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Joined 03-01-11, id: 2772099, Profile Updated: 01-30-13
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Death Note.

Hey, I don't trust you! Yeah, I'm that straighforward. So sorry, hardly any personal info at all! So put up with meaningless info that means nothing to you. Have a pleasant day!

There are people on this site that I absolutely adore. Therefore they are to be claimed as mine. The list includes-

charmmilukinz12- MY Lust. She is not only a best friend here, but also outside of my cyber world. (I'm not named by her... yet)

CatatonicVanity- MYRose. This girl is an amazing authoress and a fantastic person. (I am her Foamy!)

Mello's Favorite Reject- MY Raincloud. This guy is an amazing person and writer. So glad I actually talked to you. (I'm his Ninja!)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm a NIGERIAN with internet access, so I must be trying to cheat people out of their money.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (CHRIST WAS MIDDLE EASTERN, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (I personally hate the stuff with a passion.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (You got a problem with the sunhats?!)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Fan-characters are fine... Just don't over-use them, and be realistic, please?)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (There's a time and place for everything... And it's called University.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis.

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That Friend of His by Steadfast-Bright-Star reviews
WWI/1920s AU. In the spring of 1914, Mathias comes to work at Lille Skarstind, crumbling country house of the once-rich Bondevik family, and there he falls in love with Lukas, the young master of the house. But war is cruel. It will break their hearts and spirits, change Mathias from a boy into a man, and leave Lukas with a secret as hidden and shameful as Dorian Gray's portrait.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,170 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Denmark, Norway] Iceland - Complete
True Nature by SillyKwado reviews
Mathias hates being an Omega. He hates the stereotypes, the heats, everything. He especially hates Alphas and how they love to show their dominance over weak, little Omegas. That is, until he meets Lukas Bondevik- a stereotypical Alpha who's also the best-smelling one he's ever met, but he doesn't even seem to notice Mathias. Omegaverse! DenNor, SuFin! Smut in the third chapter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Denmark, Norway] [Sweden, Finland] - Complete
Downtempo by absolutelycancerous reviews
There isn't anyone who can kiss quite like Norway can kiss, which is both awesome and extremely frustrating.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
The Devil's Canvas by Akiru chan reviews
Ciel's skin was marred with ink and blood, telling tales twisted in darkness. What an evil path the devil walks, tainted hands staining the innocent canvas. For the most beautiful art is painted in blood. AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 558,887 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Paranormal by Zachary Finnius O'Leary reviews
Death Note AU. Mello runs a paranormal investigation and extermination company. Matt is the new guy. Will Mello's gang over throw Kira? Will love ensue? Some supernatural powers. Psycho Meds! MxM Rated for Lemons and Language. Please Review.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,531 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Mello, Matt
30 Day NSFW OTP Challenge by Endova Elixabete reviews
Not safe for work drabbles written each day for the couple of DenNor. Check back each day for a new update. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
The Rhythm And The Echo by Rubikon8 reviews
On the eve of the German invasion of the Soviet Union, Prussia goes to meet an old friend. (Russia/Prussia). rated M. drama/angst/smut. warnings: language, explicit sexual content, m/m slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Fourteen Days by KuroRiya reviews
Hei, KuroRiya brings you another SuFin! What else would I bring you? Tino, desperate for a friend, turns to the internet, and might have just met the man of his dreams. But why is this Swede so reluctant to meet him? Let's just say that there's something not quite "right" about Berwald. Can't tell you, would ruin the surprise! M for a reason, Eventually. SO bad at summaries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,122 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Turn Back Time by PrussiaXAustria1000 reviews
Roderich Edelstein is left heartbroken by another breakup with his boyfriend, Gilbert. In order to cope, he goes wandering the streets one night and finds himself in a nightclub, setting up what could be an entire twist in his life story. DenmarkxAustria-yaoi. Please enjoy and review.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Austria, Prussia, Denmark - Complete
Wheel of Time by brattyteenagewerewolf reviews
Time is a funny thing. Normally it's to be celebrated as the bringer of growth, of weddings, new relationships, births and weddings; but it can just as easily take all that away. DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
HetaOni: Recovery by Sunruner reviews
Sequel to Final Loop. They made a promise to help each other escape from that terrible place, but what do those promises mean now that they're really free? What are friendship, love and brotherhood in the wake of so much pain? If every loop really happened and everything that happened was really real, then how can a corrupt world even try to move on? Chapter 40/40.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 248,233 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Chocolates? I Prefer Corsets by Hong Kat reviews
Lukas likes corsets. Denmark finds out during a particularly boring meeting. Hong Kong and Iceland are curious as to why the two so suddenly left. So they follow them. Fluffy HongIce as a side pairing. DenNor smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Itch Fit by ForeverMATT reviews
