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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Fairy Tail, Rosario + Vampire, and Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!.

Name: Frank Jaeger.

Age: It doesn't matter because I'm still alive.

Height 5-10

Weight varies from 160-170, Blond hair Brown eyes.

Personal Info

Finished school a couple years ago still have no idea what to with my life except keep living it I suppose.

Hobbies: Playing video games, reading manga and reading fan fiction obviously, otherwise I wouldn't be here now would I.

Manga I currently read: One piece, Naruto, Bleach, Fairy tail and Rosario vampire.

Favourite Shows: The Simpsons, South Park, American Dad, Family Guy Friends and Yugioh the abridged series.

Favourite Quotes:

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

Save me, Jeebus.

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Dude this is pretty fucked up right here.

Respect my Authoritah.

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people.

You have 3 seconds to get out of my way before i kill you 3-2-bang oops my bad my gun wasn't patient.

Oh my god they just killed kenny you bastards.

Jesus tap dancing christ.

I rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.

That was so bad i think you gave me cancer.

Guns don't kill people yeah they do just pistol whip them.

If your not cheating then your not trying.

Its only cheating when you get caught otherwise its viewed as intelligence is it not.

If you wake up everyday expecting the worst then you can only be slightly surprised.

There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life.

Relax, I'm not going to give it a cold. I'm just gonna go in there, step on its neck, and shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll.

From now on if anyone's gonna make my girlfriend cranky and psychotic, it's gonna be me.

Okay guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, AND our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised in our base right now. So I really, really, REALLY don't have time for this HORSESHIT RIGHT NOW!

Caboose: "Hey Church, ever wonder why we're here?"

Church: "You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that has happened, you know what I learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douche bag."

Caboose: "...I meant why are we up here in the sun when we could be standing down there in the shade."

Church: "Oh. Yeah, okay. Let's go stand in the shade."

A great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. Then you can focus on it and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient and you hold still, well maybe, just maybe, it'll come to you.

Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people... it unlocks their death.

I AM CABOOSE, THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!

I think "BLARG" means... me. Or... apples... GUYS! Apples must be the name of his cat!...QUICK, quick! Is apples stuck in a tree? ...I will call the fire department!

Bow chicka bow wow!

Don't believe in anything simply because you've heard it. Don't believe in anything simply because its spoken by many. Don't believe in anything simply because its found in your religious book. Don't believe in anything merely on the authority of teachers. Don't believe in traditions because they've been handed down for generations. But after observation and analysis, if you find anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live it.

But who prays for Satan? Who, In eighteen centuries, has had the common Humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it must?

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

You might call them soft, because they're very reluctant to kill, and they might agree with you, but they're soft the way the ocean is soft, and, well; ask any sea captain how harmless and puny the ocean can be.

When kind men grow angry, things are about to change.

Because if someone gets angry all the time, it's really no big deal. But when someone usually doesn't get angry, it's scary.

Your kind always underestimates ours. You mistake good manners for timidity. You mistake self-control for passivity. So self controlled are we that we that sometimes we won't retaliate if you harm us. But if you — any of you — harm our loved ones, we will come at you like fanged, slavering beasts from the darkest of LSD nightmares. Believe it.

When does a man die? Does he die when he's been shot? No. Does he die when he's ravaged with disease? No. Does he die when he's been poisoned? NO! A man dies when, and only when, he is FORGOTTEN! Even when I pass on, my dream will come true! The hearts of the people will be cured...! THIS HAS TRULY BEEN A WONDERFUL LIFE!

Listen, bandits. I can have food or drinks spilled on me, or even be spit at and I'll laugh about it. However if for any reason you hurt a friend of mine I won't forgive you.

Risk your life on it.

Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds stupid. Besides, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.

The best revenge is living well.

The only ones who should kill are the ones prepared to BE killed

The moral of Naruto isn't hard work can overcome genius, it's that your natural gifts can only take you so far, and that there's always room for improvement.

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right. Mark Twain is lamp shading Naruto's and Sasuke's friendship.

The reason why I don't read romance novels is because it's to experience and to live for not to read about it.

The Paradoxical Commandments
by Dr. Kent M. Keith

People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.

If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.

If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.

The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.

Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.

The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway.

People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
Fight for a few underdogs anyway.

What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.

People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
Help people anyway.

Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway.

Story Progress:

A Sage in the world of Mages - Being re-edited. Naruto X Fairy Tail.

The Human's Saviour - Being re-edited. Naruto X Rosario Vampire.

Jinchuuriki at Mahora - Chapter 8 posted. Naruto X Negima.

The Justice of a Shinobi - In Progress. Naruto X Justice League.

Chakra not Magic - In Progress. Naruto X Dragon Age 2.

This is taken directly from Television Tropes:

Regarding Konan's ultimate paper bomb attack:

To meet the 600 billion quota, she would need to produce 228,159 paper seals every second for 1 month. That's 13,689,546 paper seals every minute; 821,372,779 paper seals every hour; And 19,712,946,700 paper seals every day for one month.In 2007, all the newspapers in the world only sell about 395 million copies per day (55 million in the U.S).Assuming Konan's paper seals have the same dimensions as a standard playing card (63 mm x 88 mm), 600 billion paper seals would have a surface area of 3,326 kilometers squared. New York City has a surface area of 790 kilometers squared. Konan's papers could blot out the sun in New York City four times over.A standard 52-card deck weights 94g. 11,538,461,500 decks could be made from Konan's paper: weighing at a total of 1,195,583 tons.One ton of non-recycled office paper uses 24 trees (each tree 40 feet tall and 6-8 inches in diameter). Without ninja magic, 28,693,992 trees would have to be slaughtered.The typical thickness of a playing card is 0.25mm. If Konan were to stack up all her paper, it would have a height of 150,000 kilometers. The diameter of Jupiter is only 142,984 kilometers. It would take a stack of over 11 Planet Earths to reach 150,000 kilometers.The total volume of the paper at 831,600 cubic meters exceeds the volume of the BP oil spill at 4.9 million barrels or 780,000 cubic meters. Konan's papers could soak up the BP oil spill.Konan's attack produced one billion explosions per second. If the amount of energy released from one of those explosions is equal to just one gram of TNT then the amount of energy release per second is equivalent to 1 kiloton of TNT. The total amount of energy released from the 10 minute onslaught is equivalent to 600 kilotons of TNT, which translates to 0.6 megatons. To put this into perspective:The Little Boy atomic bomb exploded on Hiroshima with an energy of about 15 kilotons of TNT.The highest yield nuclear weapon ever detonated was Tsar Bomba, at 50 megatons.The variable-yield B83 nuclear bombs in the current US arsenal have a maximum yield of exactly twice this estimate of Konan's total assault, at 1.2 megatons.This chart of nuclear weapon yields suggests that this estimate of Konan's assault would carry a total yield of somewhere between the Ivy King and the B83.Supposing four tags are the size of one book's leaf of paper, bound in sets of 200 leaves (400 pages), that's 800 tags per book. Squeeze those on to double sided bookshelves, eight shelves high, eight books per foot. Konan filled a library building, ten stories high, each story having twenty-two quarter mile long shelves. Imagine every sheet of paper in the French Bibliotheque Nationale exploding four times.It would be simpler if Konan had some kind of doubling power where she could split paper bombs into double the number of equal sized paper bombs with a fixed input of time and chakra. If she had, starting with a single paper bomb she would only have to employ this jutsu ceiling(lg2(6,000,000,000)) = 33 times. Then again, the implications of allowing such a jutsu to operate without bound are catastrophic- even according to the highest estimate, it would only take 186 applications of the jutsu for the mass of produced paper bombs to exceed that of the observable universe.

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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 161 - Words: 724,261 - Reviews: 9773 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 9/4/2005
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 259,804 - Reviews: 2780 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 3,378 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune Arc
The Battle Never Ends by Kenchi618 reviews
Taught from a young age to fight for his village, Naruto thought he knew what combat was all about. In the chaotic world he now finds himself in it won't take long for him to find out that he has absolutely no idea. There are no heroes on the battlefield.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 378,508 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U.
To Love 'Ruto by Drake Wilson reviews
Naruto wished he could understand women. Between Risa's teasing, Yui's lecturing and his adopted mother's blatant disregard of the standards of a mother son relationship Naruto was struggling to stay sane. Now a pink haired alien has declared she will marry him and her sister is trying to create him a harem as her father sends assassins after him. What's a guy to do?
Crossover - Naruto & To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 404,728 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 2,715 - Follows: 2,693 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Lala S. D., Yui K.
The Inquisitions' Tale by Naryfiel Lilith reviews
Thedas lies on the brink of the abyss, and the only ones willing to drag it out of the ashes are a group of strangers who are united only in their wish to protect their home. This is the story of how they withstood the fury of their enemies, and proved that bonds formed in battle are the strongest. (Inquisition Novelization, multiple Inquisitors and POVs) [ON HIATUS]
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 166,037 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 9/30/2015
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 299,525 - Reviews: 3512 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 4,714 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! First fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 626,423 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Lost Uzumaki by Silver Dragonfly reviews
Shanks was used to strange meetings on the various islands of the Grand Line. However, this one was unusual even for the Grand Line. A Lost Uzumaki is found and Naruto has no plans of not becoming part of his family. (A Series of Snapshots about the finding of lost family.)
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 115,914 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Naruto U., Shanks
Nora's Arc by Nutshop reviews
What if it was Nora that found Jaune in the Emerald Forest? Join our lovable members Nora and Jaune of Team JNPR as they partner up and set sail on the silliest adventure at their time at Beacon Academy! Ch 34: "Those smiley spice things don't make people happy at all! It was all a lie Ren... A LIIIIEEE!"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 198,066 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Nora Valkyrie, Jaune Arc] Lie Ren, Team RWBY
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 568,420 - Reviews: 8246 - Favs: 8,084 - Follows: 6,915 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Remnant's Reclaimer by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,801 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 3,504 - Follows: 4,189 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose] [Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long]
The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi by FoxboroSalts reviews
Naruto knew something was up the moment he landed in the strange forest; being sucked into the sky should have been his first clue. How's a shinobi supposed to adapt to such a strange new environment? Easy, one step at a time. Status @ 20th Jan 16: Updated.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 230,948 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Naruto U., Carla, Wendy M.
Color The Sky by Mystic Blade reviews
Connor's life at Davenport homestead brings a sense of family after leaving Kanathséton as he makes new friendships with the residents and finds himself slowly assimilating into one large family. He partakes in a part of life that isn't tied to the assassins while one young resident tackles the new wild frontier to carve a dream for herself as they cultivate their new community.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 250,091 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 12/10/2012 - [Connor K., OC]
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 340,214 - Reviews: 3360 - Favs: 4,630 - Follows: 4,385 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 285,578 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 4,272 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A.
AC3 Novelization by Mirror and Image reviews
[Complete] Desmond has at last reached the precursor site, and now he must dig through the memories of Ratonhnhake:ton to find the key to open the door. What lies beyond, only Juno can say. Rated for period language.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 416,564 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Connor K., Desmond M. - Complete
Son of the Seven Kingdoms by RantingRyuu728 reviews
William Baratheon is the second son of Robert and Cersei. How will the only legitimate child of the king affect the game of thrones? Will he have the strength to protect the home he's come to love? OCxArya, Crossover with Elder Scrolls.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 280,470 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/13/2014 - OC, Arya S.
Devil You Know by Surarrin reviews
My day had started on a down note. First Elaine had been sick, then I found out my mentor wanted to shove me in a straitjacket. It shouldn't have been a surprise when I died. But, nothing could have prepared me for my life being saved by a devil—or becoming one myself. Still, the magical girl was the biggest surprise.
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 209,173 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 2/3/2014 - H. Dresden
The Senshi Files: Silver Warden by Irritus185 reviews
When Harry saved a young electromancer from some bloodthirsty monsters, he never imagined the trouble that would await him. Now between all the faeries, demons, vampires, and rogue sorcerers trying to kill him, he has to deal with mini-skirt wearing soldiers of justice. In the name of magic, Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden will punish you!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,257 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, H. Dresden
Defining the Jedi by LMSharp reviews
A sequel to The Edge of Light and Dark. Previously Into the Gray. After a year of searching, Darden Leona, the former Jedi Exile, finally has found Revan, sometimes known as Aithne Morrigan. Darden Leona tells her old commander what has transpired since she has left the Republic, and why she should come home. LSF Exile/Atton, LSF Revan/Carth. No True Sith, Revan Really Fell AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 402,934 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Revan, Carth O., Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 5577 - Favs: 6,285 - Follows: 5,026 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Champion's Tale by Naryfiel Lilith reviews
Althea Hawke. Mage, warrior, and noble. Kirkwall's most devoted protector. But much of her remains a mystery, lost in the rumors and chaos as the Templar-Mage War begins. At the behest of Seeker Pentaghast, Varric Tethras, her most devoted ally, shares her story at long last. [COMPLETE]
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 350,914 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Varric T., Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,263 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
NMAC: Naruto Mahora Academy Chronicle by sunwraith reviews
After Naruto dies, he is given a second chance by Kami to live his life without the Kyuubi. But how will he survive being an assistant to a 10 year old boy teacher, and his class of teenage girls? Strong!Naruto NarutoxHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 283,766 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Of the Lesser Son by YaDingus reviews
Kaguya was a sore loser. Plain and simple. Now wandering the lands of a place called Remnant, Naruto finds himself stuck between helping the people of this new world and returning home. Considering his powers essentially equaled a nuke among homemade explosives it may just be easier to assist than he first thought. But things are never so simple at first glance...
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 70,929 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Naruto U.
The Universe by FoxboroSalts reviews
I stand before God and blink. "Hey," she says to me. "You're the new transfer student, right?" AU. Status: Complete.
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,999 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Haruhi S., Minato A. - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 6781 - Favs: 11,705 - Follows: 13,453 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 347,890 - Reviews: 4336 - Favs: 4,829 - Follows: 4,653 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Promises of a Wandering Hero by Neoalfa reviews
He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.
Crossover - Love Hina & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 119,785 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 3,187 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Shirō E.
Under the Flames by Dattebayo Devon reviews
Best known as a wandering mage and noticed for his disfigurements, Natsu travels Fiore in search of finding answers. But why does he keep encountering mages from Fairy Tail? And will they learn of his intentions and his deepest, darkest secrets? **Rehabilitating!**.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 312,817 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Erza S., Loke/Leo, Lucy H., Natsu D.
Façade by KlonoaDreams reviews
AU They still haven't noticed. Not Dojima, Nanako…not even my own parents. I have already come to accept this from my parents...they can't even remember what gender I am. The male Yasogami High uniform I received was enough to prove that. Until somebody figures it out, I'm Yu Narukami, a male student from the big city attending Yasogami High for the next year. Fem!Yu
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 388,920 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Souji S./Yuu N., Female Protagonist
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4138 - Favs: 6,086 - Follows: 5,217 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Fate: Heaven's Works by badliar 2312 reviews
Direction. A guidance given to a certain subject for it to be precise in its progress towards its objective. In the onset of the Fifth Holy Grail War, none of its participants thought that Shirou Emiya was a powerful threat. But guided by his improved distortion and trained in the arts of his personalized Gradation Air, he will become what his father had dreamed of... a hero.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 138,401 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Shirō E.
Son of the Western Sea by Mac Ceallach reviews
All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 62,869 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Percy J., Poseidon, Apollo, Athena
Ninja of Justice by DarkShadowRaven reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, one of the greatest heroes of Konoha, but somehow he disappeared and now finds himself in the DC Universe with no memory of how he got there. Out of options, he decides to aid the heroes and join the Justice League to save their world.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 229,008 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Karakura Adventures by Romez reviews
With this Academy in temporary closure, Ichigo finally returns to his home. Finally it seems like all the chaos will be left behind...or will it? Continuation of "Bleach at Youkai Academy!"
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 185,765 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Ichigo K., Kurumu K.
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Who would have thought that Harry Potter had living relatives other than the Durselys? Living relatives he could actually get along with, and were just as odd as he was!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,456 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 4,416 - Follows: 5,186 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Light Before We Land by Felicity Dream reviews
Older Fem!Percy Percy never planned on being a demigod. Now she has a father she doesn't want, answers she needs, and trying to understand her purpose in life now. And also, Poseidon isn't just the god of the sea. Older age makes one bitter, but earning her loyalty equals beyond a lifetime of devotion. Massive AU rewrite.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,726 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Percy J.
Gin's Notebook by Totoromo reviews
Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,504 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra
Swinging Pendulum by cywscross reviews
"Too dangerous to live," Central 46 declares. Locked up in Muken with half-healed wounds and helpless rage, Ichigo gets another chance to save his fellow Visored when the Spirit King whisks him away and offers him a deal. He accepts and promptly gets his ass dumped in the past. Like, WAY back in the past. Ichigo really should be used to impossible things happening to him by now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,793 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 7,471 - Follows: 7,188 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ichigo K.
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8464 - Favs: 5,888 - Follows: 3,685 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Wanderlust by cywscross reviews
"You're just like my brother," Kukaku tells him, eyes full of quiet empathy when she catches Ichigo sneaking out of the Shiba house in the middle of the night yet again, too tired to train but too restless to sleep with thoughts of Rukia's execution plaguing him and the foreign night wind coaxing him outside. "You want to run with the wind."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,668 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Ichigo K.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7080 - Favs: 10,075 - Follows: 7,168 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10482 - Favs: 11,311 - Follows: 7,758 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
RosarioKitsune by Acolyte of Truth reviews
After defeating Akatsuki, Naruto faces the greastest challenge of his life: teaching gym class at Youkai Academy. Of course, tormenting the students is just a perk that comes with the job. When conflicts arise, only one teacher can put them to rest. Of course, he starts most of them. A continution of CharkieSierra's story of a similar name. NarutoXShizukaXMizore and more!
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,615 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Naruto U., Shizuka N.
On Life, On Death, On Everything In-Between by cywscross reviews
The war rages on for ten years, and by the time it ends, most are dead and Soul Society has been destroyed. But Kisuke still has one more card to play, and he gambles it all on the one person he believes in to achieve the impossible. Ichigo accepts without hesitation. HIATUS.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 53,640 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Ichigo K.
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 4671 - Favs: 10,794 - Follows: 11,119 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Father of Demi-gods by xxAkuxx reviews
Naruto has done some amazing things during his shinobi career, but when he gets transported to another dimension, Meh. Becoming a Father to a Demi-god, he could deal with it. Becoming the father of 2 demi-children. Oh Shit. Now Naruto had to deal with Gods and Furies while keeping his children safe. Ordinary day for Naruto. Post 4th SW. No Flames. NaruxHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,972 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 3,973 - Follows: 3,644 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U., Percy J.
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 2,930 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Strawhat Theater 2: Our Mrs Monkey by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... Cover image provided by AquariusWind.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,528 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Nami, Luffy
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 12,491 - Follows: 11,630 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Fire Shadow of Fairy Tail by Paradox Jast reviews
War is hell. It took a while, but Naruto finally understood Pain's words. However, the war becomes the least of his worries when he is brutally thrust from his homeland into the great unknown. Welcome to Earthland. Population: Mages. Nin nin! Naruto x Erza, Naruto x Ultear?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,864 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 3,797 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3649 - Favs: 9,155 - Follows: 9,158 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The First Guardian by Flameal Ashcrow reviews
What if Kurosaki Ichigo was a lot more curious as a child? What if this led to him having an inquisitive mind? Just how much would this change the course of history? Let's find out, shall we? - Slightly AU. Rated M for sexual content and my dirty mouth.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,555 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Oblivious by TheRedGhillie reviews
After Naruto comes back from Wave he unknowingly wins the hearts of several kunoichi in the process. The worst part is that Naruto only thinks of them as friends. Extremely Dense NarutoxHarem. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,087 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Naruto U.
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 4,436 - Follows: 4,061 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Kitsune on Campus by Asha'man of Fire reviews
Naruto finds himself in a strange city, Mahora Acadamy. Unable to return to Konoha he begins a new life, but having to take take of a 10 year old mage and his class will prove difficult, even for him. Pairings undecided. Naruto/Negima crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 242,522 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Naruto U.
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6094 - Favs: 10,217 - Follows: 3,872 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10976 - Favs: 14,603 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Back To the Phoenix by SanityIsNotStatistical reviews
When Harry goes back in time Lily accidentally falls for him instead of James and hilarity ensues. Now he must get his parents back together and back to the future-all with the help of Dumbledore of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,254 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 3,766 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5631 - Favs: 11,504 - Follows: 3,599 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
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Jinchuuriki at Mahora reviews
A wandering Sage was summoned by a small child crying for his father. No idea what to make of this development. He decides to do the right thing and look after this child as his own. The child's name is Negi Springfield.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,500 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
A Sage in the world of Mages reviews
Naruto growing tired of his old life decided to make a new one, in the world of magic. Of course he doesn't know that magic is real but then again when has that stopped him from keeping an open mind.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,834 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Naruto U.
The Human's Saviour reviews
Naruto is sent in undercover by the headmaster to protect Moka from Fairy Tale
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U.