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TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
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95% WAIT LOADING...
96% COME ON LOADING...
97% I'M WAITING LOADING...
98% NEARLY LOADING...
99% FINALLY LOADING, SO CLOSE... !
Screw cookies - the Dark Side has COLA AND YAOI!
COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN
PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN
DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP
NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.
7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU
AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW
MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN
NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN
WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE
AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!
Copy and Paste...this is hilarious!! :-P
Try Not To Cry
Mom...Johnny brought a gun to school.
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mom, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mom, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mom, please tell Dad; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mom, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mom, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mom, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mom, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mom, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mom please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Dad, On that trip to the new zoo, I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mom I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mom, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mom, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mom all I need to say is, "Mom, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
If you are against abortion, or this nearly made you cry, copy and paste this to your profile.
Re-post this to help stop racism:
Black and White:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "
FAKE ASS FRIENDS/REAL FRIENDS (part1)
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. /Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what your number is.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for a while.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS (part2)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Will help me find your way when I'm lost.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Would ask food something
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
Rin: Does I ever cross your mind?
Rin: Do you like me?
Sesshomaru: not really.
Rin: Do you want me?
Rin: Would you cry if I left?
Rin: Would you live for me?
Rin: Choose Me or Your life.
Sesshomaru: My life.
Rin runs away in shock and pain and Sesshomaru runs after her and says:
Sesshomaru: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason I chose our life is because you ARE my life.
If you thought that was cute or lovey dovey copy and paste to your profile
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Konan: Slow down, I'm scared!
Pein: No, this is fun.
Konan: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Pein: Then tell me you love me.
Konan: I love you, now slow down!
Pein: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Pein: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, Pein realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want his girlfriend, Konan, to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
IMPORTANT THINGS MY BOYFRIEND TAUGHT ME!
1. Kakuzu taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. Kakuzu taught me RELIGION.
3. Kakuzu taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. Kakuzu taught me LOGIC.
5. Kakuzu taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. Kakuzu taught me FORESIGHT.
7. Kakuzu taught me IRONY.
8. Kakuzu taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. Kakuzu taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. Kakuzu taught me about STAMINA.
11. Kakuzu taught me about WEATHER.
12. KAkuzu taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. Kakuzu taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. Kakuzu taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. Kakuzu taught me about ENVY.
16. Kakuzu taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. Kakuzu taught me about RECEIVING.
18. Kakuzu taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. Kakuzu taught me ESP.
20. Kakuzu taught me HUMOR.
21. Kakuzu taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. Kakuzu taught me GENETICS.
23. Kakuzu taught me about my ROOTS.
24. Kakuzu taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: Kakuzu taught me about JUSTICE.
GASP. SEE? THIS IS WHY YOU MEN SHOULDNT USE PICKUP LINES :D
Sasuke: Where have you been all my life?
Suigestu: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Asuma: Is this seat empty?
Shikamaru: Your place or mine?
Neji: So, what do you do for a living?
Kimimaro: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Jiraiya: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Pein: Your body is like a temple.
Kiba: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Dosu: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Gai: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together. (YOUTH!)
(PS NOTHING AGAINST THESE COUPLE CHOICES. JUST EXAMPLES)
19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:
Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will show this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
These are actually on the labels.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On artificial bacon:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!
National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support.)
I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.
Your dreams have been answered: I’m here!
Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?
I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.
Good morning is an oxymoron.
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
First the good news—I made bail...
I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!
Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on loving you.
As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have. You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.
The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became cloudy and My tears were the rain.
I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshine and perfume the air with nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.
My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I love you.
If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history
Quotes I pasted that are awesome!
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?"
"I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick..."
"My day is not complete till I have terrified a complete stranger."
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
"It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn."
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
You say "Weird" like it's a bad thing
I have ADD, Attention Def-OMG! It's a butterfly!
Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied history are doomed to know its repeating.
I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
I use to have super powers, but then my therapists took them away.
“Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.”
“Life ends but revenge is forever.”
"Once the strings of fate have been tangled, they can never be undone."
"Wherever you go, leave your mark."
God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile. (and then get aspirin)
An apple a day keeps everyone away, as long as you throw them hard enough.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
"Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?"
"He handed her 11 red roses and one fake rose, he said ‘I will love you until the last rose dies."
Emo is short for emotional. Not suicidal.
True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you, and your best friend will be there.
When you look around and your world is crumbling, and when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to.
The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family.
Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the crap out of them at the same time!
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear them down.
They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same.
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life. -Green Day
The loss of a friend is like that of a limb. Time may heal the anguish of the wound, but the loss cannot be repaired. -Robert Southey
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. -Dr. Seuss
7 Ways to Scare your roommates
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is jerk cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
I am that guy,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who reads to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one that won't give up
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.
If you love your dad, post this on your profile.
Please read this:
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Ezlyluved96 (aka Renae), MyNameIsLambo, Crystal Prime, Fox of Magic, Sympathy for the Lost Love,
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Snowfur, Rainfire, Firehawk, Emberflame, snowfairy11730, Sunkissedvampire, Fox of Magic, Sympathy for the Lost Love,
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Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
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79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. (my brother tried this...)
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
40. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
45. One word: Flatulence!
46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
47. Do Tai Chi exercises.
48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
55. Leave a box between the doors.
56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
57. Start a sing-along.
58. Play the harmonica.
59. Lean against the button panel.
60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
61. Bring a chair along.
62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
63. Blow spit bubbles.
64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. 7
4. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
75. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!"
77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going. 7
9. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
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Mommy, I asked you what Heaven was like. And if we'd ever go there.
You told me: 'Heaven is peace and we'll go there one day and sit at His feet.'
I just never thought it would be so soon...
To the Families whose holiday was ruined by the sins of one man, possessed by the devil, peace be brought to his soul. Let us be merry for these people, 26 of God's children, and the Lost One, have made it Up, and are sitting at His Feet, where there is no proverty, where every tear will be caught, where everyone is equal, and free of sin and the Wolf who plots against our Shepherd.
We must remember, Earth is just an obstacle we must conquer before we can enter His Kingdom, our true home.
Let us Rejoice, they have found their way home.
Sympathy of the Lost,
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Fanfiction-NACIONES UNIDAS! ¿Alguien más ha notado cómo muchos de nosotros se lleva bien y hacer amigos de aquí y que puede ser de países completamente diferentes? WTH? Estamos aquí haciendo la paz del mundo en Internet y tenemos todos los embajadores y senadores y lo que sea que luchan con él! Si te das cuenta de esto (o leer esto y acordado) copia y pega esto y agregue su nombre y país (país es opcional) a la lista. DIFUNDE LA PAZ!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), IronhideFan1993 (UK), Sympathy for the Lost Love(Germany)
Fanfiction NATIONS UNIES! Quelqu'un at-il remarqué à quel point beaucoup d'entre nous s'entendre et se faire des amis ici et nous pouvons être complètement à partir de différents pays? WTH? Nous sommes ici pour faire la paix du monde sur l'Internet et nous avons tous ces ambassadeurs et des sénateurs et quelles que soient prises avec elle! Si vous réalisez cette copie (ou lire ceci et convenue) et collez-le et ajoutez votre nom et votre pays (pays est en option) à la liste. Écartez la paix!:Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), IronhideFan1993 (UK), Sympathy for the Lost Love(Germany)
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