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Joined 03-05-11, id: 2777914, Profile Updated: 11-30-15

Author has written 70 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Left 4 Dead, Kung Fu Panda, God of War, Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Happy Tree Friends, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Silent Hill, iCarly, My Little Pony, Shrek, Beauty and the Beast, VG Cats, Dexter's Laboratory, Harry Potter, Looney Tunes, Simpsons, Mythology, American McGee's Alice, Dead Rising, Invader Zim, Assassin's Creed, Ice Age, Donnie Darko, James Bond, Rise of the Guardians, Codename: Kids Next Door, Devil May Cry, Mass Effect, Mario, Pokémon, Misc. Comics, DC Superheroes, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, Death Note, Grand Theft Auto, Web Shows, Team Fortress 2, Mummy, Destroy All Humans!, Rango, Bully, Fantastic Four, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Teen Titans, Friday the 13th, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Housepets!, Jimmy Neutron, Twilight, The Room, 2003, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, SpongeBob SquarePants, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Monsters vs. Aliens, Duke Nukem, Human Centipede, Prototype, Madagascar, Dead Space, Torchwood, Watchmen, Wreck-It Ralph, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ninja Gaiden, Ben Drowned, Crysis, Digimon, Far Cry, Deadpool, Salad Fingers, Soul Eater, Walking Dead, Saints Row, Slender, and Tutenstein.

Hi everyone!

My name is Jack, I'm from the UK & I am here with a hurricane load of stories! :)

I have a Youtube Account: http://www.youtube.com/user/KJMusicalx

I support a variety of couples, go check out my Youtube account to see who and where they're from.

My age is classified but I can tell you I'm not religious at all.

I plan to hopefully become popular on this site as much as I do on Youtube!

Go ahead & leave critisism, that's bound to happen, but DON'T send me loads of flames! Please!

See the info below if you want to know lots about me:

Name: Jack

Country of residence: British

Age: Classified

Religion: None.

Appearance: Nice try! But let's just say that I have brown hair and brown eyes.

Personality: Um, I'll get back to this.

Gender: Male

Favourite colour: Blue, green, red & gold. I like black also but that doesn't count as a colour

Hobbies: Computer, XBox 360, Playstation 3, Surfin' da web, stuff like that.

Favourite websites: Wikipedia; Hotmail; YouTube; AddictingGames and of course, Fan Fiction Net.

Sexuality: Straight. I love Yuri though.. Does that make me a bad person?

Current ERBOH Winners (BTW, if you think the other rapper won, tell me in the reviews!):

ERBOH Winner list (Currently):

Episode 1: Kratos Vs. Crypto (Winner: Kratos)

Episode 2: Po Vs. Rango (Winner: Rango)

Episode 3: Ghost Vs. Evil Flippy (Winner: Evil Flippy)

Episode 4: Freddy Krueger Vs. Jimmy Hopkins (Winner: Freddy Krueger)

Episode 5: Walter Sulivan Vs. Dr. Doom (Winner: Walter Sulivan)

Episode 6: Nevel Papperman Vs. Kitty Katswell (Winner: Kitty Katswell)

Episode 7: Tails Doll Vs. Jinx (Winner: Tails Doll)

Episode 8: Mortal Kombat Vs. My Little Pony (Winner: Mortal Kombat)

Episode 9: Jason Voorhees Vs. Puss In Boots (Winner: Puss In Boots)

Episode 10: Gaston Vs. Judge Frollo (Winner: Gaston)

Episode 11: Peanut Butter & Grape Jelly Sandwich Vs. Leo Leonardo the 3rd & Aeris (Winner: Aeris & Leo Leonardo the 3rd)

Episode 12: Dexter Vs. Jimmy Neutron (Winner: Dexter)

Episode 13: Harry Potter Vs. Edward Cullen (Winner: Harry Potter)

Episode 14: George Romero Vs. Tommy Wiseau (Winner: Tommy Wiseau)

Episode 15: Jessica Rabbit Vs. Lola Bunny (Winner: Lola Bunny)

Episode 16: Squidward Tentacles Vs. Montgomery Burns (Winner: Squidward Tentacles)

Episode 17: Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Vs. Jeff The Killer (Winner: Jeff The Killer)

Episode 18: Dr. Cockroach Vs. American McGee's Mad Hatter (Winner: American McGee's Mad Hatter)

Episode 19: Frank West Vs. Duke Nukem (Winner: Frank West)

Episode 20: Invader Zim Vs. Dr. Josef Heiter (Winner: Zim)

Episode 21: Alex Mercer Vs. Altaïr ibn-La'Ahad (Winner: Altaïr ibn-La'Ahad)

Episode 22: Alex The Lion Vs. Manny The Wooly Mammoth (Winner: Alex)

Episode 23: Issac Clark Vs. Vladimir Makarov (Winner: Draw)

Episode 24: Frank The Bunny Vs. Captain Jack Harkness (Winner: Frank)

Episode 25: Rorschach Vs. James Bond (Winner: Rorschach)

