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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Misc. Books.

Hi! I'm 14 and from Ohio. I compete in dog agility and am an honor student. I write Harry Potter and twilight. I haven't updated anything for over a year, I'm really sorry, but I'm back!

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

A True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?

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Dudley Dursley and the Quest for Truth by books101 reviews
When Dudley Dursley and his parents are forced to spend a year with-gasp!- witches and wizards, Dudley decides this is the opportunity to learn more about his apparently famous cousin. Potterwatch, tall tales and magic, oh my! Rating changed for safety...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,448 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Dudley D.
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 108 - Words: 253,662 - Reviews: 3636 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,242 - Reviews: 6204 - Favs: 11,161 - Follows: 13,229 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Brother! by Oracle2Phoenix reviews
AU. Harry's little sister: Emma Lily Potter, most witches and wizards don't know she exists. How different would he be growing up with a someone he loved and who loved him back? Harry and Emma go to Hogwarts where they make friends, duel, brew illegal potions, form a guild, fight Wizarding prejudices and get burdened with a terrible secret. Now with Elemental Magic. H/G E/? R/H N/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 460,264 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] OC, Demelza R.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 10230 - Favs: 11,855 - Follows: 10,244 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 266,203 - Reviews: 3908 - Favs: 7,528 - Follows: 8,501 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
The Son of Lord Voldemort by Shopaholic1369 reviews
Voldemort never killed Harry, instead he killed his parents and kidnapped Harry to raise as his own son against Dumbledore and the light. Dark/Slytherin Harry. Eventual M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 250,181 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 2,861 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 15085 - Favs: 22,092 - Follows: 21,743 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Death Eater No More by notwolf reviews
If Severus died in the Shrieking Shack, where is his body? Find out what really happened to Snape and the Malfoys post-Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 89 - Words: 410,682 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
My Blood Burns for You by greybleu reviews
Bella is an ordinary girl. Or so she thinks. But she's special. Special enough to catch the attentions of the mysterious and beautiful family in town. But she's more special than any of them could have imagined... AU Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,255 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 26406 - Favs: 18,443 - Follows: 13,222 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Realm of Passing by Oracle2Phoenix reviews
AU. What if the Killing curse hit Harry in the Graveyard, destroying that Horcrux 3 years early. Harry returns from the limbo Realm of Passing, and he is not the same boy-who-lived. Features Dumbledore Bashing Good but highly Arrogant and Manipulative. There will also be a lot of soul-searching amongst other characters. Main character pairings are HP/GW, RW/HG, NL/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 102,309 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Tooth and Claw by LilithBrandon reviews
Bella says no to Edward's marriage proposal right before the newborn army battle, and that one decision warps the future for her and the Cullen family into something none of them were prepared for. Not your typical Mate story. Bella/Jasper. No canon rehash.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,274 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Bella, Jasper
Raised by Darkness by apple2011 reviews
After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,493 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 3,421 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Red Orb by Oracle2Phoenix reviews
The traditional Harry goes back to teach the Marauder era Defence Against the Dark Arts, only it's my own little twist. Plus he's not alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,534 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
Life Happens by WhySoSerious000 reviews
Continuation of Secrets, and won't make sense unless you read Secrets first.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Syndrome, Violet P.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5574 - Favs: 6,425 - Follows: 7,050 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Albus Potter and the Global Revelation by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 1/7. Structured like original HP books. Albus starts at Hogwarts! The world is in tumult over a vital question: in the age of technology, should Muggles be informed of magic now before they find out anyway? But there are more problems (see long summary inside). And Albus is right in the center of them all. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,469 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
To annoy a potions master by SnuggleswithSnape reviews
Hermione has changed since the war, deciding to have some fun she comes up with a list of ways to annoy Severus Snape, what will happen when she puts her plan into action? Read and find out, eventual HG/SS pairing and a little bit of Drarry too. review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,622 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4161 - Favs: 7,948 - Follows: 4,450 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Solstice by vegasmom reviews
Three years after Breaking Dawn, the adventure continues... When a new vampire comes to Forks, the wolves get an unexpected surprise as one of them befriends her. Then, a sudden turn of events captures the attention of the Volturi summoning their return.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 187,106 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Seth, Jacob
Yet Again by Silverfawkes reviews
Sequel to Yet Another Universe. Harry is Pulled to another Universe where almost everything is changed. Can he adapt quickly enough to survive? Will he finally find a place to call home? Warnings posted in Author notes chapter 1
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,538 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011
Remembrance by Heroes.Heroines reviews
"I-I think I know you. Somehow. I've...I've definatly been here before!" His eyes were downcasted and could not meet the younger boy's gaze. "How do I know you!" Harry abuse, Sev saves.. Different!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,718 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Tale of Isabella Black by LeahHeartsSirius reviews
I was kidnapped at four, rescued by an unlikely hero and hidden in the US. I was then adopted by the Swans, found out I was a witch, discovered my true ancestry, fell in love with a vampire and competed in the TWT. I am Isabella Black. This is my story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,696 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
The battle of Hogwarts Minerva McGonagall by MinnieMcG reviews
So this is the battle of Hogwarts in Minerva McGonagall's view. I hope you like it. Based on books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Minerva M., Harry P.
And Then an Owl Flew into the Kitchen by Constant Comment Tea reviews
It came one sunny Saturday morning, the air still cool and damp from an overnight thunderstorm. The birds outside chirped merrily—at least, the ones whose beaks weren't full of big, juicy worms. Or mail.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,542 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Light at the End of the Tunnel by MagicaeArtiumLaudator reviews
McGonagall's POV on the end of the war and just afterwards. Canon up until after the actual book ends. Bit of fluff towards the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,489 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Minerva M., Harry P.
Jessica's Ultimate Fail by Broken Daydreamer reviews
What would happen if the lab partners were switched and Jesscia was paired with Edward? What if Jesscia wanted to claim Edward as her own? better then it sounds, Jessica being stupid... give it a shot, its pretty funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Jessica, Edward
Fortunate Son by Call-me-Cassandra reviews
"It is not unusual for one child in a family to be singled out for abuse and neglect. Often the other children in the household even participate in the abuse of the scapegoat." Dudley Dursley looks back on his childhood. Some things are a lot clearer now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
A Purrfect Transfiguration by Srstatts reviews
Harry's first Transfiguration class- which doesn't exactly go how its supposed to. One-shot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Sex Ed by NeverthelessTwin reviews
One-shot,Emmet embarrasses Edward in Sex Education class. Read and Review, no flames please I'm a delicate flower really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Structure of the Government in Harry Potter by Dobby's Socks reviews
This is simply organized thoughts on everything we know about the Ministry of Magic, and attempts to fill in the blanks of what we don't know. Any ideas that you get from this can be used, provided you let us know so we can check it out! Input desired!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4724 - Favs: 5,528 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grave Days by Northumbrian reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts is over. The following day Harry wakes to a changed world, to a future he did not think he would have. This is a story about those first days after the battle. Days of mourning and funerals. Grave Days.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,261 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Emmett's list by jewelthebrat reviews
From my Story, Hogwarts meet the cullens. Can be read on its own. Emmett finds the 150 things not to do at hogwarts and adds some comments. Alice joins him in the fun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Emmett - Complete
Mollilily Potter and Breaking Wind by cubye4 reviews
What if J.K. Rowling and Stephenie Meyer tried to write the ending to each other's novels?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
The return of the Volturi by tsukiaka reviews
The Cullens have managed to scare off the Volturi before...it is now a century later, and the Volturi have come for their revenge...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,010 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Bella - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 3,344 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Emmett's Back! by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Charlie is called to arrest a Cullen. Guess who! Emmett! But Emmett's not alone. Laughing is guaranteed. Charlie Emmett Renesmee! XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Charlie S., Emmett - Complete
The Cullens: Face Of The Freak by I Am The Sparkly Vampire reviews
Vampires have been exposed to the human world and teh cullens are famous via twilight new moon eclipse and breaking dawn ect. The volturi are dead. Yes DEAD all of them. Emmett comes up with the idea to enter a have your own reality tv show competion...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3685 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 2,676 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Deepest Reflections by Kurinoone reviews
Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,604 - Reviews: 5003 - Favs: 2,851 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Nargles by TwoLittleBirds reviews
The Death Eaters capture Luna The Half Blood Prince , and Snape shows a suprisingly softer side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
The Guardians Next Door by sprite.isn't.lemonade reviews
After hearing that Harry is being abused, Dumbledore sends Severus and Minerva to investigate. Posing as a married couple, they move in next door and watch over Harry before they can take him away on his 11th birthday. Abusive Dursleys & mentor Snape. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,832 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Spinach Dip, Real Hot Chicks by Jellyfish McGee reviews
Bella is inher history class, which she hates... Emmett is in the mood for a fight, and may have ruined Mike's chances of collage and reputation and put a damper on his permanent record Very weird, twisted like cheese strings :P i likes it! one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella, Mike - Complete
Harry Potter and the Amulet of the Moon by semprini reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Antiquity Link. Harry and fifteen members of the DA go to an isolated island, then back in time a year, to train Aurors for a suddenly Auror-less society... and are unexpectedly thrust back into the thick of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 236,266 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Antiquity Link by semprini reviews
The morning after defeating Voldemort, Harry finds he wants nothing more than to be left alone. However, angry goblins, dementors, and a well-meaning Minister make this impossible, imposing on Harry more responsibilities than he wants... and then some.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 327,064 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
The Switch by bethanyblacklestrange reviews
What if something went wrong during Snape’s Occlumency Lessons?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,918 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Another Perspective by fahzzyquill reviews
Dumbledore decides that the students and staff of Hogwarts lack understanding. He decides to have them switch bodies for a month to gain another perspective on life. Will revenge win out, or will a new understanding be formed by the Hogwarts population?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,333 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
War POV's by FirePhoenix86 reviews
A selection of POV's from a Quintet of character’s throughout the last few moments of the final battle. Follows Ron, Hermione, Draco, Ginny, and McGonagall’s thoughts before, during, and after they find out what happened to Harry after the Forest scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Blog of ONLY the Cullens by Shipper Friendly reviews
Carlisle starts a blog. This is the blog.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Overcoming Differences by Angelauthor14 reviews
With the Dursleys away, Harry is left needing a place to stay . . . and the most unlikely candidate steps forward. A Harry/Snape guardian fic. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,524 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
UNCLES by caseytabwizz reviews
Renesmee is in jail. While waiting for her father she gets flashback of things she did as a kid. What will happen? Will dad be mad?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
The Irrevocable by Prismaa reviews
A nosy reporter has filmed some of the Volturi’s less human activities. He tries to get more information but is killed, the footage is aired, vampires are exposed and the Volturi falls apart leaving the world in chaos. Mostly B Pov. T for safety’s sake
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009
All at Once by Aurilia reviews
AU. Harry didn't go to Hogwarts, he went to Stonewall Secondary. His main goal in life was to leave the Dursleys' and go to college, until Remus Lupin finds him on his seventeenth birthday and his life changes all at once. See Ch 1 AN for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,642 - Reviews: 3015 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
25 Ways to Prank Snape Redux Version by JenniferRSong reviews
Fred and George get their hands on the Marauders' Map in their first year and launch a prank campaign against the greasy git of a Potions professor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8435 - Favs: 7,638 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Annoying Professor Snape by Numairs-Magelet reviews
The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,096 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Bond by Crystal Cove reviews
[REWRITTEN & COMPLETE] The Dursleys win a summer vacation to Mexico, leaving nine year old Harry Potter behind. A reluctant Snape to the rescue…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 139,195 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Curiosity by ChocolateEclar reviews
Post Deathly Hallows oneshot. In which Snape and Dumbledore’s portraits meet the little Potter boy who shares their names.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Ten Points from Professor Snape by Spiderwebs11 reviews
Here's chapter 11. What with Voldemort well and truly out of the way we need something to occupy our spare time and Professor Snape has unwittingly given us something to live for revenge! Based on 401 ways to annoy Snape. No beta sorry NO HBP! WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
An Imaginary Date with Bella by lbj reviews
Mike is in Biology and dreaming of a fake date with Bella. During Twilight before spring break, but while Edward and Bella are going out. One Shot that turned into more because people wanted me to finish it. Mikes POV Finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
A Life of Lies by kamahpfan reviews
Post OotP! Severitus Challange. Snape is sent to the Dursley's in disguise and makes a very unpleasent discovery. Rated for some language, Future Violence and Abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 165,014 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7354 - Favs: 8,400 - Follows: 2,676 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Book one: Start in a new life by writing-phoenix reviews
On hold AU How would things have changed if the Dursley’s had gone from insulting Harry to hurting him? This story features Harry’s first year at Hogwarts, him making friends and facing challenges in the new and wonderful world. Warning: Child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 139,502 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Suffering by Rubberduckie713 reviews
Your usual: Harry is abused by the Dursleys and then saved by Severus Snape. WARNING: Child abuse, Language, and major OotP spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,414 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
101 ways by Parody-of-an-Angel reviews
What happens when Ron and Harry compile a list of ways to piss off Snape and why is Hermione acting it out? SSHG list by EnSnared
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,854 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Summer With Snape by MiDNiGHT-MoRPHiNE reviews
August 28, 04- Updated. After finding out that Harry's relatives aren't exactly 'suitable guardians', Severus Snape takes Harry in for the rest of the summer. Only time will tell if both of them can survive the summer, and each other..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Oh the Places You'll Go... by Malena reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!! What would have happened if Sirius hadn't gone looking for Peter that fateful Halloween night. What if they hadn't caught Sirius and charged him with the betrayal of his two best friends… What if they had never found Harry…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,937 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Lost and Afraid by AngedelaMorte reviews
Tormented Harry rescued from an abusive Dursley household by a mysterious character. My take on a Severitus fic. Read and review! Warning mentions of child abuse. Slight (VERY SLIGHT) HD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,488 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Substitute by ColdCoffeeEyes25 reviews
When Hagrid pops the question to Madame Maxime and the wedding date is set for April, the Hogwarts faculty must find a replacement Care of Magical Creatures teacher. Crossover with The Crocodile Hunter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Intersections In Real Time by Ariana Deralte reviews
Just before Harry's eleventh birthday Severus Snape shows up on the Dursley's doorstep and changes Harry's life forever. *Mostly abandoned at this point*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,902 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/21/2002 - Published: 4/9/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Novo
Amair was just an average good girl, until a new girl came to school. Amair is thrown into a world that she never knew existed, and finds herself in the middle of a war that only she can lead. Will she succeed in her new life as a Novo? Or will she run from the challenges that she must face.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Published: 12/2/2012
Wife Swap Dad edition reviews
Emmett and Alice sign Esme up for wife swap, to find Carlisle will be going instead to the Ortiz family in toldeo Ohio. Get ready for randomness, humor, and pranks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Carlisle, Edward
Renesmee's school days reviews
Nessie goes to school in Ohio, meets new people and makes friends, and enimies. Don't forget about Esme! She has been sneaking around the family, who knows what she is up to!CAUTION: EXTREMELY RANDOM first story r&r
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,208 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Esme - Complete
A Nurse's Bet reviews
While working at the hospital, Carlisle gets a visit from Emmett. Over hearing a conversation about a broken bed, two nurses, Megan and Jenny, make a bet if Carlisle is Gay. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete