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Joined 03-03-11, id: 2774682, Profile Updated: 05-28-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I mostly read fanfic, but occasionally I feel like writing something. Currently, I'm working on :

- Complicated, a Victoria/ Bella femslash. This will have violence later on, as well as lemons. Oh yeah, and its OOC.

- What To Do With Tables, which will be a series of one-shots that isn't really going to have a plot at the moment, but it depends on if I'm inspired. (will be edward/bella pairing, OOC)

My all-time favourite story is Beyond Time by TKegl, closely followed by Art School Confidential by farkle. The world that TKegl creates for Beyond Time is truly amazing, and I would highly recommend reading it.

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Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,355 - Reviews: 4628 - Favs: 4,571 - Follows: 5,856 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen by smmiskimen reviews
You've heard of Edward's pov, but what about Edward's peen's pov? Get inside the peen's perspective and see what goes on inside the pants. If you've ever thought it was hard being a person, try living this life. AH, AU, M, E&B eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,395 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Naughty School Girl by Breath-of-twilight reviews
Alice has been lusting after her pupil, Bella for a long time. A uniform violation allows her to act on her desires. Bella's inexperience leads the girls to steamy lessons that eventually inc. a dreamy male student and a god-like Male teacher. Even.BxE REPOST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? Note: Animate Me was pulled on 3/23/12 Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11446 - Favs: 4,532 - Follows: 3,732 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12633 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 3,281 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 172,427 - Reviews: 10307 - Favs: 9,144 - Follows: 6,930 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8262 - Favs: 6,329 - Follows: 2,683 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time: Of Diaries and Destiny by TKegl reviews
An alternate ending to Beyond Time, written for Fandoms Fight the Floods.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pin Up Girl by cozmedic reviews
It's 1952, Hollywood. Edward is a photographer. Bella is his muse. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 215,538 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,445 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 4,642 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 5,240 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blender Tops Are Overrated Anyways by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
So, I went over to Edward Cullen's house to make smoothies. I wound up covered in smoothie mix and to make matters worse or better he read my panties and it turned my life around. Big, Fat, Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8664 - Favs: 5,331 - Follows: 5,070 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Art School Undercover by farkle reviews
Edward gets conned into modeling nude for an art class and ends up finding more than he expected. Read ASConfidential first. This is the first few chapters of ASC from Edward's point of view. AU-AH. language, nudity, sexual references.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 423 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19326 - Favs: 11,938 - Follows: 5,467 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
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Omnia Mutantur Nihil Interit
everything changes nothing dies - latin phrase When Carlisle is killed by vampire-hating locals, one member of the family takes it upon themselves to avenge his death. AU, OOC. Rated M for violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
Complicated reviews
Set after Edward leaves in NM. Victoria kidnaps Bella, and has some fun with her while she's all tied up. FEMSLASH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Bella, Victoria