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Author has written 26 stories for Maximum Ride, Lord of the Rings, Avengers, Hobbit, and Supernatural.

Hey! I'm 'It's Fnicking Awesomeness', but you can call me B. I'm a beta reader, so request away!

I go to highschool, speak French and German, dance in poms, and run track from November to August (triple, long, and high jump; pole vault; and short hurdles and sprints). I have two younger brothers, a younger sister, four cats, and a dog. I love reading, and I'm a straight A student. Future Australian organ transplant surgeon. Cause Australia is the best place. Ever. End of discussion. I'm Australian... in every way but blood. I have long light brown/blondish hair and blue eyes, I am 5'3", 115 lbs, and very muscular (biceps, tricep fingers, abs, you name it).

My sister, who occasionally will write stories on here also, goes to middle school; is good at art; plays basketball and softball; and does recreational poms. She has a younger brother, an older brother, an older sister (moi), and the same four cats. She likes to read and also gets straight A's. She has long dark brown curly hair, blue eyes, and is 5'4".

I hope you like my stories... and flames are welcome but they're funny because you think I care :) And for anyone who thinks that I copied their story- I probably didn't mean it! Just PM me and I'll fix it and apologize!

I Beta for: Um... no one currently, actually :P

My Betas: None DX

Find me on: Tumblr (MR ROLEPLAY)- please-do-not-fang-bang; Tumblr (Hobbit Roleplay)- the-one-and-only-kili; Tumblr (main)- itsfnickingawesomeness; Tumblr (Thor Roleplay)- odin-says-huargh; Twitter- FnickingAwesome; Facebook- It's Fnicking Awesomeness; Skype- ijump4life; AIM- tigergirlbt; AOL- tigergirlbt@aol.com; Gmail- itsfnickingawesomeness@gmail.com; Hotmail- ijump4life@hotmail.com; GMX- ijump4life@gmx.com; Comcast- brittanyvp@comcast.net; Pirates of the Carribean Online- Liz Hexrage; Polyvore- it'sfnickingawesomeness; Neopets (don't ask)- bdbm4444; Club Penguin (again, don't ask)- Jr Olympian; Webkinz (good luck finding me playing)- MISSMD

Favorite Books: Maximum Ride series, The Chronicles of Nick, Harry Potter series, Warriors series (Erin Hunter), The Clique series, The A-list series, Gossip Girl series, The It-girl series, Fear Street series, Goosebumps, Percy Jackson series, House of Night series, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Lord of the Rings series, Uglies/Pretties/Specials/Extras, Narnia series, Stephen King's books, Laura Ingalls Wilder's series, The Inheritance Cycle, Game of Thrones

Favorite Foods: Tilapia, Crab, Hush Puppies, Wheat Thins, Cheddar Cheese, Pepperoni, Raisinets, Almond Joys, Dove Chocolate, Chocolate w/almonds, White Pizza, Pigs in a blanket, Paydays, Cranberry juice, OJ, Steak, Peaches, Strawberries, Whipped Cream, Carrots, Sweet and Sour Chicken, Burgers, Fries, Mac and Cheese, French Bread Pizza, Mozzerella Sticks, Chicken Ramen Noodles, Chicken Tenders, Sprite, Fanta, Pudding

Favorite Animals: Tigers, Cats, Platypuses, Monkeys, Dolphins, Rabbits, Wolves

Favorite Music: LMFAO, Rihanna, Ke$ha, P!nk, Nikki Minaj, 3 oh! 3, Black Eyed Peas, Benny Bannassai, Daft Punk, Skrillex, Adele, Deadmau5, ACDC, Guns N Roses, Rise Against, Muse, Linkin Park, Shinedown, Disturbed, Korn, Knife Party

Other Favorites: Both: Writing, reading, animals, traveling, roller coasters, beaches, traveling, swimming B: Running, French, Australia Sister: Biting, killing, stabbing, punching, kicking, pinching, flicking, shanking, shooting, maiming, decapitating, biting some more, drawing.

Favorite TV Shows: Lost, Heroes, Desperate Housewives, Hell's Kitchen, House, Untold Stories of the ER, TruTV Presents Word's Dumbest..., America's Got Talent, South Park, Family Guy, Chowder, SpongeBob SquarePants, Beavis and Butthead, Victorious, 1000 Ways to Die, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Being Human (BBC)

Favorite YouTubes: Smosh videos, IDEK videos, Crazy Stick Figure Randomness videos, The Stereotype Song, Tig Ol Bitties, Nyan Cat, Charlie the Unicorn, End of Ze World, Funny Green Llama, They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard, Techno Viking- This is Sparta, Kids React videos, Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire, Dick Figures videos, Happy Tree Friends videos, Epic Meal Time videos, Yo Mama videos, Ray William Johnson videos, Orphan Tears, Epic Rap Battles of History videos, Top 300 memes in under 40 minutes, You Just Got Loki'd, Prince Loki

Favorite Movies: Thor, Avengers, Iron Man, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings/Hobbit, Indiana Jones, Billy Madison, The Mask, Happy Gilmore, Click, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Dance Flick, Scary Movie, Lion King, Despicable Me, Liar Liar, Mean Girls, Saw, Forest Gump, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Nightmare Before Christmas

Favorite quotes:


"I have an army." "We have a Hulk."- Loki and Stark-Avengers

"This usually works..." "Well, you know, performance issues..."-Loki and Stark, Avengers

"ENOUGH! I am a god, you are all of you beneath me! I will not be bullied by-" *HULK SMASH* "Puny god."- Loki and Hulk- Avengers

"Take care how you speak... he is still a citizen of Asgard, and my brother." "He killed 80 people in two days." "He's adopted."-Thor and Black Widow- Avengers

"Yea, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."-Fury-Avengers

"Now listen well brother-" *gets body slammed* "...I'm listening."-Thor and Loki-Avengers

Hulk punches Thor across the street*-Avengers

"And Hulk... smash."- Captain America-Avengers

"What, scared of a little thunder?" "I'm not overly fond of what follows."-Captain America and Loki-Avengers

"Please tell me nobody kissed me."-IronMan-Avengers

"If it's all the same to you. I think I'll take that drink now."-Loki-Avengers

"Yea dude, we can tell you're hammered."-Darcy-Thor

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to destroy the Jotunnheimr."-Loki-Thor

"And sometimes I may be jealous... but I love you... Now give us a kiss."-Loki-Thor (deleted scene)

"I was being sincere." "You are incapable of sincerity." "Am I?"-Loki and Thor-Thor (deleted scene)

"Loki: Am I cursed? Odin: No. Loki: What am I? Odin: You're my son. Loki: What more than that? [he walks towards Odin]The casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day, was it? Odin: No. In the aftermath of the battle, I went into the temple, and I found a baby. Small for a giants offspring. Abandoned. Suffering. Left to die. Laufey's son. Loki: Laufey's son? Odin: Yes. Loki: Why? You were knee deep in Jotun blood. Why would you take me? Odin: You were an innocent child. Loki: No! You took me for a purpose. What was it? [Odin does not reply] Tell me!! Odin: I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance. Bring about permanent peace, through you. Loki: What? Odin: But those plans no longer matter. Loki: So, I'm no more than another stolen relic? Locked up, here, until you might have use of me! Odin: Why do you twist my words? Loki: You could have told me what I was, from the beginning! Why didn't you? Odin: You're my son. I wanted only to protect you from the truth. Loki: What? Because I...I...I...I'm the monster that parents tell their children about at night? Odin: No! No! Loki: It all makes sense now. Why you favored Thor, all these years! Because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on your throne of Asgard!" (this whole scene breaks my heart :( Poor baby D:)

"I could have done it, Father. For all of us!" "No, Loki." *heart breaks* *drops from bifrost*-Loki and Odin-Thor (MY FEELS HURT JUST TYPING THIS T.T)

"ANOTHER!"-Thor-Thor

"You are no match for the might power of- *falls unconcious*"-Thor-Thor

"I need a horse" "We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds." "Then give me one of those large enough to ride."-Thor and pet store clerk-Thor

"No! No, no, no, no, no! I know that look!"-Loki-Thor

"Run back home, little princess." "Damn."- Frost Giant Lord and Loki-Thor

"Whoa, does he need CPR? Cause I totally know CPR."-Darcy-Thor

"You dare threaten me, Thor! With so puny-" *shoots him with taser* "What? He was freaking me out!"- Thor and Darcy-Thor

"Until she hit him with her car." "I grazed him. But she tasered him." "Yes, I did."-Darcy and Jane-Thor

""I never wanted the throne! I only ever wanted to be your equal!"-Loki-Thor

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE

"Man, you weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?" –Max and Fang-MR-TAE

That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days. "You're kidding, right? Please tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't fair, Dean...Nothing is fair, ever. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because fair is fair? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I might respond to that. Maybe."–Max-MR-SOF (my fav quote in the whooole series)

"What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me." (tries to punch him) "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." (screams and runs into bathroom)- Max and Fang-MR-STWAOES

"Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was Fang and he was giggling hysterically. For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle, especially hysterically.-Max-MR-FANG

"Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings. Fang popped some Cracker Jack into his mouth. "We're here to watch manly men do manly things." I followed Fang's line of sight: He was watching the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, who were not doing manly things, by any stretch of the imagination.-Max and Fang-MR-STWAOES

"But if you think I'm going to let you give up on us now, you've got another think coming. Yes, you're a blind mutant freak, but you're my blind mutant freak, and you're coming with me, now, you're coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week. Iggy raised his head. Flashes of light told me that the cops were almost on top of us. "Iggy, I need you," I said urgently. "I love you. I need all of you, all five of you, to feel whole myself. Now get up, before I kill you." Iggy stood. "Well, when you put it that way..."- Max and Iggy-MR-SOF

Fang grins, "You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much."-Fang-MR-STWAOES

"What about me?" (stands still) "No, you're visible." "Am not!" (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?"-Max and Iggy-MR-TFW

"No," my mom replied, trying to keep a straight face. "She's cooking." Quick, alarmed glances were exchanged among the flock. "Cooking...food?" Nudge asked. I heard someone murmer something about ordering a pizza. -Mrs.Martinez-MR-MAX

"Can I come in?" No! I'm in a towel!" "I'm blind!"-Max and Iggy-MR-SOF

"Fang! Come Back!" I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. "Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!"-Max-MR-FANG

"Hey what’s taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?" "I don’t have a mustache you idiot, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Iggy and Max-MR-STWAOES

"Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you." (pretends to snore loudly) (throws another pinecone at him) "Quit throwing things at me!"- Max and Iggy-MR-ATFW

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you this much." "Oh, jeez." -Max and Fang-MR-STWAOES

I made one of my famous snap decisions, the kind that everyone remembers later for being either the stupidest dumb-butt thing they ever saw or else the miraculous saving of the day. I seemed to hear more of the first kind. That's gratitude for you.-Max-MR-TAE

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"-Max-MR-TAE

"She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF

"You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!"- Fang-MR-SOF

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE

So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like un-barfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl. – Max-MR

"I thought holy crap or actually much worse than holy crap, but let's just say I thought holy crap."- Max-MR

"Did you leave the flamethrowers lying around again?" "I always forget."- Max and Fang-MR

"Quit what? Breathing?"- Fang-MR-TAE

"Follow the spiders. Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies?'"- Ron-HP-CoS

"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat." -Dumbledore-HP

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git." "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." -The Maurader's Map-HP-PoA

"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron-HP-GoF

"Oi! We have a war going on here!" -Harry-HP-TDH

"Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."-Ron-HP-PoA

"Give her hell from us, Peeves."-Fred and George-HP-OotP

"We could be killed, or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger in first movie.

"Let's face it people, Voldemort can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo!" -Fred Weasly-HP-DH

"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!"-Molly Weasly-HP-DH

"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing thats glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasly- Deathly Hallows

"You need people of intelligence for this sort of mission...quest...thing." "Well that counts you out, Pippin." -Pippin and Merry-LOTR-FotR

"That still only counts as one!" -Gimli-LOTR-RotK (movie)

"Mad cow! Moo! Mother f*king moo!" -Scary Movie 2

"What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr Smith?" "Yea, and no lies!" "I confess, it is my intention to comadeer one of these ships, pick up a crew and torture rape pillage plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasley black hearts out." "I said no lies!" "I think he is telling the truth." "If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us." "Unless of course he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it."- Mullroy, Murtogg, and Jack Sparrow- Pirates of the Carribean- CotBP

"Well thank you Jack." "You're welcome." "Not you, we named the monkey Jack."-Barbossa and Jack Sparrow- PotC-CotBP

"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!" "You can eat the grass?" "Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the new one.

"Nudge, it'll be ok, and Angel, she's not dying!" Still no freaking answer! Dr. M, pick up!! "Who's dying?" Gazzy asked, coming in. "Nudge." Angel answered. "Nudge is dying?!" "Nudge is NOT dying!" "Well, that's good to know, Fang." -Fang, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, and Dr. M from Facts of Life

"Night Quills!" He started laughing again. "Hey, Max, you and me and the cops should go yelling and see if we can wake up the Flock before the neighbors show up. Bring Spiffy and Pooky!" -Fang from Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu (I love St.’s stories!)

"I like duice. Uncle Iggy say when I was wittle, I wood drink milk fwum yo boobies." "Uncle Iggy said what?" "Huh?" Iggy called. Fang dropped his head into his hands. "You spend too much time with Uncle Iggy." I said. -Evan and Max from "Viva La Vida Loca" by Mz. Random Awesomeness

"Didn't Uncle Iggy potty train you yet?" I asked. "Yeah," he said. "Then why is that all on the floor?" I pointed to the toilet. You don't want to know what's on there. "I missed." I rolled my eyes and walked out. This is disgusting. Fang was walking down the hallway and saw my expression with Evan following me. "What happened?" he asked. "Ask your son." I said. "Dude, what'd you do?" It took him a second to answer. "I missed." He said in barely a whisper. "Again?" He nodded. "I think Uncle Iggy is a bad teacher."- Max, Evan, and Fang from "Viva La Vida Loca" by Mz. Random Awesomeness

"I swear to drunk I'm not God!" –St. Fang of Boredom

Customer: Can you tell me where the produce section is? Fang: -shrugs- Customer: Can you tell me where the bathrooms are? Fang: -shrugs- Customer: Can you tell me anything? Fang: -shrugs- -Fang and a Wal-Mart customer in Job Listings

"Silence! I kill you!" -Achmed

"God Damnit! Oh! Oh! I mean Allah Damnit." –Achmed

"Two Jews walk into a bar-" "No, no no!" "What, you don't let Jews in your bars? You racist bastard!" "No, I mean I don't want racist jokes in my act!" "Oh, ok. How about I kill the Jews?" "No!" "No, no, I will not kill the Jews. I will throw a penny at them and watch them fight to the death! I did the same with two Catholic priests, only I threw in a small boy. And the winner had to fight Micheal Jackson!"- Achmed

"Anthony has decided to forfit this round, because he is a pansy." -Ian-Smosh- Food Battle 2006

"My son is a idiot." -Ian's mom- Smosh- Anthony's Death

"Dude, what the f*ck? This thing just gave me f*cking boobs!" -Anthony-Smohs-My Magical Tapeworm

"YOU ACTUALLY DID IT, YOU B*STARD! AAAAAHHHHH!"- Anthony- Smosh- Playing with Guns

"ROBBIE YOU SHUT THE F*CK UP BEFORE I POOP YOU OUT!"-Ian-Smosh- My Magical Tapeworm

"Especially when these idiots piss in them. Like that’s real funny!"-Ian-Smosh-My Dirty Bathroom Secret

"*walks in naked* 'Huh, how do you like it, huh?' 'Ah, god dude, put some clothes on!' *holds up hands to face* *humping air* You put on some clothes!'-Anthony and Ian-Smosh- I'm Naked

"It tastes like... crazy rainbow alcohol pig." -Muscles Glasses- EpicMealTime- Chili Four Loko

"Oh, somebody f*cked up."- Harley- EpicMealTime-Meat Building 101

"F*CK SALAD!"-Harley- EpicMealTime-Meat Salad

"Straight from the mother t*t of maple syrup. We drained her of all her t*t juice."- Harley- EpicMealTime- Breakfast of Booze

"Boo, you whore."- Regina-Mean Girls

[delivering candy canes] "Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?" "It's Cady." "Oh Cady, here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye." -Damian and Cady- MG

[seeing all the girls fighting] "Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!" [hits fire alarm with a baseball bat] -Principal-MG

"If you're from Africa, why are you white?" "Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."- Karen and Gretchen-MG

"It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain." "Really? That's amazing." "Well... they can tell when it's raining."-Karen and Cady-MG

"[to the female student body] Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. [to Regina] God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big *lesbian* crush on you! Suck on *that*! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!"- Janis-MG

[voiceover] And if any freshmen tried to disturb that peace, well, let's just say we knew how to take care of it. [Imagines Junior Plastics being hit by a bus] [voiceover] Just kidding.-Cady-MG

"I leave in a huff!" -Blue robot in Disney's Robots (lol I use this like every flippin day of my life)

“But you can’t buy happiness,” I said. “That’s not necessarily true,” Iggy interrupted. “I once met a very nice stripper named Happiness.” -Fang and Iggy in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

Then, he said loudly, “How about you give me a blow?” But Max didn’t miss a beat. “Sorry,” she said. “I choke on small objects.” -The 'Creepy Pedophile Guy' and Max in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

"No! This is Patrick!"-Patrick-SbSp

"He's got him in a half nelson... he's got him in a full nelson... oh my gosh he's beating him with Bobby Nelson!- Phineas-PandF

“I will beat you!”-Mr. Barnette, math teacher

“Get that corn outta my face!”- Mr. Barnette

“Mr. B, what’s a parabola?” “Sometimes, in the summer, kangaroos lie in the shade and lick themselves to stay cool.”- Mr. Barnette and a confused student

“You need to stop this madness! You need to eat!” “I can’t, I can’t do it!” *throws tissue box* - Mr. Barnette and another student in an anorexia skit

"*messes up hair* My name is Jesse, and I sleep on the floor." -Brannon on the Quebec trip

Oh no! My grilled cheese is on fire! I'll put it out with this cowby hat on my counter.- A text I sent one day.

