Hello! I'm Emilie Amelia *last name censored*. I'm fourteen. I'm currently obsessed with PJO, so that's where you'll see most of my writing. However, I also like the Hunger Games series, the Harry Potter series, and The Book Theif, so you'll see my writing there too, in time. Maybe Jurassic Park, but I'm honestly not sure. I also really like Maximum Ride!! I love Iggy!! Don't we all love blind pyros that can cook... sigh...
I didn't slap you! I hi-fived your face!
My door is always open, so feel free to leave
Second place is the first loser
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I swear to drunk I'm not god
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect!
A balanced diet is a piece of chocolate in each hand
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
When life gives you lemons, squirt it in the eyes of your enemies.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Don't follow in my footsteps... I run into walls.
If you think that Harry Potter is way better than Twilight, then copy and paste this into your profile.
“GOD created the world; everything else is made in china.”
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch the world wonder how you did it