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Joined 03-03-11, id: 2774954, Profile Updated: 04-22-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Pirates of the Caribbean, Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel.

Hello There!

Not gonna tell you my real name, but you can call me Maggie May or Maggs.

Live in NONE OF YOUR BUISINESS!

I love writing, but I have a hard time making up characters, so I borrow some until I can write my own book.

Age- somewhere between 10 and 50. Good Luck Guessing! ;)

My favorite books are Twilight (hate the suckish movies, though), Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson, and Alex Rider.

Fav. Movies are How to Train Your Dragon, Princess Bride, Made of Honor, Benchwarmers, HOP, Tangled, and Bride Wars.

If you havent seen any of these, SEE THEM! AWESOMENESS!

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Funny Product Labels:

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
"Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery.
"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.
"Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
"For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag(for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
"Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
"Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.
"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.
"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.
"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
"Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty." -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.
"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.
"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.
"Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of sleeping pills.
"Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
"Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.
"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.
"Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.
"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.
"Do not wear for sumo wrestling." -- From a set of washing instructions.
"Safe for use around pets." -- On a box of Arm & Hammer Cat Litter.
"Do not use house paint on face." -- In a Visa commercial that depicts an expecting couple looking for paint at a hardware store.
"Do not drive cars in ocean." -- In a car commercial which shows a car in the ocean.
"Always drive on roads. Not on people." -- From a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert.
"For a limited time only." -- From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh.
"Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm Beach park circa 1950.
"All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
"Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone." -- On a form in a clinic.
"Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided shower cap box.
"Payment is due by the due date." -- On a credit card statement.
"In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly." -- One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp.
"Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit." -- The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns.
"100 pure yarn." -- On a sweater.
"Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case.
Materials:
Covering: 100 Unknown.
Stuffing: 100 Unknown."
-- On a pillow.
"Cleans and refreshes without soap or water. Contains: Water, fragrance & soap." -- On the packet for a moist towelette.

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (E.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (E.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (E.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in wht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool!

It’s ironic for the first part of our lives our parents teach us to walk and talk but for the rest of it they tell us to sit down and shut up.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask directions.

I’m the author of my own life unfortunately I’m writing in pen and can’t erase my mistakes.

Forget a prince with a horse, I want a vampire with a Volvo.

Bob tried to take my twilight books. Bob isn’t with us anymore.

Twilight is like crack, only better!

Fall down again Bella? No Emmett I punched a werewolf in the face.

Team Edward cause Jacob doesn’t sparkle.

Dearest Edward, dammit why aren’t you real!

I have trouble admitting Edward Cullen is a fictional character.

You haven’t read twilight! You failed at life!

92% of American teenagers would hold their breaths if Justin Beiber told them to. (Copy this to your profile if you would've been in the 8% laughing your asses off!)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on! :)

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are also like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Make a man a fire; keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves!

-I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. ;)

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

- I live in my own little world, but its ok they know me there.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor Satan shudders an says "Oh shit... She's awake!!"

(copy this to your profile if you laughed more then once while reading this)

PONDERISMS:

If all the worlds a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?

Why do they have the back pain medicine on the bottom shelf at the pharmacy?

If Santa lives at the North Pole, where does the Easter bunny live?

What does the K in K-mart stand for?

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If you crossed a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

Why are boxing rings square?

If you are in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Why do they call them apartments if they are all shoved together?

If you are in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Why do they call them apartments if they are all shoved together?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

(copy this to your profile if you think about something on this list too)

Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
one of the workers who is making a pyramid or a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99 Off”

6. Buy a 200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.

8. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
17. See what you can “catch” by casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.
19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field
20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
21. Try to get people to race you across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks you get
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations suck as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to random strangers and say “I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc.
31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re playing.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with the automatic doors.
41. Make a pillow fort.
43. Shopping cart races. Enough said.
44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.
48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s
49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.
50. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
51. Running around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!
52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until you get bored.
53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.
58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes about unicorns.

59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!”

60. Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys If you are in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Why do they call them apartments if they are all shoved together?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

(copy this to your profile if you think about something on this list too)

Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
one of the workers who is making a pyramid or a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99 Off”

6. Buy a 200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.

8. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
17. See what you can “catch” by casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.
19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field
20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
21. Try to get people to race you across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks you get
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations suck as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to random strangers and say “I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc.
31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re playing.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with the automatic doors.
41. Make a pillow fort.
43. Shopping cart races. Enough said.
44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.
48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s
49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.
50. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
51. Running around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!
52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until you get bored.
53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.
58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes about unicorns.

59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!”

60. Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.

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─ -- s0o0o0o0o0o cool!

92% of teens have turned to pop and rap, I'm part of the 8% who still love country! COPY, PASTE AND SIGN IF YOU ARE WITH ME!

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile ~~ I TOTALLY do this all the time. That grudge movie really freaked me out. WOW!

Monster energy drinks are like Barney- they make little kids jump around and sing at the top of their lungs until they throw up

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. Your choice

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is Human's way of saying "You can't fire me- I quit!"

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 percent of you people that read this won't repost

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Rehabilitate by GracelesslyFalling reviews
The Winter soldier has never known kindness from anyone. When he starts receiving it from the new doctor brought to Hydra against her will, it resonates in him. Even after being wiped, he remembers her face, that she is a friend, she is good. He will protect her, not because he's ordered to, but because he wants to. His heart and head aren't as heavy when she's around.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,044 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 11h - Published: 2/21 - [Bucky B., OC] Steve R./Capt. America, B. Rumlow/Crossbones
A Different Road by Avengesuperwholock reviews
AU: For almost a year, Sam and Dean have been separated, ever since the Mark of Cain and First Blade made Dean go nearly demonic. But when Sam hears his brother is in trouble and rushes to the rescue, he's in for quite a surprise... An alternate storyline going off of the end of season nine with all our favorite characters, plus some new heroes and villains. Please read and review!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 277,930 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 19h - Published: 1/5 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, OC
Promise Me by Loosing Myself in Love reviews
What happens if the best way to save the people you love is to leave them? Do you do it? Melody Scott struggles with the answer to that question. For the past year, her, Sam, and Dean have hunted and killed every monster they came across. Things were simple, but not anymore. Now, everything is about to change. (Sequel to 'Rescue Me' follows Season 2)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 175,620 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 10/8/2014
On the Outside Looking In by Dragons Weyr reviews
A series of one-shots taking place after the movie. Basically they'll be all done in POVs other than Rapunzel and Eugene.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,171 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 12/20/2014
Pieces of Them by the typewriter improviser reviews
(Based off Beyond Repair) One shots featuring the one and only Bucky Barnes and his Glow, Anna Brightman.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/8 - [Bucky B., OC]
Warning Sign by Spudzmom reviews
She loved him. With everything she was, she loved him, and yet she knew that she wasn't good enough, would never be good enough, and so she watched... and ultimately found... a warning sign... and her heart shattered. She gave up on their love, but will Damon? Twilight AU Vamp/Human Rated for Adult Themes/Material/Eventual Lemons Bella/Damon Some Angst with HEA.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,292 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Bella, Damon S.]
Red by KTGates reviews
Maybe things would have been different with a third member riding in that Impala. Maybe things would have been better. But probably not. Dean/OC
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 321,865 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/15/2014
Still I Rise by hybrid-theory66 reviews
Peter Parker had two best friends growing up. One of them was the heir to a fortune rivaling that of Tony Stark, the other was a decedent of a Howling Commando. Now one of them was committed for killing his girlfriend Gwen and the other was starting her new job at Stark Tower, in the company of a living legend and a reformed Hydra assassin. Two years Post-Winter Soldier. Bucky/OC.
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 2/25 - [Bucky B., OC] Steve R./Capt. America, Nick Fury
Broken Pieces by Aulizia reviews
The Winter Soldier knows he's broken. But he might have found a mechanic who can fix him. Trouble is… he's not the only one in pieces. Bucky/OC. Story follows on from the end of CA: TWS.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,447 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Bucky B., OC] Steve R./Capt. America, Sam Wilson/Falcon
What We Will Always Be by Cara.AnnSalvatore reviews
Cara Ann was turned in 1463 by a mysterious man, who she can't remember. But was that even her first lifetime? Now she's seen the world, has been with the love of her life for over a century, and they're back in Mystic Falls. This gap in her existence will affect everyone around her drastically. Cara's life gets turned around when her unknown secret has been revealed.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,494 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Damon S., OC] Klaus
Charlotte's Web, Jolex, Grey's Anatomy by Gracie Becker reviews
Alex and Jo were recently married and were beginning to settle into a routine as husband and wife. One day, Jo answers the phone and hears the voice of Alex's sister, Amber, on the other line. In an instant, everything is drastically different. Suddenly, they go from being carefree newlyweds to acquiring new roles that challenge and change their lives.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 97,050 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 2/11 - Alex K., Jo W. - Complete
Broken Souls Mend Hearts by Can't-Escape-My-Fandoms reviews
Captain Swan AU. Cora lets the curse take Killian, and her action changes the course of events in Storybrooke, forever changing their lives. A lot will stay to canon to Seasons 1-3 so far with exceptions made to accommodate Killian being cursed to Storybrooke as well as original scenes with Killian and others. Yes, it's been done before, but I wanted to write my own spin on it.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 467,072 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.] Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen
Since I've Come Home by Forever-Tangled reviews
Sequel to "I'm Coming Home". Collection of one-shots of Rapunzel and Eugene fitting into living among royalty; rated T just in case, but mostly just fluff! Gets better after the crummy first chapter, I promise xD Disclaimer: I don't own Tangled.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 120,576 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Flynn R., Rapunzel, The King, The Queen
Let's Call the Whole Thing Off by Larene.Howard reviews
Set after The Winter Soldier, Bucky tries to regain both his memories and his humanity. Arabella, a sweet girl with a not-so-perfect past catches his eye. She's his first real friend besides Steve, but they both want more than that. This fic will be rated M for some mature themes, but I will try very hard to post any necessary trigger warnings. Expect Avengers to pop in a bit.
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,788 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Bucky B., OC] Steve R./Capt. America
Surviving by Morgy Elizabeth reviews
Annabeth and Percy need time to recuperate after the war. Annabeth is having trouble dealing with regular life again, and she tries to sort herself out at Goode high school with her boyfriend by her side. With mortal friends to help them along the way, they need to balance the mortal world, the Greek world, and the monsters that live inside their heads.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,475 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Malcolm, OC
Beyond Repair by the typewriter improviser reviews
While World War II is raging on in Europe, Anna Brightman is just trying to get her chemistry degree. When she's offered a spot on a military project, working under Dr. Abraham Erskine, Anna leaves her lonely life in Manhattan, for the European Theater, where HYDRA is America's main threat. But when Bucky Barnes is next to her, war is the last thing she thinks about.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 158,915 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 7/22/2014 - [Bucky B., OC] Steve R./Capt. America, H. Stark - Complete
Symptoms of Fatigue by JadeMac2442 reviews
Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,262 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 2,945 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Hallelujah by MediocreGermanMaudchen37 reviews
20 years ago Bobby Singer adopted a little girl who's family was killed by a monster. After all this time he was able to keep her a secret to the Winchester boys until one afternoon when the boys found her. (Dean/OC)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/1 - [Dean W., OC] Sam W., Bobby S.
Through the Stars by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
A rewrite of Season 4 to include Rose. Sequel to 'A Life with Rose'. Rose and the Doctor continue their journey through the stars… But it seems the universe has a message for the new couple and their friend Donna. Something big is coming... but what?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,884 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Better Late Than Never by LiveLaughLove728 reviews
When a carefree afternoon with Annabeth's family is rudely interrupted by a monster attack, the secret the Chases have been keeping from the twins for so long is out and Annabeth is left with no choice but to tell her little brothers the truth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/25 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Bobby C., Matthew C. - Complete
Just a Bit Unlikely by whoson1st reviews
The Doctor and Rose Tyler finally venture back to Earth after a recovery period, meeting up with an old friend while investigating Adipose Industries. But life never stays simple or easy long for our favorite intergalactic couple. Rewrite of season 4 with Donna Noble, 4th story in the Written in the Stars series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,055 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor] Donna N.
The Nature of Evil by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Lieutenant Pike knew it would be a mission he'd never forget. He didn't expect to find the son of a legend, James T. Kirk, sick and abused in the rubble. Tarsus IV. No slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,921 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 1/17/2014 - C. Pike, J. Kirk - Complete
What am I to you? by shoppe69 reviews
5 years after end of season 3. Damon returns to the U.S. with a still broken heart and nowhere to go. He crosses paths with a young woman in Louisville, KY, and is intrigued by her. Can she help him heal? Rated MA for sexual contents in later chapters. Pairing Damon/OC. Changing PoVs.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 149,802 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Damon S.
A Drop In The Ocean by swim.t0.th3.s3a reviews
"Make it better." He whispered as he got down on his knees. I shook my head at him as tears spilled out of my eyes. "I can't make it better anymore Damon." I sobbed. "It's your turn to make it better." He shook his head at me as I turned. "Please don't leave me." He sobbed on the ground. "Goodbye Damon." And I didn't turn back around. Not this time. Damon/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 263,156 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Damon S., OC] [Elena G., Stefan S.]
The Older Gilbert Sister by cullensbabymama7 reviews
Elena's older sister Isabella left when their parents died, now she's back. How are Damon and Stefan going to take the news. How will be react to her sister dating a vampire, will she find out? How will Bella effect Damon & what about Katherine? [-NOMINATED & 1ST PLACE WINNER FOR BEST DRAMA IN THE BURNING DIAMOND AWARDS-]
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 220,597 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
Life as it happens One-shots by ForHadesSake reviews
A series of Percabeth one-shots from the ages 17 to 30. Not in chronological order but connected between them. Sexual content in some of the one-shots but mostly T. The first two of the series are posted independently and rated M as well, called "Feeling Normal" and "Her Working Clothes"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,802 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Kodak Moments by Tink508 reviews
A collection of one shots and drabbles revolving around Bucky, Steve, Sam, Natasha and OC. These are happy moments set after events of WS and Age of Ultron.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 51,416 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Bucky B., Sam Wilson/Falcon, Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
I Need You by BananaLollypop reviews
The first time Jim Kirk met little Joanna McCoy, he was terrified. *Starts after the 2009 movie, goes through Into Darkness and beyond*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,399 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
my North, my South, my East and West, my Winter Soldier by Candyfairey reviews
Set right after CA: TWS. After a young woman finds Bucky Barnes and decides to take care of him, Fury and Steve both agree that he needs to get back to himself instead of bringing him immediately into S.H.I.E.L.D. Along the way Kenzie and Bucky fall in love but it isn't easy with their pasts as well as present things trying to keep them apart.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,734 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Bucky B., OC
The Boxer by SWChika reviews
Just a goofy 11x4 follow up. Alex and Jo work out their feelings about recent events and other issues in unconventional ways.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Alex K., Jo W. - Complete
Home by pearlm reviews
Fluffy Jolex one-shot set sometime late in season 11. Enjoy! Reviews appreciated. Disclaimer: I do not own anything.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Alex K., Jo W. - Complete
Addicted To You by SomethingMoreCreative reviews
Percy didn't know how he ended up with Annabeth Chase in his bed. Normally, they stayed away from each other. And why wouldn't they? Her high heels and cute outfits didn't go with his skinny jeans and black t-shirts. In which, Percy and Annabeth might like each other enough to be friends with benefits, but they get lost somewhere along the way. Punk!Percy and Girly!Annabeth AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.]
Across Time And Space by Annaelle reviews
Seventeen year old Emma Swan unwittingly and accidentally falls through a mysterious portal that lands her in the middle of the ocean, only to be saved by a young, dashing lieutenant, and to be brought aboard the Jewel of The Realm. Will she be able to find her home? And if she does... Will she still want to go? Lieutenant Duckling with eventual progression to Captain Swan.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,133 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Ingenious Idiot by Kanae Yuna reviews
"The truth is plain and simple: James T. Kirk is a genius, even under the most unfavorable conditions..." A series of one-shots where Jim shows his ingenuity while he's bleeding, poisoned, or just hurt in some general way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,727 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
Climbing Mount Everest by LiveLaughLove728 reviews
Love is an uphill battle, as Percy and Annabeth know all too well. It's like climbing a mountain, and when you're demigods, the mountain is higher than normal. A story about life together and the twists, turns, ups, and downs that come with it, but hey, "til death do us part," right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 164,509 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Fix You by AllyDLV reviews
Sequel to Shattered. After Bella turns, Damon takes her under his wing, and teaches her to embrace her new life. Her shattered heart has mended, but is it ready to open up again?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,623 - Reviews: 2455 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
Can We Be Friends? by SomethingMoreCreative reviews
Annabeth hadn't had very many friends over the years, and she certainly wasn't expecting the black haired guy from the coffee shop to sit down at her table. She really didn't expect to become best friends with him. AU. Dedicated to BlakkMagic25.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Complete
A Hunters Heart by NevermoretheRaven37 reviews
We never knew much about Bella's past, apart from having lived with her mother in Phoenix and apparently having never loved anyone before coming to Forks. But what if she had? What if she had been a Hunter and had fallen in love with non-other than Dean Winchester? Things go a little odd from there and Bella may have to make a life changing decision. Adopted from XxShadowDragonxX
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,804 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bella, Charlie S.
Stress Relief by Kamari the Mighty reviews
Birthday gift for Wish I Was A Pirate. Duncan is bored, stressed out, and alone. Gwen is in the same boat. Needless to say, they find relief in each other (with help from a certain green herb). Slightly AU. Rated M for drug use and language. Gwuncan.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Duncan, Gwen] - Complete
Vegas Surprise by LoVeofCandi reviews
On a weekend trip for Angela's bachelorette party, Bella end's up getting married to a stranger no one expected.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,362 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Bella, Damon S.
Trying to Forget by Faith NightGrace reviews
Jim Kirk was a troubled child, everyone knew that. He didn't let anyone in, let anyone get close to him except one person. One person who had been with him through it all and hopefully Jim won't push them away too.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,617 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - J. Kirk, OC
Feet of Clay by stephaniew reviews
On a hunt for something the Winchesters can't identify, Dean meets a woman who steals more than their case... Dean/OC.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,145 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
Illusion by likeatumbleweed reviews
Sigyn has an overprotective brother, an overbearing mother, and an overarching duty to Queen Frigga as her handmaiden. She begins a relationship with Loki, Prince of Asgard and second in line to the throne. It seems easy, but fate has so much more in store for them than they planned. AU. Pre-Thor through Post-Avengers. Loki/Sigyn. COMPLETE
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 155,688 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Loki, OC] [Thor, Sif] - Complete
The Most Important Thing in the Universe by Wendi Jo Harper reviews
Rose did not get pulled into the parallel world, but stayed with the Doctor where she belonged. So far includes all of season three and into season four. When you say goodbye to everything you know, you find a whole new life waiting for you. This is what the Doctor and his Rose offer their companions. But is this new life worth the pain and fear that comes with it? Rose/10
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 229,884 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 8/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Fall of Winter by Reign of Rayne reviews
(Spoilers for CA 2) Five months after Captain America, Falcon, and Black Widow took down the HYDRA plot to take over SHIELD's helicarriers, Captain America is desperately looking for his long-lost friend, Bucky Barnes. It has been a long search, but both sides are not really sure if a reunion will lead to happiness or disaster.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,253 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B., Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
A Phaser Blast From the Past by stars90 reviews
Nyota Uhura had never quite been able to decide what she thinks of James T. Kirk. But when a large contingent of some of the greatest minds in the Federation visits the Enterprise, she and the rest of the crew find themselves reevaluating everything they thought they knew about their Captain, and trying desperately to hold on for the ride.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,103 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Her Weird Roommate by SomethingMoreCreative reviews
Shannon was folding her laundry when he fell through the window and started asking questions. Who was this guy? How did he even get through the window? And why was he asking about her roommate? In which, Annabeth has a roommate, and said girl didn't know that Annabeth was so weird. Percabeth. Oneshot. Dedicated to MetalGod14.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] OC - Complete
Unbreakable by SWChika reviews
A when Jo met Izzie story. A horrific accident sends Alex & Jo into Izzie's world. How will they handle it? How will Izzie? Rated T for sexual innuendo and language. COMPLETE
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,208 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Alex K., Jo W. - Complete
Tarsus IV Rescue and JT's Return to Earth by CharactersSecretsExposed reviews
Starfleet arrives on Tarsus IV to start the rescue and evacuation of it's inhabitants. Christopher Pike joins a search party to look for a group of children and is the only one who can inadvertently win over the trust of their teenage leader. Starfleet returns to earth where J.T meets the members of his future Starship crew. Christopher Pike succumbs to his parental side.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,291 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - J. Kirk, C. Pike, Carol Marcus, OC - Complete
Memory Lane by cas-the-unicorn reviews
(one-shot) Percy is having a nightmare about Tartarus. What should the Argo ll crew do? Oh, let us take a stroll down memory lane... this contains quotes from the House of Hades. The cover is a picture of percabeth in Tartarus by Viria.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Complete
Like Swimmers Do (I'll Call On You) by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Percy surfs and Annabeth used to. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,860 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
One Too Many by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Sequel to "An Old Friend" - Rose runs into a familiar face. Not one familiar face, but two. The complicated meeting gets even more complicated when an extra person is thrown in after that.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,551 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] 10th Doctor - Complete
Delilah by Crazy Pink Penguin reviews
At Chuck's, Dean finds a mystery script. When asked, Chuck explains how he has 'visions' about this girl. Not being able to sleep that night, Dean finds himself reading the script and falling for the main character. Eventual Dean/OFC. Rated M.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 181,046 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 7/9/2010 - [Dean W., OC] Sam W., Bobby S.
Kirk and Kevin return to Tarsus IV (requested) by CharactersSecretsExposed reviews
The Enterprise is forced to make port at Tarsus IV after their ship is damaged in a meteorite storm. They encounter old places and old faces. Kevin is welcomed with opened arms but Jim is shunned for his Captaincy. What happens when his past is finally revealed? [Requested by Milkywaysupernova]
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, OC - Complete
16 Light Years by Misterida reviews
16 light years may as well be as far as the Andromeda Galaxy when you are limping home on a heavily damaged flagship. No warp, twice as many passengers as crew and an utterly debilitated Starfleet. Post Narada fic. Rated for language. WIP.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/13/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones
Starfleet academy finds out Jim Kirk was on Tarsus IV by CharactersSecretsExposed reviews
Kirk and the other cadets go into the forest as an assignment to reproduce the events of Tarsus IV and test their survival ability. Afterwards, Kirk's class continue studying Tarsus IV and a survivor is invited to talk to the students. Kirk's past is revealed and he returns to the academy after a brief hiatus. New evidence arises that suggests Kodos is still alive and Earthside.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,145 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura, Cupcake - Complete
Again and for the First Time by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Sequel to "An Old Friend" - Rose and the Doctor have their separate errands to run, and Rose's doesn't go quite as planned. What does she do when she runs into a familiar face?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/26/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
An Old Friend by BittyBlueEyes reviews
The Doctor is taking the Ponds on one last trip when something - or someone - bursts into the TARDIS. "She's a dear friend. Her name is Rose." Reunion Fic
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Travelling Soldier by Crazy Pink Penguin reviews
A short an' sweet love story based on the song by Dixie Chicks. Dean/OFC.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Dean W., OC] - Complete
A problem from hell by beamirang reviews
Tarsus IV was a long time ago - a different life ago actually, if Jim's going to be a smartass about it. There are just some things you never forget, and some people you never forgive. Post STID.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,571 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Scars and Souvenirs by SWChika reviews
A Jolex introspective. Just my thoughts about what their relationship might look like after the finale. Rated T for mild language, references to past abuse (including child abuse) and sexual innuendo.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,161 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Alex K., Jo W. - Complete
I Wish It Was You by PrincessOfSilence reviews
Once upon a time, I was in love with a human. He broke my heart, so I broke his. Now I'm back, and it seems that the small town I ran from is as dangerous now as it was back then. Damon/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 290,088 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Damon S., OC
Does This Darkness Have A Name? by TinyDancer365 reviews
*3rd installment* Damon has lost the only thing important in his life and now he must try to put the pieces of his life back together. Cassandra may be dead, but she will find her way back to Damon, no matter the cost.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 222,371 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Damon S., OC - Complete
Splinters by Aneeta Potter reviews
Uhura didn't understand why Kirk thought he could handle being interrogated. How could he be so blasé when he was chained up, bleeding, with worse to come?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/28/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
How He Feels by SomethingMoreCreative reviews
Frank never felt close with any of the demigods on the Argo II, and when he is feeling down one night, help comes from someone he never expected it to come from. Frank-centric. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Piper M., Frank Z. - Complete
Intervention by CrackedMetal reviews
TARDIS is tired of the tension between Martha and the Doctor caused by Rose. She forces them into a familiar old room where the Doctor has to relive some of his best and most painful memories and Martha will finally understand. Set after EotD. Eventual reunion fic. Doctor/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,445 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Martha J. - Complete
Breaking Free by weedom reviews
When Lara left the post apocalyptic world that Zachariah made Dean was leaving to find the Lara of his world. He finds her and this their story. A side story that Becoming Free. I highly recommend you read that one before this one!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,780 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