Mello gets a cat, knowing that a certain redhead is allergic. So, Matt gets even, and it becomes a battle of tolerance. Who will snap first? Sickly Matt or a very determined but angry Mello?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Matt, Mello - Complete
One Month by Reda reviews
Prussia is not one to fall in love. Especially not with a quiet, easily upset weakling who reminds him too much of the Italian that stole his brother's attention. Then again, people change, and when a one-world-government movement starts capturing nations to enforce their ideas, he might just discover that he really does care. PruCan/USUK/GerIta/Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,391 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - [Prussia, Canada] - Complete
The Game by PoisnousPixie reviews
Gilbert always started shit like this. It wouldn't have surprised anyone, really. After all, it was somewhat expected. PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Score by Yaoi-Mayer reviews
Matthias, a young Dane, watches a football match between Spain and Poland. By accident, he kisses the guy to his left who turns out to be Russian. They go for a drink and things kinda escalate. Rated M pretty much pointless smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Denmark, Russia - Complete
The Game by Shyrgasse reviews
Iceland dresses up as Norway to try and cheer up a depressed Denmark and a game begins between the two.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,883 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Iceland, Denmark - Complete
Monsters by Shinigami-cat reviews
Gilbert is a famous writer, who specializes in works on famous killers. After throwing around ideas with his editor he ends up in Nightingale Research and Rehabilitation centre, there he meets a nineteen year old named Matthew Williams, an unfortunate with a dark past.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,336 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Ringing Insanity by Sweet Jelly Hearts reviews
Matthew isn't insane. Hearing the voices of spirits doesn't mean he's insane. Seeing spirits doesn't mean he's insane. But willingly being haunted by a spirit named Gilbert? That might be pushing it a bit. PruCan, slight USUK. Epilogue is back up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,029 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Stacked Crooked by lumaluma reviews
Matthew Williams is a bored financial advisor. His next-door neighbour, Alfred, is anything but boring. He teaches Matthew how to live a little. The last thing either man expected was that their friendship would lead to something else... CanUs. M for language and adult themes/situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,170 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Lovers in Spades by Unshadowed Heart reviews
It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 266,597 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Guns, Sex, and Power by checkerboardom reviews
Mello meets Matt in a club and is instantly attracted to the begoggled dancer but little does he know that Matt is not all that he seems. M/M Yaoi Rated M
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,659 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
You're Doing It Wrong by woodbyne reviews
We've all been there; bored in a meeting with only the pen in your hand and the papers in front of you to keep you from committing mass-murder in the boardroom. Of course, things can go a little sideways when your writing gets a little steamy, and the excrement /really/ hits the fan when the person you were writing about gets a hold of your notes and critiques your grammar.AmeCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
A Little Too Late by CatatonicVanity reviews
So many things could have been different. If only a few more seconds had been spared, just a few... But it was a little too late. HE was a little too late. ONESHOT
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The American Dream by lightinthehall reviews
Alfred's full, clear voice snaps at the recruits like a loud whip. He should be watching everyone but his eyes are drawn to that one man and how he immediately brings his hand to a salute - not weakly, not overdone - just beautiful. He'll have to keep an eye on this one. Prompt: Matthew in American army uniform, AmeCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
The Pursuit of Happiness by woodbyne reviews
Alfred and Matthew built their company from Alfred's garage up. When Matt's safety net breaks and his secret comes out, will their fragile happiness crumble, too? Can Alfred go against his very nature to fix what he didn't even know he broke? Am/Can Fr/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,473 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Brother Dearest by woodbyne reviews
Everyone told them it was unhealthy; that twins should be encouraged to develop separate identities, and in all fairness, they did try their best. It was only after Matthew picked the locks and Alfred removed the hinges from the doors that they realised that they couldn't keep the boys apart. Am/Can FrUK Twincest Human AU non-explicit OS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/10/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Teenage Hormones by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
Being a teenager can be tough, especially when puberty hits. Hormones, crushes, random *problems*, and a certain blonde who is more than willing to help out young Sasori when he is reincarnated as a teenager and has no idea how to deal with his hormones!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Challenge of the Masquerade by CatatonicVanity reviews
Mello wore the perfect masks at the perfect times. He was perfect. Enter Matt, who wore one perfect mask that Mello needed to shatter. AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,370 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Fire of the Sun by checkerboardom reviews
Mello's birthday is coming up so L gets him the perfect gift-Matt. Mello/Matt. BB/? Rated M for lemons. -Complete-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,420 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
As White as Blood by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori of the Red Sand didn't turn into the mass murdering member of the infamous criminal organisation known as the Akatsuki overnight. It took a lot of time and a lot of living. The entire life of Sasori of the Red Sand. Eventual SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 256,926 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Left to Lose by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
It all seemed so long ago. When he used to be able to make Mello smile, and Mello had said 'I love you' in something other than a mocking tone. He wondered why they even bothered anymore half the time, when neither of them were trying. -Hope.Love.Angst.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
HetaOni: Final Loop by Sunruner reviews
The nations of the Second Loop survived and now the world needs answers. They have to know what happened and why it ended the way it did, and to get that they have to read the journal and figure out the final chapter for themselves. What did Italy know, and what could he never tell them? Recovery is up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,737 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
Focus by NessaYume reviews
"I can still remember the first time I heard them. Focus. The new up and coming band. I was 16 when I heard their song on the radio for the first time. It was an anthem to the kids my age who were different." AU.. *editing w/ beta*
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 100,799 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
All the Small Things by Unshadowed Heart reviews
Sweat and musk filled the room, three bodies moving together in tandem on the bed, sloppy mouths coming together against skin and fabric, tugging with teeth and clumsy fingers. Threesome, daddy kink, UKUSCan, DP, PWP Lemon yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America, Canada] - Complete
Will you save me? by AkumaNoDanna reviews
16 year old Deidara has decided that he'll commit suicide at the age of 18. Sasori, a new student at Dei's high school, is the first one to manage to break into the young male's world. But will it be enough?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,583 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Schizophrenia by Zachary Finnius O'Leary reviews
I had no internet for 2 days...this is a weird one...No lemon. Warning character death kind of, angst
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
If we Shadows Have Offended by Thing2BK reviews
America has been in a coma for a year, only to wake up and discover that a lot can change in that time. New powers rise, old ones crumble, and no one is safe anymore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,212 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Man's Best Friend by Solarina reviews
"Thank God that I have you with me, Rocket." said Alfred as he stroked the dog's fur. This is the true story of how the brave war dogs fought alongside the US marines during the Pacific War. Rated M now due to violence and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,845 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - America - Complete
Bromance by IlluminatedShadow reviews
The Bro Code says nothing about what to do when a Bro falls in love with another Bro. But, its not like Alfred hasn't broken the Bro Code before. Alfred/Matthew, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/12/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
SasoDei Home Sweet Home by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Guardian Angels aren't the only things watching you while you're asleep. Deidara has moved into a new house, which everyone claims to be haunted. The blonde doesn't believe his friends, but what will happen if it turns out that they are actually correct?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,687 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Da Capo al Coda by Fyrefly reviews
At the end of the song, we return to the beginning, and stop at the final chord. How Graverobber became Graverobber, and Amber Sweet became Amber Sweet. NOT GR/AS. Dark.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Graverobber, Amber Sweet - Complete
Throwback by MedicalNonsense reviews
Be careful what you say around people who have flashbacks, you might get more than you bargained for. Too bad for Matthew, Gilbert is one of these people and he wasn't always such a "nice" guy. What is a man to do when his lover of 5 years goes postal?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 133,268 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
White Winter by Gemini Star01 reviews
General Winter has kidnapped America and intends to keep him. It's up to Canada, Russia and the Nordics to mount a rescue mission; but the path is hard-going and there are dangers lurking in the ice unlike any they've faced before... a kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,427 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Short Unhappy Life of Mail Jeevas by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Mello was right, it was all my fault. I deserved to get beaten like a dog. I deserved not to go to Heaven. I deserved to die. Matt's life from birth to death. Contains MattMello, lemons, not really romance, depressing persona, death and character death.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,546 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
SasoDei and MattMello Two Strikes and a Spare by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori, Deidara, Matt and Mello decide to go to AMF Bowling in celebration of Sasori's Birthday. What kind of chaos could possibly ensue in such a public place? Alot. Warning: Multiple lemons, SasoDei, MattMello, Randomness, humour, weird jokes, etc. PWP?
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sasori, Matt - Complete
Techno Rejump by KyuketsukiKokoro reviews
Matt's just your average, goggled gamer, but with a sudden decision on his brother's part, practically his whole life changes. But what can he do but accept it? Beware of lemon and self-lovin', MxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,862 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
MattMello Silver Bullet by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Mello has awoken 3 days after his death to find no one remembers anything of the Kira case, except for Near and...L? But Matt doesnt remember anything of the past five years. Can Mello make him remember? MattMello, SasoDei, LightL MM's POV of Baby Blue
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,058 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Choices by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Matt, a genius hacker and spy, is sent undercover at Wammys for the sole purpose of discovering the secrets of the mysterious letter known only as L. The only problem... he didn't plan on falling in love with his roommate. Some yaoi, Character death.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,542 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: Alice of Human Sacrifice by Tyranno's girl reviews
“Deidara.” Pein began. “Allow us to relay to you a small tale about me, this mansion, and, of course, the Alices.” A suspicious mansion in the woods and a lost blonde equals a nightmare of trouble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,786 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Blond Jokes by Songstone reviews
You've heard the dumb blond jokes before, and these aren't anything new. The only difference here is that the 'dumb blond' is everyone's favorite suicide bomber. -SasoDei in the first chapter, and will mostly be just Dei-abuse...in a loving way, of course
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
I Choose My Life by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Sasori lost his partner, only to gain a new one to raise. Slowly they start to bond. But what happens when this seemingly innocent blonde boy's past starts to catch up with him, secrets are revealed and trust and love are put on the line? SasoDei Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,170 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Black Lace and Chains by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori is lonely and wants nothing more than to be loved by a certain blond bomber. But what kind of secret fetishes does Deidara harbor? DeiSaso, super uke Loli Sassy is magic and you know it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
In Place of Modesty by Estheim reviews
It all started with an innocent suggestion that wasn't so innocent at all. Or perhaps it started with that kiss. HikaKao, twincest with a lemon flavor.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,847 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Drag by ladyaymie reviews
Akatsuki receives a new mission, the likes of which they've never seen before... CrackFic. Visit profile for link to illustration.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
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Til Death Do Us Part reviews
"I'm sorry, but odds are Mihael will live in a hospital…. If he lives at all. If he survives seven to ten days with signs of progress, we'll review the situation. As of now… I'd suggest settling any legal matters and bringing in any family members. Prepare for the worst-case scenario." Rated M to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Loving You reviews
"Since when do you lie to me! Since when do you hide things from me! Since when do you LOVE me!" Matt freezes as the world seems to hold its breath. Mello... knows?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Captive reviews
DeidaraxOC Nariko, a girl taken from her abusive parents and placed in the Akatsuki, finds herself in love with the blonde bomber Deidara. But love in an orginization such as Akatsuki isn't always easy, if possible at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki
You're Not Alone reviews
My first Songfic. Sasori is hurting inside, and Deidara wants him to know he's not alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete