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It was Thursday morning, and we had just pulled into the school. I saw Bella sitting in her truck, and I could feel the mischief and excitement rolling from her direction. I was instantly cautious, getting out of Edwards volvo and walking slowly towards her. She smiled at me and hopped out of her truck, big wrapped box in hand.

"Here. I bought you something," she said excitedly, thrusting the box at my stunned form. I cautiously took the package and examined it. It was a large box, wrapped in pink playboy bunny wrapping paper, with a large silver bow on it. It also smelled, badly.

"Stop looking at it like it's gonna bite you," she laughed. "Quite the opposite, in fact. Open it," she demanded, pushing a wave of impatience at me. So I opened it.

"I brought you lunch!" she exclaimed proudly, as I stared in horror at the rabbit cowering away from me in the corner of the box.

"I told you it wouldn't bite you, but you can sure bite it! Mmm, Mmm, Good!"she said, rubbing her stomach. And then she walked off, laughing, leaving me standing there holding the box.

"She is a fragile package," I whispered, speaking more to myself than anyone else. I felt my families shock, and realized what I had just said. It was true, though. I was attached to the fragile little human girl. To Bella. Sometime during the last week of fuckery, I had become attached. Congratulations, it's a girl. I blamed it on the rabbit.

--Seeing that Vernon was on the floor, cuffed, and on his way to his doom and the infant he had literally tried to DROWN now safe in his arms… John couldn't help himself.

He smirked.

A full-out, down-south, 'I-just-fucked-your-mum' smirk… And Vernon looked even more livid then he had before.

--"Can we move on with the meeting?" Severus snapped. Riddle glared at him and leaned back in his chair, tapping his long fingers on the table.

"My 1st year DADA classes are slow. My 2nd year DADA classes are made of idiots. My 3rd year classes are sad. Their handwriting is atrocious. I would opt for giving them detention but my evenings are too precious for me to give up. That's me time. My 4th year class, the Gryffindors and Slytherins. I despise Gideon Weasley and I wish him to a painful and cruel death. He's a smartass and I wish to beat him upside the head. He believes that I have it out for him, which is completely and utterly true. I can say that I'm truly ecstatic that he's smart enough to realize that."

This was all said very fast and in the most bored tone as possible. The rest of the faculty seemed used to Riddle's foul mouth and his continuous bashing of Gideon Weasley. Severus would have added to that bashing if he was given the chance.

"The Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs just meet my standards. Ginny Weasley is just as annoying as her brother if not more. If she isn't being an annoying know-it-all, she's staring at me as if I'm Jesus Christ, resurrected and have come back to personally save her. Her staring is increasingly disturbing and I fondly wish for them to stop. My 5th year class…the Ravenclaws, are very good. The Hufflepuffs are terrible. They're so soft and whiny. 'Oh, we can't hit that dummy. It's too cute'. They're a bunch of wusses. The Gryffindors are…adequate. Hermione Granger is too bloodthirsty. Fay Dunbar is a strategist, a good one at that. Parvati Patil has been studying the art of interrogation. She's actually quite good. She has been working with her twin sister in conjunction. They created the formula of good cop, bad cop. A Muggle term I believe. And Longbottom…" Riddle trailed off. Severus snorted.

"Inadequate I'm sure. The boy is useless in general. He's a coward. Why he's a Gryffindor, I'll never know," Severus snapped. One of his favorite pastimes was putting down the boy. Sprout scowled at him for insulting her favorite student. Minerva glared.

"I know the boy has poor grades but to put him down like that is unacceptable," Minerva said, harshly. Riddle gave Severus a cool stare.

"I was going to say that Neville Longbottom is a great student with potential to be a leader. His drive stems from the anger and hatred he feels for those that harmed his family. His physical skills leave something to be desired and his wand work is less than adequate but I allow him in my class because I despise wasted potential. His wand work is due to an insufficient wand and lack of confidence. His new friendship and partnership with Miss Greengrass. Despite my pairing him up with Miss Singh to spar, Miss Potter has taken it upon herself in pairing up my class with different sparring partners. They seem to switch up every time I tell them to spar," Riddle said, sounding less than annoyed.

Severus would have been quite angry if a student had the audacity to undermine his authority. Maybe Riddle didn't have as much control as he believed. Severus smirked.

"Can you not control your students?"

--"Tom? Sirius wants to talk to you," Hermione interrupted. Bella glared at her sister and Hermione grinned, giving a shrug. Tom pulled away from Bella and walked lazily towards the open door to the study.

"Maya, could you leave us alone for a moment," Sirius requested. Maya's lip curled into a smirk.

"Of course. But, I do expect a full recount of what goes down and a total count of injuries."

"Ms. Granger, I doubt that it will come down to injuries," Tom said, smirking. Sirius and Maya exchanged looks.

"Don't be too sure," they said in unison. Maya left the room and Bella frowned at Sirius. He shook his head and Bella shrugged before turning to walk to wherever Blaise and Draco were. Luna had gone home to write her first article for the Quibbler and Charlie had gone to help the Weasleys move their things to Riddle Manor.

Maya closed the door behind her and Tom crossed his arms.

"I have come to terms with Bella's affections for you. I don't understand it. I think you're an evil and sick bastard. But, obviously, she sees differently. So, lets set some ground rules," Sirius stated. Tom raised an eyebrow.

"I'm sorry but I'm a grown man—" Tom started. Sirius nodded, sagely.

"I realize that, Riddle, to my increasing disgust. She's not an adult. So, she has rules. Now we have eight simple rules for dating my teenage daughter. Rule number 1—"

"I wouldn't call it dating, Black," Tom said, flatly. Sirius' hands clenched and he gave Tom a vicious grey glare. He was really getting tired of this man Goddamned back talk.

"Do you talk? Do you take her places? Do you give her gifts? Because that's called dating, old man. Get with it," Sirius snarled. Tom glared at the man but held his tongue. He didn't really feel like getting into a problem with Sirius.

"Rule number 1. You already broke it. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. I hope that's clear," Sirius said, sharply.

Tom was extremely disturbed by the evil eye that Sirius was giving him.

"Rule Two: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, not your 40's world, sex without utilizing a 'barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. So, if you have needs, satisfy them by wanking," Sirius snapped.

Tom was looking at Sirius as if he were insane. The dog Animagus probably was. The man did have a list of these rules and he was actually reading them aloud to Tom, whom was a grown man.

"Rule Three: I have no doubt you are a popular guy, with many opportunities to date other women. Maya has told me that you are the most eligible wizarding bachelor at the moment. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. And it will be less than pleasant," Sirius continued. He was still writing on the damned piece of parchment and for some very strange reason, Tom was actually getting a little nervous.

Not that he'd ever admit that.

"Rule Four: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. If you take her to muggle London, movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided. Movies, which feature chainsaws, are okay. Quidditch games are okay. Old folks homes are better," Sirius continued. He finished his document and opened a drawer in his desk.

He pulled out an old wooden box with the Black crest on it. He opened it and withdrew a wicked knife.

And then he began sharpening it.

Tom kept the horror from his face but he could only think one thing: WHAT THE FUCK?

"Rule Five: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a handsome, young, college-aged, Marauder but I'm also an Unspeakable. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a wand, my knives, and one hundred acres of Black estate. Do not trifle with me," Sirius snarled, giving Tom a sharp look.

Tom's eyes widened the slightest bit and Sirius seemed a bit happier now. He thought he was winning. Tom would commit suicide before he let Black think he won. Tom took on a bored expression, as if he weren't paying attention.

Even though he was. Sirius looked ready to throw those knives at him.

"Rule Six: Upsetting her means upsetting me. Upsetting me means that you will have a werewolf and an Animagus on your ass. I hope that you can run fast because you're going to need it. In my Animagus form, I can run twenty miles an hour. Werewolves run faster. I just wanted to alert you to that little fun fact. If you try any funny stuff, I will register you as a sex offender in every country in Europe," Sirius added. He pretended that he was going to throw one of the sharper knives. Tom instinctively began to dodge. Sirius let out a bark of hard laughter.

"Rule Seven: I do not want to get to know you. You do not want to get to know me. That is fine. We do not have to discuss politics or sport or whatever. But, be sure that I will be looking at your history in the files in the Department of Mysteries and the DMLE. The only information I need to hear from your mouth is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need to hear from you on that subject is 'early'. She has a curfew. She should be back here before midnight. If she is even one minute late, you will find yourself without a vital body part," Sirius warned. Tom nodded, slowly.

What the hell? Bella's godfather was fucking crazy. Did he really have to be soul bound to the girl with the crazy ass guardian?

"Rule Eight: Be afraid. Be very afraid."

"Yes. All right. Can I leave…I'm leaving now," Tom said, looking at the fanatical man. Sirius held up a hand and looked down at his desk.

"Wait. My daughter explained her affections for you and it sounded strangely familiar. You see, Lily was an Unspeakable as well. She worked in the Death Chamber. But, as an Apprentice, she studied the Book of Bonds in a room right off the Love Chamber. I'm sure you've heard of the Book of Bonds. It's interesting enough that Bella has a soul bond. And they are pretty confusing. Studies have shown that most people who have a soul bond that has been consummated have no idea why they are attracted to their partner," Sirius started.

Tom froze and a winning smile spread across Sirius' face. He looked unbelievable smug in that one moment and Tom was trapped. He had tried so damn hard for no one to find out. It would be just tedious and annoying. But, of course, Bella's godfather had to be annoyingly persistent, a Black, and an Unspeakable.

"I asked her why you. She listed several bad traits of you. She said you were a terrible person. Interestingly enough, she backtracked and called you 'compassionate, kind, caring, and a good man'. I think that's a load of bull. She doesn't know why. That leads me to believe that she's Imperiused or she has a soul bond. Which one? Pick wisely. If you pick the wrong one, I'll be obligated to carve you into a jack o' lantern for the upcoming Halloween," Sirius said, flatly. Tom crossed her arms.

"You already figured it out. What are you going to do? Destroy your goddaughter's other half? She'd hate you," Tom said, coldly, dropping his hand into the pocket of his trousers. Sirius laughed and nodded. His laugh was a vicious bite and he suddenly stood up.

"That's true. But, I think I'll let you destroy yourself. If there's anything Bella and I share, it's the fact that we hate being lied to. And you've been lying to her about this from day one, haven't you?" Sirius countered. Tom tensed and his hand closed around his wand.

He couldn't help but think of something else he wasn't telling the young woman. Something else that was equally important as the soul bond or even more so.

"I thought so. For someone as old as you, Riddle, you're incredibly stupid."

"You're the last one to be telling me that I'm stupid, mutt," Tom snarled. He spun on his heel. He threw the door open and walked out quickly, leaving Sirius in the room. Tom stopped in the dining room. The fire in the fireplace was roaring. Draco and Blaise stood near it with an annoyed Bella.

Maya and Hermione were nowhere to be seen.

"Before you leave…" Blaise said, almost cheerfully.

That's when Tom knew something was wrong. Blaise didn't do cheerful. He was morose and unemotional at best.

"What is it now?" Tom sighed. Bella raised an eyebrow.

"What did he say to you?"

"Ask him yourself. Now what is it?" Tom demanded. Blaise and Draco cleared their throats. Draco stepped forward and gave Tom a dark look.

"Hurt her and your body will be found on Hogwarts' Grounds," Draco started. Blaise nodded, sagely.

"In pieces," Blaise added. Tom pinched the bridge of his nose and Bella glared at both of them.

"Shut the hell up. Both of you," Bella snarled. Tom rolled his eyes, took a pinch of Floo powder, wrapped his arm around Bella's waist, and pulled her into the green inferno.

"Caldero Hirviendo," Tom said, clearly. Blaise's eyes widened and Bella blinked in surprise.

Soon, they were spinning and Bella once again, almost fell out of the fireplace once more. Tom darted forward and caught her before she hit the ground. She gasped and laughed when he pulled her back up. He rolled her eyes and she glared at him.

"Don't be an arse," she warned him. Tom shrugged. He wasn't really in the mood for banter.

"Where are we?" Bella asked. No one was really staring at them but that was probably because not many people had really noticed them yet. Bella flinched when she saw a group of witches reading a translation of Witch Weekly.

"Spain. Madrid to be exact. And we have a dinner reservation. Come on," Tom sighed. Bella followed him as he led her out of the small shop and out into Wizarding Spain.

Five pairs of eyes followed the couple.


--"You're late." Noir purred.

"A fool tried to attack me."

"Poor man. May his soul go to hell." Maen muttered sipping his drink.

Harry just sent him a glance.

--“I like to look good, that makes me a tease. I like to eat, that makes me a pig. I like to get off, that makes me a slut. I like to be treated with respect, that makes me a man-hating dyke. Trust me, I have no problem being labeled a bitch.”

-Maddy-

“The only men that sparkle in the sun are gay and fabulous!"

-Danae Ayusso-

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain-

--“You call me a BITCH? WELL, A BITCH IS A DOG, DOGS BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TREES ARE PART OF NATURE, AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL, SO YEAH, THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT.”

--"I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to leave. I'll gather everyone up, and we'll leave you and your men alone. I'd put a sign above St. Louis for all the hired thugs, if I could." "What would it say?" I asked. "Here is a bigger motherfucker than you are." Jacob, Anita Blake—Flirt by Laurell K. Hamilton

--I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it. -Clint Eastwood

--“All right, then, I'll go to hell.”

--“Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work”

--Mark Twain

Some people just don't seem to understand the concept of fiction. It is fiction; it ain't true, folks.
Laurell K. Hamilton

You'd think a sociopath assassin wouldn't have a fan following but he does.
Laurell K. Hamilton

Everyone spends their lives trying to balance their world between good and evil.
Laurell K. Hamilton

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
Stephen King

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Stephen King

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.
Stephen King

Fiction is the truth inside the lie.
Stephen King

French is the language that turns dirt into romance.
Stephen King

Get busy living, or get busy dying.
Stephen King

God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.
Stephen King

He had a massive stroke. He died with his tie on. Do you think that could be our generation's equivalent of that old saying about dying with your boots on?
Stephen King

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
Stephen King

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
Stephen King

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.
Stephen King

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.
Stephen King

No, it's not a very good story - its author was too busy listening to other voices to listen as closely as he should have to the one coming from inside.
Stephen King

Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.
Stephen King

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Stephen King

Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.
Stephen King

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.
Stephen King

The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings - words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out.
Stephen King

The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and still on your feet.
Stephen King

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
Stephen King

We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.
Stephen King

When asked, "How do you write?" I invariably answer, "one word at a time."
Stephen King

Other than my hundreds of arrests I really don't have that much experience with the law. While the majority of people aren't corrupt, there certainly is an awful lot of corruption in this country.
James Patterson

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.
Kathy Griffin

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.
Kathy Griffin

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
Kathy Griffin

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
Kathy Griffin

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
Kathy Griffin

Have I gone too far?
Kathy Griffin

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.
Kathy Griffin

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.
Kathy Griffin

I am in love with Larry David.
Kathy Griffin

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.
Kathy Griffin

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
Kathy Griffin

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
Kathy Griffin

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.
Kathy Griffin

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
Kathy Griffin

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
Kathy Griffin

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
Kathy Griffin

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.
Kathy Griffin

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.
Kathy Griffin

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
Kathy Griffin

I'm basically always on tour.
Kathy Griffin

“To be a bitch or not to be a bitch, that is the question.”

-Shannon Doherty-

--You say I'm a b*h like it's a bad thing

Mommy, I wanna grow up to be a neurotic b*h just like you.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill

I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

If you are psychic - think HONK

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats

Keep honking, I'm reloading

Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in public schools

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

A woman need a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

My son is inmate of the month!

I wish I was Barbie...That BITCH has everything!

It looks like you bought that carfrom Dollar General!

It's fun to cheat on a test but, not on people

Honk if youve never seen an uzi fired out the back of a car window.

P.E.T.A.- People. Eating Tasty Animals

--A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. if I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's!

--CAUTION: Your daughter might be on board

Hang up and drive!

Welcome to America ... Now speak English

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people: Everybody, But Me."

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

The proctologist called...they found your head.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

HONK IF PARTS FALL OFF

For a small town, there sure are a lot of assholes!

"If ass holes could fly, this place would be an airport!"

Honk to see finger!

"Better a blow job, than no job!"

My Otha Ride is YO MOMMA!

Work hard, the people on welfare depend on you!

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

--Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.

The bartender comes over and ask them what they want to drink
1st Vampire: Give me a shot of blood
2nd Vampire: I want a double shot
3rd Vampire: All I want is a cup of hot water

So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back. He hands them the drinks, but looks kind of confused.

The bartender asked the 3rd vampire why didn't you order any blood the vampire pulls out a tampon and replies "I'm making tea".

--Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little timmy, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, timmy came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, timmy jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

Aunty Raylene...

A Teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Karl said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying chooks. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess.'
'What's the moral of the story?' asked the teacher.
'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'
'Very good,' said the teacher.

Next little Emilie raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers too. But we raise chooks for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks
and the moral to this story is:
'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.'
'That was a fine story Emilie'.

Little Johnny, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes. My dad told me this story about my Aunty Raylene.
Aunty Raylene was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of rum, a machine gun and a machete. She drank all the rum on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'
'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did your father tell you from that horrible story?'

'Stay the fuck away from Aunty Raylene when she's been on the piss.'

"I'm your motherfucking spiderman suck it spider O'Malley Rules" :)
And the old lady from Madagascar "Bad Kitty"

"Men don't settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they're dating when they get ready is the one they settle down with, not necessarily the best one or the prettiest, just the one who happened to be on hand when the time got to be right. Unromantic, but still true."
Laurell K. Hamilton (A Kiss of Shadows (Meredith Gentry, #1))

"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop." Anita Blake"
Laurell K. Hamilton

"I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point. But in the end I’m not really a cop, or a soldier. I am a legally sanctioned murderer. I am the Executioner."
Laurell K. Hamilton (Skin Trade)

"Neal stood, kicking free of the clinging curtain. "I'll kill you." I drew the firestar and pointed it at him.
"I don't think so."
"She is pack now," Sylvie said. "You fight one of us, and you fight all of us." Edward raised his eyebrows at me.
"What is going on, Anita?"
"I think I've been adopted," I said."
Laurell K. Hamilton (The Killing Dance)

"Love is too precious to be ashamed of."
Laurell K. Hamilton (A Stroke of Midnight (Meredith Gentry, #4))

"We are not created equal in talent. But the place where we are least equal is the heart. You can work at a talent, take lessons, but love, love either works or it doesn't. You love someone or you don't. You can't change it. You can't undo it."
Laurell K. Hamilton (A Lick of Frost (Meredith Gentry, #6))

"You take insult where none is intended, but if you will find insult where none is meant, then perhaps I should try harder to insult on purpose."
Laurell K. Hamilton (The Harlequin)

"Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister."
Laurell K. Hamilton (Skin Trade)

"Only love of a good woman will make a man question every choice, every action. Only love makes a warrior hesitate for fear that his lady will find him cruel. Only love makes a man both the best he will ever be, and the weakest. Sometimes all in the same moment. -Wicked "
Laurell K. Hamilton

"Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned."
Laurell K. Hamilton (Circus of the Damned (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #3))

"There comes a point when you just love someone. Not because they're good or bad or anything, really. You just love them. It doesn't mean you'll be together forever. It doesn't mean you won't hurt each other. It just means you love them. Sometimes in spite of who they are, something because of who they are. And you know that they love you, sometimes because of who you are, and sometimes in spite of it."
Laurell K. Hamilton (Incubus Dreams)

"Animators Inc., where our motto is: Where the living raise the dead for a killing."

“The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower—Peter”
Laurell K. Hamilton (The Harlequin)

"I hoped he was right, but one thing I've learned about vampires-they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention."
Laurell K. Hamilton (Bloody Bones (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #5))

"Every relationship is messed up. What makes it really perfect is if you still want to be there when things suck."
Laurell K. Hamilton

"Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it is just another way to bleed."
Laurell K. Hamilton (Blue Moon)

"I didn't know what to say to that, so i kept my mouth shut. When in doubt,shut the fuck up."
Laurell K. Hamilton (Skin Trade)

--Apparently, I looked okay because Bernardo said, "I take it back. If you'd

packed a dress, you'd be prettier than I am."

I shook my head. "No, I wouldn't, but thanks for saying it."

"Let's go," Edward said.

"She is showing too much breast," Olaf said.

I looked at his completely sheer black shirt. "I can see your nipples."

His face darkened. I think he was actually blushing. "Bitch."

"Yeah, sure, you and the horse you rode in on," I said.

--Edward felt for Riker's pulse and didn't find it. He looked at me across the

man's body. I'd always thought Edward killed with coldness, but his baby blues

held a fine, heated rage, like a forest fire barely under control. He was still in

control of himself, but for the first time I wondered if there would come a point

tonight where he'd lose it. You can only stay cool and collected when things

don't matter. And Peter and Becca mattered to Edward. They mattered more

than I'd have ever thought anyone would matter to him. Them and Donna, his

family.

He told me to reload the sub gun. I did what he asked. If Edward said I'd

nearly emptied an entire clip in just a few seconds, I believed him. I added the

extra clip from the dead man to the purse.

Edward went for the door, and I followed him. I'd thought that nothing

could be scarier than Edward at his most cold. I was wrong. Edward the family

man was downright terrifying.

--Jean-Claude moved up beside me. Wanda's smile broadened or deepened. It was a

definite "come along smile" as my Grandmother Blake used to say.

Jean-Claude whispered, "Is that a prostitute?"

"Yes," I said.

"In a wheelchair?" he asked.

"Yep."

"My," was all he said. I think Jean-Claude was shocked. Nice to know he could be.--

--‘Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses have wilted, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty, and her wrists are stained red.’

Аве Мария,

Свет души,

Ты бед земных не замечаешь,

Когда, любовью окружив,

Дитя своё в ночной тиши качаешь

Услышь несчастных и гонимых,

Отчаявшихся призови,

Проникни в души к нам незримо

И научи твоей любви

Аве Мария Russian

Ave Maria
Light of the soul,
You do not notice the ills of the earth,
When surrounded with love,
Child of my quiet night swing
Hear the unfortunate and the persecuted,
Desperate call for,
So hop to soul to us invisibly
And teach your love
Ave Maria

--"It's raining, it's pouring, Cerridwen came calling, you went to bed and woke up dead, oops what a morning," she sang softly….

"Fee Fi Foe Fum, I smell the blood of my next victim."

"Hickory, dickory, dock, Cerridwen ran up the clock. The clock struck one, the muggle fell down! Hickory, dickory, dock," Cerridwen sang sweetly as she stepped out in front of the man, with her head tilted to the right she looked at the man and smiled innocently. "Want to play?"

"Who the blazing hell are you?" he demanded angrily.

"I am Cerridwen and I want to play," she said flicking her wand at him. He flew backwards and landed painfully against the staircase.

"Consider yourself at home;
Consider yourself one of the family.
We've taken to you so strong;
It's clear we're going to get along!
Consider yourself well in;
Consider yourself part of the furniture.
There isn't a lot to spare.
Who cares? Whatever we've got we share!"

"Ring-a-Ring o'Rosies
A Pocket full of Posies
"A-tishoo! A-tishoo!"
We all fall down!" she sang softly, drifting in and out of consciousness.

-- "Hey, House, what's up?" Wilson said easily, and smiled at myself and Lula. Lula beamed back at him.

"The hooker's friend here says-" House began, but Lula cut him off.

"Fucking cheek. I retired from that game years ago!"

Wilson looked slightly shocked and House spluttered slightly before saying, "Has nobody told you that you need to get a non-hooker wardrobe?"

Lula looked like she was going to argue the point, and I thought it time to get down to brass tacks. "Dr. House, Dr. Wilson. We're actually not patients at all; we're here on business. We're bond enforcement agents."

--http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2167783/daisychains1234

--http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1972320/StarReader2009

--http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1206800/Heavan_Hell_Angel

--http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2114449/felicia2235

--http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2028539/ace1014

--"Dude, Nikel, make them go away. I think you proved your point." Nikel frowned, "Back to hell you evil fucking horses from the depths of the underworld. May your souls forever burn in the pits of Hades." "He just cursed them in like three different religions." Gabriel muttered. "Well I see where their anger comes from." I stated looking as Nikel returned them to their drawings. "I'd be pissed too if I was an orange horse." Allina grumbled. Nikel didn't respond he just looked at the Cullens, "Sufficient enough proof."

--http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2047933/converse_junkie

--http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2083429/Angel_N_Darkness

--Sirius rises late in the dark, liquid sky
On summer nights, star of stars,
Orion's Dog they call it, brightest
Of all, but an evil portent, bringing heat
And fevers to suffering humanity

--While traditionally the dish is best served cold, it strikes her that piping hot might be just the thing in this case.

She says to Molly, "Did you recognize the curse?"

Molly shakes her head.

"You took my only child. I struck you sterile. You will be as a winter field, and spring will never come again."

--Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

Today, my boyfriend brought me breakfast in bed, told me all the things he loved about me, got down on one knee and pulled out the little blue box I had been hoping for, for so long. He opened the box and there was a note inside that said, "April Fools!" FML

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

--Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML

--He looked at me then, his eyes so wide there was a flash of white to them. "I'm going to try to leave before your people get here. Oh, yeah," he said, "I feel them like something hot riding closer, so much power coming to your rescue, as if you need rescuing." He laughed, but not like it was funny. "Go, Jacob," Nicky said. Jacob looked at me. "If your name ever comes up in connection with another job, I'll turn it down." "No matter how much money they offer you?" I asked. He nodded. "There isn't a price big enough to get me to come near you again." He actually looked at the gun in his hand under Ellen's body. I watched him think about it. "I'll make you a deal, Anita Blake. You don't come near me, and I will leave you the fuck alone." "Deal," I said. Nicky hugged me. "I don't think I'm leaving, Jacob." "I know that." He looked at me then, his eyes so wide there was a flash of white to them. "I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to leave. I'll gather everyone up, and we'll leave you and your men alone. I'd put a sign above St. Louis for all the hired thugs, if I could." "What would it say?" I asked. "Here is a bigger motherfucker than you are." Jacob returned my weapons and trusted me not to shoot him in the back. He walked to the edge of the cemetery with Ellen in his arms and only when he was about to enter the trees did he turn and look at me. Maybe I should have shot him, but my lioness was content with beating his ass and letting him go. In the world of lions, he wouldn't be back. Here was hoping my lion knew what she was talking about.

--Flirt—Laurell K. Hamilton

I HAVE GOT TO SAY THAT KLAUS IS ONE SEXY BEAST, AND ELIJAH'S RIGHT THERE WITH HIM

LOVE THEM!!!

