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Joined 03-02-11, id: 2773315, Profile Updated: 07-12-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

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HOLA PEOPLES!!!

Tis I, the amazing MYRRH MONKEY! *cue fanfare*

Yep, so... I'm in high school... Not that that necessarily means I'm a teenager... I could be a child prodigy or an academically-challenged 60 year old... But, just to save time and confusion, I'm between the ages of 13 and 19. :-)

I enjoy ellipses... Get used to them :-P I write like I speak, so expect lots of ellipses, dashes, semicolons - I'm a big fan of punctuation.

I'm in the marching band at my school (read: My friends and I are epically awesome band geeks) and I play clarinet (read: The best instrument on earth)... I'm also in our school's concert band and jazz band... I'm a big supporter of the music department :-P I also work in local children's theatre and youth theatre groups and programs...

I'm a huge Harry Potter freak - I disturb my friends because I know the names of every director and many of the actors in the movies, and I know what house Lisa Turpin is sorted into in the Sorcerer's Stone (it's Ravenclaw)

I also have an unhealthy obsession with platypi, freckles, Irish/Scottish/Australian/English accents, teenage Remus Lupin, Orlando Bloom, chocolate, pirates, and redheads... Just to name a few...

Music and books are my life! Oh, and friends and family too... Forgot about them... Oops

I also enjoy echidnas. Don't know what an echidna is? Look them up. They're quite interesting creatures :-P

My biggest dream is to work as an Imagineer for Disneyland. If you don't know what that is, look it up! It's one of the greatest jobs on the planet!

I have an insanely busy schedule, so expect random, sporadic updates (if anyone is actually reading this at all... Hello out there? Anyone?). I'll do my best though!

I write whatever strikes me as a good idea, so prepare for any and all random pairings... They'll probably be mostly Harry Potter and Marching Band though...

Well... That's all I can think of to write right now... So I shall update this later!

Au Revoir!

Update 5/19/11

I'm sooooo sorry people of the world! To all my lovely amazing super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot readers that I love so much that are out there reading my stories, A) you rock! B) I'm so sorry it's taking me forever to update The Wolf and the Doe and to start new stories. I wrote the currently published chapters over spring break, and once school started up again it's been one thing after another. I've had no free time at all! Unfortunately, my academics and extra-curriculars leave me with no time for a life. Thankfully, this is the last week of school before summer vacation, so I will (hopefully) have more time to write for you all! Not as much time as I'd like, what with all the newly acquired summer work (grr), but I digress... Point is, expect at least one new chapter sometime this month. Hopefully. I will try! Love you all!

PS: Have you ever had pancakes with Nutella/chocolate hazelnut spread of any kind? If not, DO! (unless you're allergic to hazelnuts... in that case DON'T!) It's delicious!

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Marching Band for Morons by PhantomPenguin reviews
COMPLETE! Anything and everything that you could possibly want to know about marching band, comprised into a satirical parady of a how-to book.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5074 - Favs: 5,211 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Laughter in the Wind by Necesisstas reviews
George Weasley has a small confrontation with his dead brother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/31/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Always and Forever: Prequel by CarlitaM reviews
The war is raging and Order members Hermione and Fred are in the midst of things. Prequel to 'Always and Forever'. How they fell in love and what brought them together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,648 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
He Had Such A Cheeky Grin by Evil People's Underwear reviews
Following on from the final battle, sparks fly between Fred and Hermione. Why can everyone see it but them? Maybe all they need is a little push in the right direction...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,713 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Girls, Quidditch, and Other Things We Love by xXxArcanusRosexXx reviews
The Marauders: a Quidditch legend, Hogwarts' hottest guy, a prefect with a 'furry little problem', and a socially challenged rat. Mix in a fiery redhead and a troublemaking dark-haired beauty, and BAM! The most dramatic sixth year ever. JP/LE SB/OC RL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,216 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Fool Me Twice by DawnieS reviews
Lily Evans is pretty, intelligent, vivacious… and accused of murder. James Potter is privileged, arrogant, and conceited… and her best chance at avoiding Azkaban. If only he wasn't convinced of her guilt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,380 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It Started Out With A Kiss by Narcissa Raie reviews
A little denial can go a long way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,636 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Eavesdropping by Allotropism reviews
Oneshot. "Oh, Charlie. It's so big."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
To Meet Again by lilyevans103 reviews
Lily and Severus meet for one last time in the park from their childhood. I OWN NOTHING!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
So That's A Date by Darth Gojira reviews
For Neville and Hermione, Valentine's Day at Hogsmeade is a new kind of experience. Rated PG for brief mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
The Mist of Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Twain said 'There aint no surer way to find out if you like or hate people than to travel with them' I had no idea how right he was and I didn't want to test it by getting stuck in 410. I really didnt want to get stuck with Fred George and Harry either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 98,995 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Running With Scissors by folie a plusieurs reviews
'People always say, 'Never run with scissors if you don't want to get hurt.' That's what I feel like I'm doing with Oliver Wood; running with scissors.' HermioneOliver. One-Shot. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
It was Bliss by RandomReggie reviews
Spoon Production-Two book worms, find something more than friendship in the library of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Hermione G., Neville L.
He Thought I Was Beautiful by JudithVB reviews
He thought I was beautiful. So he died for me. And now, I know I will never be beautiful again.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
The Really, Really Bad Idea by Sasparilla123 reviews
A tale of pork chops, potions and Gratuitous Snogging. Lily Evans does a favour for a friend, but it all goes wrong. It's all Remus' fault, naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3636 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
Lily is heartbroken. Her boyfriend has just dumped her and Lily is going to spend all day in bed. This is avoided because she has a Sassy Gay Friend. I own nothing. It all belongs to someone else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tell Me If It Hurts by foggybythebay reviews
Years after the war, Hermione's torment is still all too real. What brought her to St. Mungo's is now the perfect excuse for her to seek sweet refuge in the strong arms of an old school chum. / EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8270 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Falling, and the Catching by the bunny and the starfish reviews
Lily Evans has always had the opportunity to choose. She's brilliant, beautiful, sweet, yet fiery. So what happens when she has the opportunity to choose between the boy who made her fall, or the boy that was there to catch her? MAJOR AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,881 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.
Hermione's Boggart by embirsiphonelilathia reviews
Boggarts. Today it was boggarts and everyone thought they'd know exactly what Hermione would see they were wrong though, so very, very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,453 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Mint Chocolate by lydiamaartin reviews
Ginny needs mint chocolate ice cream. It's a dilemma. ―- HarryGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Can you guess? by embirsiphonelilathia reviews
Neville had spent a year consoling her and he was starting to see the end of his rope. But he couldn't just leave her, maybe it was time for the truth. Happy christmas Kait and if you can come up with a better summary please do!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Unresolved Issues by Lara Zed reviews
Fred corners Hermione at George's wedding; there are a few questions he needs answered. Completed oneshot. Challenge from worldsapart!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Tears on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
Lily & James have hated each other ever since their initial meeting took a wrong turn. After a shocking goodbye at the end of their 6th year, are things going to be any different in the following year when they are forced to work together as Head Boy and Head Girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 522,299 - Reviews: 2919 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 3007 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 4,746 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
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A Colorful Romance reviews
The life and love of Remus Lupin and Lily Evans has always been... well, interesting. My entry for Rosalie'sRevenge's OPI Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
Lucky Charms reviews
Sitting in the Burrow's kitchen at 2am was the last thing Seamus thought he'd be doing that night, especially not with Hermione Granger. After another fight with Ron, she has come to him of all people for advice. And Seamus is nothing if not charming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hermione G., Seamus F. - Complete
Just Wait for the Morning reviews
In the aftermath of the final battle, Hermione finds comfort in someone she would have least expected - Neville Longbottom. But will she get more than she bargained for? Rated T because I like that letter better than "K".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Would You, Could You, in the Rain? reviews
Why is it that every important moment in their lives happens in the rain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
The Wolf and the Doe reviews
One afternoon is all it takes for Remus Lupin's life to come crashing down. With his friends now shunning him, he is sure his life's just become a living hell. But in this newfound solitude comes a chance at the girl he has loved for years- Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.