Izaya Sasuke
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I'm Izaya Sasuke.

I like to read fanfictions and also to write them.

I'm an average 21 year old as far as I can be.

I used to be the captain of the basketball and football team.

Currently I live in the USA but I think that will change soon since my dad is a manager and we move a lot.

English isn't my native language so bear with me please.

I can speak: Dutch, Korean, Japanese, French, German, English and Croatian.

my favorite animal is a hedgehog.

my favorite colour is green since black isn't a color.

I used to work as waiter in the weekends and throughout the week as a mailman. I'd like to go back as a waiter in college if I ever have the time.

I'm a proud Christian!!!!

I'm a proud Asian!!!

I like playing football, basketball, hockey and soccer, animals and that's about it.

I dislike idiots, stuck-up people basically everything and everyone except if your sane or an animal.

And I totally hate labeling, valentine's day, people who only follow the crowd and crying little children.

Quotes (quotes with no name, either i made them or i forgot where they came from)

If you are always negative you can never be dissapointed

you learned the hard way to shut your mouth and smile *simple plan*

hope is a dangerous thing it can drive a man crazy!

Always keep smiling *Bassie from Bassie & Adrian (Dutch children serie)

If you are smart you don't say anything right now * one of my friend.

Talking trash won't make me cry but I'm a shorty who can fly! * my best friend during a bet whether she could do a 3 double summersault

Love is only an excuse to get hurt!

If you are miserable, you need something more miserable. * elfen lied

Bro's before Ho's ( I totally agree)

Eww, girls like asses like mine do not talk with boys with faces like yours!* she's the man. (my friends made me watch it and that was the only thing I remembered from the entire movie XD)

Care hell of what they're saying, although not all the time.

Who cares if you're popular? Just fake it!

twenty years from now you'll be more dissapointed by the things you didn't do, than by the ones you did do* Mark Twain.

Why up there, when people are dieing to come down here?* the corpse bride

my friend trying to cheer up my other friend:I'm sure everyone will find someone some day. me: Ohh really? My uncle is 51 and is still single he hasn't even had 1 girlfriend. my friend: Uh...Hey I'm just trying to cheer her up.

what doesn't kill you make you stronger

Remember failure is not an option. if you get shot down, get right back on and try again. If that fails, then try again. Failing that, you obviously didn't listen when I told you the most important lesson of the entire life: Never try!*my dad

Never try but if you do never give up!

It's all fun and games untill someone gets hurt...then it is hilarious!

You'd be suprised how much it costs to look this cheap.*Dolly Parton

forget about wishing it's all about achieving!

if love is blind, then why is lingerie so expensive?

if you do kiss a politican remember this: you are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has kissed*Jay Leno

To love is to suffer. To advoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefor, to be happy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down*Woody Allen

He who asks a question is a fool for a minute; he who does not remains a fool forever*Chinese Proverb

if there is a fight between husband and wife, it's like taking over a country with a knife * Korean Proverb

If I'm not answering your call, it means I don't want to talk to you. Don't leave a message after the beep * it's actually my voice mail!

If 'forgive me' would make up for everything we wouldn't need hell!!

Pick-up lines my friends actually said because of some stupid betts!

I have an auwie on my lip will you kiss it better? *failed

Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you just remind me of myself? *0.0 this one actually worked.

Excuse me I lost my number can I have yours?*failed

Is your dad a terrorist cuz your the bomb?*worked

Is that your date or did your brother got a new dress?* Ouch that lady hit him so hard

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flatt as my back?*Is this flattery or flattery?

Go out with me or die!*worked

Is that my hand groping your butt?*the answer: Is this my hand squeezing your dick?

Hey baby, you got something on your butt? What? My eyes!* answer:F*ck off!

How much do you cost? I got one dollar how much change would I get back?* answer: a fine for sexual harrassement!

You don't look too bad. I guess you got only hit once in the face with that sack of nickles, right?*Result: Blue eye

The names is Bond! James Bond!* do I need to say anything?

Your lips look so lonely would they like to meet mine? *failed

Live is a sensation caused by a temptation to feel penatration; a guy sticks his location in a girls' destionation to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?*answer: Huh? What? (XD)

Let's face it, I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you have a crush on me. and who can really blame you with a gorgeous face like this? So can I snatch a kiss or vice-versa?* It worked 0.0 do girls like overconfident guys or what?

Can you spell ICUP? *They did this on like a thousand time and it was jsut too funny xD

I'd walk a million miles over broken glass just to see the guy who dated you last* she didn't get, thankfully

you see my friend over there? (points at me why I wave sheepishly) He wants to know if you think I'm cute. * that one worked probably because i helped him (just kidding)

If i were to ask you out on a date, would the answer be the same answer as the answer to this question?*worked!

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