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Joined 03-06-11, id: 2778793, Profile Updated: 03-27-16
Author has written 5 stories for Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード, and Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei.

The name's Leo, and I write fics. Granted I don't post them here much anymore, you're more likely to find me on Ao3 under the same username.


OXYMORONS:

45. Act naturally

44. Found missing

43. Resident alien

42. Advanced BASIC

41. Genuine imitation

40. Airline Food

39. Good grief

38. Same difference

37. Almost exactly

36. Government organization

35. Sanitary landfill

34. Alone together

33. Legally drunk

32. Silent scream

31. Living dead

30. Small crowd

29. Business ethics

28. Soft rock

27. Butt head

26. Military intelligence

25. Software documentation

24. New classic

23. Sweet sorrow

22. Child Proof

21. "Now, then ..."

20. Synthetic natural gas

19. Passive aggression

18. Taped live

17. Clearly misunderstood

16. Peace force

15. Extinct life

14. Temporary tax increase

13. Computer jock

12. Plastic glasses

11. Terribly pleased

10. Computer security

9. Political science

8. Tight slacks

7. Definite maybe

6. Pretty ugly

5. Twelve-ounce pound cake

4. Diet ice cream

3. Working vacation

2. Exact estimate

...And the number 1 oxymoron is..

1. Microsoft Works


25 TRUTHS OF LIFE...

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.


In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Darn, there goes my Christmas plans!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


GOD

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

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Love is strange by Fanfic Jewels reviews
Read on for multiple one-shots of random pairings! However I need your requests to write these, so please do read the first chapter before sending a request. Wow, such summary, much good.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015
The Twelve Days of Christmas by demoncookie8D reviews
A little Christmas cheer goes a long way to bring our two boys together for the Holidays.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Kyo S., Tohru H., Yuki S. - Complete
Pieces of the Picture by kopycat101 reviews
Dangan Ronpa drabbles/oneshots over people's relationships to one another. Maybe, just maybe, these bits and pieces of interactions and blooming bonds can create Pieces of the Picture. And with these, it's possible that we can experience Hope's Peak Academy as they have. (multiships/ rare pairs) (possible dr/sdr2/dr0/free time event spoilers) [[ABANDONED due to tech difficulties]]
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,035 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Naegi M., Fukawa T., Komaeda N., Tanaka G. - Complete
Is it Hot in Here, or is it Just You? by Merci reviews
Hwoarang isn't having much luck with his pickup lines. Hwoarang/Jin
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Hwoarang, Jin K. - Complete
Best Day of My Life by KingKPGlitz reviews
A Leon x Souda fanfiction. It tells of how the two met and explores their growing relationship together.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Kuwata L., Souda K.
Hopeless by Shami Woo reviews
Devil is stronger than ever. Jin is afraid, but sadly, Hwoarang isn't. May be slash up ahead.
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Devil Jin, Hwoarang, Jin K.
Daylight by Shami Woo reviews
They were walking back from a day at the dojang, when a little girl approaches. Of course, Hwoarang must make everything a contest. Pairingless. Drabble.
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Hwoarang, Jin K. - Complete
Hot Chocolate by DittoDudette reviews
NoCo AU twoshot. "Remember, Cody, it's not a good idea to upset the only person that'll ever love you." Cody has an abusive boyfriend and meets a sarcastic cynic over a cup of hot chocolate. Warnings: rated T. abuse and mentions of mature content.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Cody, Noah
Saturday by Lilou halo reviews
Murkuro is tired and Leon is there to be annoying. Or maybe, he isn't... Is he? This is a request for a friend of mine, CallingGalaxy. I felt bad for closing off "tispy", so this is my apology gift. Sorry!
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Kuwata L., Ikusaba M. - Complete
A Fallen Fighter by Shiang reviews
A quick drabble that skims over the bond between Jin and Hwoarang, and the mutual respect that lies beneath their rivalry. Set to the scene of Baek's ending in Tekken 6.
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Hwoarang, Jin K.
AkuRoku Bad Pickup Lines by Tekalali reviews
Axel had to impress Roxas but... were bad pickup lines really the right way to do it?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fall by DarkHououmon reviews
Something has arrived on Lyoko. And it has its eyes set on Odd.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Odd D. - Complete
Gravity by SunnyFudanshi reviews
"You're neither friend or foe. But...I just can't seem to let you go..." It's a rainy day in the Candy Kingdom. One-Shot. Slash. Kinda Fluffy. Gumlee/Marball/Whatever the hell this ship is called. T for slight sexual content.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
The Red Scenery by Loveless - Heartless reviews
"Again we fight - about what we don't know - you say you are only able to feel red pity, but I question if you see me with black. I don't want you to be black... the emptiness, the void of a colour does not suit you. To me you look better in red." - DAVKAT
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Syncopated by centreoftheselights reviews
Dave Strider is mixing beats, and Karkat knows a thing or two about keeping a steady pulse.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
Wakeup attempts by Sharkey52 reviews
How does Crystal get the other dexholders up in the morning? A little one-shot to answer this question. Rated for Crystal and Gold putting Gold's seemingly-indestructable billiard cue to 'good use'.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Crystal, Blue O./Green O. (male), Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
To Stain Red by WordsfromAshes reviews
After Karkat creates the grubs with ectobiology, he realizes how horrible of a leader he is, and tries to fix it all by getting rid of the source of all the problems-himself.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Karkat V. - Complete
A Fool In Love by TopazSunshine reviews
Her eyes were alluring and they made his mind spin out of control. –MarkChelsea
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Mark, Chelsea - Complete
Hopeless by gimmeabreakxD reviews
To him, love isn't roses and chocolates and romantic candlelit dinners over glasses of red wine. Love is blushing until he ruptures his spleen, stumbling over his words, and making a fool of himself to make her smile...because that's how hopeless he is.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,132 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Mark, Chelsea - Complete
A Day In the Life of Tetsuya Watarigani by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
Complete and utter fluffy crack fic with no plot to speak of. Tetsuya is enjoying a nice day with his favorite group of people- crabs! Please read and review, and remember- I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
Don't Leave Yet by AcousticLovely reviews
Runo's leaving, Dan hasn't told her how he feels. Will either of them confess before it's too late. DanxRuno,RunoxDan
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Dan K., Runo M. - Complete
Watch Me Burn by HisSweetestHoney reviews
Runo's hopelessly in love. She's lost in a fit of emotions. Dan's with someone else, and so is she! And what's all this about Vestroia, and Koi? DanxRuno, DanxJulie, AlicexShun, ChanxJoe, JuliexBilly, minor RunoxBilly But not really
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008
Unlikely Angel by Merci reviews
Hwoarang x Jin - Hwoarang finds himself in possession of strange powers and a promise to help Jin Kazama fight Devil. However, to counteract pure evil, he needed the power of pure good; the strength of an Angel. COMPLETE
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 179,621 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Hwoarang, Jin K. - Complete
Take My Hand by Night Rain Illusion reviews
AU, Advanceshipping and Ikarishipping. Ash and May are lost in Eterna Forest and come upon the Pokemon Chateau, where they meet its maiden, Dawn. But when Dawn is suddenly more than she seems, they find that there is a much bigger secret at large here...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka - Complete
Turnabout Coming Out by Ellcrys reviews
In which Maya finally explains to Pearl that she and Phoenix are never going to get married and live happily ever after. Phoenix agrees... until she gets to the 'why' part.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
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You've Got It Wrong reviews
Hinata's tired of mistletoe, Komaeda's self-depreciating, and Ibuki and Souda like to set their friends up
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Hinata H., Komaeda N.] Souda K., Mioda Ibuki - Complete
Melodies of the Piano reviews
Sundays were the days most kids left the school to do whatever, and those who stayed mostly stuck to places like the gym, pool, and rec room. That's why Kuwata Leon was confused when he heard the piano being played when he passed the music room.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Ikusaba M., Kuwata L.] - Complete
Accidents, Coincidences, and Other Things reviews
Ryuuga thought it was just coincidence the first few times he ran into Sora, who always seemed to come at him like a blur of blonde hair and nonsensical insults. (It was always something about being a snake, or a bad person or something, like he didn't already know that.) Written as a gift by nicecoasters on tumblr and posted with permission!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Sora, Ryuuga] - Complete
Night of Wind and Waves reviews
Pretty much an idea I randomly got for KyouyaXHikaru! On a windy night, Hikaru sneaks out to battle in secret... only to find that she's not alone... *ONESHOT*
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Kyouya T., Hikaru H. - Complete
Yuu's Story reviews
I once wondered where Yuu came from, and why he joined the Dark Nebula. I wrote this to explain everything. Hope you like!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Y. Tendo - Complete
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