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Author has written 10 stories for One Piece, Pokémon, Ouran High School Host Club, Transformers, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, Assassin's Creed, and Lord of the Rings.

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I got nutten, nutten but herry pertter


HOW TO DEAL WITH A GRUE

-Die.
-Scream and die.
-Scream, struggle, and die.
-Scream, struggle, shit yourself, and die.
-Scream, run, struggle, shit yourself, and die.
-Scream, run, struggle, shit yourself, look at a picture of Michael Jackson, and die.
-Scream, run, struggle, shit yourself, listen to any emo song, look at a picture of Michael Jackson, and die.
-Recite every line of Moby Dick in Italian. Grues love the Italian language, so it will subdue them for awhile. Of course when you are done reading, the grue will still eat you.
-Sing one of Michael Bolton's classic songs. Grues hate Michael Bolton. Of course they will still eat you, but you can have the satisfaction of having irritated a grue.
-Drink a glass of milk; 2.6 of grue are lactose intolerant, safe in the knowlege that the Grue will get diarrhea when it finally gets round to eating you, which is very quickly.
-Use extreme sarcasm.
-Build a sandcastle. It won't help at all, and you will be eaten, but it is a fun activity.
-Cast Frotz. This only works for wizards, enchanters, and other magically-enabled people.
-DON'T WANDER AROUND IN THE DARK, YOU MORON! Alternatively, light your torch.
-It is a little known fact that Grues like hearing haikus. Therefore reciting a haiku to a grue will extend your life by 17 syllables.
-Wrap a towel around your head. Although the grue will still eat you, it will make the postprandial cleanup easier. Plus, if you have telepathy you will be able to see the grue while it eats you.
-Yell for your mum over and over again until you die.
-Strip naked and perform an ancient Mayan rain dance, and pray that the rain distracts the grue.
-Call for a republican, and die.
-Continually masturbate. That's right. Day in, day out. It'll work, so long as there are kittens in the world.
-Summon Chuck Norris. This is not a very effective method though, because Chuck Norris is likely to wait until you are eaten so that he will get a show, and a kill.


LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah


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These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.


Guns don't kill people. People with mushtaches kill people.
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No, but seriously. Don't give guns to teens. They'll blow each others' faces off. I don't think that would feel very good. :/


My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask if you're alright.
REAL FRIENDS: Run away screaming: "GET OUT OF THE WAY! SHE'S PISSED!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and bitchslaps the mothafucker that causes the 3rd.

Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid litte shit, 'cause there's about to be a murder.

I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the shit out of him.

You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us.

I only seem like a smartass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumbasses.

Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.

Trust no man, fear no bitch.

Hating me won't make you pretty.

Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a destraction so I can punch you in the face.

MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?

May God have mercy on my enemies, 'cause I sure as hell won't.

It's a beautiful day... now watch some asshole fuck it up.

I swear, officer. I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face.

Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.

He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.

Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

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Child of the Akatsuki by AmaltheaLuchiaAizen reviews
Hope potter was rescued when she was 2 by a Female Ninja with blue hair that belonged to the Akatsuki, the woman and her lover adopts Hope and raise her until an old man with evil plans for their daughter appears... Pairing: You choose! Evil Dumbledore and Evil Ministry! Kick-butt Fem Harry! Animagus Harry and Akatsuki, later on!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,074 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Harry P., Akatsuki, Konan, Nagato
Life of Rosie Stark by Jo-Jo287 reviews
Months after the attack on New York Rosie's life is just getting back to normal but how normal can someones life get with her crazy 'family? This is definatley a long step from the Scottish orphanage Pepper left her in just under fourteen years ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 101,786 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., OC - Complete
The Wolf Prince and The Magic User by AmaltheaLuchiaAizen reviews
When The 12th division Captain goes too far and Kenpachi is on the receiving end, it will turn the life of Selene Potter around! Kenpachi bonds with Selene while they are staying at Ichigo's which leads to Something not even Kenpachi would see coming! look out Hogwarts, Selene potter has a new friend! AU during 5th year. rewrite of the old Wolf prince i wrote a while ago.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Harry P., K. Zaraki] Ichigo K., Isshin K.
We Make Our Own by Anya3 reviews
Matthew and Gilbert having been hiding something wonderful; a life that thanks to a couple of snooping countries, they will now have to share with the world. Now After nearly a decade of love and miracles, it's time for the secret to come out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,107 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Healing in a new world by waterflower63 reviews
Broken and defeated, she closed her eyes wishing she would soon join her best friends. Fate had other plans for her. She has a chance to try and live a normal life again. Will she be able to accept this new life or will she be haunted by the ghosts of her past? (Elfling Hermione)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,012 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Hermione G., Aragorn
A Memory's Curse by fanpire.x reviews
With the Cullens gone, Bella can return to the Wizarding World for her Fifth Year at Hogwarts. But with a horrible DADA teacher, seven surprise guests, a new love interest and Voldemort growing stronger, will she make it through unscathed? *Bella/Harry - during NM and OotP*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,599 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/15/2009 - [Harry P., Bella] Sirius B. - Complete
Damaged Bodies, Growing Lives, Building Families by StarLight Massacre reviews
Harry's painstakingly rebuilt world is destroyed again; then he meet's Clint Barton, the sharp eyed archer from the renowned Avengers team. Left broken and pregnant, can he be put back together again? Does he even want to be fixed after everything he's been subjected to or will his love for his baby and the support of the Avengers pull him through the very lowest point of his life?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,880 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Crossing the 'Verses by Vampirezdarkgurl reviews
Short prompt stories with different pairings (ALL GAY M/M PAIRINGS) or gen stories with no pairings based on Harry Potter/Avengers crossovers. (Poll in profile for choice on extended prompt)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 17,896 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Letters Concerning who will train Zack by Halo Cyan reviews
Angeal will be away for a week and has sent a letter to Genesis asking him to train Zack. Genesis refuses, so Angeal turns to Sephiroth. Basically a bunch of notes and letters between Angeal, Sephiroth and Genesis.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Surprise! It's an Adult! by I. H. Scribe reviews
"You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 258 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
It's all we are by Kindred01 reviews
Harry's uncle needs to pay his Loan shark back, but he hasn't got the money, he take's Harry with him, but Harry know's who the Loan Shark is. (a story that has no idea where it's going)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,010 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Harry P., Vernon D., Sanguini
pack is family by Kindred01 reviews
Fenrir saves Harry from his uncle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,940 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Harry P., Remus L., Fenrir G.
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 58 - Words: 259,852 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
A Hunter's Heartbreak by Ryurasuke reviews
A tragic story about a young hunter who just graduated from the hunting academy. Her secret crush travels with her, but she is too shy to reveal her feelings. All O/C based from myself or friends.Rated M for language, adult humor, and slight lemons.
Monster Hunter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,590 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011
Of Ferret and Scarhead: Drarry Oneshots by thenerd1026 reviews
Follow our favorite boys through camping trips, naked lamps, and family life in this series of unrelated Drarry oneshots. SLASH! Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,445 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Have A Husband Who Is A Night Class Student by pureblood-ryamiaka reviews
Kain finally gave up with Ruka. Just when his parents though of arrange marriage, misunderstandings pop out when he saves a day class student from a level E vampire, both of them are force to marry each other. KainxOC
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,322 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Kain A.
Redemption Songs by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Loki escapes from Asgard during his punishment and finds himself back in New York City where people still remember his face. Well except for one man, who doesn't know of him or the Avengers and has a strange habit of trying to save people who are beyond redemption. Like Loki, Harry has known pain and suffering and was Mother once. Loki now has someone who wants to save him. PostAA
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,122 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Short by Selestyna Arpa364 reviews
Kotone comes to Ouran and meets a certain Host who is just her size! HunnyxOC Rated T for sailor's mouth, some vulgarity and other shenannigans.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,181 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
The Daughter of Hecate by Frostfire613 reviews
After the war, Vitani Potter finds out that she's the daughter of the Goddess of Witchcraft and Magic, Hecate. Hecate directs her to Camp Half-Blood where she meets other demigods like her. Join her as she makes new friends, goes on new adventures, and falls in love. Fem!Harry x Luke Castellan. Percy x Annabeth. Good Luke. Evil Ethan. Powerful and MoD Fem!Harry. NO FLAMES! R & R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 127,880 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Harry P., Luke C.] [Percy J., Annabeth C.]
The Half-Blood Prince by superxprettyxkitty reviews
The summer before his 6th year at Hogwarts, Severus concots a plan to finally get to spend a night with the man of his dreams, little does he realise that one night of passion can lead to disasterous consequences especially when Sirius makes it clear he hates him. When Severus finds out he's pregnant, how will he cope with the prospect bringing up the Gryffindor's baby alone? Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 541,766 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Graceless Love by PyromaniacSchizophrenic reviews
Affectionately referred to as "Why Loki Didn't Get to Take Over the Universe." A random Midgardian mortal shows up on Asgard. Odin makes her Loki's responsibility. Loki/OC. Ridiculously fluffy. Sometimes cracky.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
What An Excellent Plan by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto wasn't going to let this oppotunity go to waste, and what better way to change the future than to make sure Obito didn't fall in love with Rin? It would have worked too, had he not fallen for her instead. Female Naruto FemNaru eventual NarutoxObito time-travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,176 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - [Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi] Kyuubi/Kurama
Axis Powersヘタリア 2gen by CerberusLoadout reviews
Taking place in the Modern Day, the nations of the world are in peace now after saving the World from the Picto Aliens. Now, their children are off, seeing the world their parents stand for and journey to discover their own Nations! Implied Mpreg, implaied male x male pairings, Mild profanity
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012
Abyssimal adventure! by Emberstar-phoenix lover reviews
What happens when four friends end up in the tales of abyss world? Complete chaos is insured. And how do they get back? No one knows but Yulia. Rated T for language. May be possible pairings. Four OC's! X3 Ah the madness of it all.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 142,532 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Yulia J., Sync
Don't drop that! by organic haircoat reviews
Zack drops a glass and it shatters, Angeal can't help but yell at him for it which triggers bad memories. The two of them spend some time together while the other three wait for them to come out and spend some fivesome time. AGSZC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Angeal H., Cloud S., Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Ooman by blacktalon117 reviews
Nova is a science experiment wishing it would all just come to an end. When scientists capture a full grown Yautja and put him in the cell next to hers, interests are raised. Maybe the warrior is just what Nova needs to make a break for freedom. Rated M. NOT FOR CHILDREN PEOPLE! Story now up for adoption, Have at people.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,994 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2009
The Awesomest Ship Ever by PyromaniacSchizophrenic reviews
Prussia finds his perfect match! PrussiaxOC, mentions of GerItaly. Warnings: slash, crack . crack times 10 to the crack power
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Complete
True Allegiances by Jessarie reviews
Harry is not a Potter and he just discovered many betrayals. Will they lead him to family? Will he ever find love? Many surprises await on the path to true allegiances. Slash! Pairings are as follows... Main: Harry/Tom - Side: Sirius/Severus - Hints At: Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Draco, Lucius/Hermione, and Neville/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,352 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Her Prophecy by Wolfy-tan reviews
