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Author has written 17 stories for Artemis Fowl, H.I.V.E., Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Thor, and Burnt Corners.

This account has been inactive since pretty much...a year, now. Yet I find myself updating this profile, of all things, because some people are just so pushy. Yeah, you know who you are. I'm blowing off studying history for this. Remind me again why I ever gave you my email ID.

I know my pen name is long, so you can just call me Fly.
I have a brother, he's ReallyAwesomeBoy on FF (and over my stinking dead body I will call him that) and I call him Bug because he's always bugging me.

My dream is to be a published author.


In a moment,
Everything can change,
Feel the wind on your shoulders,
For a minute, all the world can wait,
Let go of your yesterday.

Can you hear it calling?
Can you feel it in your soul?
Can you trust this longing?
And take control,

Open up the part of you that wants to hide away
You can shine,
Forget about the reasons why you can't in life,
And start to try, cause it's your time,
Time to fly.

-'Fly', by Hilary Duff

It’s normal to talk to myself, but when I start getting cut out of the conversations, that’s when I get worried.

Pairings I ship:
(not the comprehensive list, because I've missed some fifty...thousand...fandoms over here)


NeroXRaven: My OTP. I love how, after all the bullets and explosions, her first words are always 'Are you all right?' and Nero always calls her 'my dear'. Why aren't they official yet? Mark Walden, if these two don't get together...you and I need to have a talk.

(potential spoilers!)

Yes, hello, Mark Walden. You see that shiny wrapped present at your doorstep? Yes, it's an award that just happens to be shaped like a nuclear bomb for the most incredible way to ruin a ship. So it's not enough that you had to make "the one woman [Nero] had ever truly loved" this random Elena chick--thus disregarding Raven, who has been there since book 1--now you have to create some sort of sick, bizarre backstory of a fifteen year old Natalya being taken in by Nero, who becomes a father figure or some shit to her? So now I can't ship my OTP without feeling like it's around 632 levels of wrong?

Thanks so much, Mark. (*u*)凸

Guys, wake up. The real villain isn't Overlord, or Furan, or Furan Part II, or those random assassins no one cares about, it's this author.

Wingelby: The Wraith with tall dark & humourless. They have AMAZING chemistry.

(potential spoilers!)

Amazing chemistry right up until they start dating.

Then you wonder what the hell happened and start shipping Ottelby and Otting instead.

"They're cute," was what I had said earlier.
"The eff is wrong with them," I asked later.
"I can't even...WHAT," is what I say now.

Ottelby: I confess that, right at the beginning, I thought Otto and Shelby would get together, and then Wing and Laura would probably be paired by default. I have no real love for the latter, but you read all the sassy little shit interactions that go down and you tell me you don't ship them, not even a little bit.

Otting: My dear, I'd actually write you a fanfiction proving that the status quo IS the way I claim it is, but after that utterly brilliant but utterly useless excuse of an M-rated fic from your side...*shrugs* I'll just let the ship speak for itself. (And it's screaming, "OTTO TOPS!". Just so you know.)

Harry Potter

Either I was too young to pay attention to ships when I read this series, or none of the pairings have any real chemistry? I dunno. Tumblr freaks the eff out over every HP pairing ever, but meh.

Artemis Fowl


You know, I've always loved books in which it's the friendship, not romance, that's the core. I hope Artemis Fowl continues to remain an example of this.

I am TOTALLY against HollyXArty, although it feels like I'm fighting a losing battle here.
And I don't like Arty and Minerva either.
AND OVER MY DEAD BODY I SHIP FOALY AND OPAL. I mean, who even does that?!

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus


Do not even talk to me about HoH I s2g I will commit hara kiri.

Ouran High School Host Club

Tamaki and Kyouya: To be fair, I started properly shipping them only after that backstory of how they met and stuff.

Hikaru and Kaoru: I don't ship them for the sexy shows they put up for the host club (they are always so ridiculous and exaggerated that I really can't take them seriously, no matter how hot they might be). I ship them because of the way they care for each other in private--when there's no one to please, and all their actions (comparatively much more understated) speak volumes more about "brotherly love" than their drama ever does.