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Blood Matters by BloodyRedQueen reviews
When Dark Secrets come to Light, Harry is forced to re-examine everything he thought previously and learns that blood does matter. Warning for Dumbledore, Molly. Ginny, Hermione and Ron bashing . Warnings: Slash, extreme AU and OCCness Features sick!Harry in the beginning!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,265 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 3,685 - Updated: 3h - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sirius B., Draco M.
The Darker Sister by JrQueen04 reviews
The past holds some dark secrets. Anyana Riddle is one of them. Sister to Lord Voldemort, she will stop at nothing to get what she wants. Blood running cold at the mere mention of her name. Family matters more than anything. Blood is thicker than water...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 48,309 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Allegiance by mugglehugger reviews
When eleven-year-old Ginny Weasley is sorted into Slytherin, she is thrust into a world where the line between good and evil is blurred and where the boy she was supposed to hate becomes the man she was never supposed to love. DG, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 236,954 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W.
A New Life by HarryPotterBlack7 reviews
Set after DH. Harry is transported to an alternate universe, where he grows up as James' brother. But when he gets tangled in a web of family, romance and the First War, what will Harry do? HPSB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 238,032 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 3,483 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P.
Inheritance by MidnightEmber reviews
Salazar Slytherin bound Earth, Air, Fire and Water to himself and through him to his descendants. Now that Voldemort has been resurrected he shall assume his inheritance. But who are his elementals?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,484 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 3,218 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 10/28/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Draco M., Luna L.
Veela heart by slayer of destiny reviews
Another Lucius veela story but I hope this is different. Harry discovers in an unusual way that Lucius is a veela and he is his mate. He has to decide what type of relationship he wants with Lucius while coping with his own veela protective urges.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,035 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
When Extended Family is Discovered by Athey reviews
Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 193,258 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 243,835 - Reviews: 4196 - Favs: 6,510 - Follows: 6,607 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Masquerade by sistersgrimmlover reviews
Bella Potter had it all. The money. The fame. Her brothers were the same, with superior smirks in place. But it had never occurred to them that they were wrong. That it was just a mask to cover their true faces and their Sins. SEQUEL TO Inside My Mind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 223,681 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
My Light by OhPossibilities reviews
For seven years, Klaus feels the need to go back to Mystic Falls and doesn't know why. Deciding that he couldn't take it anymore he goes back to find answers, but instead he uncovers that the solution to his problem is when he meets a little seven year old girl named Caroline. He finds out that she is his light, his hope, his love, and his one true mate.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,190 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
Dreyrugr Fjǫðr by Children of Darkness reviews
Sequel to Not Who She Seems. How much darkness can one society truly hold? And how much ignorance? Rayna continues her training and is as determined as ever to help end the war Voldemort dragged her into as a baby, but is what she will discover enough to turn her away from the effort? And how far will the confrontation escalate? Fem Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Harry P., Cedric D.] [Lily Evans P., Loki]
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 2762 - Favs: 5,428 - Follows: 3,610 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Entwine by Aaer reviews
It takes only a hurt snake for Harry to realize something is very wrong. Uncovering the truth in the lies, he realizes what exactly Dumbledore had done, and concludes to do something about it. Time travel, Dark!Creature!Harry, eventual HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,470 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 4,299 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Behind the Veil by StycianLeo reviews
After the final battle, our hero takes time to mourn the lost; for all his tribulations Magic itself gives him the opportunity to regain his loved ones and perhaps make a few more. For that opportunity, no price is too high. Rated M, FemHarry/TMR and more
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 343,982 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Black and Blue by RitaChaCha reviews
Set immediately after Bella's wedding, Jacob struggles to cope with her choice and Sam's decision to assign a very broken Leah to patrol with him. Can two wounded wolves help each other to heal? A tale of love, lust, friendship and sacrifice. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 172,180 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Portrait by DariaSilver reviews
After the war, Harry discovers that Voldemort dabbled in more than Horcruxes. Slash. HP/TR. Post Deathly Hallows. Canon-compliant, EWE. *REWRITTEN and continued*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,283 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,077 - Reviews: 3956 - Favs: 7,255 - Follows: 9,446 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 168,278 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 7,560 - Follows: 9,107 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 4257 - Favs: 7,856 - Follows: 8,924 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Fuil 'o mo chuislean by Sinvisigoth reviews
On the run from the Volturi and her past, Bella meets the vampire that other vampires fear. Alistair, Laird/ex-smuggler/complete bastard, really just wants her to stfu so he can get back to cleaning his swords and hacking things to pieces.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,572 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Alistair
The Trench-Coat Wearing Guardian Angel by Phoenix Tears Of A Riddle reviews
Hermione Granger is being bullied one day when she's saved by a man claiming to be her Guardian Angel. How will Hermione's years at Hogwarts turn out with her being protected by a Trench-Coat Wearing Guardian Angel?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,045 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 1/13/2013 - [Hermione G., Dean W.] Sam W., Castiel
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 31572 - Favs: 17,950 - Follows: 15,124 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harriet Coulson: Avenger by Jonghyun-appa reviews
Smuggled out of the country, a toddler gets a new identity and a whole new set of rules to play by, especially when there's a bunch of super-heroes who will always have your back.Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,340 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Harry P.
Corvus by LadyFreak reviews
Twins are attacked by Voldemort the night he vanishes. One is named the BWL. What happens to the other twin? After finding their son talking to snakes, the Potters decide that he is dark and evil and give him to Dumbledore. What happens to the abandoned twin? Who takes the boy in when it seems like no one cares? AU, Rating for later chapters, Wrong BWL, adoption,Yr2 Comp 7/26/13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 158,322 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 3,280 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Harry P.
Wild Flower by Superdani4Ever reviews
Rosalie Hale is the most beautiful being that has ever existed, right?Actually,her sister, Lily is.This is her story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,938 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Felix
Jade Stark by Children of Darkness reviews
Lily goes to America, and comes back pregnant. How will being someone else's daughter change the HP universe for Jade? And also, who were the real parents of the late Lily Potter? will include some things from the comics.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,644 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 2,851 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Scandalous Affair by enchanted nightingale reviews
No one expected them to be together, not even themselves. But magic wished their union and nothing else mattered. Mpreg warning
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,077 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
The Brightest Star by Roses and Lavender reviews
Sequel to 'As Black As Night'. One night can change a life. One night can change the world. One night can change everything. Forever. But as long as the stars are in the heavens, the House of Black can weather any hell. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 115,416 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Cassiopeia B.
Bound in Servitude by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Tied to a tombstone, being tortured by Voldemort. Harry wanted it to end. His mind, his soul cried for someone, anyone to help him. He hadn't expected for someone to actually answer. Now he will learn the truth about the Potter bloodline and prepare himself for the war that is at their doorstep. However, unlike what he had thought, he won't be facing what is coming on his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 79,723 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 4,112 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Harry P., OC
Second chances by slayer of destiny reviews
Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,844 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 5,003 - Follows: 4,109 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Until The Last Heartbeat by Xtyne reviews
14 years ago she was just an unfortunate child in an unfortunate situation. Eric Northman never wanted to be a parent, especially not to some human girl. But now, she's all grown up, and with a problem her estranged family never could have imagined; she was dying.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 243,111 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Eric N., Godric - Complete
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,612 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 2,880 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Not Who She Seems by Children of Darkness reviews
Lily Potter was never Lily Potter, but only James ever knew the truth. And instead of a son, they had a baby girl, Rayna. Upon discovering their sister's death, Thor and Loki swear to protect their niece, when they find her. How will the discovery that she is one of the Aesir change the events after fourth year? Fem/Harry! Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,149 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 4,270 - Follows: 3,622 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hidden Truth by KingFatMan25 reviews
With Lord Voldemort on the rise, the Wizarding world turns to their only hope...Michael Potter? While the 'Boy Who Lived' takes in the fame, his long forgotten twin brother has become more then the world could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,004 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 3,964 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Family Bonds by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 517,184 - Reviews: 7562 - Favs: 5,746 - Follows: 6,280 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Little Seer by HuskyWalker reviews
Voldemort won the first war. Harry is happy to live as an unnoticed squib at Hogwarts. Unfortunately, visions and rebels don't allow that and Harry soon catch the attention of the dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 328,315 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 4,124 - Follows: 4,017 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Seeing the truth by Egyptian Dreamer reviews
Harry was always reminded of how similar he was with Voldemort's former self and when he didn't, others somehow made sure to remind him. What he can't understand though is why? At least he's about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,480 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Prince Chaos by canbea reviews
Questioning Dumbledore in his first year Harry decided to investigate into the Dark Arts. Soon he starts turning towards the Dark. Now after the Death of Sirius and the abandonment of Remus Harry snaps and joins The Dark Lord. Powerful!Dark!Harry HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,536 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
True Mates REBOOT by MajorWhitlocklvr89 reviews
*ADOPTED FROM Mrs.KimiPotter* Set during New Moon after Edward leaves. Instead of becoming a zombie, Bella starts hanging out with her friends and even makes a new one, Aleena, who becomes her best friend and sister. When she and Aleena go to Egypt after graduation, she meets a mysterious man and soon finds out that she is his mate...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,002 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bella, Benjamin
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 7,393 - Follows: 8,944 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Enochian Prophecies by Kalfu reviews
History is the sum of infinite minor events, each one contributing to the next. Some say this is written, this is destiny. Yet when those who walk outside Fate arrive, how can an unmarked invitation change the destiny of the world's two greatest enemies?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 255,610 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Servants of the Malleus Maleficarum by Belgaris reviews
Fate is relentless. The greatest threat to the magical world in 300 years is stalking the lands. Myth is reality and a Lord of All Magic, protector of the whole Wizarding World has been named. Hermione is psychotic, and in love. Harry has a destiny. "I will tear anyone apart who gets in my way!" LV/HP (Slash) HG/SS. Also contains Horror,Mystery,Humour. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,079 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ever After by DrAnime203 reviews
Loki Odinsdóttir moves to Bon Temps for a bit of peace and quiet. Things do not go as planned. Slight AU from the beginning. OC-centric. Eric/OFC. R&R. NOW FULLY REVISED AND UPDATING.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,609 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - [Eric N., OC] Lafayette R., Godric
Dangerous Seduction by MuggleBornWY reviews
"Let me go!" - "No," he says, smirking. "You're coming with me." An accidental sight of something she should've never seen led her to meet him. Initial loathing. Then sparks starts flying. UPDATED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,835 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Alec, Bella
Aphelion by Dresden Blue reviews
Hermione becomes friends with the quiet young man who shares her corner of the library. It changes things - right up to Avengers, Ragnarok and beyond. Starts pre-Thor during HP&PS and moves into AU versions of movie! and comic!Marvelverse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,946 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Hermione G., Loki] Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
On My Radar by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Harry Beauvais can't wait to get away from his gold-digging mother. Now, she is going after the British Minister for Magic, Voldemort. Forced to go with her, Harry finds himself falling for the handsome politician...AU, HP/TR slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 2,972 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter: The Malfoy-Black Secret by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
When Sirius was fifteen, he started having an affair with Lucius Malfoy. It wasn't supposed to be about feelings. He wasn't supposed to fall for the man. And Lucius wasn't supposed to fall for Sirius. But they're together through everything, from the First Wizarding War to the Second. And that's only the beginning. See warnings inside. [On hiatus until further notice]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,329 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - [Sirius B., Lucius M.]
A Rose Among Thorns by mario mm reviews
Iris Potter better known as the Girl-Who-Lived, the war had finally ended wanting to forget what happened she turned to a small town named Mystic Falls. She is creature with a past that goes back a thousand years that she doesn't even know.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 494,949 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Elijah, Klaus
Internal Yearning by LittleLowe reviews
As if becoming a Veela wasn't bad enough, he had to go and find out his mate was one Hermione Granger. Merlin, he was in for a rough year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,691 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6969 - Favs: 9,512 - Follows: 6,973 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Secretly, Yours by Brutality reviews
On October 31, 1991, Hermione Granger ends up in the Room of Requirement instead of the girl's bathroom. She meets eleven-year old Tom Riddle, and thereby begins an exciting companionship with a boy from the past. [DISCONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,345 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Horror Of Our Love by LeontinaStardust reviews
AU! In a world where Neville Longbottom was declared the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter grew up in a happy, loving family, but all of that changed when he met Tom Riddle. TMR/HP slash. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 178,747 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Divided by forthelongestday reviews
"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." — Carl Gustav Jung [Eclipse AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,734 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [Bella, Peter]
Playground Book by Dragonsgirl16 reviews
What if Harry found Tom Riddle's diary at the tender age of seven? What happens? Read and find out
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,427 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
In Noctem by windwrites reviews
AU. After his parents' deaths in 1927, Hadrian Peverell is adopted and taught the art of politics. Years later, as war looms on the horizon and his very identity becomes his greatest secret, Hadrian has no choice but to trust someone almost as dangerous as he himself: Tom Riddle. A story of love and loss. A story of power, and of one too great to seek it. HP/TMR. DarkHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,296 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
My Hearts Murderer by Breaking Harmony reviews
She stepped back, tightening her grip on Edwards arm,"I don't understand." The look in his red eyes shifted, a frown on his immortal face as his pricing gaze took Edwards, then back to her own. "You see mia stella, your are mine."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bella, Aro
Ripped Apart by Egyptian Dreamer reviews
The Muggles broke him and the Wizarding folk were too late. They deprived him of the one thing he considered precious. But once he gets his twin back, revenge can follow. And it will be ever so sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,743 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
Dark Seduction by TwistedLittleAngel reviews
They've always expected him to be in control. He's their savior, he has to. So what happens when they find out that their savior wants someone to take away his precious control? It's always the forbidden that entices the sweetest... M/M Slash, D/s.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Tall, Dark and Deadly by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Bella is doing better since the Cullen's left. much better. Then fate throws her for a loop by introducing her to yet another vampire. Only this one isn't like the others. He's better, he's nicer, he's... perfect for her. Is the feeling mutual? Or is Felix just like Edward? will he leave her heart broken or be the one who holds it permanently? MA for lang lemons please review :)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,758 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Bella, Felix - Complete
True Darkness by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry and Bellatrix are pulled back in time to become the apprentices of Morgan Le Fey. Harry/Bellatrix. Hellatrix. Rated M for later content. Dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,713 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Celestial Premonitions by Arialis reviews
For as long as he remembered, he had been invisible. He walked through the halls of Potter Manor, unseen. Is this real, or is it all delusion? What is happiness? Why did people smile? And the question that had always terrified him: Do I even exist? He has to get away, and so he does it the only way he knows: he leaves "home". And he vows revenge. Mischievous!Harry. Dark heir fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,897 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
I Wish by kibaxkaori reviews
For a time, Harry respected Dumbledore's wishes. He went by the rules. Now, he's sick of it. He's tired of being a puppet on a string. It's his turn to play the game. HP/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,569 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,992 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ivy by DecemberLuck reviews
Ivy always hoped for a family, one that would love her. Her aunt was the one to find her father and she would forever love him for taking her in... Slash and Fem/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,291 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The White Lord by DominaSeraphim reviews
Harry Potter saved the world, but was betrayd. He learns about his place in the universe and goes back in time to change everything HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,743 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 3,779 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
New Beginnings and Second Chances by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
The Final Battle had ended, but the price payed was far too high. Seeing Harry lose the will to live Fawkes gave him a gift, an opportunity to have the life he always wanted. Now Harry just had to choose to accept it and find the strength to keep living. Will have Slash pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,505 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P.
What Could Have Been and What Was by Anaed reviews
FULL SUMMERY INSIDE! HP/ LV TMR, SS/LE LP What if Harry grew up more like Tom, What if a lot we have been told was a lie, a true father revealed, this is what could have happened if things were changed before the story. Dumbles, Ron, 'Mine, and Gin Bash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,692 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Price of Mischief by molescout reviews
COMPLETE! She cannot abide the life that had been determined for her, a life condemned to servitude to a man that does not love or understand her. She resigns herself to her fate until one day the god of lies and mischief unwittingly shows her a way out. She will endure whatever it takes to escape her destiny. Starts pre Thor, will end post Avengers. Dark Loki/OFC/Smut filled.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 93 - Words: 289,568 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Loki - Complete
Parting Glass by Moustache Bandit reviews
"Return to me." He repeats whilst possessively stroking the ends of my hair with his fingers. I firmly try and push him away but his grip tightens, bringing me closer to him until my head is tucked safely underneath his chin. His arms now encircle me, trapping me against him to hinder me from leaving. "Promise to return to me, swear it or I'll steal you away." Godric/OC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,258 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Godric, Eric N.
Better in the Dark by MidnightEmber reviews
Harry is struggling after the loss of Sirius but discovering that he isn't a Potter pushes him over. Now that he knows the truth what should he fight for?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,190 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 10/20/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Severus S. - Complete
Take a Chance by jacqs30 reviews
What happens when Caroline decides to take a chance on Klaus? Let's find out, shall we? :) This is my first Vampire Diaries effort. And my first fanfic in literally YEARS. I have missed writing and have gotten into TVD in the last several months thanks to a good friend (Thanks my twin!). And since she's a Klaroline fan, I decided to start with them...chapter 12 rated M. :)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,649 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Donahue by Lee Black reviews
When Harry appeared on her doorstep and she read the letter in his basket, Petunia Dursley didn't have it in her to mistreat the infant. Instead, she brought him inside and resolved to raise her nephew in a way that his parents apparently didn't care to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,154 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 3,676 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Mother Malfoy by RavenclawSlytherinQueen reviews
James and Lily's will is read in a very public manner. The will states that Harry was to be left to his godfathers Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, but if those to were unable to take him he was to go to his godmother Narcissa Malfoy. Full Summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,532 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Hidden Abyss by AmicablePandemonium reviews
Being able to communicate with Tom Riddle in his mind, Harry learns early on the truth about Dumbledore and his parent's death while he relies on Tom to help him through the abuse he receives. Join Harry as he helps bring about the fall of the Light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Master of Death by rick001 reviews
The war is over and harry has been betrayed too many times he decides to take control of his life and goes to a different world in the past not to change things but mostly to live a life where he is not controlled by others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,186 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
My Manic and I by idreamedofstardust reviews
Aro never bothered to find his mate, marrying Sulpicia because it was simple and it suited his goals at the time. However, destinies can't remain apart for long. And this time around, a fake 'I Love You' won't win him a wife.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,161 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Aro
Arctic by yaoigirl22 reviews
When Harry befriends a injured dog, his life takes an intresting turn. Especailly when the dog turns out to be a Werewolf, an overprotective and possessive Werewolf. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P.
Something Greater Than Power by MissGallagherGirl reviews
What if Harry wasn't the Chosen One? What if his parents had never died, but instead strongly favored their other son, abandoning Harry? And what if the only person who could fix this empty hole in his heart was the Dark Lord himself? Dark Harry fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Exhilarating by LilyMarielle reviews
She's timid and gentle. He's cunning, manipulative, and lost. Duty brings her to Asgard, her future uncertain. Away from home and its protection, she finds herself drawn to a certain prince while he declares her, "No one of importance, after all."
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,151 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Loki
The Dark Heir by PersephoneJackson123 reviews
•"They pushed me away like I was a piece of meat…it was like I wasn't even their son! They treated me like a house elf; they hit me, starved me and neglected me just because I wasn't special like my brother!" Harry Potter was nothing more than just the abused Potter twin...until he ran away. Magic has given a gift once more. The Dark and Light will be in balance again• AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,464 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort, Sirius B., Remus L.
Racing With The Sun by Zelda Zonkk reviews
It is my very unfortunate duty to inform you that one day, you and I shall meet. You can call me Nero. Like the Roman Emperor. Only, I am but a humble Reaper who has stupidly gotten herself into Eric Northman's debt. Lucky me, huh? EricxOC.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 78,173 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Eric N.
Playing With Fire by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Just as Jacob is starting to become Bella's "personal sun," he imprints on Leah. Heartbroken, Bella finds solace with another werewolf - a more volatile, hot-tempered werewolf who doesn't put up with her pity party. PaulBella, JacobLeah, New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,365 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - [Bella, Paul] [Leah, Jacob]
Taking Back What is Mine by The Shameless BookWorm reviews
AU. Abused for as long as he can remember, Harry decides it's time to take control of his life, even if it means forsaking everything that he once thought was true. This has a lot of "Warning" material, so please see Chapter 1 for full disclosure. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,197 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
From Out Of The Shadows by ALD15 reviews
Isabella has been running from Klaus for over 600 hunderd years. Now there's a new doppelganger living in Mystic Falls and Isabella needs to stop running and face Klaus once and for all. It's time to get her family back.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,346 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Damon S.
Too Have Fallen by LttleSparrow reviews
When all he believes in crumbles at his feet, Harry must find himself anew between warring Dark and Light Lords, ancient magic, and an unavoidable fate. Eventual HP/LV, AU from OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,493 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Light Up the Darkness by LionsFan reviews
It doesn’t matter that I love him, or that I am the only being he has ever loved in return. To the rest of the world, he is the darkest wizard to have ever lived." Female!Harry, HP/LV TMR , AU, rated M just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,001 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 151 - Words: 315,509 - Reviews: 5689 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Marvolo Mortimer: Rise of the Dark Prince by briannabermudez reviews
Harry Potter is dumped in an orphanage after the sudden death of his mother, Cassiopeia Black. When fate brings him into the custody of Death Eaters, he becomes the heir of Lord Voldemort and fulfils his destiny as Marvolo Mortimer, the Dark Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,071 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dark Fawn by diStelle reviews
Gwenyth Potter never dreamed of unleashing her dark sadistic side. Now here she is with a handsome man at her side and her Slytherin heart shining through. Who knew the smiling Gryffindor practiced the Dark Arts in secret? The winds of Fate are starting to blow in a different direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,808 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Now I See by Nicholls reviews
Loki had stopped trying to count how long he had been in the Void, it didn't seem to matter anymore. There was nothing but darkness, until he felt a light. It seemed like the soft blue light was calling to him, so he fell. He followed it to Midgard of all places, and to the human known as Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,217 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Jewel Amongst Stones by Eschient reviews
AU, Slash LV/HP– Voldemort attained immortality through his bloodline of Slytherin. Entering the Ministry of Magic, he rose through the ranks quickly. In 1978, he hears of a prophecy and leaves his job, successfully entering Hogwarts… becoming their DADA Professor. HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,063 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Book of the Facts by soaring bubblegum reviews
There was a great expectation in the Great Hall, all of the present leaning forward to hear better. The girl had been seating there for a few minutes. Everyone gave a gasp when the Hat opened his mouth. "SLYTHERIN!". GWL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,483 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Taken by Pied Flycatcher reviews
Post-2x15: Elijah succeeds in kidnapping Elena, Katherine is out of the tomb and the Salvatore brothers have one hell of a mess to fix. Sometimes you have no choice but to make a deal with the devil. If you can get the devil to make a deal with you... Elijah/Elena. Complete!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 165,844 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - [Elena G., Elijah] Damon S., Katherine - Complete
Unconditional by Gelasia Kidd reviews
"Everyone deserves a little kindness, even the darkest of us."When the Voldemort and his followers find a strange muggle girl who seems to know everything about them, how will they handle the unconditional kindness."Every soul has a spark of light in it."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Voldemort, OC
I Have Tourettes, Tourettes Doesn't Have Me by katarinabishop reviews
Tig has just become the care giver of his special needs niece, how is SAMCRO going to react. SOA has dealt with alot but I haven't seen any stories quite like this. hope you guys enjoy.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,242 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Tig
My Dying Wish by peters.kitten reviews
Listening to Jasper tease Edward about 'finally having a female on top of him' and hearing Edward's hissed reply from underneath my bed was more than I could take. "I've heard of monsters under the bed, but this is just ridiculous." AU, Bella x Peter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,728 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Petal in the Snake Pit by SnowflakeBeautiful reviews
First she was sorted Slytherin. Then she was attached at the hip to Malfoy. But when and who crossed the invisible line...sealing them as so much more than friends? Follow Lily and Scorpius from the beginning of her time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,618 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Falling Down the Rabbit Hole by PenSmith433 reviews
They had long been trapped in the dark, forsaken by most, but remembered by few. Soon there would be a reckoning and the whole World would know. Till the day when Spring smiled, when Summer danced, when Autumn laughed, and when Winter loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Reckoning by MidnightEmber reviews
Love what a foolish thing. With love Harry managed to do what no one else thought possible. He had cursed their world to suffering and now he was paying the price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,616 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/14/2010 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Sirius B., Remus L.
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2621 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Black Phoenix by Sara Blake reviews
After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,973 - Reviews: 3893 - Favs: 3,630 - Follows: 3,950 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Rumor Has It by Parker K. Harvelle reviews
FEM!HARRY AU: Meredith Potter never thought much about love, she'd never really been shown a lot of it. Her sixth year will change everything as she stops pretending to understand where life is taking her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,249 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Son of a Dark Lord by Tiro reviews
Harry Potter isn't really Harry Potter. Neither is he the Boy-Who-Lived, and is therefore thrown away as trash. When he turns sixteen, glamours unwraps his true self and he leaves the Light to find his real family. Slash, HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,294 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Watching Over Harry by jerrway69 reviews
This is an AU story. Sirius asks Bella to help him watch over Harry. Bella takes her responsibility to heart in more ways than one. I've given this story a M rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 202,126 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 2,675 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Different Reality by Ethe reviews
Set in a reality where Harry was left to a muggle orphanage as a means of protection before his parents died. However he wasn't there long, he adopted a false name and grew up in much better circumstances. What will happen when he arrives in Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,557 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The One True King by Shara Lunison reviews
AU Harry is James' younger brother and a jealous Slytherin who wants the Potter birthright for himself. He joins the one man who can make it happen, and willingly betrays his own blood in the process. HP/LV A twist on other-BWL/abusive Potter parents fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,301 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
More than Meets the Eye by Tonks-is-cool reviews
OOTP AU: Harry has suffered through a horrid summer when the Dementors attack him. What if Lucius Malfoy rescues the boy and Voldemort discovers with Nagini's help that there is so much more to Potter than meets the Eye? Not only Harry's world is turned upside down! Truths and loyalties are challenged on both sides of the conflict. How will Sirius or Severus react? Grey!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,945 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Lovesong by Sally Tomato reviews
Caroline went to the Grill on a mission. She was seventeen, freshly stung by the slap of rejection, and bored of being good. She's ready to let loose a little, and the moment she saw him decided he'd be the one to help her do it.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
The Deviants Book 1 by AmethystxPhoenixoxox reviews
Lily Evans was the illegitimate sister of Lucius Malfoy. When the Dark Lord murders the Potters Lucius steps in and takes his nephew to raise as his own before anyone ever realises he's alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,893 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sister of Tom Riddle by Fallenhope19 reviews
Morgana Riddle is the twin sister of Tom Riddle and just as evil, this is her story it jumps through the years. Share her losses and learn her lessons. Sometimes being the siste of evil has drastic consequences
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Tom R. Jr., OC
The Age of Inheritance by You'reABirdOfTheSummer reviews
Lyra Black always knew that her family held dark secrets, when she turns 18 and Azkaban experiences its first breakout she learns just how dark they can be. Inheritance from an unlikely source grants her the prospect of saving herself from her genes. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,307 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Inside My Mind by sistersgrimmlover reviews
It started with a wand. A wand with a brother. And this brother wand, a girl shall wield. And with this girl came War. And with War, came her lover, Plague. Plague lead to his brother Death. And it all ended in Victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 787,213 - Reviews: 2482 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Being a Veela's mate by Chereche reviews
Draco comes into his veela nature early when his mate's life is in danger. Will their unique bond be enough to finally bring peace to the wizarding world? AU. Pairings, DM/HP, eventual SS/RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 408,673 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Raven by Neleh Yentraccam reviews
Harry gets a day off his chores and meets a strange boy in the park. Tom accidentally travels through time to visit his younger friend. Neither figures out what is going on until it stops happening. Disclaimer and warnings on profile. HP/TMR LV Dark Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Different Life by Tiro reviews
They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. SLASH-FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 366,567 - Reviews: 2820 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Subpono Orbis by Sociially-Diisoriiented reviews
Amelia Riddle is the daughter of beloved DADA intellectual, Tom Marvolo Riddle. When she accidentally falls into a portal leading into an AU, she finds herself in world where her father is not so admired. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2011 - OC, Voldemort
Exordium by cece1090 reviews
They said he was the Devil, which would have made her the Devil's concubine. The story of Tom Riddle Jr and the woman who shaped him into being the darkest wizard who ever lived. M for strong language, sexuality, violence, and disturbing material.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Caelum Regulus Black by Scarlett Woman reviews
Sirius Black made a different choice on all Hollows Eve 1981. Now Harry is Caelum Regulus Black son of Regulus, who lives with his grandfather Orion. watch as Caelum grows up and gets introduced to Pureblood society, Drumstrang and Dark Arts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,824 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Orion B.
The Beginning by Breathe Lighting reviews
AU. Its 1978, Bellatrix Lestrange has just discovered she's pregnant. How will this effect her marriage? Can Bellatrix and Rodolphus bring a child into their world? How will it change their lives and the lives of everybody they know? Bella/Rod.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Slytherin Harry Potter: Year One by erhea reviews
A very Slytherin Harry Potter, bearing the memories of a young Tom Marvolo Riddle, reenters the Wizarding World for his first year at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Featuring a dark and evil Harry Potter. On hold at the moment, not abandoned. I will continue with it in the next couple of months. Stay tuned for more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,905 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Shadow Child by Tango Dancer reviews
AU. Post-war, Voldemort rules the Wizarding World. On a visit at Hogwarts, he notices Draco Malfoy acting strange. Then, he and several teachers get the evidence that a student is being abused. Who is it, and who is Draco's mysterious 'Slythindor? HP/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,870 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Darker World by NoturHeroNeMore reviews
Summery: Sabrina Harry has a brother who survived Voldemort's killing curse. This is not one of the wrong boy, or in this case girl who lived stories. James hates her for being a dark creature. Everyone else ignores her. What will she do? Massive AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Eye of the Beholder by TheSecretUchiha reviews
