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Name: Not saying. Call me by my handle.

Age: 26

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Home: Gold Coast Australia.


Hobbies: Fanfic reading(il read most genre as long as decently written with an understandable pace, plot and NOT in first person that shit never works)

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Every time you think about making an OC THE main character you should stop writing fanfiction

Every time you introduce a OC that is a main character i stop reading and boycott your fics.

Every time you introduce a OC with more power than plot characters, you lose 100 reviewers, make me boycott your other fics and make me want to punch you in the face.

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Naruto gender swap challenge

What would the Naruto world be like if EVERYONE was the opposite gender?

This is the challenge im posting if you decide to give it a go tell me so I can read it.

Any other changes besides EVERYONES gender is up to you surprise me.

Naruto bleach crossover

Naruto and sasuke die beating Madara and get sent to soul society with sasuke as Naruto’s zanpakuto

Shikai is sasuke’s chokuto its techniques are all sasukes lightning jutsu, bankai is madara’s war fan with kama at end of chain, adds the mangekyou sharingan jutsu as techniques.

Efficient Naruto challenge

There are a variety of diverse personality quirks in the Naruto universe. For example some are extremely perverted; some are obsessed with art, power, immortality, laziness, the flames of youth, being on time, being late, devotion to their master or their go. one even stating they were a god so what if Naruto developed a different quirk than in cannon more precisely an obsession with efficiency and the more traditional ninja tactics of stealth, speed, precision and weapon use(NO COMBAT BOOTS).

This is the challenge I am posting for the writers out there. What Naruto would be like if he had an obsession with efficiency and a more traditional approach to being a ninja.

Brooding emo Kyuubi challenge

Challenge for the writers out there for a brooding emo Kyuubi with comments and speeches about how no one understands him and crappy emo poetry


Maniacal laughter and psychotic grins a true berserker. He is brutal, arrogant, disrespectful, and sadistic. What if Ichigo showed these traits while fighting after all Hichigo is part of him those traits had to come from somewhere. An Ichigo with no problems from his inner hollow and full control of all its powers (cero, bala and full hollowfication (second mask stays like in full hollow from full head with the horns) this is my challenge for the writers out there how much would a different Ichigo change the story line.

Naruto zoids xover challenge

Immortal Naruto dimension hops into the zoids universe and ends up with an epic Kyuubi zoid (power and size, and can shoot menacing balls) via Yōkai mutation of a dead shadow fox (like the shield liger in chaotic century) and a fem Kyuubi with a human body that can be like an organoid can be chaotic century or new century.

If anyone decides to do this challenge let me know had this idea as a dream and think it could make a cool fic

If written please use imagination I would like for what happens to be a surprise so write it how YOU would like to write it.

Naruto xmen xover challange

Immortal Naruto looks between 16 and 20 ends up at Xavier's institute due to the professor examining a found hiraishin kunai thinking the seal on it is something to do with mutant history or something and calling him there from the mountains somewhere and he decides to stick around I thought with a personality cross of anko and extreme kakashi (apathetic and lazy to the extreme like in the now gone fic subject 14(my fav fic ever) (if you have read it) anyway let me know if anyone decides to do this challenge.

If written please use imagination I would like for what happens to be a surprise so write it how YOU would like to write it.

Naruto black lagoon xover

Fic idea immortal Naruto using some kind of dimension hoping jutsu or seal or whatever appears on the deck of the black lagoon during the chopper chase and ends up joining the crew instead of rock (rock didn’t come out with idea to save them so stays a massive pussy and back to japan) also thought it would be cool if Naruto pwns the chopper in some kind of awesome way. I also thought ANBU gear and mask with zabuza’s sword would be awesome.

All pairings open or harem if you want anyway let me know if anyone decides to do this challenge.

If written please use imagination I would like for what happens to be a surprise so write it how YOU would like to write it.

CHALLENGE Naruto/Pokémon harem fic

A smart Immortal (age wise) godlike Naruto after becoming the new jubi (jubi eyes have same powers as rinnegan/sharringan/EMsharingan) dimension hops into Pokémon world bringing with him the bjuu as his Pokémon (full size bjuu with size change ability) must have a cool wep like zabuza’s sword or any notable Naruto wep or weps and an animal form. ANYONE can be added to harem from Naruto or Pokémon dead and fem characters included (e.g. femhaku for fem and yugito for dead) fem bjuu and fem legendries also can be included (shape shifting).

Let me know if you decide to take this fic on anyone can just let me know.

If written please use imagination I would like for what happens to be a surprise so write it how YOU would like to write it.

Rukia didnt need to be rescued

what if Rukia was praised for giving Ichigo her power. Killing hollows and protecting humans no matter what is a soul reapers job and she did that job.

how would the bleach universe change if rukia wasnt punished.

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Traveler: Recollections by The Straight Elf reviews
There are many stories in the world of Pokemon. Some are unsaid. Some are long forgotten. Some are simply buried in the annals of history. Some stories may never see the light of day, but at least a few may be found here. A/N: Supplement to Traveler. History, lore, and glimpses across time and space.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,188 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 6/5/2016
Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 964,408 - Reviews: 4507 - Favs: 4,233 - Follows: 3,741 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Nidoran, Nidorino, Nidoking
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 4876 - Favs: 6,878 - Follows: 6,648 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5489 - Favs: 5,536 - Follows: 4,262 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto Catches a Goblin by JellyfishBlues reviews
In which Naruto catches a goblin, claims that Sasuke laughs like a monkey, sort of learns to read, and other tales of idiocy. :: Oneshot compilation :: ongoing :: much stupider than it sounds ::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Reality by ENSIGN reviews
Ikari Shinji grew up very much differently than Gendo expected. How would the Commander of NERV handle a trained killer with sociopathic tendencies. Militaristic plus tons of monolog on Shinji's slightly disturbed mind as he contemplates reality.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 141 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Shinji I., Rei A.