-FemLuffy- Lucy has a dream of being the Pirate Queen that she will do anything to fulfill, but soon her gathered crew begins to suspect there's more to her than a cheerful rubber girl... -ZoroXFemLuffy-
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 120,187 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Luffy, Zoro
Forever A Nerd by Half Angel Half Evil reviews
2017: Decepticons have brought Cybertron to Earth, the Autobots are dead, and Annie Catalano is almost out of hope. After three years and no progress has been made with getting the Decepticons off Earth, Annie is close to giving up. However, will unlikely visitors show up and help Annie retrieve what rightfully belongs to her? Or will it cause more trouble? SEQUEL TO RUNAWAY NERD
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,946 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Hearts of Darkness by Crystalmaiden62 reviews
Sequel to Unlock the Heart. Anna returns to be with Sora and the others on their adventure. A little scared but determined to help Riku, she works to finding a way to help him with his darkness. There's one problem though, Lunar doesn't know how to help and the process might end up killing Anna. With the darkness out to get her, Anna's got her hands full. Riku x OC. Complete
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,338 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Riku, Sora, Kairi - Complete
Tutor Me, Mathew Williams! by SYNdicate 930 reviews
AU. When Matthew, the new student at school, enters Gilbert's life, the popular albino finds himself changing his flirtatious ways and experiencing things he's never felt before. Dealing with Matthew's over-protective older brother, fighting over him against his best friend, and being dealt underhanded tricks to win the Canadian's heart—It's insane. PruCanFran triangle.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,662 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Runaway Nerd by Half Angel Half Evil reviews
For all anyone's known, Annie Catalano disappeared 2 years ago. However, Selena Alosi who is the splitting image of our disappeared hero, has no memory of her past. Why does her necklace keep glowing and her cousin Justin try to get rid of this pin?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,880 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Dino/Mirage, Optimus Prime - Complete
Unlock the Heart by Crystalmaiden62 reviews
Anna OC, during the Thanksgiving holidays, she ends up in her Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep game and told she's a Destiny Keeper. She has to learn how to fight, keep things in order, and dealing with knowing what'll happen to her friends. Friend Ven x OC. Complete
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,453 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Ventus/Ven, Aqua, Terra - Complete
Single Approach by 2008roseelixir reviews
A single approach, he said she was. She was sold to be broken, and he volunteered to repair her. Step by step he become part of her life,her heart and even her soul. •/SakuraSebastian/• Rated T for language
Crossover - Naruto & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,734 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sakura H., Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Diamond and Pearl by The biggest ikarishipping Fan reviews
AU. Part 2. She is the diamond that broke; he is the pearl that longs to be someone else. They were platinum, but they couldn't take the heat. Both were hurt and betrayed, but perhaps a second chance in Twinleaf can set things right. Ikarishipping!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,793 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Kaikinisshoku: Total Solar Eclipse by Cyberweasel89 reviews
Follow Naruto as he joins with Anko, Hinata, and a strange boy as Team Nine, and unlocks the powers of the sun goddess Amaterasu sealed within him. Okami crossover, NaruHina, AnkoxIruka more pairings inside
Crossover - Naruto & Okami - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,436 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., OC
Meldarion by TheSecretUchiha reviews
With the war finally over, Harry finds that all he had fought for is gone. After reaching this startling revelation, he's drawn into another world and another war. Eventual slash. Legolas/Harry. Rating may go up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,205 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
The Popular Nerd by Half Angel Half Evil reviews
Annie Catalano has gone from nerd to popular nerd at Princeton University. She saved the world 2 years ago, but since then the Decpeticons have been after her, with no assist from the Autobots. Annie also has to finally choose between Optimus or Mirage
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,626 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Dino/Mirage, Optimus Prime - Complete
Shikotsumyaku by Sleyman reviews
Kimimaro is found, near death, by ANBU and taken back to Konoha to try and acquire the secrets of his bloodline. But, with Tsunade as the new Hokage, things may change for him. KimimaroxSakura Epilogue added! Epilogue-Epilogue Added!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,267 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Sakura H., Kimimaro - Complete
A Different Life by Tiro reviews
They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. SLASH-FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 366,567 - Reviews: 2608 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Just A Nerd by Half Angel Half Evil reviews
Annie Catalano finds out her necklace her great grandfather gave her is a key for an alien robot race. While trying to help them will she get stuck in a love triangle? Even more complicated, the other two are 30ft tall robots.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,207 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Optimus Prime, Dino/Mirage - Complete
Once In A Red Moon by Nadine25 reviews
Kuchihi Byakuya gets sent on a bizarre mission where he meets an earth bound soul by the name of Uchiha Itachi. Egos clash and Feathers fly and when sotaicho appoints the powerful Uchiha as a soul reaper all hell breaks loose. a ByaIta story
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,666 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Itachi U., Byakuya K. - Complete
Jaded eyes by Lone-Angel-1992 reviews
When the truth of family isn't the truth at all how will Harry and friends react. Alive parents, stolen legacies and unusual pairings; One summer, changed five lives forever, and they all agree The truth really hurts... Slash and odd situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,434 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Speech is Golden by Blu Rose reviews
People may have seen her husband as apathetic, too quiet, and maybe even antisocial, but she was pleased to be one of the few people he felt he could talk to in this world.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Hilda/Touko, Red - Complete
The Good Girls That Went Bad by The Black Rose 1995 reviews
Discontinued. Re-writen. Really sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,435 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Keeper of Secrets by Q u e e n V a m p reviews
—When you hold the world's secrets in your hands: everyone will try to bring you down. As such, Sakura must try her hardest not to fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Konoha's Shinigami by Ruby1235 reviews
Sakura and Hinata decide they want to become shinigami. Their reasons? Because when everyone thinks your weak in the place you once called home of course you want to prove them wrong. Of course there is Romance! Toshiro/Sakura and Ichigo/Hinata COMPLETE!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,436 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Safely Protect by AlteaAuroraRia reviews
"But who is going to keep the protector safe?" Ichigo is the protector. His friends need to make him change that look on life, using underhanded means, to make him feel safe instead. ShirosakixIchigoxMugetsu threesome, AU, Warnings inside. For SYYuuki17!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Atarashii Inochi by easily1994addicted reviews
After war in Konoha, Sakura arrives in Soul Society. After learning the ways of a Shinigami, how much will change in the Bleach storyline now that Sakura is involved? AiSaku / ByaSaku SakuraCentric
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,771 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - [Sakura H., Byakuya K., S. Aizen]
Hollows Heartbeat by YueShirosaki reviews
Inside of Ichigos mind it's raining again. So Hichigo decides to teach his King a lesson about getting depressed over little manners. BEWARE: YAOI content, boy x boy, Don't like yaoi don't read; Rated MA / R-18; not for underage readers. Trilogy book 1
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 34,415 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Mystery of You by Peinsakufan1341 reviews
After being resurrected and being aware of what happened in the past, Pein seeks out the pink haired kunoichi of Konoha to have as his own. Unable to comprehend his feelings for her he sends Deidara and Sasori to kidnap her from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,417 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
BLEACH: I DECLARE DOUBLE WAR CRACK by Beyond Birthday Beyond Belief reviews
WELL... I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE...I WAS UP TILL 5:00AM WRITEING THIS AND NOW I REGRET IT...SO YEA A LITTE CRACKED OUT YAOI AND AISEN DECLARES DOUBLE WAR...I KNO WTF?GRIMM LUVS ULQUI.IUCHI LUVS GRIMM AND ULQUI LUVS HIME AND BARRAGAN DIES...AGAIN
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Different Crisis by Elyna Lore reviews
"-no matter what happens you'll always have me. I'll always be here for anything you need." Sorry, I had to delete this and Re-post it because of some errors with my account...
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sephiroth, Sakura H.
Talking to a Wall by knobbly knees reviews
Because Shisui and Itachi are a tag team of sorts, Minato can't handle kids, Kiba likes redheads, and because Karin's in heat. Language Warning. Facebook Comedy Drabbles. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Five Glances by PeinSaku reviews
When you fall for someone, it happens in the most unexpected ways. Sometimes you run smack into the person you eventually come to love. Sometimes you call them a rude name because they tripped you. Sometimes you're introduced by a friend. And sometimes, if your name is Sabaku no Gaara, you fall for a girl by attempting to crush the life from her body.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,409 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/6/2011 - [Sakura H., Gaara] - Complete
Immortal Maelstrom by Elyna Lore reviews
"Who are you?" was the only thing that Sakura could say. "Well, the answer to that my dear is quite simple. I am You."
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,242 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Kadaj, Sakura H.
Silver's Rebuttal by That Dirty Dog reviews
Silver enters team rockets main base in hope of finally defeating his father, Giovanni. Along the way, he also meets up with his rival, Kotone. Do they have feelings for each other? Of course! Why would I have put this in the M rating. Read and Review
