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Author has written 5 stories for Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード, and Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei.

Friend vs. Best Friend -

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: lunch buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this!


Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.


If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you are obsessed with Pokemon, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever run into a wall, or a part of one, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you are weird and proud of it put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are an absolute amine freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile, or else that little world will be destroyed by Fanfiction!

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you hate Shadamy paste this

If you live and breath Fan Fiction paste this

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

if you think that something should be done about global warming copy and past this to your profile.

If you hate rap music, put this in your profile. Remember, you can't spell crap without rap!

If you write your own songs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile.

If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, PhantomGirl12, StarSapphireWolf, The-Random-Rose1754,

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the world should always recycle copy this on your profile.

If you do not drink alcohol, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you don't do anything illegal, copy this to your profile.

If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.

If you have noticed I put two things twice, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like to chew on ice cubes, copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund,TrixieStixs, Onar Toa of Hunger, Super Poof, Artimus Howl, Rain C. Frosty, StarSapphireWolf, The-Random-Rose1754

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (I do this on an almost a daily basis.)


This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead
I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending
Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,
the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,
the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom.. I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank and I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive.

If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think drunk driving should stop.


OXYMORONS:

45. Act naturally

44. Found missing

43. Resident alien

42. Advanced BASIC

41. Genuine imitation

40. Airline Food

39. Good grief

38. Same difference

37. Almost exactly

36. Government organization

35. Sanitary landfill

34. Alone together

33. Legally drunk

32. Silent scream

31. Living dead

30. Small crowd

29. Business ethics

28. Soft rock

27. Butt head

26. Military intelligence

25. Software documentation

24. New classic

23. Sweet sorrow

22. Child Proof

21. "Now, then ..."

20. Synthetic natural gas

19. Passive aggression

18. Taped live

17. Clearly misunderstood

16. Peace force

15. Extinct life

14. Temporary tax increase

13. Computer jock

12. Plastic glasses

11. Terribly pleased

10. Computer security

9. Political science

8. Tight slacks

7. Definite maybe

6. Pretty ugly

5. Twelve-ounce pound cake

4. Diet ice cream

3. Working vacation

2. Exact estimate

...And the number 1 oxymoron is..

1. Microsoft Works


25 TRUTHS OF LIFE...

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.


Favorite Quotes~~

-"Got it memorized?" -Axel

-"The way to cure yourself of a bad stomach ache is simple. Just hit your head on the table and your stomach pains seem to vanish!" -Chris

-"I like to watch people trip." -Happy Bunny

-"If life gives you lemons, squirt juice in your enemy's eyes'." -Happy Bunny

-"Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?" -No clue, but a very good question.

"You could poke it with a pillow and kill it." -One of the aliens from A.T.H.F.

-"Can't sleep... Clowns will eat me." -Shirt

-"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay." -Shirt

-"I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick." -Sticker

-"Jump! For the love of batman, JUMP!!!" -ProtonJon


99 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. I couldn't resist putting this here!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

35. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

36. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

37. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

38. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

39. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

40. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

41. Two words: "Marco Polo."

42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

43. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head).

44. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

46. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

47. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

48. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

49. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

50. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

51. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations.

52. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

53. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

54. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

55. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

56. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

57. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

58. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

59. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

60. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

61. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.

62. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

63. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

64. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

65. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

66. If you're female: Take some men's clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist, "But I AM a man," if the attendant says anything. If you're a man, vice versa.

67. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking.

68. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff the, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "P-eeew! That perfume stinks!"

69. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here.

70. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Mike Hunt" (or "Harry Butz", etc.)

71. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemorrhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem.

72. While you're doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" on the logo.

73. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

74. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.

75. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

76. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.

77. One word: STREAK!

78. Excessively use anything thing that says "Try Me".

79. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

80. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

81. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster.

82. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are.

83. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities".

84. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

85. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

86. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving store. As you’re walking through the doors act like you’re expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as your can.

87. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

88. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department.

89. Put lingerie in the men's department.

90. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture.

91. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.

92. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and "buzzing".

93. With friends, stage a "sit-in" in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept.

94. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if you’re also a guy.

95. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible.

96. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone.

97. Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out.

98. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins.

99. Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks.


You know you're desperate when the love of your life doesn't exist. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen madly in love with an anime character. Put your penname into this and name the character in parentheses. KatandNeko-chan (Hatsuharu Sohma) enteryournamehere5 (Hatake Kakashi) Magician-Master-Duelist (Ravenpaw from Warriors) The-Random-Rose1754 (Nile from Metal Fight Beyblade)


In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Darn, there goes my Christmas plans!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward,ThailynnCullen, frostfur72, Silverclaw the Destined, The-Random-Rose1754


GOD

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? If you truly believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile

Repost this if you truly believe in God.If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and DON'T IGNORE THIS because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me on Earth, I will deny you in front of my Father at the Gates of Heaven."

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. God is my Hero!

repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,
"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father

Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray. AMEN TO THAT!!!


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Name 13 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions. (Metal Fight Beyblade)

1. Ginga

2. Madoka

3. Kyouya

4. Benki

5. Kenta

6. Hikaru

7. Ryuuga

8. Chi yun

9. Tsubasa

10. Yuu

11. Tetsuya

12. Tobio

13. Ryuutaro

1. Have you ever read a 7/2 fic?Do you want to?

(Ryuuga/Madoka) no, but i'd be cool to see one

2. Do you think 9 is hot? How hot?

(Tsubasa) YES! Who doesn't?

3. What would happen if 10 got 5 pregnant?

(Yuu/ Kenta) Not POSSIBLE!!! DX

4. Can you recall any fics about 7?

(Ryuuga) yes, but i haven't read them

5. Would 11 and 3 make a good couple?

(Tetsuya/ Kyouya) probably not

6. 6/2 or 6/3? Why?

(Hikaru/Madoka or Hikaru/Kyouya) Hikaru/Kyouya! I lub that couple!

7. What would happen if 9 walked in on 2 and 8 having sex?

(Chi Yun/ Madoka-Tsubasa) Tsubasa- WTH!?!?!?

8. Make up a summary for a 12/6 fic.

(Tobio/ Hikaru) Tobio steals Hikaru from Kyouya XD

9. Is there any such thing as 8/3 fluff?

(Chi Yun/ Kyouya) NOO!

10. Suggest a title for a 4/11 hurt/comfort fic.

(Benki/Tetsuya ) A Squashed Crab

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 8 to deflower 2?

(Chi Yun/Madoka) I'd hit him with a pot!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 het?

(Ryuuga) no

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 6?

(Hikaru) no, i wish

14. Would anyone on your friends list write 5/8/1?

(Kenta/Chi Yun/Ginga) Um, No.

15. What might 8 scream at a moment of great passion?

(Chi Yun) LACERTA! *stuck for ideas*

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about 6, what song would you choose?

(Hikaru) Teardrops on my Guitar

17. If you wrote a 1/8/4 fic, what would the warning be?

(Ginga/ Chi Yun/ Benki) Don't read this?

18. What might be a good pick up line for 11 to use on 6?

(Tetsuya/ Hikaru) There are none

19. When was the last time you read a fic about 9?

(Tsubasa) Yesterday

20. What is 12's super secret kink?

(Tobio) LOVES CHOCOLATE COOKIES! XD

21. Would 1 shag 3? Drunk or sober?

(Ginga/Kyouya) NOOOOOOOOO! DX

22. If 4 and 12 get together, who tops?

(Benki/Tobio) NIETHER!

23. "(11) and (2) are in a happy relationship until (2) runs off with (10). (11), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (4) and a brief unhappy affair with (9), then follows the wise advice of (7) and finds true love with (5)."

Tetsuya and Madoka are in a happy relationship until Madoka runs off with Yuu. Tetsuya, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Benki and a brief unhappy affair with Tsubasa, then follows the wise advice of Ryuuga and finds true love with Kenta. WTH!?!?!?

Again! This time with SOUL EATER!!!

Name 13 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions. (Soul Eater)

1. Soul

2. Tsubaki

3. Spirit

4. Stien

5. Maka

6. Black*Star

7. Death the Kid

8. Chrona (GIRL)

9. Marie

10. Liz

11. Medusa

12. Patti

13. Sid

1. Have you ever read a 7/2 fic? Do you want to?

(Kid/Tsubaki) No and No

2. Do you think 9 is hot? How hot?

(Marie) I’m a girl…

3. What would happen if 10 got 5 pregnant?

(Liz/Maka) NOT POSSIBLE!

4. Can you recall any fics about 7?

(Kid) Not right now

5. Would 11 and 3 make a good couple?

(Medusa/Spirit) Probably not

6. 6/2 or 6/3? Why?

(Black*Star/Tsubaki or Black*Star/Spirit) First one

7. What would happen if 9 walked in on 2 and 8 having sex?

(Marie walked in on Tsubaki/Chrona-GIRL) WTH?

8. Make up a summary for a 12/6 fic.

(Patti/Black*Star) People would say he’s crazy, but he couldn’t help but want that weapon for himself (Ya know, I might actually write this one… XD)

9. Is there any such thing as 8/3 fluff?

(Chrona/Spirit) Maybe a crack couple, but I hope not

10. Suggest a title for a 4/11 hurt/comfort fic.

(Stien/Medusa) Snake and Scientist- A Maddened Heart’s Tale? (Episode title XD)

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 8 to deflower 2?

(Chrona/Tsubaki) none

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 het?

(Kid) Yes, Nintenstar, I’m looking at you!

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 6?

(Black*Star) no

14. Would anyone on your friends list write 5/8/1?

(Maka/Chrona/Soul) Erm, no

15. What might 8 scream at a moment of great passion?

(Chrona-GIRL) I GET IT NOW! (IDK XD)

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about 6, what song would you choose?

(Black*Star) I’m Just A Kid (no idea why, it was the first song in my head when I thought of him

17. If you wrote a 1/8/4 fic, what would the warning be?

(Soul/Chrona/Stien) Uh, High levels of stupidity?

18. What might be a good pick up line for 11 to use on 6?

(Medusa/Black*Star) I could held you surpass God…

19. When was the last time you read a fic about 9?

(Marie) Never

20. What is 12's super-secret kink?

(Patti) Hyperactivity and loves giraffes (not that secret XD)

21. Would 1 shag 3? Drunk or sober?

(Soul/Spirit) EFF NO!!!!

22. If 4 and 12 get together, who tops?

(Stien/Patti) Erm… O///o

23. "(11) and (2) are in a happy relationship until (2) runs off with (10). (11), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (4) and a brief unhappy affair with (9), then follows the wise advice of (7) and finds true love with (5)."

"Medusa and Tsubaki are in a happy relationship until Tsubaki runs off with Liz. Medusa, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Stien and a brief unhappy affair with Marie, then follows the wise advice of Kid and finds true love with Maka. And then the world blows up. XD

