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I'm a stay at home mom. While everyone is working, I get to read ff and mow the lawn :)

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Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6184 - Favs: 5,472 - Follows: 4,661 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 14949 - Favs: 8,475 - Follows: 8,895 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bars and Wars by trampvamp reviews
Bella gets one heck of a surprise one night when an unexpected visitor returns to her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,943 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen by smmiskimen reviews
You've heard of Edward's pov, but what about Edward's peen's pov? Get inside the peen's perspective and see what goes on inside the pants. If you've ever thought it was hard being a person, try living this life. AH, AU, M, E&B eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,395 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Fired Up by MsEerieChastain reviews
A chance encounter in the elevator with the mysterious, sexy new hire sends Bella's world reeling. It's been eight years, did he honestly think she'd be happy to see him? F*!#ing absurd. She's grown up and moved on, or has she? AU/OOC Over 18 only pls!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,481 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Vengeance for Angels by snarkymuch reviews
They thought Bella was dead, no one imagined that she suffered something far worse. Jasper and the Cullens find her, but will they be able to help her. Will Bella find her vengeance? Warning: Dark and violent, contains references to torture and abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,921 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Aristotle's Mistake by Merina Green reviews
The intrusion of outside forces-most notably friction-prevents things from behaving perfectly according to their nature. Running forever seems easy, especially when one fails to figure in family. This is the 3rd installment of Bella and Jasper's adventure
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 137,716 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8237 - Favs: 5,482 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4748 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Searching for Lost Souls by Lillie Cullen reviews
AKA Ansel Adams and the Search for the Yeti. Bella's looking for Bigfoot. Jasper just wants some peace and quiet. Think either of them will have any luck? Not crack-fic, just some lighthearted fun and eventual smut. New Moon AU, J/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,638 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5606 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Path To My Soul by cullen818 reviews
Jasper leaves the Cullens and rejoins Peter and Char, but unforeseen circumstances bring him back to Forks. Will he be able to pick up the pieces of his life and find happiness? What does Bella have to do with all of this? PART II NOW POSTING!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,543 - Reviews: 2947 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Step Too Far by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
"I was arrested at Edna's Diner a full year after I met her. It was the same diner we had met at. The same diner we had our first coffee together, our first dinner and it was the same diner where she told us our lives were going to change forever."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,259 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Edward's Release by Lillie Cullen reviews
REPOSTED by popular demand! AU of A Lesson in Release. What might have happened if Jasper had included Edward in Bella's first lesson. E/B/J, B/J/A in Chapter 3. Rated M for lemons galore!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,903 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Chaotic Dynamics by Merina Green reviews
All Jasper wanted to do when they got back from Romania was to spend a long, boring eternity getting to know his new mate. But nature abhors a vacuum. A sequel to "Running".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,354 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Bitemarks & Bloodstains by forthelongestday reviews
Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,034 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9134 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Last Friday Night by KristenLynn reviews
On Saturday morning, Bella wakes up to a broken hand, a trashed apartment, and no memory of what caused either of them! When the photos show up on-line, Bella must figure out what—and who—she might have done last Friday night. AH, fun/fluff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,694 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella - Complete
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7040 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Senior Year by abbymickey24 reviews
Bella and Jasper have never met, but both are headed into their last year of a new college hoping to let the past go. After they meet and with the help of their friends they find where they were always meant to be. AH. B/J.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 127,528 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bourbon and Tea by Zigster reviews
Two broken souls live on the same street, sharing only a lawn. He barely knows her name, and she judges him by the bottle in his hand. Together, they'll inadvertently help heal each other's wounds. AH/AU Rated M or excessive bourbon consumption.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,392 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Finished Product by Mortissues reviews
Part One of The Whitlock Saga. Decisions change lives. What happens when a series of decisions set you on the path to become a completely different person? When Edward decides to return life has already moved on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 88,622 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Dodgeball! by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella & Jasper are enemies who are constantly pranking and insulting each other, determined to have the last laugh. With the championship looming and sexual tensions building, who will be the first to crumble?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,457 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Last Love Found by Oracle Vas reviews
When everything a person wants is wrong for them, what choice should they make? Should they stick with the bad and hope for the best or choose the good and live with the pain of losing what they want most? I didn't have an answer. All I had was Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 246,905 - Reviews: 5241 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Royale by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Jasper/Bella - AU, AH, Slightly OOC – Bella works her butt off for a gentlemans bar - Royale - to provide for her family but she learns some unfortunate details about her husband & turns to the one true friend she has. Rated M for future lemony goodness..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Camels and Cloves by Chicklette reviews
It's not what they say, it's what they whisper: New girl Isabella Swan has heard nothing good about Jasper Whitlock. So why can't she stay away from him? Are the rumors true? AH/OOC M- drink/drugs/sex. "For the Love of Jasper" Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,634 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete