Minevera Elizabeth Juniper
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Joined 03-01-11, id: 2772461, Profile Updated: 03-29-11
Author has written 2 stories for Artemis Fowl.

ATENTION ALL ARTEMIS FOWL FANS!! Calling Arty obsessers! If you are one of those fans who can't get enough of the cutest criminal mastermind that was ever created in the history of fiction then there is a C2 comunity for you! Want to know more about Arty's life before he meet the People? How about a normal day for Artemis Fowl II in between the books in the series? Yes? Then go to Before And In Between managed by Ginny Minerva Dare and staffed by ME Minevera Elizabeth Juniper! Want to see our favorite boy genius interact with the Fowl twins? How about a chess game with Minevera Paradizo? Not interested? Well what about Artemis as a three year old? Or Artemis's reaction to when his mother first didn't recognize him? What about the nine pycologists Artemis sent packing before the start of the Artic Insident? Most of them are one-shots but there are a few multi-chapter stories in there and they are all well writen. So what are you waiting for? GO READ UP ON ARTEMIS FOWL II!! :D

My favorites:

Artemis Fowl series (Who can't love a criminal mastermind? Especially when the genius is a teenager.)

Alex Rider series (Who doesn't like the idea of a teenage James Bond? I know I still love that movie Agent Cody Banks. And if you haven't seen that movie and you're an Alex Rider fan you must check it out. You'll love it.)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (Being a demigod would be awsome. Plus Percy's cute.)

Harry Potter series (Who doesn't love Harry Potter? Well, I guess all the people too lazy to read it...or who for some weird reason don't like the movies.)

Twilight saga (I know there are a lot of haters out there. But there are always those people that hate something just because most people like it. It's stupid really. Well I LOVE TWILIGHT! And I'm not ashamed to admit it! Now I'm not saying that it's the new Harry Potter. It isn't. Personally I think Harry Potter is WAY better then Twilight. But they're both good. And while I'm confessing... I like Justin Bieber! Now I'm not going to see the movie anytime soon, but the music is nice and I like it. Deal with it.)

The Perks of Being a Wallflower (I don't know how many of you have even heard of this book, but it is a truly remarkable book. I LOVE it and have read it several times over since I got my own copy of it. The first time I read it a friend had lowned it to me promising I would love it. And boy was he right!)

Death Note (That is the anime not the manga. I have never read a manga and the only anime I have ever watched is Death Note. Generally I don't watch anime, but my anime loving friends are trying to convert me and have succeded, at least, in making me watch one episode of Death Note. The only reason I watched the entire series was because they got lucky and I happened to love it. Make no mistake Death Note is the only exception to my anti-anime rule. And I love it. So sue me.)

Pairing I support:

Artemis Fowl II X Holly Short (Because even though I'm realistic and realize that it'll never work they're just so cute in the fanfictions. The whole impossibleness of it all is just so... Twilight. Except Artemis has no way of turning into an elf. Which is just tragic. Though if he turned into a vampire it would have the same result! If you like this idea I recomend you read Artemis Fowl: The Vampire Conspiration. It's in my Favorite Stories list.)

Percy Jackson X Annabeth Chase (Even though I secretly like Rachel better. She's given him up and I stand by her desision.)

Harry Potter X Ginny Weasly (Yes I know of course. But hey if Rowling likes them together why can't I?)

Edward Cullen X Bella Swan (duh)

Charlie X Sam (And another "duh" because I feel the need to leave a comment for everything..)

Light X Misa (Kinda one sided relationship. Poor Misa. I don't blame her her infactuation...)

Artemis Fowl II X Minerva Paradizo (Now can someone with an exceptible amount of inteligence please write a decent story with her?! Holly's cute and all, but Minerva's HUMAN! And she is nearly as smart as Artemis. And yes I realize that her name is mispelled on my pename. I'm never trusting my brother to make an acount for me again.)

Nico Di Angelo X Rachel Elizabeth Dare (Because they are two favorite characters of mine who don't come out in the series enough to satisfy me. And they're cute together.)

And that's all there is to know about me. I'm a reader not a writer. Although I do have this one vage idea for an AF story... I'm not nearly smart enough to actually write it. And it's only an idea. Though if there are any really great writers out there who are in need of a starting idea I'd be happy to share it! PM me if there are any takers! (I'm totally serius, PM me)

(I copyed and pasted this from my friend's profile. If you feel these are important birthdays copy and past them onto your profile. You could add some important birthdays of your own)

Important Birthdays:

Artemis Fowl II: September 1st, 1989

Harry Potter: July 31st, 1980

Percy Jackson: August 18th (Anybody know the year?)

Alex Rider: January 13th (I also don't know the year for him)

Charlie "Wallflower": December 24th, 1976

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The Dead, the Broken, and the Living by Kitsune Heart reviews
Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
When Doom met Death by Musafreen reviews
Nico/Rachel drabbles, mostly conversation. Because they're turning out to be so cute, I don't know what to do with them. Innuendo, language, evil relatives and cliched scenarios. Indulge away.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,910 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Rachel D., Nico A.
Simpleton by gatsburies reviews
Beckett and Myles, age 12, have always been for Artemis's attention. But will Beckett's desperate attempt put the fairy race in danger? "Runs in the Fowl blood, doesn't it?" Rated T for language and brotherly violence. Edited and complete version.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,262 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Myles F., Beckett F. - Complete
Inevitable by BonsaiTree reviews
It's been two years after Jack's death and '6 still has Alex firmly in their grasp. An unfortunate incident sends him back to the camp that marked the beginning of his spying career and even more bad luck ensures that he is stuck with the soldiers he least wants to face. Meawhile, a plot is unravelling, and as always, Alex will be caught in the middle. Chapter 10: The Waiting Game
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,525 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Final Oration by Bellephont17 reviews
Who here has wondered exactly what each character would have acted like if they witnessed Artemis Fowl's death? What about Artemis Fowl's last words to each character? Click to find out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Artemis F.
Days of Orion by TheQueenOfTheFoxes reviews
The days of Artemis's treatment, starring Orion, and other alters. Actually, just one more. But just one is more than enough for Artemis to handle.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Orion F., Artemis F. - Complete
Attempt by amitai reviews
Aged 16, things have gone very badly for Alex Rider. And, the way he sees it, there's only one way to set things right. NOT a death-fic... but it was a close run thing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,605 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 1/21/2008
Smatterings of Things by kiwismakemehappy reviews
A series of one shots revolving around the Fowl siblings.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Worlds Between by Loki Laufeyson reviews
In the multiverse, there exists trillions of worlds and possibilities, with the same people, but they are all completely unaware of each other. But what if the circumstances brought the same individuals together? Borrowed concepts from His Dark Materials
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,980 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Purgatory by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH, post-TAC When Artemis's past misdeeds come back to haunt him, he and Holly must embark on another dangerous mission. But with the Atlantis Complex, a hostile LEP, and some old foes to contend with, the odds are stacked against them.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,733 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Diamond Eyes by UndercoverMoffat reviews
Sleepless nights laced with recollections of sapphire eyes, and the simple notion that every tear spilled over Artemis Fowl traced back to her mistakes. MinervaxArtemis ONE-SIDED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Getting Ready by PikaChica reviews
Artemis gets ready to go to Haven, his mother forcing him to wear the outfit she bought him for his birthday. Myles and Beckett are suprised by his "new look". Oneshot. My first fanfiction, so I'd appreciate reviews! Rating just to be safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Artemis F. - Complete
Juxtaposition by Bellephont17 reviews
I am so not an A/M fan, but I got sick of all the "Holly and Minerva vie for Artemis's heart" so I decided to write something in which Holly's perspective is clarified. Please do not kill me for this, I don't like it either lol
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Artemis FowlAWOL by Bellephont17 reviews
Takes place after TAC. Holly hasn't been able to see Artemis for several weeks, thanks to the complicated treatment sessions Argon has been administering. When her efforts are thwarted for fifth time, she begins to get suspicious . . . Rating may go up.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Along Came A Spider by Beckett Simpleton reviews
Butler decides to introduce Artemis to some rational thinking when he freaks out over a spider. Artemis is about three. Oh! Two shot! Years later, Butler stumbles upon Artemis with unsuspected eight-legged company
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
You Were Written by Bellephont17 reviews
Meggie is reading aloud from the new book her father got for her: Artemis Fowl. Farid happens to be listening at the time . . .
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Artemis F., Farid
Not Like That by Bellephont17 reviews
A brief clarification of the relationship between Artemis Fowl and Holly Short
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Fowl Code by Paimpont reviews
"How does one describe Artemis Fowl? Various psychiatrists have tried and failed." And that is why Artemis is finally brought to Dr. D. Will the doctor succeed where others have failed? What terrible secrets are the master criminal and his family hiding?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Artemis F.
Doing Casual by Bellephont17 reviews
In The Atlantis Complex, Artemis talks to his mother about a bake sale he attended. This is the story of that particular bake sale, how he rolled up both sleeves, and perhaps grew a little in the process.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Observations of a Dreamer by MouseMaster42 reviews
Oneshot; Angeline Fowl wakes up in the middle of the night and discovers that Artemis is still awake as well. Just a random idea I had awhile ago.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Angeline F., Artemis F. - Complete
Hospital Visits by Tomo Potter reviews
Artemis is in the hospital following the events of Atlantis Complex. Holly helps him to deal with his issues, on his path to recovery. AFHS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
It's Elementary, dear Artemis by Pixiebaby321 reviews
A brief look into Artemis's Elementary school days if he had gone to a public elementary school
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Overspill by Rachelle Lo reviews
There's an oil spill off the New York coastline, and Percy is definitely feeling the effects. Meaning he's practically dead.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Awakening by JESUSFREAK-And-Proud-Of-It reviews
Holly awakes alone, the memories of her actions under Turnball Root's control, and what may have come of them, haunting her thoughts. SPOILERS for TAC, set before the epilogue. R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Holly S., Foaly
Prey by wolfraven80 reviews
ArtemisxHolly. Post-TAC. "When Artemis woke, he was not surprised to find a pair of eyes –- one hazel, one blue –- fixed on him."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Turning by The Scarlett Muse reviews
A secret society of magical creatures that has lived under the radar of both the People and humans for centuries is expressing an interest in...who else? Artemis Fowl. What does he do when they want him to leave behind everything to join them? After TTP.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,758 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
To Hack Artemis's Computer by mountain ash reviews
Myles and Beckett try to hack Artemis's computer. Artemis works behind the scenes, entertaining himself. Enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Beckett F., Myles F. - Complete
Plans Run A Fowl by The Odd Man reviews
L finds himself overwhelmed by the addition of a second Kira, and thus calls in a new face to join the Task Force. Meanwhile, Artemis Fowl attempts to catch Opal Koboi. Plans intersect, interweave, and clash as Light, L, and Fowl match wits.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Twinkle, Twinkle by prone2dementia reviews
Hollywood wants Alex. Alex, however, doesn't want Hollywood. It's like an abusive relationship, except without the help hotline. No pairings. Oneshot for JustAnotherParallelDimension.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P. - Complete
Slurping Spaghetti by SEAubrey reviews
"Sluuuuurp." Ah, Beckett. Family oneshot!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Beckett F., Artemis F. - Complete
Reciprocation by Incendiarist reviews
Artemis had succumbed to reciprocation. /Character study. ArtemisxOrion./
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Orion F., Artemis F. - Complete
Complex: Atlantis by Elizabeth-reader-futurewriter reviews
This is the lyrics to the song Complex: Atlantis. I saw the video on YouTube and I liked it so much I've put the lyrics here. The video was inspired by the Artemis Fowl book the Atlanis Complex and written by Josh Fix.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
Legacy by Hellen Highwater reviews
There are certain things Artemis Fowl would never leave to chance. Oneshot, partner to Anniversary. Arty's not mine, though I'd take good care of him.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Prophylaxis by mischievous101 reviews
To me, life is simply a chess game. But how does everything she does contradict me? One-shot. So very, very short...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Minerva P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Archway of the Dead by HighEmpress reviews
Book 8. Set right after the Deathly Hallows, but before the Epilogue. Find out what happens after the battle. Getting rid of the Hallows won't be so easy. COMPLETE. Love reviews. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,323 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Bright Sunny Skies by Jade Sabre reviews
Beckett doesn't really like playing hide-and-go-seek with his brothers: Myles is too clever, and Artemis prone to distractions. A character piece.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Penny for Your Thoughts by wolfraven80 reviews
Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. Or not...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Count by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH. Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.' Holly stifled a groan and halted in the doorway, trying to decide if she should just turn on her heel and leave.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Love Me, Or Love Me Not? by XxSoulNoteWriterxX reviews
Misa had just left Light's house. Light can't believe that he's stuck with this girl. He's got to get rid of her, but how? My version of Death Note. Rated T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Bivouac by Lli reviews
SERIOUS TAC SPOILERS. The missing scene from the end of The Atlantis Complex. The Merriam-Webster dictionary describes a bivouac as "a usually temporary encampment under little or no shelter". And just what would Holly Short need shelter from?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Charismatic Enigma by Padfoot's Blondie reviews
When Holly goes to visit Artemis at Fowl Manor, she finds that he is still asleep. When Artemis does wake up, he is not his usual alert, composed and guarded self. General cuteness. Review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Another Letter by youcanreachthestars reviews
"Dear friend, I know I haven't written to you in a while, but this was something I just had to tell you. I had a dream last night. It was very strange, but not strange at the same time, if you know what I mean." Oneshot. Charlie/Sam
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Charlie, Samantha - Complete
Recovery by Alovesoundtrack reviews
Charlie writes another letter to his friend, a few weeks into the new school year. Sam comes to visit. Rated T just in case. Written Epistolary, like the novel.
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Charlie, Samantha - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Secret World Beside Us by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007
Human Anomalies by Asilda reviews
When Artemis gets his appendix removed Holly thinks he's dying. Turns out fairies can't live without appendixes, so they don't know humans don't need them. Holly rushes to Artemis's side. Epilogue added at the suggestion of one kind reviewer.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
“He’s come back” by sexxicosmologist reviews
“That was your brother boys. That’s my son Artemis.” She relished her next sentence. “He’s come back.” This is my first OneShot my second fanfic it’s right after The Lost Colony Artemis Fowl #5, like a few hours later.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
Grapevine Tragedy by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis ventures out into the public eye for the first time since his return. And promptly regrets it. Annoying gossiping busybodies.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Anniversary by Hellen Highwater reviews
She visits once a year, and always leaves the same gift. Drabble. Could be read as a romance, but more of a friendship fic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Hunter Hunted by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH, mostly UST, post TTP. Months after Opal's escape at Hook Head, Artemis and Holly are again thrown together when an LEP officer goes missing, and reports surface of a 'monster' in Fort Tryon Park, Manhattan.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,937 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fowl Play by Ryan Brooklyn reviews
The Lady Artemis has disappeared and it is up to three heroes to find her. With the help of two mortals who can see through the Mist, Nico di Angelo, Percy Jackson, and Annabeth Chase must play a most deadly game that will test everything they have.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,180 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Because nobody else would by Sasake reviews
You'd think Artemis and Opal were worlds apart. An exploration of the psyche and childhood of the criminal, megalomaniac genius. Takes place after the end of The Time Paradox. Now Massively Overhauled! This is THE definitive A/O fic! Well, it's alright :P
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,196 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Artemis F., Opal K.
Smash by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Artemis learns of his father's death. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Taste the Rainbow by prone2dementia reviews
No pairings. To avoid recognition from K-Unit, Alex acts flamboyantly gay. Tom not-so-reluctantly plays along, but things don't go as planned.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Vampire Conspiration by Borax reviews
Artemis is kidnapped by the Volturi to be turned into a vampire. Now, not only does he have to save the People from the Volturi's greediness, but there's also the matter of a punitive expedition in Forks. A/H, Twilight canon couples.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,961 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Tears by blueriverjay reviews
What happened the first time Angeline had not recognized Artemis? Some spoilers for TTP.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Angeline F., Artemis F. - Complete
Achilles' Heels by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis knew that when he was obligated to babysit his brothers, the task would be far from easy. But he had not anticipated just how momentous a chore it would be until they vanished. Mother was not going to be happy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Artemis F.
Once by ilovekylegallner reviews
This is the poem that is in the book 'the perks of being a wallflower'
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Charlie - Complete
Viranaemia by Liris reviews
Haven has been struck down by a plague. The People once more call for Artemis's assitance, but this may be beyond even his abilities. Can he find the cure, before it's too late? Spoilers for probably every book, eventual H/A. Rated T for violence.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,904 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Numb by The Deranged One reviews
Artemis's reaction to the news that the Fowl Star sank. one-shot, Artemis POV, 376 words.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
The Spirit Sabre by shadowweaver1 reviews
An enemy in disguise. A new friendship. A crashing world. All depends on a single scroll... Takes place as if EC never happened COMPLETE. Undergoing cosmetic surgery.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,258 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Different by Opal Roseblossom reviews
We're different than most couples. We aren't openly affectionate, or even civil... ArtemisxMinerva
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Chicken Soup for Arty's Soul by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis falls ill and loses his voice. And if that wasn't bad enough, Holly drops by for an unexpected visit. Poor Artemis. COMPLETE. Slight AxH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
To Whom it May Concern by Opal Roseblossom reviews
Beckett Fowl writes a letter to a University in an attempt to get into a creative writing program. He thinks back to his childhood and what it was like to grow up in a household of geniuses. Or is it genii?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Alex's Alex by Hellen Highwater reviews
I am Agent Alex. I am MI6's Alex. I am the Enemy's Alex. I am Jack's Alex, Tom's Alex, K-Unit's Alex, School's Alex...Half of what I've told you is a lie." A quick character study on Alex. Masks
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Juvenile Hacking by kris932 reviews
Young students were never easy to deal with...their rich parents were even worse. How does a headmaster try and expel his best six year old student for hacking INTO a lesson plan to improve a test? Artemis Fowl II age six is a terrifying force.NOW EDITED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Afterwards by Captain Cendol reviews
A series of short stories and ficlets set after TLC and leading up to TTP. Mostly involving Artemis and his twin brothers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,063 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Yesterday's Feelings by dnrl reviews
She is one day from sixteen for all the days of her life. Thalia's story. Rated T for mentions of drugs, sex, and language, though nothing explicit.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Drifting on T a n g e n t s by amaya-black-wings reviews
A one-shot collection centered around Artemis' views or thoughts. Somewhat consistently drifts into the more morbid side of life. "I could say that I am not very philosophical, but in moments of semi-consciousness I question the most irrational things."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Perks of Being a Wallflower:Michael by Jasey Ray reviews
Michael was Charlie's best friend until he one day stopped going ot school. And David with the awkward glasses said he killed himself. Told from Michael's POW.
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Michael, Susan - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Ark of Triumph by Doctor Kaminari reviews
Adversaries old and new have joined forces, and are threatening the survival of Haven. Now Artemis and Holly must once again race to save the world - the future of the People depends on them. Full summary inside. Spoilers for TLC. Slight A/H. Please R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,047 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
The Trials of Fatherhood by Lleayn reviews
Oneshot. In an attempt to gain his father's approval, Artemis pushes himself a little too far. Preseries. R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
Life's Lessons by Labschiz reviews
There are certain things in life that genius cannot teach you. One must learn these things through experience. A series of semirelated oneshots about Artemis' experiences at various stages of his life. Chap 3: Dangers of Eye Rolling [12LH: FatherSon]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Artemis F.
His Son's Father by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orions
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F. Senior, Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Encrypted Trouble by Captain Arianna Trouble reviews
Artemis is back and is changing left and right, for the better sadly. He works with Holly and Mulch's P.I. and is getting in over his head when danger comes to a friend...Last Chapter Up
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,943 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Opal K., Artemis F. - Complete
Solitude by Labschiz reviews
[Oneshot.] The story of Artemis' first school experience and a pain that marked a turning point in his youth. Friendship? Is there really such a thing?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
A Picture Out Of Place by Sakina the Fallen Angel reviews
[ONE SHOT] Drabble. Artemis takes some time out to think about who he really is. R n’ R please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Foaly and the Memory Disc by Lessa3 reviews
Foaly finally wrestles two week's leave from Root and settles back to view the disc with Artemis's memories up until the mindwipe, and may get more than he bargained for...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/15/2004
Blood to Gold by Elbereth in April reviews
Harry Potter Crossover. Holly asks Artemis and Juliet to go undercover at Hogwarts to find someone who has been murdering fairies.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003
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Even Artemis Fowl II Gets Nightmares reviews
Post LC. Dale wakes up to his roomate's tortured screams in the middle of the night. "Mother! Mother, please be reasonable!" A pained voice begged in the darkness. Probably just be a one-shot depending on reviews and my own lazyness. Main OC POV.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Artemis F.
Artemis Fowl New and Original Codes Decoded reviews
I realize that a lot of people have already done this, but I noticed that the new Artemis Fowl covers also have new codes and so I thought I'd give you guys both versions the original and new codes. Right now I only have the first 2 books for now.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011
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