Possession of Grace by jessica-bones-winchester reviews
Sam and Dean are tracking a demon. When they meet the girl the demon is possessing, things take an unexpected turn. (Dean/OFC) A/N: please review... Good or bad. I appreciate any feedback.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,755 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - [Dean W., OC] Sam W., Bobby S. - Complete
Getting Forked Up In Washington by Jinx Dodson reviews
Dean finds himself on a case in Forks and he's not too happy about it either. He ends up working on this case with Charlie Swan and finds out that he's the father of the girl he has the hots for. Not only that but it seems Bella has some secrets of her own. He finds himself wanting to stake a certain vampire and invest in a shock collar for a dirty wolfboy. What else lies ahead? R&
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 152,401 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [Dean W., Bella] - Complete
Twist The End by Kit-cat99 reviews
When you meet someone in the future, you forget that it probably took them a while to get to the way they are then. In 2014 Dean meets a girl that he has to find later, but when he does find her, she is not what he had in mind. Dean/OC. Sadly Discontinued
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,220 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Dean W., Chuck, OC - Complete
Hunter High by HBKDEANRKO reviews
Dean and Arandi AU. Dean and Sam are in high school and Dean is the hot popular star quarterback. Things get crazy when he notices Arandi. The boys are not hunters.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,355 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The First Song by MacMhuirich reviews
The usually aloof and increasingly arrogant Loki surprises his wife Sigyn when he's caught singing to his baby boy in a moment of tenderness. My first attempt at Thor (Loki) fanfiction.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Loki - Complete
Help for the Hunted by Tametiger reviews
Bella has tried to live a normal life for the past three years but the hunt calls and she can't resist. OC
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,847 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
Damon Has A Best Friend? by twerri02 reviews
After facing both Elena and Katherine's rejection, Damon sinks into a dark place. Only one person is capable of helping and finally returns from his past, with the intention of helping me…but are there other intentions? BEING POLISHED
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 127,017 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
It's Not So Bad by EmmiG reviews
What if Annabeth lost her memory? After an accident in Capture the flag she wakes up to see Percy all grown up, even though she thought him to be 14, like her. But now he's...grown up. Annabeth must remember while getting past the old jealousy of Rachel Dare, and Percy's obliviousness while being unaware he is actually her boyfriend. ONE- SHOT, slight fluff, after TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Genesis by beamirang reviews
A Captain is all things to all people. Jim is running on fumes, and it takes more than good luck and nerves of steel to be the leader the crew of the Enterprise need.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,616 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
A Golden Rose by bubblygal92 reviews
The Doctor meets a very different Rose in 2005. Why is her past, his future? What does she have to do with timelines? And just what is the Bad Wolf? Featuring the 9th, 10th and 11th Doctors. Starts with the events of 'Rose' and goes through the series. AU. 9/Rose 10/Rose 11/Rose. Cover art by IrissenNii
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 246,372 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor] - Complete
Absence of Love by EmmiG reviews
'...They were really inseparable- love was something that truly could affect people and their personality. And with the absence of love Percy and Annabeth wouldn't know what they would do.' 5 drabbles of awkward Percabeth: Jealousy, Fragileness, Commitment, Arguments, Lust. Post MoA/ No HoH or BoO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
West of the Moon by Angel Baby1 reviews
They meet Jim in phases, and through him find each other. But as the layers peal back, the future Enterprise bridge crew finds more than they can handle. Because long before he had friends, Jim had Family, and the Scaretta crime syndicate didn't survive to the 23rd century by letting go of its own. Jim Kirk will always be a frustration to Spock-even when that's not his name.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,619 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Completion by RogueAngel reviews
Jim, Marissa and Abby are finally reunited after the events of Complications. Now it is time for them to get on with their lives together; to finally find a sense of completion after all that has happened to them and between them.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,446 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - J. Kirk
But What If by MishaRoseTennant reviews
The Doctor and Amy visit a completely random planet, but when Amy wanders off by herself for awhile, she meets another human. Another human who just so happens to be a blond woman. The Doctor thought that it was a useless cause to hope about things that seemed impossible, but what if it wasn't? My version of Season 5 w/ Rose. 11/Rose, Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,400 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Only Thing That Matters Is Right Now by LittleBit16 reviews
Kind of a "Mark of Athena" story. It's Annabeth's thoughts on the Argo II and when she finally reunites with Percy at Camp Jupiter! Also includes one-shots from the third book in the series! Major Percabeth and a little Jason/Piper and Hazel/Frank R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,071 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Whatever Else They May Be by Night's Darkness reviews
Sigyn has wonderful news for her husband and Loki tries not to let the past ruin it.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki - Complete
Mischief, Magic And Fidelity by princesspomegranate reviews
After Loki and Sigyn have had time to settle down, the real work begins. First sequel to Five Kisses. LokixSigyn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,330 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Loki - Complete
Defiance by usheringkatie reviews
Sequel to Unstoppable in which Thor and Sigyn find their way to Loki. At first, Loki and Sigyn's reunion is sweet. However, that won't last long seeing as how Sigyn finds the courage inside of her that she didn't have before.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,464 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Loki - Complete
Rewritten by Elizabeth Grenich reviews
