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Author has written 1 story for Criminal Minds.

I'm just a poor boy [that likes fanfiction.]

Nobody loves me [except my girlfriend.]

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The Poster by TheMinxy6 reviews
Haymitch finds an interesting item hidden away in Effie's room. HayffieFeels. First chapter T can be stand alone , second and third chapter M.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,389 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T.
Cookies and Lollipops by youdude reviews
An unsub hits JJ and Emily with something...now they're small children. How will the team deal with two little kids running around the BAU? Won a CM Profiler's Choice Fanfic Award for Best Humour and Best Emily/JJ.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,259 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss
The Hours by sienna27 reviews
Universe A: Story 2 of 3 - Sequel to Falling in Love with a Girl. We're now off canon, following H/P as they settle into couplehood and deal with Emily's illness. Happy ending story.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,088 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/4/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Take My Hand and Show Me the Way by MJ Duncan reviews
A smack upside the head from a two-by-four and a mild case of confabulation combine to serve as the perfect catalyst to help JJ and Emily shift their relationship from platonic friendship to something more. *COMPLETE - I MAY EVENTUALLY WRITE MORE FOR THESE TWO, BUT I HAVE NO PLANS TO CONTINUE THIS STORY AT THE MOMENT*
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 159,695 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
Weight of the World by RavenclawGenius reviews
Aaron Hotchner was a man who carried a lot of baggage, but he also wanted to help Emily with hers. H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,418 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 12/17/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Intensely Fierce by soccerstar11-5 reviews
Emily Prentiss is a master at keeping herself guarded. Jennifer Jareau is determined to break down those barriers to fight for a love she knows will be intensely fierce. But at what cost? Emily/JJ. AU slightly. R & R! T for now...may change to M later.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,223 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
Only Human by MoneButterfly reviews
Ashley Seaver's life changes dramatically one night, when she gets raped on her way home from work. The story is written through the eyes of the whole team.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - A. Seaver
Fun and Games by SillyOldThing reviews
Garcia makes a bet involving her co-workers...and get's a profile nobody wanted. Reid-centric. Ch. 38 up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,399 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 11/13/2008 - S. Reid
The Journey Back to Who You Were by ZashleyrulesWildcat4life reviews
6 months after Emily 'died' she returns, but she's not who she was. JJ wants to help, but will the walls that Emily has let her or will she lose everything she had, herself, her team...JJ?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,372 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
Life Ever Changing by LacytheRomanWerewolf reviews
*glances at title* Wow I suck at titles. This is my take on what Emily and Aaron would be like if they grew up together. HP JRo maybe others at a later date
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 119 - Words: 151,441 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Recidivism by Jay-Leigh17 reviews
Because the demons don't just disappear...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - E. Prentiss, Elle G.
Miss Trinket and a Mr Abernathy by TheDodoBird reviews
"You have to start somewhere..." Beginning with Effie Trinket's first year as escort, a story of how Effie and Haymitch became unlikely friends and more ... R/R is greatly appreciated! And as of 2 June 2012 - this story's been completed! I hope you enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 80,610 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
A Cyber Love Affair by Shadoe Dysteria reviews
In real life, Penelope Garcia is herself: outgoing, wonderful and fantastic. Online, she can vent everything. And she means EVERYTHING. Let's take a look into her blog, and, learn a little more. MxG HxP RxOC JJxW COMPLETE EPILOGUE FINALLY HERE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,712 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
in waves by effies-scrapbook reviews
Someone's gotta be a fatalist…and that someone has always been me, hasn't it? You're the catalyst of the grand old thing, after all, Haymitch. Just roles we are already in…why is it so different? /hayffie angst. feeeeeeeels.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
One More Time With Feeling by CherryJenn637 reviews
She had attempted to make herself presentable as she might have done years before but she couldn't find the strength to do much or to care, for that matter.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Five Times Haymitch and Effie Insulted One Another by sunshine2006578 reviews
...and one time they didn't. Rated T for language, R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
My New Addiction by LilHoodrat reviews
Just a short one-shot set during Catching Fire. When Katniss says some hurtful things to a stressed out Effie who comes to the rescue? quite a bit of swearing so if that's not your thing don't read. simple * - *
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
we found love by rockyhorrorgirl reviews
Requested via tumblr! Haymitch and Effie reunited after Mockingjay. Hayffie.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
how far would you go to protect the one you love by AdriannaAJ reviews
Emily Prentiss loves her job,but when one case becomes a little too personal, how far will she go to protect the person that means the most to her? JJ/Emily
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 69,728 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] [Santana L., OC] - Complete
BAU Facebook Fun by AdriannaAJ reviews
Companion piece with my story how far would you go to protect the one you love. BAU and glee club have fun on Facebook.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
Tears Burn When Scars Don't Heal by MeGkAtHeRiNe reviews
A fighting session gone wrong between two lovers strikes worry in the minds of their teammates. Is it a common occurance?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Don't Pretend You Care by karebear reviews
aka "blame it on the alcohol" - Haymitch and Effie through the years.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Silent Plea by DeborahSulkin reviews
