Gambit Gurl Isis
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Joined 10-05-02, id: 277321
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, One Piece, and Misc. Comics.

Wow, forever and a day, aye?

Changing this finally seems fitting as I am posting again. One Piece, it seems, has sparked my creative center. I'm avoiding putting up anything really hardcore (either angst or otherwise) pertaining to that series, but that doesn't stop me for everything else.

Anywho, most of my older stuff, as you can guess, will not be continued due to the fact that I have identified the characters as RAGING MARY SUEs who must be stopped. They were fun, but seriously out of hand. I don't want them to contaminate my good originals with their Mary Sue ways.

Bleck.

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Ancient Languages by Imlosiel reviews
A woman trapped in an unfamiliar land struggles to find her way home. But where is home? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,469 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Glorfindel, OC - Complete
Distinctions by CoffeeWench reviews
Teatime decides to go and get a life, and since Susan took the first one, it's only right she should be made to help. Major revisions 07/12.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 89,081 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Jonathan T., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Keep a Secret, Share a Secret by morgana006 reviews
Eddie Nigma tells Robin a secret. Batman/Riddler.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Not Quite Counting Sheep by Dunyazade reviews
Bruce and Clark in bed again... and the aftermath. NOT slash.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,681 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Dum Spiro, Spero by Chakram reviews
Where there is life, there is hope. An AU exploration. Movieverse. Work in progress.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,570 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006
Coffee by Noriko Sakuma reviews
Chopper doesn't likes coffee, but he'll do anything for Robin. [Slightly ChopperxRobin] Reviews! :DDD
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Of Mikan and Men by gaarafreak reviews
A cute story following Sanji and Nami's love. It will end up being more than one chapter long, hopefully.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006
If We Could Only See by duckchick reviews
When an explosion shatters the peace of Hogwarts, Ginny decides to do some investigating of her own, and ends up saving Malfoy's life. Will they learn to see past prejudices and embrace the fire between them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,451 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Lee's List Of Manliness! by sand-nin-gurl reviews
Lee always makes promises before accepting a challenge. Turns out, he keeps his promises in a list. But what if that list were to be... altered?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 10/31/2004
Embrangle by Bizzle reviews
In which love is told to blossom and everyone plays the part of the manure. It's NarutoSasuke, cleverly disguised as ShikamaruIno, cleverly disguised as SakuraLee. ir brilliant yes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2004
Footprints by LadyRhiyana reviews
[COMPLETED] Set after book 5. Draco faces 6th year without his father's support, but standing alone in Slytherin is by no means easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,560 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Mid Winter Gifts by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
A short story about how a disastrous sailing trip eventually led to the myth among men of the elves leaving gifts for deserving children. Features Thranduil, Legolas, Elrond, Elladan, Elrohir, Celebrian, Arwen, and some OCs. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Spontaneous Romanticism by Liomi reviews
Lords and Ladies! Predators and Prey! How do the elves of fair Lórien play? (Work In Progress)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,392 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Haldir
A Royal Welcome by Alyosha1 reviews
Jack Sparrow is returning to Port Royal for repairs - Though initially expected to be a drama, this story has become more of a comedy, a DRAMATIC comedy, mind you. :)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003
Storms by ZeldaDragon reviews
This is for all you Thranduil lovers. Legolas feels a space between him and his father and remembers something of the past. Thranduil figures out what is wrong and tries to fix it. Family love, and lots of it. -Complete-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Now, bring me that,er, lampblack by Archer reviews
You can imprison him, maroon him, even try to hang him, and Jack Sparrow will come out of it with a smile...or at least a devious grin, but don't ever try to steal his eyeliner, for then you shall know the meaning of the word PAIN...not to mention WRATH..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 9/9/2003
Ma Petite by coffeebuddha reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow and his crew aboard The Black Pearl considered themselves to be ready for anything. However, they may have just met their match in the treasured cargo brought on board by a young woman they rescue from a shipwreck.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
The Sea Holds the Answers by Goody reviews
Will and Jack set out on a daring adventure aboard the Black Pearl to find Will's father, but trouble may find them along the way
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,784 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 7/12/2003
The Forked Road by Spike Daft reviews
Grima's life under the hand of Saruman. Mostly canon; maybe all canon. Haven't decided..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Grima W., Saruman
Probability by Thalia Weaver reviews
A girl who is rather prone to accidents, fainting and embarrassment finds herself in pre-LotR Rivendell. In a word: gleep.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003
A Midsummer Night's DreamAbridged by wenchly reviews
A summary of A Midsummer Night's Dream. Disclaimer: AMND and all characters belong to William Shakespeare. The actors this is based on belong to themselves.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 11/28/2002
PPC: From the Files of Polaris and Aria by Cat Meringue reviews
Two partners protecting the canon from the scum of the Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,508 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 8/20/2002
Fined by Ravishingly Discreet reviews
Strange happenings take place during the trip home on the Hogwarts Express. (A Ginny/Draco fanfic) ***The last chapter *will* be up today!***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Hairy Pimper and the Ghetto of Doom by Junkyard Angel reviews
If the idea of Harry Potter as a ghetto homie doesn't amuse you, you'll hate this fic. Harry Potter has been corrupted after watching nothing but Boyz in Da Hood for the whole summer!Not exactly highbrow..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002
Green Eggs and Hamlet by CinClayr reviews
A rather humerous (and slightly twisted) dialog between Hamlet and his father's Ghost. PG for violence.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2002
Shakespeare in thirty seconds by mileouttahell reviews
What it sounds like- a humorous summary of Shakespeare plays. (New: Julius Caesar)
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 12/13/2001
The Magical Mystika Tour by rave reviews
Er. Some things rather defy summary. Draco is stricken, Crabbe reads Proust, and Ron feels neglected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/16/2000
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La Traviata reviews
The Spirit. Ellen/Spirit. I only ever cheated on my girl once. I suppose, someday, she might forsake me for my infidelity.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Liebestraum No 3
The Spirit. Ellen/Spirit. Silence hung between them as she waited for his answer. In the interim, as her question faded but before he would answer, she could imagine that he was here for her.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Eldarion reviews
He had always known.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Eldarion - Complete
Calypso reviews
SPOILERS FOR AWE. Davy Jones looks back on his past and all he's lost.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Manipulated Living reviews
Quidditch matches, insanity, possession, dangerous potions, dangerous people, hallucinations, voices, and detention! Seriously, who could ask for more? Just click the link. For those of you who care, story centers around an OC. [Hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,961 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Draco M.
A Single Memory reviews
It is my regrettable duty to inform you, sir, that you have passed away. From your years of experience in life, you must choose one memory. The most important memory to you. It is this memory that will allow you to pass on from this world. Nakama fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
Spring reviews
Robin and Zoro share stories about Springtime. Post W7, RobinZoro
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete
Drinking in Minas Tirith reviews
Really, in the end, isn't it the bartender who wins?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Legolas - Complete
The Court of Pentacles reviews
Such strange fate you bare, fated of the strange. [Hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004
The Umbrella In The Water reviews
The last things Alice saw before she blacked out from the pain of it were the blood on her dress, the purple color of her right leg, and the shocked face of the young dark haired boy she’d been trying, desperately, to protect.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Complete
The Devil went Down to Hogsmeade reviews
A humorous little story inspired by the song 'The Devil went Down to Georgia.' How Draco Malfoy managed to get Ginny Weasley to go with him to a school ball. All is fair in Love and Dare.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,371 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Atlantis reviews
A mutiny and curse scatter the infamous crew of Jack Sparrow. Nearly seventeen years after the sinking of The Black Pearl and the daughter of the Turner’s is caught in a plot that could cost her very life, and has her only friend, Mr. Sparrow. [Hiatus]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2003
Forked Tongue reviews
Detention on February 13th. They've got to be kidding. But, perhaps, this detention will give Ginny a Reason to Like Valentine's Day again. Was that summary cliche enough for yall?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete