TheQueenieM
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Joined 03-04-11, id: 2776017, Profile Updated: 09-05-11
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

About me: Too old to spend an hour a day squeeing over homoerotic subtext, yet I do.

If Cornell knew to what use I put my Master's degree on slash-writing weekends, they'd probably try to rescind it.

UPDATE: It's possible that all of my new fics will be posted to my Livejournal only due to ongoing formatting difficulties with FFN. Please feel free to stop by.

If you have a burning desire to ruin your eyes by staring at Drarry vidships long into the night, I think I've now seen just about all of them, and in order to appease the slash gods I have sorted them into tidy categories and ratings for your viewing pleasure: Yay, it's boysecks!


Feedback is appreciated. Really, tis. And not because I'm a praise hoor, or because my ego needs stroking, but because it really... means something to me when my jotting affects a reader. Or something. Aw shucks, don't make me get all schmoopy, just - if you enjoy a fic, let me know?

Plot bunnies/special fic requests/collab invitations also warmly welcome.

Slash ahoy, maties!

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Decoy Dilemma by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,555 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lessons Returned by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to Kinesthetic Learners. Harry returns the favor. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
And so kisse on by megyal reviews
Written for a prompt for an advent challenge on the LJ community, slytherindor100. The prompt was a picture of Hershey Chocolate Kisses tm .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Slytherin Napping by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by faithwood reviews
Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Topping Draco by faithwood reviews
Draco must face the fact that Harry's little companions hate him. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Decoration by megyal reviews
Harry gets another tattoo... and Draco gets his first. A little pain kink.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fire and Ice the Melting of Icebergs by megyal reviews
If you're going to hate, then hate cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nervous, Yet? by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco slash oneshot written for hd falling community at Livejournal for keyword: Nervous...I need a cold shower. This fic contains MATURE adult insinuations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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To the Victor Go the Spoils reviews
Just how thin is the proverbial thin line between love and hate? The exact width of Quidditch uniform fabric, apparently. Our favorite Seekers discover that competition really does bring out the best in people. -snerk- Mature content: adults only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,827 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Toeing the Line reviews
Harry thinks maybe Draco's got a kink he's trying to keep secret. It's not going to be secret for long. Just a hot little drabble penned by request. Foot fetishery isn't really my thing, but I think Draco's feet are probably awfully sexy, don't you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Marked reviews
"Your arm, my forehead: They're not so different, Draco." Sixth year. Draco switches loyalties, but is left with an inked reminder that's causing them both pain. The boys discover the burdens - and the unexpected possibilities - of being marked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Excited Utterances: Those Three Little Words reviews
A Drarry ficlet triptych. Three words, three ways. Technically, three different three word sentences in a three-part ficlet. And the third three word sentence is actually doubled, so let's see.. nine plus.. Forget the math and bring on the naked wizards!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete