Jowee Z
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Joined 03-05-11, id: 2778107, Profile Updated: 11-14-11
Author has written 2 stories for Portal, and My Little Pony.

Helloooo. I'm Jowee Z. I like writing fanfiction, duh. I hate MOST OCs, and Self Inserts. I don't have any OCs, but I MIGHT make a couple for Portal. I usually will ship:

Spacosity, Chelley, WheatDOS, Atlas/ P-Body, ZADR, WALL-EVE, ZAGR, DATR, (depending) Wheatley/ OC, ChellXRick, Fact Core/GLaDOS, One-Sided SpikeXRarity, One-Sided WheatDOS, One-Sided Chelley, WheatleyXPinkie Pie, Big MacintoshXRainbow Dash, DerpyXWheatley, Heavy/Medic, Miss Pauling/Medic, SpyXScout's mom, aaaaaand Rickity. I am obsessed with Invader Zim, Portal, Pokemon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and The Ricky Gervais Show. On deviantART I am InvaderJowee. SOOO, yeah. :I

Write Down Ten Random Characters!

1. Dib (Invader Zim)

2. Doug Rattmann (Portal)

3. GLaDOS (Portal)

4. Gir (Invader Zim)

5. Wheatley (Portal)

6. Pinkie Pie (MLP: FiM)

7. Space Core (Portal

8. Chell (Portal)

9. Gaz (Invader Zim)

10. Spike (MLP: FiM)

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Gir invites GLaDOS and Chell to dinner... GLaDOS tries to kill Chell, but Gir distracts her with his rubber pig
collection. And then Gir and GLaDOS sing something.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
Hmm.. Dib or Pinkie Pie... I don't know, I love both of them D:...Pinkie Pie.

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Doug Rattmann and Space Core making out when Spike walks in... Spike would faint, IDK.

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
GLaDOS falls in love with Pinkie Pie... and Chell is jealous... Nothing, I guess.

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?
Gir jumps me, and either Doug Rattmann, Space Core, and Spike come? I guess Doug Rattmann ;T

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
He tries to send Zim to the goverment.

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
GLaDOS picks Gir, beause he's the only guy.

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
All of the SPAAAAACE in the world.

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
GLaDOS? Yes. She has deadly neurotoxin.

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?
Chell is pissed.

Why is Six afraid of Seven?
She isn't. Pinkie is FEARLESS!

Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
She was playing her Game-Slave.

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Gaz and Wheatley? It makes sense WHEATLEY doing that, but GAZ? Oh, I seduce Wheatley and Gaz just plays with her Game-Slave.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Pinkie saves Dib because she's a good person.

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Chell finds food, and GLaDOS doesn't need any.

Five is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
Nothing. I'm stuck taking care of Wheatley :D

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
They divorced because Space Core and Doug Rattmann are not gay.

Name twelve of your favourite fictional characters in any order.

1. Curiosity Core

2. Wheatley

3. Dib

4. Gaz

5. Pinkie Pie

6. Space Core

7. Chell

8. Zim

9. Wheatley (BECAUSE FUCK YOU)

10. Gir

11. Spike

12. GLaDOS

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Nope, I don't think there is one. But I would ship Pinkie Pie/Gir

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Dib?!?! YES. VERY HOT.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Space Core knocked up Curiosity? Umm... She and Space would raise the
poor kid to be an astronaut.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
I don't read many Wheatley fics.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
YESSSS

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Both. Gaz is cheating on Zim with Wheatley.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
If Chell discovered Zim and Dib in a secret realtionship? OHOHOHO... I DONT KNOW

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
In one dimension, there is a pink pony who longs for someone. In ours, there is a scientist who longs for someone too.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Yes.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Pinkie and Curiosity? Umm... "Party Poison".

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
NO PLOT.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
N/A

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
How to Save a Life, Misery, Secrets, Welcome to The Black Parade, Planetary (GO!), Dynamite, or I Can't Decide.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
FUCK. IT WOULD BE M. BECAUSE I LIKE USING GRAPHIC SHIT.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
GIRL YOU ARE SO PINK

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
FUCK NO.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
CHELL WALKS IN ON WHEATLEY AND GLaDOS HAVING SEX. UM. She would walk out.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

N/A

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

N/A

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

n/a

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

n/a

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
YES.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
TACOOOS!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday :D

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
SPAAAAAACE

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
WHAT?!?

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Chell

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Wheatley and Curiosity Core are in a happy relationship until Wheatley suddenly runs off with Gaz. Curiosity, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Spike and a brief unhappy affair with GLaDOS, then follows the wise advice of Pinkie and finds true love with Wheatley. Attachments?

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Ehh.

30) What genre(s) would you put a Two/Twelve fic under?
Humor. I love WheatDOS.

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A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words by OutsideLookingUp reviews
It's a funny thing being mute. It doesn't feel like a disability... but people still treat me as though it were. I'm not frail or weak. I'm just like any other teenager. It's infuriating. A/U Chell x Companion Cube. Maybe Chell x GLaDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,082 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Chell, Weighted Companion Cube
Being Human by Insane Guy of DOOM reviews
GLaDOS realizes that while she had plenty of data on humans doing tests, she has no data on humans themselves. To remedy this she installs a certain personality core into a human body to observe humans in their natural environment. Eventual Chelley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Medicinal Shots by Write and Fight reviews
A series of random one-shots dedicated to the Medic and the interesting ways he interacts with his teammates. Many random things ahead.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,572 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Medic
TEEN FORTRESS 2 by MarissaTheWriter reviews
The Team Fortess 2 is good frends but how did they all meet? Turns out they was all studens at PORTAL HIGH SCHOOL were they face real teen problems lick drugs an stuff! An seekwillspinoff to ITS MY LIFE! which is the most famos Portal fanfic every!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Scout, Pyro - Complete
Highschool Lover by Luminaires reviews
High school murder mystery AU. Originally written for the kink meme. C.C., Chell's best friend, has been murdered under mysterious circumstances, and she and Wheatley take it upon themselves to investigate.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,785 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011
End Results by Afatcat101 reviews
A few short one-shot-type chapter story about the lives of everyone afer Portal 2. Warning: this isn't a fluffly, happy story. Life isn't fluffy...not all the time. Please Read and Review!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2011
The Schizophrenic's Daughter by VT Arkens reviews
Dr. Doug Rattmann: Paranoid Schizophrenic, Scientist, and father. As a secret begins to eat away at Doug's already-decaying sanity, the fate of his daughter is compromised. As time moves on and GLaDOS takes over, his ramblings begin to have meaning.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - D. Rattmann, Cave Johnson - Complete
Reality Check by Afatcat101 reviews
What if Chell's reality wasn't really what she thought. Was her whole life a lie, or has she finally lost her mind? Please read and review! I did not intend to steal anyone's story/idea. This naturally came to me, and I do not intend to copy any stories
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Chell - Complete
Empty Answers by Amythista reviews
Once upon a time, there was a woman, a man, and a girl. And they were human.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
New Games by Chloe Kompton reviews
Chell and Wheatley are fairly close to having sex when they're interrupted. Please don't shoot me. Oneshot sequel to "Games."
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
The New Guy by Afatcat101 reviews
Aperture is getting a new 'GLaDOS' to run the facility. What happens when GLaDOS is replaced and Chell is called back to save the facility from possible doom? The gang reunites, picking up some new friends on the way.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,879 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Catch Me by Chloe Kompton reviews
In which Chell has to catch Wheatley to be forgiven. Chelley fluff.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
The Superiority Complex by katzsoa reviews
Every Aperture AI has it, so don't take her insults too personally. It's not you; it's just your species. Relatively random oneshot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
My Little Test Subject by Klutzybear reviews
GLaDOS is bored. What else is there to do in a center but hang around and watch two robots screw up the simpliest puzzles?. . . Hey, where did that pink pony come from?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Wheatley's Song by Chloe Kompton reviews
Wheatley writes a song. Chell and GLaDOS are not impressed. Drabbley oneshot!
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences: Binds of Freedome by Insane Guy of DOOM reviews
A fan companion to squirrelking's epic Full-Life Consequences saga which explains what John Freeman was doing during the events of "Hero Beginning". He was in Portal 2!
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Complete
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Ditzy's Socially Awkward Family reviews
A.K.A Family. A bunch of one-shots about Ditzy and her family.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Dr. Whooves
Endings reviews
Because sometimes, you aren't happy with just an ending, so you start a new chapter. Pairings and humanized AI in later chapters. Rated T for a reason.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley