Author has written 71 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Left 4 Dead, Kung Fu Panda, God of War, Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Happy Tree Friends, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Silent Hill, iCarly, My Little Pony, Shrek, Beauty and the Beast, VG Cats, Dexter's Laboratory, Harry Potter, Looney Tunes, Simpsons, Mythology, American McGee's Alice, Dead Rising, Invader Zim, Assassin's Creed, Ice Age, Donnie Darko, James Bond, Rise of the Guardians, Codename: Kids Next Door, Devil May Cry, Mass Effect, Mario, Pokémon, Misc. Comics, DC Superheroes, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, Death Note, Grand Theft Auto, Web Shows, Team Fortress 2, Mummy, Destroy All Humans!, Rango, Bully, Fantastic Four, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Teen Titans, Friday the 13th, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Housepets!, Jimmy Neutron, Twilight, The Room, 2003, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, SpongeBob SquarePants, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Monsters vs. Aliens, Duke Nukem, Human Centipede, Prototype, Madagascar, Dead Space, Torchwood, Watchmen, Wreck-It Ralph, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ninja Gaiden, Ben Drowned, Crysis, Digimon, Far Cry, Deadpool, Salad Fingers, Soul Eater, Walking Dead, Saints Row, Slender, and Tutenstein.
My name is Jack, I'm from the UK & I am here with a hurricane load of stories! :)
I have a Youtube Account: http://www.youtube.com/user/KJMusicalx
I support a variety of couples, go check out my Youtube account to see who and where they're from.
My age is classified but I can tell you I'm not religious at all.
I plan to hopefully become popular on this site as much as I do on Youtube!
Go ahead & leave critisism, that's bound to happen, but DON'T send me loads of flames! Please!
See the info below if you want to know lots about me:
Country of residence: British
Appearance: Nice try! But let's just say that I have brown hair and brown eyes.
Personality: Um, I'll get back to this.
Favourite colour: Blue, green, red & gold. I like black also but that doesn't count as a colour
Hobbies: Computer, XBox 360, Playstation 3, Surfin' da web, stuff like that.
Favourite websites: Wikipedia; Hotmail; YouTube; AddictingGames and of course, Fan Fiction Net.
Sexuality: Straight. I love Yuri though.. Does that make me a bad person?
Current ERBOH Winners (BTW, if you think the other rapper won, tell me in the reviews!):
ERBOH Winner list (Currently):
Episode 1: Kratos Vs. Crypto (Winner: Kratos)
Episode 2: Po Vs. Rango (Winner: Rango)
Episode 3: Ghost Vs. Evil Flippy (Winner: Evil Flippy)
Episode 4: Freddy Krueger Vs. Jimmy Hopkins (Winner: Freddy Krueger)
Episode 5: Walter Sulivan Vs. Dr. Doom (Winner: Walter Sulivan)
Episode 6: Nevel Papperman Vs. Kitty Katswell (Winner: Kitty Katswell)
Episode 7: Tails Doll Vs. Jinx (Winner: Tails Doll)
Episode 8: Mortal Kombat Vs. My Little Pony (Winner: Mortal Kombat)
Episode 9: Jason Voorhees Vs. Puss In Boots (Winner: Puss In Boots)
Episode 10: Gaston Vs. Judge Frollo (Winner: Gaston)
Episode 11: Peanut Butter & Grape Jelly Sandwich Vs. Leo Leonardo the 3rd & Aeris (Winner: Aeris & Leo Leonardo the 3rd)
Episode 12: Dexter Vs. Jimmy Neutron (Winner: Dexter)
Episode 13: Harry Potter Vs. Edward Cullen (Winner: Harry Potter)
Episode 14: George Romero Vs. Tommy Wiseau (Winner: Tommy Wiseau)
Episode 15: Jessica Rabbit Vs. Lola Bunny (Winner: Lola Bunny)
Episode 16: Squidward Tentacles Vs. Montgomery Burns (Winner: Squidward Tentacles)
Episode 17: Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Vs. Jeff The Killer (Winner: Jeff The Killer)
Episode 18: Dr. Cockroach Vs. American McGee's Mad Hatter (Winner: American McGee's Mad Hatter)
Episode 19: Frank West Vs. Duke Nukem (Winner: Frank West)
Episode 20: Invader Zim Vs. Dr. Josef Heiter (Winner: Zim)
Episode 21: Alex Mercer Vs. Altaïr ibn-La'Ahad (Winner: Altaïr ibn-La'Ahad)
Episode 22: Alex The Lion Vs. Manny The Wooly Mammoth (Winner: Alex)
Episode 23: Issac Clark Vs. Vladimir Makarov (Winner: Draw)
Episode 24: Frank The Bunny Vs. Captain Jack Harkness (Winner: Frank)
Episode 25: Rorschach Vs. James Bond (Winner: Rorschach)
Episode 26: Wreck-It Ralph Vs. Jack Frost (Winner: Jack Frost)
Episode 27: Father (Full Metal Jacket) Vs. Father (Codename: Kids Next Door) (Winner: Kids Next Door Father)
Episode 28: Dante Vs. Ryu Hayabusa (Winner: Dante)
Episode 29: Ben Drowned Vs. Sonic.exe Vs. ... (aka. Gold) (Ben Drowned, Sonic.exe & Pokemon: Lost Silver) (Winner: Tails Doll)
Episode 30: Jake 'Normad' Dunn Vs. Commander John Shepard (Crysis & Mass Effect) (Winner: Jake)
Episode 31: Koopalings Vs. Homunculi (Mario & Fullmetal Alchemist) (Winner: Koopalings)
Episode 32: Lucario Vs. Renamon (Pokemon & Digimon) (Winner: Lucario)
Episode 33: Vaas Montenegro Vs. Raul Menendez (Far Cry 3 & Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2) (Winner: Raul Menendez)
Episode 34: Creepypasta Free For All (Winner: Slenderman)
Episode 35: Deathstroke Vs. Deadpool (Winner: Deadpool)
Episode 36: The Reaper Vs. Te Amo, Rainbow Dash (Winner: Draw)
Episode 37: Courage The Cowardly Dog Vs. Salad Fingers (Winner: Salad Fingers)
Episode 38: Death The Kid Vs. Light Yagami (Winner: Death The Kid)
Episode 39: Niko Bellic Vs. Lee Everett (Winner: Lee Everett)
Episode 40: Pewdiepie Vs. Tobuscus (Winner: Pewdiepie)
Episode 41: General Zod Vs. Zinyak (Winner: Zinyak)
Episode 42: MasterMax888 Vs. Jack T Herbert (Winner: Draw - MasterMax vote from Flying Shark on Twitter)
Episode 43: Tutenstein Vs. Imhotep (Winner: Imhotep)
Your One And Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?
6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favourite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose..
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose..
California: You like an adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose..
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
And now lets see how many stupid things I've done!! (Bold is what I actually did!)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (You know, it's funny when it happens to somebody else, but when it happens to you...yeah...)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your mobile phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have poped a balloon n your mouth.
Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (True dat. Muhahahahahaha! >:D)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay (even though I'm not).
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem (not really...I don't even want to try alcohol when I'm old enough to do so).
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. (Damn straight! Russians are cool!)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST be tolerant for homosexuals, but not i dont have a problem with any homosexual person
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too (even though I don't and I may never will).
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I'll only be in a big group if I have to.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, arrogant and racist
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE (I get nose bleeds alot and I don't mind).
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Well, sometimes I read, mostly fan fiction and comics)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist (The only time I get afraid of fire is when I'm involved in one)
I'm German so I must drink beer, eat sausage, be Homosexual and be an annoying prick who is always in denial
I'm Black so I must own and be able to play a bass guitarI'm a GUY, so I MUST talk about sex.
I'm a CATHOLIC, so I MUST go to a Catholic school.
I attend mass EVERY week, so I MUST oppose abortion.
I'm a TRAVELLER, so I MUST live in a caravan.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST believe in leprechauns.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST engage in fist-fights.
I'm SPANISH, so I MUST fight bulls.
I'm SPANISH, so I MUST be a lady's man.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST kill homosexuals.
I live in AFRICA, so I MUST be poor.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have crashed my car at least once in my life, though I still have my liscence.
I'm from NORTHERN IRELAND, so I MUST either hate Catholics or join the IRA.
I'm a HOLYWOOD FILM-MAKER, so I MUST believe that all stereotypes are true even though their not.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a dead-beat dad or a dead-beat mam.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST pretend that I'm not racist, sexist or ageist even though I am.
I'm OLD, so I CAN'T read without my glasses.
I'm NORMAL, so I MUST be normal.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be bisexual.
I'm FRENCH, so I must be into fashion.
I'm a MIDDLE-AGED MAN, so I MUST watch the match.
I'm a MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN, so I MUST watch soap operas.
I WATCH STAR TREK, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm FINNISH, so I MUST spend half my life in the saunna.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST spend half my life in the pub (not really).
I'm a SMALL CHILD, so I MUST be a spoilt brat.
My house was SHOWN on TEEN CRIBS, so I MUST be spoilt.
I LIKE YURI, so I MUST be perverted (that's true).
The ones that I have in bold apply to me. Feel free to copy and paste and bold the ones that apply to you.
That boy you punched in the hall today?
Committed suicide a few minutes ago.
That girl you called a slut today?
She's a virgin.
The boy you called lame?
He has to work every night to support his family.
That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day?
She's already being abused at home.
That girl you called fat?
She's starving herself.
The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars?
He fought for our country.
The boy you made fun of for crying?
His mother is dying.
You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!
Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart.
In a bar, a white man said to a black man "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
I HATE child abuse:
My name is Joey
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake
I'm all alone
copy this in your profile.
Strange is bad, weird is good and
odd is you don't know what to call anyone,
weird is the same as different,
which is the same as unique,
If your weird and proud of it,
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Joey
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass it on.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the woman who cried herself to sleep, knowing that I'll never see my wife's smiling face, again.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?
[x] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns (i don't get why people are so afraid of them, they're funny!)
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone (only sometimes)
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up (only sometimes)
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[x] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets
Total: 12. Not bad if I say so myself.
Please help Japan! And please help all third world countries and end the debt and unfair traid. If you want to help, copy and paste onto your profile.
Thanks for stopping by! :)