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Author has written 1 story for One Piece.

asexual, aromantic, agender. bored by porn, all about the mindfuck. thinks portmanteaux are either the work of the devil or a sign of the approaching apocalypse. possibly both.

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The Sparrowkeet Series by audreyii-fic reviews
Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,475 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Nightfall by Le'letha reviews
Canon-divergent: 20 years after Chief Stoick's wife and son were lost in a dragon raid, the Vikings of Berk shoot down a Night Fury…and its rider, a feral youth who believes he is a dragon. [Not slash. Crossposted on AO3.]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,267 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Tabula Rasa by Wolkje reviews
Robbed of their memories, Squall and Seifer find themselves locked up, and are forced to fight for their lives. Left with no alternative, they can only rely on each other.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 93,418 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Squall L., Seifer A.]
Algorithm by winterkill reviews
Sure, the two of them bicker across the Ilyccian continent and back, but surprisingly it beat traveling alone. Rita/Raven. Rated M for sexual content.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Rita M., Raven - Complete
Hunting by Moonlight by Laryna6 reviews
Imprisoned in Choral Castle, Luke realizes that there is something in his head. Since returning home means death for them both, his only choice is to leave his family behind and join Van in order to learn how to defeat him and the Score.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,916 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Asch, Luke - Complete
The Fifth Act: Yuffie Redux by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot giftfic. Post 'The Fifth Act' - Cloud goes to rescue Yuffie AGAIN. Genesis and his 'nephew' tag along.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 657 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Rubber Duckies and Red Haired Monkeys by LadySloth reviews
Jet and Faye have noticed something important. Something very important. What is this secret? Ed needs a bath. Badly. But is it possible to get the hyperactive hacker to sit still long enough for a bath? Or will Spike have to save them?
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Edward, Spike S. - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2987 - Favs: 4,905 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
In Denial We Trust by Laryna6 reviews
Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Thorns by Vathara reviews
What if Aeris found unexpected help before Zack broke out? AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,428 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 245 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
That Which Devours by DK reviews
To regain the life he once knew, Squall Leonhart must face a foe impossibly alien... and as familiar as the back of his hand. Parodies don't always have to be funny.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,947 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Mr Fuhrer by Camudekyu reviews
[Oneshot] Down on her luck, Winry pays Roy a visit.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Roy M., Winry R. - Complete
All happy families are alike by afrai reviews
Grimmjow and Rukia get married and have a baby. No, really.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Rukia K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Five Times Luffy Kissed Ace reviews
and one time Ace wished he'd kissed Luffy. Ace/Luffy
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
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