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Joined 03-01-11, id: 2772446, Profile Updated: 07-10-11
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Not the BEST at making stories, but i try for the sad enjoyment of other Earth Monkeys. Please, dont be TOO harsh on them, I know they suck, BUT STILL. It will keep me from unleashing my Robot Death Monkey of temporal doom upon you.

Invader Zim... do i need to say more?

My family comes from a disease... its called SPAZZZ!!!!
(Stolen from Mellie XD)

My Friends:

Alyks Dawn-Death

Invader Scotch and SIR unit Ris control this page. or rather, control the filthy human that runs it. DO NOT QUESTION ME! OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!

IF you are reading this and you are a fan of Invader Zim, You must know that Invader Scotch WAS mentioned once in the show, but he wasn't a character you actually saw. I just like the name Scotch and i'm NOT trying to rip off the show. GOOD DAY SIR/MADAM!

Sammerz Death, daughter of Persephone and Hades

HALF SIBLINGS: Mellie, Alyks Dawn-Death, Nico (I Cerealing hate Nico) And a few others who I either don't know or can't remember the names of XD

AlyksDaughterOfArtemisAndHades writes the most amazing storys, and im in some of them! I'm known as Sammerz, the Cereal obsessed maniac that kills the gods along with Alyks and Mellie XD

Scotch and Ris are my characters from Invader Zim, They are outcasts to the Massive and The Tallest.
Raven is my character from Harry Potter, shes the daughter of Snape.
Sammerz is Alyks's character from numerous storys, but i guess you could say i'm her considering thats what Alyks calls me at school :P

Lets gather 'round the dead bug, and sing our dead bug song.our D-E-A-D B-U-G S-O-N-G song.and if you don't think that we,can eat it faster then your wrong,but it'll help if you just munch along, Nom-Nom-Nom...

Harry, did you take a dump on the floor?
I Did!
Your mental Ron...

According to Alyks, I have the mind of a 7 year old O_o

I hate homework...

If you are a fan of YouTube, visit my page-

There you go filthy human. You now know more about me, my Death Monkey, Scotch, Ris, Raven, Sammerz, storys I'm mentioned in, and more. Now, filthy beast of meat and hair, BE GONE WITH YOU!

(Oh, and read both mine and AlyksDaughterOfArtemisAndHades storys, THE PANTS COMMAND YOU!)

Harry Potter Parody Harry Potter loves Pie! reviews
A parody, of Harry liking PIE! My first fanfiction, please be nice! Though, Flames are FINE! They are laughed at! NOTE- I MAY WRITE A CHAPTER 2 NOT SURE! :3
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.