't deserve pizza. If you would have just taken Alec to the freakin Aquarium, we would not be in this mess!" Magnus gaped at her, "Oh puh-lease, this is just as much your fault than it is mine; you shouldn't have ditched Jace for Isabelle!"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,069 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Wolf and the Warriors by Pantherfang reviews
In a desperate time of starvation, the Clans receive a message of salvation from StarClan...take the imprisoned wolf Matilda from the Tribe of Rushing Water and sacrifice it. But as they do so, ambitions from within the Clans threaten to destroy them...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,788 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Mistyfoot, Hollyleaf - Complete
Fortune Favors the Brave by Ayla505x reviews
"I, Rusty Firenze, accept your offer! I will join ThunderClan, in turn gaining the freedom I have sought!" What if Into the Wild was retold... with humans instead of cats? AU, All Human
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,948 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010
The Truth: Firestar's Family by ChicpeaNightingale reviews
The truth behind Firestar's history, along with Scourge's, and Cloudtail's. What the Erin's wouldn't tell you.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Firestar, Jake
The Darker Legends by Scarheart of DarkClan reviews
A collection of one-shots about the forgotten villans in the Clan's history. They were the Tigerstar's of their day; their very name scared kits into obedience. They are the villians that reside in the corners of the Dark Forest, forgot in all but tales.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,649 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011
Overstepped by Infinity Reasons reviews
"You told me things, and I believed you; you said you loved me, and I believed you. And now you're gone and you've torn my heart in two - but I suppose, I was the fool who fell in love with you. You overstepped a boundary between good and evil."
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Goldenflower, Tigerstar - Complete
Through the Fire and the Flames by Anidori-Isilee reviews
You know, I think the universe hates me. Any good luck I used to have is nonexistent; everything I loved -my housefolk, my old life- was ripped away from me. And now that I've got a new home, it's in danger of being destroyed, too. And only I can stop it.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,365 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009
I'm Still Here by SharpestSpoon reviews
Speak with your mind, and use your senses with your heart. You are our Savior.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011
One of Them by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Two Points for Honesty by Ayla505x reviews
Scarlett Thundera has just transfered to a new school. Unbeknownst to her, she will soon be caught up in the antics of one very annoying teacher, Brian Garra, as they follow the events of the New Prophecy. Very AU, Squirrel x Bramble, All Human, No OCs
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,684 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Squirrelflight, Bramblestar - Complete
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
The Obligatory Kitten Fiction by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Yes I wrote a kitten fic, try not to roll your eyes too hard. Castiel is a cat, witches suck, Gabriel shows up and Sam just wants to eat lettuce. Crack and cuteness.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Happy Friggin' Valentine's Day by Lambkinz reviews
SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Shadows and Starlight by Anidori-Isilee reviews
A dark prophecy hints at a coming danger, with one cat as the 5 Clans' only hope. Can Spottedpaw fulfill StarClan's prophecy, or are the Clans doomed to destruction by the most dangerous enemy they have ever faced;an enemy out for vengeance? Review please
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,171 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8282 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben Skywalker - Complete
Murse and Me by thisisnotmeredithandraven reviews
A ManPurse loves Sam and Sam .. loves it back. Naturally, Cas and Dean are horrified. Or mostly, Dean is horrified and Cas just doesn't understand but is going along with Dean because they're "not in a relationship". Right? PURE CRACK.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Lachrymose by Luna Silvereyes reviews
Death has separated them at last and Alucard searches the Hellsing mansion for closure to this shattering event. He stumbles across three letters Integra wrote when she was alive and through them, Alucard will finally see the master he wished he knew.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 256 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 213 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hellsing: Operation Twilight by Alex McM reviews
Alucard discovers the most vile of abominations...the Twilight movie! The word Vampire is becoming tainted and it's up to the world's greatest TRUE vampire to end the horror once and for all! That's right...Twilight...must DIE!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
TwoLeg Time! by Wolfstorm7 reviews
Magic in ThunderClan turns them all into TwoLegs, and they decide to go for a stroll in town. So, what happens? Fights, parties, police, Mousefur's a kleptomaniac, Graystripe's a loony, and Hollyleaf is back and out for "revenge"! -Discontinued-
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,247 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Firestar
Pale Blue Gown by Sanis reviews
They sat quietly together. She felt something warm and wet drop onto her cheek while she lay resting in his lap. Her hand reached up to touch it and he realized was a single bloodied tear. She starred at it. YoungIntegraAlucard.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Her Cry by Brackenmask reviews
Oneshot. RunningwindWillowpelt fanfic. From Willowpelt's POV and how she feels about Runningwind. R&R please!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
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Crystal Winter Trilogy Book 1: Shattering Peace reviews
[REWRITE] When Echostar receives a dark prophecy from the cats of Starclan, she feels obliged to take in Crystal and Wynter, two young kittypets from outside of the forest. Tensions with the neighbouring clans are beginning to rise, and fresh blood is just what Thunderclan needs. Questions are asked and loyalties are tested as the peace that has secured the clans begins to shatter.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2014
Crossroads of Time reviews
Broken Moon is a just a kit. Just a kit, a kit with powers beyond imagination, and a path laid down by the ones that are older than the stars. She stands, along with the Walker of Dreams, at the Crossroads of Time. One-shot, artwork done by my friend Silver, please R&R!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Jayfeather, Jay's Wing - Complete
Crystal Winter Trilogy: Book 2 Secrets of the Past
REUPLOAD Winterthaw and Crystalsong are now true warriors of Thunderclan.However,not all is well.Crystalsong harbours a deadly secret that could rip the clans apart.A tortoiseshell she-cat and a black tom with a russet paw stalk through Winterthaw's dreams.As the clans face a deadly Greenleaf,the sisters must band together to uncover the secrets of the past... full summary inside
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012
What Else Could Go Wrong? reviews
Alucard is a wannabe poet.Walter wishes to be a chef.Anderson thinks he's Lady Gaga.And the Nazis have returned.The only sane ones,Maxwell and Seras,have organised a trip Down Under to save the minds of their friends.What else could go wrong?A: Lots.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Alucard, Integra
Ancient Darkness: Book 1 Never Play With Fire reviews
Wynter,Night and Willow have moved to Four Clans High.There,they discover an ancient secret and so must band together to fight the ancient darkness that is rising within one of them.It coils inside,ready to strike at any moment. Never play with fire.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011
Ask Pip! reviews
Exactly what the title says. Rated 'T' just in case and, well, why would young children be reading/watching Hellsing anyways?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Pip
The Elementals: Book 1The Night's Shadow reviews
The Dark Forest is rising once more. Six have been reborn with the power of the Elements. Shadow, weather, earth, air, water and fire. Six cats. One destiny. This is the tale of the Night's Shadow.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011
Assassin reviews
I am cursed. Cursed with this Grace. And because of it, they will die. Fate has decreed it so. But I won't accept it like those before me. I will find a way to lift it...if I live, or if I die. Such is the life of those Graced with Assassination...
Seven Kingdoms Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Katsa, Raffin
Create a Neko! reviews
CLOSED! Final allegiances up! Sneak peek of story inside!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011
The Legends of the Nine reviews
*Inspired by Scarheart of Darkclan*You may have read my first book of Crystal Winter Trilogy.These are the tales of nine special cats in my story,their deaths and why they died.For these cats are heroes,and here are their untold stories.Fullsummaryinside
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011
Til Death Do Us Part reviews
Was 'Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough'. Now, it is 'Til Death Do Us Part' a collection of song-fics written with love songs on different couples...Read and Review! Clary's thoughts on her relationship with Jace! You still get cookies!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
Create a Cat! Please Help me! reviews
Winners are inside!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,905 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
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