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Joined 03-06-11, id: 2779020, Profile Updated: 01-10-15
Author has written 13 stories for Silverwing, Happy Feet, Portal, and Kung Fu Panda.

About Me

I am a 20-year-old University student, currently enrolled in Software Engineering, who enjoys programming, writing, singing, piano, chess, video games, and bending the world to my will. When I'm not busy with school or work, I generally split my time between creative writing projects and software development projects (which include a self-made first-person shooter). I like to think of myself as funny, smart, and attractive, but I'm really only ever two of those things at any one time—which two are in the eyes of the beholder.

Current Works

I've recently re-watched, and subsequently fallen back in love with, the Kung Fu Panda franchise, which has given me a whole host of ideas for potential stories. Due to a lack of available free time, however, it could be quite a while before these stories are realized. School, work, family problems, and my competing programming hobby are all fighting for my attention at the moment, but I hope to get some new stories up soon.

In the mean time, I came across a few Legends of Awesomeness episodes on Youtube. Being a big Kung Fu Panda fan, I was originally quite excited to watch them, as I had never seen the show before. Expecting some more great adventures involving my favourite characters from the movies, I watched a few episodes only to be greatly disappointed by what I saw: The characters were pale imitations of themselves, the writing was shoddy at best, and I always finished each episode feeling as though I had wasted a great deal of time.

This experience has served as the foundation for my Realistic Reconstructions series, which aims to take these episodes and improve them through heavy doses of sarcasm and other humorous devices. I've already written parodies for The Bride of Po and The Way of The Prawn, and I've had so much fun with them that I may just write a few more, even at the cost of having to watch some of those terrible episodes again. In particular, I was thinking The Midnight Stranger had a lot of parody potential.

When I get bored with that, I plan to move on to a few more serious stories I have planned. One of these is a longer, full-length fiction, which introduces a new villain and a new moral dilemma for Po, and the rest are shorter stories that simply expand on some small thought that struck me one day (or, more commonly, at night while I was trying to sleep).

Besides the Kung Fu Panda stories, I was debating whether to flesh out a Starclimber sequel I've been playing with or to return to my Wheatley's Broadcasts story and turn it into a proper, full-length piece. Both are interesting ideas to me, but I'm currently leaning a bit towards the latter option after having so much fun with the Realistic Reconstructions (which are also humorous in nature).

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Realistic Reconstructions reviews
A series of parodies of Legends of Awesomeness episodes. If you watched the show and found it terrible, or at least wanting, read the humorously improved versions here!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,617 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Po, Tigress
Wheatley's Broadcasts reviews
Using his advanced hacking skills, Wheatley manages to get into the Aperture Science Extra-Terrestrial Announcement system hoping for a way back to earth, or at least a friendly voice to distract him from the space sphere.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Cave Johnson, Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Skywing reviews
Sifting through the echoes of the future, troubling thoughts cling to Zephyr's mind. He knows Goth must be stopped, and it is his duty to guide Marina and her son to his defeat, but the fears taking over his mind just can't be ignored.
Silverwing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,942 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Griffin, Marina - Complete
Dark Desperation reviews
An alternate version of the events in the Underworld, specifically between Griffin and Luna.
Silverwing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Griffin - Complete
Brightwing Regrets reviews
With Shade gone and Griffin at Stone Hold, Marina feels suffocated by loneliness. However, when she finally has an opportunity to feel loved again, she makes a terrible mistake.
Silverwing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Marina, Chinook - Complete
Before Dawn reviews
A sort of epilogue of my own to Firewing, with a bit of foreshadowing to a possible sequel.
Silverwing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Griffin, Marina
Heatwing reviews
Winter is coming to an end, and the reunited Silverwing colony is on their way back to the northern forests. Unfortunately, many of them will never make it. Takes place near the end of Sunwing.
Silverwing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,210 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Shade, Marina - Complete
The Drain reviews
In the book, Silverwing, Romulus saves Shade and Marina from a terrible fate. This is my idea of what would've happened had he not intervened.
Silverwing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Shade, Marina - Complete
Still Fighting It reviews
With the mate of his dreams and an egg on his feet, Mumble is finally happy with his life...but will it last? K for sadness I suppose.
Happy Feet - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Mumble - Complete
Forever Means Forever reviews
While out hunting, Mumble is visited by a face from his past. Except this time, he isn't so lucky.
Happy Feet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Gloria, Noah - Complete
What if reviews
At many points throughout the film, Mumble comes perilously close to death. These two stories are a short look at what it might have been like had he been less fortunate.
Happy Feet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mumble - Complete
Lonely Day reviews
Not really a songfic, but a story based around the song "Lonely Day" by System of a Down. I know the first few chapters might seem like a repeat of the movie, but they're just a short lead up to the new story.
Happy Feet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Mumble, Norma Jean - Complete
Silver Regrets reviews
If Shade had acted upon his inner desire and set out to become strong like Goth, only one thing would be able to stop him. Rated T to be safe, the books were after all.
Silverwing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Shade, Marina - Complete