Miss Slenderpanties
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Joined 03-03-11, id: 2775213, Profile Updated: 08-19-13
Author has written 3 stories for Transformers, and Team Fortress 2.

AKA; Alchemist Facepuncherina Stark, Octimus Primadonna, or Jazz

What can I do for you? I offer a variety of services. I can create OCs, create OCs to your liking, beta-read, review, and co-author. I come up with dialogue, plots, and goals if you need them. I can offer and provide entertainment if needbe! :3

If you would like any of these services, feel free to shoot me a PM.

My muse tends to come and go, so if you see a fic of mine, bear with me.

Most of my time on FF is spent reviewing fanfictions. Don't be alarmed if I give you a 'bad review'. I simply offer constructive criticism -- I never flame.

If you want to complain about one of my reviews, know that all I will do is laugh at you, butthurt child.

Fan of bullshit? Follow me on Tumblr! I've done liveblogging, livestreaming, and even more! :D

Have I rustled your jimmies? Calm down bro. ノ(' -'ノ)

A little about me? I adore the Transformers fandom, and I really fucking hate seeing people messing it up, and making my beloved Megatron so out of character. I am a female of Russian origin, and I personally think I am amazing at writing. Not the best, but definitely a lot better than a lot of the people that I've seen. My close friends and I find that I'm very funny, especially when I rage at games.

I enjoy watching videos on YouTube, and my favorite channels are Michael "Rage Quit" Jones, Markiplier, and Ross Noble. I also love music, mainly the pop and rock genres.


Anarchy! Everyone wants to be me! Anarchy, yeah! Standing ovation please!

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The Phone Call by The Silent Hunter reviews
Stella Nox is just another normal civilian... at least, until one phone call changes her life and reveals that she isn't as normal as everyone originally thought. Rated T for violence and language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,201 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter, Rtas 'Vadumee
Mister Jane Doe & Missus Mary Jane by GRDaluiseau reviews
TF2 one-shot (most likely), in response to several crappy "teenage female OC in TF2" fanfics. A common teenage girl with her head always in the clouds meets up with the RED Soldier a few miles from Mann Co's base. She thinks she'll be the new life of the team, but the American has an ambition to not only bring her back down to earth, but to also save her from war's blackness.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Soldier - Complete
Booster by Master of Sorrow reviews
No homosexuality. A glimpse into the medic's mad scientist past. How odd it must be to meet one of his former experiments, now as a team mate. Medic with OC. OC intrigue with Sniper. Rated M later for sex, drug use and gore. 10200 hits.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,004 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Medic, Sniper
Signals by allihavetodoisfall reviews
Post-novelization of Dark of the Moon. Both Autobots and Decepticons must work together to save Cybertron from its deadliest enemy. Matrix-reviving and attempted teamwork is involved. Spoilers. On hiatus.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,645 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
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Pyro's Secrets reviews
The Pyro was an even more confusing enigma of a being than the Spy was; no one had seen it under the mask, no one had heard the clear-as-a-bell voice, only through the muffled gas mask it so proudly seemed to wear. The RED Spy was tired of not knowing what lie beneath the soulless black goggles, he intended to find out, if it was the last thing he would ever do.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,093 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Pyro, Spy
Toy Soldiers (OUTDATED) reviews
How will things change with Sam's little sister tagging along? What would happen if Sam didn't get the girl? When Samuel Witwicky and his baby sister Alexandria discover that his new car is an alien robot and that he has the key to saving the world, will he do his duty? Will his sister ruin everything? Humor/Family/Adv Hooray for terribly written and outdated summaries.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,056 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sam W., Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Child's Play (OUTDATED) reviews
The sequel to Toy Soldiers. Alex's nightmares are getting worse. Something is not right. Optimus insists that Megatron is dead, but she isn't too sure about it. Sam discovers a piece of the Allspark on one of his shirts. Can Alex protect the Allspark shard? Is Megatron really dead? Summary sucks, I know. Family/Humor/Adv. Rated for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,377 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
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