The Doctor has a new companion, and River's memories are changing. What's happened that is changing her history with the Doctor, and what is she going to do about it? An AU story, that ignores the last three episodes of Season 4, and rewrites time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,027 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Salvation by Robyn Locksley reviews
Damon is left behind to deal with Klaus when a beautiful & familiar stranger shows up. Someone Damon hasn't seen since 1860. Someone destined to save Damon in more ways than one, from Klaus and from himself. Rhiannon. Damon/OC Love Story!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,144 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Damon S.
Lovesong by LadyLoserFace reviews
"What do you need?" he asked softly, and Tawny looked up at him. "You," she whispered, her hands cupping each side of his neck, her thumbs teasing the sensitive skin just behind his ears. "Just you." Dean/OC and eventual Sam/OC
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,462 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Recognition by JadeMac2442 reviews
Post Tarsus IV, Riley get assigned to the Enterprise. He hasn't forgotten the color of those eyes. A Conscience of the King Prequel.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,775 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
If Music Be The Food Of Love by princesspomegranate reviews
A couple of weeks after their wedding, Loki and Sigyn spend a rather cultured evening finding out a little more about each other. A oneshot of LokixSigyn fluff. Post Five Kisses/Pre Mischief, Magic and Fidelity.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Loki - Complete
What is and what should never be by ffrackles reviews
What if Mary left John and raised Dean on her own? Now he's 17, lives with his Mom and her husband, and he's in love with his best friend. Takes place in senior year of High School. AU, OOC, rated M for lemons. R&R.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,749 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
A Different End by Alaee301 reviews
Shock ran through me at his boldness. I didn't move, the only thing that ran through my mind was how soft and warm his lips were, and before I knew it I was kissing him back, in awe of the feeling inside of me. And for once in my life- I felt perfect.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,973 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
The Once & Future Captain by Gorramit Girl reviews
The crew of the Enterprise is tasked with a classified mission that takes them to the mysterious Tarsus IV. There they discover the secrets of Captain Kirk's past, coming to understand their captain in a way they never thought possible. Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,696 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/4/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Love Me Forever by foreverXabby reviews
Hailey Ellis isn't a normal human. she has her own supernatural secrets. now, she's back in Mystic Falls after 2 years, and when she meets Damon Salvatore, she falls for him. but Damon's got his own secrets, and one is just bound to break her heart. Damon/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 138,805 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Damon S. - Complete
I Can't Help Falling In Love With You by foreverXabby reviews
after a year away from Mysic Falls, Damon Salvatore is back. but there's something off about him- Damon is a changed man. this leaves everyone wondering what happened during that year away. their answer can be found in a human girl named Charlie. DS/OC AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,029 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Damon S. - Complete
Holograms by rosewouldknow reviews
Amy goes wandering around the TARDIS and stumbles across something that the Doctor didn't intend for her to see. Why is the Doctor so upset by the memories of a tall, brown haired man and his blonde friend? Oneshot of 11/Amy looking back at Rose/10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Public Relations by BookkeeperThe reviews
Logically, Greg knows that he has no claim to Rose Tyler's affections, and no reason to want to wring her boyfriend's scrawny neck every time he sees them together. Unfortunately, logic seems to have very little to do with it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Two Days by tealtype reviews
In which Loki admits fault. AU Sigyn/Loki
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Complete
First Impressions and Quality Time by RogueAngel reviews
Continuation of the Consequences 'verse. Little Abigail Kirk meets and spends time with the crewmembers of the Enterprise and other people important to Jim and Marissa. Each chapter is self contained and focuses on one crewmember or person.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,060 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - J. Kirk
You Know You Love Me by Curlscat reviews
Another Percabeth reunion story, but I tried very hard to keep it in character and not corny. The night after the Argo II shows up in the Roman camp, Percy and Annabeth have a talk, finally. Edited.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Into the Mind by hoc-et-quod reviews
Sigyn must delve into Loki's mind to save him from an attack.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete
Saving Damon by BeatReader reviews
As Damon "lay dying" a woman from his past appears. Her tie to the Originals shocks everyone. Can she save him? Is she the key to taking down Klaus and rescuing Stefan. Bad summary, good story. DS & OC, EG & SS, CF & TL...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,124 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Damon S.
The World As We Know It by Max Alleyne reviews
The End" inspired fic. Cason Butler was surviving just fine until Dean Winchester showed up with a hoarde of angry Croats on his tail and destroyed her damn near perfect setup. Dean/OC futurefic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,300 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
Graduation by Mujitsu reviews
There was no one from Jim's family in attendance at the graduation ceremony.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Rain by Julesaj11 reviews
Even after Rapunzel's return to the palace, the King is still wary of Flynn Rider, the thief who has stolen his daughter's heart. CHAPTER 4: Flynn must attend his lessons to become the future prince of Corona, but it won't be without some rebellion.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,926 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
As Simple As Love by Supernaturalloverja reviews
3rd in Found series: Dean's in love but there someone else around the corner and a new jelous evil stalking him Will Dean get out alive this time? Or will he loose someone else in the process. Plz read and review Dean/OC Protective/Hurt!Dean Caring!Sam
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
And All the King's Men by Mijan reviews
When a training simulation uncovers something that Cadet Kirk was never meant to remember, it breaks him. McCoy can't sit by and watch Jim crumble. When asked what he's willing to do to get the old Jim back, Leonard has only one answer. "Anything."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,864 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Other Harvelle Girl by entwined-fate reviews
Jo and Ellen aren't the only Harvelle women that find themselves tangled up with the Winchesters. Jamie Harvelle is a whole lot of trouble in a tiny package, are the boys up to the task of handling her? Dean/OC. Delayed Until Notice.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,416 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Convergence by Mijan reviews
Pike wasn't supposed to be in Iowa, but there he was, weighing his future against scales that would never balance. Kirk had given up on his future long ago. McCoy's past had been pulled out from underneath him. Paths converge in the least likely places.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,481 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
Unstoppable Force by Mijan reviews
"It is my intent that our ship become our home away from home, and our crew a family. I can only hope that I may prove myself worthy of both." With those words, Kirk took command of the Enterprise. A year later, he has a chance to live up to those words.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/12/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Haven by JadeMac2442 reviews
AU. Christopher Pike is on the crew of the ship that relieves Tarsus IV. He finds a young orphan Jim Kirk in a cell, and decides to adopt him. Very dark at first. READ the WARNINGS.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,111 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - J. Kirk, C. Pike
The Prodigal Son by Caliente reviews
[Kirk is Love 'verse] Who says you can't go home? (Or maybe it's just that he doesn't want to...) The newly promoted Captain James Tiberius Kirk travels back to Iowa before the onset of his five year mission. Things are exactly and nothing like he expects. –– a Kirk family one-shot
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2010 - J. Kirk, Winona K. - Complete
Meeting Mom by LauraHannah90 reviews
Charlie is out of town, so he calls in Renee to stop any 'funny business' between Bella and Edward. But Bella falls sick and Edward helps care for her. Renee analyses his love for her daughter, curious about their intense relationship. Will Renee approve?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,802 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Renée - Complete
When The Night Falls by Crazy-Dame13 reviews
A virus has brought about the Apocalypse, leaving only a handful of survivors to fight each day for their existence. With the World gone to Hell and no hope for civilization can they continue to survive? OC/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 90 - Words: 141,336 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
5 Times Winona Kirk Broke Her Son’s Heart by shaolin103 reviews
...And the One Time He Broke Hers. Sorry. Title won't fit. Lol. Summary: It was never too late to be a mom to the son whose heart she had broken countless of times.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Winona K., J. Kirk - Complete
Depth by David J. Knight reviews
Nyota Uhura always thought Jim Kirk was a simple man, easy to read. She never realized how wrong she was about the depth of his soul. Friendship fic. One-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/2/2010 - N. Uhura, J. Kirk - Complete
Regrets by vlbuehle reviews
Winona Kirk hadn't given her youngest, Jim, more then a passing thought in about six or seven years... Until she started getting calls from reporters wanting an interview with the mother of the hero who saved the Federation.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,818 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Winona K., J. Kirk - Complete
Don't Be Like That by BeMyEscapeSupernatural reviews
a story of love, lost, heartache and family. Dean's childhood friend Ryder, is all grown up. Can he deal with her back in his life. Can she keep her emotions in check around him. Whats in store for their future. set in Season 3. Dean/oc Sam/oc & more oc's
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
Breathe by Iawen Londea reviews
Post-movie. Jim's not as fine as he would have his officers believe. His officers aren't as stupid as Jim would like them to be. Some Kirk whump. Kirk-Spock-Bones Friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Journey Home and Beyond by SageK reviews
What happens after they escape from the black hole?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,143 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Plain To See by Smittenwhenbitten reviews
How did Charlie begin to realise that Edward wasn't going anywhere this time? A local well meaning busybody points out the truth - and it doesn't help Charlie's headache! Set during Eclipse while Bella was still grounded.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Charlie S. - Complete
My Name Is Jessica by danrac reviews
When Sam is seriously injured at school, Jess makes a devastating phone call... Previously posted elsewhere, so complete here over the next few days. Pre-series, spoilers only for the pilot
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,152 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Dean W., Jessica M./Jess - Complete
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The Truth reviews
Rosalie spies on Bella one night to prove she isn't as perfect as she seems. She overhears a certain phonecall, and the Cullen's lives are changed forever. Edward/Bella.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Bella, Percy J.
Silver and Gold reviews
Edward goes to Bella's house one night to find her with Nicholas and Perenelle Flamel, and Sophie Newmann, trying to get Bella to teach Sophie the magic of time.Bella is needed to save the entire world. How will Edward react? E/B
Crossover - Twilight & Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella
Crazier reviews
Charlie comes home one day, and finds a cute little moment between Edward and Bella happening. Edward/Bella fluff, oneshot, vampire/human, sneaky Charlie. Flames WELCOME! TAylor Swift "Crazier" and "Fearless"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Dragon Riders Return reviews
9 months after Edward left, the Volturi have an announcement and call all the vamps of the world together. Who do the Cullens see again but Bella? What's changed? Where's the girl Edward fell in love with? Edward/Bella no Eragon
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Saphira, Bella - Complete
Aqua de Amor reviews
Bella goes back to Tortuga after the Cullens leave, but with something up her sleeve: She knows the way to the fountain of youth. What will happen when she sees the Cullens on vacation at Tortuga? E/B Some drinking, nothing detailed or serious
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Bella