TheDarkAbyssTheyCallMyMind
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Hello! I'm Emilie Amelia *last name censored*. I'm fourteen. I'm currently obsessed with PJO, so that's where you'll see most of my writing. However, I also like the Hunger Games series, the Harry Potter series, and The Book Theif, so you'll see my writing there too, in time. Maybe Jurassic Park, but I'm honestly not sure. I also really like Maximum Ride!! I love Iggy!! Don't we all love blind pyros that can cook... sigh...


I didn't slap you! I hi-fived your face!

My door is always open, so feel free to leave

Second place is the first loser

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I swear to drunk I'm not god

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect!

A balanced diet is a piece of chocolate in each hand

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

When life gives you lemons, squirt it in the eyes of your enemies.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Don't follow in my footsteps... I run into walls.

If you think that Harry Potter is way better than Twilight, then copy and paste this into your profile.

“GOD created the world; everything else is made in china.”

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch the world wonder how you did it


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His Greatest Wish by AndromedaMarine reviews
It has been Severus Snape's greatest wish to go back and fix his life with Lily. What happens when he suddenly gets the chance, remembers everything, and has changed enough to avoid Slytherin? Marauder-era, pre- and established Severus/Lily. 44/50
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 202,769 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Quizzical Laughter by Allium Banner reviews
This is a compilement of short stories based off of my answers to the quiz on my profile. This may sound stupid, but it is so funny and definately worth your time to read! Please tell me what you think! Rated T for mild "situations" and angry Gales.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Peeta M., Hazelle H. - Complete
What If? by slimygrimy reviews
It is Fred and George's first day at Hogwarts, but when they come to the Sorting Ceremony, a horrible thought occurs to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
After the Film by slimygrimy reviews
All our favourite characters give their opinions on the new Harry Potter film. Much hilarity occurs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Employee of the Month by GeorgenLunaWeasley reviews
Luna can't make change, she can't find things, and she breaks everything she touches. So why has George offered her a job, more importantly, why is he keeping her around? It might have something to do with an impure fantasy or two, or three, or four or...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2011 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Scream For Your Capitol by VividlyVisceral reviews
"I didn't do anything! T-They're just meant to kill me! Please- just kill me! JUST KILL ME-!" The story of an Avoxing.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Avox girl - Complete
The Rain Came by Stardust of Orion reviews
Story poem about a girl who is supposed to be a sacrifice to a monster so that her people will live.
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
Blue Lights in the Night by becca85 reviews
He never really paid attention to those blue lights before now.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Complete
The Rebels' Little Game by VividlyVisceral reviews
"I had a squad of men... until they turned them against one another... now all I have is a squad of corpses." The Capitol didn't create the Hunger Games... the Rebels did. Discover the truth.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
When Words Aren't Enough by MirellaArabesque reviews
The more times Tonks kisses her way down Ginny's body, the more words she can't bring herself to say. Contains sex and SELF-HARM. I mean it. Rated M most definitely. One-shot, Ginny/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - N. Tonks, Ginny W. - Complete
Finding Peace by zzzooe reviews
/"I'm in love with you!" Draco erupted, that single sentence echoing around the entire lake. "I've been in love with you ever since I first saw you, and it's killing me! You say you're the smartest girl in school? Then how come you didn't notice this!"/
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Girls Do It Better by albe-chan reviews
Playfighting turns into much more one bored afternoon between Ginny and Tonks. Basically, just SMUT. FEMME-SLASH. MATURE. SEX. ONESHOT. To be honest, my first stab at girl on girl. GWNT. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Ginny W., N. Tonks - Complete