Author has written 17 stories for Artemis Fowl, H.I.V.E., Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Thor, and Burnt Corners.
This account has been inactive since pretty much...a year, now. Yet I find myself updating this profile, of all things, because some people are just so pushy.
I know my pen name is long, so you can just call me Fly.
My dream is to be a published author.
In a moment,
Can you hear it calling?
-'Fly', by Hilary Duff
It’s normal to talk to myself, but when I start getting cut out of the conversations, that’s when I get worried.
Pairings I ship:
NeroXRaven: My OTP. I love how, after all the bullets and explosions, her first words are always 'Are you all right?' and Nero always calls her 'my dear'. Why aren't they official yet? Mark Walden, if these two don't get together...you and I need to have a talk.
Yes, hello, Mark Walden. You see that shiny wrapped present at your doorstep? Yes, it's an award
Thanks so much, Mark. (*u*)凸
Guys, wake up. The real villain isn't Overlord, or Furan, or Furan Part II, or those random assassins no one cares about, it's this author.
Wingelby: The Wraith with tall dark & humourless. They have AMAZING chemistry.
Amazing chemistry right up until they start dating.
Then you wonder what the hell happened and start shipping Ottelby and Otting instead.
Ottelby: I confess that, right at the beginning, I thought Otto and Shelby would get together, and then Wing and Laura would probably be paired by default. I have no real love for the latter, but you read all the sassy little shit interactions that go down and you tell me you don't ship them, not even a little bit.
Otting: My dear, I'd actually write you a fanfiction proving that the status quo IS the way I claim it is, but after that utterly brilliant but utterly useless excuse of an M-rated fic from your side...*shrugs* I'll just let the ship speak for itself. (And it's screaming, "OTTO TOPS!". Just so you know.)
Either I was too young to pay attention to ships when I read this series, or none of the pairings have any real chemistry? I dunno. Tumblr freaks the eff out over every HP pairing ever, but meh.
NONE. NOTHING. NADA.
You know, I've always loved books in which it's the friendship, not romance, that's the core. I hope Artemis Fowl continues to remain an example of this.
I am TOTALLY against HollyXArty, although it feels like I'm fighting a losing battle here.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus
Do not even talk to me about HoH I s2g I will commit hara kiri.
Ouran High School Host Club
Tamaki and Kyouya: To be fair, I started properly shipping them only after that backstory of how they met and stuff.
Hikaru and Kaoru: I don't ship them for the sexy shows they put up for the host club (they are always so ridiculous and exaggerated that I really can't take them seriously, no matter how hot they might be). I ship them because of the way they care for each other in private--when there's no one to please, and all their actions (comparatively much more understated) speak volumes more about "brotherly love" than their drama ever does.
I think, with these two, the line between brotherly love and romantic love gets very blurry.
Also, if your heart didn't go out them after "Until the day it becomes a pumpkin!", you are dead to me.
And Haruhi is a strong, independent chick who don't need no man.
Free! Iwatobi Swim Club
Do not even talk to me about this. I openly admit that I have lost any sense of shipping compass over Makoto, Haru and Rin.
Reigisa and GouxMikoshiba are my anchors.
...maybe I ship Rintori. When I'm not too busy pairing Rin with Haru. Or Makoto (it has been known to happen).
I can't speak I'm overcome with feels.
The Bartimaeus trillogy:
I ship Bartimaeus and Ptolemy first and foremost.
After that, yeah, sure, BartyXNatty, KittyXNatty, whatever.
But Bartimaeus and Ptolemy have no contest.
Card Captor Sakura:
All canon. Really, in this show, everything that is canon is perfect and everything that is perfect is canon. Please watch this show for the ships.
The George Awards
The I hate you both and I love you both and you make me cry and can you please just get together and shh bb don't cry it'll be okay and why are these two my favourite anyway all they do is bring me heartbreak award: Antonio (Spain) and Lovino (S. Italy) for Besame Much.
The Inspiration to all VeraVerse couples award: Alfred (US) and Arthur (UK) for We'll Meet Again, because both of them made it out alive with their lives/limbs/major organs relatively intact.
The MY FEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS award: Feliciano (N. Italy) and Ludwig (Germany) for Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart.
The Tell me George why couldn't all your couples have had beautiful (occasionally angsty but ultimately 100% happy) endings like this award: Francis (France) and Matthew (Canada) for La Patisserie de la Rose.
The Oslo award: Denmark and Norway for Catch Perfect.
The Absolute adorableness in crazy surroundings award: Tino (Finland) and Berwald (Sweden) for Catch Perfect.
The Yeah I didn't need my heart any way so let me wait for it to be ripped outaward: Sadiq (Turkey) and Gupta (Egypt) for Something To Remember You By (and every cameo Sadiq gets in AWS).
The DO NOT TALK TO ME I REJECT ALL YOUR PAINFUL HEADCANON ENDINGS OKAY award: Gilbert (Prussia) and Roderich (Austria) for Lily of the Lamplight.
And an Honorary Award to Yao (China) and Ivan (Russian) for the original the Tiger and the Dragon, which I haven't read, much to my sorrow, but I'm told it was brilliant. Once again, much to my sorrow.
Who'd I miss?
I am against shipping wars.
(Re: you say that line but i know you better than that. hey watcha doin' with a line like that.)
I am against fangirls trying to bludgeon me to death because I don't ship their ship.
In the meantime...
Otting. Otters are better than radio stations, yo.
M&M. The candy isn't on top of the chocolate, the chocolate goes inside the candy.
NaruSasu. Is Naruto the one with "uke" at the end of his name? No? Didn't think so.
Hikaru and Kaoru. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be fighting, here. They're already together in canon.