I think, with these two, the line between brotherly love and romantic love gets very blurry.

Also, if your heart didn't go out them after "Until the day it becomes a pumpkin!", you are dead to me.

And Haruhi is a strong, independent chick who don't need no man.

Free! Iwatobi Swim Club

Do not even talk to me about this. I openly admit that I have lost any sense of shipping compass over Makoto, Haru and Rin.

Reigisa and GouxMikoshiba are my anchors.

...maybe I ship Rintori. When I'm not too busy pairing Rin with Haru. Or Makoto (it has been known to happen).

Death Note:



I can't speak I'm overcome with feels.

The Bartimaeus trillogy:

I ship Bartimaeus and Ptolemy first and foremost.

After that, yeah, sure, BartyXNatty, KittyXNatty, whatever.

But Bartimaeus and Ptolemy have no contest.

Card Captor Sakura:

All canon. Really, in this show, everything that is canon is perfect and everything that is perfect is canon. Please watch this show for the ships.

The George Awards
(I think it's unfair to say "Hetalia fandom", because really, I'm only talking about George deValier here)

The I hate you both and I love you both and you make me cry and can you please just get together and shh bb don't cry it'll be okay and why are these two my favourite anyway all they do is bring me heartbreak award: Antonio (Spain) and Lovino (S. Italy) for Besame Much.

The Inspiration to all VeraVerse couples award: Alfred (US) and Arthur (UK) for We'll Meet Again, because both of them made it out alive with their lives/limbs/major organs relatively intact.
Round of applause, guys.

The MY FEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS award: Feliciano (N. Italy) and Ludwig (Germany) for Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart.
Need I even say any more.

The Tell me George why couldn't all your couples have had beautiful (occasionally angsty but ultimately 100% happy) endings like this award: Francis (France) and Matthew (Canada) for La Patisserie de la Rose.
Tell me, George.
Tell me why.

The Oslo award: Denmark and Norway for Catch Perfect.
Shame? Nope, never heard of it.

The Absolute adorableness in crazy surroundings award: Tino (Finland) and Berwald (Sweden) for Catch Perfect.
You bbs perf. Never change, yo.

The Yeah I didn't need my heart any way so let me wait for it to be ripped outaward: Sadiq (Turkey) and Gupta (Egypt) for Something To Remember You By (and every cameo Sadiq gets in AWS).
Pfft. Functional, non-confused hearts. Who needs them, anyway.

The DO NOT TALK TO ME I REJECT ALL YOUR PAINFUL HEADCANON ENDINGS OKAY award: Gilbert (Prussia) and Roderich (Austria) for Lily of the Lamplight.
They lived happily ever after and no one can convince me otherwise. Well, they did in the MapleVerse (for which they also get the Wrecking Ball award), anyway.

And an Honorary Award to Yao (China) and Ivan (Russian) for the original the Tiger and the Dragon, which I haven't read, much to my sorrow, but I'm told it was brilliant. Once again, much to my sorrow.

Who'd I miss?

I am against shipping wars.

(Re: you say that line but i know you better than that. hey watcha doin' with a line like that.)

I am against fangirls trying to bludgeon me to death because I don't ship their ship.
It's happened.

In the meantime...

Otting. Otters are better than radio stations, yo.

M&M. The candy isn't on top of the chocolate, the chocolate goes inside the candy.

NaruSasu. Is Naruto the one with "uke" at the end of his name? No? Didn't think so.

Hikaru and Kaoru. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be fighting, here. They're already together in canon.

Here I stand
And here I'll stay

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Once Upon a Teashop by anaer reviews
In which Jet's a stalker, Sokka's suspicious, and Zuko just wants to make it through the day without murdering anyone. Welcome to the Jasmine Dragon. Zukka, Jetko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,004 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 7/19/2010 - [Sokka, Zuko, Jet]
Instead of Going Under by Mission to Marzipan reviews
Nico was left with more than physical scars after the Giant War. After the fighting was over he vanished and fell into a lifestyle that's threatening to drown him. Two years on and with the chips down, Percy is the only one Nico knows he can count on.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,590 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
Libelle Hall by George deValier reviews
Modern AU. When Roderich Edelstein – student, musician, and reluctant activist – attempts to save a local music hall from destruction, he is not prepared for the conflicting emotions evoked in him by arrogant demolition worker Gilbert Beilschmidt. Gift fic for Kay the Beta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Fanmail by pigeonattack reviews
They're being held at Studio 254, known to be quite possibly the most terrifying environment in the world- if one happens to land on their host's hit list. Their every answer is monitored and transcripted. Ask at your own risk.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,886 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 3/1/2012
Bésame Mucho by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Lovino Vargas only ever wanted something exciting to happen in his boring, everyday Italian village existence. He never expected war, Resistance, love, passion, treason, or a cheerful, confusing, irritatingly attractive Spanish freedom fighter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 2,942 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Declarations by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Her words come completely out of the blue and send her into complete panic mode. Holy crap, when Percy saved them from Octavian and his cronies, she was planning on saying 'thank you,' not 'I love you.' A look into Annabeth's thoughts during that scene in Mark of Athena. Percy/Annabeth Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Lily of the Lamplight by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Austrian musician Roderich and German soldier Gilbert are forced into an army prison unit and a fight for survival on the Russian Front. But in the midst of blood and death and hell on earth, how long can they fight their desire for each other?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,329 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prussia, Austria
Project Drabble by Reensie17 reviews
A collection of beautifully written drabbles, ficlets and one-shots, featuring different authors, bringing their different unique styles! Warning: These drabbles may include fab four shippings, OCs and/or next gens! The newest chap is featuring: Ottofiles 2
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011
Sincerely, Alphas by Mosgem reviews
"You wouldn't know power if it danced naked in front of you wearing Dobby's tea cozy." The Alpha's read the complaints from the other streams, and they're a bit... angry. They decide to reply with a letter to Nero. Based off of I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly's story.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012
La Patisserie de la Rose by George deValier reviews
AU. Accountant Matthew Williams is used to being unnoticed, ignored, and forgotten. That is until pastry chef Francis Bonnefoy appears like a burst of colour in his dull, grey life. Gift fic for TCTBS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,111 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4617 - Favs: 7,561 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Six Staples of the Dare di Angelo Household by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Or 'How Nico and Rachel manage to cohabit without killing each other.' Because when it comes to the Oracle and the Ghost King living together, every day is bound to be exciting. That, or just irritating and/or mildly entertaining. Nico/Rachel Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/27/2012 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
Of Ponies and Edelweiss by George deValier reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt is not, generally speaking, a romantic man. Which makes his behaviour this particular Valentine's Day a little odd for Roderich to understand… Gift fic for TCTBS; spin-off of 'La Patisserie de la Rose.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
The One with the Mushroom Dust Cloud at the End by Musafreen reviews
In which romantic subplots take over the HoO storyline. Very short. Parody.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Annabeth C. - Complete
You Did by HecateA reviews
Jason and Reyna's little game, and how it could turn into a danger hazard. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Reyna R., Jason G. - Complete
Leave the World Behind by Dancing in the Minefield reviews
Life goes on. She does not. The world goes on. And she is left choking in its dust.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
Sleep, Little Bird by George deValier reviews
Human AU. Tino, Berwald and Peter are the perfect family. Things like this don't happen to people like them. But when they do, how are they supposed to accept it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 178 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Once Upon a Pigeon's Prom by pigeonattack reviews
Ah, prom. Shelby deems it a miracle. Laura says it's a disaster. Nigel declares a state of emergency. For Otto, it's amusement. For Wing, it's confusion. For Franz, it's a pot of gold. Alas for poor Nero, who has no idea what he's gotten himself into.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,047 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
Three Days by DiamondNinja914 reviews
Immediately follows the end of book six. First person from Laura, as she gives her opinion on driving, Franz, and Shelby's diary.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Laura B., Otto M. - Complete
Thy by NinjaNakkiOfCabin11 reviews
A one-shot between Percy and Thalia while on Kitchen Duty! NO ROMANCE, HUMOROUS, fun to write, completely random! I personally think it's funny. Light and airy! Please read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Thalia G., Percy J. - Complete
This Would Be Much Easier If He Wasn't a Ninja by Abstract Cupcake reviews
The course of true love never did run smooth... and especially not at H.I.V.E. Add an electric eel, x-ray glasses, a new member of the water polo team, several types of doom rays, and a MMORPG. Hilarity, mayhem, and GIANT SPACE ROBOTS ensue. Shelby/Wing
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Shelby T., Wing F.
Hippogriffs: not for hugging by flyin'rabbit reviews
Draco Malfoy is still 'suffering' from a 'hurting arm' when Luna Lovegood comes along and completely misinterprets what happened to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Waking Wing by pigeonattack reviews
Otto bribes H.I.V.E.mind into helping him wake up Wing. Of course, being Otto, this is rather more interesting than the title would imply. Spoofed the title on Mark Walden's "Taking Wing". Recently revised
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Otto M., H.I.V.E.mind - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 5,520 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Aphrodisiac by White Replica reviews
Oh dear. It seems that there is quite a ruckus in H.I.V.E. Love potions, puberty, what's next?
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Baby Talk by Billie the fourth sage reviews
Another experiment gone wrong & no parental experience in H.I.V.E. means 1 thing: --"If you don't wear your jammies, there'll be no cuddling tonight." Baby Max pouted & slipped on the periwinkle PJs as Cypher dried his hair with a fluffy towel. N/C fluff
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Maximilian N.
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 201 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Links by RobinRocks reviews
There's a darkness in L's soul, and ironically, it's called Light. LxLight 50 Sentences challenge.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/26/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Orbit and Contact by MorganD reviews
Shounen Ai ClowYue. Clow Read is caught in the middle of a particularly distressing debate about the importance of the Moon.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,591 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Yue, Clow R. - Complete
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The Letter is Mightier than the Atomic Bomb reviews
The pen is mightier than the sword, but no one knew that the letter was mightier than the atomic bomb until the the HIVE streams put their Alpha-resentment into words. The Alphas replied...& WW3 ensued. With videos of a naked Wing doing rounds, Shelby going on a killing spree and Raven hijacking a tank, even Nero can't start to wonder where he went wrong. [in collab with MOSGEM]
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,847 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Natalya/Raven, Maximilian N.
Troll reviews
Headcanon #57: As a reward for getting As in their 2nd Year Science and Technology exam, Professor Pike said that the Alpha class could come up with a prank that he would take part in. This is how he wound up running into the dining hall, screaming "Troll in the dungeon!" before collapsing in front of Dr Nero.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Maximilian N., Theodore P. - Complete
Irvine's a cool name reviews
It's the Big Day, and Clo's all chill...but Fred is crying over his lilies, Lucas is memorising the guest list, Miss Britta is trying to remember if she turned off the sprinklers (and the lasers), Miss Haley is keeping Alex from stealing all the food (well, trying to, anyway), and Alex is...practising his Serious Voice? Welcome to the fiasco that is the Irvine-Irvine wedding.
Burnt Corners - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Clo K./I., Lucas I., Alex P. - Complete
Dear Alphas reviews
"You're not the only Stream in HIVE. And you're certainly not the best. Sincerely, the other Streams." The Henchman, SciTech and PolFi Streams decide to put their resentment into words. Nero is reading their rather, ahem, forceful letters, while Raven is wondering if Max was drunk when he sorted Otto and Co into Alpha. Or if Pike was involved. Both prospects are equally horrifying.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Maximilian N., Natalya/Raven - Complete
Not What I Had Expected reviews
At age 7, Laura Brand wanted a red-haired Prince Charming. At age 10, she was smitten by the surfer-boy looks. At age 12, she realized that she had a thing for the tall, dark and handsome types. But then this one boy strolled into the picture, very inconsiderately ignoring all her expectations and making her fall for him so hard...[100% Ottra fluff. Diabetics beware. Happy V-day!]
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Laura B., Otto M. - Complete
Waking Wing, Hindi Translation reviews
Hindi translation of pigeonattack's Waking Wing by yours truly, 'cause we HIVE megaminds are cool that way... "Otto bribes H.I.V.E.mind into helping him wake up Wing. Of course, being Otto, this is rather more interesting than the title would imply."
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - Hindi - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Otto M., H.I.V.E.mind - Complete
Persephone Files For Divorce reviews
One fine day, Persephone decides to file for divorce. Zeus ends up becoming the judge of the madhouse-erm, court. Athena and Hera battle it out, lawyer-style. Aphy is betting, Hades is sleeping, Demeter is swearing and Zeus just wants something for his migraine. 100% pure crack. Re-revamped. Complete. [Now in Italian!]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Monster reviews
A Frost Giant, a Jotun, a creature, a thing, an abomination...a monster. Odin's son? No, he wasn't Odin's son. He was Odin's regret. What ran through Loki's anguished mind when Odin told him that his whole life had been a beautiful, cruel lie. One shot.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Loki, Odin - Complete
The Sweet Jealousy of a Paranoid Cow reviews
You put in a jealous Hera and a vengeful Annabeth, you get the Stolls to unleash their full prankster, you ensure Zeus is caught in the crossfire...You get a fiasco which makes Aphrodite and a few other gods sit back, relax and enjoy as the show unfolds.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Annabeth C., Hera
The Athenoposeidon Date reviews
There's a reason why these two are the least compatible gods in history. Suppose, in a fit of insanity, Poseidon asked Athena out and she actually AGREED. What would their date be like? How many casualties would there be? Or could it actually...work out? Crack!fic. One shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Death by Draperies reviews
Post Sirius's death; Padfoot and Prongs are sitting...wherever people sit after they die...and Sirius is marveling at his bad luck. Really, though-dying by falling through curtains? James isn't going to let him forget this soon. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2012 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Mr Ploopinschnooker reviews
Don't make little Shelby introduce you to Mr Ploopinschnooker...he's her pet shark. Yes, she has a pet shark. And his name is Mr Ploopinschnooker. And he's absolutely amazing at making people co-operate. -Drabble, possibly crack. Random idea, don't think about this too much.-
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Shelby T. - Complete
Not My Girlfriend reviews
Little kids have a tendency to ask innocent, clueless questions-like why, if Shelby is a GIRL and FRIEND, is she not his GIRLFRIEND? [Proud to present the very first Ottelby fic in this fandom. If you're going to flame me because you don't ship this pairing, the exit is to the left (top left corner of the screen where the back button is, actually). Goodbye, have a nice day.]
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Otto M., Shelby T. - Complete
O is for Obtuse, Otto, and Oblivious reviews
It's Laura's birthday, and Otto can't figure out what to give her. Fortunately, Shelby's there to help. UNFORTUNATELY, Otto, being Otto *cough* and a boy *cough* is very likely going to ruin it in his general Obliviously Obtuse manner. Ottra. One shot.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shelby T., Otto M. - Complete
How DARE they name him Artemis! reviews
When Artemis the goddess finds out about how a male child is named after her, she is predictably furious. But any sort of confrontation with Artemis Fowl the Second can get messy...*devious grin* PJO/AF one shot, I sadly don't own anything.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Artemis F., Artemis - Complete
Banana Milkshake reviews
Otto's holed up in a safe house with Raven as his only companion, and he has nothing to do but wiggle his toes. He's BOUND to get bored out of his genius mind. Unfortunately, his attempt to make time pass by more quickly is disastrous, to say the least...
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Otto M., Natalya/Raven - Complete
Hijacking the PA System reviews
Having the HIVE Public Address System taken over by a student is every headmaster's nightmare, but when a certain albino genius decides to hijack the PA System, Dr Nero and Raven learn to fully appreciate the phrase, 'having a bad day'...Two-shot.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Otto M., Natalya/Raven - Complete