Author has written 2 stories for Once Upon a Time, and Harry Potter.
Age: That's for me to know and for you all to try and guess and will probably fail.
Hair colour: Dark Brown.
Eye Colour: Blue/grey.
Movies: Letters to Juliet, Just Go With it, The Bounty Hunter,Bride Wars, The Avengers Assemble, What Happens in Vegas, Love Actually, the Harry Potters, Beetlejuice, The PIrates of the Caribbean's.
TV Shows: Naruto, Fairy Tail, One Piece, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Sherlock, Vampire Diaries, The Origionals, FRIENDS!!
Books: The mortal instruments & the infernal devices series, Angel, Halo/Hades series, Angel, Black Bird (Manga).
I am a Directioner, Rocker and Otaku!!
I sollemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers. In most of my stories Fred, remus, tonks and Snape didn't die.
FRIENDS:Will lend you an umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MUM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process
FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders.
FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:Dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go hack into a military base
FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you
FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff
BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it
FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning
FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'ALONE'.
FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test
BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
FRIENDS: Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."
FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap
BEST FRIENDS: Are forever
Copy/paste this if you love your best friends!
You say Twlilight
I say Harry Potter
You say Vampires
I say Wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattinson
I'll say 'It's Cedric Diggory'
You say Pattinson is hot
I'll say Draco Malfoy is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?
I think that Ron and Hermione are the Perfect dream couple
You say Edward I'll say "Harry, now shut Up!"
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory.
My Favourite Harry Potter quotes:
"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'Follow the butterflies?'" - Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"I don't know where you learned about right and wrong, but you seem to have missed a few crucial lessons."
Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."George
"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."Fred and George
Percy, however, held out his hand solemnly as though he and Harry had never met and said, "Harry. How nice to see you."
"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-"
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have," said Hermione.
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" :Mrs Weasley. DH.
"ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!" Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
"Of all the trees we could of hit, we had to pick the one that hits back," Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"You foul,loathsome, evil little cockcroach,"
"Do you think we'll ever have a quiet year at Hogwarts?"
"Who told you 'bout Fluffy?"
"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled."
"You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant. But scary."
"What happened in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows."
"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends."
The Harry Potter Oath
I promise to remember Tonks Each time time I knock something down. And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley Whenever I'm out of town. I promise not to obey traffic laws For Sirius's sake of course. And I promise to remember Lupin When my heart fills with remorse. I promise to remember Arthur Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room. And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins Every time fireworks boom. I promise to remember Lily When I see someone that holds pure beauty. And I promise to remember Dobby Whenever a pair of socks spots me. I promise to remember Teddy When I see someone with turquoise hair. And I promise to remember Molly When someone tells me they care. I promise to remember Ginny Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled. And I promise to remember the death eaters When someone speaks of dominating the world. Yes I promise to love Harry Potter Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the wizards know.
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices:
1) Repost and show you care
2)Inore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care )
A REAL boyfriend!
I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I don’t care if you are a guy or a woman or Olly Murs...just read this, it will make a difference...
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her
- Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favourite movie with her or her favourite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.
On a can of cashews:
Warning: May contain cashews.
(Really? I never would have guessed!)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
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Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.
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If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.
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Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and tickling me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does.
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Broken a chair by leaning back in it
Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
Choked on your own spit while you were talking
Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
Tried to push open a door that said pull
Tried to pull open a door that said push
Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (if you don't know how that's possible, shame on you!)
Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
Have gotten gum stuck in your hair Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard.
(If any of these things have happened to you copy and paste them onto your profile. :D)
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you hate Twilight with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, copy and paste this into your profile, grab a bat, and let's find Robert Pattinson!
If you actually tried to give yourself ghost powers, smack yourself for being stupid! Oh, and copy and paste this into your profile.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Not too much though) You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed a xbox 360. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing.
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Caiizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Lion
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Rhiannon Gardens
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Davcaige
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (fav color, fav drink): Blue Coffee
6. YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Avoaba
8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Simon.
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Archery.
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME (fav color, pirate accessory): Blue Sword.
Team Peeta!!!! :) 'I love the boy with the bread!"
Team Peeniss!!!! PeetaxKatniss.
I love Harry Potter!!!!!
Weasley? The twins
Character, Overall? Can't Choose!!
Female Character? Hermione Granger!!
Male Characters? The twins!! and Draco.
Group Of Characters? The Weasleys!!
Adult? Sirius Black, Severus Snape or Minervra Macgonagle.
Professor? Severus Snape
Ship? Fred/Hermione and Draco/Hermione.
Non-Canon Ship? Blaise/Ginny (Because either of my ships should be canon).
Sweet? Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans.
Place? The Great Hall & The Head's Common Room.
Weasley Twin? Both!!
Product? Wand/Invisibility Cloak.
Shop? Weasley Wizarding Wheezes.
Couples? What Do You Think?
Ron/Hermione? Yeah okay. Their fights make it all the more amusing.
Harry/Hermione? Not bad but not my favourite.
Harry/Ginny? Sortta cute.
Ron/Lavender? Lavender should just drop dead.
Ron/Luna? No, Luna's to in love with Neville.
Ron/Pansy? Just no.
Ron/Fleur? NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!!
Hermione/Draco? ABSOLUTLEY!! They are both intelligent & the Love/Hate thing is amazing!!
Hermione/FredORGeorge? YES Hermione/Fred and sometimes George.
James/Lily? Yes I suppose.
Lily/Snape? Yes!! But she should be with James so she can have HARRY!!
Lily/Lupin? Not in ANY lifetime!!!
Tonks/Lupin? They are sooooooo cute!! LOVE IT!!!
Draco/Pansy? UGH! Pug-nose seriously? He could do so much better, like a certain bushy haired gryffindor.
Fred/Angelina? NO! I only like Fred with Hermione.
Harry/Cho? EWWWWWWWW!! I HATE CHO!! More than Lavender and that's saying something.
This Or That?
Harry or Ron? Both.
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione!!
Neville or Seamus? Neville AND Seamus!! I love seamus' accent and his nack for blowing everything up!!
Snape or Slughorn? Snape is amazing!!
Fred Or George? Equal, I cant pick!!
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny.
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione.
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Hermione cause it can only be Neville/Luna!!
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione only because they argue and that is amusing.
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione!! Im not a fan of Krum, he annoys me.
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione... I think they are cute and I HATE Lavender.
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Butterbeer!! Cause it most probably tastes better.
Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes all the way!!
Hog’s Head Or The Three roomsticks? The Three Broomsticks.
James/Lily or Snape/Lily? Snape/Lily!! But if they happened our dear Harry would not have happened.
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts but Hogsmeade is alright.
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Both!!
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor!!
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Beartie Bott's.
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Both.
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Barty *mentally hex's Rita*!!
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? GRIFFINDOR DEFFINITLEY!
Character, Overall? Can't choose!!!!!!!
Female Character? Sakura Haruno and Temari!!
Male Characters? Gaara, Kiba, Kankurou, Kakashi & The Akatsuki lads.
Group Of Characters? The Sand Siblings & The Akatsuki.
Sand Sibling? ALL!! Although I do have a crush on Gaara.
Adult? Jiraiya, Asuma, Kakashi & The Akatsuki lads.
Sensei? Kakashi and Asuma.
Ship? Sakura with anyone really but mainly Sakura/Sasuke.
Jutsu? Shadow Possestion jutsu.
Villiage? Suna & Konoha
Clan? Why ask me such diffucult questions?!?!
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28 reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like iffy in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can seduce and get off speeding fines.
6. Taxis stop for us.
7. Men die earlier.
8. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
9. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
10. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
12. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
13. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
14. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
18. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
19. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. (That is really sad so don't try.)
20. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
21. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
22. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
23. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
24. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
25. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
26. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
27. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
28. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.
f you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress.snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, JJ-000-JJ, cto10121, Marlicat, Call me Mad Elf,TwilightxHPotterxPJackson,Iloverueforever,Soso122, TheAkatsukiCurlzz17
REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? 'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?
We've studied with Hermione. Played Quidditch with Ron. Hid creatures with Hagrid. Laughed with Fred and George. Fought against Voldemort. Shared bravery with Neville. Admired with Ginny. Understood true love with Snape. Made all the wrong choices with Draco. Worked with Dumbledore. Rebelled against Umbridge. And believed with Harry until the end. Now it's nearly over, and now all we can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life.
In Remembrance of Severus Snape
Stuff You Need to Read
Hush, little sister Please don't cry I wish I could be there To sing you a lullaby
I can see your arms Bloodied and bruised That's strange, little sister Mine were like that too
I know you scream When Daddy's there Hush, little sister I know you're scared
I can see the way He's hurting you I'm sorry, little sister He did that to me too
I know that people Ignore what's going on at home That makes me angry, little sister You shouldn't have to be alone
Hey, little sister You wanna know why I'm not there? It's a sad story, little sister But people should care
You see, little sister One day Daddy got high You were asleep in your crib So you didn't hear my cry
He screamed at me And smashed my head against the door While you slept, little sister I died on the floor
You know, little sister I don't think that I would have died If someone had only bothered To listen to my cries
But hush, little sister Daddy's coming home Quick, get into bed You don't want him to find you alone
I'm sorry little sister He's in a bad mood Run while you can
Uh oh little sister He's lifting his belt Scream while you can, little sister Call for help
Hush little sister You don't need to cry No one can hurt you You're in my arms tonight.
COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the till said "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man said.
"When I was born I was black,
when I'm hot I'm black,
when I'm cold I'm black,
when I'm sick I'm black,
and when I die I'll be black. But...
When you were born you were pink,
when you are hot you are red,
when you are cold you are blue,
when you are sick you are green,
and when you die you'll be purple.
And you're calling me colored?
Paste this on your file if you're against racism.
Are You, Are You, Coming To The Tree Where They Strung Up A Man They Say Murdered Three Strange Things Did Happen Here, No Stranger Would It Seem, If We Met Up At Midnight In The Hanging Tree
Are You, Are You Coming To The Tree Where The Dead Man Called Out For His Love To Flee Strange Things Did Happen Here, No Stranger Would It Seem, If We Met Up At Midnight In The Hanging Tree
Are You, Are You, Coming To The Tree Where I Told You To Run So We'd Both Be Free, Strange Things Did Happen Here, No Stranger Would It Seem, If We Met Up At Midnight In The Hanging Tree
Are You, Are You, Coming To The Tree Wear A Necklace Of Rope Side BY Side With Me Strange Things Did Happen Here No Stranger Would It Seem, If We Met Up A Midnight In The Hanging Tree.
If I Don't Say This Now, I Will Surly Break, As I'm Leaving The One I Want To Take, Forget The Urgency, But Hurry Up And Wait, My Heart Has Started To, Seperate.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
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