Episode 26: Wreck-It Ralph Vs. Jack Frost (Winner: Jack Frost)

Episode 27: Father (Full Metal Jacket) Vs. Father (Codename: Kids Next Door) (Winner: Kids Next Door Father)

Episode 28: Dante Vs. Ryu Hayabusa (Winner: Dante)

Episode 29: Ben Drowned Vs. Sonic.exe Vs. ... (aka. Gold) (Ben Drowned, Sonic.exe & Pokemon: Lost Silver) (Winner: Tails Doll)

Episode 30: Jake 'Normad' Dunn Vs. Commander John Shepard (Crysis & Mass Effect) (Winner: Jake)

Episode 31: Koopalings Vs. Homunculi (Mario & Fullmetal Alchemist) (Winner: Koopalings)

Episode 32: Lucario Vs. Renamon (Pokemon & Digimon) (Winner: Lucario)

Episode 33: Vaas Montenegro Vs. Raul Menendez (Far Cry 3 & Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2) (Winner: Raul Menendez)

Episode 34: Creepypasta Free For All (Winner: Slenderman)

Episode 35: Deathstroke Vs. Deadpool (Winner: Deadpool)

Episode 36: The Reaper Vs. Te Amo, Rainbow Dash (Winner: Draw)

Episode 37: Courage The Cowardly Dog Vs. Salad Fingers (Winner: Salad Fingers)

Episode 38: Death The Kid Vs. Light Yagami (Winner: Death The Kid)

Episode 39: Niko Bellic Vs. Lee Everett (Winner: Lee Everett)

Episode 40: Pewdiepie Vs. Tobuscus (Winner: Pewdiepie)

Episode 41: General Zod Vs. Zinyak (Winner: Zinyak)

Episode 42: MasterMax888 Vs. Jack T Herbert (Winner: Draw - MasterMax vote from Flying Shark on Twitter)

Episode 43: Tutenstein Vs. Imhotep (Winner: Imhotep)

Your One And Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose..

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose..

California: You like an adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose..

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

And now lets see how many stupid things I've done!! (Bold is what I actually did!)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (You know, it's funny when it happens to somebody else, but when it happens to you...yeah...)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your mobile phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have poped a balloon n your mouth.

Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (True dat. Muhahahahahaha! >:D)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay (even though I'm not).
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem (not really...I don't even want to try alcohol when I'm old enough to do so).
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. (Damn straight! Russians are cool!)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST be tolerant for homosexuals, but not i dont have a problem with any homosexual person
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too (even though I don't and I may never will).
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I'll only be in a big group if I have to.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, arrogant and racist
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE (I get nose bleeds alot and I don't mind).
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Well, sometimes I read, mostly fan fiction and comics)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist (The only time I get afraid of fire is when I'm involved in one)
I'm German so I must drink beer, eat sausage, be Homosexual and be an annoying prick who is always in denial
I'm Black so I must own and be able to play a bass guitarI'm a GUY, so I MUST talk about sex.
I'm a CATHOLIC, so I MUST go to a Catholic school.
I attend mass EVERY week, so I MUST oppose abortion.
I'm a TRAVELLER, so I MUST live in a caravan.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST believe in leprechauns.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST engage in fist-fights.
I'm SPANISH, so I MUST fight bulls.
I'm SPANISH, so I MUST be a lady's man.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST kill homosexuals.
I live in AFRICA, so I MUST be poor.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have crashed my car at least once in my life, though I still have my liscence.
I'm from NORTHERN IRELAND, so I MUST either hate Catholics or join the IRA.
I'm a HOLYWOOD FILM-MAKER, so I MUST believe that all stereotypes are true even though their not.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a dead-beat dad or a dead-beat mam.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST pretend that I'm not racist, sexist or ageist even though I am.
I'm OLD, so I CAN'T read without my glasses.
I'm NORMAL, so I MUST be normal.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be bisexual.
I'm FRENCH, so I must be into fashion.
I'm a MIDDLE-AGED MAN, so I MUST watch the match.
I'm a MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN, so I MUST watch soap operas.
I WATCH STAR TREK, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm FINNISH, so I MUST spend half my life in the saunna.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST spend half my life in the pub (not really).
I'm a SMALL CHILD, so I MUST be a spoilt brat.
My house was SHOWN on TEEN CRIBS, so I MUST be spoilt.
I LIKE YURI, so I MUST be perverted (that's true).

The ones that I have in bold apply to me. Feel free to copy and paste and bold the ones that apply to you.

That boy you punched in the hall today?
Committed suicide a few minutes ago.

That girl you called a slut today?
She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame?
He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day?
She's already being abused at home.

That girl you called fat?
She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars?
He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying?
His mother is dying.

You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart.

In a bar, a white man said to a black man "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I HATE child abuse:

My name is Joey

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake

I'm all alone

copy this in your profile.

Strange is bad, weird is good and

odd is you don't know what to call anyone,

weird is the same as different,

which is the same as unique,

If your weird and proud of it,

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Joey

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the woman who cried herself to sleep, knowing that I'll never see my wife's smiling face, again.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?

[x] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns (i don't get why people are so afraid of them, they're funny!)
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone (only sometimes)
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up (only sometimes)
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[x] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

Total: 12. Not bad if I say so myself.

Please help Japan! And please help all third world countries and end the debt and unfair traid. If you want to help, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you think that people who say that Nintendo is for kids are idiots, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: SuperSmasher123, Kirbymepoyo, NinjagoZanelover, Special Agent Alanshee, Randomness Girl, Scooter Dracon, Duperghoul, KJMusical

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Epic Rap Battles of Pokémon Season 2 by Virizion 2.6 reviews

Based off of Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD's Epic Rap Battles of History, Pokemon are having Rap Battles with each other. Crossovers, OC's, humans, and especially Pokemon. Vote for the winner and vote for who's next. Check out Season 1 too in Matthais Unidostres account.

Crossover - Pokémon & Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,143 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 6/24/2014

Steven Universe: The Musical by The Lillie reviews

Exactly what it says on the tin. Featuring ten original songs and two songs from the show. Includes events of "Cry For Help", "Friend Ship", "Back to the Barn", "Sworn to the Sword", "Rose's Scabbard", and more. Ships include StevenxConnie, RosexGreg, RosexPearl, PearlxAmethyst, and possibly LarsxSadie. Disclaimer: I don't own SU or any of its characters, songs, or events.

Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 12/15/2015

Matchmaker Riley by hcsp1 reviews

One night, Riley's new friend tells her that she has a crush on one of Riley's guy friends and asks for help in order to get him, even though Riley tells her he's interested in another girl. While Riley objects at the beginning, some discoveries make her change her mind regarding the subject. Based on a true story.

Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2015 - OC, Riley, Riley's Emotions - Complete

Creepypasta: The Final Night by Douglas X. Pierce reviews

My idea of a 'free-to-play' arcade fighting game based on creepypastas! Enjoy and review! Parodies Mortal Kombat. Includes the characters bio and abilities, too. Involves 20 creepypasta characters, like Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, Widemouth, SCP173 and Zalgo! Has 6 exclusives for the Wii U. 25 DLC characters of more proxies, fanfic writers, sinners, Freddy Animatronics and ponies.

Mythology - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 24,000 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Complete

Standstill by UntoldStories113 reviews

Riley wasn't the only one Sadness watched over during Dream Duty.

Inside Out - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Sadness, Fear, Anger, Joy - Complete

An Emotional First Date by Angelic Guardian reviews

15-year-old Riley Anderson is about to go on her first date, and as expected, her emotions are running rampant. Oneshot.

Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Joy, Fear, Riley, Riley's Emotions - Complete

Purgetalia by IAmTheAwesomeMe reviews

March 21. For 12 hours it's anything goes from theft to murder. The Purge originally began with America, but news spread about how effective it was in keeping crime rates low that the rest of the world just had to give it a try. However, when the question of having the countries participate comes up after years of success, will they finally unleash the beast on each other?

Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Purge, 2013 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - England/Britain

Five Nights at Freddy's by Luxie14 reviews

Mike Schmidt is starting to get desperate for money. Bills are piling up and rent hasn't been paid in weeks. With the landlord on his rear and the threat of everything being shut down, Mike takes up the job of being the night guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Shouldn't be too hard...except the animatronics are in free roam mode and are trying to kill him...

Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,148 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Complete

The Substitute by PerkyGoth14 reviews

Gumball and his class get a surprise when Miss Simian announces she'll be leaving school for the week and they are to have a substitute teacher.

Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Gumball W., Anais W. - Complete

Regret by KyoKyo866 reviews

Based from Axis Powers Hetalia Episode 23.5. In the morning after that horrible night, Italy's body had been swept out to sea, leaving his spirit in limbo. Wanting to find his friends, he asks for Rome's help to find his friends again. That is, if they are willing to talk to the ghost of the friend they murdered.

Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,446 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan - Complete

The Multiverse of Fiction by writer of chaos reviews

Dear readers! Have you ever wondered what was on the other side of that tormentous fourth wall? The wall, that separated from the land of fiction from your own? If you did, then please let me give you some details. The world of fiction finally opens for all to see.

Crossover - X-overs & Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014

Fireproof by Gamer Guy aka. Batman reviews

A multichapter Spilight oneshot; He may be fireproof but he's not immortal, Spike saves Twilight's life but will it cost him his own? How will this event change the lives of two best friends? Don't worry nobody dies but still a tragic event Chapter 2 out soon!

My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,482 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike

It Takes Two to Party by LeelaSmall reviews

Pinkie has been exchanging letters with Cheese Sandwich, and when he says he's coming to town she is happy, but is her happiness related to just seeing him, or does she have deeper feelings for the party planning pony? Simple CheesePie one-shot. The second chapter is a personal note, read it if you want.

My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pie] - Complete

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon by Matthais Unidostres reviews

Exactly what it sounds like. Pokemon having Rap Battles with each other. Based off of NicePeter's Epic Rap Battles of history of course. Vote for winners and future battles.

Crossover - Pokémon & Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 49 - Words: 26,402 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012

Creepy Battles 2013: Spooky Beginings by Douglas X. Pierce reviews

I DON'T OWN DEATH BATTLES! It's creepypasta vs creepypasta! Features Jeff the Killer VS Slenderman, Laughing Jack VS Eyeless Jack, Hypno VS Ben, Widemouth VS Grinny cat, and Sonic. EXE VS Tails Doll

Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Complete

Lets ask the Saints! by TheGoldLily reviews

Here you can ask any Saints Row character questions or to do whatever you like! (Rating is T for a reason, had to reupload this, sorry, and please do your questions/request through PM, thank you! )

Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013

Axis Powers vs The Mob of the Dead by the-hunger-jaws reviews

When the Axis are imprisoned on Alcatraz, they meet a group of gangsters that share a common desire...escape. But when zombies attack, they and a guard must do two things, blow up stuff and escape. Rated M for Violence, blood and Romano's mouth. Contains my OC.

Crossover - Call of Duty & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Tank D., N. Italy, Germany

Epic Rap Battles of Fanfiction by i am the hope of the universe reviews

now me and ashbringer36 are starting a new series now we each wrote the lyrics for a character batman:i am the hope of the universe Sun Tzu:ashbringer36 and this is fanmade so nicepeter epiclloyd if you read this please don't sue us

X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013

World War III by vaticancameos221b reviews

World War III has begun and countries are getting hurt left and right, yet many still fight strongly. A tale of epic proportions telling of determination, friendship, and love. A very feel-filled story, a warning to those who get emotional easily.

Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Complete

OffRhythm by KnightMysterio reviews

Vinyl Scratch, also known as DJ-P0n3, is one of the most famous DJs in Canterlot. But lately, she's been feeling like something's missing in her life. And then a gray Earth pony mare shows up at her club one night...

My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,302 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Vinyl Scratch, Octavia - Complete

Silently Screaming by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews

"You idiot! You have to stop- you're killing yourself! Moron...America...please, stop...I'm sorry..." **US/UK, ANGST, HARD YAOI**

Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - America, England/Britain

The CheckUp Blues by XSomeGuyX reviews

The Cakes are trying to get Pinkie to her annual doctor's appointment but nothing's that simple when it involves Pinkamena Diane Pie. It will take the joint forces of her friends in order to drag her to that appointment on time.

My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Pinkie Pie

Between Outerscope and the Sleestaks by sailorhathor reviews

Candle Cove. You have to admit, some of those special effects were so scary-looking that you can understand why adults describe a great fondness for the shows of their childhood mixed with an overwhelming feeling of terror. In between discussions of the creepy puppets from "Outerscope" and the Sleestaks, "Candle Cove" comes up again and again.

Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Complete

Nightmares and Jack Frost by frostandpitch reviews

Pitch runs into Jack on accident. Oneshot.

Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Pitch, Jack Frost

Corrupt My Little Pony:Season3Episode1 by PinkamenaDianaPie reviews

When my friend Rebecca asks me to sleepover her house and tells me that the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 3 Pilot episode is haunting her, I took it as a joke. But when I saw the contents of that episode, I realized that "Friendship" ALWAYS has an "end" in it.

My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete

Luna Game by Joshweiser22 reviews

This is the story that's inferred throughout the amazingly disturbing Luna Game created by an anonymous source. I suggest you play the game before reading this, however, if you're easily scared, you might not want to play it at all. You've been warned...

My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete

Rainbow Dash's Baby Shower by Villain84 reviews

Rainbow Dash is pregnant with Soarin's child, so Pinkie Pie and the rest of the mane six, along with Princess Cadence, Spitfire, and Derpy, all get together to throw her a baby shower, showering her with gifts and just catching up with each other. Featuring a brief appearance of Queen Chrysalis. Just a little oneshot. Check it out. Please review!

My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Soarin - Complete

I Don't Want to Grow Up by The L33t One reviews

Spike's birthday is coming up, but he's afraid somebody's going to get hurt so he runs away. When Twilight sets out to look for him, she finds feelings that were locked deep inside of her. Spike x Twilight

My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike - Complete

Slendermane by harrilizer444 reviews

One uneventful day, Rainbow Dash scares Pinkie Pie with a story about Slendermane but Applejack denies the existence of the mythical creature, causing the two hot headed ponies to debate whether it exists or not. Hilarity ensues as the two mares search for Slendermane in Whitetail Wood with just two flashlights and one big ego.

My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete

Unconditional by MadManMatt64 reviews

Right before Aeris makes the biggest mistake of her life, she learns that Leo's love for her is pure and unconditional. (Used to be called Unrequited, but then someone pointed out that it didn't make any sense that way)

VG Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Complete

The Pandemic by deanielove reviews

Russia discovers a new game and decides to play it, little does he know that what happens in the game actually happens in real life.

Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Russia

GridLocked by The Young and Free Dragon reviews

A spell cast on Spike causes him to fall in love with Twilight Sparkle. But how strong a spell is it and what will it mean for their relationship as well as Twilight's studies? Rated T for sexual situations.

My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,234 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike

A Complicated Emotion by Tarkana262 reviews

Dory pondered why she had reacted so strongly to Marlin's departure. She had been left behind to many times before; why had that time been so different?

Finding Nemo - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Dory, Marlin - Complete

Love Is Everywhere by iPony reviews

A group of one-shots where YOU, the audience, get to choose what pairing I write about! It can be slash, femslash, straight...all pairings are welcome!

My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011

Love by Mighty ANT reviews

It's the strangest thing... Centipede/Spider -Short Drabble-

James and the Giant Peach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Complete

Couture Collaboration by Chatelier reviews

Photo Finish and Hoity Toity try to make it work, all for the love of fashion and Canterlot Fashion Week.

My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Photo Finish, Hoity Toity - Complete

A Pony in Passing by Drax99 reviews

If you could hug a pony, would you die happy?

My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Pinkie Pie - Complete

MK KFP by monkeycyborgninja reviews

Po and Tigress go up to the mountains to search for the legendary Kave of Mastery. But once they find it they somehow get dragged into a tournament whose out come will determine the fate of an entire realm.

Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,587 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Complete

Nine Lives by PrototypeLova reviews

"Well my mother once said, cats have nine lives. She said that a month before cancer took her. Ironic." Leo/Aeris

VG Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011

Mortal Total Interview by Shrull reviews

Send questions to your favourite mortal kombat character and they will answer it for you. COMPLETE

Mortal Kombat - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Complete

Pretty Sure It's a Miracle by queerstarks reviews

Takes place after Kung Fu Panda 2! Tigress needs someone to talk to, and Po is always there for her. He gets to see a side of Tigress no one even knew existed. What happens when their feelings are confessed? Chapter 5 is up! Tigress/Po

Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,787 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Po, Tigress

KFP Interviews by queerstarks reviews

I am interviewing my favorite characters in Kung Fu Panda, and some of them end up admitting things they really hoped wouldn't be brought up...

Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Po, Tigress

Finding out by KungFuPandaFanatic reviews

It seems Po and Tigress have found out people have wrote stories about them on a site called FanFiction will they like it or will they just think its weird.

Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Po, Tigress - Complete

Jealousy by Anki-Shai reviews

Po is just confused. Tigress is just...well, jealous.

Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Po, Tigress - Complete

The Legend Of The Fabulous Killjoys by NOOOOOOOO reviews

An interpretation of what I've seen in My Chemical Romance's videos for Na Na Na and SING. It follows the story line of the videos, but give the characters some depth that I think they should have. Read this. Or don't, whichever. Rated M for language.

Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011

Tigress Reviews FanFics by Cryztalix reviews

Tigress answers a CRAP LOAD of questions to the bunnies and explains..'other things'. If you're an 'under appreciated reviewed author', THIS IS THE STORY FOR YOU! So read- and review, or Tigress will get u! HEY, THAT RHYMED! lol humorous semi crack fic.

Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Tigress - Complete

After inner peace by OswaldnJenny reviews

Warning do not read if you haven't see Kung Fu Panda 2! After Shen is gone... Tigress gets a hug...

Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Po, Tigress - Complete

The Black Parade by Tindra44 reviews

When you die, you aren't greeted by a bright light or an angel...you are greeted by the Black Parade. MCR fic

Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2011

Pinkamina by Sithicus reviews

Pinkie came home from the Gala depressed and forlorn, so who could hope to comfort her after the worst disaster of all disastrous parties? Pinkamina Diane Pie, that's who.

My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete

Song Night by TehFallenOne reviews

Smoker sits around pondering the idiocy of his fellow infected when suddenly he gets a surprise visitor, who leads to another, and another, and another. My first one shot. Yay.

Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Smoker - Complete

Scary Movies Suck! by MyRoadOfBlood reviews

Panty just can't stand Stocking's crap movies. Especially when Stocking won't pay attention to them. PantyxStocking yuri, EXTREME FLUFF, slight OOC; apologies for a slightly sweet Panty.

Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ＆ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete

When worlds collide: A tale of two by Sengo OpalKnife reviews

Lucario is taking a nap when he has a strange dream about a digimon named Renamon. When their paths do indeed cross, they form a bond unlike any other. A LucarioxRenamon crossover fanfic.

Crossover - Pokémon & Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Lucario, Renamon

Public Service Announcement: The Karma Charger by Mr. Cuddles reviews

The Karma Charger is always watching... Rated T for violence

Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Charger - Complete

The Right Alice by Faunamon reviews

Tarrant and Mallymkun debate over whether Alice Kingsleigh was, in fact, the "right" Alice. Oneshot.

Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Dormouse/Mallymkun - Complete

Confessions and Confectionary Delights by Kittie Darkhart reviews

Just to get this out of my system. Post Game. An invitation to the March Hare's tea party leaves Alice in a terrible position - a circumstance in which she can no longer set aside. Confessions, cakes, and a good dose of tea. Insanity ensues. Alice/Hatter

American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,516 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter - Complete

Panini to the Rescue by Beckolyn reviews

Panini saves Chowder.

Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete

The Yellow Avenger by SOLmaster reviews

SpongeBob becomes the new superhero of Bikini Bottom, but will he face obstacles that come with the price of being a hero, like Plankton with a new plan to take over the world? Read and Review.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,561 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - SpongeBob - Complete

Because Reality TV Sucks by Tyra Kinami reviews

Another innocent day in the lives of 30 seconds to mars. Until Shannon, Jared, and Tomo get zapped into the TV that Tim is watching. Rated mature just because there is quite a bit of cursing.

X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete

Trapped In The Closet by DarksideSonic reviews

Just read it and see why I have issues R&R please...it's pretty funny in a stupid way. Flame if you want also I don't care.

Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007

Like Toy Soldiers by YodasPatawan reviews

Rating for curses. Ok its a song fic to Eminem's Like toy Soliders (GO EM). During battle 1 was shot and 5 was by his side the whole time. Full Sum inside. One-shot. If you review this I'll review yours! SEAGULLS StILL StILl RuLe! BTW after a few reviews

Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete

Long Night by The Lilty Warrior reviews

(TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE) Takes place after the movie. Sarah has a rough night - and help from a team mate leads her to talk to Joe which results in an understanding of feelings. Rated for some language and a light romantic situation.

Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2004

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The Reaper 2: Blood Harvest reviews

More blood shed! More death! More horror! The Grim Reaper Killer is back once again! But this time, he's not working alone. Can Nutty, Flaky & Flippy stop these madmen before it's too late? Rated M for strong language, sexual content and bloody violence. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Nutty, Flippy, Flaky

Creepypasta: The Civil War Anthology reviews

When the apocalypse wipes out the Over Realm, Zalgo decides to expand the Under Realm to occupy the remains of the Over Realm. However, not everyone agrees with this new policy and the Under Realm has been split into two sides: The Mergers and the Chancers. One realm. Two sides. No way this can end well. Creepypasta musical fic. Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Mythology & Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Slender, Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 43 reviews

This is my forty-third episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Tutenstein Vs. Imhotep. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Mummy & Tutenstein - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Imhotep - Complete

The Reaper reviews

23 days before Halloween, a figure in a Grim Reaper costume is murdering innocent people. Can the HTF Town Police stop this madman before it's too late? R&R. Rating may change. Don't like? Don't read!

Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,279 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Flaky, Nutty - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 42 reviews

This is my forty-second episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is MasterMax888 Vs. Jack T Herbert. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Complete

Berühre Mich Dort reviews

When Grinny experiences odd stains around his crotch every morning with his friend Mr. Widemouth, he questions if he is responsible, leading to possibly the best night of his life. Grinny X Mr. Widemouth yaoi lemon. Pasta Monsters fan fic. Rated M for strong language and strong sexual content. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Misc. Comics & Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 41 reviews

This is my forty-first episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is General Zod Vs. Emperor Zinyak. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - DC Superheroes & Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Complete

2Fort reviews

Experience the tale of an average Team Fortress 2 player's trip down a mysterious incident he had whilst playing on the popular capture the flag map 2Fort. Second (sorta-kinda) creepypasta(-ish). Rated M for strong language and sexual imagery. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete

Equestria Hauntings reviews

Discover the chain of events at a haunted camp ground that led to the disappearence of 4 friends. With your host, Hoity Toity. Rated T for scary stuff and later chapters. Don't like? Don't read! R&R! (Story discontinued.) (Writer contest active! See recent chapter for details.)

My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 40 reviews

This is my fortieth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Pewdiepie Vs. Tobuscus. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/21/2014 - PewDiePie, Tobuscus - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 39 reviews

This is my thirty ninth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Niko Bellic Vs. Lee Everett. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Grand Theft Auto & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Niko B., Lee E. - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 38 reviews

This is my thirty eighth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Death The Kid Vs. Light Yagami. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Death Note & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Light Y., Death The Kid - Complete

Zero Tolerance reviews

If you were made to keep your real self locked deep inside, forced to live a lie in the real world so that you wouldn't be ridiculed for being yourself, how long will it take for you until you snap from the pain? Colt-cuddling. Rumble X Button Mash, Rumble X Scootaloo & Button Mash X Sweetie Belle. Anti-homophobia story. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 37 reviews

This is my thirty seventh episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Courage The Cowardly Dog Vs. Salad Fingers. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Courage: The Cowardly Dog & Salad Fingers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Courage, Salad Fingers - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 36 reviews

This is my thirty sixth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This time, it's the 4 main characters from 'The Reaper' Vs. the 4 main characters from 'Te Amo, Rainbow Dash'. Be sure to read both stories first, as this rap battle will contain major spoilers for them both. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - My Little Pony & Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Soarin, Rainbow Dash, Nutty, Flaky

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 35 reviews

This is my thirty fifth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Deathstroke Vs. Deadpool. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - DC Superheroes & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 34 reviews

This is my thirty fourth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition and my first Halloween special! This is a creepypasta free for all. Includes Slenderman, Jeff The Killer, Ben, Sonic.exe, Laughing Jack, and many more! R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Complete

Black Roses reviews

This is a fan fiction inspired by xComicKittyx's comic Pasta Monsters on deviantART, which is in turn based on various creepypastas. It's set after the events in the comic and follows Jeff confessing his love for Mrs. P one night. Jeff The Killer X Ms. P shipping story. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Misc. Comics & Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 33 reviews

This is my thirty third episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Vaas Montenegro Vs. Raul Menendez. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Call of Duty & Far Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/30/2013 - R. Menendez - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 32 reviews

This is my thirty second episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Lucario Vs. Renamon. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Pokémon & Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Lucario, Renamon - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 31 reviews

This is my thirty first episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is the Koopalings Vs. the Homunculi. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Mario & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Koopalings - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 30 reviews

This is my thirtieth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Jake 'Normad' Dunn Vs. Commander Shepard. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Mass Effect & Crysis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Clone Shepard (M), Jake Dunn/Nomad - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 29 reviews

This is my twenty ninth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Ben Drowned Vs. Sonic .exe Vs. Gold (with a special guest appearance from a previous Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition episode). R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Mythology & Ben Drowned - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - BEN (entity) - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 28 reviews

This is my twenty eighth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Ryu Hayabusa Vs. Dante. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Devil May Cry & Ninja Gaiden - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Dante - Complete

Te Amo, Rainbow Dash reviews

This is my attempt at a Shakespeare-style tragedy with MLP characters. Based on 'Cupcakes' but the concept is so complex, you'd need to read the story to learn what it's about. R&R! Don't Like? Don't Read! Rated T for violence, mild language and some suggestive scenes.

My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,408 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Soarin, Braeburn, Pinkie Pie - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 27 reviews

This is my twenty seventh episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Father Vs. Father. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Codename: Kids Next Door & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Benedict U./Father, Father - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 26 reviews

This is my twenty fifth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition & my first christmas special rap battle. This is Wreck-It Ralph Vs. Jack Frost. 5th Collab with Villian84. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Jack Frost, Wreck-It Ralph - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 25 reviews

This is my twenty fifth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Rorschach Vs. James Bond. 4th Collab with Villian84. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - James Bond & Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/17/2012 - James Bond/007, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 24 reviews

This is my twenty fourth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Frank Vs. Captain Jack Harkness. 3rd Collab with Villian84. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Donnie Darko & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Frank, Jack H. - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 23 reviews

This is my twenty third episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Issac Clark Vs. Vladimir Makarov. 2nd Collab with Villian84. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Call of Duty & Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Vladimir Makarov, Isaac C. - Complete

Mortal Kombat Kombatant Files: Jeff The Killer reviews

This is what I think Jeff The Killer would be like if he was a playable character in Mortal Kombat 9. Rated T for violence. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 22 reviews

This is my twenty second episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Alex The Lion Vs. Manny The Wooly Mammoth. Collab with Villian84. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Ice Age & Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Manny - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 21 reviews

This is my twenty first episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Alex Mercer Vs. Altaïr ibn-La'Ahad. Released in honour of Assassin's Creed 3. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Altaïr, Alex M./Zeus - Complete

The Ponyville Curse reviews

This is a first-hand account of a 16 year old boy from Edinburgh as he falls victim to a supposed 'curse' after watching a missing episode. Creepypasta written for Halloween. Rated T for Violence. R&R! Don't Like? Don't Read!

My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Spike - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 20 reviews

This is my twentieth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Invader Zim Vs. Dr. Josef Heiter. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Invader Zim & Human Centipede - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Zim - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 19 reviews

This is my nineteenth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Frank West Vs. Duke Nukem. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Dead Rising & Duke Nukem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Frank W. - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 18 reviews

This is my eighteenth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Dr. Cockroach Vs. American McGee's Mad Hatter! R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Mad Hatter, Dr. Cockroach - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History Trailer reviews

Well, this is a trailer for a project I'm working on with SSBBFAN. Check it out once it's complete and stay tuned. Don't like? Don't read! R&R.

Crossover - Mortal Kombat & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 17 reviews

This is my seventeenth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Vs. Jeff The Killer with suprise cameo at the end ! R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Mythology & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Johnny C. - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History:Episode 16 reviews

This is my 16th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Squidward Tentacles Vs. Montgomery Burns. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Simpsons & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Montgomery Burns, Squidward - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 15 reviews

This is my 15th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Jessica Rabbit Vs. Lola Bunny. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Looney Tunes & Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Lola Bunny, Jessica R. - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 14 reviews

This is my 14th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is George Romero Vs. Tommy Wiseau. Doubt this'll be popular. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Call of Duty & The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 13 reviews

This is my 13th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Harry Potter Vs. Edward Cullen. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Harry P., Edward - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 12 reviews

This is my 12th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Dexter Vs. Jimmy Neutron. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Dexter's Laboratory & Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Dexter, Jimmy N. - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 11 reviews

This is my 11th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Leo & Aeris Vs. Peanut Butter & Grape Jelly Sandwich. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - VG Cats & Housepets! - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 10 reviews

This is my 10th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Gaston Vs. Judge Frollo. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Gaston, Claude F. - Complete

How To Save A Life reviews

Hoity Toity & Photo Finish never really thought about their feelings for one another. Well, that was until they both saved each other's lives. Hoity Toity X Photo Finish. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Hoity Toity, Photo Finish - Complete

Cancer reviews

One shot loosely based on My Chemical Romance's song Cancer. Really sad story and has a small chance of making you cry. "'Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you." SpikeXTwilight Sparkle. R&R. Don't like? Don't Read!

My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 9 reviews

This is my 9th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Jason Voorhees Vs. Puss In Boots. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Shrek & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Puss In Boots - Complete

Heartache Trailer reviews

This is a fake trailer I thought I'd do as like a one-shot in my spare time. Contains lots of pairings. Some straight, others slash. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete

Mistletoe reviews

If you had the chance to kiss your friend under the mistletoe, would you? When Fluttershy does the same to Spike, what happens? Read on to find out! Fluffy one-shot. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Spike, Fluttershy - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 8 reviews

This is my 8th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is... well, you'll see. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Mortal Kombat & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Scorpion/Hanzo H., Twilight Sparkle - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 7 reviews

This is my 7th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Tails Doll Vs. Jinx. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Tails Doll, Jinx - Complete

Mortal Kombat Kombatant Files: Tigress reviews

This is what I think Tigress from Kung Fu Panda would be like if she was a playable character in Mortal Kombat 9. Rated T for violence. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Tigress - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 6 reviews

This is my 6th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Nevel Papperman Vs. Kitty Katswell. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - iCarly & T.U.F.F. Puppy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Nevel P., Kitty K. - Complete

Mortal Kombat Kombatatant Files: Po reviews

This is what I think Po from Kung Fu Panda would be like if he was a playable character in Mortal Kombat 9. Rated T for violence. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Po - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 5 reviews

This is my 5th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Walter Sullivan Vs. Dr. Doom. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Silent Hill & Fantastic Four - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Walter S. - Complete

Mortal Kombat Kombatant Files: Exodus reviews

This is a file for an OC character I made whilst experimenting on Kreate A Fighter in MK:A. Rated T for violence & blood. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 4 reviews

This is my 4th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Freddy Krueger Vs. Jimmy Hopkins. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Bully - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Freddy K., Jimmy H.

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 3 reviews

This is my 3rd episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Ghost Vs. Evil Flippy. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Call of Duty & Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Ghost, Flippy - Complete

Mortal Kombat Kombatant Files: The Krypt Monster reviews

This is what I think the Krypt Monster would be like if it was a playable character in Mortal Kombat 9. Rated T for violence. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 2 reviews

This is my 2nd episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Po Vs. Rango. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - Kung Fu Panda & Rango - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Po, Rango - Complete

No Accident reviews

When Po is badly injured during sparring one peaceful day, Tigress becomes worried. And let's just say, when fear is kept inside, feelings are let out. ; PoXTigress. Rated T for Violence. R&R. Don't like? Don't read!

Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Po, Tigress - Complete

Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 1 reviews

This is my first episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Kratos Vs. Cryptosporidium! R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Crossover - God of War & Destroy All Humans! - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete

Kasting reviews

Thomas Gold is a Hunter who goes to a building on the outskirts of Ohio. What'll happen inside? Read to find out! Rated T for violence. R&R. Don't like? Don't Read!

Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Hunter

Hurricane reviews

Po has a dream of Tigress singing to him. How will he react? Based on Hurricane by 30 Seconds To Mars. Do not read if you haven't seen Kung Fu Panda 2. R&R. No flames!

Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Po, Tigress - Complete

Stitches reviews

She found him thrown out in a puddle on a stormy night, she took him home shortly after. Madness, chaos & strange things began ever since. But even all fabric and metal he is, he can still find love in his hollow heart. Tails Doll X Marine. My 1st Fan-fic

Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Tails Doll, Marine - Complete

CEDA Files: The Chomper reviews

With new infected rates on the rise, CEDA have enough info to create a new file for a Jockey-like infected that's more deadly than it looks. Rated T for violence. OC infected character.

Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete

Gone 2 Drink reviews

What would happen if the survivors from both Left 4 Dead games had a few drinks in a club with the infected? Well, it may be something like this... R&R. Don't Like? Don't Read!

Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete

CEDA Files: The Siren reviews

Learn about the a rare infected that's even more deadlier than the Witch. OC Infected character. R&R. Rated T for scary descriptions. Don't Like? Don't Read!

Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete

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