IncanArticuno
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Joined 10-05-02, id: 277243
Author has written 3 stories for Tomb Raider, Matrix, and The Thing.
I am not your average high school student. I am cynical, intelligent, and mature(at times). I like video games, and horror movies and books. I'm also a bit interested in fantasy. I love humor, especially the whacked out or dirty kind. Someday I hope to have a military or medical career, and for people to finally understand me. I have just begun to write fanfiction and I hope to write more.

At this point, I don't have many stories on my plate, due to the demanding work I do at school, and the fact I prefer playing video games than developing carpal tunnel on a keyboard. If you are waiting for me to update (Like with "The Story of a Scar") just bear with me. Email me to get my arse away from my usual routine and start writing. Believe me, it's a surefire way.

Humor is one of my passions, and I'm somewhat experienced in music (I was once in my school's choir) which is why I've written song parodies. It's fun, and it doesn't take a long time, so I'll be definitely chucking out more. I have some more ideas for The Thing Song Parodies.

What's in the future for my writing? Probably more Tomb Raider. I've been seriously thinking about writing about the cataclysm of Atlantis which was a major plot element in the first Tomb Raider. Fans of this should watch for it. I have to finish my other fic first, so if you want to see it, tell me to finish Story of a Scar.

Otherwise, I may start wriing original fiction at fictionpress.net. Time will tell.

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In Small Doses by Wesker Chick reviews
A collection of one shot humor based in the Resident Evil universe. Expect updates as soon as I get off my lazy butt and write them. [Story 13 is up!]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 7/5/2004
A Promise Kept by Straya reviews
(One shot fic based on the movie version of I, Robot.) What may have happened in lab 406 just minutes before Detective Spooner was called to USR. Sonny POV.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Complete
SPHINX: The Series by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
Based on the game "Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy"- a whole series of stories, based on the characters and settings of the semi-popular video game. See the introduction for more info, and check out the newest episode- "Duel of the Demigods"!
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,847 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004
Smith's Song by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Don Davis dedicated the song, "Why, Mr. Anderson?" on the Revolutions album to Smith. The song if listened right, was a story of Smith's life. And I dedicate this to Smith as well as Don Davis.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Smith, A.
White Phoenix, Black Dragon by anonmachine reviews
A oneshot ficlet about Seraph. Seraph saw an ominous message in his tea leaves, a warning hak loong cuk pak fung wong. Smith is coming for him...
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Smith, A. - Complete
Defector Program by cepaul518 reviews
Issues dealing with Smith's stint of malevolence and his own humanity (what? he has humanity? GASP). Takes place between during Reloaded and Revolutions. My first Matrix fanfic (Morithil inspired me!).
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Smith, A.
Agent Smith Studies: Alcohol by Geriatric Yoda reviews
Okay, here's my first short story based on the concept created by Troll. THIS IDEA WAS USED ITH HIS PERMISSION! Please R&R and DO NOT FLAME! In this, the Agents have to deal with the after-math of getting drunk. The third title will be "Films"
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Smith, A.
Pendulant by Kasage Starrunner reviews
(Part of the Asylum Arc) The young Alfred Ashford is an incredibly gifted young man, however his father ignores him as opposed to his more ingenious sister. With time, the boy begins to deal with her godess-like vain-glory with true honor and loyalty.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/19/2002
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The Thing Song Parodies reviews
Various songs parodorized for both The Thing movie and game!
The Thing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2004
When You're a Professional Hacker reviews
Neo's unsure of whether or not he wants to join the rebellin against th Matrix, so the Nebuchanezzar crew have their own musical number to help convince him! Parody of the song "Professional Pirate" from Muppet Treasure Island, but don't be afraid! Read a
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2003
The Story of a Scar reviews
The tale of how Joachim Karel recieved that scar on his hand. Will contain fantasy stuff, for originality! R and R! CHAPTER 2 NOW UP!
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 8/21/2003