“You’re vertically challenged.” –Mr. Furajter, life skills teacher

“I love those fat Americans, you know they so obnoxious. They always eatin’ burgers, they always holdin’ shotguns.”- The Stereotype Song on YouTube (I actually love the whole song, so I won’t bother putting on individual quotes).

“Close only counts in horseshoes… and hand grenades.”- Don’t remember where I heard this… but so true!

"I'm just not into guys." "Oh... ok." "Wait. That sounded gay. I'm not gay. I'm just not into dating right now!" "Ok." -Me and my friend Sierra the first day we met.

"Whenever I eat something crunchy, I feel like a carrot. I mean bunny."- Me while eating a carrot

"Jackie, get on the floor and take your pants off."- Jackie's mom in a variety show we did

Funny Sayings:

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedics

I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

It takes 48 muscles to frown but only 14 to flip some one off.

It takes 48 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and b*tch slap that mother f*cker in the face.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong.

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. (Why do all the good jokes have to be so funny, yet so wrong?)

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?..

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

When life gives you lemons, throw them in life’s face, they're probably poisoned.

When life gives you lemons, unless they hand you some water and sugar, your lemonade's gonna suck.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever... you just keep on talking

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, Who the hell drank half of my soda.

Sometimes, I just stare up at the stars, and think... "Where the hell is my roof?!"

When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at stupid people

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, *sshole.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Fan-Fiction: Because sometimes the author screws up, and things need to be fixed.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

You Might Be An Author If...

1. X Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. X You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. X You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. X You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.
7. X You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. X Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. X Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. X You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. X You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. X Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. X You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. X You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. X If you're not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. X You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.
19. X When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. X When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. X You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. X You dream about your stories.
28. X You dream of new stories.
29. X You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

X You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
X Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
X You write fan fictions about the book.
X You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
X Everything reminds you of the book.
X You quote random lines all the time.(Example: "We heard you were having Bella for lunch and we came to see if you would share.")
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
X You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
X You've got a book memorized.
X You've read a book more than five times.
X You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times. I finished each of MR book in a day, and the wish I might book in 1 day.)
X You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
X You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
X You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've grown wings and can join the Flock.
X You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
X Your idol is a character from a book.

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Fighting The Green by violentartista reviews
Neville is the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter is a Slytherin. Both have a destiny to fulfill, but Harry is the one who can't seem to cope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 132,240 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3702 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 3,901 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Equinox by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Vampires, werewolves, and other assorted paranormal creatures encompass Max's life as a hunter for the CSM. But something even stranger is stirring, and it may be entwined with the sudden appearance of Fang and his band of unusually winged friends. The veil between the normal and paranormal is thinning, and Max must find a way to stop it before the Vernal Equinox draws near. FAX AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,732 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
All Hallows Eve by AmetheystRose reviews
Everyone has something they fear. When the Avengers are taken somewhere on Halloween, they must fight their greatest fear in order to get out. But how do you fight fear? There is no slash in this story, rated T for language. The cover is Thor's mask, I'll change it whenever I update.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,631 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Illusions by Italian Hobbit reviews
Fíli and Kíli get in a fight, and Fíli stomps off on his own... but when he doesn't return, it's up to Kíli to find him. But something has happened to Fíli, and he no longer seems to be the brother Kíli knows. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 126,739 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Birds Of A Feather by DarkCrimsonShadowBlossom reviews
Injured, Loki escapes to Midgard, where Tony runs into him. Literally. Now with Thanos and the Chitauri after him, Loki has no choice but to ask the Avengers for help. The question is: Will they? FrostIron. Please R&R.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Bruce Babysits the Avengers by MagicalMisto7 reviews
Loki tries to cast a spell and Tony interrupts it, not a good thing. The spell turns all of the Avengers and Loki into little children, except for Bruce that is. How will he cope with handling his friends and enemy as little kids without Hulking out? And when will the spell lift?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 11950 - Favs: 12,259 - Follows: 10,311 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Maximum Ride All Over Again - Part II by Jezabel Raewin reviews
Welcome to the sequel of my story Maximum Ride All Over Again. In Part II, the flock, Dr. M, Ella, and Jeb read Schools Out - Forever. Join us for the Maximum Ride. Rated T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,481 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Max, Ella
Dominoes and Dynamite by OperationBlackSheep reviews
When Tony's solo attempt to catch Loki goes awry, he finds himself struggling to counteract the god's plans and unravel his secrets. Loki is vaguely amused by these attempts. Rated T for language, might become M. Will become slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 198,229 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Lavender Feathers by PhantomHeiress reviews
"What cruel tricks the naive mind plays, when the people have gone to bed. What cruel tricks the Midnight sways, when the monsters have risen instead." KrishnaLan is learning to forgive the person that needs it the most - herself. Sequel to Black Feathers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Loki, Thor
An Enchanted Curse by BirdKidKirby reviews
Maximum Ride goes missing after saving her sister. What the townspeople don't know is she was captured by cursed half-animal, half-humans, and their leader may just be stealing her heart. AU, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Max, Fang]
Plan: Lose A Guy In Ten Days by Fanna Girl reviews
Max is happy and single when she gets a job: Find a way to lose a guy in ten days. Fang is a player who breaks up with a girl after one week, so he gets a bet: Date a girl for longer than ten days. And they've chosen their dates - each other. Who will win and who will fall?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Fang, Max
The stories untold by Maroon-dragon reviews
It is a surprise for Tony when Loki appears at his house two years after the battle. Slowly he pieces together what happened to the Asgardian that made him so jaded. Tony/Loki eventually.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Bucket List by ChickenNinja reviews
FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! When they were 7, Max and Nick created a bucket list-filled with 320 things to do. Follow their journey as they try to complete the most stupid and outrageous things on the list that they named, 'The Macmillan List'.FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,533 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Fang, Max
Guideline To Living With The Avengers Part II by szynka2496 reviews
Now including Peter Parker! After my unfortunate accident where I lost the first guideline, Fury made me re-do the whole guideline. When will he understand that no one is going to follow these rules? Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff. SEQUEL TO GUIDELINE TO LIVING WITH THE AVENGERS
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Stone Of Command by Mimbillia reviews
As punishment for crimes against Midgard, Loki is bound to bracelets that force him to become obedient: much to his disgust. Whoever holds the Stone of Command, holds the free will of the Asgardian. However, when the Avengers are involved things are never easy. Not to mention when an enemy makes use of such information. No Slash, Rated T to be safe.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 107,088 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Domesticity by DaughterOfStarlight reviews
Banished by Odin and hunted by the Chitauri, Loki is a political refugee and the Avengers are forced to offer asylum. Through science experiments, swing dancing, panic attacks, shopping sprees, and Asgardian politics, the enemy begins to look like an ally. Eventual Avenger!Loki. Plus, Blackhawk and plenty of Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,823 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Capturing Starlight by Shi-koi reviews
What makes a truth; belief, or knowledge? Is Loki a monster because he believes it, or is he one because others believe his race is? Aka: the story where Thor proves his love for his brother, and ropes the Avengers into helping him fix Loki. Also, Odin gets his just desserts.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,281 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Loki, Thor
Stitched Up by brokenunicorn reviews
Steve is horrified by what he finds in a dark alley, walking home from the diner one night. What exactly was Loki's punishment in Asgard, anyway?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,824 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R.
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
Syrgja by Lady Charity reviews
None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 262,720 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
In Plain Sight by That-One-Girl-Behind-You reviews
A "what if" played after the events of the Avengers. When Thor comes back from Asgard silent and sulking, the team questions him. Tony finds his answer upsets him more than it should. And then, he finds out it might not be as true as he thought.FROSTIRON
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,567 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
A Boy, a Girl and a Sister by village bicycle reviews
"Max!" he yells. I fall silent and glower at him, my chest rising and falling at an increased tempo from my erratic breaths. / He takes two quick steps towards me, grabs my hip with one hand and a handful of my hair with the other, and kisses me. FAX, AU, and going through a strenuous editing process. No wings―or are there?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,352 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Max, Fang, Angel, Ella
Dear Avengers by Mycroft R Holmes reviews
Loki has decided to be a good guy. His first order of business: win the Avengers over. Unfortunately, his attempts at friendship don't seem to go as well as hoped...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Loki
Taken Again by heyshalina reviews
After everything they went through to get him back, Itex came and took Iggy's memories. Just like that. No more trust, no more family. Gone. But Max isn't going to lay down like a good little mutant and let them keep him. She's getting Iggy back. It is so on. Sequel to Made Again.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,555 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Iggy - Complete
Nightmare by flYegurl reviews
Max and Fang help Iggy come to terms with his traumatic past. But there is something else in Iggy's mind, trying to take over. Then Professor Jordan returns, and Anne reveals something that will change the entire flock... forever. Finale of 'Dreaming'.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 146,418 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Youth in Revolt by GirlX2 reviews
Loki turns the Avengers into Toddlers. Woe unto Loki. No longer a oneshot, due to popular demand. Set post movie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Race Against Time by Italian Hobbit reviews
Kili has decided that Fili needs to learn archery, but a mishap puts Kili's life in grave danger. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,418 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
With Friends Like These by Padaloki reviews
A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,145 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Duty vs Desire by KaosChild reviews
Things in Loki's past aren't what they seem; and no-ones ever bother to listen, nevermind understand. Things might change when he crashes and finds himself at a certain avengers household... Thankyou ani-cat-candy for the art!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,135 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,845 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
How to Seduce a Devil by Fly On Aya reviews
Nudge fell in love with a devil and she doesn't know how to get close to him. She asks the dull Max to help her find passion. Max complies; unfortunately an amused Fang comes to play with her. Hm. What will turn out? WARNING: ANGELS & DEVILS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,781 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Sound of silence by Ghost White reviews
When Loki is dropped, broken and mute, into Tony Stark's proverbial lap he seizes the opportunity to act as Yinsen and heal the god's mental and physical wounds. Will it matter at all though when the 'cat' that has the gods tongue keeps him from letting his guard down?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,363 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Trick of the Light by jvnsjkdnfnerughidfng reviews
He wasn't mad. This was happening. And he wasn't entirely sure how to feel about that. FrostIron.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,076 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
The Feather Effect 2 by Arckangel reviews
*Sequel**OneShots Ficlets Angels Archangels.Lots of WINGS! Wing!kink Dean/Castiel. Sam/Gabriel .Sabriel. Destiel. Characters include. Bobby, Lucifer, Michael, Balthazar, Crowley.. Fluff, Crack, Angst mix. Rated T unless stated differently. Ch.105. , "To answer your question, yes, it's kinda like the Tinkerbell movies. I know I've watched them all."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 126,536 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Teen Spirit by trotthefox reviews
After interrupting Loki during an experiment, all of the Avengers, and the trickster god himself, are reverted back into sixteen year olds. Fury, jumping on the opportunity, much to Black Widow's chagrin, places them on a mission; One that takes place in a High School. Natasha/Loki. Blackfrost.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,579 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Edge of the Earth by Riddelly reviews
Loki's escape from Asgard wasn't something he managed on his own. The God of Mischief has three powerful new allies, and SHIELD's only way to counter them is to draft a few new members of their own: one human, one alien, and one angel. With earthly, extraterrestrial, and supernatural forces on both sides, there's no telling what the costs of this war might be. Superwhovengerlock.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,492 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
Incandescence by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
What if at the end of Avengers, Shield had insisted that they had a right to punish Loki for his crimes on earth before going back to Asgard? What if Thor had let them? Problem is, even as a force of good, Shield can be downright evil, and Loki isn't as evil as everyone thinks. Now the Avengers have to deal with the fallout, and somehow help the God of Mischief become whole again.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Thor, Loki
What Matters Most by Esperanza12 reviews
Max and Fang have been best friends since they were born. Now 15, life is going great, until a particular bruise leads to a diagnoses. Meanwhile, they begin to realize maybe they mean even more to each other than they thought- in a totally new way. Human. T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,279 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
TFE: Mpreg by Arckangel reviews
Story connected to The Feather Effect. Includes all angels and archangels. Michael, Lucifer, Gabriel, Balthazar, Castiel, Dean, Sam, Bobby, Crowley etc. *Sabriel *Destiel. An Mpreg story but in my own way... soul/grace pregnancy and eventual Angel!Dean. They think he is just addicted to grace...but it is so much more.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,489 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
A Summer With Loki by xRDJ603 reviews
The God of Mischief himself is sentenced to spend a few months with the avengers crew on Earth. Teasing, budding friendships, and maybe a little more is all sure to ensue. Will Loki be able to keep up with their playful antics? Or is he incapable of having fun in the sun.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,235 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
In the Service of Liars and Killers by MildredJosephine reviews
When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,554 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
Only the Weak are not Lonely by selly-is-dead reviews
Aeri has nursed an infatuation for Loki ever since she was a child. After years of daydreams she never thought she'd see realized, she has somehow managed to attract his attention... but Loki has never been one for noble intentions. LokixOC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,536 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Loki
What Happens in Vegas Doesn't Always Stay There by BirdKidKirby reviews
Sort of an alternate ending to FANG. When Max and Fang get too heated in Las Vegas, unexpected problems arise. They leave to try and make it better, but can they truly live a normal life? AU. Major Fax, Some Eggy later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,075 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - [Max, Fang] [Iggy, Ella]
Survival of the Fittest by The Jade Empress reviews
The flock kicked Max out thinking that she was working for the school. It's two years later and the flock believes she is dead, but they couldn't be more wrong. Now Max has a new family, the Rebels, which contains five other extraordinary girls.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Max
Guideline To Living With The Avengers by szynka2496 reviews
including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Maximum Ride All Over Again by Jezabel Raewin reviews
What happens when a box of books show's up for the flock to read? Get through the first chapters and you'll love it. I promise. Note: FANG never happened. Rated T since I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 145,704 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
The Devil You Know by MaverikFlame reviews
A series of one-shots, mostly humorous, showing the evolution of Loki's relationship with Tony Stark. Sequel to Nine Lives.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,520 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Fallen For You by Fangrules reviews
He Fell for her and now she has a choice to make: She can leave and die or stay and kill him. When Max agrees to oversee a lifechanging discovery the last thing she expects is to fall in love with her prisoner.With this comes death,love, and secrets that she didn't even know existed. Fax! Sequel now up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,039 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Fang, Max
Fall For Me by Fangrules reviews
It's been 18 years since FFY and Zailiel is all grown up. The only problem? The Betrayers still want her, her father is over controlling, her mother is chained in Hell, the Nephilim are dying and let's not mention the fact that she's fallen in love with a human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Fang, Max
The Entirely Biased Guide to Writing Good Stories by dancingonmytoes13 reviews
Welcome to my highly opinionated and possibly rude guide to a successful Maximum Ride FanFiction. Ready your flamethrowers, because there is some bacon to grill.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012
Freak Fest by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
Max is the main attraction of a theme park displaying mutants like animals. All that she wants is some company. That's when Fang, a mutant fighting champion comes along; Max's prearranged 'mate'. Will they succumb to 'fate' or will they clash instead? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,866 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
A World Apart by sergeantmicky reviews
Loki's been banished to Earth, and he's been forced to live with the Avengers. To make matters worse, he really doesn't understand this new planet. At all. Thor doesn't either, but he'll always protect his little brother. Features all the Avengers. You won't find slash here.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,907 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Loki, Thor
Roses by bordeaux cookies reviews
Fang was a player. Getting girls was as easy as pie. But when he begins to fall for the unthinkable, Maximum, she has a plan up her sleeve to not be part of his broken heart graveyard. She plays him. And doesn't expect to fall herself. FAAAXXXX! AU, AH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,893 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Black Feathers by PhantomHeiress reviews
"To find a dark feather is an omen that the guardian of your soul is near you. Your safekeeper, your angel. And, above all, the one that can bring you the most suffering." Loki might not be able to keep his hair slicked back and perfect. Because what goes around comes around, and Karma can be a nightmare. So can the girl who controls it. Loki/OC.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,546 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012
ShadowDiving by dancingonmytoes13 reviews
I would die for her. But I have to live for her, to protect her. Angel will never feel the blows that color my life. My name is Fang. And this is my story. Rated T for violence and language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 125,141 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Fang, Angel - Complete
Of Sun and Moon by makorrashenanigans reviews
"Don't run away from me," he breathed huskily, his free hand coming up to cup her cheek. "I won't let you. Not this time." "Who says I'm running?" she challenged quietly. Max was it for him. She was his forever. And Fang wasn't going to let her go...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Max, Fang
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
One Step Ahead by szynka2496 reviews
That moment when you want to watch the 'Avengers' really badly, but the ticket seller tells you there isn't such a movie and you just want to rip of his head. And then you think it can't get worse, life proves you wrong and BAM, you find yourself in the movie. I hate my life. Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff... BEING REWRITTEN
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,102 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Into the Void by caetria reviews
Loki manages to control his fall from the Bifrost and lands on Midgard without ever encountering the Other. Once there, he disguises his form to hide from both Heimdall and SHIELD while building a reputation as a powerful mage - so powerful, in fact, that when the Chitauri invade, he is recruited into the Avengers Initiative. Post-Thor, Avengers AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Loki
A Second Chance by BoldlyGoingNowhereFast reviews
Tony Stark is a little alarmed when a rather beat up Norse god appears in Stark Tower. Why does he suddenly feel the need to help him, and why do people keep asking him all of these questions? Will eventually lead to Tony/Loki... COMPLETE
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,572 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The 30 Excuses of Loki by AchievingKitKat reviews
When watching the film, we all knew there were certain...drawbacks to the cage when Loki was put in there, didn't we. For example, going to the toilet, etc, etc. ;D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Loki
Avengers Network by Donoka06 reviews
Capitaine America a rejoint le groupe  Avengers  Tony Stark, Hulk et 6 autres personnes aiment ça. Les Avengers sur facebook? ça promet! Histoire terminée.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,157 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Switched by WetPaperTowel reviews
A freak accident during battle causes Tony Stark and Loki to swap bodies. The hero and villain are forced to spend time together to figure out how to switch back, which leads to awkward, hilarious, and disastrous situations. Will they figure it out in time, or will they kill each other in the process? Possible FrostIron fluff
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,695 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Kids These Days by Schyzotypal X reviews
Hazing!Verse 11: The Avengers are turned into kids by a soft-science de-aging serum, silliness ensues. -Tinyvengers! Crack-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Nick F., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Focus on the Shadows by village bicycle reviews
The Director is building an army. A gigantic, horrific mutant army, to take over the world and change life as we know it. And the only one that can stop this is Shadow ... but she can't do it alone. Love, hate, betrayals, fear ... Charries from SYOC. RnR! *UP FOR ADOPTION UNTIL THE 21ST OF JULY!*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,440 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011
It Takes Six To Save The World by Heart of Diamond reviews
AU! Max believes shes the only one with wings. Until she is Nicks foster sister, the mysterious emo who Max immediately despises. Max and Nick face high school, fights, queen bees, prank wars, but a hidden cult is rising and hunting the six destined to save the world. Can they face their emotions and find the rest of flock before Itex attacks? Well… Jeff certain hopes so. Fax Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,139 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Max, Fang
Fallen by Shir0 reviews
AU. Fax. Partial-human. Maximum Ride is a teenager with the unfortunate luck to run into life-threatening situations. With her father, Jeb, moving her all over the States, she finally ends up in San Diego, where she meets her Guardian Angel, Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,761 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Max, Fang
A Day of House Calls by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to A Day in Therapy. Saint takes her therapist work on the road, bringing along her mismatched team of fictional characters. They already beat the worst Mary Sue ever, how bad could this be? Well, when it comes to Fanfiction, nothing's impossible.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010
The Gifted Princess & her FairyTale of Deception by ForeverRayne reviews
Max is the princess of Bacheloria, betrothed to none other than Prince Nicholas, who likes to be called Fang, and is the snarky, arrogant, cocky bane of her existance...until one day he becomes the reason for it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,820 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Max, Fang
Forbidden by FangGirlForever reviews
Your average story about how Prince Fang and Princess Max fall in love. The only problem is, their cities are enemies. When Fang is kidnapped by Max's city and made a slave, Max falls hard for him. The worst part... A war is brewing between their parent.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,267 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Fang, Max
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Primal urges by JasperHale97 reviews
"The boys will become bigger and stronger because in the animal word the male protects the female." The flocks animalistic instincts are surfacing. Someone hide the kids, the older member are done playing. Fang wants Max back. Now.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Max, Fang
Periculum by Young.FOOLS reviews
"The floor's still dirty," he said, smirking as I scrubbed his floor with a teeny, tiny toothbrush. I wanted to smack him. "Of course it's dirty; I'm dirty!" I screeched at him. I was tired, sweaty and completely covered in dirt. "I hate you." AU. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,498 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Max, Fang
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
The Perverted Facts of Life by OwlinAMinor reviews
Thanks to Max, Fang has to ask Iggy what he knows about The Facts of Life. This triggers Iggy to recite The Perverted Facts of Life in its entirety. And Angel listens to the whole thing. Based of The Facts of Life, for Saint's Sequels Contest.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Daydream by flYegurl reviews
Iggy has lost his memories, and is now a young boy named 'James'. Angel has inherited his memories, and Max and Fang are now discovering a new Iggy they had never known. And that Iggy's childhood was worse than they could have guessed. Sequel to 'Awake'.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,614 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fang Sweeps Mines by tgypwya reviews
Life's getting boring... Until Fang discovers the addicting game of minesweeper! And proceeds to go crazy... A dumb little oneshot born out of boredom. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Fang - Complete
A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Invidia: The Unwind Experiment by AmyQueen95 reviews
When Fang and Iggy are kidnapped by a mad scientist, Max is caught up in a race against time; not only to free them, but to escape with her own life. There will be horrors, there will be heartbreak, and nothing's as it seems. -WARNING: traumatic scenes-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 49,095 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Asleep by flYegurl reviews
When Iggy is kidnapped, the flock sets off to save him... but Iggy doesn't need saving. Or does he? He has his sight back, and has fallen in love, but is that all fake? What is reality, when time has been totally altered? First in the 'Dreaming' series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,922 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Thunderstorms by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
There's a Thunderstorm rumbling at the E-Shaped house and Max is helping the Flock deal with it for the first time without Jeb. But one of the Flock isn't too comfortable with T-storms...Itsy Bitsy Fax if you squint. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Wrong Path by White Wolf1 reviews
After apparently taking a wrong turn in a mysterious forest, something happens to Legolas. Aragorn doesn't know what's wrong or what to do, so he takes the elf to his father in Rivendell, but Elrond has no answers, either.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,887 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Celestial Touch reviews
Supernatural is the newest and hottest strip club in San Francisco. It's more than just a normal strip club- it's ethereal, magical… unearthly, even. But as secret deals are made and murders and deadly accidents begin to happen, the fate of the club- and the lives of the people in it- are at stake.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,736 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] [Sam W., Lucifer]
A Life Worth Living reviews
An account of the Battle of the Five Armies from Kili's point of view. Read at your own risk. Not responsible for destroyed feels. One shot.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Shards of Courage reviews
When Loki was captured at the end of his "war", he never expected to have to be forced into his enemies' house. Nor did the Avengers expect to have to live with him until further notice. But when Tony finds out what actually happened before the attack, can he earn Loki's trust, and maybe even his love?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
I Am a Vampire! reviews
Sexy Vampire Trilogy 1/3- Red, hot, pulsating, spicy, delicious, aromatic, sweet, crimson, flowing…. Silly Max, I thought, what happened to your fight reaction?. And that was my last coherent thought before my finger alighted on a vein, the thick, juicy blood pounding away beneath my touch, and I lost all control.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,642 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Fang
The Road Goes Ever On reviews
ON HIATUS! Basically Lord of the Rings with Maximum Ride characters. Don't worry- no epicness will be lost. So read it! Rating may change. Beta is Sierra156. ON HIATUS!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011
No Safety reviews
Experimentally Torturous Trilogy 1/3- "I can't do this anymore, Max. I can't live with all these memories. I just…." he trailed off, slowly shaking his head. I was horrified to see tears running down his cheek. "Oh God, Fang, what did they do to you?" He finally looked up at me, and what I saw there broke my heart. The scientists had finally accomplished it- they had broken Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,823 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Fang
Various Phobias reviews
Previously 'me&sister'. What if members of the flock got random and ridiculous phobias? Hilarity, craziness, therapy, FAX, and NIGGY, obviously! Please review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,834 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
Sister's Great Escape reviews
B: What is this... I don't even... *sigh* Sister wrote a story from the depths of her evil, psychotic, twisted mind. Read if you dare. Sister: You're just jealous you don't get out as much as I do. Loser. This story is a bedtime story! Read it or die
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
School Days reviews
Takes place in the School. Just some history of the flock. Name/personality origins, meetings, etc. Little kid Fax! Please read and give feedback- it's desperately needed!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,026 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Safe and Sound reviews
Fang. Blood blossoming across his torn shirt, coating his hand, dripping on the ground, pumping out of a hole right above his heart. He smiled sadly at me before collapsing. FAX, not really a song fic just based on Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Revenge reviews
Sequel to Reincarnated, don't read without reading Reincarnated Max is relieved, it's all over. NV was killed, and Angel is good again. But what if it's not really over... This is by Sister.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Max, Maya A./Max 2 - Complete
Reincarnated reviews
Max is being watched. She feels unprotected. Because she's hearing a Voice. But it's not hers. This is taunting her, making her paranoid. Why? Because it gives daily updates on how close it's getting to killing her & the flock. By B's sister.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Max - Complete
Other Pairings reviews
Ever heard of Brissa? Or Rolyn? Well, now you do! Here is an extensive list of, like, 20 characters from MR! Some are funny, but most are stupid. Read anyway! Oh, and if you don't know which is what, reveiw/pm me and I'll tell you!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
Mario Kart Battle reviews
What happenes when you mix a stolen Wii, an all-nighter, Mario Kart, and a very competitive bird boy? NOT Figgy, I can say that.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
La Belle Vie reviews
'The Beautiful Life'. Fax, Niggy, Ella/Gazzy/AngelxOC. Best happy story ever! Lots of babies, new powers, and a new enemy. After MAX- end of FANG and ANGEL didn't happen. First chapter is background info.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 74,863 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Killing Dylan reviews
For all you Dylan haters out there! Want to read about Dylan enduring painful deaths? Then this story is for you! Rating for blood and gore... Dylan's blood and gore. Yay! OFF HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,003 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Dylan - Complete
Kidnapping Fang reviews
Me and Sister have always had Fang. But how did it happen? Read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Fang - Complete
Just Seahorsin' Around reviews
So I got this crazy idea- what if Fang had seahorse DNA in him? Now think about it- what do seahorses do that is entirely unique in the animal kingdom? LOL this is gonna be good. MPreg. R&R for waffles!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Fang - Complete
Insomniac reviews
Angel gets insomnia one night, but this time she can't go back to sleep at all. So what does she do? Go traipsing through others' dreams, of course.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Angel - Complete
Get Back Here! reviews
This is what I think should've happened after Fang left. I think Max gave up too easily... T for cussing. Was a one shot, but now a two-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fang is Crunk? reviews
Previously 'me&sister'. So... Fang is crunk. Like in the Kesha song. What craziness will happen now? Our first FanFic... flames are funny because you think we care.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Fang - Complete
Discovering FanFiction reviews
I asked, you voted! Here's the winner of the little poll I had a week ago! This is what happens when Fang discovers FF from his blog. Been done before, but mine will be great! Rated T for mention of lemony stuff and Iggy's lovable pervertedness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
Dark Side reviews
He was the reason for my nightmares and tears. He was the reason I had this huge scar on my face. He was the reason Nudge was dead. He was the cause of it all. Implied Niggy, FAX. Not a song-fic, just based on Dark Side by Kelly Clarkson. Review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Brain Melting reviews
Previously 'me&sister'. It's Sister, and I hijacked the account, and this is my first story! WTF is wrong with Fang's brain? What has he thought up this time? Warning: may melt your brain!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Fang - Complete
Alternate Dimension reviews
The Flock somehow travel to an alternate dimension where everyone's personalities are opposite. What happens when the Flock meet their polar opposites? Read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
A Day with Fang reviews
What happens when Sister decides to spend a day torturing- I mean spending time with Fang while Sissy is in South Carolina? Read to find out! This is by Sister.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Fang - Complete