MissSardonic
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Joined 03-03-11, id: 2774844, Profile Updated: 08-25-12
Author has written 1 story for Avengers.

Real Power wants FanFiction.

Hi. I'm Heather - aspiring author, avid music listener, about to be college graduate, blah blah blah - no one cares.

New to fanfiction. Seem to have nothing better to do.

I have a full time job at the moment.

It's different.

I'm an Avengers freak. My fellow geek friends tell me it's weird when I refer to them by their first names.

I ship Thorki and Stony. And regret nothing.

I don't really know why my first fic was StevexLoki. I honestly also don't know their ship name and I do use that joke in the fic. The plot came to me during a trip to the mountains. I was taking a walk with a red solo cup of blueberry lemonade Smirnoff and listening to Safety Suit's "Things to Say". All the sudden I had 50k words.

Weird.

Some random facts about my writing:

In order to write anything, I have to find the appropriate music first.

I have a hard time writing anything that is half-assed.

Sometimes, I try way too hard. And a few weeks later I reread what I have written and realize I could have said three paragraphs worth of information in one sentence. Working on it.

My stories always have to have a story. And it has to be good. Or I scrap the idea.

When I write from my own perspective, such as now, I punctuate my sentences the way I speak.

I frequently have to read my work aloud to catch my mistakes.

I keep trying to tailor my stories to mainstream marketing... because getting published would be super.

If violence and genderbenders bother you, do not read Safety Suit.

I do rate my material M for a reason.

Some random facts about myself:

I am not here to offend you.

Caffeine does not make me hyper.

I love me some anime.

I enjoy my cocktails.

I need to write in order to feel alive.

I have a weird affinity for villains.

Everything is Avengers and nothing hurts.

How to Babysit a Super Toddler by Kaytoko reviews
When Steve and Tony decide to go on a week-long vacation, babysitting duties of their son Peter fall into the rather incapable hands of the sons of Odin. Disregarding their lack of previous experience working with children, Thor and Loki agree to look after him. What could possibly go wrong? Domestic!Avengers, Toddler!Peter Parker
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Thor, Loki
Safety Suit reviews
To escape Asgardian justice, Loki assumes an alternate form and a new identity. Now a resident of Earth, he must evade Eudorian bounty hunters contracted by the Chitauri and simultaneously remain anonymous to the Avengers Initiative. But what can he do when he is unceremoniously rescued by none other than Captain America himself from three such fiends?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,550 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R.