For years it remained hidden behind a patch, his glimpse into another life. But when he reaches Hogwarts, this sight, and the mind it leads him to, will help him see the other side of the playing field. Independent!Harry, potentially HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,683 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4078 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
No Light Without Shadows by Draeconin reviews
After his godfather falls through the Veil, an angry Harry starts taking charge of his life. Slash Permanent Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,441 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Insane Pleasures by magicalshifter reviews
In a desperate act to escape his parent's abuse, Harry sides with Voldemort. But what he doesn't know may kill him or, if he survives it, force him to lose everything that he has ever wanted. Slash HP/LV, Insane Harry, wrong BWL story, Lily/James live.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,588 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Dark Lord's Protector by pikachumomma reviews
Even Dark Lords need love and protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,424 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Staring Contest by MagickBeing reviews
Draco Malfoy had developed a nasty habit of staring at Harry Potter until, one day, Harry couldn't take it anymore. He confronted Draco—why was he staring? Because he wanted something. And a Malfoy always gets what he wants. Oneshot, Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 5,923 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Dark Secrets by dan4eva reviews
What happens if Harry's entire life had all been a lie? And that his really identity had been hidden from him by the man he thought he could trust with his life? The wizarding world hid a dirty past and now those who were wronged will take revenge....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 134,420 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
I Will Be Waiting by BellatrixisFred reviews
Lord Cygnus Black did not want three daughters, but by the time his wife had died he realised what a treasure his Bellatrix was. He brought her into the world of dark magic and death eaters, he taught her to die for the cause and to never give up the wait
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Blurry Middle by Raola reviews
Narcissa and Lucius had a daughter. Draco a sister. She just wasn't who the Malfoys wanted. Abandoned as a child, and thought to be a squib, this hidden Malfoy discovers she's not. The Wizarding world is split in two, will she follow in her family's path?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011
Erebus Ferrox Riddle by dan4eva reviews
Harry Potter is not the son of James and Lily Potter but the son of Lord Voldemort and his mistress, Lady Moraga. What happens when the Prince of Darkness attends Hogwarts and its esteemed Headmaster knows not who he is? And just who is Lady Moraga? Read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,364 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Savior's Calling by slavetothepen reviews
[UP FOR ADOPTION] In a world without Harry Potter, Voldemort reigns supreme while the Order tries to rebel against him. Desperate, the Order uses a dark and ancient spell to bring forth a hero. A hero who already defeated Voldemort. HP/DM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,024 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Blood and Inheritance by Misty Glow reviews
Harry is raised in the magical world by Sirius Black. As he grows in power and influence, some people fear what he may become. Other's welcome it. Dark Harry fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,594 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Scorpius's Decision by SylviaW1991 reviews
Sequel to Scorpius's Request. Now that he's had his daddy back for a while, Scorp's pretty pleased with his life. But he doesn't get to see Harry enough, which must change! Obviously, he and daddy need to become more than just friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ruled by Secrecy by superawesomed reviews
Slash. Harry faces betrayal after his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Driven by bitterness, Harry sinks deeper and deeper into the darkness that he can no longer deny. eventual HP/LV. GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Bittersweet by Belle's Noir reviews
It's Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts and Harry is in the tournament on his father's orders. After all, what better way to announce the return of the Dark Lord and his Heir than with the death of the Boy-Who-Lived? Slash. HP/BCj.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Barty C. Jr.
Return from Insanity by Impish Delight reviews
Harry decides it's time to escape the expectations of the wizarding world and make his own place. He will create new ties, break old ones, and discover his heritage. At the same time, one Dark Lord regains his sanity... OCCness TR/HP slash My First Fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,785 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Forsaken by Niknakz93 reviews
Cannes, 1694, and a visit from an "old family friend" takes a new and deadly twist for Claudia. Just who is this Klaus, and why does everyone seem to die around him? Love can come in many strange forms. Klaus/OC R&R!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,887 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Klaus, Damon S.
Tormentor by RenegadeThaumaturgist reviews
Post OoTP. Harry decides to leave the Dursley's home. His world will soon be shattered as he uncovers realities concerning the link he has with Voldemort. Independent!Dark Heir!Dementor!Powerful!Harry. Not the usual type
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,381 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Way To Greatness by evidently-frozen reviews
Harry Potter, one of the newest additions to Slytherin House, is a week away from beginning his second year at Hogwarts. However, since an incident with underage magic three weeks ago, nobody has seen or heard from him. His friends expect the worst...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Love me, Like me by Devil's Toenail reviews
A strange new member is recruited to Scabiors group of Snatchers. Scabior/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,104 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Scabior, OC - Complete
Faultlines by peace-and-war reviews
The rewrite of Change Me. Ginny Weasley, youngest of seven, with the world changing prophecy on her shoulders. Follow her life through Hogwarts and her ascension to the Dark side. However, all is not as it seems. Book 1-6 compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Ginny W.
Life With a Dark Lord by NeedForDumpsters reviews
HP/LV Rated M for eventual slash. There was a reason the Hat wanted HP in Slytherin. Voldemort and Harry met in 2:nd year, three years later Harry's tired of playing innocent. Humor/drama/romance/friendship/adventure. DarkHarry StrongHarry LovingVoldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
To Be Equal by Twin Kats reviews
Loki fell, and to everyone on Asgard, seemed lost. On Midgard, 1996, a certain God of Mischief finds himself trapped with his own demons, and curious to spite himself. Who was this boy that tasted lightly of frost? Loki needed to know. / HPThor cross
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Loki
Slytherin family by Nessca reviews
Traveling into the past, Harry James Potter hopes that, by rising young Tom Marvolo Riddle,he will be able to stop all the unnecessary bloodshed in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Deal With The Devil by Blood.Stained.Fingers reviews
Two-shot. AU of POA - Snape got his way and Sirius was kissed. Dumbledore wouldn't rid the world of his pet, but if Voldemort would, then Harry would be happy to do anything the Dark Lord asked of him. Beginnings of HP/LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,764 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Little Hellion by Selethe reviews
Harry was left on doorstep years ago, and since then he has decided that morals weren't all that important seeing as the lovely person who left him there clearly didn't have any. -St.Brutus!Harry-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,280 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Harry P.
Unravel Me by Fading Serenity reviews
What if Harry discovered magic at an earlier stage? Full of riddles already from a young age, Dumbledore realizes that the difference between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter might not be so big after all... LV/HP Dark!Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,020 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Jörmungandr by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
Her hands were ice, frozen solid against Harry's palms, and her face continued to pale until her skin became as white as bone. And the boy, the silver-tongued boy, smiled like a snake through it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,777 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Inheritance by xoxcrescentmoonxox reviews
As Narcissa Malfoy lays dying, she presses a packet of letters into Draco's hands - all unsent, all to her estranged sister Andromeda. Their bitter, heartfelt words force him to confront a relationship he never acknowledged and remember a Black past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,571 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Narcissa M., Draco M.
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5043 - Favs: 8,766 - Follows: 4,505 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Vinewood Series 1: Choices by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry Potter goes dark. It seems this is what everyone feared, and is thankful he never did. Or so they thought. First in the Vinewood series; begins at the Third Task, in the Graveyard. Pre-slash, slash HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Tempora Abducto by Flaignhan reviews
Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,224 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ever Fallen In Love by Belle's Noir reviews
How the Chamber scene would /should!/ have gone if JK had been as perverted as me. Unbeta'ed. Harry/Tom. M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Brave New World by FaeScribe35 reviews
War is upon the Wizarding world. As relationships develop, the bonds of friendship strain and nightmares truly begin, it is Harry's path to stand strong and face the coming dark. AU after OotP. Slash HP/BZ, HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,610 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Fate's hand by Idika reviews
Harry has many things to cherish and soon a brooding vampire would join that list However, is Edward ready to face the complications that come with being involved with the Dark Lord's son? Slash. AU. Dark Harry. EC/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,571 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Of Serpents and Spiders by Ceris Malfoy reviews
He wonders if said "friend" will allow him to take his spiders with him. ...he figures probably not. ...That doesn't stop the spiders from coming anyway, much to his delight." Answer to my own challenge - see profile for details. TMR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Not So Black Letters by Amber Akasha reviews
Harry sends a surprising letter to Headmaster Dumbledore. He's joined Voldemort. What Dumbledore doesn't understand is why Harry has to keep sending him mail... Mail that reads itself aloud. During breakfast. At the Great Hall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D.
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 2,825 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
Bitter Sweet Candy by Black Bunny Factory reviews
The Dark Lord does not kill Harry, but choses to have him raised by a Death Eater. The Light is in for a rude awakening. But yet maybe the child can still be saved from Darkness, he is after all a Light wizard by origin. AU LV/HP Dark HarryPowerful Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,391 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Identity by Brackets reviews
A child's mind in isolation turns only to itself, but Harry discovers there another person. He enters the mind of the man who had made the world quail, and out of this rises a prodigy unlike no other. Dark!Harry No Pairings! Voldemort/Harry friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Deadly Lullaby by 8BonnieBlue8 reviews
Daddy, Mummy won't wake up." A normal day in the lives of the Black sisters may just change Bellatrix's life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bellatrix L., Cygnus B. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 263 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5165 - Favs: 5,004 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Breath of Air by Disco-Dancing on the Roof reviews
Miscarriages and a distressing prophecy leave Lily Potter an overprotective wreck. Her son quickly begins to suffocate under his mother's stifling nurturing, until a failed raid brings contact with the only one who understands. AU, Dark!Harry, HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Cousin by BigHead reviews
Sometimes, it's really all about the Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,023 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Harry P.
Irreversible Destiny by SheWolfe7 reviews
AU. HPLV. Dark!Harry. Severitus. Can someone's destiny really be set in stone? It's time for change, time for revolution and time for truths to be revealed. Freedom comes in many forms and Cyriacus Snape is about to usher in a new unexpected future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,006 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2943 - Favs: 3,243 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love of a Snake by DustFactory reviews
[HPLV] After the Dursley's house burns down, Vernon blames Harry for the deaths of Petunia and Dudley and dumps him in a forest. On the verge of death, he is found by Nagini and raised as a serpent childe. AU SLASH PxW Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,152 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5774 - Favs: 6,035 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potter by Water Mage reviews
One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,880 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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