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Starting Over by LookOutShe'sGotAPen reviews
Three American teens decide to return to their Japanese roots and go to a new school, Ouran Academy... little did they know what humor, madness and maybe even romance lurked behind the door of the third music room! TamakixOC MorixOC KyoyaxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 111,146 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Mori/Takashi M., Tamaki S.
Body Heat by kisukebenihime reviews
*MadaSaku* A friendly camping trip turns into something more when Sakura and Madara draw the short straw. Now they have to share a tent and it's damn cold outside. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Summer Escape by enchanted nightingale reviews
After his 4th year the Delacours see Harry alone at Kings Cross and decide to take him to France where an unusual romance blooms between Harry and Rabastan Lestrange. But will it last longer than the first night? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Rabastan L., Harry P. - Complete
The Daycare Center Egg! by The biggest ikarishipping Fan reviews
One day, Dawn and Paul leave their pokemon at the daycare center. What does a cute bunny pokemon plus a hostile feline-like pokemon equal? Egg! What does Dawn plus Paul plus Egg equal? Arguments mixed with lots of Ikarishipping!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Paul/Shinji, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Harry Potter and the Host Club by Stalker of Stories reviews
COMPLETE After defeating Voldemort, Harry and Sirius escape to Japan. Watch as Harry attends a prestigious muggle school, avoids his godfather, and is as dense as can be. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 259,069 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Distractions by crematosis reviews
Light and L are in for a very interesting surprise when they discover the result of their intimate moment. How will Light be able to keep up with L's emotional fluctuations and even more bizzare behavior? LightxL mpreg
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 61,874 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Lost and Found by The biggest ikarishipping Fan reviews
Dawn finds herself lost, hurt, and in danger. So who finds her? You guessed it, Paul. Ikarishipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Paul/Shinji, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13399 - Favs: 7,245 - Follows: 6,057 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Company You Never Knew You Wanted by Sorehai reviews
He had a point, for whatever reason, he was still here. PeonyLuke
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Peony, Luke - Complete
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Back Full of Stories
In legend foretold a woman with stories on her body will return to middle earth from a distant land. Everyone expected scars, but when the woman was reviled they weren't expecting pictures. Windy, and her two brothers Michal, and Connor have little memory of their past lives here. Queen Arwen is willing to help them, but her daughters seem hesitant and untrusting of the trio.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Published: 3/30 - Legolas, Gimli, Eldarion, OC
Aslang the Grumpy reviews
It's nor her fault she is grumpy, Aslang is just a over worked, underpaid assassin trained in the Japanese sector moving back to the US to live with her older brother Desmond, but now they have ancestor roommates and a redheaded Irish shadow of a best friend, how is she supposed to do her own assassinations as well as her Japanese ancestor Hisana's with such distractions? AU
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18 - Desmond M., Malik, Connor K., OC
The Blind And Misunderstood Life Of Akito The American Kinoichi reviews
Annie Waiton was a normal, polite young lady who pretty much lived in a under populated town, one day she is walking home from school and gets killed by a drunk truck driver. Refusing to give up she is sent to the land of the hidden villages, not as herself but as Akito Hishima a girl with a bad mouth and a bad attitude. She has to put up with Akito and the building pressure of the
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 1/19 - Akatsuki, OC
Part of The Sky
Skylar is visited by Angeal
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Angeal H., OC - Complete
Imagine Dragons reviews
Dumbles is angry about getting kicked out of Hogwarts and wants revenge. Luca must learn how to have real emotions, will Lucine get over Barty? And who is Roar and why in the hell is Umbridge here! (MOSTLY BASED ON THE KNOWLADGE THAT LILLY WAS PREGERS AND WAS ABOUT TO MAKE JAMES AND SEVY FRIENDS) AU/Mpreg/occ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Charlie W., OC
Shut up Charlie!
8 conversations between Charlie and his girlfriend Luca (OC) AU/ implied mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
Rules should be followed reviews
One of many: This is a rules fic with my OCs and junk, so yeah enjoy
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Complete
NorthernLight reviews
Monkey D. Luffy has found what he truly wanted, a family.his daughter though wants to travel the seas just like him but he wants her safe so she runs away and builds a crew among friends until she meets the third son of Law. Monkey D. River get ready.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012
Haruhi can swing her sword reviews
Haruhi sings a song from tobuscus and the ouran host club catches her doing it
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
GENGAR reviews
My thoughts about the adorable purple fluff ball
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Gengar/Gangar - Complete