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Pieces of the Picture by kopycat101 reviews
Dangan Ronpa drabbles/oneshots over people's relationships to one another. Maybe, just maybe, these bits and pieces of interactions and blooming bonds can create Pieces of the Picture. And with these, it's possible that we can experience Hope's Peak Academy as they have. (multiships/ rare pairs) (possible dr/sdr2/dr0/free time event spoilers) [[ABANDONED due to tech difficulties]]
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,035 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Naegi M., Fukawa T., Komaeda N., Tanaka G. - Complete
Best Day of My Life by KingKPGlitz reviews
A Leon x Souda fanfiction. It tells of how the two met and explores their growing relationship together.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Kuwata L., Souda K.
The Hard Path to Atonement by owlalwaysluvu reviews
Occurs after the events of Unwound Future. Clive faces the crimes he has committed with the help of Luke Triton. LukexClive
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Clive/Klaus, Luke T., H. Layton, Flora R.
Beyond 'Empty' by KillingKathy reviews
Summary: "With nothing to live for, who are you, really?" Modern AU. It came as a surprise to Rivaille when Eren was hospitalized. 'Suicide Attempt,' they said. "But that's not right.." Rivaille whispered. "Because Eren was happy, wasn't he?" Thirteen tapes. Thirteen chances to see into his heart. "Who are you, really?"
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,939 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
Can't Help Falling in Love by KingKPGlitz reviews
An Ishimondo fanfic. Ishimaru and Mondo have a study date which leads to the start of a budding friendship.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,268 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Ishimaru K., Oowada M.
Demure- Shattered Confidence by Light8mare reviews
They knew he wasn't all that confident in himself, but none bothered to ask why. When he's found half-dead on a road, leaving him with scars both visable and not so, they have no choice but to go to the root of the problem, buried within a fear-filled past.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Kyouya T., Nile
Hot Chocolate by DittoDudette reviews
NoCo AU twoshot. "Remember, Cody, it's not a good idea to upset the only person that'll ever love you." Cody has an abusive boyfriend and meets a sarcastic cynic over a cup of hot chocolate. Warnings: rated T. abuse and mentions of mature content.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Cody, Noah
Saturday by Lilou halo reviews
Murkuro is tired and Leon is there to be annoying. Or maybe, he isn't... Is he? This is a request for a friend of mine, CallingGalaxy. I felt bad for closing off "tispy", so this is my apology gift. Sorry!
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Kuwata L., Ikusaba M. - Complete
The Heir Apparent by Gentleman Crow reviews
As long as he could remember, Eridan had walked in the footsteps of the legendary pirate Dualscar and failed to live up to his name. However, just as he prepares to accept his fate, a chance meeting with their psionic helmsman alters his destiny forever.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,726 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
AkuRoku Bad Pickup Lines by Tekalali reviews
Axel had to impress Roxas but... were bad pickup lines really the right way to do it?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fall by DarkHououmon reviews
Something has arrived on Lyoko. And it has its eyes set on Odd.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Odd D. - Complete
Number one of my heart by Solynn Galaxy reviews
Since he learnt that he was maybe a legendary blader, Masamune doesn't make more than train all the day. But he doesn't realize that he abandonns his friend and that this one has feelings for him... King x Masamune, slight Zeo x Toby
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Masamune, King - Complete
Gravity by SunnyFudanshi reviews
"You're neither friend or foe. But...I just can't seem to let you go..." It's a rainy day in the Candy Kingdom. One-Shot. Slash. Kinda Fluffy. Gumlee/Marball/Whatever the hell this ship is called. T for slight sexual content.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
The Red Scenery by Loveless - Heartless reviews
"Again we fight - about what we don't know - you say you are only able to feel red pity, but I question if you see me with black. I don't want you to be black... the emptiness, the void of a colour does not suit you. To me you look better in red." - DAVKAT
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Admirer by dreamlily reviews
Boy drowning sorrows in a milkshake meets teen being chased by fan girls. Comfort and words of wisdom are shared, and perhaps a new admiration is grown? Yeah, this is an implied crack pairing and more drabblish than anything. R&R, no flames!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Sora, Kyouya T.
Walk on the Ocean by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Karkat wanders away from the chaotic post-game reunion/victory party to relax on the shore of Jade's island. Dave and Jade find him there. Karkat x Dave x Jade.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2012 - [Dave S., Jade H., Karkat V.] - Complete
The Little Things by LookRightThroughMe reviews
At first, Kakashi was interested. Then, he was mildly obsessed. Now he's in love. Too bad Iruka is Captain Oblivious. What's a genius shinobi to do? Revamped and reloaded, baby!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,772 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
AmusementStuck by JessyDarlink reviews
Alternately Titled: WHY ARE ALL THESE RIDES MADE FOR TALL HUMANIODS Alternately Titled: Why Oh Why Do You Trust Dave Strider. No, seriously, your name is Karkat Vantas and you are sort of regretting this outing. Note: Rating Changed, Description Changed
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,680 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
Syncopated by centreoftheselights reviews
Dave Strider is mixing beats, and Karkat knows a thing or two about keeping a steady pulse.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
The City and the River by whispered touches reviews
It's what they were built to be. Fifty sentences, based on one-word prompts. Makorra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
Wakeup attempts by Sharkey52 reviews
How does Crystal get the other dexholders up in the morning? A little one-shot to answer this question. Rated for Crystal and Gold putting Gold's seemingly-indestructable billiard cue to 'good use'.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Crystal, Blue O./Green O. (male), Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
To Stain Red by Fleury's Apprentice70 reviews
After Karkat creates the grubs with ectobiology, he realizes how horrible of a leader he is, and tries to fix it all by getting rid of the source of all the problems-himself.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Karkat V. - Complete
A Fool In Love by TopazSunshine reviews
Her eyes were alluring and they made his mind spin out of control. –MarkChelsea
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Mark, Chelsea - Complete
Hopeless by gimmeabreakxD reviews
To him, love isn't roses and chocolates and romantic candlelit dinners over glasses of red wine. Love is blushing until he ruptures his spleen, stumbling over his words, and making a fool of himself to make her smile...because that's how hopeless he is.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,132 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Mark, Chelsea - Complete
The Sun, Moon, and Heart's Tale by weatherprophetK reviews
A cloaked boy tells the story of the anciant gods and the story of the Sun and Moon and how they both came to be. contains RokuShion and is rated K plus for slight violence
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Roxas, Xion
A Day In the Life of Tetsuya Watarigani by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
Complete and utter fluffy crack fic with no plot to speak of. Tetsuya is enjoying a nice day with his favorite group of people- crabs! Please read and review, and remember- I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
Don't Leave Yet by LuvMe4eva reviews
Runo's leaving, Dan hasn't told her how he feels. Will either of them confess before it's too late. DanxRuno,RunoxDan
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Dan K., Runo M. - Complete
Watch Me Burn by HisSweetestHoney reviews
Runo's hopelessly in love. She's lost in a fit of emotions. Dan's with someone else, and so is she! And what's all this about Vestroia, and Koi? DanxRuno, DanxJulie, AlicexShun, ChanxJoe, JuliexBilly, minor RunoxBilly But not really
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008
The Man Who Can't be Moved by RobSp1derp1g reviews
Ash decides to wait for a girl on the place where he first met her. Based on "The Man Who Can't be Moved" by The Script. Contains Advanceshipping. Winner of the 2008 AdvanceShipping Day fanficion contest on SPPF. Written with the help of Uzamaki Hinata.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka - Complete
Take My Hand by Night Rain Illusion reviews
AU, Advanceshipping and Ikarishipping. Ash and May are lost in Eterna Forest and come upon the Pokemon Chateau, where they meet its maiden, Dawn. But when Dawn is suddenly more than she seems, they find that there is a much bigger secret at large here...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka - Complete
Leaf in an Icy World by yipyop1 reviews
Amy's emotions are slowly killing her. From holding them in so long, she is heartbroken by what Sonic did.There is nowhere to turn...but tangled mysteries will soon be unraveled and roses will bloom when Sonic makes a sacrifice to show Amy the truth...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,600 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
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You've Got It Wrong reviews
Hinata's tired of mistletoe, Komaeda's self-depreciating, and Ibuki and Souda like to set their friends up
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Hinata H., Komaeda N.] Souda K., Mioda Ibuki - Complete
Melodies of the Piano reviews
Sundays were the days most kids left the school to do whatever, and those who stayed mostly stuck to places like the gym, pool, and rec room. That's why Kuwata Leon was confused when he heard the piano being played when he passed the music room.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Ikusaba M., Kuwata L.] - Complete
Accidents, Coincidences, and Other Things reviews
Ryuuga thought it was just coincidence the first few times he ran into Sora, who always seemed to come at him like a blur of blonde hair and nonsensical insults. (It was always something about being a snake, or a bad person or something, like he didn't already know that.) Written as a gift by nicecoasters on tumblr and posted with permission!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Sora, Ryuuga] - Complete
Night of Wind and Waves reviews
Pretty much an idea I randomly got for KyouyaXHikaru! On a windy night, Hikaru sneaks out to battle in secret... only to find that she's not alone... *ONESHOT*
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Kyouya T., Hikaru H. - Complete
Yuu's Story reviews
I once wondered where Yuu came from, and why he joined the Dark Nebula. I wrote this to explain everything. Hope you like!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Y. Tendo - Complete
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