Something has been happening to Emily and no one notices. Will they realise before it is too late? Warning: Abuse, rape, violence.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,030 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Mute by purrpickle reviews
It's a video none of them want to see. Emily captured, bound, tortured... Experimented on. But as the hours pass, it soon becomes obvious that the video itself is more damaging than the torture could ever be. Emily/JJ femslash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
Red Riding Hood by Sara Nublas reviews
A string of weird crimes going back forty years, a mysterious girl and a manhunt in the woods. The BAU rushes in the desperate attempt to rescue two of their own.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,311 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan - Complete
All This Time by hotchityhotchhotch reviews
Hotch and Emily have both left the BAU for their own reasons. As a last-ditch effort to glue their little family back together, JJ asks them to do something that will carry more significance than any of them ever would have expected. Rated M according to FFN's content guidelines. Contains some adult language and themes. COMPLETE.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 368,530 - Reviews: 3090 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Dangers of a Veela's Love by RedxRose reviews
During the second task, Hermione meets a beautiful creature. She tries to figure out what this beautiful creature's intensions are. Warning: Femslash, AU, very OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,219 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
The Cooking Lesson by REIDFANATIC reviews
ONE SHOT What happened in the cooking lesson at Rossi's house at the end of Proof? SPOILER for Proof
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/1/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Living Dead by Cellzo reviews
She returns to the BAU eight months later, Doyle dead. However, her once friends are giving her the cold shoulder and with nobody there for her, she falls into a depression. Can the team say sorry before they lose her - for real?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,558 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - E. Prentiss
Dysfunctional Family: The Teenage Edition by nikonic reviews
Third in the series of Aftermath of Minimal Loss and Trials and Tribulations. With four teenagers under one roof and increasingly dangerous unsubs, can JJ and Emily manage the ups and downs of family life without falling apart? Rated M later on
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 99,928 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Reckoning by Tigereye77 reviews
Spoilers for Lauren! When Ian Doyle realizes Emily Prentiss is still alive, he does the one thing he knows will smoke her out - he goes after her BAU family.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 111,181 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Once by MeGkAtHeRiNe reviews
She says it only happened once, but will it continue? Emily and Hotch centric, please, i like feedback. Ensures domestic violence!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Nothing Lasts Forever by MeGkAtHeRiNe reviews
Emily's daughter has been acting out, so she's sent to live with her father in California. When it becomes to much for the father, what will happen between Emily and her husband? - Emily/OC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - E. Prentiss
You Found Me by Smurf1001 reviews
When you're lost, who's gonna find you?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 88,590 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Off Limits by mindspsychoaddict reviews
After a chance encounter at a coffee shop Emily meets the man of her dreams...but he turns out to be JJ's brother. Emily/OC. Now complete!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 217,402 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Stand By Me by LoveMyMonkeyMan14 reviews
Doctor Spencer Reid is asked to keep a fifteen year old rape victim company, but a short conversation turns into much more. When something no one considered happens, Spencer swears to stand by her no matter what happens.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,669 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - S. Reid
The Three Faces Of Emily by greengirl82 reviews
Ian Doyle is dead, and Emily's back from exile. With a less than warm welcoming from those she left behind, Emily's back at the BAU. But she has one more secret... COMPLETED
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,903 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Notorious Silver Screen Fan Fic Challenge by Tigereye77 reviews
When Prentiss is asked to go undercover, it forces Hotch to face his feelings for her and gives Seaver a chance to prove herself with the team. My challenge parameters required me to make Seaver a main character, but definitely a H/P story here too.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,276 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Last Word by crazygal27 reviews
Emily does something reckless while trying to catch an Unsub and Hotch trys something different to make her see what she did was wrong. Just a short one shot. H/P.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Life After The Hangover by crazygal27 reviews
Sequel to The Hangover. Find out how the team get on after they returned from Vegas. Did anything else happen they have yet to find out about? Can they keep to the agreement they made with Strauss? Who's pregnant? H/P J/Ro Re/OC M/G.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011
I'm A Mudblood, Darling by TieMeDownToYourSoul reviews
"Mummy, what's a mudblood?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Teen Spirit by LoveChilde reviews
They've learned to expect the unexpected, but this was something new. When an unexpected twist leaves only Agent Rossi above the legal driving age, the team races against time to solve the case and restore their old er selves. Gen, supernatual overtones.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,725 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011
Caribbean Vacation by dinosaurxrawrxo reviews
Rossi makes an oddly out of character gesture and invites the whole team to an island on the Caribbean. So, let's run this over: They're on an island. In the Caribbean. For a week. Alone. What could possibly happen?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,157 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Distortion by PeanutNinja reviews
In world where everyone wears masks and has ulterior motives, is it really possible to find the truth? Spencer decides to toy with reality, but perhaps the consequences will be much higher than he anticipates.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,622 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
They Come in Threes by storyofeden reviews
Dr. Callie Torres knew that things happen in threes. What she didn't count on was Special Agent Emily Prentiss being the third.
Crossover - Grey's Anatomy & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Callie T., E. Prentiss
The Little Girl by MoneButterfly reviews
Emily asks JJ why her sister killed herself and here is her answer: Cecilia Jareau was keeping a dark secret in order to protect her baby sister.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Emily's very own stalker by barrani reviews
Someone is trying to impress Emily and make her love him. Will he get her? Will she survive? Dark story. Rape and torture.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,625 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
The Hangover by crazygal27 reviews
The team celebrate in Vegas after solving a hard case. However when they wake up the next day they don't remember a thing.Why can't they remember? Who has tattoos? Who woke up with who? Who got married? Who's missing? Idea from the movie, The Hangover
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,793 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
Exit Wounds by dinosaurxrawrxo reviews
When JJ comes back to the BAU she has to face more things then she thought, she has to face Strauss, Hotch, Seaver, the truth about what really happened to Emily Prentiss and even herself. JJ finds out the hardest wound to heal is an exit wound.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,989 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Dressing Room Drama by nikonic reviews
With Garcia as the bride-to-be, what craziness will ensue when the three lovely ladies of the FBI go dress shopping?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - P. Garcia, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Gang on Facebook? by Miko-Mo reviews
H/P going down on Facebook.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Weathering the Storm by nikonic reviews
After a tough case, JJ helps Emily fight her inner demons.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Intervention by mindspsychoaddict reviews
Emily is an alcoholic. Her team stage an intervention to try to help her, but when she rejects them what do they do? Eventual Reid/Emily. No Seaver, but there is JJ who is coming back!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,158 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Kittens Inspired By Kittens by Madam Mare reviews
JJ and Emily hatch a revenge plan. Sequel to Bedrock. Team fic with Emily/JJ
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Through The Fire by flashpenguin reviews
An UNSUB with a thirst for blood is terrorizing Arlington. When Em becomes his latest victim, Dave and the team must race against the clock to profile a killer with no set M.O. and save her before time runs out.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,517 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - E. Prentiss, D. Rossi - Complete
BoyLove at the BAU or Why Reid really cut his hair by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
The team finds a seemingly incriminating photo of Morgan and Reid, one thing leads to another and they are faced with tons of fanfiction written about CM. Emily finds it hilarious, Reid and Morgan not so much. Not actually slash, just shameless shipping
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Spy Games by LostinOblivion reviews
There's something to be said for experience, it helps you stand strong against the sharks. An alternative scenario for Emily's departure. Read A/N inside please.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,201 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Seaver - Complete
Who Are You? by mabelreid reviews
Sequel to Stranded. An encounter with a dangerous stranger changes Reid and Emily's lives forever. Slightly AU but also follows Cannon up to early season six Reid and Emily no Seaver, but there will be JJ
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,699 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
End Game by Silvereyes12 reviews
She came back, but they didn't forgive her. Establish JJ/Emily. ONESHOT. T for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Ever After by RaceTheWind10 reviews
SPOILER ALERT: This is my answer to Paget's last ep. This is the story of Emily and JJ during and after the events of that episode, continuing some years in the future to give them an ending. As the title says, this is the "ever after" part.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/20/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Calls to the Other Side by camiguin reviews
A series of voice mails Garcia leaves on Emily's cell phone. Takes place at the end of and after the season 6 episode 18, "Lauren." If any of you haven't seen that episode and you read this don't hate on me.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2011 - P. Garcia, E. Prentiss - Complete
Who's rescuing who? by mrytale2-5 reviews
Repost of my first ever fanfic story, Emily is abducted on a case and is rescued by a special person. Mentions of sexual assualt. Story starts midway through season 3.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 51,651 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Road Trip by dinosaurxrawrxo reviews
JJ and Derek plan a road trip, kidnap Hotch and Emily. Spencer tags along. It's the road trip where they really let loose, and regret just about everything.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Turkey Sandwich adn Cheese Wrap by MeGkAtHeRiNe reviews
Emily and Dave are speaking at a couple of seminars in Lima, Ohio. On Emily's days off from the speaking and ranting, she runs into Will, and things take turns from there... R&R!
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - E. Prentiss, Will S.
Five Days by MJ Duncan reviews
The five worst days of Emily's life ... and the one night that was perfect. JJ/Emily Femslash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
Aftermath of Minimal Loss by nikonic reviews
Emily deals with the emotional whirlwind of being held captive by Cyrus during Minimal Loss; spoilers for Minimal Loss Rating for femmslash, rape, and language Don't like don't read, but I love reviews
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,915 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Will Rants by queenofthelooneybin reviews
A quick rant by Will in response to all the fanfiction that makes him look bad
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Will L. - Complete
Run Away Little Girl! by MoneButterfly reviews
Emily is no longer able to compartmentalize things like she use to, so she finds another way to handle things. Warning: Self harm/cutting.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,813 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
It Gets Better by Kyra5972 reviews
Puck's Juvie sentence gets reduced to community service…that he completes working with the Trevor Project. One night he answers a call that shakes him to his core.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by AgentNote reviews
Emily has a secret, a secret she's keeping from practically everyone, but when a night of mayhem occurs, will her secret be revealed? Rated T for femslash and language. Emily/JJ pairing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
Brandy For the Damned by a starr in photo reviews
Drowning in lies is like drowning in quicksand, the more you struggle, the faster you sink. Lying is her job, but she discovers that while it's necessary to keep her charge safe, it's dangerous. Her job is difficult without her team searching too. R/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/5/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid
Kick the Habit by nikonic reviews
Emily has a dangerous habit. Will anyone be able to help her? Rated M for safety. Themes of self harm and friendship. One-shot
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Fairest of them by MadelineSnape Esq reviews
The team sets off to find an elusive Unsub, but what happens when he decides to make Emily Prentiss his next victim. Rated M for later chapters. H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,790 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Daddy's Favourite Fool by flashpenguin reviews
Rossi is approached by Strauss to fire two members of the BAU. Who will he choose? Secrets revealed lead to the ultimate show down. Only one will be the victor. Co-written w/Michaela123. Part of the SOUL SEARCH SERIES.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/29/2010 - D. Rossi, Erin S. - Complete
CBS done WHAT! by apracot reviews
What the team think of two of the characters on their favourite TV show being cut... sound familiar? This is dedicated to AJ and Paget! T for language
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Bare Necessities by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Twoshot. After a long and hard case, Hotch seems depressed and Emily visits him to see what's wrong and offer some comfort like only she can. Rated T just in case.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Falling in Love with a Girl by sienna27 reviews
Universe A: Story 1 of 3 - My version of Hotch & Prentiss' lives in canon, starting with their 1st meeting when he worked for her mother, taking them through mid Season 4 where things go AU. Colleagues to friendship to romance. 2010 PROFILER'S CHOICE CM AWARDS: Best Characterization of Aaron Hotchner; Best Characterization of Emily Prentiss; Best Het Romance; Best Overall Fic (tie)
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 136 - Words: 534,728 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Story of Us by bdd4evr reviews
JJ's critically hurt and Emily passes the hours waiting for the woman she loves to wake up by recounting their life together. Mostly T but some chapters will be rated M - will warn. Femslash - Emily/JJ. Chapter 32 is up - Please read and review.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,685 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
Hotch and Prentiss: Need You Now by Live-4-CM reviews
JJ and Emily get into trouble on the way to the Womens bathroom at a bar. Emily ends up hurt and JJ sends a text message to the team letting them know that they need them now. Once there something else happens.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Genius Got Game by dustytiger reviews
Reid and Prentiss are seeing each other, but Reid has a secret about another team member which could threaten his new relationship. The epilogue is up. All done.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 81,370 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
The Killing Joke by tfm reviews
An unexpected diagnosis brings two people closer together, but that’s the cosmic joke: the time we have left is never quite enough. Morgan/Prentiss friendship. Character Death.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Relapse by Jay-Leigh17 reviews
She was again lost in the sensation of the blood running from her body. The anxiety that was washing away. The tightness in her chest that eased with each drop." Mentions of self-harm. Contains Femmeslash. You've been warned. Now Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,536 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - E. Prentiss - Complete
The Game by Angel N Darkness reviews
What happens when the team get drunk and play a game? Read to find out! Rated M for some nudity!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
It Happened In The Past by Obsidian Storm reviews
This story is pretty much underway so I think I can add more of a summery - Emily was abused as a child, will the team be able to catch the man that did it when he comes back for her? This will eventually be Emily/Hotch
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
The bodyguard by happierhere reviews
Elle now owns a security company. The Prentisses are her new clients. Elle meets Emily.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - E. Prentiss, Elle G. - Complete
A Nerd Thing by tfm reviews
Sometimes their conversations aren’t exactly work related. Because really, what do zombies have to do with profiling? Reid, Prentiss, Morgan, Garcia - gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2009 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
SURPRISE! by egoofy34 reviews
It's a night full of surprises when Emily throws JJ a surprise party.... JJ/Will; JJ/Emily..... PLEASE READ AND REVIEW....
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2009 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Hotch's Find by FotoBridgeT2 reviews
A Cody Prentiss story Sequel to Prentiss's Find should read it first . Hotch must protect those he loves when things heat up for the Prentiss women!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Electronic Conversations by kdzl reviews
Emails, IM, and texts sent throughout the BAU. Oneshot. JJ/Hotch, Rossi/Emily, Reid/Austin
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Wedding Bells and Crawfish Tales by sofia-lindsay reviews
Dearly Beloved, we are here today to celebrate the love of two individuals. Femslash; don't like, don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2008 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Truth or Dare by encre d'esprit reviews
One-Shot. Inspired by TheSundayBlues. On a jet ride home, an innocent game of Truth or Dare unveils a shocking confession from Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Things That Go Bump in the Night by sofia-lindsay reviews
It's Crack!fic, and femslash. JJ/Emily. Written by sofia lindsay and darkbardzero.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/21/2008 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Prentiss's Find by FotoBridgeT2 reviews
While on a case Emily makes a startling discovery which changes her life completely. not part of my other series. Hotch and Prentiss romance...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,002 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Super Hero Family by FotoBridgeT2 reviews
A late night conversation with Spencer and Garcia, This is a companion piece to a case fic I am writing. A little one shot where Garcia compares everyone to super heroes. Enjoy. complete oneshot
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Horror Movies, Statistics, and a Lifetime by FotoBridgeT2 reviews
The team is stranded and stuck in a barn for the night...leading to a very revealing conversation for Hotch. Hotch/Prentiss and a team fic...very short. Complete. Humor/Romance
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Without You by sofia-lindsay reviews
“I’m not the only dark haired agent in the office that JJ is always around.” JJ/Emily, JJ/Elle
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008
And Then There Were None by Addicted Archangel reviews
A bit AU. The BAU wakes up in a locked down house and find themselves caught in a hellish nightmare. They are forced to participate in a macabre game of elimination - a game only one of them will leave alive. *** WARNING! Character deaths in later chapter
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,454 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
A Very Happy New Year by SilverTurtle reviews
Garcia's thrown a party and everyone is there. Is it the alcohol loosening their lips or is it just time for a change? One shot for Kayryn. EmilyJJ.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2007 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Parties by curlyred reviews
Reid accidentally gets a little drunk at a party. Just a little fun.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
The BAU's New Cancer by thehappysisyphus reviews
COMPLETED! What happens when a new agent who's emo, immmature, and extremely random joins the BAU? Who's also a GUY? Chaos, drama, angst, and maybe some romance. Please read! Other people like it! Check the reviews! Read and review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,038 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
Untold Sentiments reviews
After Rossi's impromptu cooking lesson, Emily and JJ have a much needed heart-to heart. Set after 7x02, gen/no pairings. This is my first fanfiction, so I apologize if it's flame-worthy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete