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Joined 03-05-11, id: 2777324, Profile Updated: 03-12-15
Author has written 10 stories for Glee.

I also publish under the pen name lovememadly

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3847 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4077 - Favs: 5,623 - Follows: 3,828 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Long Overdue by Zavocado reviews
Ever since Blaine met Santana Lopez during their freshman year, she's been determined to make his sex life outrageous. There's just one problem: she's completely obliviously to who his perfect guy is. At least until now. AU, future!fic. Heavy on the smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,634 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blackbird by NotUnusual reviews
Blaine's parents move during Blaine's senior year, forcing him to attend a new school where he doesn't know anyone. It wouldn't be so bad, except he's being targeted by the school bully; Kurt Hummel. Blaine discovers that the best way to combat Kurt is to make friends with him, but can they actually get along? ..."badboy!Kurt" sortakinda Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,888 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Who Taught You To Use Your Hands by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Klaine. Blaine Anderson is a professional. Which means he does not have inappropriate thoughts about his students, and he most certainly does not act on them. Smutty & angsty.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Teach Me A Lesson by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Kurt meets Badboy!Blaine, and lots of dirty sex happens. Basically. This is essentially 1 part plot and 2 parts porn. Don't say I didn't warn you..
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Thunder Worship by sleepinnude reviews
Blaine has never liked thunder... Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt just wants to teach Blaine how to bake. Blaine just wants Kurt to stop licking the cake batter out of the bowl. The teasing is too much. Is this revenge for all of his eyesex? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
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Blaine Little reviews
All Blaine wants is a little romance. Only problem is, he's only four and a half inches tall. Throw in a true friend in need and a supercilious cat and you've got a Stuart Little-inspired story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,061 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Boys Like You reviews
With Blaine over at his house for a study session, Kurt gets a chance to practice much more than his French. A one-shot set after Boys Like Us.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
How Not To Buy Condoms Discreetly reviews
In which Finn finds himself in the same supermarket aisle as Blaine, and Blaine decides it's high time for some payback. Featuring inappropriate!Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
Boys Like Us reviews
Blaine Anderson never thought he would have any reason to venture near McKinley reform school, but that was before he met Kurt Hummel. A Badboy!Kurt fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,384 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Slytherins Love Gryffindors reviews
Kurt and Blaine attend a midnight screening of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and find themselves dealing with a little drama of their own.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Confess reviews
With Puck's help, Kurt attempts to serenade Blaine but things don't go quite as he expected. Set before New York.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Coffee High reviews
Blaine overdoses on coffee and needs comforting; Kurt is called to Dalton to help.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Touch Myself reviews
Songfic: Blaine indulges himself in some vocal masturbation. Set before Original Song.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Chocolate Kisses reviews
Blaine brings Kurt some Lindt chocolate. Finn is having major withdrawals.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Warbler Wedding reviews
The Warblers decide to marry Kurt and Blaine. Hilarity ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete