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I can't make my own decisions
Or make any with precision
Well maybe you should tie me up
So i don't go where you don't want me
You say that i've been changing
That i'm not just simply Ageing
Well how could that be logical?
Just keep on craming ideas down my throat
Woah

You don't have to believe me
But the way I, way I see it
Next time you point a finger i might have to bend it back
And break it, break it off
Next time you point a finger i'll point you to the mirror

If Gods the game that you're playing
Well we must get more aquainted
Because it has to be so lonely to be the only one who's holy
It's just my humble opinion but it's one that i believe in
You don't deserve a point of view
If the only thing you see is you
Woah

You don't have to believe me
But the way i, way i see it

Next time you point a finger i might have to bend it back
Or break it, break it off
Next time you point a finger i'll point you to the mirror

This is the last second chance
(I'll point you to the mirror)
I'm half as good as it gets
(I'll point you to the mirror)
I'm on both sides of the fence
(I'll point you to the mirror)
Without a hint of regret i'll hold you to it

I know you don't believe me
But the way i, way i see it
Next time you point a finger i might have to bend it back
Or break it, break it off
Next time you point a finger i'll point you to the mirror

I know you won't believe me
But the way i, way i see it
Next time you point a finger i might have to bend it back
Or break it, break it off
Next time you point a finger i'll point you to the mirror.

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang:You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge:You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy:You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one.

I have pulled a Max many of times... it didn't go over so well. Ive pulled Fang alot of times my friends call it teleporting. Iggy all the time I once got a mini concusion by running into a wall. My nick name is Nudge. Um i very gassy so Yeah theres Gazzy. I an a total Angel, never play the nervous game with me.

My poems

when you think you have it all
the money
the clothes
the boyfriends
the friends
the status
one thing always comes up and bites you in the ass
Its called love and you know you are totally lost

things like,
money
fame
technology
looks
personality
hair color
sexual orientation
they dont mean shit
all that matters is that we all hate ourselves
so get over it damnit

we all want it
it seems like its a great idea
having it all
fun and happy
having the time of your life
but when it all comes down to it
why spend you life trying to chase something we dont have
when we can spend our life embrassing the stuff we do

1. Your real name:

Baylauna

2.Your gangster name:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Bayizzle

3.Your detective name:(fav color and fav animal):

Orange Hippo

4.Your soap opera name:(middle name,and current street name)

Jo Edmondson

5.Your star wars name:(first 3 letters of your last,first 2 letters of your first name,last 3 letters in your mother's maiden name):

Shibason

6.Your super hero name:(2nd fav color,fav drink):

Black Rootbeer

7.Your goth name:(black,and the name of your pet):

Black Jack

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

Some things that me and my friend (savannahreads) created:

Conversations in an elevator. (RANDOM SERIES)

An elevator conversation with an escaped asylum patient.

This one is by savannhreads

"Hi. I'm Bill" ^^
"Bill." O.O
"Yeah. Bill" o.O
"Bill." O.O

"Yuuuppp..."

...
"Bill." O.O
"Yes, my name is Bill." T.T
"Bill." O.O
"Can you stop that please?"
"Bill?" -.O

"Yes?"

"Bill." ^.^
. "Stop."
"He-he." ^.^
"Quit it."
"Bill." O.O

by me
Elevator conversation with a druggie.

"That's bad." o.o
"What's bad?" =)
"That." o.-
"What's 'that'?" -.-
"That." O.O
"What is that?!" .
"THAT!" O.O
"What the heck is bad?!" .
"That." o.o

END

Elevator conversation with an injured trucker.

By savannahreads
"Hey, what's your name?" ^.^
"Bo." T.T
"What are you here for?" ^.^
"Surgery." T.T
"What happened?" D=
"Accident." T.T
"What kind of an accident?" o.o
"Bad." T.T
"Oh." :(

ding*

"I have to go. Bye." o.^
"Wait." T.T
"Yes?" ^^
"Bathroom." T.T
"What?" .o

"Where?"

...
"Sir, what kind of surgery are you having?" >.o
..."mind"T.T
"mind surgery" -.-
'Yus...?"T-T
"I think you should come with me." o.O

"Let's go sir. We'll get you checked out." o.O
"... FLOWERS!" #-#
"AHHH!" O-O

END

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that was just a spacer.
(i just burped)

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Percy Jackson and the Gate to Tartarus by Under the Willow Tree reviews
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It's the future! Annabeth and Percy got married how sweet , but, seeing as they are demigods, tragedy occurred! This is about life AFTER and about strength and all that nonsense... NOT DEPRESSING, more bittersweet, and, in my opinion, more realistic.
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Spacing by Sanpizil reviews
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With a Cherry on Top by Sanpizil reviews
In which Grell learns the inner workings of a banana split. Intimately.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete